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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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(GIRL SPEAKING KOREAN)
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(WOMAN SPEAKING KOREAN)
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(GIRL WHINING)
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Oh! (GASPS)
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(LASERS FIRING)(THUNDER CRACKLING)
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(WIND HOWLING)(SCREAMING)
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(DOOR UNLOCKS)
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(KEYS JANGLING)
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(SIGHS)
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Um...
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I got into the car
at 2:00.
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But then...
I was coming here.
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Well, I thought
I was coming here.
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But then Georgia
wanted to go to the loft.
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So then... You know,
she's my fare home,
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so then I had to
go to the loft.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) And when we got there,
she was like,
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"Well, now I want to take a nap."
So... (CHUCKLES)
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Then I'm waiting
for her to, like, wake up,
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and then
I fell asleep.
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I have been asleep
all night.
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(AWKWARD CHUCKLE)
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(SIGHS)
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Are you angry?
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Okay. How... How angry do
you think I should be?
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Do you think I should be,
you know, really angry?
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A little bit angry?
What do you think would be
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appropriate right now?
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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What's a good response?
Go on.
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A little angry.
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(CLATTERING)
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Can it be less angry?
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Mmm-hmm. We're not
going to fight about this.
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Fine by me.
Just not going to do it.
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Not going to do it.
The same old things...
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Going over
and over again.
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I get angry 'cause the
only time I get to see you
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is when you're hungover,
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and you stay home
all day and watch TV,
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and then you say being
out of work this long is
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"affecting" you.
And that isn't true?
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And I say you're doing nothing
to change your situation,
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and you tell me you're
going to prove me wrong,
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and then I catch you lying,
lying again to me, to yourself,
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because you stay home
all day,
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and it's just talking in circles.
I'm just getting so
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tired of it!
Tim...
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(CLICKS TONGUE, SIGHS)
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Listen.
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Georgia wanted
to go to the loft.
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I didn't even want
to go.
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Who the fuck is Georgia?
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Natasha.
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(SIGHING)
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Gloria, you are...
You're a mess.
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You are out of control,
and I love you,
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but I cannot deal
with you in that state.
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What are you
talking about?
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So I've packed your things,
they're in the bedroom.
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What? What?
You can keep the cases.
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They're cheap ones.
What?
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I think it would be best for
both of us if you were not here
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when I got back.
Okay? So, um...
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Tim!
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Goodbye.
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I'm sorry.
Tim!
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Tim!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(BREATHING RAGGEDLY)
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Yeah, that's him.
Thank God!
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WOMAN:...disgusting!
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What do you think you're
gonna get out of that?
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Disgusting! I know!
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(CACKLING) Must have been...
I don't know,
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he must have
never done anything
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since she was,
like, 12 years old.
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(GUFFAWING)
Probably not.
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Hey, Gloria!
Where's the plug?
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My phone is on red
right now.
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Trying to order some Chinese food...
Who wants an apple?
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No, I want
Chinese food!
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This is way too,
like, healthy!
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An apple, are you kidding me?
No.
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(BACKGROUND CHATTER CONTINUES)
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(SIGHS)
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(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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(GROANS)
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(BRAKE SCREECHES)
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(GROANS)
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Excuse me.
Oscar?
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Gloria.
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Gloria! Wow!
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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Oh, wow!
Whoa.
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I can't believe it! Uh...
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Oh, my God, it's a miracle
I recognized you!
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Well, yeah, I mean...
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Anyway! Hi.
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Yeah, hi! Hello.
Hi!
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Wow! Uh, so,
what are you doing here?
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Uh, um,
I needed a vacation.
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And my parents hadn't rented
out the house, and, you know,
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I haven't been
up here in so long,
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so it's just like, you know...
Sure.
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Yeah. Yeah.
What are you doing now?
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Like, right now?
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Nothing.
Wanna hang out?
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Yeah. Sure.
Yeah, sure!
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Yeah, come on,
here, hop in!
