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[upbeat music]
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‐ Hi, Tia.
‐ Hey, Bobby.
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‐ What happened to your bike?
‐ A big kid took it.
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[imitating tires screeching]
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Baby, come on,
what kinda example
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are you setting for Bobby?
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You're right.
I forgot to ring the bell.
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[bell ringing]
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Okay, I thought
you were gonna teach Bobby
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how to ride the bike.
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I did. He's doin' great.
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But I still have
trainin' wheels.
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Come on, man, what's the rush?
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Tia still has training wheels
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on her bike, right, baby?
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[chuckling]
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But Marcus says
he stopped using training wheels
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when he turned five.
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Yeah, well, I don't know
who this Marcus guy is
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but if he keeps teasing you,
tell him your dad is gonna..
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Woo‐kaw!
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Okay, but he's bigger than you.
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Well, obviously,
he ain't smarter than me
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if he's still in
the kindergarten. Heh‐heh‐heh!
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Dad, he's not in kindergarten.
He's mommy's new friend.
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Mommy's new best friend.
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Best friend like you and Reggie?
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No, like you and Tia.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is
to be a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[doorbell ringing]
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Oh, did you go for a ride
this afternoon?
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Maybe I should be
asking you that.
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‐ What?
‐ Nothin'.
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I'm just gettin' Bobby's
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bike ready for you, that's all.
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Well, how about
gettin' Bobby ready for me?
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‐ I have errands to run.
‐ Errands, huh?
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Where you goin'? Neiman Marcus?
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No, I'm goin' to Bloomingdale's.
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So you can buy
some Marcus‐scents
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So you can have as many shoes
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as Imelda Marcus...os?
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Boy, what are you talkin' about?
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I'm talkin' about Marcus,
your new best friend
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who I had to find out about
from my five‐year‐old son.
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Why you didn't tell me
you was datin' somebody, Neesee?
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Oh, I don't know, uh
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maybe because
it's none of your damn business.
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Well, if my son is involved,
it is my damn business.
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You could have at least
introduced me to him, Neesee.
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Like you introduced me
to your girlfriend?
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I didn't have to. She was
a teacher at Bobby's school.
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[laughing]
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And she took show and tell
a little too far.
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You know what I'm sayin',
there's a big difference
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between me and Tia
and you and what's‐his‐name.
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Oh, all of a sudden
you don't know his name?
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There's a whole lot
I don't know about him.
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Ah. Well, if you must know,
Robert, he's my dentist.
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And so far he's given me
more gold than you ever did.
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Well, he must be
a hell of a miner.
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Look, until I meet him,
I don't want him around Bobby.
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Oh, well, see,
that may be a problem
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because, A, Bobby has a cavity
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B, I really don't give
a rat's ass what you want.
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Bobby?
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Mommy's here.
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[instrumental music]
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Cancel all your plans,
you're covering the premiere
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of the new Spike Lee joint
tonight.
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Nah, dawg, I'm not coverin'
anymore red carpet arrivals
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unless I'm actually
on the red carpet.
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Oh, no, no, don't worry, I got
you a spot on the gray carpet.
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There is no gray carpet.
That's the sidewalk.
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Hey, every press line
has its pecking order.
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Exactly.
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So why is Mr. LA
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further down the carpet
than Mr. DC?
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Because of a crazy thing
called the alphabet.
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Hey, well, the alphabet sucks.
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S‐U‐C‐K‐S.
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This dis brought to you
by the alphabet.
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[chuckles]
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Unless my feet touches the red
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I'm not askin' anybody anything.
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I'll go. Some of my favorite
films are by Spike Lee.
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Especially "Jungle Fever,"
that one really spoke to me
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because I too love
the white women.
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I think I hear one calling.
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Ain't you in a foul‐ass mood?
What's goin' on?
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[sighs]
Neesee's seein' a dentist.
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Well, twice a year is normal,
you cheap‐ass‐‐
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They're dating.
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Oh. And?
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‐ And I haven't met him yet.
‐ And?
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And I have the right to know
who's spendin' time with my son.
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I mean, I know less about
this guy than I know about him.
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‐ Sorry, Steve.
‐ No, it's Bill.
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We worked together
for the last two years.
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I got you.
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[laughs]
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‐ Alright.
