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NEWSMAN :
That's a doggone good deal.
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And now here's Chip
with the weather.
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CHIP:
Bad news, folks.
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Looks like the downpour is going
to continue through the weekend.
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Up to two inches of rainfall...
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It's not raining.
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Don't forget those umbrellas
and galoshes...
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NEWSWOMAN: ...and the three
unidentified boys
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fled the scene on foot as
hundreds of helpless spectators
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could only look on in horror.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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It's amazing all
the different kinds of kids
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you meet when you're
tutoring after school.
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In the last six weeks alone,
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I've met morons,
idiots, lunkheads, jackasses
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and one imbecile.
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My mom's making me do a job
where I use my brain.
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I'll tell you one thing.
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When I have kids...
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they're really going to suffer.
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Stupid job. I spend my free time
trying to teach...
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You're Nicki?
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Hi.
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This doesn't make her right.
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♪
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♪ Lock you inside,
every day and every night ♪
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♪ Oh, girl, and here is the soul
of which you've taken control ♪
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♪ Can't you see
I'm trying to show ♪
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♪ Love is all right?
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♪ Oh, show and tell
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♪ Just a game I play,
when I want to say... ♪
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Boys will be home
in ten minutes.
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I'm willing
to accept that challenge.
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No, Hal.
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I just went to the doctor.
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I have a low-grade infection.
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I have to take antibiotics.
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And...
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we can't have sex for a week.
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What?
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Not until I finish these.
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Okay, okay, let's try
to look at this rationally.
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What would happen
if you took them all at once?
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No, Hal.
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Or, or... what if we alternated?
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One day off, one day on.
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I'm not a medical doctor,
but I think it would be
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a lot less of a shock
to your system.
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A week, Hal.
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No sex for a week.
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Wow!
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All right, I'm fine.
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I'll just... uh...
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I'll go mow the lawn.
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Do we still have that mower?
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Hal?
Huh?
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Clothes.
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Oh, right.
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♪
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Hey, watch where you're driving,
you butt-wipe!
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What'd you say?
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Nothing.
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Better watch yourself, jerk-wad.
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I'll kick your butt.
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Yeah, well, I wish
I had a car like that!
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Thank you so much for the work
that you did last week.
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Now, I insist
that you take this.
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Thank you.
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What work did you do last week?
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Young man, nice job
with those weeds yesterday.
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Is five dollars okay?
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Okay.
Thank you.
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No way, you didn't
pull any weeds yesterday.
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I know.
What's going on?
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It's money day.
Money day?
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Yeah. I don't know why, but it's
been happening a lot lately.
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Dewey, people
don't have money days.
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I do.
It's really neat.
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There's also cookie days
and pat on the head days.
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I don't like those so much,
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but before you know it,
it's money day again.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Putting this
stupid fence back up
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for the third time this month.
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Well, me and Earl went to a lot
of trouble tearing it down.
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What? Why would you tear
our fence down?
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We've got 300 head of cattle
we got to get to water.
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They got to come through
here to get to the wash.
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We need this fence.
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We had two horses wander off.
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It took us a week to find them.
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Our ranch has used this
trail for over 50 years.
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We're not about to stop
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for a bunch of city boys
playing horsy!
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Look, just because
it's a dude ranch
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doesn't mean I don't bust my ass
the same as you.
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Hey, cowboy,
your fanny pack's ringing.
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:
Talk to me.
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The lavender soap should be
next to the potpourri.
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Well, did you check
with housekeeping?
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I'm finally starting
to understand trigonometry.
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Yeah?
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It's useless.
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Come on, you need trigonometry.
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Say you want to plot
the orbit of a lunar...
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You're right, it's useless.
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I've noticed you at school.
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You have?
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In fact, I've been thinking
about you... a lot.
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I heard it, too!
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Really?
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I know you're super smart,
so here's my question:
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with a brain like that,
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do you plan, like,
every moment in your life?
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No, I don't think...You do. I know you do.
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You always have to know what's
going to happen next, don't you?
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Don't you?No.
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I really like not knowing
what's going to happen next.
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I mean, even when it's scary.
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In fact,
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I kind of like it
when it's scary.
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You know, like right now,
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I don't know
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what's going to happen next.
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Do you?
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Well...
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MAN:
You getting anywhere?
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What?
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The math.
