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- ♪ MTV ♪
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- Vinny's first gray!
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- Nah, this is a glitch.
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- I would like to move forward,
but I can't speak for Jenni.
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- How you doing?
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- My boyfriend,
Justin, has arrived.
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Hopefully you fit right in.
- Yeah, I'll fit in.
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- Because if not, you're
gonna get the boot.
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Welcome to the show, because
it's just beginning for you.
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If he can make it
through this group,
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then I know he's a keeper.
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I hear chaos. Are you ready?
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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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♪ Let's party, get loud ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪
- Party's here!
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- The Situation
is under construction.
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- We're so classy now.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!
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- Um, hello?
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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- I'm still the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet.
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪
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- ♪ Every time
we get sweeter ♪
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♪ All my feelings get deeper ♪
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- Oh, my goodness.
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- No.
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- I know.
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I totally am nervous to bring
Justin around this group.
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You want--let me go in first?
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It can be
a little overwhelming.
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Everybody's a lot.
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- Sam's boyfriend better not
be wearing a [bleep] collar.
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- He might be wearing a jacket.
- He's not Zack. Come on.
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- Zack wore a suit.
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- He's here,
and he's all snazzy.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Date night?
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- No, he just
dresses like this.
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- This guy wear
anything else besides suits?
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- I think he wears
his suits to Karma.
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- Hello, Jenni.
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- Babe loves a suit.
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all: Hello!
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- This is Justin.
- Vinny. Nice to meet you.
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- Hi, Justin.
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So excited to meet you.
- Justin. Nice to meet you.
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- Yeah, he does look familiar.
- Really?
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- Yeah, from Karma.
- Pauly remembers you.
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Justin worked at Karma,
the best Jersey Shore club,
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back in the day.
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- Come on, give
us a late night!
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- Oh. His boss was
a little upset with you.
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- Me?
- Oh.
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- I got to pee.
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Upstairs at Karma,
there's no bathrooms.
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And if you're like myself,
you make your own bathroom.
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Don't tell anybody!
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Stop it!
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I hosed it down.
- That was polite.
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- That was...
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- I just need to know--
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why did you have to take me
out of the club?
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Was I being bad?
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Justin remembers me because
he carried me out of Karma.
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Was it because I was
being a meatball?
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Like, was I a problem?
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I will [bleep] knock
that bitch out!
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- I think somebody punched you.
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- Oh, God, okay,
I'm the victim.
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He saved my life.
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He was like a hero.
I really like him already.
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Thank you.
- He's okay with me.
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- Sammi definitely has a type.
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The guy looks just
like Ronnie--same build.
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He talks like him.
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[laughs] If you had to cast
Ronnie, it would be Justin.
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[laughs]
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- We're going to an
authentic Italian restaurant.
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- Oh, my God, yes.
- Let's do it.
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- Let's get
the new guy in here.
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all:
Justin's here!
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- I'm happy, like, we met you.
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It's hard.
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You'll be fine.
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- All right, guys, let's
go grab a little Italian
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and then maybe get
some dinner after.
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- Oh, I get it.
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- ♪ Now, hold up, wait
a second, hold up, hold up ♪
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- I'm going in tonight.
Italian, ooh.
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- Shotgun.
Called it.
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- Wait, you guys are
the fancy couples.
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- That's the Slingshot, Pauly?
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- Oh, yeah, that's the one.
- Oh, wow.
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- I love that.
- I hate that [bleep].
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At this age, I just don't want
to be thrown from machinery.
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- I know. Now you have
a gray hair and everything.
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- We don't talk about that.
- [laughs]
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- Justin seems very reserved.
- Nervous.
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- Like anyone coming
in here, you know?
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- Tough gig.
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- Where are we going,
West Palm Beach?
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- We're meeting Ronnie
at 11:00.
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[laughter]
- Deena.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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No, I'm just so used to--
- Oh!
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- I'm so used to
making Ronnie jokes.
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- Someone just pulled up.
- Anybody got dibs on Ronnie?
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- [shouts indistinctly]
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- I though Ron
was gonna show up.
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- What time does Ron get here?
- [bleep].
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- I am so sorry.
- Justin doesn't care either.
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He's a good sport.
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- Oops.
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I forgot.
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I'm gonna pee myself.
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- All right, we're here.
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- Looks fancy.
- Italian.
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- Babe, you have
to hide my vagina.
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- Same.
- All right, let's do it.
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- There could be a lip.
- It's a whole thing.
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- [laughs]
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- It smells nice.
- Oh, yeah!
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- This is cute.
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- Cue my theme music.
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- This is our spot.
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- They got pasta fazool.
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- Vin, do you want to--
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- They're all gonna yell at me.
- No, I'm gonna order my own.
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- Just so that Deena
can get it wrong,
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we'll all get 50
of the same thing.
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- What'd you say?
- Nothing.
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In the Italian culture,
you order a bunch of food,
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and everyone gets
a little bit--a bite.
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- But say I want a salad--
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- Just order your own thing.
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- We order like gavones.
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If we want the
rosemary-marinated olives...
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- We'll get seven of them.
- Everybody order--yeah.
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I'm getting my own
charcuterie board.
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- He's trolling.
- He's a dick.
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- What the hell?
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- I am so sick of Vinny.
Vinny doesn't even eat.
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- No carbs today!
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[all shout]
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- So good.
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- If I had that, my ass
would jiggle for a week.
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- Vinny, stop it.
Eat the crust.
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- We are really gonna
listen to this guy?
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How would you guys feel
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about all of us sitting all
over the place?
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- Huh?
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- Why don't we mix up
the seating arrangements
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for the night?
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- Huh?
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- So we can get to
know each other.
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- Oh.
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Another family fun
activity from Deena.
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- Just stay there.
You're good.
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- I'm gonna stay with
him just because he's,
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like, a little nervous.
- All right.
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- Deena, stop planning.
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- Are we still
splitting the burrata?
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- Just stop it all.
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- Deena, great idea.
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- All right, Vinny,
at this point,
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just order for the table.
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- So we're gonna
order for the table.
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- Yeah, two clams, two
garlic breads, two burratas.
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- All the apps, all of them.
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- Are you ordering
meals after that?
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- Yes.
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- Pizza, one for either
side of the table
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and then one margherita
for the center.
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- Saltimbocca.
- The linguine shrimp.
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- Justin, these guys right
here take ordering so serious.
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- Guys, we just got
everything on the menu.
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- Damn, you guys eat a lot.
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- What about dessert?
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- And then dessert.
- [chuckles]
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- And then dessert.
- [chuckles]
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, look what we got coming.
- Yay.
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- Ooh, I'm excited to try this.
- [speaks Italian]
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- Thank you so much.
- That's a giant cutlet.
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- Oh, my God, you
guys order a lot.
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- Yo, Angelina, let me
get some of that puss.
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- What?
- The octopus.
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[laughter]
- You're crazy.
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- How come no one's
eating the puss?
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- Chris, do you want a clam?
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[laughter]
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- All right, so how did we do?
- Really good.
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- Yeah, I love it.
- I'm a professional.
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- You're a professional eater.
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- All right, let's ask
Justin questions now.
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- Oh, no, no.
- Oh, it's happening.
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- She's not gonna be happy.
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- Part of the initiation
process of joining this group
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is to get interrogated.
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- Hopefully it
won't be painful.
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- Hey, Justin, did you
ever have a blow-out?
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- It looked like one.
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- You can blow a flute?
- Ew.
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- Hey, Justin, any
hidden talents?
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Show us one.
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- Let me drink
a little more first.
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- What's your favorite
thing to do together?
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- Sex.
- Oh, my God, Ange.
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- You watch porn?
- Why do you ask that?
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- Because they're, like, 12.
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- Y'all are
on the hot seat tonight.
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- Yeah.
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- What was, like,
your first date?
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- Like, how did you
guys actually meet?
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- How long did you
work at Karma for?
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- We're doing everybody, huh?
- Did any of us ever annoy you?
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- Who's your favorite?
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- Say me.
- You got to be the favorite.
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- Mike?
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- He just ordered
all that food for us.