‐ I was just testin' you, buddy.
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[chuckles]
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I don't have
to put up with this, Dirk.
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And Neesee? Neesee's gonna
have to recognize.
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Shoot, you better recognize.
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It sound like she got you
straight up punked.
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She gettin' drilled and filled,
and you gettin' billed.
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You got the right
to some answers, man.
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You're damn right,
and if I don't get 'em
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there's gonna be hell to pay.
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Well, if you're thinkin' about
gettin' rid of him
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it's not gonna be easy.
Dentists are relentless.
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‐ What do you mean?
‐ Think about it.
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This chump has endured
endless hours
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of boredom and studying
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for the right
to talk about what?
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Teeth. Why?
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So he can wear a stupid smock
and vacuum spit?
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If I learned anything
in this life, it's this.
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A dentist will stop at nothing.
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Actually, I have to disagree
with you, my dawg.
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Um, it's a well‐known fact
that dentists have
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the highest suicide rate
of any profession.
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A good strategy would be
just to wait it out.
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Oh, and, yes
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Finland has the highest
suicide rate of any country.
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So what?
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So if this guy's name is Olaf
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your problems could be over
any minute.
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[instrumental music]
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[upbeat music]
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So did you check out
the new bartender?
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Ooh. I wouldn't mind
tappin' his cake.
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Girl, please,
you know I am an engaged..
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Whoo, Lord have mercy.
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Speakin' of eye candy,
did you see who brought Neesee
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to drop off Bobby this morning?
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That must've been
her new boyfriend.
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‐ Marcus, the dentist.
‐ Hm.
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What's he like?
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Well, if our bartender is a ten
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he's a thousand.
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Girl, where did she meet him?
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'Cause you know, hotties,
they travel in packs.
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‐ Well, he was fixin' her teeth.
‐ Hm.
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Ooh! Ow!
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‐ Well, I, I got a‐‐
‐ Mm‐mm, don't even try it.
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Mm‐mm.
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Um, well, okay.
So he's hot and he's loaded.
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It must be drivin' Robert crazy.
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Well, he's not that happy.
That's for sure.
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But he says
he's just worried about Bobby.
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‐ And you believe that?
‐ Yes.
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Good.
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‐ Really?
‐ No!
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I went through the same thing
with my parents.
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After their divorce,
whenever my mom met someone new
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all of a sudden my father
would show up to see me
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with all sorts of toys.
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‐ And new clothes.
‐ Well, that sounds nice.
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What makes you think he didn't
wanna spend time with you?
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Because every time
he ran the guy off
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he would make me return
everything to the stores.
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That's just the saddest story
I've ever heard.
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Psych!
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[laughs]
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Girl, I'm lyin',
just like Robert.
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Please, my fiance does not lie.
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‐ Uh, whatever. I need a drink.
‐ Oh, okay, waitress.
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No, I need a stiff one.
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Bartender?
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[instrumental music]
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[laughing]
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Daddy?
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When can I ride
without training wheels?
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Why are you in such a rush?
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You got some girl
you tryin' to impress?
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Dad!
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[laughs]
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My tricycle
only had three wheels.
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I'm doin' worse than ever.
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Okay, okay, here's the deal.
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Two rides without it
endin' in tears and Bactine
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and you're flyin' solo.
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‐ Yay!
‐ Alright. Hey, hey, hey.
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Where's my Eskimo kiss?
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See you later, man.
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Baby, why did you tell him that?
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[bicycle crashing]
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‐ 'I'm okay!'
‐ That's why.
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Keep goin', Bobby!
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‐ Robert, Tia.
‐ 'Hey, Neesee.'
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‐ Where's Bobby?
‐ Out back ridin' his bike.
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‐ By himself?
‐ Relax, he's fine.
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[bicycle crashing]
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(Bobby)
'I'm okay!'
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So, uh,
where's your sugarless daddy?
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Boy, please.
He's parking his Jag.
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Oh. Afraid
to show his face, huh?
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I understand. I'm a tough man
to live up to. Ain't it, baby?
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‐ Yes, you are.
‐ How's everybody doin'?
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I'm sorry, Robert,
uh, you were sayin', huh?
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It's nice to meet you guys.
I'm Marcus.
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Damn.
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Hi. I'm Tia.
