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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:32,900 - What time will you be home this evening? 2 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:35,390 Oh. 3 00:01:40,530 --> 00:01:42,430 Oh, don't get up, dear. 4 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,500 I'll get it. 5 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:58,800 - We're here for Mister O-- 6 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,560 - There'll be some papers that... 7 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:25,430 - Malcolm, hi. 8 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,560 We want you to come with us, Malcolm. 9 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,400 Okay, there's no need for-- 10 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,360 - Who is this? 11 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,330 - There's no need for alarm. 12 00:02:31,330 --> 00:02:32,560 - Nothing, just a short ride. 13 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,830 - Just calm down. - Who are you? 14 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:34,800 - We're going for a little ride, Malcolm. 15 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,800 - I'm not going for any ride. 16 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,600 - We're going for a little ride. 17 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,530 - Joan, who is it? 18 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:38,900 - Malcolm, now just calm down. 19 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:39,730 - What is going on? 20 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:40,560 Let go of me! 21 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,400 - Calm down. 22 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,230 - Joan! 23 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,700 Let go of me! 24 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,560 - Cut him off! 25 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:50,600 - Ah! 26 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,560 Ah! Ah! 27 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,560 - Calm down, Malcolm! 28 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,400 - Stay away! 29 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,600 Who are you? 30 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,260 - Slow down now. - Stay away from me! 31 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:55,930 Stay away! 32 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:56,800 Just stay away! 33 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:57,830 - Malcolm. 34 00:02:57,830 --> 00:02:58,660 Come on, Malcolm. 35 00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:59,800 Malcolm, come on. 36 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,960 Get the cuffs on him! 37 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,200 Hurry up! 38 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,960 Malcolm! Help! 39 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,400 - Put him down! 40 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,300 Put him down, Malcolm. 41 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,600 Ah! Wah! 42 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,200 - Eh! Oh! 43 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,560 Eh! 44 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:33,230 - Get the cuffs on him. 45 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:34,060 - Oh! Oh! 46 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:36,060 Ah. 47 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:37,830 Ah. 48 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:41,230 Okay, get the cuffs. 49 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:43,360 Okay, where's the jacket? 50 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,430 Here. 51 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:45,630 Hold him. 52 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:47,230 I'll get the jacket. 53 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,500 Now calm down. 54 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,060 Here. 55 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:01,930 Get him up. 56 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,600 At least get him. 57 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:15,430 Come on. 58 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,500 - Joan! 59 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:23,700 Ah, ah. 60 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:27,430 - Calm down, Malcolm. 61 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:29,800 It's all right. 62 00:04:34,630 --> 00:04:35,800 Roll him over. 63 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,060 Here. 64 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,660 Okay. 65 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,500 All right. 66 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:51,100 Fuckin' idiot. 67 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:51,930 - Joan! 68 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:53,860 Joan! 69 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:55,830 Ah! 70 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,600 Ah-ha. 71 00:04:59,100 --> 00:04:59,930 Ah. 72 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,700 Ah, ah, ah. 73 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,630 Okay, help him up. 74 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:08,460 - Ah, no! 75 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,900 Help! 76 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:14,960 Ow! 77 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:17,630 - Just calm down. 78 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:18,630 Slow down, man. 79 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:19,500 - I don't wanna go again! 80 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,330 - Come on! 81 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:21,160 - Joannie! 82 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,330 No, don't take me! 83 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:25,500 Don't take me! 84 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,330 Why are all taking me? 85 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:29,730 I don't wanna go! 86 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:33,560 I don't wanna go! 87 00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:38,100 Joan, help me! 88 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,460 Joan! 89 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:40,930 Help me! 90 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:42,560 Oh God! 91 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:54,330 * If you need someone to love 92 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,130 * To get you through another day * 93 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:01,260 * I'm the one your thinking of 94 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,360 * I will make him pay 95 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,500 * For the pain that he's done 96 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,430 - Bon jour. 97 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:10,730 Oh, hello. 98 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,060 Can you talk louder? 99 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,800 Oh, oh, tonight? 100 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:24,400 Well, if you really need me, see. 101 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,060 Yeah, but, girl, my boyfriend, 102 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:27,430 he's opening a play tonight 103 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,260 and I was planning on, 104 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,200 I see. 105 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:37,060 Well, do you think maybe you could get somebody else? 106 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,700 Uh-huh. 107 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,130 Yeah, I know. 108 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:40,960 I know. 109 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,100 How about if I came a little later? 110 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,330 I see. 111 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:49,460 All right. 112 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:52,530 No, I can't take the address down now. 113 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,060 I'm in the shower. 114 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:58,330 Look, I'll call you right back, okay. 115 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,860 Yeah, thanks. 116 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:00,700 Bye. 117 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:04,260 * Help is on the way 118 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:06,330 * I will love you 119 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:11,330 * Help is on the way 120 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,900 * I won't desert you 121 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:17,060 * Help is on the way 122 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,260 * Help is on the way 123 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:26,560 - Ello? 124 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:29,730 - Hello? 125 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:32,100 Linda? 126 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,360 - Oh, hi Brett. 127 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:37,060 I was just practicing, um, 128 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,760 the French for that yogurt commercial 129 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,460 in case I got it. 130 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,800 - Oh hey, yeah, that was great. 131 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,730 Hey, listen. 132 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,060 Linda, look. 133 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:47,130 I got a seat for ya right down front. 134 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,200 - Brett? 135 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,300 I can't make it. 136 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,730 - What? 137 00:07:54,730 --> 00:07:56,560 Baby, it's my opening night! 138 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,060 Look, I'm counting on you! 139 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,300 - I know, but the agency says I have to work 140 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,560 or they'll fire me, 141 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,530 and I can't afford to lose them. 142 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,530 It's the only way I can have my days free 143 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:09,160 to get my acting jobs. 144 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,560 - Don't the parents take the kids out 145 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,330 trick-or-treating or somethin'? 