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CHEERING
The party has arrived.

This programme contains strong
language throughout and adult themes

Oh!

Are you guys asking for
a threesome?

Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah?

Just seeing them kiss made me
a little bit jealous.

I loved it. Same.

I like Harvey and I've said that
to everyone.

London's gonna be very different
when I get back.

It's very different Harvey.
I rarely have an evening free.

I'm gonna need an evening free.
I think we just see how it goes.

I would like to see you back
in Chelsea. I'd like that too.

Tristan and I, we broke up what,
three weeks ago?

I don't owe you an apology.

I think the best thing that we can
do is walk away from each other.

I held on out of love.

You got a new girl,
and you guys look great together.

Try and look after her, cos she is

sweet as anything.
I've got so much time for Yas.

Tristan's just come out of
a serious relationship,

I'm not sure he's looking
for anything serious.

Have you two kissed?
Yeah. What?

You've just told me that you've got
feelings for my friend.

I can't believe I'm saying it,
I feel for you, Inga.

I don't know who you are, Yas.

It's never nice to hear that
he's obsessed with somebody else.

Long story short, Harvey shagged
her. What have I walked into?

Jesus Christ,
the tea gets stronger and stronger.

It's really uncool, bro.
It's really uncool.

My loyalty is with you.

There is a lot at stake.

I've been a dick.
This feels uncomfortable.

It is what it is. No!

Oh, my God, Joel. You don't do that
to someone you respect.

# Everything's the best

# Infinitely blessed

# Any colour you want, any size

# Never made 'em like this

# Now they're coming in a kit

# Anything that you want,
for a dime

# So how come every night I feel
this emptiness inside?

# Everything's the best
Everything's the best

# Everything's the best... #

Whoo!

Lock up your fathers.

# I have no complaints

# Would highly recommend

# Everything's the best

# Infinitely blessed

# Any colour you want, any size

# Never made 'em like this... #

This calls for a glass
of champagne.

Any excuse.

Hello. Hi. How are you?

Here he goes. Come on, boy.

Go on, two more, two more.
Lovely stuff. Nice. Come on!

# Everything's the best
Everything's the best... #

Oh, hello, come in. Hello.
Good to see you again.

Oh! Welcome. Bloody hell.

Shall we cheers? Yeah, let's.
What shall we cheers to?

Cheers to, uh...
To budding friendships?

BOTH: And blossoming romances.

You guys are sisters.
We are! Cheers.

Have you guys spoken about what
this is, labels, exclusivity?

Like, we, yeah, we're, like,
seeing ea...seeing each other.

Seeing each other.
Seeing each other.

We haven't put any labels to it.

But I would be quite upset
if you got with someone.

Has the L-word been thrown
about a bit?

Why do I feel like you've said it?
I feel like you've said it as well.

I feel like you've said it as
a little... No, we have said it
a few times on nights out.

But that's not really real,
is it? No.

Well, I think if it's said
it's been said.

Have either of you spoken to Inga,
or had any contact with her?

Um, Inga, no. No comms.
I sent her an email. No response.

OK, yeah, I was gonna ask where you
were at just sort of living-wise.

Zero pad, currently.
I'm just kind of, like, darting...

I'm homeless. And I, honestly,
I want the best for her

and I want her to be happy

and I think we can be our happiest

when we're not in
each other's lives.

No? I mean, I am very sorry about
the situation, how it did turn out

and I wish I didn't have
this connection

with her ex-boyfriend, but I do.

As bad as the situation was,

I'd go through those emotions
again... Aw.

..if I knew that I had you after.

Aw! That's so cute.

I love it. It's, like, really,
I can't believe I'm saying it.

I feel, like, giddy around
both of you.

Well, I must say, I did back it from
the beginning, so... I mean, yeah.

I'm glad that this has gone well.

Thank you for you backing it. Also
it's great to have your backing.

It's great to have you back. That's
why I'm glad to have Ruby onside.

You know what, actually coming back
to London and spending time

with both of you and seeing
how much effort you're putting into

each other, and, you know,
you clearly have something there.

You clearly have
a lot of chemistry

and it's nice to see two friends
very happy. Oh, Ruby.

No, honestly that means, like,
the world to hear you say that.

I do, I back this. I ship the both
of you and I just do want to

make it clear that my loyalty
and priority is with you over Inga.

# You never know if it is fake
or love

# Under the light

# With or without

# With or without you by my side

# After the dark
Under the light... #

My dress keeps flapping to the side.
Willow.

Ah! Don't you look lovely?

You look gorgeous. Very well.
This is cute. Oh, you got the Pimms.

I got Pimms, whatever that is.
They told me it was the one. What?

I've never had this. Pimms?
We don't drink...

Have long have you been in
Majorca for?
How have you never had Pimms?

We have sangri...
It looks like sangria, no?

Sangria! I love your little,
like, roll of the tongue.

Sorry, sorry,
can you say Versace for us, please.

Versace. Got it. Perfect.
Liv loves it.

Did you look round all the flowers?
It's quite impressive, I can't lie.

I can't even keep
a house plant alive.

No, I...we deliberately killed our
house plants, obviously,

because they were gifted by ghastly
exes, so...

That Bonsai tree was firmly in
the bin. Oh, no.

Sorry we were late.
I've literally just been working.

How's JOMO going?

It's actually, you know what,

it's actually going really well.
I'm doing a shoot,

I'm doing a photoshoot
with Miles and Temps.

Covering each other in lube? No,
no, they're modelling. How raunchy.

I'm not tak... I mean, it sounds it,
doesn't it?

Cos it's for men and for women,

but I think people think it's just
for women.

