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Hey, Mom, I grew an inch!
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♪ Life is unfair... ♪
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Stevie, come on.
That's ten in a row.
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I'm sick... of this.
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It's important!
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I worked my butt off
to make the JV team.
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I got to stay sharp.
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Could you at least
try to block it?
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Still too easy.
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Can I put you
on a ladder?
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Come back, please!
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I'll find us a ride!
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Those concert tickets
cost me $40 each.
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That's two times 40.
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Divide that in two,
and it's $40 a ticket!
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But it's not my fault
I can't drive us.
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You're the one who had
his license taken away!
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Because my public defender
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wouldn't even try
the insanity defense.
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Well, you better
think of something,
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because if we
can't get there,
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then we're not going!
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Don't ever date
anyone smarter than you.
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Okay, break's over.
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Let's get back to work.
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You take it out.
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I want to work
on my defense.
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And this time,
don't just sit there.
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Try to move
the ball around.
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My... bad.
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I'm sorry. I know
I'm being a little crazy,
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but for the first time
in my life,
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I'm actually good
at something
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that normal people
care about.
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Being on the team
is the best thing
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that's ever happened to me
and I don't want to screw it up.
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All I'm saying is
that if we want to win,
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which I think we do,
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it seems to me we should
be using an offense
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that has a remote chance
of actually working.
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I can't be the only one here
who thinks
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there's something deeply flawed
with your game plan.
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I think if you thought about it
for just a second,
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you'd realize you need
to make some changes.
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What the hell is wrong with me?!
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Why can't I just learn
to shut up?
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We're... the same.
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We speak...
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before... we think.
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Malcolm!
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How many times do I have to tell
you to hang up your wet towel
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after you've used it?!
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Is that so hard?
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Because if it is,
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maybe we should just
take your towel away.
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And the next time
you take a shower,
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you can run around the backyard
until you dry.
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Gee, Mom, wouldn't the front
yard be more humiliating?
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Sorry.
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And I don't want any...
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What did you say?
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I'm sorry.
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Yes. Well...
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I can see you boys
are studying,
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so maybe this isn't the best
time to deal with this.
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Do you want any sodas
or anything?
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You're sure you like
your birthday present?
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Dad, the boots are perfect.
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They're just what I wanted.
Listen,
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they were really expensive,
so take good care of them, okay?
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I will. Don't worry about it.
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Thanks again, Dad.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Piama, this is an
old cowboy trick.
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You soak your
boots in water,
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and you don't take them off,
even for a minute,
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until they are
completely dry,
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even if it takes days.
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And when you're done,
they fit like a glove.
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I know it
seems drastic,
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but believe me,
I know what I'm doing.
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Those are $300 boots
you just ruined.
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I didn't ruin
anything.
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This is what you're
supposed to do!
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You're going to have
to trust me on this.
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Why do you always talk to me
like I'm an idiot?
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"...and everyone
but the rabbit
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lived happily ever after."
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And the moral
of that fable, son,
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is that turtles
are pathological liars
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who won't give you their gold.
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Got it.
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♪ ♪
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Dad?
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It's like watching the gods
return to Olympus.
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Oh, uh, hello...
excuse me...
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Hey! What is
this called?
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We're racewalking.
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I've never seen anything
like it.
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The... the style, the grace.
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Well, it's not
all just about looking good.
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It's the best low-impact
aerobic exercise ever invented,
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despite what you hear
from all those Tai-Chi punks.
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Yeah, but how
do you do it?
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Well, the International
Racewalking Federation specifies
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you must have one foot
on the ground at all times.
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But...
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And your front leg
must remain straight
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until it's completely under you.
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Something
like this?
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Hey! I think you've got it!
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Look at that, guys. I think
we got ourselves a natural!
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Wow!
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Look at me!
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I can walk!
Yeah!
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So then what happens is
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I'm sitting there
eating my lunch when
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Carla comes up to me and
she's completely furious at me
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because Cody dumped her.
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I mean, yeah, I'm the
one who set then up,
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but does that make it
my responsibility?
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Why are you asking me?