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‐ Tia.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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Damn! Um, so you a dentist, huh?
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Yeah, actually,
you should give me a call
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if you ever need any work done.
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‐ Oh, okay, sure.
‐ Here's my card.
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Great. Thank you.
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By the way, look at your smile.
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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Oh.
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What a beautiful smile.
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‐ You don't need me.
‐ Oh.
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[laughs]
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Neesee, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Uh, yeah, you know what,
I'm gonna go upstairs.
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Alright, I'll be, uh, outside.
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So, Neesee, the first guy
you bring to my house
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is a 6'5", bald‐headed dentist.
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I don't like the looks
of that guy.
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[scoffs]
Ha!
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You about the only one.
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Look, Robert, I'm a grown woman
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and you don't run my life.
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I would do what I please,
I will see who I please.
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Now, step aside if you please.
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‐ Whee! Look at me!
‐ 'Girl, please.'
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I have a say
who spends time with my son.
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But you don't have a say
who spends time with me.
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Neesee, you need
to run people by me.
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Marcus is dating me, not Bobby.
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(Robert)
Why do you always have to make
everything so difficult?
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00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,927
You don't start nothin',
it won't be nothin'.
247
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,128
See, just the fact that you said
248
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,496
"Don't start nothin',
don't be nothin'."
249
00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,298
‐ You're startin' something.
‐ Whatever.
250
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,933
‐ "Whatever?" Oh, oh‐‐
‐ Did you see?
251
00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:26,402
Did you see?
No training wheels.
252
00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:31,340
We missed Bobby's
first bike ride.
253
00:10:31,373 --> 00:10:32,642
But at least
we got a chance to see
254
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,977
our billionth stupid argument.
255
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,620
‐ Okay, bye, guys.
‐ Bye, Bobby.
256
00:10:43,653 --> 00:10:45,655
Nice job with the bike, Marcus.
257
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,624
[laughs]
258
00:10:47,657 --> 00:10:50,059
Can you believe that guy taught
my son how to ride a bike?
259
00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:52,428
Whoo! He's a monster.
260
00:10:52,461 --> 00:10:54,196
You don't just
come in to somebody's house
261
00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:55,497
and teach their son
how to ride a bike.
262
00:10:55,532 --> 00:10:57,166
That's just not cool, Tia.
263
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,535
Well, come on, baby.
You taught him.
264
00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:01,070
Marcus just took off
the training wheels.
265
00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:03,606
Just? Did you just say, "Just?"
266
00:11:05,074 --> 00:11:06,475
You're startin' to scare me,
Tia.
267
00:11:06,509 --> 00:11:07,644
Excuse me?
268
00:11:07,677 --> 00:11:11,013
We used to be like this.
269
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:14,083
Right? Apparently, we're like..
270
00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:17,720
Baby,
what are you talkin' about?
271
00:11:17,754 --> 00:11:21,223
How would you feel if you spent
six months makin' a sandwich
272
00:11:21,257 --> 00:11:23,492
you turn around and some jackass
comes and eats it?
273
00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:26,062
Well, baby, if it took you
six months to make a sandwich
274
00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:29,131
you must not have been
that hungry, okay?
275
00:11:29,165 --> 00:11:32,569
Baby, it was a first.
That man stole my moment.
276
00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:35,237
Baby, come on, there's gonna be
other firsts, okay?
277
00:11:35,271 --> 00:11:36,472
And you wouldn't have missed it
278
00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:38,407
if you weren't so busy
arguing with Neesee.
279
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,510
We weren't arguing.
We were discussing Marcus.
280
00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:43,212
Okay, look, you're the one
that's always sayin'
281
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,147
that you want Neesee
to get a life
282
00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:46,716
so she can get out of ours,
right?
283
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,051
Well, guess what, honey?
She met a guy.
284
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,020
He's smart, he's got a good job
285
00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:53,590
and he likes your son.
What is the problem?
286
00:11:53,623 --> 00:11:55,057
‐ I don't like him.
‐ Why not?
287
00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:56,225
Because he's trying
to worm his way
288
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,259
in to my son's life.
289
00:11:57,293 --> 00:11:58,494
Okay. But you know what?
290
00:11:58,528 --> 00:12:00,196
You're startin' to sound
a lot like Neesee
291
00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:01,463
when she's talkin' about me.