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Okay. Cool.
Yeah. Uh...
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(GRUNTS)
Okay. Do you need any help?
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm still just totally blown
away that you're actually here.
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(BOTH CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
Yeah.
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Um, where are we going?
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Oh! Yeah!
Uh, we're going to, uh, to work.
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Work at the, uh,
at the bar.
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Oh, you work at the bar
with your dad! That's nice.
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Uh, well, no, it's...
It's mine now.
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Yeah. My, uh,
dad passed away.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Oscar.
I'm really sorry.
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It's all right.
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Oh, when did that happen?
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Uh, a few years ago.
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He was a really nice guy.
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Yeah.
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How's your mom?
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I bet that was
really hard on her.
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Uh, well, she died
long before that.
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Jesus. I'm so sorry.
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Yeah. You were still
living here.
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Don't you remember?
You went to the funeral.
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GLORIA: Huh.
It looks different than I remember.
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OSCAR: Oh, well, yeah.
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No, I did some
renovations a while back.
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Yeah, less and less people
started showing up,
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and I think the whole
country-western thing
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was scaring
people away, honestly.
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Wow! Hey!
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I like it.
Yeah?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Thought you would.
It's more refined, right?
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Yeah, I just wanted something
that had a little bit more
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of a classic-feeling bar.
You know?
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Something that doesn't necessarily
need to rely on a theme
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or anything like that.
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Well, it has a theme.
No, it doesn't.
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No, I mean, it's got a vibe,
yeah, for sure,
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but, I mean,
it doesn't have a theme.
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No. What would
the theme be? Like, a bar?
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Hey, didn't this
used to be bigger?
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Yeah. Yeah.
Good memory. Yeah.
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I just ended up
shutting that half down.
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You know, we didn't need it,
with the people and everything.
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But it's all right.
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Got a buddy that comes in every
now and then that helps me out.
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Most of the time I can just
fend for myself, though, so...
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You all right?
Hmm?
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You're just...
Oh! Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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It's this nervous tic I have.
I get this itch right here...
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You look
like a monkey. Yeah.
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I look like a monkey.
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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So what?
You're Oscar's secret...
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(MUSIC PLAYING VIA SPEAKERS)
No.
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We don't know
anything about you.
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We were, uh, friends
in elementary school,
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and then I moved
to New York,
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and I've lived there
ever since.
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Now I'm just...
I'm visiting for a few days.
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You know what
your problem is?
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What's my problem?
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I used to live in New York,
too, a while back.
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I worked there for a few
months in a print shop.
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Then I met this guy
who'd lost his passport
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and he couldn't afford
a new one,
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so I decided
to help him out,
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let him stay with me
for a while.
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After a week of
living with him,
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I find out the police
are looking for him
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because he beat up
his boyfriend.
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OSCAR: Hey, Garth?
Sorry, what's my problem?
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What's your problem?
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Yeah, you asked me did I
know what my problem was,
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and then you told a story,
and I don't know what...
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What does it have to do
with me?
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I didn't ask you that.
Did I?
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Yeah, you did. Sorry.
He has this problem
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that whenever he meets someone new,
he gets very eager
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and starts babbling a lot.
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That is totally
not true.
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Sorry.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(MUSIC FADES)
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So, what do you think
of Mainhead?
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Has it changed a lot?
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To tell you the truth,
I have no fucking idea.
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OSCAR: Right back here.
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Holy shit!
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Oscar, the horses!
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no.
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Oh, my God, you kept this part
the way it was! It's awesome!
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Oscar, why don't you use it?
It's so great!
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Well, I told you,
I didn't really need it.
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GARTH: Didn't really
need it?
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He ran out of money in the
middle of the renovation.
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Couldn't afford
to finish it.
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This is his
dark little secret.
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Like a lower back tattoo.
Hey!
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(GLORIA CHUCKLING)
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Oscar!
OSCAR: Yeah.
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You're nuts.
This place is magical.
