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I can't believe
we're locked out.
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Mom won't be home
until 6:00.
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Hang on. I know
how to get in.
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Here it is.
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I'll do it.
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Thanks.
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That credit card thing
takes hours.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Why do you have to take
your pillow to your sister's?
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Well, Hal, I don't know how long
I'm going to be there.
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I want to be comfortable.
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Well, what am I supposed
to sniff while you're gone?
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Mom's baby doctor
is making her move
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to her sister's house
for a while.
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Dad's starting
to get used to it.
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At least now he goes out
to the garage to cry.
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Aha! No coaster.
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Look at that ring.
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That is why I have to move
out of this house.
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Mom.
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Every time you boys
thoughtlessly
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mar the furniture
by refusing to use coasters,
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what are you doing?
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ALL:
Killing the baby.
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Killing the baby.
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Every time
you run through the house,
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every time
you destroy furniture,
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every time
you fight with each other,
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you are killing the baby.
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Lois, the doctor
just said
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you should avoid stress.
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Which is just medical jargon
for the simple fact
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that every time
you boys misbehave,
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you might as well
be taking a knife
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and putting it in that baby's
tiny little heart.
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Will you stop
saying that?
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I just hope
you boys have the character
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to channel the horrible guilt
you should be feeling
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into better behavior
while I'm gone.
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We're sorry.
Okay.
Yes, Mom.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't think
I can keep this up.
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It's just a few more days
until she leaves.
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We can laugh all we want
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when she's backing out
of the driveway.
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We're not really
hurting the baby, are we?
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Please. A week
before you were born,
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we tied our playpen
to the back of her car
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and followed
her to work.
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She's just trying to save face.
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She doesn't
want to admit
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that we actually drove her
from the house.
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And now we're
in charge.
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Helga, this cheese is
magnificent.
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Would you like to try
just a little bite?
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No?
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How could you not like cheese?
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It is made from something
that comes from you.
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Hey, Otto.
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Ooh. Francis.
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Have you seen
Helga's squeaky toy?
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It's the one that looks
like a little fire hydrant.
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No, but I did get in
the new branding iron.
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Shh.
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Do you want to scare the
poor thing out of her wits?
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Otto, I know how much
you love Helga,
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but we have to do this.
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All the cows have
to get branded and de-wormed.
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I promise
I will be very careful.
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But don't tell her about it.
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You know, she is not as brave
as she looks.
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I told her one ghost story
around the campfire,
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and she had to sleep between
me and Gretchen for a week.
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♪ And I don't give a damn
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♪ About a greenback-a dollar
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♪ Greenback dollar ♪
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♪ Spend it fast as I can
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♪ As fast as I can ♪
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♪ For a wailin' song
and a good guitar ♪
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♪ The only things
that I understand ♪
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♪ Poor boy
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♪ The only things
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♪ That I understand.
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Yes!
All right!
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That little elbow move
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you added-- where did you
come up with that?
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You got me.
I was in the zone.
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HAL:
All right, all right.
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Can we get back to work?
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What? That was perfect.
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Yeah.
Yeah. Come on.
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Really? Was it so perfect
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that you are ready
to go up on stage with it
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at the Elks Club
Founders Dinner?
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What did you say?
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I've been waiting to tell you.
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I got us the gig!
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Impossible!
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They haven't taken
a new act in years.
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It's easier to get
on the waiting list
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for a new heart.
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I know, but this morning
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at the gas station,
I saw Eddie Eigen.
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He come up to me to say hi,
and he slipped on an oil stain.
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He can't perform.
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You're kidding.
No, I tell you,
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it's like God
backed up that minivan
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over his ventriloquist hand.
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So, Eddie uses
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my cell phone to cancel
with the club.
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Two minutes later, I push redial
and got us the gig.
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You are the man.
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NICKI:
I cannot believe
you don't trust me, Daddy.
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I am not seeing Malcolm!
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I don't even like him.
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I haven't talked to him
in over a month.
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Nicki's such a good liar.
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That's good
in a girlfriend, right?
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He is such a jerk.
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I can't believe he's making us
hang out in closets.
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Once my mom's gone,
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we can hang out at
my house after school.
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Thank God.
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I can't get away
with anything here.
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You were with that girl,
weren't you?
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No! I was at the library
studying.
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HAL:
You were supposed
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to pick your brother up
at school.
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There were rocks.
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There was a beehive.