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I don't even know these people.
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I know, I know.
I can see her side, too,
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but she was completely
screaming at me.
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And now I feel bad
because she was crying,
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and I just kept thinking,
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"Did I do something
so totally wrong?"
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I honestly don't care.
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My parents are going
to be home any minute.
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Can we please start making out
while we still have time?
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Uh-uh.
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Oh, Malcolm, thank you so much.
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I'm so lucky to have you.
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You make me feel so good.
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Wow, this is fantastic.
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I'm never going to say
what's on my mind ever again.
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All I have to do
is keep my mouth shut.
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Just not say a word and let her
do all the talking and...
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Dad, please.
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The concert's Saturday night.
I need a ride!
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Reese, no!
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Your mom has to work
and my car's in the shop.
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You'll just have to
find someone else.
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Are my hips even?
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Watch my butt
while I walk.
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Dad, I swear to God,
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if you don't drive me,
I will leave home forever!
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Or I'll never leave--
whatever's worse.
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It's your choice, pal.
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I think you're
going to like this.
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Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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I put it in my mouth,
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your toenail
clippings are in it,
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I spit it out, and you've
got it all on video.
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It's been done.
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I am so sorry about that.
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But we've both grown up
a lot since then,
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and I have a proposal I think
you might find interesting.
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It's still warm.
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Now, I know
a hip guy like you
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keeps up with
the current music scene.
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It's awfully short notice
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and you're probably
not even available.
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What are you
talking about?
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There's a concert
this Saturday,
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and Alison and I were wondering
if you'd like to go.
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You want me to go to
a concert with you?
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Yeah, pretty much.
But the real fun part
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is the drive there
and the drive back.
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But I don't have
to tell you, right?
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I mean, look who
I'm talking to--
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a single, middle-aged guy
with a cat?
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You know all about
the dating scene.
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Well, sure, that's
my rep, but...
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I mean, it's not
like you're even excited
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to go out on a real date.
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It's not
like it's something
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that you'd be bragging
about for weeks...
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Of course not.
I mean, who cares?
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But... if people
were to ask,
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I'm not forbidden
to tell them, am I?
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Not at all.
This is going to be great.
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And you say I can
tell people, right?
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Hello, everybody!
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Hey, Hal!
Hey, it's "The Natural!"
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I have to tell you, Hal,
I've never seen anybody
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take to the sport
as fast as you.
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What's it been,
three days?
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Already, you're
better than I am.
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Now, now, it's not
about the competition.
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I mean, it's not a race, right?
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Whoa!
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It's only a matter of time
till we're surrounded.
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Now, we've got to get word
to Allied Command,
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but any radio messages
will be intercepted.
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You think I don't know that?
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I've sent
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for our secret weapon.
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You called for me, sir?
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Corporal.
I don't need to tell you
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the fate of the entire
free world
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depends on you
delivering this message
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to Allied Command by morning.
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My God, that's 60 miles away.
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I'll say hello to
the boys at HQ for you
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over waffles, sir.
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Let's just thank God
he's on our side.
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Oh, my God,
it's Wheeler.
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He must be back
from the Nationals.
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On your left.
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On your left!
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On your right!
On your left!
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On your right!
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Okay, just be cool.
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No matter what he says,
don't say anything.
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How much simpler
can it get?!
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You pass, pass, pass,
dribble, dribble, pass,
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dribble, pass, shoot!
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Um, excuse me, Coach.
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Well, well, well...
look who's here.
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Coach, I'd like to apologize
for the other day.
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I'd like to get
back on the team.
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So, you'd like to apologize
and get back on the team?
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I think I just said that, yes.
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Do you know what this is?
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A symbol of my authority.
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They don't just hand these
whistles out to just anybody.
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It means that I'm in charge.
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I call the plays. Understood?
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Yeah. It's a magic whistle
that makes you all-powerful.
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All right.
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You're back on the team.
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Time!
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25 minutes
and 43.2 seconds.
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Damn!
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Are you sure you
started it exactly
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when I called
you from work?
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Yes. Do you want me
to lie to you?
