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[instrumental music]
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‐ Good morning, guys.
‐ Hey, baby.
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‐ Smack Berries again?
‐ Yeah.
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Somebody just finished
his third bowl.
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Can I have more?
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You know,
you ate all the berries
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the only thing that's left..
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...is smack.
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Well, I need to get
to the bottom of the box
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to get my Smack monster.
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Is that him?
I think I can find him.
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You wiggle a lil' like that,
you shake it like..
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‐ Hey, I think I see something.
‐ Uh‐oh.
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‐ Uh‐oh.
‐ I see..
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‐ Aah!
‐ Ha‐ha‐ha!
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Ooh! Mommy!
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Save yourself! Save yourself!
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Save yourself now!
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Oh, oh, come on, Robert,
try to get it with your head.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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What's up, Neesee?
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Well, today is Bobby's day
to bring snack
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so I brought some lollipops.
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It's okay, mommy.
Me and Tia made cupcakes.
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Oh, yeah, sorry, Neesee,
uh, Jonelle called last night
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and reminded me,
and we just whipped some up.
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I had it covered, Tia.
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Uh, you know what,
he can take both.
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What kid doesn't like
cupcakes and lollipops?
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A diabetic one.
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Hey, as long as you're here,
would you like some coffee?
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I'll get it.
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Speaking of Jonelle, baby..
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Did your friend Warren say
he liked her?
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Oh, baby, you know
I can't tell you
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'cause you're gonna
get pissed off
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and you're gonna tell Jonelle
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Jonelle's gonna get pissed off
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she's gonna tell Warren
that I told you
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then Warren's gonna get
pissed off
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and he's gonna kidnap Bobby.
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Will you tell me?
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Promise not to tell Jonelle?
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Oh, dang. That bad?
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Say he wasn't feeling her.
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How could you tell me that?
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What happened to the mugs?
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They're in that cupboard now.
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Oh. This is beautiful.
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Did you do this for me?
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I made it for daddy and Tia
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but you can have it.
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Oh. That's okay, baby.
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You can make mommy another one.
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Hey, uh, you know, I think
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I need to be
getting ready for work.
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Yeah, me too.
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Mommy, what are you doing today?
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‐ Oh, I got lots of stuff to do.
‐ Like what?
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Oh, like, um, errands
and appointments and stuff.
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‐ Is that a real job?
‐ No.
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My job is being your mother.
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And that's the best job
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anybody could have. Mwah.
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Well, how much do you
get paid to be my mommy?
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Mm.
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‐ Let's go, champ.
‐ Bye, mommy.
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Bye, baby.
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[instrumental music]
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Whoa, what happened in here?
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[chuckles]
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Oh, our class
was hatching chicks
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and my ex‐room mother thought
we should take it free range.
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Aw. Oh, look at this little guy.
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He is so cute and yellow
and fuzzy and.. Ow!
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Mean!
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Okay, those are some
ghetto chicks.
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Speaking of ghetto chicks
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Neesee was at the house
this morning.
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And Bobby hit her with a
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"Mommy, how come
you don't have a real job?"
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Ooh!
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You should've seen
her face just crack
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and hangin' on
by a thread of lipstick
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with these two little eyelashes
flashing in the wind.
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[both laughing]
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He got it right though.
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She about to get it together.
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She got 13 years
of child support
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and she's trading
at Robert Braith
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the government cheese.
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Oh, see, that's just mean.
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Well, we can fight about it
over drinks.
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We still on for Friday?
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Manicures and martinis?
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Oh, yeah, the Salon Saloon.
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Nothing better than getting
liquored and lacquered.
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‐ I like it.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Hey, Neesee.
‐ Hey, Neesee.
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Ms. Abrahams, Ms. Tia.
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I saw in the bulletin board
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where you were looking
for a room mother.
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I'm a mother, so make room.
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[instrumental music]
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[chuckles]
What's the big grin for, Dirk?
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You get hired
as the Laker girl towel boy?
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No, that's impossible,
they're not..
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They're not taking
any more applications.
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This Friday, right here
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you are gonna interview Beyonce.
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And I get to
watch her be‐oun‐cin'.
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How did you do that?
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I'm a producer, bruh. I produce.
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That's what I'm talking about,
Dirk!
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That's right.
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‐ Stars follow stars.
‐ Mm‐hm.
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We got Beyonce.