146 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,860 - Yeah, but some people are running off 147 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,260 to Las Vegas for a surprise party. 148 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:20,060 So if I don't work, the agency will drop me. 149 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,360 - You don't need 'em. 150 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,800 - Oh, you'll support me then? 151 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:26,930 - Look. 152 00:08:28,630 --> 00:08:30,060 You know I'm not really in a position to do 153 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:32,730 that right now, you know? 154 00:08:32,730 --> 00:08:34,560 But I will be. 155 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,700 - I need this stupid babysitting job. 156 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:40,560 These rich people pay too well. 157 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:42,400 - I need you here with me. 158 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,460 - I want to be there with you, but I can't. 159 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:50,130 - Look, how many times you gonna get to see me play Othello? 160 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:53,400 - Oh, you're too young to play Othello. 161 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:57,400 - Yeah. 162 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:02,460 I'm lowering my voice. 163 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,330 - Oh, Brett, I do love you, 164 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,930 and I want to be with you. 165 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:09,530 But I have to work. 166 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:12,300 Ah, but I know. 167 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,200 I've got the address and the telephone number 168 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,130 of where I'm going to be, and uh... 169 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,230 Why don't I give it to you and you can come over later? 170 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,660 I mean, nobody's gonna be there except 171 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,060 me and the kid. 172 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,800 And he'll probably be asleep, 173 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,800 so we could have some fun. 174 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,630 - Okay. 175 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:32,630 I'll see ya, I gotta go. 176 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,460 Bye. 177 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:07,500 - Hey! 178 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,930 Hey, baby, listen. 179 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:11,560 You know where this ah, take it easy. 180 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,300 You know where this 421026th Street is? 181 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,600 - Uh, yes. 182 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,030 It's just a couple blocks down there. 183 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:19,230 - Oh, 'cause they keep changing the streets around here. 184 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:20,630 - Yeah, I know, it's really hard. 185 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,460 - Hey, listen. 186 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:22,530 I'm going to this party. 187 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,500 - Yeah? 188 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,330 - Why don't you come along? 189 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,630 We'll have a ball. 190 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:26,860 - Oh, no, I gotta go to work. 191 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:27,830 - No, I mean it. 192 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:28,830 - No, really, some other time. 193 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,060 - Come on. 194 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,030 Some other time, I promise. 195 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:31,860 - What's the matter, baby? 196 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,530 Don't you like to party? 197 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,460 - Christopher, are you in here? 198 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,300 Christopher? 199 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,930 I'm putting on my Halloween costume, sir. 200 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:03,860 - Oh. 201 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,060 - Christopher? 202 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,960 You turn that light on. 203 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,460 And you come out here now. 204 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,560 Well, you're not putting on your Halloween costume. 205 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,500 Why did you lie to Richard? 206 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,060 - Well, I was about to put it on, 207 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,630 but I was just trying on some ghost makeup. 208 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,130 - In the dark? 209 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:24,230 What have I told you about lying? 210 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:28,100 - All right, Joan, lighten up on the kid. 211 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,100 - Excuse me. 212 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,630 Have you finished packing? 213 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:35,960 - Well, I just thought the kid could, 214 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,930 ah, never mind. 215 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,500 Forget it. 216 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,330 You know? 217 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,860 - Now clean up this room. 218 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,860 - Well, can't you take me out trick-or-treating? 219 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,160 You know that Richard and I 220 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,530 have to go to this party. 221 00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:53,900 It's business. 222 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,600 - It's not business. 223 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,060 It's a party. 224 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,930 It is business. 225 00:11:58,930 --> 00:11:59,860 - It's fun. 226 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:04,500 - Ah, now Christopher, you've got to learn 227 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,830 that everything in life is not just fun. 228 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,200 Now give me a kiss. 229 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,700 Now you be a good boy. 230 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,060 - I'll be a good boy if you give me 231 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:19,100 the Wizard of Siam trick. 232 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,330 - I'll get it for you when I get back. 233 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:37,600 Linda. 234 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,560 - Joan Adams? 235 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,730 - Mmm. 236 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,160 Ah, excuse me for being in a such a rush, 237 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,230 but we haven't finished packing yet. 238 00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:47,600 All the trick-or-treat candy is there. 239 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,260 If you'd do me a favor and please feed the dog. 240 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,060 The dog food I left out on the counter. 241 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,160 Christopher should be in bed by 11 o'clock. 242 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,060 I left a list of all the phone numbers 243 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,860 up in on the dining room table of where we'll be. 244 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:01,300 We'll be back by tomorrow. 245 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,500 - Great, okay. 246 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,330 - Thank you. 247 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:04,160 - Mmm-hmm. 248 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:37,060 Hi. 249 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:37,960 - Hi. 250 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,060 - Have you got everything? 251 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,230 - I think so, sure. - Oh. 252 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,630 Have you got the airplane tickets? 253 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,660 - Yup, right here. 254 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,660 - And the address? 255 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,500 - Yup. 256 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,400 - And the credit cards. 257 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,500 - No, you have them. 258 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,730 Oh. 259 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:49,630 I wonder what made the Newtons think of 260 00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:52,560 inviting us to their Halloween party this year. 261 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:56,130 - It's because we're such a charming couple. 262 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:57,760 - Mmm. 263 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,630 - Mmm. 264 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:06,400 - Why don't you go down and fix us a drink? 265 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,860 - Okay. 266 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,460 - Oh. 267 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,300 - Ah yes. 268 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,200 Here they go. 269 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,230 Thank you. 270 00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:23,400 See you there. 271 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,060 - Now it's your move. 272 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,360 You're gonna lose again, Bert. 273 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,500 - I guess I'm just a born loser. 274 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,700 - I gotta get out of this place. 275 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,830 I'm gonna bust outta here, 276 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,500 and this time I mean it. 277 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,630 - You've been here for four years, Malcolm. 