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The thing I'm paying you
$6 an hour for.
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Oh, yeah, she's really smart.
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She didn't get it
when I tried to explain it.
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You didn't try to explain it,
you just yelled it at me.
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He dropped out of high school,
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so whenever anything
makes him feel small, he yells.
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I'm sure you could've learned
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trigonometry if you wanted to.
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When?
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When I was in 'Nam,
tied to a Punjab stick,
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chin deep in a tiger cage
in the Mekong River?
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No, I guess not.
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Just remember something,
hotshot.
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Me and a lot of my dead comrades
put our asses on the line
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so you and your little friends
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could have the freedom
to study trigonometry.
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Thank you... sir.
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That was scary.
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Oh, please, he plays that card
all the time.
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Last week, he tried to use it
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to get a free
Grand Slam at Denny's.
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I think we should
get back to math.
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Or you could stop stalling
and kiss me.
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Kiss you?
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Okay, you're obviously crazy.
Your dad's, like, 12 feet away.
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Yeah?
You're just trying
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to create a situation
where he catches me
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and I get my butt kicked.
Well, I'm not...
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Hey, morning, Reese.
How's it going?
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What are you
doing up?
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Well, I was just
lying in bed this morning
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staring at the ceiling,
and I thought,
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"Why don't I paint
the kitchen cabinets?"
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Oh, I made crepes.
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Crepes?
Uh-huh.
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Come on, sit down.
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Look, I've
got strawberries,
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bananas, peaches, drawn butter,
maple syrup, you name it.
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Dig in.
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Hey, honey,
where have you been?
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I was up at 4:00 scouring
the grout in the shower
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and I thought, "The flower
market is open this early.
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Why not drive downtown and
buy us some fresh-cut flowers?"
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They're beautiful!
Crepes?
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LOIS:
Can't, got to make
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the boys' lunches.
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I've already made them lunch.
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Oh, well, double lunches.
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That was so much fun last night.
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When I got home, my mom
yelled at me for an hour,
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but I didn't care.
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I know.
My dad went nuts.
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I got two veins
and the temple thing.
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We get it.
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You're dating.
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Stevie, how's it going?
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Good.
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Do you know...
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How cute you are?
Yes, so what?
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Stop bragging about it.
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I was...
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going to ask...
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If I would dump
Malcolm for you.
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Well, yeah, but you can't
ask me right in front of him.
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He has feelings.
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...if you passed...
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your trig test...
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Oh, yeah, D minus.
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Thank you, baby.
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All right, I'm sick of school,
let's go to the mall.
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Ditch?
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Yeah, it's just P.E.
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But that's... a class.
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And it'll be there
tomorrow. Come on.
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Why... pretend?
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You're right.
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Four times we have
to put up this fence!
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Do they think
we are not serious?
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Maybe you should talk to them.Talk to those idiots? No!
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Do they think creating wholesome
entertainment for families
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is for sissies?
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There's arts
and crafts,
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there's nature hikes,
there's costume parties.
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Let them try to keep track
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of what is what
on Opposites Day.
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Ooh, they will
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pay for this.
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GRETCHEN:
Woo-hoo!
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Lunchtime.
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Oh, Gretchen,
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I did not mean
for you to see me in my fury.
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Otto, I love
your fury.
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Isn't Otto's fury
magnificent, Francis?
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I try not to look at his fury.
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If they tear this one down,
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we will make them suffer
as they have never suffered.
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Or, we might consider
trying to reach a compromise.
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Do I look French to you? No!
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If it is a range war they want,
then by gosh, they will get one.
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They do not know
what they are up against.
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MAN:
Nice job, son.
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Thanks.Wait a minute.
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Why are you giving
him five bucks?
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Why?
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This young man
cleaned out my gutters,
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he sorted my recyclables,
and I didn't even ask him to.
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You couldn't find a nicer kid.
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I wish I could give him more.
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Don't worry about it.
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It can't be money day.
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There is no money day.
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I would know about it
if there was a money day.
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Unless...
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maybe Mom and Dad don't want
me knowing about money day.
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Excuse me.
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Beat it, kid, I'm trying
to figure something out.
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Okay. Sorry.
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I'll just rake around you.
259
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,794
His name is Billy Prescott.
260
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:21,795
I followed him home.
261
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,492
He lives, like,
a mile away from here.