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It's... Because it's not
literal anymore!
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It's like...
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It's actually ironic now.
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Want a Tic Tac?
Why, does my breath smell?
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GARTH: Hey, Oscar!
OSCAR: Mmm-hmm.
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You got any teabags?
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OSCAR: Why, do you want
a cup of tea?
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GARTH: No, I want a teabag.
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With the little string and the
paper doohickey at the end...
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Yes, I'm familiar with the concept.
What do you need it for?
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I'm gonna do a trick.
I don't know your name.
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Uh, Joel.
Gloria.
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(WHISPERS) Why do they
always do that?
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What?
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They always introduce you
to all the guys
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except for
the good-looking ones.
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One.
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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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Oh, it's like a fucking Wes Anderson
movie in here, Oscar,
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I love it!
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I wish the songs
were better.
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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
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When we were kids,
back in school,
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every year they'd have this short
story contest in the spring,
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and Gloria here would always win!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Always!
GLORIA: Oh, come on!
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My stories
were terrible.
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Oh, yeah? Well...
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(GLORIA LAUGHS)
Mmm,
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apparently they were
better than mine, so... (CLICKS TONGUE)
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I'm gonna get more booze.
I didn't know that
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you wanted
to be a writer.
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You... (LAUGHS)
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No, I didn't. That...
You missed the point, Dumdum.
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00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,757
I'm not...
She's the writer... I'm...
250
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,070
I'm not a writer.
I mean, I don't, like...
251
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,752
I don't write fiction.
252
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,638
I write articles for
an online magazine.
253
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,640
Oh, they're on
the Internet!
254
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,875
(SIGHING) Yeah, they are.
255
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,552
Well, that's...
That's cool!
256
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,232
It is. Yeah.
257
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,788
Write down the address,
and then I could check it out.
258
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,153
Oh... Okay.
(CHUCKLING)
259
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,159
Uh-huh...
260
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,158
Yeah.
There we go.
261
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,909
(GASPS)
262
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,558
(TOILET FLUSHES)
Sorry.
263
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,198
Hey! What the hell's
wrong with you?
264
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,336
Huh? Am I gonna have to
kick your ass again?
265
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,918
Oscar, nothing happened.
266
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,320
Please. Spare me. Okay?
It's your first night back in town,
267
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,416
somebody had to go
fuck it up...
268
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,536
Easy. We've all been
drinking, okay?
269
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,959
It's fun.
We're just having fun.
270
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,473
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened!
271
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,629
Yeah...
272
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,756
What's going on?
Nothing! (CHUCKLES)
273
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,353
(CLICKS TONGUE)
274
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,712
(KEYS JANGLING)
275
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,679
Jesus Christ.
276
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,479
(WHISPERS) What happened?
277
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,799
(GRUNTS)
278
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,158
(SIGHS)
279
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,869
(CHILDREN LAUGHING, PLAYING)
280
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,948
Shit.
281
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,198
(SIGHS)
282
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,433
(GRUNTING)
283
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,516
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
284
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:51,955
(GRUNTS)
285
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,629
(SIGHING)
286
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,758
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
287
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,151
(WIND HOWLING)
288
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,352
(THUNDER CRACKLING)
289
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,236
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Oh.
290
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,511
(GROANING)
291
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,669
Ow!
292
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,515
(WHISPERS) What the...
293
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,629
Hi.
294
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,233
Oh, hey, sis, what's up?
295
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,958
No, I'm okay. I'm just...
296
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,675
I'm okay. Yeah.
297
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,736
No, I haven't heard anything.
What are you talking about?
298
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,159
What?
299
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,470
Oh, come on. I mean,
that's gotta be like a...
300
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,109
(STAMMERING)
301
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,112
It sounds like an Internet
prank or something, right?
302
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,829
It's like
a viral hoax? Right?
303
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,233
What?
304
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,593
Oh, my... Oh, my...
305
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,096
Okay, you know,
I need both my hands.