Yeah, you need to market it
for, like, both, right?

And those two boys are obviously,
you know, well... Made for it.

How have you been? Good,
how are you? I've missed you guys.

I need a little update from
everything, like, what's going on?

I feel like I've just, like,
not stopped.

I got back,
I was here for literally a day

and then I ran to family in Majorca.
You went back to Majorca.

So I haven't really been here. And
what about Harvey? Harvey, I mean,

when we left we had a chat

and I was just a bit underwhelmed,
I'm not gonna lie.

Like, I felt like I was leaving how
I got there

and we'd spent so much time
together, I was like surely

we'd, like, progress in some
kind of a way.

You guys are really cute.
Like, I feel like it did develop.

I thought so.
And you were really cuddly.

Thought you were gonna end up
in a relationship,
to be perfectly honest. Yeah.

To be fair, I will give him credit,

because I have been away
and he did ask me

the second I was back if I was back
and then he made plans.

It's not like he's been terrible,

but I'm just like, it's
the words coming out of his mouth.

How are things with Sam and Yas?

So, Sam sent me an email like
it's 2005 or something,

and it was some half-arsed
attempt at an apology,

just kind of basically saying
it was bad how it ended.

Oh. It was just kind of stating
the obvious kind of thing.

Glad that was addressed. For
an email, too. Honestly, whatever.

Catch up, Sam. Whatever it was,
I didn't buy it.

Yas, I've not heard from.

But I kind of feel like even if
I had, it's...

Wouldn't make a difference.

It wouldn't make a difference,
it's too late.

Um, have you spoken to Ruby?

Cos she was having dinner
with Sam and Yas

and I didn't know if it was, like,
an issue.

She left my last message on read

and then that night she went out
and had a night out

and invited everyone
but didn't invite me.

Like, everyone including....
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like Sam, Yas, everyone.
Yeah.

I don't want people
to not be friends

with them or not friends with me
because of the situation.

Let's not fanny around, you'd rather
people weren't friends with Yas.

Don't worry, I'm on your side.

I won't be friends with her.
I don't mind.

You crack me up. Look...
It's the Pimms.

Ruby and I aren't exactly
best of friends,

I just don't want to be separated
from the group

because they feel uncomfortable that
I might be there at

the same time that Sam and Yas are.

I don't think you will be.

Well, I hope not.

Right, come on, then.
Finish this set off, Rez.

Here we go, come on. Let's go,
come on. Let's go. Come on, Rez.

Come on. Yeah!
Here he is. Good job.

Yes, boy. Come on.

Ah, boys, good to be back, eh?
You know what,

I'm just happy that we're all
friends again. Ah, it's nice. Boys.

It's the first time
I've worked out with Miles

in two years and not had a fight.
It's true. It's great.

Well, you and I
need to get into shape,

because we've got
a little photoshoot coming up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait,
when you say you and I,

I am in shape. You're not.

I'm gonna sit there directing
the T-shirt. Got good legs, Temps.

No, cos we've got, a little
photoshoot with Liv for her brand.

You know it's a lube company, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So is it just you two?
No, it's a sensual oil company.

No, no, it's lube. It's a CBD lube
company. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I actually wanna know
what you guys are gonna be doing.

Hang on, look, how's this invite
been extended to me? Is it...?

What do you mean? It was always you
and then I got the invite.

I was on the guest list.
I was your plus one, mate.

Sounds like Liv wants to get you
topless, mate, and lubed up.
Lathered up.

Oi, mate, where's your gym gear?

Missed the memo.

Where's the gym gear, mate?
Yeah, I know.

He's had a haircut.
Can you do a few pull-ups in that?

Yes, boy, are you good? Fellas.

I just got 50 in.
Don't believe it.

Five zero. Can you reach that?

THEY LAUGH

How are you doing anyway?

Life's good.

I was very excited to get back
to London with my boys, all single.

Although Harvey may have ruined that
one for us. Isn't that right, Rez?

What? Oh. Basically,

there was a girl I was talking
to, really cool girl. Lovely girl.

Took her out on a date,
it was a great date.

Long story short,
Harvey shagged her. What?!

He's your best mate! Mm.

That's so bad.

He's on the naughty step for sure.
For sure.

So wait a second, the last thing
I remember,

Harvey was dating
Willow still.

Did they not...? Are they still
dating or are they not?

Well, look, I think Harvey was
saying he's quite busy back in

London,
things would be slightly different.

Very busy. By the sounds of it.
The problem is he's been

a little bit busy stealing my bird,
so... Ooh.

Do you know what I mean? I don't
think she's gonna be best pleased.

I'd shudder to think what she'll...
You should tell her.

It's not an opportunity
to one-up him,

it's an opportunity to give him
a slap on the wrists and...

Listen,
I'm not trying to one-up him,

I don't wanna get between him
and Willow, but ultimately,

he's in my doghouse.

# You taste just like New York... #

I think the hardest thing for me
to deal with has been

the emotional fallout.

Robbie missing Geronimo
and, you know,

missing that emotional
connection with him,

like, it's definitely not what
I signed up for.

I feel like in my head it was more
so, you know,

like, a one-night stand kind
of vibe.

A one-off kind of thing. Yeah, like
a one-off, like a special event.

Mm-hm. It's never nice
to hear that he's obsessed

with somebody else

and that's where
the jealousy comes in.

What about you, Robbie?

Did I enjoy the sex? Yes.

But I think actually the limerence
aspect was something else. Mm-hm.

Like, I was way more into
the falling in love,

do you know what I mean?
Mm-hm.