Next, we get Justin Timberlake.
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‐ Right.
‐ Will Smith, J. Lo, 50 Cent.
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‐ Um‐hm.
‐ He's a shooting star.
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But, see, I'm gonna
rip this one, you know?
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And, well, we gotta get started
on this real fast.
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‐ We gotta do like promos‐‐
‐ Oh, way ahead of you, dawg.
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Check this out.
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It's just a mock up,
but imagine that's Beyonce.
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‐ What do you think?
‐ I think I'm gonna be sick.
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What do you think
about the poster?
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I think you're stupid‐licious.
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‐ Stupid‐licious like a fox!
‐ Ah!
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Beyonce's people want to know
our questions ahead of time.
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So, I wrote a few down.
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"What is it like to be
being Beyonce?
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"Who invented the booty bounce?
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Could you love a man
who wasn't famous?"
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That one's for me.
It's for off camera.
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But, find out.
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Dirk, I'm not sending this,
alright?
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Beyonce is an artist
who has written
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empowering anthems for women.
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I wanna know what she reads.
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I wanna know what inspires her.
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[snores]
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You lost me at "Beyonce."
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Look, all I'm saying is, I wanna
ask some smart questions.
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Why?
People don't wanna be smart.
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They don't want
their entertainment smart.
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That's why they watch
"Press The Meet"
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rather than "Meet The Press."
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Yeah, well,
I don't wanna do some fluffy
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popcorn interview, alright.
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Oh, you want serious questions?
Here's a few.
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"Uh, who the hell is Mr. LA?
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Why is no one watching
his show?" Here's my favorite.
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"Who's the white guy
who just replaced him?"
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We're gonna play
this one my way, Dirk.
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Fine, just prepare
your questions
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give 'em to me
and I'll put 'em in a shredder.
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I was just kidding, man.
I got your back.
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‐ I'm your man.
‐ Thank you.
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Shredder!
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[instrumental music]
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[bell ringing]
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Oh. Oh‐oh‐oh.
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[whistling]
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Hey, hey, what do we say?
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At the sound of the bell,
we get up and do what?
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[in unison]
Walk!
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That's right. That's right. And
why do we walk instead of run?
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Because the most
important thing is..
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[in unison]
Safety!
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Exactly.
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See, we don't want you to fall
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and scuff up
your pretty little face.
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Because then, you won't be able
to get a date to the prom.
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Which is not as important
as going to college.
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‐ Or recess.
‐ That's right.
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‐ Go ahead.
‐ Yeah.
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Girl, you are amazing.
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Those kids
really respond to you.
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Hey, I'm loving this gig.
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I haven't worked
since Bobby was born.
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Hey, I'm just trying
to find my way.
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And I have to be
honest with you.
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I didn't think
you would be any good.
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I really thought
you were gonna be all‐‐
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What? Impossible?
Oh, difficult?
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Nasty? Mean?
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Full of attitude?
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Well, yeah.
Yeah, but, I was wrong.
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And I'm glad I was.
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[chuckles]
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I'm glad I was wrong, too.
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Wrong about what?
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Oh, come on, girl.
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Every time
I'm around you and Tia
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all you do is snicker.
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[snickering]
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We don't talk about you.
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Come on, you can be honest.
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I've called you names.
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‐ Like what?
‐ Oh, like, uh..
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Beanpole,
chickenhead, ghetto flooze‐‐
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Okay, that's all
Disney Channel
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don't make me go HBO on you.
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[chuckles]
You are hilarious.
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You know, I got this guy
you need to meet.
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Oh, girl, thanks.
But I'm good.
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I met this new guy, Warren.
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And I wanna see
how that plays out.
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‐ Warren?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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Ah. Tia didn't tell you?
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‐ Tell me what?
‐ Warren was not feeling you.
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Oh, but don't worry.
My friend is way better.
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I got his number in the car.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, hey, Neesee.
Wow, that's a nice outfit.
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I know.
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Hey, Jonelle
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you gotta tell me.
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How are things going
with Neesee?
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Why didn't you tell me
Warren wasn't feelin' me?
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What? Did he call you?
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‐ No.
‐ E‐mail you?
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‐ No.
‐ Friendly fax?
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No. My room mother told me.
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And I should have heard it
from my best friend.
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I cannot believe
Neesee told you that.
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Alright, look.
I couldn't tell you.