292
00:12:01,497 --> 00:12:02,532
[gasping]
293
00:12:19,816 --> 00:12:21,450
Come on, man.
294
00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:22,619
‐ It's not that bad.
‐ Why you doin' this to me?
295
00:12:22,652 --> 00:12:24,453
Come here.
296
00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:26,422
[instrumental music]
297
00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:30,226
Hey, guys.
I know you're workin' hard.
298
00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:31,561
Maybe it's time for a pit stop.
299
00:12:31,594 --> 00:12:33,429
‐ Ooh.
‐ Want some puddin', puddin'?
300
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:34,664
How about we take
a little break, champ, huh?
301
00:12:34,697 --> 00:12:37,466
‐ Okay, but I wanna fly.
‐ You wanna fly?
302
00:12:37,499 --> 00:12:39,802
Okay, but the flight
to Pudding Town is bumpy.
303
00:12:39,836 --> 00:12:41,303
Hold on to your seats.
304
00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:42,572
[doorbell ringing]
305
00:12:42,605 --> 00:12:45,542
[imitates aircraft droning]
306
00:12:45,575 --> 00:12:47,810
Spread your wings, plane, you
gotta spread your wings, okay.
307
00:12:47,844 --> 00:12:49,245
[imitates aircraft droning]
308
00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,247
‐ Hey.
‐ Oh, Robert.
309
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,250
Hey, uh,
Bobby left his, uh, this.
310
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:57,787
‐ Daddy, look at me, I'm flying!
‐ Yeah, I see, I see.
311
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,857
And it looks pretty, uh,
hey, dangerous.
312
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,625
Uh, why don't you bring him in
for a landing?
313
00:13:02,659 --> 00:13:04,226
‐ Okay.
‐ Please, please.
314
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,128
‐ Ooh.
‐ Nice and easy.
315
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:08,397
There you go. Great job. Heh.
316
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:10,567
How you doin', Robert?
Long time no see.
317
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,235
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Long time no see.
318
00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:16,639
Hey, I see somebody broke out
daddy's racetrack.
319
00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:18,541
Yeah, Marcus put it together.
320
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:20,543
Hey, you had help
from your pit crew.
321
00:13:20,577 --> 00:13:24,180
Oh, I see, uh, they didn't teach
you back in dentist school
322
00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:25,515
how to put together a racetrack.
323
00:13:25,548 --> 00:13:27,617
Well, uh, in dentist school,
I was a square guy.
324
00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:30,820
‐ I studied.
‐ Come on, Marcus, race daddy.
325
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,589
‐ I don't know, Robert‐‐
‐ No, no, no.
326
00:13:32,622 --> 00:13:34,190
It'll be fun. Come on. Come on.
327
00:13:34,223 --> 00:13:35,892
Well, come on, Bobby.
It's time to go to bed.
328
00:13:35,925 --> 00:13:38,494
No, no, no. Let him watch this.
329
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,463
You know you come from
a racin' background, right?
330
00:13:41,497 --> 00:13:45,602
Your great‐grandpappy
was named Mario N. Dreadlock.
331
00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:46,669
So don't you get scared, Marcus.
332
00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:47,804
Let's go.
333
00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,672
One, two, three.
334
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,676
[laughs]
335
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,377
Daddy, you lost.
336
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:57,580
Yeah, yeah, but it ain't over
till it's over.
337
00:13:57,614 --> 00:13:59,682
‐ No, no, I'm done, I'm done.
‐ No, no, no.
338
00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:01,718
It's over, it's over.
Come on, say goodnight.
339
00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:03,686
‐ Goodnight, Marcus.
‐ Night, little guy, see you‐‐
340
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,221
Hey, hey, hey, Bobby,
aren't you forgettin' somethin'?
341
00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:06,355
Yes!
342
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,727
Goodnight, champ.
343
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,261
Come on.
344
00:14:12,294 --> 00:14:15,297
Wow, uh, he's a great kid.
345
00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:16,833
Yeah.
346
00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:18,868
Look, Marcus,
I'mma make this quick.
347
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,237
To be honest with you,
you seem like a nice guy
348
00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:23,405
but I don't know you
and it's gonna be a minute
349
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:25,508
before I feel comfortable
with you around my son.