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- All right.
- Are you guys in love?
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- Yeah, absolutely.
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- Oh, I love that.
- You got to make out.
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- Whoo!
- They're in love!
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- Favorite thing about Sam?
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- How nice and down
to earth she is.
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- She says the same about you.
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- My family loves him.
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This is probably the first time
my family feels happy
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with the person that I'm with.
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My boyfriend radar
has been off until him.
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- No, you don't say.
[laughs]
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- You're a rotten [bleep] egg.
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- Punch him.
Just punch him.
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- Sometimes I need to kiss
a few frogs to get my prince.
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- I love them two together.
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- Me too.
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♪ ♪
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- We're gonna go to
a ratchet Orlando strip club.
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- No.
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- I'm gonna have
to sit somewhere else.
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This is not my vibe.
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- Jenni.
- Oh, God.
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- Should I talk to her?
- This is strip club hell.
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- We are going to war, bitches!
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[screaming]
- [bleep].
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- Everyone is in Orlando,
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00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,891
and I was thinking
about maybe going down there.
249
00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,326
I definitely have some things
I need to say to Sam.
250
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,629
No more of the unknown.
251
00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,436
- ♪ Hit me like a hit and run,
hit and run ♪
252
00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:26,540
♪ Took a swing and had
your fun, had your fun ♪
253
00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,710
- After asking Justin
all these questions,
254
00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,546
let's cheers to Justin and
welcome him to the family.
255
00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,981
- Aw.
256
00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,316
This is, like, my first
real dinner with everybody
257
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,751
and their significant others.
258
00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,119
And here I am
with my boyfriend.
259
00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,521
Like, I was nervous.
260
00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,189
This group likes to
ask a lot of questions,
261
00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,159
but nobody made him feel
uncomfortable for now.
262
00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:46,960
[chuckles]
263
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,595
- Actually...
[tapping glass]
264
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,731
- Oh.
- Oh.
265
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:51,732
- Oh.
- Don't break it.
266
00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,300
Don't break it.
267
00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,235
- Actually, first and foremost,
we want to welcome Justin.
268
00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,504
- Aw.
- It's happy to have Sam back.
269
00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,174
It's even great to see
who's her partner now.
270
00:09:00,174 --> 00:09:01,241
So, welcome.
271
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,609
I want to dedicate this toast
272
00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,479
to something that's
very special to all of us.
273
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,548
Raise your glasses, please,
274
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,149
and let's make a toast
275
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,352
to the gray hair
on Vinny's beard.
276
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:15,722
[all cheering, shouting]
277
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,894
- I'm the baby of the group.
278
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,463
It was one.
- It was a big one.
279
00:09:22,463 --> 00:09:24,998
- I'm still in shape.
I am a stripper.
280
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,967
- My boyfriend hurt
his leg stripping.
281
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,202
- I go running every day.
282
00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:29,837
- Oh, my God, look
at Vinny losing.
283
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:33,841
- Every week there's, like,
a new model liking my picture.
284
00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,442
- Look how handsome he is.
- He's so handsome.
285
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,577
- You're beautiful as well.
286
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:37,911
I'd be, like,
a cool silver fox,
287
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,348
but, like, I didn't know
it was happening.
288
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,818
- We're all gonna get wrinkled
and gray and old,
289
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,120
[bleep] in diapers and stuff.
290
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,821
Who's gonna be
your long companion
291
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,822
for the rest of your life?
292
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,090
- I'm 35.
293
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,327
No girlfriend, found
my first gray hair.
294
00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,361
Things are rough.
295
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,696
There's only one thing to do.
296
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,197
[clears throat, tapping glass]
297
00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,934
Deena, you planned
an amazing family fun trip.
298
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,436
I wore my pink shirt.
299
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,937
But, you know,
300
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,474
tonight I have something else
planned for the family.
301
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:11,145
We're gonna go to
a ratchet Orlando strip club.
302
00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:13,147
- Oh, my God!
303
00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:14,948
[all shout]
304
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,418
- And it's Florida, so you know
it's extra ratchet.
305
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,487
- This isn't our first,
like, strip club thing.
306
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,689
We'll have fun.
307
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,991
Oh, my--no, that's Deena.
308
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,759
- Oh, man, a strip club?
309
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,361
- Sorry, Chris,
I know it's tough.
310
00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,196
- Deena won't let
Chris hang with Vinny.
311
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,898
- I was hoping we could, like,
do bingo
312
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,399
or, like, a trivia night.
313
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,935
[laughter]
314
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,372
- What's happening over here?
What is happening over here?
315
00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:40,374
- Chris isn't allowed to laugh.
316
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:41,842
- Chris can't laugh with Vinny.
317
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:45,279
I trust my husband 100%.
You know who I don't trust?
318
00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,914
- Suck it up.
We'll do this strippers.
319
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,248
- We'll suck it all up.
320
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,284
- Vinny.
Vinny's a raunch.
321
00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,986
Stop looking at him.
- It's funny, Deena.
322
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,988
- Don't have too much
fun without me, okay?
323
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,056
- You can't come?
324
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,959
- No, he's flying
in five hours.
325
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,594
- What does he have,
a wrestling match?
326
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,196
- Yeah, I'm gonna
help him pack.
327
00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:04,231
- Aw.
- She likes a good strip club.
328
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,966
- I'm so sad right now.
329
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,734
I am devastated.
330
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,170
It's very empowering
being at a strip club.
331
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,906
Guys literally die
for these strippers.
332
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,208
And the strippers are like,
333
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,043
you got to pay
to hang out with me.
334
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,079
That gives me pure,
pure joy in my life.
335
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,248
Why couldn't have
this been tomorrow?
336
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:25,752
And they're on a ten-foot pole,
[bleep] bending and twisting.
337
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,788
This takes talent.
338
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,190
Maybe.
339
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,259
Zack's like, no, no.
340
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,394
The one place...
341
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,496
the one place I love.
- Cheers.
342
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,066
- We are all dirty tonight.
343
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,201
[indistinct chatter]
344
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,803
- [bleep].
345
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,137
Zack is just,
like, ignoring me.
346
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,006
I know you don't want me
to go to the strip club.
347
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,407
You know what I do there.
348
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,310
- Jenni loves it.
- Whoo!
349
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,646
- I need money.
350
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:55,315
Now I got to go home
and pack Zack's go-go boots
351
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,618
instead of watching bitches
with go-go boots.
352
00:11:57,618 --> 00:11:59,219
Like, I am pissed right now.
353
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,922
- You can come
for a little bit, Zack.
354
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,857
She's biting
at the bit over here.
355
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:07,160
- Zack hates strip clubs,
anything to do with, like, fun.
356
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,695
To each their own.
357
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,832
I like hanging out
with girls in thongs.
358
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,668
[laughing] Zack likes hanging
out in thongs.
359
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,503
- And the gentleman
blows a kiss.
360
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,538
- [laughing]
361
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,408
- Vinny, can you move
the [bleep] strip club day?
362
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,609
- Let me see what I can do.
363
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,379
- I'm sure there'll
be another one.
364
00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,913
- Please.
365
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:35,189
[upbeat music]
366
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,124
- Think of me
when you're there.
367
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,993
Make it rain.
- We'll miss you.
368
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:39,994
See you tomorrow.
369
00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:41,662
- I'm a little upset.
370
00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:43,531
- I'm sure there
will be another time.
371
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:45,900
- I just got the link
for the strip club.
372
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:49,603
It is
a strip club/steak house.
373
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,105
- Honey, you just ate.
374
00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:53,340
♪ ♪
375
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,742
- Oh.
376
00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:56,510
What do we got? What do we got?
What do we got?
377
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,547
♪ ♪
378
00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:00,548
Marrone.
379
00:13:00,548 --> 00:13:01,549
Look at that.
380
00:13:01,549 --> 00:13:03,384
- ♪ I'm a big boy ♪
381
00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:06,754
♪ ♪
382
00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:08,155
It's good.
383
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,357
On to the steak house, guys.
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
384
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,759
- Whoo!