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All right, go ahead
and log in the time, son.
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Hey, look, Malcolm, come here.
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I need you to help me
make sense of all these times.
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Now, these are
the last three days.
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Some of these are with the cap,
some without.
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Some with bike shorts,
some without; one with both,
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one in just my pajamas.
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So you can whip up
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some kind of scientific analysis
of all this, right?
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Sure, I've only got better to
do with the rest of my life.
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Okay.
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You're a good son.
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By the way, how much
allowance are we giving you?
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What family do you live in?
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Nothing, why?
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Well, how does five bucks
a week sound?
256
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,082
- Great.
- Hey!
257
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,667
Dewey, he's older, and he
doesn't give me as much malarkey
258
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,628
when I ask him for a favor.
259
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,880
Are you biting
your nails again?
260
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:31,881
Those look horrible.
261
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,175
No. They're fine.
262
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,679
Look, I've only
got two minutes.
263
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,308
A woman thinks I'm looking in
the stock room for a humidifier.
264
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,143
Now, I want you
to listen to this tape
265
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,685
and tell me whether
you think it's better
266
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,939
to go ELO-Kansas-Doobies
or Doobies-Kansas-ELO.
267
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,690
I'm not telling you
which one I'm voting for.
268
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,691
What are you
talking about?
269
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,693
The mix tape! For our date!
270
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,530
Didn't you get my e-mails
or phone messages
271
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,073
or the notes I left
under your door?
272
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,699
No, I have a lot of homework
to do during the week,
273
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,619
and I can't
really spend...
274
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,078
Look, just listen
to it tonight
275
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,164
and get back to me with
your top four choices.
276
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,166
Now, what do you
think for a shirt?
277
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,708
I like the blue,
but I'm worried
278
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,877
the open-collar look
is a bit racy.
279
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,630
You don't have
any pants on!
280
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,214
That's what these are for.
281
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,882
I want you to pick your
favorites separately,
282
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,551
then we'll decide
what goes together.
283
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,012
Whatever.
284
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,974
I am going to call you
a million times before Saturday.
285
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,934
I haven't been this
excited in years.
286
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,562
Now I know why people
look forward to weekends.
287
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,026
♪ ♪
288
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,726
♪ ♪
289
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,761
Oh, please.
290
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,487
You know, you're not finished
291
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,698
till you put those away
and wipe down the counters.
292
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,032
Why don't I buff the floor
293
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,909
and lick your shoes
while I'm at it?!
294
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,160
Yes, ma'am.
295
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,330
Look at me.
296
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,832
Are you on drugs?
What?
297
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,042
You've been acting
really strange lately,
298
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,835
and I want to know
what's going on.
299
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,004
Well, apparently no one
in this house can tolerate it
300
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,716
when someone's
actually being pleasant!
301
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,841
Nothing.
302
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,302
Nothing?
303
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,053
So, everything's fine,
everything's normal,
304
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,264
you're not acting any different,
and I'm just crazy.
305
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,141
She's begging for it! Nail her!
306
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,017
I'm fine, really.
307
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,894
Well, you're looking
a little tired.
308
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,647
Why don't you let me finish up?
309
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,732
All right.
310
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,071
Dad, please,
it's been three hours.
311
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,864
Come on, Wheeler,
312
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,865
give me something.
313
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:45,950
What's your secret?
314
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,868
You're starting
to ruin TV for me.
315
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,371
I study your moves,
I copy your techniques,
316
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,874
but somehow you continue
to blow me out of the water.
317
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,543
Why?! How?!
318
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,337
Maybe he's just
better than you.
319
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,172
Have you ever
thought of that?
320
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,465
Billy Vargas can spit
321
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,967
ten feet further than I can.
322
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,719
I accept that.
323
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,887
Why can't you?
324
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,265
Oh, Dewey, maybe
you're right.
325
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,892
Maybe God didn't put me on
this Earth to beat this guy.
326
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,893
I mean, look at him.
327
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,604
Perfect posture,
328
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,106
great hip rotation, his...
329
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,233
Wait a minute.