278 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,630 You should call it home. 279 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,400 - I had a home once. 280 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:20,860 And I'm gonna get it back! 281 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,100 Hi, Doctor. 282 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,130 - How are you doing, Malcolm? 283 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,400 - Fine. 284 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,330 When am I gonna get out of here, Doctor? 285 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,560 - Oh, any day now, any day. 286 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,060 - That's what you said a year ago, Doctor. 287 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,100 - Be patient, be patient. 288 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,560 - I am a patient. 289 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,230 - Now why did you say that to him? 290 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,560 You know he's as mad as a hatter. 291 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,800 - You have to humor these people, Nurse Reeves. 292 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,960 They're crazy. 293 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,500 - Yeah. 294 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,260 - Heh, heh. 295 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,230 - Thank you, Farley. 296 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,200 Bert. 297 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:03,060 You know what day this is? 298 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,160 Halloween. 299 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:08,300 - That's right. 300 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,700 - There are costumes and wear different clothes 301 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,800 and things like that. 302 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,730 - Right. 303 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,300 - Disguises. - Yeah. 304 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,560 - Perfect night for me to bust out of this bug house, Bert. 305 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,830 - You're crazy. 306 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,630 - You're crazy, Bert. 307 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,860 I'm mad. 308 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,400 - Well, hello there. 309 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,860 - Hello. 310 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,760 - You must be Linda. 311 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,930 - Yes. 312 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:54,760 Mr. Adams? 313 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,960 - Please call me Richard. 314 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,530 Okay. 315 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,100 - Would you, ah, like a glass of brandy, Linda? 316 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,500 - No, no thank you. 317 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,960 Are you sure? 318 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:13,800 - Mmm-hmm. 319 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,400 - Not even a little sip? 320 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,260 - No, no. 321 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,200 - Come on. 322 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,060 No. 323 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:29,860 - Just a little. 324 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,700 Ooh. 325 00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,760 - Ah, this is really a fabulous place you have here. 326 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,260 How did you happen to find it? 327 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,130 Um. 328 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:44,160 You might say I inherited it. 329 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,060 - Mmm. 330 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,660 - Come here. 331 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,860 Diamonds. 332 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,700 Definitely your stone. 333 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:16,830 - This is really beautiful, but my birthstone is the ruby. 334 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,160 - Huh. 335 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,230 Well, ah, 336 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,730 would you like to see my tap dance? 337 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,830 * Da da da 338 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:34,830 Tell me, how did you happen to inherit this place? 339 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,000 Um, brains. 340 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,330 Brains, my dear. 341 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,430 Brains. 342 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,660 Which is something ah, 343 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:50,860 you may or may not know a bit about. 344 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:51,700 - Oh! 345 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:56,060 - Ah. 346 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,760 Well ah, darling. 347 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,060 I was just showing um, 348 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,060 ah, Linda... 349 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,260 this present 350 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,930 I bought for you. 351 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,360 - Oh, darling, it's gorgeous. 352 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,030 Get the bag, will you? 353 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,860 - Certainly, sweetheart. 354 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:29,360 Oop. 355 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,200 - Mmm. 356 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,130 Actually it's the only reason I married him. 357 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,630 - Oh yes, he's a real charmer. 358 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,660 - Help yourself to anything. 359 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,230 - Thank you. 360 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:27,060 - Richard, we're going to be late. 361 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,330 - Oh, wait. 362 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:35,460 I haven't met your little boy yet. 363 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,560 - Oh, he's around somewhere. 364 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,900 You'll find him. 365 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,530 Or he'll find you. 366 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,860 - Goodnight, Linda. 367 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,630 You look so good. 368 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,100 Now listen, try not to get arrested, okay? 369 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,160 - Christopher? 370 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,760 Christopher, where are you? 371 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:57,230 Christopher? 372 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,200 - You're cute. 373 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,100 Are you the babysitter? 374 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,760 - Well, you're not cute. 375 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,060 That's a stupid thing to do. 376 00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:33,900 - It's Halloween! 377 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:34,830 - Doesn't matter. 378 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,460 You could hurt yourself! 379 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:37,300 - I won't. 380 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:41,060 - Well, you scared me. 381 00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:42,630 Can you get out of that thing? 382 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,700 - Yeah, sure. 383 00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:53,160 - You be careful, young man. 384 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,500 - Hey, I'm cool. 385 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,400 Trick or treat! 386 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,230 - Oh! 387 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,300 Oh, what are you? 388 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,530 A policeman? 389 00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:22,130 Yeah, the local policeman. 390 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:22,960 - Oh. 391 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,330 Here you go. 392 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,660 - Thank you. 393 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:29,660 - You're welcome. 394 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:30,500 A witch! 395 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,530 - Yeah. 396 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:33,060 Boo! - Ooh! 397 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,260 Happy Halloween. 398 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:35,300 - Thank you. 399 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:49,960 Oh! 400 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:53,800 You little brat! 401 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,700 What was that? 402 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,060 - Magic trick. 403 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,730 Don't you like tricks? 404 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:00,060 - No. 405 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:02,460 And do you know what I do to little boys 406 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,360 who are practical jokers? 407 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,060 - Hey! Hey! 408 00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:07,660 What are you doin'? 409 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,400 I'm sorry. 410 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,460 Let's be friends. 411 00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:15,160 What's your name? 412 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,060 - Linda. 413 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:19,630 - Pleased to meet you, Linda. 414 00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:23,530 - Okay, that's it. 415 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:25,630 Okay. 416 00:25:25,630 --> 00:25:26,460 Ah! 417 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:28,130 Ah! 418 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:34,500 - Sucka! 419 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,460 - Hey baby, all right. 