350
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,877
[scoffs]
Well, I'm not dangerous.
351
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,312
No, I'm tryin' to say,
you're six‐foot five
352
00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:33,182
and if somethin' jump off,
I'mma have to grab a stool.
353
00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:36,185
Ha‐ha, six. Six‐foot five.
354
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:37,520
‐ This dude, that's funny.
‐ You funny.
355
00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:39,321
You're funny, you're funny.
356
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:42,859
Yeah, but look, man,
you know, when you have a kid
357
00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:44,493
you'll understand
where I'm comin' from.
358
00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:46,796
Well, you know, this whole
situation is kinda, you know
359
00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:48,531
hard to understand for me.
360
00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:49,932
When my parents got divorced
361
00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:51,534
they did it
the old‐fashioned way.
362
00:14:51,568 --> 00:14:54,937
They had a fight, got a lawyer,
never spoke again.
363
00:14:54,971 --> 00:14:57,406
But you guys, you guys
are blending and talkin'
364
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,676
and getting along and..
365
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:01,443
With all due respect,
this is weird.
366
00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:03,513
Yeah, well, we're tryin'
to do it the new way.
367
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:06,215
Well, I really respect that,
I really do
368
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:07,650
but I can't do that.
369
00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,452
I don't wanna be the bad guy.
370
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:14,591
Well, I guess
someone has to be the bad guy.
371
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,192
I guess
that someone would be me.
372
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,828
Goodnight, Robert.
373
00:15:22,832 --> 00:15:24,300
Marcus.
374
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,668
Robert, yeah, yeah.
375
00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:29,806
Look, Neesee,
I‐I hope y‐you didn't think‐‐
376
00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:31,373
I know, I know.
377
00:15:31,407 --> 00:15:33,743
You're a good man, an honest man
378
00:15:33,776 --> 00:15:36,579
but there's two things
a single mother can't afford.
379
00:15:36,613 --> 00:15:38,581
College, indecision.
380
00:15:38,615 --> 00:15:40,683
And Robert is paying
for Bobby's college.
381
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:43,786
Well,
you're a very strong woman.
382
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,355
Thank you.
383
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:47,624
But I'm looking
for someone to sign on
384
00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:48,925
to the Neesee program.
385
00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:53,329
I'm sorry.
386
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:55,264
But if this was eight years ago
387
00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:57,967
I would've torn the clothes
right off your back.
388
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,702
[laughs]
389
00:15:59,736 --> 00:16:00,903
But it's not.
390
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:04,774
I know. I'm sorry, too.
391
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,945
It's okay. Goodnight.
392
00:16:08,978 --> 00:16:10,046
Goodnight.
393
00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:13,015
[instrumental music]
394
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:18,955
Damn!
395
00:16:19,922 --> 00:16:22,859
[instrumental music]
396
00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:27,997
Baby!
397
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,599
Yeah, yeah, what's goin' on?
398
00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:31,333
Oh, baby, you missed it.
399
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,035
I just came
from Neesee's house, right?
400
00:16:33,069 --> 00:16:35,572
And I think the dentist
is gonna need a foot doctor
401
00:16:35,605 --> 00:16:38,741
'cause Neesee's about to tell
that boy to start stepping.
402
00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:40,309
‐ What happened?
‐ I'm over there.
403
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:41,778
Playin' race cars with the guy,
right?
404
00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:43,813
And winnin', so..
405
00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:46,549
...all of a sudden, right
406
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,785
he gets mad and he starts
talkin' about our family
407
00:16:48,818 --> 00:16:51,420
sayin' that we're blended
and we're weird.
408
00:16:51,453 --> 00:16:54,891
‐ So he hit me.
‐ What really happened?
409
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:56,659
Nah, actually,
Marcus is pretty cool.
410
00:16:56,693 --> 00:16:58,928
But him and Neesee,
they're on two different pages.
411
00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:00,563
And that hit that I mentioned
412
00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:03,399
well, it was more like
a friendly push.
413
00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:05,502
But you know
I got the last jab in, right?
414
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:06,869
[laughing]
415
00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,506
‐ Okay, so you feeling better?
‐ Yeah.
416
00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:12,742
Now I don't have to worry
about Bobby.
417
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:16,012
Is that the only thing
you were worried about?