But that intense emotional high,

that was a little bit frightening,

becoming that attached
to someone else,

cos I don't wanna
fuck this up, you know.

No. Sure.

A lot of the time we think that
love is limited,

so if we love somebody else

then that means we love less
the current partner.

But actually it doesn't have
to be this way.

Love can be really abundant

and people can love different
people all at once.

How do you even feel about that?
How do I feel about what?

There being love for other people.
How does that feel?

JOEL EXHALES

It's hard to hear.
I give my all to this relationship.

I do it because I love you

and I want to build something
with you.

So to sit here and listen
to you

talking about loving
somebody else when to me,

that was not love
because that was lust. Yeah.

And that was a fantasy.

I'm open to learning
and growing with you

and experiencing new things
with different people,

but Geronimo for me is off
the table.

He's off the cards.

Um, but I just have to sit with
that. But Robbie, how are you doing?

It is what it is.

What can I do about it?

I mean, I hate to bring it onto you
now, but... Yeah.

I saw Yas and Sam earlier this
week and...

I saw them kiss in a club
and I was like no!

What are you doing?
Mate, the whole thing...
How are you feeling about that?

I was opening up to Yas,
I'm not gonna lie.

Like, I was feeling ready
to kind of enjoy myself,

get to know somebody else.

Like, "OK, this is quite nice,
she's a cool girl."

And the chemistry was good.
And the chemistry was good.
So good. Yeah.

I thought you two were gonna
fall in love, I'm not gonna lie.

I thought you can't really fake
that kind of thing. Well...

That's what I thought. I was like,
"Enjoy the rest of summer."

I didn't mean jump into bed
with Sam Prince,
that's not what I meant by that.

What are you doing? Fuck.
Then the worst thing about it is

he's meant to be one of my best
mates, my business partner, like,

I've been ignoring Zoom calls
with him, like,

I've got a business to run here and
I don't wanna speak to the bloke.

I think you and Sam are never gonna
be the same again.
Yeah. No, we're not.

There you go.
He knows it as well.

# I woke up smiling

# Cos I slept right through... #

They are very cute, I have to say.
Quite unruly.

They do what they want.
They're spoilt.

# Now I'm brand-new

# Tell me what you're thinking... #

Right, Freddy come on. Yeah, I feel
like we're teasing them.

Can I give them these
pup cakes now or not?

Pup cakes, yeah? Go on,
tell them to sit. I feel like it...

Sit. Stand.
DOGS WHINE

No, stop teasing them,
feed my dogs.

Paw, do they know paw?
What other tricks do they have?

Paw... They can't just. Oh, no.
Oh, they don't do that.

This is a significant reward.
Good boy. Good girl. Good girl.

Oh, wow, she's chowed it down!
God. I have some news.

Um, I have a new roommate. Mm.

Oh. Why?
He's called Sam Prince. Yeah.

That is... Good for you, Rubes.

No, cos he doesn't have anywhere
to live.

I think Sam felt frustrated
just hotel-hopping

and not really having, like,
a base to call home.

Why not have him live with me
for a bit?

I'd be pissed if I was Inga.

Well, Inga, if you wanna be pissed
then be pissed. I don't really care.

Fair. No, I love that. Brutal.

No, it's not really brutal. No.
It's just like, own it. Yeah.

Fucking hell, just own it.
How's Geronimo?

I've been texting him
a bit, actually.

Um... I miss the guy, even though
he's a terrible wingman.

I do miss him.

I'm gonna be honest, like,
I did develop feelings

for Geronimo so, like,
it's a little bit of a break-up.

God, Robbie, are you OK?
Yeah.

Do you think about him?

Babe, daily.

Oh, wow.

Um, so when he comes
to London, I've invited him to come

and I don't really know how
that's gonna sit with you.

Like, I'm trying to get over him.
Do you understand? Yeah.

I need space to get over that guy,

because I've prioritised
my relationship

and I don't wanna jeopardise that.

No, I completely get that. I'm sorry
if that makes you uncomfortable.

And just being in the vicinity
of him is gonna fuck shit up

and I don't need that.
So I'm good, thank you.

Oh, Robbie, I'm sorry.
No, it's all right, it's fine.

I'm just saying that I'm hurting.
Yeah.

And I need time.

# Ooh, maybe I'm a little lost

# Honey, honey

# Ooh, maybe I'm a little lost

# Honey, honey

# Ooh, maybe I'm a little lost... #

Ooh. Hello, mate. That face.

Let me start with I've been a dick.

Let's start. And I'm sorry.

And I'm glad you came,
cos I've been, you know,

wanting to talk to you for
a while now.

I've dropped people out
for doing this, mate. I know, bro.

Yeah. I would never do this
to you, mate. I get it.

I would never do it to Tristan.
I would never do it
to any of my closest mates.

I feel let down, genuinely.

What's even going on
with you, like, and Willow?

Cos I don't even know,
I thought you were dating her.

Have you spoken to her about
any of this?

No. I would happily tell her,
but I'd also probably not,

because it's probably not news
she wants to hear

and nor would I wanna know what
she's been up to the last few weeks.

I think you need to tell her. Let's
just get it out in the open, mate.

She does like you.
And I think the last thing, well,

when you've got a girl like Willow,

the last thing you wanna be doing is
saying you're busy,

whilst actually you're...

I thought we were
better than this, genuinely.

I knew we were better than this,
which is why it's upsetting.

It's tough, mate. I...

Do you know what I mean? And
it's like... Hi, there. How are we?

Hello. How are you? How are you?

Hey, babe, are you good?
Hiya, how are you?

Freshly tanned.
Yes, I've been in Majorca.

Oh, very jealous.
How are we doing?