420 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,400 - Mmm, hot. 421 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,060 Ow! 422 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:48,830 - Now I gotta remember this place! 423 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,760 - That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. 424 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,830 Now I told you to play with your toys nicely 425 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:01,860 and what are you doing? 426 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:02,700 Stop it! 427 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,960 - It's my turn, my turn. 428 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:21,200 - You quit playing with yourself. 429 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,500 - Hey, I won! 430 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,330 I won. 431 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,060 - Ah! 432 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:46,200 You know, I've been thinkin' about it, Bert. 433 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,730 I'm formulating my plan of escape. 434 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:50,660 - Malcolm, you're-- 435 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,530 Malcolm, you ain't gettin' out of here. 436 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,360 You know, I tried it and they knocked my teeth out. 437 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,400 - Oh, I'm gettin' out, Bert. 438 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,800 And when I do, I'm gonna get her, 439 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,960 her lawyers, and that two-bit gigolo she's married to. 440 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,060 - Don't forget the doctors. 441 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:12,100 - Oh, I'm gonna get the doctor, Bert. 442 00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,060 - Are you going tonight? 443 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:21,260 If you can't play nicely, I'm not going to play. 444 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,500 All right? 445 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,360 - As soon as it's beddy-bye time, 446 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,600 it's adios amigos. 447 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,260 - Gee, Malcolm, I didn't know you could speak Spanish. 448 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,160 - Amigos. 449 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,060 A me goes. 450 00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:34,100 Yeah? 451 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:37,860 Come here, Bert. 452 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,560 Yeah? 453 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,730 - You can help. 454 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:41,900 Yeah? 455 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:42,960 - You wanna know how? 456 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,060 Yeah. 457 00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:44,900 - Snore. 458 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:46,700 Loud. 459 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,800 - Like that? 460 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,660 Yeah, just like that. 461 00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,600 - Yeah. 462 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,330 Just like that. 463 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:02,600 - Oh god. 464 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,960 Oh, that kid. 465 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,800 - Ah! 466 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,060 Oh, you! 467 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,400 You stop it now! 468 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,330 Or I'll put you to bed! 469 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,630 - Now that's the best offer I've had all day. 470 00:28:25,630 --> 00:28:27,060 - You're impossible. 471 00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,230 - How about incorrigible? 472 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:30,160 - That too. 473 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:34,530 Ooh, another little spoiled brat. 474 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:36,100 Why me? 475 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:37,930 Why do I get them all? 476 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:42,130 - 'Cause they love you, Linda. 477 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,600 - Is that you, Cleopatra? 478 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,160 This is the men's ward. 479 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,660 Say goodnight to Marc Anthony. 480 00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:09,630 - But were I Brutus, and Brutus Anthony. 481 00:29:09,630 --> 00:29:11,930 There, there would an Anthony would turn 482 00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:15,060 the stones of Rome to rise in mutiny! 483 00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:18,430 - Unrise, Mr. Higginbottom. 484 00:29:18,430 --> 00:29:20,560 You're all alone now. 485 00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:41,400 No! Oh! 486 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:46,900 Oh! 487 00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:50,000 Oh! Oh! Oh! 488 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,330 - Oh! 489 00:30:12,330 --> 00:30:13,160 Oh! Oh! 490 00:30:14,430 --> 00:30:15,260 Oh! 491 00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:22,130 I'm going fast. 492 00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:23,630 I have no regrets. 493 00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,360 - Do you know the story about the boy who cried wolf? 494 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,600 - Are there any Indians in it? 495 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,060 - No. 496 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:35,530 Once upon a time there was a little boy 497 00:30:35,530 --> 00:30:37,630 who lived in a village. 498 00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:41,600 And his father gave him the job of watching the sheep. 499 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,430 And he said, "Son, if you ever see any wolves, 500 00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:49,700 "you must yell wolf, wolf! 501 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:54,060 "And all the villagers will come to protect you." 502 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,060 So the first day the little boy was on the job, 503 00:30:57,060 --> 00:30:59,130 he gets very, very bored. 504 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,460 And he says, I think I'll play a joke. 505 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,700 And he yells, "Wolf, wolf!" 506 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:09,800 And all the villagers come running with their weapons, 507 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,600 only to have the little boy going, "Ha, ha, ha!" 508 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,830 He was only playing a joke. 509 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:19,500 So the next day the little boy's back out there 510 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,800 protecting the sheep, 511 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,660 and what do you think he does? 512 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:27,600 He gets bored again and he yells, "Wolf, wolf!" 513 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:32,530 And the villagers come from all over, 514 00:31:32,530 --> 00:31:36,530 only to have the little boy laugh in their face. 515 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:39,200 So the third day 516 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,500 the wolf really came. 517 00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:48,130 And just when he was ready to pounce on the little boy, 518 00:31:49,230 --> 00:31:52,700 the little boy yelled, "Wolf, wolf!" 519 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:56,800 And none of the villagers came to help him. 520 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,460 And the wolf ate the little boy. 521 00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:05,060 He, the wolf ate the little boy all up. 522 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,560 Do you understand what I'm trying to say? 523 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,100 - Yes, I understand, Linda. 524 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:13,930 - Good. 525 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,300 - Wolf, wolf! 526 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,200 - Excuse me, nurse. 527 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,860 May I see your ID, please? 528 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:55,760 Why, certainly, officer. 529 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,460 - Oh, that little monster. 530 00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:29,130 Hello? 531 00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:30,300 - Hi, honey. 532 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,130 It's me. 533 00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:32,630 How is your evening? 534 00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:34,360 - Oh, awful. 535 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,860 I've got a mean, little kid here 536 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:38,700 that's giving me a bad time. 537 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:41,400 - Mmm, lock him in his room. 538 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,530 - He'd escape. 539 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:44,200 He's Houdini Junior. 540 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,760 - What do you mean? 541 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,230 - Tricks, costumes, practical jokes. 542 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:51,860 I mean, his parents must've given him 543 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:54,600 carte blanche at the magic store. 544 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,630 - Yeah. 545 00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,960 You'll be able to handle it. 546 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,300 Look, ah, I gotta go. 547 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:07,660 I'll see you after the show, okay? 548 00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:10,330 - I've got my own show going on here. 549 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,500 Oh, gotta go. 550 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,330 More goblins. 551 00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:16,700 - I love you. 552 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,260 - I love you, too. 553 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:19,700 Break a leg, huh? 554 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:15,760 Hello? 555 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:19,730 Hello? 