385
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:13,661
- ♪ We gonna shut
this thing down ♪
386
00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:16,230
- We're gonna go in the back.
- Is anybody still hungry?
387
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,631
- I'm starved.
388
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,266
- ♪ Who's about to run
the town? ♪
389
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,601
♪ Tell them
that we want it now ♪
390
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,002
♪ Tell them that
we want it now ♪
391
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,142
- I'm not gonna lie, I am mad.
392
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,144
You say that now?
393
00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:32,880
Zack said I have to go
back with him to the hotel.
394
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,949
You literally gave
me the death stare.
395
00:13:34,949 --> 00:13:36,083
That's not cool.
396
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,952
- I didn't give you
the death stare.
397
00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,924
- And now he's, poof, well,
you could have stayed.
398
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,860
Bitch, you're lying.
399
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:49,530
I'll wait for my ratchet-ness
when Nicole gets here tomorrow.
400
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,099
A strip club--
that's my favorite place.
401
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,601
That's my magical land.
402
00:13:53,601 --> 00:13:54,802
Butt naked.
403
00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:57,772
- ♪ What's up? ♪
404
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,840
- Ooh, tell Rachel
to leave the kitchen open.
405
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,242
- Rachel, where you at?
406
00:14:01,242 --> 00:14:02,910
- ♪ Yo, we're
coming through now ♪
407
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,112
♪ Chill, chill,
chill, chill, chill ♪
408
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,781
- ♪ What's up? ♪
- ♪ Sheesh ♪
409
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,415
- ♪ What's up? ♪
- ♪ Sheesh ♪
410
00:14:09,984 --> 00:14:14,388
- This is more like it.
This is a family fun trip.
411
00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:15,523
- Behave, you two.
412
00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:16,991
- Because it's fun.
413
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,363
- Yeah, let me get...
414
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:25,399
Surf and turf
at the gentlemen's club.
415
00:14:27,635 --> 00:14:30,604
It doesn't get
any more "gentleman" than that.
416
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:33,607
[elegant music]
417
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:38,245
♪ ♪
418
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,047
This right here is legendary.
419
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,016
- Yes, Mike!
420
00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:43,918
- Not only are we
getting a show,
421
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,520
but we also are
getting dinner again.
422
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,522
[chuckles]
423
00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:53,227
♪ ♪
424
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,764
- Mike is a whole
vibe right now.
425
00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:59,533
We just had the biggest meal
of our life.
426
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:00,868
That's crazy.
427
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:03,537
And he has another one
right in front of him.
428
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,342
- ♪ See me up there
in the club ♪
429
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,710
♪ Dooby, dooby, dooby ♪
430
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,779
- All right, girls.
431
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,219
Justin, he doesn't know
what to do with himself.
432
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:19,720
He's like, where do I look?
433
00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:25,359
- Are you guys ready
for a lap dance?
434
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,827
- No, but he may be.
435
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:29,563
The touching is where I don't--
You're dead meat.
436
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:32,366
- Yes.
[laughs]
437
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,034
- If you touch, dead meat.
438
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,579
- God.
439
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,587
- Sitting next to Deena
at the strip club...
440
00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:54,688
- No.
441
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,557
- It's just not my vibe.
442
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:01,695
Chris, it is a trap, bro.
443
00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:05,566
- Do not answer that question.
444
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:08,502
[alarm blaring]
445
00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:10,804
[light music,
cheers and applause]
446
00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:16,877
- Aw.
Yeah?
447
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,247
- You know, it's
just not my vibe.
448
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,486
Every two seconds,
Deena has something to say.
449
00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:32,426
- I was not expecting
such amazing performers.
450
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,427
Oh.
451
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,863
God, I think she hit her head.
452
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,197
There you go!
453
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,599
This is gonna be a fun night.
454
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,568
- Yes.
- Vinny went, yes.
455
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,339
- This is strip club hell.
456
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,176
- [laughs]
457
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,479
- This outfit would have been
[bleep] spectacular
458
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,781
at a strip club.
459
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:56,350
- I would have been
a mess thinking about you
460
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,085
with no underwear on,
and your [bleep].
461
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,955
Yeah.
- Yeah, well, I'm still bitter.
462
00:17:00,955 --> 00:17:03,824
I want to go
to every strip club
463
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:06,360
around the world.
- [sighs]
464
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,530
[hip-hop music]
465
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:16,570
♪ ♪
466
00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:19,073
- Whoo!
467
00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:21,742
Look at that.
They're talented.
468
00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,577
- Ah...
469
00:17:23,577 --> 00:17:25,813
I love you guys, but I'm gonna
have to sit somewhere else.
470
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:28,682
This is just not
my club experience.
471
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,000
You know what I mean?
472
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,084
You know what I mean?
473
00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:31,852
- Do you mind if I just talk
to you for a little bit?
474
00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:33,520
- You can talk to me.
- Yeah?
475
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,555
- Yeah.
476
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,065
- Oh, okay.
477
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,234
- All right, guys, Deener's
getting a lap dance.
478
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,073
- [laughs]
479
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,592
- I like strippers.
480
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,927
They're the perfect therapy
right now for me.
481
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,705
When you need therapy,
you need therapy.
482
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:31,779
- Yeah.
483
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,347
- As long as they hear me...
484
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,784
True that.
485
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:38,886
I'm really happy about that.
486
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,892
- Let's take one.
- Let's go.
487
00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:48,162
[electronic music]
488
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,982
- This is awesome.
489
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,551
I got this dancer
talking to me.
490
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:11,819
This is more like it.
491
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,987
I get paid a salary, okay?
492
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,322
I don't take ones.
493
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,827
What the [bleep]?
494
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,228
- That whole thing,
495
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,764
like, the other girls and I got
over it, right?
496
00:19:23,764 --> 00:19:25,899
But, like, Jenni, right?
- Oh, God.
497
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,301
- Should I talk to her?
498
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,672
- I don't know
how I planned out
499
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,609
one fun thing that I thought
would go a certain way.
500
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,946
- Oh, my God,
I miss my meatball!
501
00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:42,082
- But I end up dealing with
Angelina and Deena all night.
502
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,693
On the other hand,
if I do have to talk
503
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,130
about this stupid drama, there
might as well be booty shaking.
504
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,397
I read a book--
505
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,367
Like, one piece of
advice that I heard once,
506
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,070
make believe that
everybody in the world
507
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,906
is the smartest person in
the world and you're stupid.
508
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,298
- Is there any way that I can
do this without an apology?
509
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,466
- No! No.
510
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,003
- I knew he was gonna
say something like that.
511
00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:38,238
- There's always something
to apologize for.
512
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,740
- Right.
513
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,543
- There's always something
to take accountability for.
514
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:45,045
- But Vinny gives great
advice in a strip club
515
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,714
- Is it okay for me to
be upset about it?
516
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,550
- Yeah, you can be upset
about anything you want.
517
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,352
- All his senses are all really
heightened in a strip club.
518
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,521
- You go, I'm not
[bleep] doing [bleep].
519
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:57,257
That's what gets them going.
- Okay, okay.
520
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,693
Maybe I should go to him
more often in a strip club.
521
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,261
What's that book?
522
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,697
- "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff,
and It's All Small Stuff."
523
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,365
- Maybe you should give it
to Jenni, too,
524
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,135
because she needs
to actually listen to it also.
525
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:09,870
Thank you, Vinny.
- All right, I got to pee.
526
00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:12,005
- Appreciate it.
527
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,574
- ♪ $100 million in my hands ♪
528
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:15,242
♪ I'm making moves,
that's what I do ♪
529
00:21:15,242 --> 00:21:17,711
♪ I'm making money ♪
530
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:21,048
- Oh, we're leaving.
- Bye, Vinny. I got to go.
531
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:24,251
- Bye.
- Bye.
532
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:26,320
- Who's missing?
- Angelina.
533
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,155
- So, like, if you guys
were fighting,
534
00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:29,723
would you talk
to your friend, like,
535
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,225
and, like,
tell them how you feel?
536
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:32,759
- For sure.