306
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,031
I gotta call you back.
Okay, bye.
307
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,314
Oh, my God!
308
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,913
(WHISPERS) Holy shit.
309
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,951
Oh, my God.
310
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,199
(GASPS)
311
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,031
(CHATTER IN KOREAN)
312
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,913
(GUNSHOT)
313
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,877
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
314
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,679
(GASPS)
315
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,792
(CRASHING)
316
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,199
(GASPING)
317
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,152
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
318
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,676
(RINGING TONE)
319
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,790
TIM: Hello?
Um, is this a good time to talk?
320
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,950
I mean, are you...
Are you busy?
321
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,674
Yeah, I'm fine. Just got home.
What's wrong?
322
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,877
What's wrong?
Oh, my God, Tim.
323
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,638
I just looked at the news,
and I...
324
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,039
I think I'm in shock.
325
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:20,956
I mean, a giant monster just
materialized over Seoul.
326
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,633
Out of nowhere!
I mean...
327
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,039
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's crazy.
328
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,076
But, Gloria, that happened,
like, nine hours ago.
329
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,718
You're just hearing
about this?
330
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560
Yeah.
331
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,471
Well, what have you been
doing all day?
332
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,592
I... Um...
333
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,991
I've been, like, you know,
doing stuff around the house.
334
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,833
Hey, what are you...
What are you getting at, Tim?
335
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,240
I'm worried about you,
that's all.
336
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,896
You said you were going home
to figure things out,
337
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,148
to get
your life together...
338
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,390
(STUTTERING)
That is exactly what I'm doing!
339
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,630
Gloria, if you're still out
drinking all night,
340
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,870
you need professional help.
341
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,871
You know, we've been
here before, and...
342
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,154
(GROANS)
343
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,439
(SIGHING)
344
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,748
(DISTANT SHOTS)
345
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,718
NEWSCASTER:... whether this shocking
phenomenon is considered an attack
346
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,199
or a natural disaster.
347
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,714
Meanwhile, the global
state of emergency continues,
348
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,153
with stock markets plunging.
349
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,475
Thanks.
350
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,708
So far, this is
the best footage we have
351
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,155
of the creature
vanishing into thin air.
352
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,639
The unprecedented nature of...
353
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,199
Did you get that tingle?
354
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,736
When you know
you're watching something
355
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,376
that's gonna change
the course of history?
356
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,216
Stephen Hawking has been the
most outspoken among scientists
357
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,515
in raising the question
of whether we need to revise
358
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,036
our entire understanding
of the laws of physics.
359
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,510
With hundreds of specialists
already converging on Seoul,
360
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,750
initial scientific analysis
has raised concerns...
361
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,398
OSCAR: All those
innocent victims.
362
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,799
And here we are,
363
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,758
just thinking how lucky
we are to be watching.
364
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,554
...this, and the high level
of air contamination
365
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,074
triggered by the destruction,
have accelerated
366
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,835
the evacuation of many
affected urban areas.
367
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,514
The UN has called for
a worldwide ceasefire,
368
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,751
and is asking for support from
all nations able to help.
369
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,829
The US and NATO forces
have already been dispatched
370
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,672
to help with search
and rescue operations,
371
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,514
as the number of injured or missing
citizens continues to climb.
372
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,192
After the first
public statement
373
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,793
from the South
Korean president...
374
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,678
(REPORTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
375
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,989
(SIGHS, SNIFFLES)
376
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,072
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
377
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,355
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
378
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,799
(GLORIA MOANS)
379
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,238
Uh...
380
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,432
(SIGHS)
381
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,436
(RINGING TONE)
382
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,437
TIM: Hello?
Hi.
383
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,797
Did I wake you up? No. It's okay.
What's up?
384
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,996
I just want to
talk to you.
385
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,672
I just woke up,
386
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,911
and, um, I thought you'd
be on your way to work,
387
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,433
so I wanted to talk
to you.