What have I walked into?

Uh, I... A break-up.

..did a bit of a shit move to Rez.

And it involves
a girl that I slept with,

not that we're exclusive
and I can't but equally...

Yeah. We...

We're now here and I'd rather you
hear it from me than anyone else.

Can I get you a drink?
Are you OK?

Um, here,
do you want a sip of mine perhaps?

I don't love beer,
but you know what...

Yeah, maybe you should.
I'll take the bottle.

Harvey, I mean, to be honest,

it's not the ideal
first conversation

to be having when I'm back
in London.

I think Rez is a good
fucking friend to you

and I don't think that's ideal in
any way, shape or form.

But it also kind of upsets me,

because the last conversation
we had in Corsica

was that you're a busy guy

and that you don't have time

for dating or much in your life

and to hear that you're actually
going around shagging people

in your free time is
a little upsetting.

It wasn't like,
"Right, let's do this."

This was at a work event
which led to that.

That is my lifestyle.
I live that. I like...

Yeah, you sleep
with your mates' girls.

How, Harvey? It's fine. How?

So I don't wanna go into it,
cos it's not fun for anyone,

but just, you know,
this girl just put it on me

and I fucking slipped up
at the last minute,

that's what happened in black
and white.

I'm sorry, like, it's obviously not
nice news to hear.

But equally, like...

You've done nothing wrong.

I dunno, well, like,
what am I...?

What am I meant to say? Like...
I just, yeah.

I think I'm gonna head.
But nice seeing you guys.

REZ EXHALES

See you later, babe.

What's new with you?

I must say, you look really well.
Um... Thank you.

You look good too.

Um, yeah, life is just this
at the moment, which is great,

it's awesome, we've got
a new site coming. Ah, thank you.

Enjoy. Delish. This is called
strawberries and clean.

Cheers. Cheers to being friends
again. Yeah. It's been a while.

Well, I'm out of house arrest now.
We can hang out.

What about you and Tristan?
Uh, the whole thing with Corsica

I feel probably almost
the most awful about is

the fact that I disrespected him,

cos he would never do that
to me. I can help you navigate.

I know Tristan really well.
You'll be fine.

Oh, you can navigate Tristan?
I suppose you... Yeah, like...

You know your way round Tristan.
I mean, like, I know,

I actually know, like, he takes
a long time to get over something.

He's quite stubborn, right?

A long time.
But you will get there.

I think it's more of a pride thing.
Yeah, he's, yeah.

He's got a lot of pride in him,
which isn't a bad thing necessarily.

Yeah.

Cos you don't, really.

Oh, hi! Hello. Hey.
Nice to see you. Lovely to see you.

Let me give you a hug, Verity.
Aw, how are you?

I'm all right. It's nice to see ya.
Well, it's so good to see you.

First of all, can I just say this
place is beautiful?

Ah, you're looking beautiful.
Thank you. You actually are.

Ah, thank you. No, you actually are.
What, so we've got tan...

I feel dead inside, but thank you.

Wait, so why are you
dead inside, what?

Um... Basically, I don't know if
you've heard,

I've not seen you since getting back
from Corsica but... Yeah.

..we did have a threesome
with somebody.

With Robbie, what he's telling me
now is that it wasn't just

a feeling between me,
Geronimo and him,

he actually started
to get feelings for Geronimo. Yeah.

Oh, my God, Joel. No, I know.

When you're, like, hanging out
with Robbie,

do you feel like he's thinking
about Geronimo? Yeah. Really?

I would've liked to salvage
a friendship with Geronimo

but at this point in our lives,
like,

he can't be trusted around
his company. Yeah, I agree.

I think if Robbie really wanted this
to work with you... Mm.

..it needs to stop. Yeah.

I'm literally just saying,
like, "Slow it down." Mm.

"Be cautious of my emotions

"and, like, don't get dickmatised
by this man."

# I don't want to be there
when the ship goes down

# My heart is beating different now

# I love you

# But you're making me sad... #

You are still coming to my
photoshoot tomorrow, aren't you?

What, so I'm gonna be watching
the boys get all lubed up?

No, you're lubing them up.
I mean, you're not saying no.

Fine, I mean, I'm not saying no.

Hey. Ah, Rubeth. Hi!
How are you?

Good, how are you?
Yeah, good.

Sorry, are you dressed for winter?
Is it snowing out there?

No, I've just been on a dog walk
with Freddy. How are you?
Good, how are you?

How were they?
The two pooches.

Oh, my God, he brought them here
the other day, actually. Did he?

When we had that night out,
Freddy showed up with his dogs

and I was like,
"They can't come into Raffles."

Um, what else has been going on?

Not a huge amount,
just catching up with everyone.

Nice being back in London.
How are you, Inga?

I'm good, how have you been?

Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

This feels uncomfortable.
Yeah. I don't want it to be.
No, I don't want it to be.

No, I'm glad you came, cos
I wanted to actually just chat.

Like, I know you're close with Yas

and we've only just, like,
kind of become friends recently,

I just, I like that we're friends...

Yeah. ..and I don't want
the break-up to affect us.

You know, Yas is someone that I've
had a long-standing friendship with.

Yeah, yeah, no,
that's absolutely fine, yeah.
Um, and, you know,

she's worked really hard at trying
to get our friendship back on track.

I think naturally I do just spend
more time with them,

maybe because they pick up
the phone and call me more

and ask me to come out
with them that... Yeah.

I do think that they're really
well suited.

I do think that
they're really happy.

I think they make each other really
happy

and I believe it's gonna go
somewhere. But wait,

what's actually going on
with them and how serious is it?