537
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,394
- ♪ Hanging out my
pictures on the wall ♪
538
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,930
♪ Get up out of here,
we be headed to the club ♪
539
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:38,098
- Mike, how was the food?
540
00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,833
- The food was
surprisingly good.
541
00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,203
So I had both.
542
00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:51,011
- ♪ Let's go ♪
543
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:55,382
♪ ♪
544
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,684
- Mama's in Florida, bitches.
545
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,986
Let's see what
everyone's up to.
546
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:00,254
I'm gonna call Deena.
547
00:22:00,254 --> 00:22:01,789
Landing in Florida,
oh, my God,
548
00:22:01,789 --> 00:22:03,490
I am so excited
to see everyone.
549
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,593
[gasps]
Girl, it's 11:00.
550
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:07,861
I missed two nights.
551
00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:09,163
I have three kids.
552
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:11,665
There's always
competitions, practices,
553
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,133
literally everything.
554
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,369
But, like, party's here,
bitches--let's go.
555
00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:17,571
JWOWW.
Everyone's hungover.
556
00:22:17,571 --> 00:22:19,373
- Your call has
been forwarded to--
557
00:22:19,373 --> 00:22:21,508
- Bitch.
558
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,177
- ♪ Here I come ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
559
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,812
- ♪ I'm the one ♪
- ♪ Yo ♪
560
00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:26,780
- ♪ Ain't no sleeping till
we see the morning sun ♪
561
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,615
- You know what today is?
562
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:29,883
Haircut day.
563
00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:31,785
♪ ♪
564
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,087
It's haircut day.
565
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,223
It's haircut day.
566
00:22:36,223 --> 00:22:38,392
It's haircut day.
567
00:22:38,392 --> 00:22:41,295
Haircut day, haircut day.
568
00:22:41,295 --> 00:22:43,063
- On my way.
- Haircut day.
569
00:22:43,063 --> 00:22:44,498
- What up, man?
- All right.
570
00:22:44,498 --> 00:22:45,632
- Hey, what's up, Mike?
571
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,601
They're ready to
go for you, my guy.
572
00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:48,769
Nicole comes today.
573
00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:50,938
- When people stagger
in on vacations,
574
00:22:50,938 --> 00:22:52,306
the vibe totally changes.
575
00:22:52,306 --> 00:22:54,308
Madness will ensue
for a night or two,
576
00:22:54,308 --> 00:22:58,579
and everyone will kumbaya until
they bring in someone else.
577
00:22:58,579 --> 00:23:01,348
On one of the next vacations,
maybe you could pop in.
578
00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:02,950
And it's not easy
for me to keep a secret.
579
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,351
- Oh, I know that.
580
00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:05,953
- [chuckles]
581
00:23:05,953 --> 00:23:08,755
I really expected to
invite Ron on a vacation,
582
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:09,990
and then Sam came back.
583
00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:11,792
- Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
584
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:13,327
- Holy [bleep].
585
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:16,497
So I'm thinking, let the Sam
vibe rock for a little bit,
586
00:23:16,497 --> 00:23:20,934
and then I could bring Ron in
possibly on our next vacation.
587
00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,870
- You like Justin, though?
He seems cool, right?
588
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,872
- Yeah, he seems to have
a good temperature
589
00:23:24,872 --> 00:23:26,173
on his first day here.
590
00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:27,407
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
591
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,009
- It's not easy coming
in here either.
592
00:23:29,009 --> 00:23:30,210
- You met everybody,
593
00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:32,045
so you finally
got that out of the way.
594
00:23:32,045 --> 00:23:33,480
- They were all very nice.
595
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,048
I get a little,
you know, nervous
596
00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:37,751
answering a thousand questions
at once, but--
597
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:39,019
- You handled
yourself really well.
598
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:40,387
- It was fun.
599
00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:43,357
- ♪ Candy,
you look like candy ♪
600
00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:44,725
- Thank you.
601
00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:46,326
[gasps]
Oh, Margaritaville.
602
00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:47,661
- To be honest with you,
I didn't even look at it,
603
00:23:47,661 --> 00:23:49,396
and I can tell you
did a fire job.
604
00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:50,397
- Hello?
605
00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:51,398
- Bam.
606
00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:53,166
Did a good job.
607
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,234
- Hello?
608
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:55,869
- Look who's here.
both: Hey!
609
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,871
- Nicole!
- Where is everyone?
610
00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,007
- My meatball.
We missed you so much.
611
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:01,441
- What'd you do the first day?
612
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,644
- So we obviously had
a little bit of a sit-down.
613
00:24:03,644 --> 00:24:04,912
Initially--
- [snorts]
614
00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:06,413
How many sit-downs
did we have, honestly?
615
00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:08,181
Sit-downs--
what are we, the Mob?
616
00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:10,250
Like, obviously, friends
are gonna fight and bicker.
617
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,386
Like, we don't need to make it
so dramatic every single time.
618
00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:13,854
I'm so glad I missed that.
619
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:15,689
I'm hoping everyone got it
out the first couple days,
620
00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:16,823
and then now we party.
621
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,125
Party's here.
622
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,693
- You were missed so much
last night--it's insane.
623
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:21,328
Deena was dancing. She's like,
where's my meatball?
624
00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:22,663
Where's my meatball?
Where's my meatball?
625
00:24:22,663 --> 00:24:24,097
- Why would you do
a strip club without me?
626
00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:25,232
Oh, hey, Vin.
627
00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,833
Where's the girls?
628
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,402
- They're probably not up.
629
00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:33,607
- Ugh, it's blinding.
630
00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:34,708
- Ugh.
631
00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:36,610
- You feeling it?
632
00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:38,011
- Yeah, I don't feel great,
633
00:24:38,011 --> 00:24:39,780
but I got to get
my [bleep] together.
634
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:42,549
[upbeat music]
635
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,051
♪ ♪
636
00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:46,119
[cell phones blooping]
637
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,487
- Deener just texted.
638
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:50,290
"Everyone get ready.
Meet me in the cast suite.
639
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:52,593
"Dress comfy.
I'll explain everything."
640
00:24:52,593 --> 00:24:54,061
- "Comfy"?
- Ma'am?
641
00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:56,396
- Ma'am!
You're here!
642
00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:57,864
- Hi, ma'am.
643
00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,067
Ooh, are you hungover?
- No, actually, not that bad.
644
00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:01,268
- Do you want to
go to the suite?
645
00:25:01,268 --> 00:25:02,836
- Yeah.
- Have you been to it yet?
646
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,405
- Yeah, I saw the boys,
but I didn't see Deener yet.
647
00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:06,907
- Are you ready to head
to the suite?
648
00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:09,676
I'm so excited for today.
You're pumped, too, right?
649
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,678
- This is gonna be so much fun.
- This is cool.
650
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,347
I'm excited for today.
651
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:16,316
Everyone's gonna be like,
oh, a typical Deena activity.
652
00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:19,252
No, this trip, I'm gonna
do something badass.
653
00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:20,454
I think we're the first.
654
00:25:20,454 --> 00:25:21,855
- Hello.
- Hi.
655
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,924
- [gasps]
Meatball!
656
00:25:23,924 --> 00:25:25,525
- Hey!
- I brought a guest.
657
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,060
- Stop, we're matching.
658
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,695
- How are you? How are you?
- Good.
659
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:29,696
This is Justin.
660
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,998
- [gasps] Your man.
Hi.
661
00:25:30,998 --> 00:25:32,666
- How you doing?
- Nice to meet you.
662
00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:35,268
- Do you remember him at all?
- He carried me out of Karma.
663
00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:38,205
- Did you ever carry me out?
- I don't think so.
664
00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:39,906
- Shocking.
- [chuckles]
665
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,508
- How you doing?
How youse doing?
666
00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:44,544
- How are you?
- Oh, hello, gentlemen.
667
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,013
- What's up?
668
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:47,714
- Ooh, your boobies look nice.
669
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,249
- Mike, did you
see Nicole's here?
670
00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:50,550
- Yep.
671
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:53,620
- Okay, guys, so today
we're gonna have to wear
672
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:56,990
booties on our shoes
because we're gonna get dusty.
673
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,291
- "Dusty"?