418
00:17:16,045 --> 00:17:17,346
‐ What do you mean?
‐ I mean..
419
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:18,715
Maybe you were a little upset
420
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:19,749
because you were afraid
421
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:20,783
Neesee was movin' on.
422
00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:22,084
The only thing I'm worried
423
00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:23,786
about Neesee movin' on
424
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,822
is the weekend
425
00:17:25,855 --> 00:17:27,857
'cause that means
I'd have to help her.
426
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,593
[doorbell ringing]
427
00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:38,535
Oh, Neesee, I see
you've decided to use the bell.
428
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:40,469
No, I leaned on it by accident.
429
00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:43,673
Hey, Neesee.
430
00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:46,509
‐ Oh, hi, Tia.
‐ Where's Bobby?
431
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,044
‐ Home alone.
‐ What?
432
00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,680
I got a sitter. We need to talk.
433
00:17:50,713 --> 00:17:53,516
You know what?
I'mma go and start dinner.
434
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:58,054
What can I do for you, Neesee?
435
00:17:58,087 --> 00:18:00,990
Who gave you the right
to talk to Marcus about me?
436
00:18:01,023 --> 00:18:03,125
Oh, let's see.
He's about three‐foot four.
437
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:05,427
His name is Robert James Jr.
438
00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,530
Look, I came over there
to talk about Bobby
439
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,031
and my man shifted it to you.
440
00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:11,734
And you just
took the ball and ran.
441
00:18:11,768 --> 00:18:13,069
You don't wanna see me happy,
Robert.
442
00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:14,737
Happy?
443
00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:16,172
I cut you a check every month
444
00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:18,941
to make you happy.
445
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:21,443
Neesee, believe it or not,
I don't care who you're seein'.
446
00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:23,546
Uh‐huh, well, you have
a funny way of showin' it.
447
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:26,816
Because who you see
affects Bobby.
448
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:29,451
Now, the boy's already been
through one painful divorce.
449
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,856
So have I.
And I'm tryin' to move on.
450
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,457
We're not married anymore,
Robert.
451
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,827
You cannot control
what happens in my house.
452
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,629
I won't let you.
453
00:18:39,662 --> 00:18:42,498
You found your fiancee.
Let me find mine.
454
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,500
Look, Neesee,
who you find is your business
455
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:45,702
but if he's gonna be
around my son
456
00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:48,170
at least show me the respect
to meet him.
457
00:18:48,204 --> 00:18:50,807
‐ Is that too much to ask?
‐ Yes.
458
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,776
I'll let you meet him
when I feel like it
459
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,211
as long as
you don't act the fool.
460
00:18:55,244 --> 00:18:57,947
Neesee,
no one's acting the fool.
461
00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:58,948
Oh!
462
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:04,120
Uh..
463
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,191
Yeah, alright, I was listening.
464
00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:12,094
[instrumental music]
465
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,836
You know what,
this is a damn sha..
466
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:21,971
I used to be good at this
when I was little.
467
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:24,774
Baby, why don't we go upstairs
468
00:19:24,807 --> 00:19:27,510
and do a few laps
around the bed?
469
00:19:27,544 --> 00:19:28,978
Now, you know, it's like,
you know, when we was little
470
00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:30,813
we used to take the eraser
and we put in on here
471
00:19:30,847 --> 00:19:31,948
and they just stick
on the track.
472
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:33,916
This is just..
This is destructive.
473
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:37,720
Or we could play
a little Kitchen Counter 500.
474
00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:45,127
Ladies and gentlemen
475
00:19:45,161 --> 00:19:47,496
start your engines.
476
00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:49,632
[imitating engine starting]
477
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,635
Vroom, vroom, vroom.
478
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,171
Ooh, girl,
you on that Valvoline.
479
00:19:55,204 --> 00:19:56,873
You on that Valvoline!
480
00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,509
Alright.
481
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,077
[chuckling]
482
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,680
[imitating engine revving]
483
00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:07,584
No problem.
Now hold tight, baby.
484
00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:10,553
[imitating engine revving]
485
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,593
[clears throat]
486
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:20,797
[imitating engine revving]
487
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:26,969
[imitates tires screeching]
488
00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:29,939
[upbeat music]
489
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:36,779
[theme music]
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