Are they together-together?
I think it's quite serious.

Like, the L-word's been used.

Yeah. Sam likes to drop
the L-bomb quite quick.
But where's he living?

Because he still needs to get
his stuff from your house. Yeah.

Actually, I wanted to talk
to you about this.

Um, so Sam's actually moving in
with me.

Are you joking? No. What?

Deadly serious. Um...
So, yeah, he'll be my new roomie.

He has to live somewhere.

Yeah, with me.

But, yeah,
I, obviously I've still got...

He hasn't collected his stuff from
the flat yet. We'll arrange...

I think his mum is coming on Sunday
to pick up the stuff

to take it to mine.
OK, perfect, well, that's good.

Is Yas moving in too?

No, well, I'm...
Well, sorry, why did you hover?

No, because she'll be round and
she'll be there a lot. Oh, yeah.

Well, when I'm coming over,
she'd better not be there.

But obviously it's probably...

..a bit awkward.
Do you think deep down, honestly,

honest to God, do you think this is
gonna affect your friendship?

I don't know. I, like,
well, obviously wish you well

but I don't feel like we've had
this, you know, close...

I don't feel like we've ever
really been mates.

My loyalty is with Sam and Yas.

Look, I think you've made your point
and I hear you loud and clearly.

MUSIC: Dna by Danny Farrant
and Nick Kingsley

Hello. She's got the boots,
she means business.

I do mean business, hello.
How are you doing? How are you?

Are we gonna? Are we...?
I don't wanna be too...

How are you? Nice to see you.
Hello, how are you?

I'm all right. How are you doing?
I'm good.

This is not how we planned
to meet after Corsica. No.

I definitely started to open up
to you

and, like, we spent three
weeks essentially... Yeah.

..you know, quite coupley
and then two days later Sam's...

I know. ..in the bed that we were
sleeping in together.

Yeah, I know, that's not great
at all and I think it's...
No, it doesn't feel good.

It's really bad and I can...

I would be so upset if it was roles
reversed and...

I guess, like,

say I had stayed for
the whole time in Corsica,

what would've happened?

Like, would this be
a different situation?

I think, obviously you did leave.

I don't think that if you'd stayed,

I don't think something would've
happened there

between Sam and I, then.
Cos I...

You don't think it
would've happened? No...

So we would still be doing what
we were doing in Corsica?

Yeah, I do think we would be,
to be perfectly honest.

What a shame, Yas.

Yeah. And I got a lot of shit for
it, as well.

But for me at the time
it was worth it, so...

Um, I think I didn't realise that it
did kind of, like, upset you.

I don't know, like, hearing it from
Sam, him being like, you know,

"I'm quite close to Tristan

"and he never once
said that he did like you."

I think can you not see why
Sam would say that to you?

You know.
The truth was that I did, yes,

I did like you, Yas.

You know,
there's so many different elements

to this which I'm disappointed
by him

and I'm never gonna look at Sam
the same way.

Never. You know, how am I supposed
to work with this guy

and look at this guy in the same way
when that trust element has gone.

Do you think Sam's ready
for this, honestly?

Look, I can't...
I can't speak for him. Yeah.

And how, if he's ready or not,
like, he said he is.

I feel like, I mean, not that
it's my place to say anything,

but, you know, just be careful
and look after yourself, like,

it's not the foundations for
an amazing relationship.

Yeah, of course in the back of
my mind I'm, like, stressed.

It's not started in
a smooth sailing.
It's not how it's meant to be.

It's not meant to start like that.
No.

Um, but I guess I'm just gonna
see how it goes.

Fair enough.

# I'll be waiting for you... #

# Five, six, seven, wait

# Can't stop till I get enough

# One touch and feeling the buzz...
#

Yeah, that's nice.

More, like, that's nice,
go, yeah, more skin.

# Can't stop till I get enough... #

Why don't you, like,
hold it and, like,

squirt it down your chest?

Is this the photoshoot
or is this for your pleasure, Liv?

This is for your pleasure, babe.

# I like it

# I, I, I like it... #

No, can we...?
No, let's not make it creepy.

Oh, right, this is the wrong sort
of shoot. Away, away, away.

# I like it
Wow

# I like it

# I like it

# I, I, I like it... #

Congratulations, you got a first.
Thanks.

I think this is so incredible,

because I think when I first
met you,

you were always, like, in and out
of law school. I know.

Here you are with a first.
He's incredible. It is huge, yeah.

I'm happy for you, and I'm also
happy to see you guys so happy
together.

I mean, we're making
an effort of it.

Oh. Right.
You'll soon discover,

you'll soon discover
that you reach

a certain point in
your relationship... Right.

..and effort is required.

But the fact is I'm able
to realise what I actually have

and I don't want to throw it away.
Yeah, there's a lot to lose.

There is a lot to lose. But, yeah,

I met Freddy and Ruby in
the park yesterday

and Freddy said he was inviting
Geronimo to London.

Freddy's invited Geronimo
to London?

I was like, Freddy,
respectfully, I don't need to know.

How would that make you feel if he
did come? I think for me it's got to

the point now where I'm like,
I can't even be around Geronimo,

I don't really want to speak
to him.

# Leave if you want

# If that's what you want

# Now are you feeling yourself?

# Are you feeling yourself? #

Do you know? Hi, ladies.

Oh! Oh, hi. Hello, how are you?
Hello, you look gorgeous.

You look gorge. This is Paris.

My God, nice to meet you,
gorgeous girl. Hi.

Lovely to finally meet you.

How are you?
We got you a little drinky drink.

Oh, wow, thank you.
It's strong enough, I promise.