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Because Robert told me
that he wasn't gonna tell me
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because he knew
I would tell you.
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So, of course, I had to act
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like I was wasn't gonna
tell you. Right?
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So then I couldn't tell you
because then
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I just knew Robert would
never tell me anything else.
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Which I...then would not be
able to not tell you.
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Okay, that's all fine
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but I bought a new dress.
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‐ I'm sorry.
‐ It's okay.
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[sighs]
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[instrumental music]
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(Neesee)
Five, six, seven, and
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one, two, left.
254
00:10:10,687 --> 00:10:11,688
One, two, three..
255
00:10:11,722 --> 00:10:13,156
Uh‐huh, to the back
256
00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:14,658
to the front now.
257
00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:17,994
Whoo! Alright, alright.
258
00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:20,263
‐ Nice one, guys.
‐ Good.
259
00:10:20,296 --> 00:10:22,933
Now, watch the pros do it.
260
00:10:22,966 --> 00:10:25,769
‐ Jonelle, let's go old‐school.
‐ Okay.
261
00:10:25,802 --> 00:10:27,838
DJ Bobby, give me a beat, baby.
262
00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:30,741
Bust it!
263
00:10:30,774 --> 00:10:33,710
[upbeat music]
264
00:10:35,445 --> 00:10:37,447
Uh‐uh. Love that, girl.
265
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,782
[kids cheering]
266
00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:39,816
(Neesee)
'To the right.'
267
00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:41,151
'One, two, three..'
268
00:10:43,754 --> 00:10:46,690
Jonelle is so lucky
to have such a great room mom.
269
00:10:46,723 --> 00:10:47,791
Wish we could clone her.
270
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,806
[instrumental music]
271
00:11:05,075 --> 00:11:07,010
‐ What'd you do that for, man?
‐ Huh?
272
00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:08,211
I always do this
before every interview.
273
00:11:08,244 --> 00:11:09,445
You didn't do it for Mr. T.
274
00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:11,047
Right. And he checked me on it.
275
00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:14,117
Speakin' of checkin',
let me hit you with a blast.
276
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:16,119
Great.
Now I can't even see Beyonce.
277
00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:21,992
Beyonce, we are so excited
to have you here.
278
00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:23,860
On behalf of myself, Mr. LA
279
00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,996
and the rest of the staff,
we welcome you.
280
00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:27,798
[chuckles]
Thank you.
281
00:11:27,831 --> 00:11:30,133
So, you're the one who wrote
these ridiculous questions?
282
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,201
[laughs]
283
00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:32,503
Uh, w‐w‐what do you mean?
284
00:11:32,536 --> 00:11:34,337
I thought you would like
my cerebral approach.
285
00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:36,172
"Who makes your outfits?"
Come on now.
286
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:37,974
How many times do I have
to answer that question?
287
00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,409
My mother, okay?
288
00:11:40,977 --> 00:11:42,946
I'm surprised you didn't ask me
how many times
289
00:11:42,979 --> 00:11:46,116
I had to shake my behind
in the "Crazy In Love" video.
290
00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:48,318
Oh, here it is.
291
00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:50,921
You know what? I am so sorry.
292
00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:52,488
You must have picked up
the wrong questions.
293
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:55,258
These are left over
from the De Niro interview.
294
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:56,426
I'll get you
the real questions, okay?
295
00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:57,861
Right. Okay.
296
00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:01,798
Hey, Beyonce.
297
00:12:01,832 --> 00:12:04,768
I'm Dirk Black.
I'm such a big fan of yours.
298
00:12:04,801 --> 00:12:06,269
‐ Thank you.
‐ I'm the producer of the show.
299
00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:08,438
I just wanted to welcome you
and say hello.
300
00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:10,974
‐ Thank you. Hi.
‐ I really admire your work.
301
00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:11,975
Thank you.
302
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:16,246
[chuckling]
303
00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,351
‐ Hey, sweetie.
‐ Hey, baby.
304
00:12:21,384 --> 00:12:22,553
I'm about to do
the Beyonce interview.
305
00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:23,787
You wanna meet her?
306
00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,856
Oh, oh, um.. You know what?
307
00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:27,858
No, you go ahead,
we'll talk later, go ahead.
308
00:12:27,891 --> 00:12:29,826
No, no, no.
We'll talk now. I'm listening.