674
00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:01,995
- Because we're doing
sandcastle competitions!
675
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:03,830
- Oh, snap.
- Oh.
676
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,365
- What?
- Deener.
677
00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:06,533
- [bleep].
- What the [bleep]?
678
00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:07,701
- What, are we seven?
679
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,169
- Bitch, I didn't
fly all the way here
680
00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:10,504
just to do sandcastles.
681
00:26:10,504 --> 00:26:11,938
I do that at the house.
682
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,640
Is there a bar there?
- Is this what we're doing?
683
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,575
- I'm just joking.
both: Oh.
684
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,110
- Oh, thank God.
685
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:18,512
- I didn't even flinch.
686
00:26:18,512 --> 00:26:20,914
- So that was a joke?
- Yes, that's not real.
687
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:24,384
I know you guys think
I usually do lame activities.
688
00:26:24,384 --> 00:26:25,619
- You can say that again.
689
00:26:25,619 --> 00:26:28,221
- So today we are...
690
00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:30,524
going into military tanks.
691
00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:32,059
- [gasps]
- What?
692
00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:33,527
- Oh, that's cool.
693
00:26:33,527 --> 00:26:35,429
- And we are crushing [bleep]!
694
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:36,863
- Oh, [bleep].
695
00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:39,433
- Freakin' going [bleep] crazy.
696
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,668
We are going to war, bitches!
697
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,937
- Good thing
I brought my two guns.
698
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,338
One, two.
699
00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:52,646
- ♪ We don't got
to fight, fight, fight ♪
700
00:26:52,646 --> 00:26:54,815
♪ We don't gotta be
another dumb cliché ♪
701
00:26:54,815 --> 00:26:56,817
- Yo, let's roll out.
We got tanks to ride.
702
00:26:56,817 --> 00:27:00,554
- ♪ I'm sitting in the front
so I don't puke ♪
703
00:27:00,554 --> 00:27:02,723
- There will be
no grenades tonight.
704
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,758
Normally, Deena's
activities consist
705
00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:08,629
of bouncy houses, ghost tours,
706
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,397
cardboard boat racing.
707
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:12,366
Now we're driving tanks today.
708
00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:13,500
- We can't all move in here.
709
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,902
I know I have to
confront Jenni.
710
00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:16,403
Nicole, you go in, and
then we're gonna go there.
711
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:17,738
- Okay.
712
00:27:17,738 --> 00:27:19,206
- Later today I will have
a conversation with her.
713
00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:20,808
- I hope it doesn't
start a real war.
714
00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,276
- Guido wars.
715
00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:24,478
- Listen, Angelina and I--
we're not friends,
716
00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,013
in my head, at least.
717
00:27:26,013 --> 00:27:28,949
But hopefully there's
no animosity or hatred.
718
00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:31,285
- They say, like, they have,
like, mud pits and stuff.
719
00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:33,020
- Oh, damn.
- So we're gonna get dirty.
720
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,722
- Well, my sneakers are ruined.
721
00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:37,224
- I'm gonna take my shoes off.
- I have these.
722
00:27:37,224 --> 00:27:38,826
- All right.
723
00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:40,327
- Do those protect?
724
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:41,729
- This is the first time
I wore these.
725
00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:43,697
- Well, I don't think
you have to go in the mud.
726
00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:45,933
all: Ooh!
- No, I'm just saying.
727
00:27:45,933 --> 00:27:48,402
all: Ooh!
- Looking for activity.
728
00:27:48,402 --> 00:27:50,471
- Is that where we're going?
- Yeah.
729
00:27:50,471 --> 00:27:52,473
[electronic music]
730
00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:53,908
- Look at that.
- Whoa.
731
00:27:53,908 --> 00:27:55,175
That thing's real.
732
00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,443
That thing shoots.
- Oh, my God.
733
00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:57,611
- Oh, wow.
734
00:27:57,611 --> 00:27:59,079
- Yeah.
735
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:00,314
- Oh, my God.
736
00:28:00,314 --> 00:28:01,749
- Tanks are here!
737
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:04,351
- These are real-deal
military equipment.
738
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,353
- Instead of cabs,
we got tanks today, boys.
739
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,289
- I don't think any of us are
qualified for this [bleep],
740
00:28:08,289 --> 00:28:09,757
but let's [bleep] go.
741
00:28:09,757 --> 00:28:11,558
- Welcome to Tank America.
742
00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:13,027
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
743
00:28:13,027 --> 00:28:14,361
I don't have
any other sneakers.
744
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:15,562
- Be right back.
745
00:28:15,562 --> 00:28:16,997
We're getting
little sneaker covers.
746
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:18,565
- Well, it's already dirty.
747
00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:22,069
- Fresh shoes is probably one
of the most important pieces
748
00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:23,270
to a guido's outfit.
749
00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:25,239
Watch my freshies!
Watch my freshies!
750
00:28:25,239 --> 00:28:27,041
Aah!
- [laughs]
751
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,208
- Come outside.
752
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,244
- Don't worry, kids.
I'll save you.
753
00:28:30,244 --> 00:28:32,212
This is in the mud.
It's in the middle of the dirt.
754
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,580
Yeah, let's put
them booties on now.
755
00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:35,215
- You must protect thy shoes.
756
00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:38,185
- When guidos go to war,
we protect our sneakers, man.
757
00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:40,921
- Are you guys' shoes good?
- Not yet.
758
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,690
- She's got the Chanels.
We need to save them.
759
00:28:42,690 --> 00:28:44,892
We might be excited,
but we love our freshies.
760
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,160
- Hello, sir.
- Reporting.
761
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,995
- Welcome.
Thank you for reporting.
762
00:28:47,995 --> 00:28:51,198
We've been doing this here
at Tank America since 2017.
763
00:28:51,198 --> 00:28:54,168
So far, I haven't had anybody
come in with shoes covered.
764
00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:56,337
- Well, you haven't had anyone
as fresh as us.
765
00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:57,504
- Oh!
- Ew!
766
00:28:57,504 --> 00:28:59,306
- Oh, my God.
- He's embarrassing.
767
00:28:59,306 --> 00:29:00,608
- He is not our friend.
768
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,142
- So we got a fun day
for you guys.
769
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,510
We're gonna do
a little tank driving.
770
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,579
Follow me inside.
We'll get you guys checked in.
771
00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:09,016
- Before we go into battle,
are there any provisions?
772
00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:10,718
- As far as, what
are we talking?
773
00:29:10,718 --> 00:29:12,119
- Food?
- We do not have any food.
774
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:14,088
We do have some drinks inside
for you.
775
00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:15,923
- A wise man once said...
776
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,825
Do you guys have
chicken tenders?
777
00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:19,593
- Um, I don't believe so.
778
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:22,363
- You don't go into battle
without bringing pizza,
779
00:29:22,363 --> 00:29:24,365
chicken fangers
and some wangers...
780
00:29:24,365 --> 00:29:26,533
What about French fries?
- I wish.
781
00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:27,935
- Along for the ride.
782
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,536
Now look at us.
783
00:29:29,536 --> 00:29:31,472
Yo, I got them
tendies on deck, kid.
784
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:34,008
I'm probably gonna
get a Medal of Honor
785
00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:35,509
for doing what I'm
doing right now.
786
00:29:35,509 --> 00:29:37,011
- We're gonna ride in tanks,
787
00:29:37,011 --> 00:29:38,879
but we're gonna do it
in fashion, people.
788
00:29:38,879 --> 00:29:40,280
- Oh, God, what'd she get us?
789
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,050
- Why do you guys always
think it's so terrible?
790
00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:44,785
- Because we've seen
the family fun shirts.
791
00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,186
These stupid shirts.
792
00:29:46,186 --> 00:29:47,688
I don't know
what you mean, Deena.
793
00:29:47,688 --> 00:29:48,689
I never got your package.
794
00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,124
- It's all camouflage stuff.
795
00:29:50,124 --> 00:29:53,060
We need camouflage stuff
so we camouflage in the tanks
796
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:56,830
and be really, like,
you know, in there.
797
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:57,865
- [grunts]
- Ew!