262
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,711
He looks exactly like you.
263
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,234
You're lying.
Am I?
264
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,757
It's common knowledge, Dewey,
265
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,585
that every person
on this planet has an evil twin.
266
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,152
He's my evil twin?
267
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,109
Fat chance.
268
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,241
The guy's a saint.
269
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,546
You're his evil twin.
270
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,374
But I don't want
to be an evil twin.
271
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,724
I don't make the rules, Dewey.
272
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:41,118
Besides, we've been given
a golden opportunity here.
273
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,554
To do what?
274
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,773
I don't know yet,
275
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,688
but there's money
and an evil twin.
276
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,951
If we can't figure out
how to make this pay off,
277
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:51,041
there is something
deeply wrong with us.
278
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,783
Come on, let's go watch
some soap operas.
279
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,922
Things are going great
with Nicki.
280
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,533
We've gone to the planetarium,
miniature golf, the movies...
281
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,579
It's amazing how uncrowded
stuff is during school hours.
282
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,930
You know what? I'd better
get home. I'm grounded.
283
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,540
You're grounded?
Why didn't you tell me?
284
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,934
When my dad found out that
I cut English, he flipped out.
285
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,500
You know what's funny?
286
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,154
He thinks you're
a bad influence on me.
287
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,548
That is hilarious.
Listen, Nicki...
288
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,855
He really doesn't like you.Why? What's wrong with me?
289
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,421
I never did anything to him.
290
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,988
Everybody doesn't
have to like you, Malcolm.
291
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,773
I know, but...
I like you,
292
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,340
and a lot of people
would think that's enough.
293
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,780
Get your
294
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,304
filthy mouth off
of my daughter's face!
295
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,001
Get in the truck.
296
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,655
What are you doing?
You're supposed to be at work!
297
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,831
Okay, hotshot,
298
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,616
consider this
your one and only warning.
299
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,880
You are never, ever
300
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,230
to see my daughter again,
you got that?!
301
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,797
No, Daddy,
take it back!
302
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,407
Take it back!
303
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,800
I cannot believe
that you would come to the park
304
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,019
and you would
do this to me.
305
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,892
Do you know how
embarrassing you are?
306
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,198
I'm okay... I'm okay.
307
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,810
I'm just going to lie down here
for a minute.
308
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,911
HAL:
Hey, honey.
309
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:18,912
Oh, I had a great day.
310
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,783
You know, I was working
through lunch,
311
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,045
and Mr. Collins came by
312
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,178
and he started asking me
about what I was doing...
313
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,919
I think I'm getting a raise!
314
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,008
Hal, that's wonderful.
315
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,226
I had a good day myself.
316
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,706
After I finished
washing the windows
317
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,273
and stripping the floors,
318
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,188
I went over our tax returns
for the last seven years.
319
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,232
We overpaid in '99.
320
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,016
You're kidding.
321
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,234
$800.
322
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,801
The IRS is sending us a check.
323
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,934
Wow! Honey, great job!
324
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:44,851
You know, I got
to tell you, I think...
325
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,809
Is that the last one?
326
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,029
Mm-hmm.
327
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,945
So we can...
328
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,468
I guess so.
329
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,818
Great.
330
00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,604
Hey.
331
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:00,823
Stop! I talked to Nicki's father
332
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,433
and he told me what happened.
333
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,609
You are forbidden
from seeing that girl again.
334
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,915
Mom...Forbidden!
335
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,003
I told him you wouldn't
336
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,265
give him any more trouble,
understood?
337
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,093
Don't worry. The guy's a psycho.
338
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,094
And I think she is, too.
339
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,009
I'm totally
never seeing her again.
340
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,446
Good morning.
Hi.
341
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,839
Last night was great.
342
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:17,884
Yeah. Okay, I get
home at 3:00 today.
343
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,276
Dad gets home at 6:00.
344
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,061
Now, my little brother
is a total narc,
345
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,889
but we can send him to the
arcade till, like, 4:00.
346
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,325
So we have...
No good.
347
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,848
I've got a chem lab
until, like, 3:30 on Wednesdays.
348
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,197
What about tomorrow?
349
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,416
No good. I can't
wait till tomorrow.
350
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,852
We got to think
of some...
351
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:30,897
What?
352
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,115
You can't wait till tomorrow?