556 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,230 Hello? 557 00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:29,560 Damn kid. 558 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,530 Ah! 559 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,600 Christopher! 560 00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:27,200 - Thanks for the kiss, baby. 561 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,300 - Oh! Ah! Ah! 562 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,360 - You wouldn't hit a kid, would you? 563 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,230 - Why are the lights on if nobody's home? 564 00:38:56,230 --> 00:39:00,060 - Yeah, we oughta tip over their garbage cans. 565 00:39:10,430 --> 00:39:13,830 - Shoot yourself again, Christopher. 566 00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:21,900 Hello? 567 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,200 Hello? 568 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,260 Get off that phone. 569 00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,700 - See this knife? 570 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,360 Hey! 571 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,630 Take off my mother's nightgown. 572 00:39:54,630 --> 00:39:55,800 - Oh, shut up! 573 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,630 - Mmm. 574 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:05,730 - Hello? 575 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:19,800 - You wanna loan me a little money 576 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,430 to go back where I come from? 577 00:40:21,430 --> 00:40:23,260 - Take it, take it, take it, go. 578 00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:26,130 Here, here, here, take it. 579 00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:28,830 Take more, take more, take more, go. 580 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,360 - Do you remember me? 581 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,700 - Yo lady, is this your car over here? 582 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,530 - Huh? 583 00:40:36,530 --> 00:40:37,360 - The car. 584 00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:39,100 - No. 585 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,060 No, no. 586 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,200 - Hey, lady. 587 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,730 - Ah! 588 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,500 Help! Help! 589 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,330 My finger! 590 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,130 Help! 591 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,460 Help, my finger! 592 00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:33,460 My finger! 593 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,700 - Oh no, Christopher. 594 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:37,700 Christopher. 595 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:52,800 I'm gonna lock you in your room, you little monster. 596 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,300 - No locks on my doors. 597 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,500 Sorry. 598 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:57,330 - You've got a basement. 599 00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:58,560 - No. 600 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,230 - You must have a rocket I could shoot you off 601 00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:01,930 into outer space. 602 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:04,500 - I've got a rocket, but you can't have it. 603 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,960 - We'll see about that, buster. 604 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,560 I'll deal with you in a minute. 605 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:12,660 Just a minute, please. 606 00:42:18,430 --> 00:42:20,430 Trick or treat! 607 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,830 - Boy, that lady's crazy. 608 00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:36,930 - Yeah, looks like she might've seen a ghost. 609 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,930 - Yeah? 610 00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:43,500 - I'm coming home 611 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,930 to take care of you, darling. 612 00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:53,600 - Christopher! 613 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,560 I've had enough of this! 614 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,230 - Hello, Linda. 615 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,560 I want to suck your blood. 616 00:45:11,930 --> 00:45:14,500 - Christopher, will you please stay off the telephone. 617 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,300 - I wasn't on the phone. 618 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,300 - How can I believe you? 619 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:24,060 You can even disguise your voice. 620 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,400 Hold up. 621 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,700 I gotta a homey. 622 00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:34,060 - Hi, sweetheart. 623 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:34,900 Hi. 624 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,060 - Don't talk to me. 625 00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:37,660 - Oh, don't be so shy. 626 00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:38,730 - I don't like to be touched. 627 00:45:38,730 --> 00:45:40,230 - Oh, now, now. 628 00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:41,060 Would you like to go have a little drinkey-poo, maybe? 629 00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,300 - Oh, no, I, I've-- 630 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:43,130 - What do you say? 631 00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:43,960 Just you and I. 632 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:44,800 - No thank you. 633 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,730 - What, just you and I. 634 00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:46,960 - No, no, I don't want to drink. 635 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,960 - Come, drink some alcohol. 636 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,930 Oh, just a little, maybe a drink. 637 00:45:51,930 --> 00:45:53,600 You and I together, what do you say? 638 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,100 - Just maybe a little bit. 639 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,700 - Hey! 640 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,560 - I want to check on Christopher. 641 00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:23,660 - Hello again. 642 00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:25,430 - Hello again? 643 00:46:25,430 --> 00:46:27,430 Linda, this is Joan. 644 00:46:27,430 --> 00:46:28,860 Is everything all right? 645 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,100 - No. 646 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,960 - What do you mean? 647 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,060 - Your son is a holy terror. 648 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:37,860 He committed suicide about four times. 649 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:39,460 He tried to drown me. 650 00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:41,460 He set off explosions. 651 00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:43,530 He had me chase him all over the house. 652 00:46:43,530 --> 00:46:46,160 He played tricks on me. 653 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,630 - Well, dear. 654 00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:50,730 Christopher is an amateur magician. 655 00:46:50,730 --> 00:46:54,100 - Yes, well I don't want to be the magician's stooge. 656 00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,530 - Oh, he's perfectly harmless. 657 00:46:56,530 --> 00:46:59,230 - Oh, and some screwball keeps calling me on the phone. 658 00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:01,730 Is the kid a ventriloquist, too? 659 00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:04,260 Well, he might be. 660 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:05,900 Did he wreck the house? 661 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:08,430 - No, but that's probably next. 662 00:47:08,430 --> 00:47:10,760 - Oh, don't worry, dear. 663 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,300 - You know, you shouldn't buy your son 664 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:13,930 everything he wants. 665 00:47:13,930 --> 00:47:17,060 - Oh, I believe more harm can be done 666 00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:19,530 by denying the creative mind. 667 00:47:19,530 --> 00:47:22,500 Surely you can understand that, Linda. 668 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:27,430 - Then maybe you oughta sign him up with the circus. 669 00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:29,060 - Well, goodnight. 670 00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:30,060 - Goodnight. 671 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,860 - Christopher is being a perfect angel. 672 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,430 - Trick or treat! 673 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,830 - Okay, there you are. 674 00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:26,960 A refill, ma'am. 675 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,930 And I'll be right back. 676 00:50:28,930 --> 00:50:29,930 - Thank you. 677 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,060 Thank you. 678 00:50:54,530 --> 00:50:55,700 - Christopher! 679 00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:59,630 You get in this house right away! 680 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,700 - Trick or treat! 681 00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:16,930 - Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating? 682 00:51:16,930 --> 00:51:17,960 - We're drunk. 683 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,160 - Wait, wait, wait, now. 684 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,200 Okay, okay, you got it. 685 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,530 - Come on. 686 00:51:21,530 --> 00:51:22,800 - Here you go, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 687 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,600 Okay, there you go, here you go. 688 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,560 No, that's okay. 689 00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:27,260 - Why don't you come with us? 690 00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:28,100 - Later, okay? 691 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:28,930 Bye. 692 00:51:28,930 --> 00:51:29,960 Oh, bye. 693 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:30,800 Trick or treat. 694 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,630 - See you later. 