Beautiful, so I can catch up.

I've been waiting for you two
to meet. You're in fashion

and you're in fashion, so I was
like... You're in fashion? I am.

Nice. Doing? Uh, I work in PR.

Oh, nice, OK, that's good.

You've always both got
perfect outfits.

Ooh, well thank you.
So, tell me, how have you been?

My God, hectic.

I actually went for a drink

with Rez and Harvey yesterday
and I got...

You're saying it so suspiciously.

Yeah, well, I got quite
the bombshell, I can't lie. Already?

It turns out that Harvey has
hooked up with a girl.

It was just a bit like... It was
a bit of a shock to the system.

I mean, listen, it's not great.

But I do think that you guys didn't
talk or make... I know and...

..any boundaries or discuss
your emotions.

But to me it's like,

if he really liked me he wouldn't
have done that.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, no, 100%.

What do you wanna be, sloppy
seconds? No, that's not OK.

Yeah, and he tried to play off
that he didn't know
there were any feelings there

and I'm like, come on, Harvey, like,
it doesn't take a genius

to figure out that I like you,
like...

But you two are both just too cool.
Like, honestly, it's so much worse

because basically
the girl that Harvey slept with

was actually
a girl who Rez was dating.

Sorry, what?

Yeah, so the girl that Rez was
dating, Harvey slept with her.

Jesus Christ,
the tea gets stronger and stronger.

I just feel like right now
he's a lot of making up to do.

But also, what, is he just gonna
have his cake and eat it?

Like, he'll get to date you
and he can just sleep with whoever
and then that's it?

No, you're gonna set
some boundaries.

There's no boundaries.
Yeah.

You're going to set
some boundaries.

I think that's a wrap.
Yeah. Amazing.

Sweet. Thank you so much.
Great job, gang.

Um... Thank you.

You guys have smashed it.
Oh, wow.

They look amazing.

Ooh! I actually love that.
Yeah, it's nice, that.

Brand ambassador.

I'll do it, as long
as you pay me.

In lube. You think this is free?
Yeah, do we get a free bottle?

You do.
You can all get two bottles.

I've already used up the other,
the last bottle.

Same. Single summer over here.
How long does it actually last you?

This is a genuine question.
Four days.

Oh, for God's sake.
No, these look sick.

You guys, you guys look quite cute
as well, pouring oil all over him.

On my neck, might I add.
No, that's what I was gonna say,

I wasn't gonna say anything.
That's a good old erogenous zone.

Where else would I have been
massaging you, David? Well...

I don't even know what we're talking
about any more.

It's good also to see you have fun.
Yeah.

And like, you know, be Inga again.

But what was actually odd,
so we saw Ruby yesterday.

Mm. Mm. And you know how we were
all out the other night,

I had thought Inga wasn't there
because she didn't wanna have...

It was too awkward
to have both of them there. Yeah.

But it wasn't. She basically was
saying she doesn't, she's...

Doesn't wanna be friends with me.
Her loyalties lie with them.

And she kind of basically
said that she does feel awkward,

she does ship them.
Sorry, wait, wait, wait.

So she doesn't really wanna be
friends with me.

Wait, no, no, no, OK. You're
allowed to ship them, that's fine.

Yeah, totally fine.
If you think they're cute, cool,
do their thing. Yeah.

But does not mean that you
need to feel awkward

to be your friend now, like, there's
no sides here. That's unfair.

What I'm hearing now is not...
It does get a bit weirder. Oh, yeah.

Prince is moving in with her.
Sorry, what? Yeah.

Sam is moving in with who?
With Ruby. With Ruby.

You're fucking with me.
No, no, no.

Sorry, no, no, no, no. Let's not
just quick, no, no, no...

We're not, no, no, no.
It's so funny.

But it's just so strange,

because Ruby's mindset has literally
gone from one thing

to the polar opposite in
the space of a week

and now someone who she was going up
against is now moving in with her.

Do you know what? It's not
the first time Ruby's flipped on me

for no reason and I kind
of just feel like after everything

I've just been through,

I just, I don't,
I don't want any more trouble.

I don't wanna be connected
to this thing any more.

Yeah, but you also don't wanna
be excluded either,

which is what's now happening.

Ruby's one of my best mates,
but it's very odd

the way this has now played out

and I just think it's gone too
far now.

MUSIC: Jungle Kill by Danny
Farrant, Nick Kingsley & Hannah Hart

Look at that. Lovely, thank you.

Cheers, guys. Cheers. Les yeux,
les yeux. Les yeux. Les yeux.

Can't do another seven years.
How nice, thank you.

Tris. That feels good.
You have a tendency of bailing,

you still coming to my drinks?
You haven't got any friends

at the moment, so I'm the only
option you've got. Good man.

Ruby, do you want to come?
Roof top drinks in the sun.

Yeah. Good vibes. Sounds good.
Do I get a plus one?

I know who the plus one
you're considering...

Big Harvey. Harv.

How was the conversation left
with Harvey yesterday?

I just was like, "You've really
fucking screwed up, man,

"you need to reap what you sow."

It's like cardinal sin for
any mate. Yeah, 100%.

We're not fucking 20.

You're not.
HE LAUGHS

I mean, it's a similar situation
to what I'm in at the moment,

with Sam, like...

Nah, you're worse,
you're far deeper mate.

But that's what I mean. And I
actually did see Yas yesterday.

Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go.
Lo and behold, she had a

conversation with Sam after I left.
I know where this is going.

And he said to her that, yeah,

it was just physical for Tristan,
he wasn't that into you.

He got sabotaged.

Clearly Sam was just trying
to put Yas off you.