798
00:29:57,865 --> 00:29:59,700
- You're just--Okay.
799
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,602
- ♪ Style check ♪
800
00:30:01,602 --> 00:30:03,237
♪ Style check ♪
801
00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:04,872
- 2.0, can I trade you?
- Oh.
802
00:30:04,872 --> 00:30:06,407
- What size is that?
- You like them tight, right?
803
00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:07,408
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
804
00:30:07,408 --> 00:30:09,910
- Oh, Vinny, not that low.
805
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,745
- Oh, no, it's not matching.
806
00:30:11,745 --> 00:30:13,480
- Jenni messed me up.
807
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,150
- Yo, 2.0, I actually get
first dibs of the clothes.
808
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,418
- Be nice.
809
00:30:17,418 --> 00:30:19,053
- There we go.
- Where are you going?
810
00:30:19,053 --> 00:30:20,788
- [laughing]
I don't know what I'm doing.
811
00:30:20,788 --> 00:30:22,723
- It's like a turtle.
812
00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:25,559
- Can someone tell Vinny 2.0
that I get first pick?
813
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:29,063
- Oh, my God, get over it!
- You're swimming in that.
814
00:30:29,063 --> 00:30:30,664
- I kind of look hot.
815
00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:32,099
- Oh, my God!
816
00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:35,035
- First he takes my name.
Then he takes my girl.
817
00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:36,236
- Hey, don't go there.
818
00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:38,038
- And now he takes
my [bleep] size.
819
00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:39,940
- Oh, he's bitter.
820
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:43,410
- ♪ We used to drive
down the freeway ♪
821
00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:46,447
♪ Like we were running away
with every reason to stay ♪
822
00:30:46,447 --> 00:30:48,515
♪ Those days are long gone ♪
823
00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:49,983
- Oh.
824
00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:52,019
- ♪ Figure out
my own way of moving ♪
825
00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:54,688
[child babbles]
- I didn't break it.
826
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:57,124
- [babbles]
- Yeah, it is.
827
00:30:57,124 --> 00:30:58,358
See?
There you go.
828
00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:00,260
♪ ♪
829
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,695
- Hey, man.
How's it going?
830
00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:02,930
You liking the new house?
831
00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:04,298
Everything been
working out good?
832
00:31:04,298 --> 00:31:06,066
- Yeah, everything's nice, bro.
It's cool.
833
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:07,701
I'm finally getting
settled in Florida.
834
00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:09,803
It's definitely been
a long road to get here,
835
00:31:09,803 --> 00:31:12,739
but it's definitely a long road
ahead of me as well.
836
00:31:12,739 --> 00:31:14,108
- Get a routine.
837
00:31:14,108 --> 00:31:16,577
Try to find the ways
to make life work.
838
00:31:16,577 --> 00:31:18,212
What do you got planned
for this week?
839
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:22,483
- [sighs] I saw on Instagram
everyone's in Orlando.
840
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:25,719
And I was thinking
about maybe going down there
841
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:28,155
and just talking to everybody
and quick drive away.
842
00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:30,891
And it would
only make sense, so...
843
00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,426
- Yeah,
that's a big step, man.
844
00:31:32,426 --> 00:31:34,161
That's a really big step.
845
00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:35,963
- It's been two years
since I've seen everybody.
846
00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:37,531
I miss them.
847
00:31:37,531 --> 00:31:40,033
We all shared a bond we can
never share with anyone else.
848
00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,635
Hopefully I can
start making amends,
849
00:31:41,635 --> 00:31:44,972
and we can start getting that
bond back to where we had it.
850
00:31:44,972 --> 00:31:46,573
- You want to get out
all your thoughts
851
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,275
and be like, this has
been a crazy two years.
852
00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:49,000
Maybe I wasn't
the best at this point,
853
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,244
Maybe I wasn't
the best at this point,
854
00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:53,247
but it wasn't that
I didn't care about you guys.
855
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,782
As long as these guys see
you put your heart into it
856
00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,252
and that you actually care,
that's all people want.
857
00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:00,521
- Yeah, I agree.
858
00:32:00,521 --> 00:32:02,222
- Are you nervous?
859
00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:04,158
- I don't know.
860
00:32:04,158 --> 00:32:05,893
It's hard to see
the roommates again,
861
00:32:05,893 --> 00:32:08,295
but it's definitely
a lot more pressure
862
00:32:08,295 --> 00:32:09,730
now that Sammi is back.
863
00:32:09,730 --> 00:32:11,231
A lot of my actions
when we were together
864
00:32:11,231 --> 00:32:13,033
weren't really the best,
865
00:32:13,033 --> 00:32:15,035
and I could have been
better to her.
866
00:32:15,035 --> 00:32:17,371
So you're walking
away from this?
867
00:32:17,371 --> 00:32:18,872
- [crying]
Yeah.
868
00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:21,275
- I definitely have some things
I need to say to Sam,
869
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:23,243
and I definitely have
to right my wrongs.
870
00:32:23,243 --> 00:32:24,878
I know what
I'm gonna kind of say
871
00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,381
because I've been waiting
for so damn long.
872
00:32:27,381 --> 00:32:29,883
Kind of, like...
873
00:32:29,883 --> 00:32:32,786
you know, like,
I don't know where she stands.
874
00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:34,254
I don't know if she has
any hard feelings.
875
00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:36,857
I don't know, you know,
where she's at.
876
00:32:36,857 --> 00:32:39,026
- We've been talking
about this for two years.
877
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:40,827
You got to get it out
at some point,
878
00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,897
and I think face-to-face
is the only way
879
00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:46,733
these guys are ever gonna
believe you and see you.
880
00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:48,869
- ♪ All we got to do ♪
881
00:32:48,869 --> 00:32:50,771
- Yeah.
882
00:32:50,771 --> 00:32:54,608
- ♪ Is work it out ♪
883
00:32:54,608 --> 00:32:56,677
♪ Somehow ♪
884
00:32:56,677 --> 00:32:58,612
♪ ♪
885
00:32:58,612 --> 00:33:00,280
- This is what we're gonna do.
886
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,915
I'm gonna run through
an operations safety briefing.
887
00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:04,051
These vehicles
are about 17 tons.
888
00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:06,353
- Oh, that would be me.
889
00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:07,654
- Are you kidding?
890
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,523
- Stand up.
[all shout]
891
00:33:09,523 --> 00:33:10,924
[cheering]
892
00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,292
- Bye, [bleep].
893
00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,561
- No!
- Oh, my God!
894
00:33:16,764 --> 00:33:19,934
[hip-hop music]
895
00:33:19,934 --> 00:33:21,702
- I'm ready.
- Do it like Meilani.
896
00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:23,204
Watch me.
897
00:33:23,204 --> 00:33:25,273
- Instagram ready.
- I'd do me.
898
00:33:25,273 --> 00:33:28,009
- All right, if everybody's
ready getting all dressed up,
899
00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:30,111
we'll go ahead and go
in here to our safety
900
00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:31,379
and operations room.
901
00:33:31,379 --> 00:33:33,047
We're gonna teach you
how to drive them.
902
00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:35,116
I'll introduce you to Kevin.
Find yourself a seat.
903
00:33:35,116 --> 00:33:36,584
- These guys mean business.
904
00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:38,886
You get, like,
a whole military briefing
905
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,354
before riding the tanks.
906
00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:43,424
- We're actually
driving these things?
907
00:33:43,424 --> 00:33:45,159
- No, you're gonna go outside
and look at 'em.
908
00:33:45,159 --> 00:33:47,161
- No, no, no, I--you know--
- My name's Kevin.
909
00:33:47,161 --> 00:33:48,729
Looks like you guys
are all dressed up
910
00:33:48,729 --> 00:33:50,932
and ready to fight some
unicorns and garden gnomes.
911
00:33:50,932 --> 00:33:54,335
When we started this company,
okay, we hired a whole bunch
912
00:33:54,335 --> 00:33:55,937
of prior Marines.
913
00:33:55,937 --> 00:33:58,005
We basically looked at what the
vehicle is capable of doing,
914
00:33:58,005 --> 00:33:59,874
and that's how we designed
our course.