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But where were you?
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You are not allowed
to see that girl.
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Her name is Nicki,
and I'm not seeing her.
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Every time you lie to me,
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it is like you are digging
a tiny little grave.
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I am not lying to you!
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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You know, Mom,
you're looking lovely today.
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People don't appreciate
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how lovely you can be
in the right light.
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I'm always telling kids
at school
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that I have
the loveliest mother.
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I'll put on the coffee.
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It's Henson.
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Make decaf.
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HAL:
"A Day in Prison?"
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We have no choice.
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I am not leaving you here
with Reese like this.
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It just sounds so scary.
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That's the point.
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You take them to prison,
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a bunch of criminals scream
at them,
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and they come home good.
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Hey, they include a snack.
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There you go, Helga.
Almost done.
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How's it going?
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Just finishing
the de-worming.
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God, these fumes are horrible.
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All right,
let's get this over with.
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Wait a minute.
You didn't brand them first?
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No. Why?
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That'd be the main reason.
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Wow!
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The Founders Dinner.
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Three hours from now,
we'll be singing on that stage.
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In the dessert slot!
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You can't beat that.
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No, you can't.
Big time.
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Dewey, I have
to focus,
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so I want you to sit
and watch quietly
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right over here.
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Why do I have to be here?
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Why couldn't I go snowboarding
with Reese?
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Reese isn't
snowboarding.
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That was just a lie
Mommy and Daddy told.
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Reese is in jail.
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For how long?
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A few hours.
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Oh.
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MAN:
Since there was no
contraband found on
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or inside your bodies,
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I think
you're ready
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to meet some of
the inmates now.
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This is Samuel.
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I would tell you
what he's in here for,
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but it's against the law
for me to say it to minors.
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Be with you in a minute.
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The ankles were a bit
unnecessarily tight.
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All right, so we need
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to get a few of
the ground rules
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straight.
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I own you!
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You are my
property!
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And you should know,
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I don't take very good care
of my things.
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Stand up.
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:
I said stand up!
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Turn around!
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All the way.
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Faster!
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See that?
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Like a little top.
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Sit down!
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See how that works?
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'Cause in prison,
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you got to make your own fun.
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And when they toss in punk kids
like you and you, whoo--
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it's like Christmas for me!
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If you displease me,
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I will not hesitate to grab you
by your pretty little neck,
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just squeeze
till your eyes
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bulge out of your head,
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and then pop them
with a fork.
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You think that's funny?
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I thought you were trying
to be funny.
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So, I got me a
volunteer, huh?
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Well, let me tell
you, cupcakes,
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what your first day
up in here gonna be like!
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And don't expect no
flowers afterwards.
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Malcolm, we have to go!
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I'm sorry, Nicki.
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I've got to help my mom
drop off the first load
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of her stuff
at my aunt's house.
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There and back is like
three hours,
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but when I get home,
I'll sneak over.
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Malcolm!
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What were you doing in there?
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Finishing up my homework.
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♪ Charlie's wife goes down
to the Scollay Square station ♪
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♪ Every day
at quarter past two ♪
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♪ And through the open window
she hands Charlie a sandwich ♪
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:
♪ As the train
comes rumblin' through ♪
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Whoo! Whoo!
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♪ But did he ever return?
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♪ No, he'll never return
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♪ And his fate
is still unlearned ♪
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♪ He may ride forever
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♪ He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston ♪
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♪ He's the man
who never returned ♪
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♪ Play that banjo, Steve-o
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♪ Yeehaw!
♪ Yip, yip, yeehaw!
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♪ A-ha
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♪ Or else he'll never return
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♪ No, he'll never return
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♪ And his fate
is still unlearned ♪
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♪ Just like Paul Revere
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♪ He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston ♪
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♪ He's the man
who never returned ♪
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♪ He's the man who
never returned. ♪
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So, what'd you think, Dewey?
262
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,117
It's cool.
It's fun the way you guys move.
Yeah.
263
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,585
How come you're always
in the back?
264
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,921
I'm not always
in the...
265
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,125
Well, even if I am, it-it's
not about where anyone is.
266
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,061
It's about what's
best for the group.
267
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:54,995
Okay.
Yeah.
268
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,496
Why is it best for the group
269
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,931
to put you in the back?
270
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,905
So, a three-hour drive.
271
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:05,939
Should be nice.
272
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:06,907
Uh-huh.
