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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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REESE: Come on, let's go!
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What are we
waiting for?!
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Dad's taking us to Francis'
dude ranch for the weekend.
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Just the guys.
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I'm really going to miss
my girlfriend Nicki.
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But then again,
it's two days without Mom.
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I've been in the car since 6:00.
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Come on, Dad!
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You'll see her Sunday!
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I, uh... had to get my coffee.
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Okay, gentlemen...
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ready to roll?Yeah, let's do it.
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Let's roll already!Yeah, come on, Dad.
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Seat belt-- check.
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Map-- check.
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Sunglasses-- check.
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Lumbar pillow...
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check.
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Mirrors-- check.
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Does that sound like
a loose valve casing to you?
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BOYS: Dad!All right.
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You boys will soon learn
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there's nothing wrong
with being careful.
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Wow!
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Welcome to the Grotto.
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I'll be with you in one minute.
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No rush.
We're just looking for Francis.
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Francis?
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You are Francis' family?
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Yes, we were just...
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Welcome, family of Francis.
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I am Otto, and this is Gretchen.
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We have dreamed for
months of meeting you
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and now finally
you are here.
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And look at beautiful
liebling!
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Your son is a genius.
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He has completely turned
this place around.
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Well, not physically,
of course.
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We still face the
arroyo as before,
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but we could never
have survived
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without his hard work,Mm-mm.
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his intelligenceMm-hmm.
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his leadership...
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Really?
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Now, you just have
the one Francis?
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As long as you are here,
everything is on the house.
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Now, would you like
to review the staff?
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Oh, I...
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Please? It would mean
so much to them.
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Good.Mmm.
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Well...
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Aren't they
wonderful?
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They are Hopi Indian
kachina dolls.
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Now, according
to legend,
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he tracks down
misbehaving children
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undchews up
their bones
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so no one will ever
find them again.
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Mythology is so much
fun, don't you think?
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Oh, no, no. No.
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They are far
too valuable.
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You mustn't
touch them.
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Can I trust you?
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I don't see why not.
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Uh... very nice.
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I like your boots.Give him your boots.
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No, no! No, no, I couldn't.
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You all look wonderful.
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Thank you.
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Do you hear that?
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He likes us.
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Back to work.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm so sorry.
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I came as fast
as I could.
Hey.
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I-I'm not going
to get too close.
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I'm fighting
a terrible cold.
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I'll probably be
in bed all weekend.
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Mom didn't come.
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Well, we'll just have
to enjoy ourselves without her.
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Come on.
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So, where's Francis?
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Is he really
the foreman?
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We haven't seen him
in months.
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You'll have to forgive
the boys.
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They've always
looked up to Francis
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like he's some kind of hero.
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How's it going, guys?
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My God, Francis!
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How the heck did you learn
to ride a horse like that?
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Well, you got to pick it up
quick around here.
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We break horses, brand cattle...
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It's about as close
to the Old West as
you'll ever find.
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Where do I find
the jazzercise class?
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Other side of
the smoothie bar.
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Oh, that chicken
was fantastic.
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And where'd you learn
to cook chili like that?
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I spend time
in the kitchen, too.
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The secret to good chili
is how long you soak the beans.
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So, to recap
our little contest--
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Dewey wins for most tuneful.
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Francis for the loudest.
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I was the sneakiest.
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Malcolm, the most obnoxious.Ech.
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At least
I wasn't disqualified.
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I gambled and lost.
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It happens.
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This is fun.
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Why don't we do this
every weekend?
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Boy, wouldn't that be nice?
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Francis, I booked a
trip for all of us
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to watch the sunrise
tomorrow morning
at Devil's Rock.
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I don't want
to get up at sunrise
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to go look
at some stupid rock.
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It may be a stupid rock
for most of the year,
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but for the rest of this week
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the angle of the sun at dawn
makes it look
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like there's fire coming out
of the devil's eyes.