695 00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:32,700 Bye bye. 696 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:41,360 - Oh yeah? 697 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,330 Well the same to you, jerk off! 698 00:51:49,830 --> 00:51:51,060 - Come on. 699 00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:53,100 - Hey, take it easy, take it easy. 700 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:54,760 - Hey, there's nothing in this. 701 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,600 - I got something. 702 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:56,630 - You drank it, oh. 703 00:51:56,630 --> 00:51:57,930 - I'll go get some. 704 00:51:57,930 --> 00:51:59,160 Hey. 705 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,360 - Why don't you get us another bottle? 706 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,300 - Get me some. 707 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:03,600 - Get us another bottle. 708 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,930 - Give me some money, give me some money, man. 709 00:52:04,930 --> 00:52:07,260 - It's right down at the co, 710 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,900 I'll give you some money. 711 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:11,960 I'm gonna give you. 712 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,430 - I got some money too, you know. 713 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:14,260 - Quarter. 714 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,430 I'm gonna give you 40, 42 cents. 715 00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:20,630 - You give me 42 cents? 716 00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:21,800 - 42 cents. 717 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,500 - You don't get as much. 718 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,500 - I probably don't. 719 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,160 - I'll see you later, huh? 720 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,360 - Where you goin'? 721 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,060 Right around the corner. 722 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,200 - Cha. 723 00:52:39,630 --> 00:52:40,460 Cha-ching. 724 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,760 Hi, buddy. 725 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,930 - Hey, lady. 726 00:52:58,930 --> 00:53:00,930 You shouldn't be down here. 727 00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:02,930 - Take off your clothes. 728 00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,430 - What? 729 00:53:04,430 --> 00:53:06,060 - Take off your clothes. 730 00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:06,860 - What are you gonna do? 731 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:07,800 Rape me? 732 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:08,530 Take 'em off now. 733 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:09,460 Shut up. 734 00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,200 Just take your clothes off. 735 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,300 - You got it. 736 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,760 - Come on, take 'em off. 737 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,130 - Well, hi, honey! 738 00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:24,630 Hey, take it easy. 739 00:53:24,630 --> 00:53:25,860 Shut up, take your clothes off! 740 00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:26,730 - What are you gonna-- 741 00:53:26,730 --> 00:53:28,100 - Shut up! 742 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,200 Take 'em off quick! 743 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,460 Quick! 744 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,130 I'm doin' it, I'm doin' it. 745 00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:31,830 - Back it up. 746 00:53:31,830 --> 00:53:32,530 Not you, stupid! 747 00:53:32,530 --> 00:53:33,760 - My shoes. 748 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,460 I want everything taken off. 749 00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:35,330 - Everything? 750 00:53:35,330 --> 00:53:36,060 Everything! 751 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:36,860 - Give her it. 752 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:38,100 Take it off! 753 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:39,360 Give her all your clothes. 754 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,500 You want the shoes? 755 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:41,400 - Yeah, everything! 756 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,700 Come on, take it off. 757 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:43,760 Come on, take 'em off! 758 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,600 Jesus. 759 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,460 - Just take 'em off. 760 00:53:45,460 --> 00:53:46,300 You shut up! 761 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:47,200 - Sorry, sorry. 762 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,330 - You want my underwear? 763 00:53:48,330 --> 00:53:49,300 - Take 'em off! 764 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:50,530 Hurry up, come on! 765 00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:51,200 What, you never seen tits before? 766 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:51,930 Take 'em off! 767 00:53:51,930 --> 00:53:52,860 All of 'em! 768 00:53:52,860 --> 00:53:53,600 Take everything, everything off. 769 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,430 Aw, shut up. 770 00:53:54,430 --> 00:53:56,330 Just back it off. 771 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,630 - The blood really looks fake. 772 00:54:00,630 --> 00:54:04,060 - Fake or not, these horror pictures give me the willies. 773 00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:06,730 - It's only a movie, Andrea. 774 00:54:06,730 --> 00:54:09,060 - Look, Connie, I love movies. 775 00:54:09,060 --> 00:54:10,700 I love editing. 776 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:15,100 I love making movies more than I love eating. 777 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,400 But these horror movies, 778 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,830 they make me scared to drive home alone at night. 779 00:54:20,830 --> 00:54:22,260 - I know what you mean. 780 00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:25,060 They don't exactly turn me on. 781 00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:26,730 - Do you think people will ever get tired 782 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:28,060 of these films? 783 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:29,260 - Nope. 784 00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,500 I think people are always interested in 785 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,700 the latest monster that will pop up 786 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:33,730 or how much more blood can be spilled 787 00:54:33,730 --> 00:54:36,460 or how many more guts can be whipped out. 788 00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:39,360 - And the producers will keep pourin' 'em out. 789 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,800 - Yup. 790 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,600 How's that scene coming along? 791 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,500 - Here, come take a look at it. 792 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,400 Tell me what you think. 793 00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:00,860 - Yes, the arm is well-connected. 794 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,330 Glove. 795 00:55:05,830 --> 00:55:08,060 Nurse, give me head. 796 00:55:08,060 --> 00:55:08,930 - The head? 797 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,730 - Yes, the head! 798 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,860 - Here's the head, Doctor. 799 00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:17,430 - Thank you, nurse. 800 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:20,730 Do those nerves look okay to you? 801 00:55:20,730 --> 00:55:21,560 - No, no. 802 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:26,560 - Carotid artery look okay to you? 803 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,900 Awful. 804 00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:31,600 - Pick up the sheet. 805 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:39,060 You're in my light. 806 00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:50,060 And now you who have for so long 807 00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:51,760 been bound to the most narrow 808 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,560 and materialistic views, 809 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,200 you who have denied the virtue of 810 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,060 transcendental medicine, 811 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:01,730 you who have derided your superior, 812 00:56:01,730 --> 00:56:02,560 behold! 813 00:56:03,730 --> 00:56:05,060 - The brain. 814 00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:06,600 - What? 815 00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:12,630 Oh, the brain. 816 00:56:13,930 --> 00:56:15,100 Yes, I forgot. 817 00:56:19,230 --> 00:56:21,560 I've done it! 818 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,100 Quick, the brain! 819 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:23,930 - Dah. 820 00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:28,100 Dah. 821 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:30,560 - You know, it works. 822 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,500 - You think so? 823 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,960 - I think it's brilliant. 824 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,100 I mean, this movie's gonna be made in this editing room. 825 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,500 - You know, it's obvious those jerks 826 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,760 don't know what they're doing. 827 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,900 - Like that segue you did in the second reel 828 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:42,300 in the montage sequence? 829 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,830 Sure genius! 830 00:56:43,830 --> 00:56:46,500 - And that dumb director's gonna get all the credit! 831 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,060 - Exactly. 832 00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:50,200 - We make the pictures 833 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,330 right here. 834 00:56:51,330 --> 00:56:52,430 - You're damn right. 835 00:56:55,330 --> 00:56:56,160 Hello. 836 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,360 Just a minute. 837 00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,600 It's Linda. 838 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,430 - Oh. 839 00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:04,630 Hi, Linda. 840 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:06,460 - Hi, how is everything going? 841 00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:07,660 - Well, we're almost done with 842 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:09,960 the rough cut of The Monster Strikes. 843 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,160 - Oh great. 