330
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,778
Both feet off the ground
331
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,780
at the same time!
332
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:27,116
Dewey, do you see that?!
333
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,909
That's air.
334
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,911
That... that's air!
335
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,330
That's it!
336
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,123
I'm going to go read a book!
337
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,917
I hope you're happy!
338
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,087
Now, since Jeanette got the
T-shirt from my last 50K,
339
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,424
I think it's only fair to
give you girls my socks.
340
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,844
Oh, my God!
341
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,136
Sorry to interrupt, Wheeler,
342
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,596
but I thought
we could have a little race.
343
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,973
Apparently, this man's
a lot like you girls--
344
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,560
you all can't get enough
of looking at my backside.
345
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,937
This shouldn't
take long.
346
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,939
Oh, and just
one more thing.
347
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,735
This time,
just to be different, let's...
348
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,444
walk.
349
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,572
What are you talking about?
350
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,947
You thought
no one would discover
351
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,616
your dirty little secret,
didn't you?
352
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:09,950
That clever little
353
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,411
flail of the wrist
every four steps,
354
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,662
masking the hop.
355
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,998
But you can't fool the tape.
356
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,167
The tape sees all,
and I see the tape.
357
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,960
You are not a racewalker
at all.
358
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,962
You're nothing
but a common jogger.
359
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,966
That is so rid...
360
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,344
Don't worry.
361
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,554
He won't get far.
362
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,268
One-two-three, there!
One-two-three, there!
363
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,103
One-two-three, there!
364
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,597
So, then, when I was 13,
365
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,642
I got my first velour shirt,
and everything changed.
366
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,519
Suddenly, there was an opening
in the astronomy club.
367
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,021
People started sitting
on my side of the bus.
368
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,023
But I'm a Libra,
so I like to think
369
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,317
the best of people.
370
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,026
So, Craig, I was telling Alison
371
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,279
how well you focus
on your driving.
372
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,030
No, you were
just telling me
373
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,658
that if I really loved you,
I'd let you get under my...
374
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,034
So, you guys like
to take long walks on the beach?
375
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,620
I sure do.
376
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,831
Plus, I'm a grand master
at Battleship.
377
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,040
I've got the hat
if you'd like to see it.
378
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,002
So, Ali, do you have any
brothers or sisters?
379
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,296
What do you think
you're doing?!
380
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,047
You don't talk to me.
You just start kissing?
381
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,633
I am a person,
and I deserve
382
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,051
some conversation
and some of the social niceties
383
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,553
before the kissing starts.
384
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,138
You know what, I was okay
when he pulled over twice
385
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,765
to change his shirt,
but I really don't think
386
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,057
he should be yelling at me.
387
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,768
Okay, don't freak out.
I can handle this.
388
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,687
My family kind
of owns him.
389
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:04,064
You know, Craig, another
thing girls really like
390
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,859
is the strong,
silent type.
391
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,486
Craig, Craig,
you just passed the concert!
392
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,863
Oh, no, I don't think so.
393
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,781
But there was a sign,
and it had an arrow,
394
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,283
and we're supposed
to follow the pointy end!
395
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,576
Oh, come on.
396
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,370
There's other fun things
we can do.
397
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,288
I thought we'd start
with a hayride,
398
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,915
and then a light
dinner at Cicero's.
399
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,124
I've already tipped
the violinist
400
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,877
to drop by our table,
for the lady.
401
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,879
Then I thought
we'd cap off the evening
402
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,964
with a nice, romantic bonfire
at the lake.
403
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,591
Craig, you are
ruining our date!
404
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,344
Now, listen here!
405
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,888
Do you know how long
406
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,723
I have dreamed
and planned for this night?
407
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,808
34 years!
408
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,268
And I am not going to let
you little brats ruin it!
409
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,939
We are going to have a hayride
and dinner and a bonfire,
410
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,274
and this is going
to be a magical evening
411
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,819
that will live
in our hearts forever!
412
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,362
What's that
on your glasses?
413
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,113
What?
414
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,950
Oh, my God!