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Actually,
I can't do it tomorrow, Dad.
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What do you mean you can't?
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You were the one who called me
and told me about it.
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I know, but I have to lead
a ride at 7:00
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and it takes me two hours
to get the horses ready.
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Can we go
on that ride?
Yeah, can we?
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Sure.Yeah!
All right.
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Hey, what
are you doing?
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I brought some stuff
I wanted to burn.
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You're on cowboy time now.
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You got to get to bed early
and rest up
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if you want to come riding
in the morning.
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Bed? But I'm not tired.Sorry about
the Devil's Rock thing.
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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I'll go by myself.
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It'll be great.
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Here it comes.
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Wow.
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That's amazing, Dad.
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I'm so happy we could
do this together, son.
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All right, we got
some loose gravel coming up
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so let's keep
your horses in line.
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How do you know if the one
you're on is still alive?
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No one rides fast until
you're familiar with the horses.
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So, let's keep both
hands on the reins
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and keep those helmets on tight.
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What's with Francis?
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I don't know.
We've been riding for an hour,
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I can still see the barn.
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Whoa, those look cool.
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When can we ride those?
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You're not going
anywhere near those.
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What? Why not?
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Because I know you guys
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and I don't want
to take a day off work
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just to peel your carcasses
out of a barbwire fence.
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Why don't you guys
just and relax
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and enjoy the scenery?
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You seem to be the only
riders having a problem.
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MAN:
Is Joey
the big cowboy?
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Yes, he is.
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Yes, he is.
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Why won't you guys play
Ping-Pong with me?
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The table's free and I've
got the equipment form
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for Dad to sign.
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Because you're stupid.And we didn't come
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all the way
out here
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to be stuck playing with you.
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Wait just a minute.
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That is precisely
why we came out here--
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so that we can all have
a good time together.
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Now, your brother asked
you to play with him
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and that is exactly what
you are going to do.
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Our dad signed the permission
slip for the ATVs.
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Mmm.
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You don't look 16 to me.
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It's a glandular thing.
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He's very sensitive
about how short he is.
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Ooh. Perhaps
you are a late bloomer.
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I had my baby teeth
until I was 14.
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I'll get the keys.
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"All terrain."
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I wonder if that actually means
allterrain.
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They couldn't say it
if it wasn't true.
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Whee-hee!
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Okay, so trees
aren't terrain.
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Now we know.
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Ow!
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I specifically told you guys
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stay away
from those ATVs!
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What the hell
were you thinking?!
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They don't think, Francis.
They never have!
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The only thing their
heads are good for
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is to plug up
their necks.
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I blame the oldest one.
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The others follow him
like sheep.
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I thought I could
trust you guys
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on your own for
a few minutes.
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Well, obviously
I was wrong.
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You are still the same
stupid, reckless idiots
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you've always been.
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Francis, you don't have
to yell at them like that.
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I'll yell at
whoever I want!
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And even though I wish
I hadn't said that,
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it's too late now!
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From now on, you boys
stay away from the horses,
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the vehicles, the pool
and the other guests.
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That means you
are confined
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to your room until
further notice.
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You're sending us to our room?!That's right.
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I don't believe it.
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You've turned into Mom.
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Yeah? Well,
sometimes Mom's right.
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You take that back!
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Oh, my God.
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You broke my doll?
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How could you be
so thoughtless?
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You promised me
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you would leave
it alone,
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but it was
just... a lie.
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Oh...
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All right, boys,
go to your room now!
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There, there.
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We will give him new legs
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and then
he will be all good again
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just like cousin Heinrich.
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Well, you did the
right thing, Francis.
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I just don't know when
they're going to learn.
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Them? What about you?
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How could you sign
a release form
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and not read
what it's intended for?
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For God's sake, Dad,
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my job is hard enough as it is.
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"Sometimes Mom's right?
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Sometimes Mom's right?"
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Why didn't he just
throw acid in our faces?
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You know, I'd
actually prefer that.