Clearly it worked.

Wait, it was really weird,
when I went to go meet him,

I was expecting quite a serious,
firm kind of conversation.

Mm. But he was a bit...

..quite cheeky. Yeah.

What do you mean by "cheeky"?
Like flirty?

No, like, would things have been
different if I had stayed?

And, like, all these things,
it was very hard to answer these

kind of questions... I think
they would've been different.

I would've, I said that,
because if Tristan was there...

Like, you would've kept
the ball rolling. Yeah. Yeah.

Would I have still tried to get
with Yas? Probably.

Oh, no! Do you know what?

That's enough for you?
LAUGHTER

If I genuinely thought,
when he left,

in my heart that he was
really into Yas,

the whole circumstance
would be different.

But he very much thinks that
he actually has told you that.

Incorrect. And he thinks that you
just kept that from me.

No. I think he liked you.

But I don't believe that
he was like really into you.

He wasn't like taking you out
for dinners - or did he? No.

He didn't take you out
for dinner once.

I think Tristan personally is,
he's a very proud bloke.

Yeah. I agree.

And I think we potentially have
knocked his ego slightly.

What else did he have to say?

He feels as if he can't
trust you any more.

And if I can't trust Sam,
I also don't see how we'll have

a business together.

I do want to prove to him that
I'm not a complete piece of shit.

But there is a lot at stake.

Yeah. Erm, like a lot.

MUSIC: Bad Machine
by Soda Blonde

Afternoon, gents. Harvey.
Hello. Hello, mate.

How are you? Not bad. Yeah?

I just want to, you know,

I just want to say sorry again.
I do respect you.

I respect our relationship, like,

I wouldn't want anything
to come between it.

It's just something I'll have
to take your word for, isn't it?

That's fine. All right?

I'm sorry, bro. Yes.

Come on, it's not that funny,
we got the same shirt, that's all.

You do look like
the Bananas in Pyjamas.

It's like a clone of one another.

Hey, don't let them get in
our heads, it's fine.

BOTH: It's cool.

Oh, you know what? There we go.

The fact that they said it at
the same time means

it's really uncool, bro.
It's really uncool.

No, no, it's fine.

At least you're wearing
clothes now.

I saw all over Instagram.
All over?

Who was rubbing lube on who?

Liv was having a lot
of fun with you.

Liv was putting a lot on you.
Was it nice, having Liv?

Fucking hell, it's hot in here,
isn't it?

This is cos you really like Liv.
No, it's not.

No, I just said as a friend.

But you do fancy her like
a little bit.

HE STAMMERS

He can't talk.
Might need a few more of them.

Never seen him speechless like this.
Hi, guys, coming in hot.

Oh, hey. Sorry, I didn't get
the memo, I love it.

Yeah, how are you?
Good, good, good.

Sorry, not to break-up
the pyjama party,

but do you mind if I have
a moment with Willow?

Yeah, yeah. Cool, shall we go?

See you in a bit. Bye. Ciao-ciao.

How are you?
Sorry about the other day.

Obviously not a nice one to walk
into, first and foremost...

Yeah.

I just - I guess I want to just
see where your head's at

after everything.

I don't know, like, this whole
situation, I just genuinely don't

know how you feel,
and I still don't.

No, I was going to say
the same thing.

I don't know how you feel,
and I feel like that...

It's not on me any more, Harvey.

No, but it is, cos you
seem to be hurt...

I'm hurt because I have feelings
for you, and I don't see how -

if you haven't seen that,
then you're an idiot

and I know you're not an idiot.

I am an idiot.
No, you're not, Harvey.

Well, I am emotionally.

Like, I need to know
that I'm fighting for something

worth fighting for, at least.

All I can tell you is that I liked
where it was going in Corsica.

Like, I don't want to commit
to something...

But I don't even want to progress
with anything in London

if I don't know you have
feelings there.

To me, we've spent enough
time together to know

if I like you or not.

Yeah, I think I do. Yeah.

I think so.

Yeah, I want to explore it.

I want to continue what
we left off, I guess.

I want to see that you
put in the effort,

and you don't say that you care,

you show me that you care.

Wait, so where actually
is Robbie today?

He's just started his first day
at his work placement.

As a full-on lawyer? Yes.

Oh, my God. Yeah, like a trainee.

Like, I'm so proud of him.
Good for him. I know, me too.

Er, Freddy I've got a bit of
a bone to pick with ya.

Robbie told me that you are planning
on inviting Geronimo to London.

You or Robbie don't have
to go anywhere near Geronimo.

We can stay - when I'm with him,
we can stay apart.

But I just don't think you
understand the gravity

of the situation. I probably don't.

If Geronimo was to turn up
any time soon,

then I don't know where it would
leave me and Robbie,

because we are so
fractured right now.

You need to uninvite him.
He is coming, I can't uninvite him.

Is he actually coming? He is coming.

Geronimo's coming?
Geronimo's coming.

Why don't you take your
arse to Paris?

It's all too soon right now.

And, respectfully, like,
I don't want Geronimo in my space.

What would you do if Robbie...

So Geronimo comes to London,
and then, Robbie gets tempted -

as he does, we all know that -
and then, he goes and sees Geronimo,

like, what would then happen?
I mean...

..it could be the end of
our relationship.

So, basically, I've got a dilemma
to either, basically...

No, basically you say no.

He's not coming.

I do feel severely uncomfortable.

Oh, I can handle it. Like,
I don't know what to do with myself.

Have you and Inga -
I presume no-one's said "hello".

No, like I've tried to sus...

The vibe. ..the vibe.

Hello. And I've been replaced.