273
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,308
We don't get
to be alone
274
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,743
that often anymore,
just the two of us,
275
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,178
and I've been wanting
to talk to you.
276
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,681
What are we going to talk about
for three hours?
277
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,949
Sex.
278
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,695
Mom, don't do this!
Malcolm, in
a few days,
279
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,462
I'm going to be gone
for a very long time,
280
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:30,864
and I need to know
that you're okay.
281
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,266
We are going
to have this talk.
282
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,268
I know about you and Nicki.
283
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,771
I'm not seeing Nicki!
I'm not having sex!
284
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,373
I know about protection!
I know all that stuff!
285
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,675
Malcolm, there's a lot more
286
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,010
to being a sexually
responsible person
287
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,945
than what they teach
you in health class.
288
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,280
It's very different when you're
experiencing it yourself.
289
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,315
Mom, stop.
290
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,050
I'll do anything you ask.
291
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,519
Just don't have
this conversation.
292
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,154
Oh, honey, it's going to happen.
293
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,889
:
No.
294
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,124
You think I like it?
295
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,726
You think I like
the embarrassment
296
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,027
we're going to be feeling
for the next few hours?
297
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,528
But, Malcolm,
I have no choice.
298
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,363
I cannot be there when
you are having sex.
299
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,699
God!
So I'm going to
try to give you
300
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,534
the benefit of
my experience.
301
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,704
I'm going to bury you with every
piece of information I have.
302
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,306
I don't know what will be
helpful and what won't,
303
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,008
so I'm just going to
tell you everything.
304
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,744
Oh, my God!
305
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,746
The sooner we start,
the sooner it'll be over with.
306
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:22,850
Now, this is
a diaphragm.
307
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,684
Look, Otto keeps asking me
where Helga is,
308
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,019
and I'm running
out of excuses.
309
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,520
You got to tell
him what happened.
310
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,722
I know.
I'm working on it.
311
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:29,757
It's just a cow.
312
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,391
A cow that's in his will.
313
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,927
Francis, I've got to thank you
for what you did to Helga.
314
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,362
My budget is
really tight,
315
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,364
and getting a couple
of extra sides of beef
316
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,932
really helped me out.
317
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,601
: And how did you
achieve that smoky flavor?
318
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,370
That's great stuff, Arnold.
319
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,838
Ray's dad
has a week to live.
320
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,840
Maybe you can do
ten minutes on that.
321
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,942
Otto, I have
to tell you something.
322
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:52,145
Francis, have
you seen Helga?
323
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,615
No, I haven't.
324
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,151
It is not like her
to wander off alone.
325
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,554
I'm starting
to get scared.
326
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,689
Mmm!
327
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,891
This is delicious.
328
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,726
Do you think
329
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,396
she ran away because
she was angry with me?
330
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,231
I don't think so.
331
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,601
Well, I should have been
there when you branded her.
332
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,105
I could have held
her little hoof.
333
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,810
So tender, so moist.
334
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,077
You must try some.
335
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,479
Mm-hmm.
336
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:32,652
Look at me, enjoying myself
while my Helga is out there,
337
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,054
alone and scared.
338
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,222
That is it.
339
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,790
I will go, and I
will look for her,
340
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,058
and I will find her,
341
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,260
if I have to spend
all night searching!
342
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,095
Otto, if I don't say this
right now,
343
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,396
I am never going to say it.
344
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,998
Yes, go ahead.
345
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,001
Pass the béarnaise
sauce, please.
346
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,438
FRANCIS :
Helga!
347
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,606
Helga, meine Liebchen!
348
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,242
Helga!
349
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,944
All that crap you "tough"
guys have been pulling,
350
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,112
well, this is where
it's got you!
351
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,613
This is...
352
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,450
Are you paying attention?!
353
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,653
No. I just realized.
354
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,455
You're in prison.
355
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,290
You're locked up in here
for life.
356
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,792
What do I need to be afraid
of yo for?
357
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,763
Because the way you've
been screwing up,
358
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,099
you're likely to
end up in here,
359
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,501
and when that
happens, whoo-wee!
360
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,603
You know, Sammy,
you might want to have someone
361
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,038
smuggle some mouthwash
in a cake.
362
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,277
Let me tell you what
happened to the last guy
363
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,711
who made fun of me.
364
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,948
They found just enough
of him to convict me!
365
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,950
Ooh! I am so scared
of prison boy.