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I can't believe
he yelled at us
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right in front
of that French guy.
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He can't get away with this.
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We're going to get him back.
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You're damn right we are.
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Are you with us, Dewey?
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Dewey?
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And I know
I shouldn't have taken it
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but it looked so cool.
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And then in the tree
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I forgot it was in my pocket,
and I fell... and it broke.
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Oh, I know, I
know, sweetheart.
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And you know what?
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I should never
have yelled at you.
262
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,816
I feel terrible about that.
263
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,034
You do?
264
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,862
Oh, of course I do.
265
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:49,736
So, we both feel bad
about what we did, huh?
266
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,956
You know what your
Tante Gretchen does
when she feels bad?
267
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,958
She works.
268
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,830
She works herself
to the point
269
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,962
where her body
screams in pain
270
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,877
and her soul
begs for mercy.
271
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,052
Why?
272
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,707
It's the best form of penance.
273
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:08,755
Oh, when my fingers are raw,
and my back is racked
274
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,148
with crippling pain,
I feel all better.
275
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,846
Well, that might work for you...
276
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,195
Let's do it.Oh!
277
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,631
This will be wunderbar.
278
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,198
The two old men
go for a ride.
279
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,201
See the beauty of the desert,
commune with nature...
280
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,290
I just hate to take up
too much of your time.
281
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,075
I already told the horses
that we're going.
282
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,598
Don't make me look bad.
283
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:29,950
Whoo!
284
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,299
Wh-what's the matter
with this horse?
285
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,649
Nothing.
Buttercup is very sweet.
286
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,348
Are you sure
287
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,090
you're not still angry
with the boys?
288
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:44,094
Buttercup is very good at
picking up unresolved feelings.
289
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,618
No. I told you,
I'm over it. I'm fine.
290
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:47,924
Buttercup is never wrong.
291
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:52,015
Once Gretchen made me
an omelet with mushrooms.
292
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,756
Oh, I hate mushrooms.
293
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,585
But I didn't say anything.
I had two helpings.
294
00:11:56,628 --> 00:12:00,023
Well, Buttercup forced me
to go back
295
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,633
and confront her.
296
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,767
We had the best sex
we had had in years.
297
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,987
Thank you, Buttercup.
298
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,989
Maybe I should
ride your horse.
299
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:09,903
Good idea.
300
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,643
Scout doesn't pick up
on anything...
301
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,428
unless you're secretly gay.
302
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,913
Thanks, very much.
303
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,697
Hey, fellas,
what can I do for you?
304
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,265
Um, we're looking
for some sparklers.
305
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,136
And do you have any of those
things called pinwheels?
306
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,485
Sure do.
307
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,357
Also got some
lady fingers.
308
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,881
Okay, let's start
with 18 genies,
309
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,014
two dozen gel-ignited
pomegranates
310
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,145
and a case
of devil dragons.
311
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,495
We're out of the 99s,
you want 44s at half price?
312
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,932
44s are worthless.
313
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,586
Make it six packs of red dogs
with time-delay fuses.
314
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:42,936
Powder or aluminum phosphate?
315
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:43,980
Who do you think
you're dealing with?
316
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,199
MALCOLM:
One last thing.
317
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,810
We're planning an event
for a friend.
318
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,943
You got anything that
will make it really special?
319
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,293
Depends on how much
you're willing to spend.
320
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,774
Why don't you let
my dad worry about that?
321
00:12:56,123 --> 00:13:00,214
Boys... I'd like
to introduce you...
322
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,914
...to the Komodo 3000.
323
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:09,223
Oh, yeah.
This will get him back.
324
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,400
How are we doing?
325
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,880
My fingers hurt
326
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,926
but that bad feeling
in my stomach is getting better.
327
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,493
This is good.
328
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,756
It means you are getting
in touch with your guilt, ja?
329
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,411
What's the matter?