844 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,900 Listen, I talked to my agent tonight 845 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,760 and he needs that scene I did by tomorrow morning. 846 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,560 Did you transfer it to video? 847 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,060 - I sure did and it's right here. 848 00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:22,530 Why, wanna come by and get it? 849 00:57:22,530 --> 00:57:24,060 - Well, the problem is I'm babysitting 850 00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:26,200 and I can't really leave the house. 851 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,600 - Well, where are you? 852 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,760 - I'm in the Wilshire District. 853 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,300 - Well, that's right next to my hairdresser 854 00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:33,230 and I'm going there so I'll drop it by to you. 855 00:57:33,230 --> 00:57:34,300 No problem. 856 00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:35,400 - Oh, could you? 857 00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,260 I was hoping you would. 858 00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:39,060 - What's the address? 859 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:42,560 Trick or treat. 860 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,760 Ah! 861 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,330 Here you go, guys. 862 00:57:45,330 --> 00:57:46,160 Have fun. 863 00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:48,260 Happy Halloween. 864 00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:50,600 Thank you. 865 00:58:09,730 --> 00:58:13,500 Today's sports with Stu coming up next. 866 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,700 - Thank you, John. 867 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,900 A dangerous lunatic, Malcolm O'Keefe, 868 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,530 ex-millionaire industrialist, 869 00:58:18,530 --> 00:58:20,730 has escaped from Western State Hospital. 870 00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:23,760 An all points bulletin by the police is out tonight. 871 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,260 I'm here at Western State Hospital tonight 872 00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:28,430 to talk with Nurse Almeda. 873 00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:30,700 - Reeves. - Reeves. 874 00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:32,600 - It was vicious and savage attack. 875 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,330 The work of a maniac. 876 00:58:34,330 --> 00:58:37,300 He jumped me as I leaned to tuck him in. 877 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:38,930 He threw me on the bed 878 00:58:38,930 --> 00:58:40,530 and then jumped on top of me 879 00:58:40,530 --> 00:58:41,930 and put it in my mouth. 880 00:58:41,930 --> 00:58:43,930 - Ah, put the gag in your mouth, you mean. 881 00:58:43,930 --> 00:58:46,260 - Yes, yes, he put this in my mouth 882 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:47,860 and I couldn't cry out. 883 00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:52,460 He, he tied me up and took off all my clothes. 884 00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:54,500 I've never been so humiliated. 885 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,060 - Well now, he-- 886 00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:58,330 - I tried to escape once and they knocked my teeth out. 887 00:58:58,330 --> 00:58:59,530 - Sit down, would you? 888 00:58:59,530 --> 00:59:01,200 - Now Malcolm O'Keefe, who was committed 889 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,400 to this institution many years ago 890 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,500 has just been recently made a trustee. 891 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,330 Isn't that right? 892 00:59:07,330 --> 00:59:08,160 - We. - Yes. 893 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,200 - We are not crazy. 894 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,330 - He was normally a nice man. 895 00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:14,600 - Yeah, we don't belong here. 896 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,160 - Oh, shut up, you're all crazy. 897 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,730 - Thank you very much, Nurse Reeves. 898 00:59:18,730 --> 00:59:19,930 Oh, get down! 899 00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,460 - And right now we'd like to show you 900 00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,160 a picture of the escaped patient. 901 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,600 And if any of you out there have any information 902 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,460 with regard to this man. 903 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,630 We're not! 904 00:59:28,630 --> 00:59:29,630 - Please call the Western State Hospital. 905 00:59:29,630 --> 00:59:30,560 Crazy. 906 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:31,930 - Or your local police. 907 00:59:31,930 --> 00:59:33,160 Well, we're not crazy. 908 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,500 - When he jumped me, when he jumped me 909 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:38,030 I found, I found that he, 910 00:59:38,030 --> 00:59:42,100 he responded to me in a way that no man ever has. 911 00:59:44,930 --> 00:59:47,500 I have to go to Wilshire, near Labrea. 912 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,000 - You wanna go to Wilshire-Labrea? 913 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,200 That's 35 cent, boy. 914 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,030 Sit down. 915 01:02:27,930 --> 01:02:29,430 - Are you here, kid? 916 01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:31,700 Christopher! 917 01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:02,530 All right. 918 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,500 That's two, little creep. 919 01:03:10,230 --> 01:03:11,060 No! Stop. 920 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,560 All right, inside the house. 921 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,600 I've had it with you and I'm gonna tie you up in your bed. 922 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,760 - I'll escape. 923 01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:23,960 - Look, just stop. 924 01:03:25,330 --> 01:03:26,160 Please? 925 01:03:27,530 --> 01:03:28,360 I'm tired. 926 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,930 Why don't you take a break? 927 01:03:32,930 --> 01:03:34,160 Leave me alone. 928 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,930 Why don't you dress up like the other kids 929 01:03:37,930 --> 01:03:40,530 and go around the neighborhood? 930 01:03:41,930 --> 01:03:44,900 You might get yourself some poison candy. 931 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,630 - I heard what you said! 932 01:03:46,630 --> 01:03:48,730 That wasn't very nice! 933 01:03:48,730 --> 01:03:50,060 - You're right. 934 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,430 I don't know why I'd have such a thought. 935 01:03:51,430 --> 01:03:53,800 - I'm a cannibal and I bring you human flesh 936 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,560 to eat at night. 937 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,800 - You're probably a midget. 938 01:04:01,930 --> 01:04:05,060 - I wonder if I should put her in a zigzag box. 939 01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:06,630 Or saw her in half. 940 01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:49,900 - Linda? 941 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:52,400 Linda? 942 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,060 Linda! 943 01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:08,730 Linda! 944 01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:19,560 Linda, it's Andrea. 945 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,300 Where are you? 946 01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:25,900 I've got your tape. 947 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:25,960 Magic tricks. 948 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:47,600 Linda? 949 01:08:49,060 --> 01:08:51,860 Are you playing some kind of joke on me for Halloween? 950 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:53,060 Well it isn't very funny. 951 01:08:53,060 --> 01:08:54,500 Now say something. 952 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,060 Yoo-hoo. 953 01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:47,860 Linda, I hear you. 954 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,200 Ah! 955 01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:44,530 - You're not Joan. 956 01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:49,500 Stupid! 957 01:10:58,300 --> 01:10:59,830 - Nice try, Linda. 958 01:10:59,830 --> 01:11:02,500 Now you're gettin' the hang of it. 959 01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:03,630 - Hmm-hmm. 960 01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:46,700 - Can I have my cat back, please? 961 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:48,560 - Go to your room! 962 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:49,400 - Hey! 963 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:55,060 How about you pouring me a glass of that wine? 964 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,260 - Screw off! 965 01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:08,230 - Linda? 966 01:12:08,230 --> 01:12:09,330 - Oh, Brett. 967 01:12:09,330 --> 01:12:10,400 I'm sorry. 968 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,430 - What are you so mad about? 969 01:12:12,430 --> 01:12:14,060 - Obscene phone calls. 970 01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:15,730 Rats, cats. 971 01:12:15,730 --> 01:12:17,430 You name it. 972 01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:19,660 - Well, I wish I was there with you. 973 01:12:19,660 --> 01:12:20,660 - Oh, it's all right. 974 01:12:20,660 --> 01:12:22,100 I found the wine. 975 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:25,960 - You're getting obscene phone calls? 976 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:27,530 - Mmm-hmm, a few. 977 01:12:27,530 --> 01:12:29,200 Some weirdo keeps calling and tells me 978 01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,060 he's coming over here. 979 01:12:32,230 --> 01:12:35,430 - Maybe, ah, maybe you should call the police. 980 01:12:35,430 --> 01:12:36,660 - Oh, right. 981 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:38,060 You know, I never thought of that. 982 01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:39,760 How's the play going? 983 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,260 - Oh. 984 01:12:41,260 --> 01:12:43,200 Desdemona's wig slipped a little bit, 985 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,130 but other than that it's going great. 986 01:12:45,130 --> 01:12:47,160 It's a great audience. 