353
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,638
Shut up.
354
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,466
Okay, we'll do it today
and we'll slide it an hour.
355
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,078
That's cutting it pretty close,
but I'll make it work.
356
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,079
We can make this work.
357
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,645
Dad.
Oh.
358
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,125
See you in math.
359
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,257
Okay.
360
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,911
I might need to see
the nurse first.
361
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,478
DEWEY:
I don't want to do this.
362
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,132
If you don't do it,
363
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,004
I'm going to tell Mom
about you taking all that money.
364
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,006
And you're going
to get a "me" punishment.
365
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,964
Now get to work!
366
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,231
Hey!
367
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,973
What are you doing?!
368
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,586
Yeah, you better run,
Billy Prescott!
369
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,894
All the way
to 1515 Cypress Street,
370
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,375
a block west of Halifax.
371
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,122
HAL: I'm glad that we decided
not to, uh...
372
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,037
Absolutely.
373
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,039
Every other aspect of our lives
is getting so much attention.
374
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910
Our lives are
so much better.
375
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,912
Do you think that's how really
successful people just...?
376
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,088
Can't think of any
other explanation.
377
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,394
No. So Bill Gates...?
378
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,917
Probably never.
379
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,746
I started an herb garden
in the backyard today.
380
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,966
Did you know we
had a potting shed?
381
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,141
You're kidding.
382
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,665
Oh, we are definitely
doing the right thing.
383
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,408
I'll go sleep in the car.
384
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,323
Park it a couple
blocks away.
385
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:53,980
This one is...
386
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,764
Ooh, be careful!
It might bite through!
387
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,332
We have had some good ones
in the past, Francis,
388
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:02,118
but this may be the
best pirate night ever.
389
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,645
What are you doing?!
390
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:08,995
Easy, Otto.
391
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:09,821
What do you think
392
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,040
you are doing?
393
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,128
We have a real
ranch to run,
394
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,869
and our cattle
need water.
395
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,088
We need that fence.
396
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,091
I will not allow you
to kill our horses.
397
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,180
Well, I'm not going to allow
you to kill our cattle!
398
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,137
Enough talk.
399
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,443
Gretchen, my gun!
400
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,531
Which one?
401
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,619
Ooh, what am I saying?
402
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,316
The Luger, hmm?
403
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,796
Otto, this is nuts.
404
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,147
You will see
you are not dealing with a fool.
405
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:34,585
That fence is going up
twice as high!
406
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,544
We'll just tear it
back down again.
407
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:40,200
Then we will build another fence
50 feet high!
408
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,811
Every time you build it up,
we'll tear it down.
409
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:46,597
Every time you tear it down,
we will build it up!
410
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:50,036
Um, did it ever occur to anyone
to put in a gate?
411
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,039
A gate?
412
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,562
Hmm.
413
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,999
A gate would work.
414
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,001
♪ Shave his belly
with a rusty razor ♪
415
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,655
♪ Earl-aye in the morning
416
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,613
♪ Keep an eye
on your lonely bunkmate ♪
417
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,920
♪ Keep an eye on
your lonely bunkmate... ♪
418
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,445
Sorry.
419
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,447
I jumped in a line
at the mall to ditch my Dad,
420
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,275
and I ended up giving blood
at the Red Cross.
421
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,625
I told my Mom I was going
to the library tomorrow.
422
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,149
No, we aregoing to the library.
423
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,585
I thought we were going
to the church fair.
424
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,152
No, the church fair is
next week.
425
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,457
It's just a cover
so we can meet at the lake.
426
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,285
I thought the lake was a
cover for the bowling alley.
427
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,287
No, I'm supposed to be
at the bowling alley right now.
428
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,680
This is crazy.
429
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,074
I know. Maybe it'll get crazier.
430
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,078
Oh, my God, my Dad!
431
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,428
BOYD:
You said you were going
432
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,385
to the bowling alley!
433
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,865
NICKI:
I changed my mind!
434
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,040
And why are you
following me?
435
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,520
Don't you trust me?Shh!
436
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,913
Don't you shush me!
437
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,176
You'll learn to shush
438
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,091
when someone is
shoving bamboo splinters
439
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,267
under your fingernails
trying to get you
440
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,181
to rat out your company!
441
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,312
This is worth it.