388
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,795
Gloria, Gloria,
you're drunk.
389
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,996
I'm not talking to you
when you're drunk.
390
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:44,436
I'm not drunk.
I'm talking to you.
391
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,075
I've been, uh, getting
stuff for the house.
392
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,798
I bought, uh...
393
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,200
I bought
an inflatable mattress.
394
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,680
I've got to get ready for work, okay?
I'll talk to you later.
395
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,869
Shit.
396
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,589
Shit!
397
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,150
(AIR PUMP WHIRRING LOUDLY)
398
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,116
(AIR PUMP CONTINUES WHIRRING)
399
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,839
(DOORBELL RINGING)
400
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,196
(GRUNTING IN PAIN)
401
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,555
Hi.
402
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,515
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Hi.
403
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,999
I brought you a TV.
404
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,832
Careful.
(GLORIA CLEARS THROAT)
405
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,672
(AIR PUMP CONTINUES WHIRRING)
406
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,149
Oh, shit.
Uh, I just gotta...
407
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,198
I mean, I think we should
probably put it in here.
408
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,157
Yeah.
Sorry. Ugh...
409
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,992
(WHIRRING STOPS)
Um...
410
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,357
Yeah, sorry, it's kind of, uh,
a mess in here.
411
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,716
This is, uh, the only place I can
get Wi-Fi without a password, so...
412
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,554
Um, what did you say?
What...
413
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,631
I didn't say anything.
Oh, okay.
414
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,919
Why don't we pop it
over here?
415
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,718
Got the outlet
and everything.
416
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,549
Okay. You want me
to, uh, do anything, or...
417
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,551
No! Honestly. I'm good.
I know what I'm doing.
418
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,776
I like doing
this kind of stuff.
419
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,233
Okay. Thank you.
420
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,639
Oh, I gotta say,
this is a...
421
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,119
This is
a pretty nice surprise.
422
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,592
What, the TV?
Yeah.
423
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,513
We talked about this last night.
Don't you remember?
424
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,511
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
425
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,233
Yeah. Yeah.
426
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,359
Did the monster come back?
427
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,395
Uh, yeah.
It attacked Seoul again.
428
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,038
What?
But not as bad.
429
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,476
You know,
the thing appeared,
430
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,551
the monster,
in the, uh, same place,
431
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,039
but it just stood there
432
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,317
and, like, made a bunch of
weird hand gestures. I dunno.
433
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,269
But it did destroy a few buildings
and some people got hurt,
434
00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,918
but, again,
nothing like last time.
435
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,759
What time did it happen?
436
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,471
8:05.
The same...
437
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,676
Exact same time.
That's weird.
438
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,797
Same time as yesterday, and
same time as, you know,
439
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,995
the other time
it showed up.
440
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,274
What other time?
441
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,195
You...
442
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,438
I'll show you. Yeah.
Yeah... Yeah. Please.
443
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,828
(EXHALES)
444
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,638
Can't believe
you haven't seen this.
445
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,594
This is, uh...
446
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,435
Yeah.
447
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,880
It was, like,
25 years ago.
448
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,315
Oh, my gosh!
449
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,616
It appeared and disappeared,
exact same...
450
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,676
8:05, right on the dot.
451
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,416
Back then, everyone just
thought it was a hoax.
452
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,238
But, yeah, it's
the only photo they have.
453
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,914
Not the greatest quality,
but, you know, you can tell...
454
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,270
Whoa... it's it from
the silhouette, right?
455
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,588
Seoul, too?
456
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,238
Uh, yeah,
that was in Seoul, yeah.
457
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,998
Well, that's a shame.
458
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,354
Why do you say that?
459
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,839
Well, you know, like...
460
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,072
If the monster
is only attacking Seoul,
461
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,476
then all the rest of the world
will stop caring, you know?
462
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,630
Like all the ceasefires
that happened, they...
463
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,996
(GROANS) They'll just end.
464
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,753
Hmm.