987 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,430 - Well, they all got in free, didn't they? 988 01:12:49,430 --> 01:12:51,130 - Yeah, yeah, they got in free, 989 01:12:51,130 --> 01:12:52,200 but they're good, you know? 990 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,630 I mean, they're good. 991 01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,630 Oh, I gotta go, I gotta go! 992 01:12:56,630 --> 01:12:57,760 I'll talk to you, bye! 993 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,700 I gotta go! 994 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,830 - Forget her! 995 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,330 - Hello, police? 996 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:25,560 I'd like to report a strange man who's been calling. 997 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,160 What? 998 01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,600 Well, he's threatening to come over 999 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,600 to the house where I am. 1000 01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:39,630 Well, there's nothing we can do 1001 01:13:39,630 --> 01:13:41,060 until he actually shows up. 1002 01:13:41,060 --> 01:13:42,830 We can't station a man out at your house. 1003 01:13:42,830 --> 01:13:45,430 We get a hundred of these calls every night. 1004 01:13:45,430 --> 01:13:47,900 Just keep your door locked, lady. 1005 01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:50,630 - Oh, yes, I understand. 1006 01:13:50,630 --> 01:13:51,460 Thank you. 1007 01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:56,760 The little practical joker. 1008 01:15:14,930 --> 01:15:17,760 - Trick or treat! - Trick or treat! 1009 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,130 Here you go. 1010 01:15:19,130 --> 01:15:20,460 Happy Halloween. 1011 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:22,630 - Thank you. 1012 01:15:22,630 --> 01:15:24,060 Where's Christopher? 1013 01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:25,360 - Oh, he's upstairs playing. 1014 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,300 - I have some paper. 1015 01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:27,630 - Probably making a bomb. 1016 01:15:27,630 --> 01:15:28,660 What? 1017 01:15:28,660 --> 01:15:30,160 - There's some paper to me. 1018 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,130 - Oh, here, I'll give you some more. 1019 01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:32,960 There you go. 1020 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:33,800 How's that? 1021 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:34,630 - Let's go. 1022 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,900 - Thank you, bye! 1023 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:02,300 Oh, well, what's the matter, darling? 1024 01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:03,800 Got a sore throat? 1025 01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:08,060 Well, get a good night's sleep. 1026 01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:41,660 - I'm home, Joan. 1027 01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:43,060 - Christopher, I told you not to-- 1028 01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:44,630 - Don't look at me! 1029 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,660 I've changed. 1030 01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:53,360 I can see you haven't changed. 1031 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:58,360 I'll bet you're surprised to see me back here 1032 01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:59,260 in my home. 1033 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:07,060 You've moved all my things around. 1034 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,560 It doesn't matter. 1035 01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:14,860 I have a little thank-you for you. 1036 01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:18,900 For all the misery that you put into my life. 1037 01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:21,100 Clever of you, Joan. 1038 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:25,160 Very, very clever the way you put me out of the picture 1039 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:27,830 as soon as you were tired of me. 1040 01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:30,160 Except, except 1041 01:18:32,330 --> 01:18:34,330 I have a little punishment 1042 01:18:34,330 --> 01:18:37,760 for you for what you've done to me. 1043 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:38,900 - Why don't you-- 1044 01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:39,730 - Shut up! 1045 01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:43,200 Shut up. 1046 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,960 I'll do the talking, okay? 1047 01:18:49,630 --> 01:18:50,460 Huh? 1048 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:53,060 Yeah. 1049 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:58,900 It's time for you to suffer. 1050 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:01,060 I loved you, Joan. 1051 01:19:01,060 --> 01:19:04,430 And look what you did to my life. 1052 01:19:04,430 --> 01:19:06,630 You destroyed it. 1053 01:19:06,630 --> 01:19:07,460 - I-- 1054 01:19:07,460 --> 01:19:08,900 - Now I hate you. 1055 01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:12,960 Do you hate me? 1056 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,060 Oh, come on, yes, you do. 1057 01:19:16,230 --> 01:19:17,430 'Cause you do, you hate me don't you? 1058 01:19:17,430 --> 01:19:18,700 - Stop! 1059 01:21:10,930 --> 01:21:11,760 - Oh! Oh! 1060 01:21:35,330 --> 01:21:36,130 Oh. 1061 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:44,730 Oh. 1062 01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:46,700 Oh. 1063 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,230 Why? 1064 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,330 - Ah! 1065 01:23:28,230 --> 01:23:29,300 - Where are you going? 1066 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:31,260 On a little trip, huh? 1067 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,630 You can't go anywhere, huh? 1068 01:23:52,330 --> 01:23:54,730 Are you going on a little expedition? 1069 01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,200 Won't start, huh? 1070 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:00,930 It won't! 1071 01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:07,830 Going on a little trip, are ya? 1072 01:24:36,260 --> 01:24:37,600 - Hello, police? 1073 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,260 - I must've dozed off. 1074 01:24:56,260 --> 01:24:58,800 Is it still Halloween? 1075 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,430 - Somebody's in the house. 1076 01:25:00,430 --> 01:25:01,260 - A ghost? 1077 01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:02,500 A killer! 1078 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,660 - You mean the guy with the big knife. 1079 01:25:04,660 --> 01:25:06,600 - Maybe one more trick. 1080 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:21,130 How does this thing work? 1081 01:25:21,130 --> 01:25:23,600 - Usually magicians never tell a secret. 1082 01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:24,530 - Oh, ssh! 1083 01:25:24,530 --> 01:25:26,960 Come on, help me move it out. 1084 01:25:40,730 --> 01:25:43,060 - Uh, unclip those clips 1085 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:45,400 and take off that red thing. 1086 01:25:46,830 --> 01:25:48,630 - Can this thing really cut? 1087 01:25:48,630 --> 01:25:51,800 Ah! 1088 01:25:57,900 --> 01:25:58,730 Uh, okay. 1089 01:26:02,630 --> 01:26:05,060 Oh, I wish this gun was real. 1090 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,830 Raise the blade. 1091 01:26:09,860 --> 01:26:11,630 That's good. 1092 01:26:11,630 --> 01:26:13,060 That's real good. 1093 01:26:14,100 --> 01:26:14,930 Okay. 1094 01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:33,930 He's coming. 1095 01:26:33,930 --> 01:26:35,400 Can you hear him? 1096 01:27:11,130 --> 01:27:13,260 I don't hear him anymore. 1097 01:27:13,260 --> 01:27:15,060 Do you hear him? 1098 01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:16,660 I don't hear him anymore. 1099 01:27:16,660 --> 01:27:18,500 Where is he? 1100 01:27:20,060 --> 01:27:21,360 Oh! No! 1101 01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:22,300 Now! 1102 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,260 - I'm sorry for what I did to you, Linda. 1103 01:27:47,260 --> 01:27:50,230 I promise I won't do it anymore. 1104 01:27:50,230 --> 01:27:51,460 No more tricks. 1105 01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,060 - It's all right. 1106 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:01,400 Come with me. 1107 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:03,560 I have to call the police. 1108 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:53,530 Hello, police? 1109 01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:58,230 I'd like to report a death. 1110 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,600 Trick or treat! 1111 01:29:14,430 --> 01:29:19,430 * If you need someone to love 1112 01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:23,430 * To get you through another day * 1113 01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:27,460 * I'm the one you're thinking of * 1114 01:29:27,460 --> 01:29:30,630 * I will make him pay 1115 01:29:30,630 --> 01:29:34,360 * For the things that he's done * 1116 01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:38,500 * And you can tell him I'm gonna give you * 1117 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:43,500 * Help is on the way 1118 01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:45,700 * I will love you 1119 01:29:45,700 --> 01:29:50,700 * Help is on the way 1120 01:29:51,460 --> 01:29:53,030 * I'll never hurt you 1121 01:29:53,030 --> 01:29:58,030 * Help is on the way 1122 01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:03,630 * Help is on the way 1123 01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,830 * Mustn't cry 1124 01:30:05,830 --> 01:30:09,000 * I will dry your tears 1125 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:12,630 * We will cut him down to size 1126 01:30:12,630 --> 01:30:16,200 * If it takes a hundred years 1127 01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:19,760 * He can't do things he do 1128 01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:24,200 * And you can tell him I'm going to hit him * 1129 01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:29,200 * Help is on the way 1130 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,360 * I will love you 1131 01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:36,360 * Help is on the way 1132 01:30:37,130 --> 01:30:38,730 * I won't desert you 1133 01:30:38,730 --> 01:30:43,200 * Help is on the way 1134 01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,700 * Uh, oh, oh 1135 01:30:44,700 --> 01:30:49,700 * Help is on the way 1136 01:30:51,930 --> 01:30:54,930 * All my lovin', all my kissin' * 1137 01:30:54,930 --> 01:30:57,700 * Give all my lovin' to you 1138 01:30:57,700 --> 01:30:59,730 * Help is on the way 1139 01:30:59,730 --> 01:31:01,100 * Yes it is now 1140 01:31:01,100 --> 01:31:03,600 * Help is on the way 1141 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:04,960 * Ow, ow 1142 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:08,130 * Help is on the way 71129

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