442
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,967
This is definitely worth it.
443
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,252
For the love of God.
444
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,084
Man, filling up that guy's car
with cement
445
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:23,738
was a stroke of genius.
446
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,261
With Billy Prescott
as our fall guy,
447
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,915
we can do anything.
448
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,265
Now, I've updated
my enemies list.
449
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,747
Dewey?
450
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,837
Dewey, I'm
talking to you.
451
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,929
Have you heard enough?
452
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,800
Oh, yeah.
453
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,978
Okay, now I know
what you're thinking.
454
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,284
But the thing that
you don't realize
455
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,157
is that... that I'm
not the real Reese.
456
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,116
I just look like me... him.
457
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,683
But if-if you hurt us...
458
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,076
I-I mean him...
459
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,992
Oh, just go ahead.
460
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,135
Now that I've finished
the carpet,
461
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,789
we can insulate the attic.
462
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,269
I'm telling you, honey,
463
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,140
the value of this house
is going to triple.
464
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,969
We can retire early.
465
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,275
Lois,
466
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,624
what have you planned?
467
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,191
Nothing.
468
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,281
Lois, we made an agreement.
469
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,325
Mm-hmm.
470
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,022
Okay, okay.
471
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,850
You know, two have to play
at this game,
472
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,156
and I'm not playing.
473
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,028
I am just not playing!
474
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,163
So you think
that's going to work?
475
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,644
Well, I've got news for you,
girlie girl.
476
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,603
I am made of sterner stuff.
477
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,953
I happen to like my new life,
478
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:52,827
and I am not about to descend
to your animal level.
479
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,438
Tool belt on.
480
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,443
I've had it up to here
with your sneaking around.
481
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,663
You're never where you say
you're going to be.
482
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,665
You can't play me
for a fool, Nicki!
483
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,319
Dad, you are
being paranoid!
484
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,842
There is nothing
going on
485
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,887
outside of your stupid,
little twisted head.
486
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,454
Well, if I find out
you've been lying,
487
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,327
there's going to be hell to pay.
488
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,248
Oh, are you okay?
489
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,858
I've lost all the feeling
in my arms,
490
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,076
but it's distracting me
491
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,469
from the searing pain
in my shoulders.
492
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:30,038
Poor baby.
493
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:33,563
Listen, Nicki, I'm not sure
this is going to work.
494
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,130
What do you mean?
495
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,566
We do all of this stuff,
496
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,265
sneaking around and making all
these complicated plans,
497
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,483
and it feels incredible.
498
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,094
I have never felt anything
so intense in my life,
499
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,487
but, I mean, is that it?
500
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,880
What are you saying?
501
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,361
We never do any normal
boyfriend/girlfriend stuff.
502
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,363
I don't know
anything about you,
503
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,278
except that you really
get off on danger.
504
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,454
And apparently, I do, too.
505
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,238
I'm just not sure that's enough.
506
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,502
I think you
just insulted me.
507
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,809
No. I...Yes, you did!
508
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,419
Maybe you don't know
anything about me,
509
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,943
but I actually bothered
to learn things about you.
510
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,423
I don't like you
511
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,338
because I'm some
creepy danger junkie.
512
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,471
I like you because you're
funny, and you're kind,
513
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,299
and you don't let me
get away with stuff.
514
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,388
And even when you
complain, you're funny,
515
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,390
and I never have to think
about what I'm going
516
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,305
to say because it
just comes out.
517
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,133
And it-it feels right,
and I feel safe.
518
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,657
Well, wait.
519
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,702
I like you because
you're really fun and honest.
520
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,313
And I don't feel
521
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,140
like I'm being tricked
when you're nice to me.
522
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,446
You're amazing with my friends.
523
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,666
You're amazing.
524
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:38,193
Okay, so this is real.
525
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,761
It's not just the danger
or whatever.
526
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,936
This is real.
527
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,416
Duh.
528
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,462
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
529
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,421
I love you.
530
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,249
Night, Daddy.
531
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,434
HAL:
Oh, no.
532
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,652
I'm late.
533
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:03,740
Oh, me, too.
534
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,220
Wait, there
was something
535
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,569
I was supposed to
do at work today.
536
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,354
Come home for lunch?
537
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,311
That's it.
538
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:11,792
Got to go.
539
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,184
Bye.
Bye.
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