366
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,451
What are you going to do,
367
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,854
stretch out your arms
70 miles through the bars
368
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:41,955
to my house?
369
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,627
And if the sperm
doesn't take,
370
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,962
the uterine wall
sloughs off cells,
371
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,463
and that's what
creates a period.
372
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,831
Women can be very
emotional at that time,
373
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,300
but God help you
if you point it out
374
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,902
because then you're
creating two problems...
375
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,670
♪ Me-may-ma-mo-
me-may-ma-mo-moo ♪
376
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,340
♪ Me-may-ma-mo-me-
may-ma-mo-moo... ♪
377
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,309
I hope I don't get
too nervous tonight.
378
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,144
Kitty bought a new
antiperspirant
379
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,413
I don't have much
confidence in.
380
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,249
No one will even notice
ifsweat.
381
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,884
Since I'm
in the back the whole time.
382
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,386
I'm in the back
for every song, you know.
383
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,822
And frankly,
I don't think that's fair.
384
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,225
We all agreed on the
choreography, Hal.
385
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,526
Where is this
coming from?
386
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,194
From the back, that's where!
387
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,730
You have such a good voice.
388
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,265
Why don't you ever sing lead?
389
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,867
I don't know.
390
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,570
I was told I sound
a little throaty
391
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,239
in my upper register.
392
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,873
Are you the leader?
393
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,275
Well, there's no leader.
394
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,510
We make all our decisions
as a group.
395
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,879
I don't remember any "group"
vote on these sweaters.
396
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,714
Hey, we all agreed
on these sweaters!
397
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,550
You like these sweaters,
don't you?
398
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,584
Yes, I do.
399
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,953
What's he going to say?
400
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,387
"My brother-in-law,
who's the only reason
401
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,788
"I'm in the group
in the first place,
402
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,889
picked out ugly sweaters"?!
403
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,124
Excuse me?!
Dewey,
404
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,259
what do you think
of these sweaters?
405
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,560
I like them. They're funny.
406
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,928
Oh, see?!
407
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,063
We're going to look
ridiculous tonight!
408
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,397
HAL:
Well, it doesn't matter
409
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,631
how I look.
410
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,934
No one's going to
be able to see me!
411
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,469
Oh, for heaven's sake!
412
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,404
Maybe if you guys worried
more about your voices
413
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,872
and less about
your sweaters...
414
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,474
Oh, now you're
criticizing my singing?!
415
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,376
Puh-lease. You
can't say your name
416
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,743
without changing keys.
417
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,379
I think Malik
sings beautifully!
418
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,981
Of course you do.
419
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,048
You're tone deaf!
420
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,316
Well, at least
when I dance,
421
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,051
it doesn't look like
I hooked my butt up
422
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:18,952
to a paint mixer!
423
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,320
Oh! Oh, that's it!
424
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,989
You can go up here
without me tonight!
425
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,290
I won't be here either!
426
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,257
Neither will I!
427
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,425
Me, neither!
428
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,759
I don't know why
it took so long
429
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,461
for the scales
to fall from my eyes!
430
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,098
And to reveal you
as you really are!
431
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,938
And believe me, it's
a lot more sensitive
432
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,773
than most men
understand.
433
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,809
A little bit
goes a long way.
434
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,077
Helga!
435
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,845
Oh, we will never find her!
436
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,347
And it's all my fault!
437
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,783
No, Otto, it's not.
It's my fault.
438
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,086
I have to
tell you this.
439
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,990
There was an accident,
a tragic branding accident.
440
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,993
I killed Helga,
and I fed her to you,
441
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,761
and I couldn't be more sorry.
442
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,130
What?
443
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,131
She's gone.
444
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,698
She's dead.
445
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,301
I don't think
she suffered.
446
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,836
I'm sorry.
I-I should have told you
447
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,205
right from the beginning,
but I couldn't.
448
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,374
Let me tell
you something.
449
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,509
You are the only boss
I've ever had in my life
450
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,511
that I actually liked,
and what's weird is,
451
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,381
you're the only one
I've ever lied to.
452
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,617
I just couldn't stand the
thought of hurting you.
453
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,687
Thank you for telling me
the truth.
454
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,789
If you want to
fire me, feel free.
455
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,824
Oh, no, no, no.
456
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,361
It was an accident.
457
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,863
I think we should try
to put it all behind us.