330
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,543
I just remembered
when I was nine,
331
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:29,025
my uncle gave me a pfennig
to put in the wishing well
332
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:33,508
but I threw a pebble in the well
undI kept the pfennig.
333
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,858
I am pure evil.
334
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:40,558
I once put a garden slug
in Reese's sandwich...
335
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,908
and he ate it.
336
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,300
Undyou feel bad about this?
337
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,825
Then scrub.
338
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,916
Oh, look. Blood.
339
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,569
We are halfway there.
340
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,138
I can see why you
love it out here, Otto.
341
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,010
Yeah, yeah, this is where
I come to think,
342
00:13:57,053 --> 00:14:01,144
to unwind, or when I am in
the doghouse with Gretchen.
343
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,800
Ooh, I can be
a naughty boy.
344
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,933
I have a barstool in the garage
for the same thing.
345
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,238
Oh.
346
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,110
Well...
347
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,807
I suppose we should be
heading back.
348
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,940
Yeah, yeah, we
could do that or...
349
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:17,030
we could get to know each
other a little better.
350
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,335
Is that schnapps?
351
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,599
In my experience, many
interesting things
352
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:25,212
can be discovered with
just the proper dosage.
353
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,390
Watch this.
354
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,741
Oh, good shooting.
355
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,090
You shot that rock
clean into two.
356
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,048
Yeah!
357
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,832
To Hal.To Otto.
358
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,398
Salud.
359
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,008
Salud!
360
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:42,272
Oh, have you ever seen
so many stars in the sky.
361
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,708
Oh, look. Up there.
362
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,362
There's Orion.
Where?
363
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,711
Right there.
364
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:47,843
Those three stars
are his belt.
365
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,498
What? There?
366
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,283
No. There.
367
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,157
And there is his spear.
368
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,204
Oh, great.
369
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,554
Something scared off
the horses.
Oh...
370
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,817
Ooh.
Whoa.
371
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,124
Run!
372
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,001
Ooh! Something bit me.
373
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:20,049
Oh, God, Otto,
you're wounded.
374
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,965
Finally... I hit something.
375
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,103
Well, I just listened
376
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,669
at the boys' door
and not a peep.
377
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,323
I hated coming
down on them like that
378
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,108
but that's the only way
they'll listen.
379
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:35,978
Absolutely.
380
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,154
I mean, I think
I was hard but fair.
381
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,026
You couldn't have
been more fair.
382
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,202
Okay, and now you're smiling
which means
383
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,595
in about two seconds I'm
going to look like a jackass.
384
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,988
You can keep going
if you want.
385
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,208
Just tell me.The boys haven't been
386
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,036
in the room for three hours.What?
387
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,690
They want you to meet them
at the south gate.
388
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,127
This should explain everything.
389
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,999
I'm afraid it starts off
a little antagonistic.
390
00:15:57,043 --> 00:16:00,263
Is that last word
"lick" or "wipe"?
391
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,222
I think you're safe
either way.
392
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,269
How far do you think we've gone?
393
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,881
Well, judging by that
rock formation over there,
394
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,797
about 12 feet.
395
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:16,018
Oh, if only Francis
knew we were out here
396
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,585
he would save us.
397
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:18,890
Oh, sure.
398
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,153
Super Francis.
399
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,503
He'd make a jetpack
out of a cactus
400
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,157
and fly us all home.
401
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,594
Why are you so angry at Francis?
402
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,074
I am not angry at Francis.
403
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,727
Well, well you shouldn't be.
404
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,947
He is smart,
he is capable,
405
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,296
he is hardworking
406
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,822
and I personally never met
anyone more "relibable."
407
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,215
Yes, now.
408
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,609
When I had him for 18 years,
409
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:46,266
I punished him and threatened
him and cried over him
410
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,485
and begged him
and screamed at him
411
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:52,185
and his life was one
train wreck after another.
412
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:57,886
Two months with you and now
he's a model citizen.
413
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:01,455
And this is what
you are so upset about?