465
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,558
So you don't remember anything
we talked about last night, huh?
466
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,833
(SIGHS)
467
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,036
I got really melodramatic,
didn't I?
468
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:21,716
Well, uh, you told me that you
weren't really on a vacation.
469
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,916
That you've been looking
for a job for a year,
470
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,468
and you've been living
with your boyfriend, Tim,
471
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,278
and, uh,
it didn't work out,
472
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,736
and since you didn't
have any money,
473
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,456
you decided to move back
here for a little while.
474
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,869
For the record, I figured out
that you were broke on my own,
475
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,336
so you don't have to
feel bad about...
476
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,830
Oh, well. Congratulations.
Is there anything else?
477
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,593
I told you that if you wanted
to give me a hand at the bar,
478
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,715
you're more than welcome.
479
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,656
You know, make a little money
while you're staying here.
480
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,910
What did I say?
(CHUCKLES) You said yes.
481
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,474
(SCOFFS)
482
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,795
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
483
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,016
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
asked you when you were drunk.
484
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,976
That's bad timing by me... No.
What are you talking about?
485
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,594
That's such a nice thing to do.
Figured I'd offer, I'm sorry.
486
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,598
But, I mean,
do you need help at the bar?
487
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,873
If this mess
keeps going on, yeah,
488
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,456
yeah, I'll definitely
need help at the bar.
489
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,799
People gotta drink.
490
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,872
Okay, I'll tell you what.
491
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,473
I'll come to work
at the bar
492
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,232
if you agree that we clean
up the western side.
493
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,158
Mmm-hmm.
494
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800
All right, you're hired!
495
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,029
Yes.
Mmm-hmm.
496
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,156
Country side is gonna open!
497
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,231
Make it official. Boom.
Thank you.
498
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,874
Uh, start at 5:00? Tonight?
499
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,109
Great.
500
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,536
All right.
Well, there we have it.
501
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,391
Hey.
Yeah.
502
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,913
Uh...
503
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,200
Thank you.
504
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,920
Oh. Yeah. Of course.
505
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,715
OSCAR: You need a sofa.
506
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,471
Huh? What?
507
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,313
You should get a sofa for in here,
so you can watch, you know...
508
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,510
Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
Hang out.
509
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,435
All right. You want me
to pick you up later?
510
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,432
That'd be great! Thank you.
Cool. Can do.
511
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,192
(DOOR OPENS)
Thank you!
512
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,918
OSCAR: Mmm-hmm.
(DOOR CLOSES)
513
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,314
Perfect.
Okay.
514
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,949
NEWSCASTER: The impact of the creature's
appearance has been felt worldwide.
515
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,238
Additionally, a large number of
humanitarian forces are arriving in Seoul
516
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,198
to help with rescue
and recovery efforts.
517
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,431
A coalition of religious members
have lent their support
518
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,198
and plan to visit
affected areas.
519
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,435
(COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING)
520
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,112
(SIGHS)
521
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,951
NEWSCASTER: Despite the lack
of recent attacks,
522
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,951
the city remains
on high alert.
523
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,871
As there seems to be
no discernible pattern
524
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,032
to the location of the monster's
appearance or path of destruction,
525
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,678
the entire city of Seoul
526
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,109
and its surrounding suburbs
are on high alert.
527
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,599
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
528
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,200
GARTH: See, I don't think
it's alive.
529
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,949
What do you mean?
530
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,669
I mean,
it's not an animal.
531
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,149
It's like a machine,
532
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,630
and it's being operated by
remote control or something.
533
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,789
OSCAR: Mmm.
534
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,475
Do you ever notice how
it just keeps moving,
535
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,711
destroying everything
in its path,
536
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,239
but it never looks down?
537
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,868
If you were walking,
surrounded by buildings
538
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,157
up to your waist
or your shoulder,
539
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,232
wouldn't you look around
to see where you were going?