309
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,061
Go ahead. What's up?
310
00:12:31,094 --> 00:12:32,963
It's just that
I caught Neesee and Jonelle
311
00:12:32,996 --> 00:12:35,799
doing the electric slide acting
like it was all normal and‐‐
312
00:12:35,832 --> 00:12:37,300
Turtle, have you seen
my questions
313
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,334
for the Beyonce interview?
314
00:12:38,368 --> 00:12:39,836
Uh, no.
315
00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:42,005
But I see Beyonce
sitting over there
316
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:43,974
and I question
why you're over here.
317
00:12:46,309 --> 00:12:47,878
I'll talk to you at home,
okay, baby?
318
00:12:47,911 --> 00:12:49,580
No, no, no.
Baby, don't go anywhere.
319
00:12:49,613 --> 00:12:51,247
I'm listening, I'm listening.
320
00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:53,984
You said Jonelle
and Neesee were on a slide
321
00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:55,451
and somebody got electrocuted.
322
00:12:57,287 --> 00:13:00,090
Mm‐hmm. That's what I said.
323
00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:01,424
‐ You okay?
‐ Yeah.
324
00:13:01,457 --> 00:13:04,360
‐ We cool?
‐ Uh‐oh, uh‐oh, uh‐oh‐uh‐oh.
325
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,264
‐ I'm cool.
‐ Alright.
326
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:09,365
Love you.
327
00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:12,168
Love you, too.
328
00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:14,505
Where's that..
Ah! Questions.
329
00:13:15,539 --> 00:13:17,974
[instrumental music]
330
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:25,048
Do you need any help
with that, Jonelle?
331
00:13:25,081 --> 00:13:27,317
Oh, thanks, Lily,
you're so sweet.
332
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,384
Ah‐ah!
333
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,288
Relax. I'll get me another one.
334
00:13:32,322 --> 00:13:33,524
Lily!
335
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,129
(Tia)
Hey, girl.
336
00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:41,297
Hmm, hi.
337
00:13:41,331 --> 00:13:45,235
‐ Look, Jonelle‐‐
‐ Ha‐ah.. Need a drink first.
338
00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:47,137
You know what?
It's on me. Hey, Molly..
339
00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,572
Can we have some drinks
over here, please?
340
00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,006
Sure. What would you like?
341
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,307
(both)
Cosmo.
342
00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:54,511
A lot of them.
343
00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,949
[instrumental music]
344
00:13:58,982 --> 00:14:01,017
[laughing]
345
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,386
You were sliding with her
like she was your best friend
346
00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:05,021
in the whole wide world.
347
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,157
Well, she's not.
348
00:14:07,190 --> 00:14:09,092
‐ That's you.
‐ Really?
349
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,894
Yeah.
350
00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:13,564
But you made me so mad, man!
351
00:14:13,597 --> 00:14:15,566
You could have saved me
three days of wondering
352
00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,901
if he was gonna call.
353
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,637
Well, two,
'cause I kinda figured it out.
354
00:14:20,671 --> 00:14:22,138
[chuckles]
355
00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:25,976
What is she doin' here?
356
00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:27,644
Oh, it's not what you think.
357
00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:30,080
She just tagged along
with the gang, you know.
358
00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:34,484
Hey, girl. This is the spot.
359
00:14:34,518 --> 00:14:37,353
I'm thinkin' about making
this my regular hangout.
360
00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:41,157
Wow, Neesee, you just keep
popping up everywhere.
361
00:14:41,191 --> 00:14:44,194
Like Jippy Pop Popcorn.
362
00:14:46,329 --> 00:14:47,363
Excuse me?
363
00:14:47,397 --> 00:14:48,999
I just really wanna know why
364
00:14:49,032 --> 00:14:50,634
you repeated something
you heard in my house.
365
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:55,572
If you were really Jonelle's
friend, you would have told her.
366
00:14:55,606 --> 00:14:57,708
No, if you were
really her friend
367
00:14:57,741 --> 00:14:59,475
you would know
not to tell her.
368
00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,712
Maybe that's why
you're drinking alone.
369
00:15:01,745 --> 00:15:04,047
[chuckles]
Ooh.
370
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,518
At least I'm not
sippin' on seconds.
371
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:09,052
Well, a man only wants seconds
372
00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:11,121
when he leaves
the first meal hungry.