458
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,067
I don't deserve a boss like you.
459
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,001
Let us go home.
460
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,204
Oh, Francis,
461
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,507
there is an expression
that you used
462
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,909
that I am unfamiliar with.
463
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,546
What does it mean when you say
"fed her to you"?
464
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,224
:
Okay.
465
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,227
So, on the night
I lost my virginity,
466
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,195
I learned something
very important
467
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,930
about relationships
and trust.
468
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,700
Your body can be telling
you to do something...
469
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:14,867
I hope you all appreciate
470
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,204
what those men
were doing for you.
471
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,372
And you might be happy to hear
that in part
472
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,242
because of the fine work
Samuel's done with this program,
473
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,411
he's getting paroled next week.
474
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,888
Hey, I don't care
if you get out!
475
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,491
You'll never figure out
how to find me.
476
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,363
Jackass.
477
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,732
And people, they hop
from one person to another
478
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,767
trying to get some
sense of validation.
479
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,968
They do this all
through college,
480
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,370
all through
their twenties,
481
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,971
having all sorts
of casual encounters.
482
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,973
And sometimes they
even convince themselves
483
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,542
that the relationship
is serious
484
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,377
because the sex is
so great, but that...
485
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,112
Wait. Stop.
486
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,813
What did you mean
by validation?
487
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,382
Validating what?
488
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,584
Well, sometimes people
will attract other people
489
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,053
just to prove to themselves
that they're likable.
490
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,056
And if that's the reason that
you're having sex with someone,
491
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,624
you can cause
a lot of damage.
492
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,925
But if you want
to have sex with someone,
493
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:13,960
doesn't that mean
you really like them?
494
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,428
Oh, no, honey.
495
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,897
That's exactly the trap
people fall into.
496
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,332
You see, a lot of people...
497
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,844
That was cool.
498
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,147
How comes he doesn't dance
as fast as you?
499
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,519
I'm sorry.
500
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,688
I'm sorry I said
anything before.
501
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,922
Mm-hmm!
502
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,090
This is our shot!
503
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,692
We can't blow it like this.
504
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,427
The whole point of
the Gentlemen Callers
505
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,029
was to have fun and help
Malik tone down his drinking.
506
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,431
We're friends!
507
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,132
I don't even know
why we're fighting.
508
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,438
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to introduce an act
509
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,373
we haven't seen before
at the Founders Dinner.
510
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,443
Simmer down.
511
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,044
Now let's give a warm welcome
512
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,046
to the Gentlemen Callers!
513
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,356
Well, I for one, am
a Gentleman Caller.
514
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:21,894
Uh, well, th-thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
515
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:26,165
The six of us couldn't be
more honored to be here,
516
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,635
and we're going to sing
a little song about brotherhood.
517
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,270
And forgiveness.
518
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,740
And friendship.
519
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,862
Whoo-hoo!
520
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,072
♪ Play that banjo, Steve-o
521
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,042
♪ Yeehaw!
522
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,614
♪ Now all night long Charlie
rides through the station ♪
523
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,717
♪ Crying,
"What will become of me? ♪
524
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,186
♪ How can I afford to see
525
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,788
♪ My sister in Chelsea?
526
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,624
:
♪ Or my cousin in Roxbury
527
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,858
♪ But did he ever return?
528
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,094
♪ No, he never returned
529
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,297
♪ And his fate
is still unlearned ♪
530
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,198
♪ Fame and scandal ♪
531
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,934
♪ He will ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston ♪
532
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:38,104
♪ He's the man
who never returned ♪
533
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,240
♪ He's the man who
never returned. ♪
534
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,249
:
They loved us!
535
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,884
We got more applause
that the Whistling Whittlers!
536
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,219
Yeah.
537
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,254
Now everyone over to my house
for pizza!
538
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,125
How come you always go
to his house?
539
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,929
Sometimes after a fight,
540
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,164
you feel closer than you feel
when you're getting along.
541
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,966
Can I ask you something else?
542
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,568
Sure.
543
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,970
Well, sometimes when I'm with
Nicki, I have this feeling
544
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,739
that she wants to be doing
something else,
545
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,940
but I don't know what it is.
546
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,342
Then I try to guess.
547
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,243
Oh, that's never good.
Yeah, suddenly it's like
548
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,978
I did something wrong,
but I was just trying to help.
549
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,447
I mean, what am I supposed
to do? Just sit there...
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