915
00:33:59,874 --> 00:34:02,443
I'll make you all master tank
drivers in about eight minutes,
916
00:34:02,443 --> 00:34:04,145
and they'll get you guys
loaded up on a vehicle,
917
00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:05,513
and we'll start
banging this thing out,
918
00:34:05,513 --> 00:34:08,015
because these vehicles
are about 17 tons.
919
00:34:08,015 --> 00:34:10,084
- For Mike the Situation.
920
00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:12,086
- Oh, that would be me.
all: Oh, my God!
921
00:34:12,086 --> 00:34:13,387
- Are you kidding?
922
00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:16,090
- I like to be prepared
in all situations.
923
00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:17,358
- So interrupting my briefing--
924
00:34:17,358 --> 00:34:20,294
stand up.
[all shout]
925
00:34:20,294 --> 00:34:25,066
- The safety instructor
seems a little salty.
926
00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:26,234
- Give him 20.
927
00:34:26,234 --> 00:34:27,301
- "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star."
928
00:34:27,301 --> 00:34:30,004
Ready?
929
00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:31,272
Go.
930
00:34:31,272 --> 00:34:34,609
- ♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪
931
00:34:34,609 --> 00:34:38,279
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
932
00:34:38,279 --> 00:34:40,047
- I'll help you, Mike. I ain't
letting you go out like that.
933
00:34:40,047 --> 00:34:41,349
- Hell, yeah.
- There you go.
934
00:34:41,349 --> 00:34:43,584
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
935
00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,453
- All right, so right
side of the trail--
936
00:34:45,453 --> 00:34:47,688
don't go off to the left,
all right?
937
00:34:49,257 --> 00:34:52,159
Final hill that you're gonna
go up and over, okay,
938
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:53,661
basically full throttle
up the hill.
939
00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:55,696
Once you come over
the top of the hill,
940
00:34:55,696 --> 00:34:57,231
you'll feel gravity
kind of take you.
941
00:34:57,231 --> 00:34:58,799
Let it roll down the back side
of the hill.
942
00:34:58,799 --> 00:35:00,167
I know up there, it says,
ride the brake.
943
00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:01,535
Do not ride the brake.
944
00:35:01,535 --> 00:35:03,004
Stay on the throttle as
you're going up the hill.
945
00:35:03,004 --> 00:35:04,372
Don't let the vehicle
roll backwards.
946
00:35:04,372 --> 00:35:06,107
So pretty simple.
947
00:35:06,107 --> 00:35:07,308
You're--
948
00:35:07,308 --> 00:35:08,542
Damn, man.
949
00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:10,144
You can't wait
till I go through this?
950
00:35:10,144 --> 00:35:11,846
- Um...
- You're good.
951
00:35:11,846 --> 00:35:15,349
- I didn't think you noticed.
- Oh, my God.
952
00:35:15,349 --> 00:35:16,884
- Would you like a tendie?
953
00:35:16,884 --> 00:35:18,352
- No, I'm more worried about
you hitting trees out there.
954
00:35:18,352 --> 00:35:20,554
- Who turns down
chicken fingers?
955
00:35:20,554 --> 00:35:22,456
Can I bring tendies
on the tank?
956
00:35:22,456 --> 00:35:23,791
- No.
- Okay.
957
00:35:23,791 --> 00:35:25,192
Everybody's always hungry.
958
00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:26,193
Good stuff.
959
00:35:26,193 --> 00:35:27,495
And #You'reWelcome.
960
00:35:27,495 --> 00:35:29,096
- We ready to get out
there and start driving?
961
00:35:29,096 --> 00:35:30,631
all:
Yes, sir!
962
00:35:30,631 --> 00:35:33,467
- May I have another, sir?
963
00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:35,569
- [through bullhorn] Can
I have your attention, please?
964
00:35:35,569 --> 00:35:38,139
Get ready for war.
965
00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:40,908
- Left, right, left, right,
left, right.
966
00:35:40,908 --> 00:35:42,643
- Left, left.
967
00:35:42,643 --> 00:35:43,911
- What am I doing?
968
00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:46,480
- Private Pauly D,
reporting for service.
969
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,882
[scattered laughter]
970
00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:50,251
- General BDS is
in the building.
971
00:35:50,251 --> 00:35:53,587
- GI Jenni, reporting
for service.
972
00:35:53,587 --> 00:35:55,923
- Captain Deena here.
973
00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:58,259
[laughter]
974
00:35:58,259 --> 00:35:59,694
- Did anyone call a soldier?
975
00:35:59,694 --> 00:36:02,830
Because Veteran Vinny is here
reporting for duty.
976
00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:04,131
[all shout]
977
00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:05,533
- Ew.
978
00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:08,469
- I'm the sweetest
soldier you're--
979
00:36:08,469 --> 00:36:10,604
- No, I'm the sweetest
soldier you'll ever meet.
980
00:36:10,604 --> 00:36:12,006
- Oh.
981
00:36:12,006 --> 00:36:14,141
- What am I?
- Lauren.
982
00:36:14,141 --> 00:36:16,043
- Lauren, reporting for duty.
983
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:18,379
- Private Toucher,
reporting for duty.
984
00:36:18,379 --> 00:36:21,315
♪ ♪
985
00:36:21,315 --> 00:36:23,551
- Hey, Vinny here,
reporting for duty, hey.
986
00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:25,553
- Agent May,
reporting for duty.
987
00:36:25,553 --> 00:36:27,254
- Oh, my.
988
00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:29,457
- Admiral Angelina,
reporting for duty.
989
00:36:29,457 --> 00:36:32,126
[laughter]
990
00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:34,328
- Sergeant Snooks,
ready to party.
991
00:36:34,328 --> 00:36:37,565
all: Yeah!
[cheering]
992
00:36:37,565 --> 00:36:40,701
- ♪ I feel lost in space,
and it's okay ♪
993
00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:42,937
♪ I don't want to be found
anyway ♪
994
00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:44,338
- Tanks are here!
995
00:36:44,338 --> 00:36:45,339
- Hit your head--
- Yeah.
996
00:36:45,339 --> 00:36:46,674
- Oh, God.
997
00:36:46,674 --> 00:36:48,309
- I think I'm gonna puke.
[engine turning over]
998
00:36:48,309 --> 00:36:49,977
- Are you ready for this?
- My titties might pop out.
999
00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:51,112
- Look at me, man!
1000
00:36:51,112 --> 00:36:53,013
- ♪ I don't really know ♪
1001
00:36:53,013 --> 00:36:54,248
- Bye, [bleep].
1002
00:36:54,248 --> 00:36:56,917
- Come on, Chris, faster!
1003
00:36:56,917 --> 00:37:00,121
[all screaming]
1004
00:37:00,121 --> 00:37:03,290
- ♪ You're picking me up
like Geronimo ♪
1005
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,893
♪ You're messing me up
like Geronimo ♪
1006
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:08,295
♪ Bringing me down
like Geronimo ♪
1007
00:37:08,295 --> 00:37:11,031
♪ I'm hitting the ground
like Geronimo ♪
1008
00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:12,767
♪ Picking me up
like Geronimo ♪
1009
00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:15,102
- This is the worst
one-night stand of my life.
1010
00:37:15,102 --> 00:37:16,537
- It really sucks.
1011
00:37:19,173 --> 00:37:21,842
- It's definitely not easy
driving a tank.
1012
00:37:21,842 --> 00:37:23,344
- No, Mike, go right!
1013
00:37:23,344 --> 00:37:25,146
But you have to pay attention.
1014
00:37:25,146 --> 00:37:27,515
[screaming]
1015
00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:32,853
- And it was really cool.
1016
00:37:32,853 --> 00:37:33,854
- Holy [bleep].
1017
00:37:33,854 --> 00:37:35,556
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1018
00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:38,359
- If Mike was focusing on
learning how to drive the tank
1019
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:39,927
instead of eating
chicken fingers...
1020
00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:41,095
- Guide right, move.
1021
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,530
Your brain
will naturally pull you
1022
00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:43,764
to the left side of the course.