373
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:14,157
Okay, ladies,
y'all messin' up my buzz.
374
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,292
Come on.
375
00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:18,161
[clears throat]
Look, Neesee
376
00:15:18,194 --> 00:15:21,464
we really need to have a clear
understanding about boundaries.
377
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:24,167
Um, you wanna talk
about boundaries
378
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,603
and you're making cupcakes
with my son?
379
00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:30,073
That's what I do.
I take his treats to school.
380
00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:32,408
I decorated that house,
I put those cupboards there
381
00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:35,178
and that cupcake tin,
that's mine.
382
00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:37,013
Uh‐huh. Check it out.
383
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:38,381
There's an "NJ" underneath
384
00:15:38,414 --> 00:15:41,451
the bottom of every
damn cupcake you made.
385
00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:44,354
Look, Neesee, you can have
the cupboard and the cupcake tin
386
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:46,990
as long as you
don't cross the line.
387
00:15:47,023 --> 00:15:49,325
Oh, well, oh,
wait a minute, uh..
388
00:15:49,359 --> 00:15:53,597
Well, would you be talking
about this line right here, huh?
389
00:15:54,598 --> 00:15:56,399
Mm‐hmm. That's the one.
390
00:15:56,432 --> 00:16:00,070
Now, cross it again,
I'mma put up an electric fence.
391
00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,738
Ooh.
392
00:16:01,772 --> 00:16:04,074
I'll walk wherever I please.
393
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,145
[sighs]
394
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:13,650
Ugh! I cannot believe
I let her take me there again.
395
00:16:13,684 --> 00:16:18,221
I cannot believe I just drank
a shot of nail polish remover.
396
00:16:18,254 --> 00:16:20,023
Oh. Oh. Oh.
397
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:21,491
Oh, you need a medic?
W‐what do you need?
398
00:16:21,525 --> 00:16:23,660
Oh. A cosmo.
399
00:16:23,694 --> 00:16:26,630
[instrumental music]
400
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,402
Baby, come on, hurry up.
It's about to start.
401
00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:34,337
Oh. You're about to start
without me?
402
00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:35,739
How are you gonna start
without me, you are so‐‐
403
00:16:35,772 --> 00:16:38,609
‐ I can't breathe.
‐ That's..
404
00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:40,577
‐ Come on, hurry up.
‐ Here we go.
405
00:16:40,611 --> 00:16:42,713
Oh, my. Look at him.
That's your man right there.
406
00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:44,414
You better watch yourself
'cause Mr. LA
407
00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:46,650
is about to become Mr. USA.
408
00:16:46,683 --> 00:16:47,818
Who came up with that?
409
00:16:47,851 --> 00:16:49,653
‐ Dirk.
‐ I like it.
410
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:52,088
Me?
411
00:16:53,857 --> 00:16:55,592
I did.
412
00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:56,660
Shh.
413
00:16:57,761 --> 00:16:59,596
‐ I love you.
‐ Love you back.
414
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:04,334
Beyonce, you are a 22‐year‐old
artist on top of the world!
415
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,536
Can I ask you
a serious question?
416
00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,103
Oh, sure. I'd love that.
417
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:08,338
I do so many interviews
418
00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:09,405
and no one wants to ask me
419
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:11,074
any serious questions.
420
00:17:11,107 --> 00:17:14,244
‐ So, Mr. LA, bring it.
‐ Alright.
421
00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:16,613
Do you think hip‐hop
has evolved to the point
422
00:17:16,647 --> 00:17:19,315
where it can articulate the
political voice of an entire..
423
00:17:19,349 --> 00:17:21,451
[snoring]
424
00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:24,721
[chuckling]
425
00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:27,758
I'm just kidding. Your producer
asked me to do that.
426
00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,661
But he's right, that's not
serious, that's boring.
427
00:17:30,694 --> 00:17:33,597
Well, I got an idea,
let's flip it.
428
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:37,133
So, tell me something
surprising about you.
429
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:39,102
No! No, no, no,
I'm the one who's supposed
430
00:17:39,135 --> 00:17:40,203
to be asking the questions‐‐
431
00:17:40,236 --> 00:17:41,271
No, I got the cards.
432
00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:43,540
I ask, you answer.
433
00:17:43,574 --> 00:17:46,342
Alright.
Something surprising about me.
434
00:17:46,376 --> 00:17:49,412
Um, I'm deathly afraid of owls.