415
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,119
Reese, you said
she'd be nice to me!
416
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,122
You said she'd like me!
417
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,584
Yeah, let's ditch this loser.
418
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,919
Okay, okay.
419
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,127
See you at school.
420
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,839
Why?
421
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,131
Well, as you can see,
422
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,967
Miss Doubting Piama,
it may have taken
423
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,135
days and days
of wearing sopping wet boots,
424
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,765
but they are now snug, supple
and perfectly form-fitting.
425
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,140
You were right, honey.
426
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,642
Which would also make you...
427
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,019
Mistaken.
428
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,353
You know, I could
429
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,314
push for a more abject admission
of your wrongness,
430
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,609
but I'm going
to be a bigger man.
431
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,985
With better boots.
432
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,779
Call me
when you get tired of this.
433
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,447
Could be late.
434
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,912
Oh...!
435
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,543
If I hold out for a few days,
436
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,671
maybe the fungus
will eat the mushrooms.
437
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,758
How can we be losing
to a team
438
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,094
that hasn't won a game
in three years?!
439
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,554
Maybe because
you're a complete moron!
440
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,014
You know I can shoot!
441
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,474
Why won't you put me in?!
442
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,017
For God's sake,
that's it.
443
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,184
Time-out!
444
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,186
All right,
everybody up, come on!
445
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,187
All right,
446
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,689
you yo-yos.
447
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,608
Do you want to know why
we can't beat this team?
448
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,902
Because you're
not letting anyone shoot!
449
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,195
We're just passing the ball
back and forth!
450
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,823
Nobody on this team
has any heart.
451
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,449
Not a man.
452
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,035
You know, when the Allies
first hit the beach at Iwo Jima,
453
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,663
they didn't have better weapons
than the Germans.
454
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,206
They had something more
than firepower.
455
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,668
Have you completely
lost your mind?!
456
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,919
Put me in!
457
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:34,214
Let me shoot... the... ball!
458
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,092
Not one of you
has been able to forget
459
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,012
about the water in your boots,
or the sand in your mess kit
460
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:42,056
long enough to focus on
the success of the entire unit!
461
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,600
Tell him to shut up
and put you in.
462
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,686
Tell him, tell him!
463
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,272
Malcolm... do you think
you can follow my game plan?
464
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,150
No, because
you're a freakin' idiot.
465
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,734
I hate you.
466
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,236
I want to kill you and dance
on your shallow grave.
467
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,197
That's my game plan.
468
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,159
All right, get in there.
469
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,660
Thanks.
470
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,042
A peptic ulcer?
471
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,127
How did you manage
to get a peptic ulcer?
472
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,253
The doctor said you
have the stomach lining
473
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,255
of a 60-year-old air
traffic controller.
474
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,091
You are a teenager,
for God's sake.
475
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,135
What do you have
to be stressed about?!
476
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,263
For your information,
477
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,141
I just spent the past
three hours on a gurney
478
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,976
next to a guy
who is still trying to smoke
479
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,268
out of the hole in his neck.
480
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,437
And the jackass
who put in this I.V.
481
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,773
couldn't find a vein
with two hands and a flashlight!
482
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,358
My call button
doesn't work!
483
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,943
These stupid sheets
are itchy.
484
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,570
There's only one channel
on the TV.
485
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,363
And what's this
about a bedpan?!
486
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,283
This is great, isn't it?
487
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,994
Alison's nice,
but I have to say
488
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,996
I think a date's better
with just two people.
489
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,956
Can we stop calling this a date?
490
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,374
Well, whatever it is,
491
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,501
I can't wait to see the look
on my neighbor's face
492
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,712
when I come strolling
home after 11:00.
493
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,548
Eat your heart out,
Mrs. Klevesahl.
494
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,299
I think I just missed my curfew.
495
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,594
There are no curfews
on a night like tonight.
496
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:09,309
♪ Here I am,
the one that you love ♪
497
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,480
♪ Asking for another day ♪
498
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,317
♪ Understand
the one that you love ♪
499
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,361
♪ Loves you in so many ways... ♪
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