1023
00:37:43,764 --> 00:37:45,966
- Maybe we wouldn't
have hit a tree...
1024
00:37:45,966 --> 00:37:47,501
- Would you like a tendie?
1025
00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:50,104
- No, I'm more worried about
you hitting trees out there.
1026
00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:51,605
- Like, two times.
1027
00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:53,441
Lauren, are you good?
- Yeah.
1028
00:37:53,441 --> 00:37:55,376
- ♪ It's time
for some action ♪
1029
00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:57,244
- Ah!
1030
00:37:57,244 --> 00:38:00,581
[screaming]
1031
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:02,883
♪ ♪
1032
00:38:02,883 --> 00:38:05,419
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
1033
00:38:05,419 --> 00:38:07,922
- Oh, my God!
- [laughs]
1034
00:38:07,922 --> 00:38:09,457
So cool!
1035
00:38:14,062 --> 00:38:17,198
- Let's go, dude!
1036
00:38:17,198 --> 00:38:19,200
[screaming]
1037
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,435
- What'd you guys think?
1038
00:38:20,435 --> 00:38:22,003
I see a lot of smiles
on those faces.
1039
00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:24,372
- So cool!
[all cheering]
1040
00:38:24,372 --> 00:38:26,007
- Appreciate you
guys coming out
1041
00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,508
and having some fun with us.
- Yeah!
1042
00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:28,576
- All right, let's go.
1043
00:38:28,576 --> 00:38:29,844
- Who's taking
my Instagram pic?
1044
00:38:29,844 --> 00:38:31,279
[indistinct chatter]
1045
00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:33,381
- Jenni and I are
at war right now.
1046
00:38:33,381 --> 00:38:35,416
That was fun.
1047
00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,685
But I just don't feel
like right now
1048
00:38:37,685 --> 00:38:41,022
is the place and time for
having a conversation with her.
1049
00:38:41,022 --> 00:38:42,290
Oh, it's so cute.
1050
00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:43,858
One more.
Okay.
1051
00:38:43,858 --> 00:38:45,393
- Thanks, girl.
1052
00:38:45,393 --> 00:38:47,595
I think the roommates love
Justin now that they met him.
1053
00:38:47,595 --> 00:38:48,997
- That's a good photo.
1054
00:38:48,997 --> 00:38:50,698
Angelina sent a good photo.
1055
00:38:50,698 --> 00:38:52,734
- I kind of feel, like,
complete,
1056
00:38:52,734 --> 00:38:55,470
because now I have my family
back again
1057
00:38:55,470 --> 00:38:56,938
that I missed for these years.
1058
00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:58,473
And then I have
this person in my life
1059
00:38:58,473 --> 00:39:01,409
who's so supporting
and uplifting.
1060
00:39:01,409 --> 00:39:02,577
And they're all meeting.
1061
00:39:02,577 --> 00:39:04,145
Do you have the whole one
of everyone?
1062
00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:05,713
- Yeah, yep, yep,
yep, I can get it.
1063
00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:08,349
- I feel, like, really complete
in all aspects of my life,
1064
00:39:08,349 --> 00:39:10,752
and there's no better feeling
than what I feel right now.
1065
00:39:10,752 --> 00:39:12,487
Can you send me that?
- Yeah.
1066
00:39:12,487 --> 00:39:14,322
- Thanks, Mike.
1067
00:39:14,322 --> 00:39:19,160
- ♪ I often wonder if I'm
still controlling myself ♪
1068
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,329
♪ ♪
1069
00:39:21,329 --> 00:39:26,067
♪ I long for heaven but feel
like myself in this hell ♪
1070
00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:27,635
- I haven't had
a real conversation
1071
00:39:27,635 --> 00:39:29,337
with the roommates
in almost two years.
1072
00:39:29,337 --> 00:39:33,007
I never thought I'd be
so nervous to see them.
1073
00:39:33,007 --> 00:39:35,176
We'll see what tomorrow brings.
1074
00:39:35,176 --> 00:39:36,878
♪ ♪
1075
00:39:36,878 --> 00:39:40,214
I want to apologize and say
that my actions were not
1076
00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:41,616
the best version of myself.
1077
00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:43,918
They were people
that I could always turn to,
1078
00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:45,620
but when you're
hurting yourself,
1079
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:47,188
you're hurting
people that you love,
1080
00:39:47,188 --> 00:39:48,723
but you're not realizing it.
1081
00:39:48,723 --> 00:39:50,758
You're so caught up,
where you're like, [bleep] it,
1082
00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,393
I don't even care
about myself, you know,
1083
00:39:52,393 --> 00:39:54,896
let alone care
about someone else.
1084
00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:58,533
- I love you, but you need
to get your [bleep] together.
1085
00:39:58,533 --> 00:40:01,069
- The situation is already
down the [bleep] drain,
1086
00:40:01,069 --> 00:40:02,403
and it's like, oh--
1087
00:40:02,403 --> 00:40:03,871
- No, that's the
wrong way to think.
1088
00:40:03,871 --> 00:40:05,206
That's the wrong way.
1089
00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:06,407
- The more you do it,
the worse you'll feel.
1090
00:40:06,407 --> 00:40:07,742
- I'm trying to save you.
1091
00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:09,177
I'm trying to be a good
friend right now to you.
1092
00:40:09,177 --> 00:40:10,478
- I understand.
1093
00:40:10,478 --> 00:40:12,213
You don't get it.
I'm done with this [bleep].
1094
00:40:12,213 --> 00:40:13,948
- So then be a good guy here.
- Try to find the good.
1095
00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,350
Even when it's hard sometimes,
1096
00:40:15,350 --> 00:40:17,118
days you have to look
harder to find it.
1097
00:40:17,118 --> 00:40:19,520
- What happens with me has
nothing to do with you guys.
1098
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,888
No, it doesn't.
1099
00:40:20,888 --> 00:40:22,457
- Everything we do
involves each other.
1100
00:40:22,457 --> 00:40:23,725
- No, it doesn't.
1101
00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:25,727
- Ron purposely puts
his drama out there.
1102
00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:27,762
He drags every one of us in it.
1103
00:40:27,762 --> 00:40:29,831
- He's, like, going
off the deep end.
1104
00:40:29,831 --> 00:40:31,366
- There's nothing
that I can do to tell you
1105
00:40:31,366 --> 00:40:33,134
to stop doing that 'cause
you're gonna keep doing it.
1106
00:40:33,134 --> 00:40:34,635
Matter of fact,
tomorrow you'll do it.
1107
00:40:34,635 --> 00:40:36,404
So I don't know
how to help that person.
1108
00:40:36,404 --> 00:40:38,339
So that's why
I can't help anymore.
1109
00:40:38,339 --> 00:40:41,743
- He's been arrested
in Los Angeles where he lives.
1110
00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:43,511
- It's not good.
- What the [bleep], man?
1111
00:40:43,511 --> 00:40:45,246
- Everyone was definitely
upset at the time
1112
00:40:45,246 --> 00:40:46,481
for some of your actions.
1113
00:40:46,481 --> 00:40:48,416
I think being honest is key.
1114
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:52,387
But, again, you know,
that is never easy for anyone.
1115
00:40:52,387 --> 00:40:54,422
- [sighs]
1116
00:41:01,130 --> 00:41:02,431
[cell phone chimes]
- Oh, my goodness.
1117
00:41:02,431 --> 00:41:03,899
Ron just texted me,
said he is on his way.
1118
00:41:03,899 --> 00:41:05,267
- Sam's here, though.
1119
00:41:05,267 --> 00:41:06,668
- All right, let's do this.
1120
00:41:06,668 --> 00:41:08,570
This is my chance
to make things right.
1121
00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:10,305
[knocking on door]
1122
00:41:10,305 --> 00:41:11,707
- Oh, my God.
1123
00:41:11,707 --> 00:41:13,609
- I don't want to
lose her again.
1124
00:41:13,609 --> 00:41:16,145
- It's just something that
I really am sorry for.
1125
00:41:16,145 --> 00:41:18,947
- This could change
everything.
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