435
00:17:51,582 --> 00:17:54,785
Not surprising or interesting.
436
00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:56,820
But he's cool. It's alright.
437
00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:59,690
Does your career ever negatively
affect your relationships?
438
00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:01,157
Absolutely not.
439
00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:02,893
You sure about that?
440
00:18:02,926 --> 00:18:05,796
'Cause I saw
you and your girl looked like
441
00:18:05,829 --> 00:18:08,264
y'all were going through
some little things, you know?
442
00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:09,700
‐ Oh, you saw that?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
443
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:11,702
Uh‐huh. You,
you're a little nosey, huh?
444
00:18:13,537 --> 00:18:17,340
You need to change your name
to Beyonce No‐oo‐sey‐wles.
445
00:18:17,373 --> 00:18:20,276
Huh, huh? No, I got, I mean,
I guess, you're right.
446
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,245
I mean, if I wasn't here,
I would be spending time
447
00:18:22,278 --> 00:18:25,448
with my fiancee, so...yes.
448
00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:27,784
Now, can I interview you?
449
00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:29,853
No. This interview is over.
450
00:18:29,886 --> 00:18:31,755
You should go find your fiancee.
451
00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:34,791
You heard her here first, folks.
452
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:38,294
Beyonce told me
to go find my fiancee.
453
00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:40,564
But...before I let you go
454
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,298
let's shake it up
with a little bounce.
455
00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:44,434
Unh‐unh.
We flipped it, remember?
456
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,603
I ask, you bounce.
457
00:18:46,637 --> 00:18:47,904
‐ Alright.
‐ Alright.
458
00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:49,706
You ain't said nothing
but a word.
459
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,442
I ain't new to this, you know?
I came out bouncing.
460
00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:54,545
Hey, Dirk, you wanna hit me
with a little bit of music?
461
00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:57,413
You might want to put some
goggles on or something.
462
00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,849
‐ See that? See that?
‐ Oh, my!
463
00:18:58,882 --> 00:19:01,417
Don't steal that.
Don't steal that.
464
00:19:01,451 --> 00:19:02,653
‐ Alright?
‐ I won't.
465
00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:04,487
‐ Uh. Uh.
‐ Oh!
466
00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:07,824
‐ Okay.
‐ Pause.
467
00:19:07,858 --> 00:19:09,459
Break it down and back
468
00:19:09,492 --> 00:19:12,663
and courtesy, and back,
and back, and..
469
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:15,899
...don't stop, it's good.
470
00:19:15,932 --> 00:19:18,234
‐ It's good.
‐ Oh. Take a note?
471
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:19,302
‐ I'll take a note.
‐ Alright.
472
00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:20,737
Hey, this is Mr. LA
473
00:19:20,771 --> 00:19:24,240
saying peace to you.
474
00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:26,977
Whoo! That was great.
475
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,612
So, what did you think?
476
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,980
‐ I loved it.
‐ Umh.
477
00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:31,481
But I'm actually kind of jealous
478
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:33,584
'cause you don't ever dance
like that for me.
479
00:19:35,351 --> 00:19:36,853
Get ready, you know.
480
00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,288
Take all you want, girl.
481
00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:39,389
‐ Umh.
‐ Ooh, okay, wait, wait‐‐
482
00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:40,857
Bring it, bring it.
483
00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:43,860
Bring it, bring it.
Bring it, bring it.
484
00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:46,329
‐ Hey, I don't have any dollars.
‐ Bring it, bring it.
485
00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:47,931
Bring it, bring it.
486
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,332
Take all you want,
I'm reading right now.
487
00:19:49,365 --> 00:19:50,500
[instrumental music]
488
00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:58,609
So, this is the new room mother
you promised me?
489
00:19:58,642 --> 00:20:01,477
Oh, please. It's the best
I can do on short notice.
490
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,783
[upbeat music]
491
00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:09,686
See, you gotta look at your butt
like you have
492
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,555
cartoon on your butt, see?
493
00:20:15,659 --> 00:20:17,794
‐ See the cartoon?
‐ 'Yeah.'
494
00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:20,564
See.. Oh, oh, oh.
495
00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:22,032
Got cramps.
496
00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:25,001
[kids laughing]
497
00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:29,906
[music continues]
498
00:20:33,844 --> 00:20:36,279
[theme music]
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