414
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,544
Yes, I think it's
pretty obvious.
415
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:08,201
All he needed was his father
to get out of his face
416
00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,203
so that he could meet someone
417
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,553
who knows how to turn
his life around.
418
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:17,862
Well, if I am such a genius,
how come that I am drunk
419
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:21,910
and lost in the desert
with a bullet in my ass?
420
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,567
Hal, listen to me.
421
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:29,657
Francis had all
of his great qualities
422
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,268
on the day that I met him.
423
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,530
What?
424
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,792
What do you think?
425
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,143
He just picked them up
off the road?
426
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,537
"Hello, I would like
a Big Gulp and a candy bar
427
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,148
and a new personality."
428
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,454
No, Hal. Listen to me.
429
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,977
Your acorn
430
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:51,505
did not fall very far
from your tree.
431
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,725
So I'm not such a failure
as a father?
432
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,684
Absolutely not.
433
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,382
Now, if your
crisis is over,
434
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:02,472
my buttocks could use
a vigorous rubbing.
435
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,822
They are starting to go numb.
436
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,129
GRETCHEN:
Oh, that's it, Dewey.
437
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,391
We can't miss a spot.
438
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,567
Right corner.
439
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,742
Got it.
440
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,004
Ja.
441
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,964
I think that is it.
442
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,185
Finally,
we are finished.
443
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:22,710
Wow, I feel wonderful.
444
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,755
Ja,it's beautiful,
isn't it?
445
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,062
This is the moment
you work for.
446
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,369
Your soul is set free.
447
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,545
Your burden
has been lifted.
448
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,069
I kind of feel
like I'm floating.
449
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,724
Well, that's probably
the ammonia
450
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:40,336
but we have done well.
451
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:44,297
A clean room leads
to a clean conscience, ja?
452
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,429
I think I'm happier
than I've ever been.
453
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:49,084
Mm, me, too, liebe.
454
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,306
Here, I want to give
you something.
455
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:57,048
Promise you will think
of me when you use it.
456
00:18:57,092 --> 00:19:00,051
Thank you, Tante Gretchen.
457
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,228
De nada.
458
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,968
I don't know
what you guys are trying
459
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,448
to pull here
but you should know
460
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,363
I am way ahead
of you.
461
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,237
What's that?
462
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,543
Looks like a fuse.
463
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,589
All right, what exactly
are you planning?
464
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,199
We're planning
to get you back.
465
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,549
We want our brother back
466
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,116
the way he used to be.
467
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,293
We know how much
you always liked fire...
468
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,512
explosions...
469
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,342
Nice try.
470
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,257
That was a long time ago.
471
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,215
Really?
472
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,613
So, where does this go?
473
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,093
Well, I suppose you could find
out by crawling over the fence
474
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,443
and following the fuse
475
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:47,142
or you could find out
the Francis way.
476
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,014
We're sure you'll make
the right decision.
477
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,365
Guys, I'm telling you,
things are different now.
478
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,497
I'm married,
I have responsibilities.
479
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,239
I'm just not a 16-year-old
maniac anymore who...
480
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,069
Huh, interesting.
481
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,518
Does anything
look familiar, Otto?
482
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:19,043
Just keep heading
towards those mountains.
483
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,176
Behind us
is certain death.
484
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:28,749
That's right, this way
is certain death.
485
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,318
I wonder what that is.
486
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,191
I'll tell you what that is.
487
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,759
That is Francis
showing us the way home.
488
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,891
I told you
he'd get us out of this.
489
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,893
Yes, of course.Come on, come on.
490
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,636
This may even top
Homecoming '98.
491
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,072
I don't know.
492
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,987
That float
smoldered for a week.
493
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:53,295
How do we know which
one's the Komodo 3000?
494
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,088
:
Let's hope that was it.
495
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:07,701
Did it say when our
vision would come back?
496
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:11,574
Box said two days.
497
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,360
Totally worth it.
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