Don't say that. Stop it.
No, I have been.

I feel slightly like, I'll just
say it, cos fuck having smalltalk.

Erm, the other day in the Bluebird,
it was a bit...

It felt very odd, to be honest,
from my side.

And we're mates, and that's why
I feel I can say this to you.

But I don't understand how it's gone
from you supporting Inga so much,

to now back to being
really best mates with Yas,

and no contact with Inga.

And after you left, I suddenly went,
"What the fuck has just happened?"

I think people are also allowed
to change their minds.

But you've picked a side without
realising you've done it, like,

there was no sides to be had.

I think it's a bit naive of Inga
to think we'll all just hang out,

though, I don't think
that's realistic.

I don't think she thinks that.

She's gone through a break-up and,
amongst this group of friends,

it's very easy to feel like
you're the one left out.

And I think for her, unfortunately,
she does feel left out,

like, to be perfectly honest,
she's been sitting round

the corner by herself. She doesn't
want to stand here in front of

you guys snogging each other,
all that sort of shit.

If she was around,
I wouldn't be snogging Sam.

I watched you guys holding hands
behind your back like.

When? I would never do that...
Literally outside.

I didn't do that in front of Inga.
She was right behind me.

You have caused a lot of issues
for a lot of friendships.

Sam, Tristan, they're business
partners, no longer friends.

Inga and Ruby are no longer friends.

To be perfectly honest, Rube,
I'm worried for you, I don't want

you to have untrustworthy people
in your friendship group.

Because I care about you a lot,
I really do. No, I know.

You're my best mate, and I don't
want to see you get hurt or fucked

over by someone who's caused way
too many problems for other people.

That is how I feel.

Fair enough.

I'm going to go outside.

I like your shoes, mate.
Thanks, mate.

These are a bit you, aren't they?
Not quite there,

but you're getting there.

You're the kind of guy that'd get
cool trainers, then lace them up

so unbelievably tight...
Gotta be able to move fast.

What happens if something happens,
I've gotta run away quickly?

Well, I dunno,
that could be the case.

Hey. Oh, hey, man.
Good to see you man.

You all right?
Hard to get hold of this guy.

It's not hard to get hold
of me at all.

How are you, good? Yeah, good.
Good, man, good to see you.

Good to see you man. Listen,
I'll leave you guys to it,

you got some stuff to iron out.
Some bones. A few bones.

What does that mean?
"Hard to get hold of me?"

It is hard to get hold of you.

I've got a phone. It hasn't rung.

Over the phone, I have tried
to get in contact with you,

you can't deny that.
Are you coming on front foot at me?

No, I'm not... It sounds like it,
I'll get riled up quite quickly.

But let's be honest, I have tried
to call you multiple times.

Well done, Sam, you have tried
to call me a few times.

And I have sent messages to you,
that's the truth of it. Yeah.

But we haven't had a face-to-face
conversation. No, and that's why

I wanted to catch you here today.
What happened in Corsica,

I am extremely sorry about that.

I mean that from the bottom of
my heart. I do mean that.

Mate, the last thing I said to you
before I left Corsica was,

"Look after Yas."

You said, "Yeah, mate,
I'll take good care of her."

And that's why I do feel awful
about what I've done. I do.

I also hear from her that you
made it abundantly clear that

you thought I didn't care for her.

I didn't believe that you
truly liked her.

It's not for you to decide that,
it's for me to decide that,

and for you to see how happy I was.

I hadn't smiled that much
in fucking years.

I think it's an ego thing.

I think it's hurt your ego
the fact this has happened.

No. You have hurt my feelings.
It's not about my fucking ego.

What I personally believe currently,
I feel like, honestly,

I feel like you're milking
the situation. Milking it?

Why the fuck would I want
to talk about this?

I don't think you were into her.
That's not for you to think, mate!

It's for me to think!
Your actions don't show,

"Hey, I really was into her."
My actions?

I was literally all over her for
three weeks, I fuck off for

two days, you're in bed with her -
how could I possibly prove that

I wasn't into her then?
How does that make sense to you?

It looked like a summer fling.
A summer fling?!

Also, you two weren't going for
dinners... Oh, cos we didn't go for

dinners cos I brought you with me,
cos you were crying at home?

I don't respect her?
Not true. Not true.

I just...I just can't look
at you the same way.

You don't do that to someone
you fucking respect.

You don't do that,
and that's not the kind of person

I want to be close with. Sam.

Now we're in a fucking pickle here,
cos we're business partners,

and I also let you into my life on
so many different elements.

I am fucking so sorry for what
I did, and I mean that.

How do we - I don't...

How do we move on?

I don't know.

I want people in my life
I can trust, and I can respect.

And, at the moment,
you're not one of those people.

I feel like you're moving mad
at the moment, mate.

This guy is not coming
to our wedding.

You are going to be the one
telling him.

It's from me. James.

I don't know how to say
this to you. What is this?

I like hanging out with you.
I like hanging out with you, too.

We don't actually hook up.
It's a flirtatious friendship.

In any other world where
Tristan didn't exist,

we'd have gone on a date,
at least, wouldn't we?

I was on my socials,
and Sam's liking some of my stuff.

Don't do this to her,
she doesn't fucking deserve it.

You made me look like
such an idiot.

What do you want to do?

Harvey has made it much more clear
that he does like me.

Hello, Lauren, how are you?
We go way back, don't we?

We go way back. Yeah, we do indeed.
Had a date or two.

Are you seeing anyone right now?
I'm single.

So, I haven't tried your beer,
I need to try it.

You need to, yeah.

TEARFULLY: I have never been treated
so badly by a guy in my life!

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