540
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,631
Even if you wanna
destroy everything,
541
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,759
it makes no sense to keep
staring straight ahead
542
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,353
if everything is below you.
543
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,159
Hey. You okay?
544
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,589
(SIGHING)
545
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,078
(SIGHS)
546
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,870
(PHONE ALARM BLARING)
547
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,318
(KIDS YELLING)
548
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,195
NEWSCASTER 2: This is the
creature's third appearance.
549
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,679
Surprisingly...
(GASPS)
550
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,069
...there were no reported
casualties or property damage,
551
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,311
as the monster hasn't moved from the
spot of its initial appearance...
552
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,555
(GASPS)
553
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,736
NEWSCASTER 1:
Despite the confusion caused
554
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,318
by the creature's
last appearance,
555
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,550
NATO, the UN
and coalition forces
556
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,198
remain on high alert.
(SIGHS)
557
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,197
In a statement...
Ah!
558
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,396
...military forces
will be ready to strike
559
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,391
if the monster appears again.
What the...
560
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,074
What the...
I don't understand...
561
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,913
Come on... No, no...
562
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,515
(GRUNTS) Come on! Ah!
563
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,376
(INHALES SHARPLY) The inability
of the government to
564
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,994
evacuate its citizens quickly
enough has forced the council
565
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,514
to model the potential
civilian casualties involved
566
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,068
in moving forward
with the operation.
567
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,392
This move has caused
a massive outcry from
568
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,232
humanitarian organizations
569
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,958
around the world.
570
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,158
Okay.
571
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,271
(WHISPERS) Okay.
572
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,992
(MONITOR BEEPING)
573
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,720
Hey.
574
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,109
Hi! Fine.
How are you doing?
575
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,156
I just wanted to apologize
for the other day.
576
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,437
I was just, um...
You know, my tone.
577
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,317
I've just been
lecturing you a lot,
578
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,631
and I just haven't even really asked,
you know, if you're okay.
579
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,988
(STAMMERS) I'm fine.
580
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,680
I'm not trying to pry
or anything, I'm just, um...
581
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,752
Don't really know what
you're actually doing there.
582
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,199
What I'm actually doing?
583
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,280
I'm... It...
584
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,358
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm, um, working.
585
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,908
Working?
Yeah. Yeah!
586
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,275
I'm working in a bar.
587
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,351
It belongs to a friend
of mine from school,
588
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,193
and, um,
he hired me part-time,
589
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,077
and I am a waitress.
590
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,470
You're a waitress?
Yeah.
591
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,114
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Um...
592
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,269
But...
593
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,998
Hold on.
Gloria?
594
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,631
Oscar.
Brought the sofa.
595
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,631
Hi!
Hi!
596
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,994
(JOEL GRUNTS)
597
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,793
What? A sofa?
Yeah. You wanted a sofa.
598
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,679
I wanted a sofa?
599
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,550
Uh, okay, so bring it
through here.
600
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,274
Yeah. I think it would
be good in here. Um...
601
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,576
Say we go
against this wall here.
602
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,238
Yeah, yeah, that'd be...
603
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,992
Oh, my gosh.
OSCAR: What?
604
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,674
A futon!
605
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,875
Yeah, is that okay?
606
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,679
GLORIA: You remember
my inflatable mattress?
607
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,976
It has a hole
in it or something.
608
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,856
I don't know. It deflated.
My back is killing me.
609
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,314
Thank you! Oh, my gosh!
Yeah.
610
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,237
Oh!
611
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,520
(OSCAR LAUGHING)
612
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,669
That's so nice.
613
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,998
It's good timing then, huh?
Mmm-hmm.
614
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,753
(LAUGHS)(SIGHS)
615
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,559
I've never seen anyone so
excited about a futon before.
616
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,278
Highlight of my day.
617
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,430
OSCAR: Well, sorry to break
up the love affair here,
618
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,272
but we gotta go to work.
619
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,554
No.
Yeah.
620
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,551
Not yet, not yet!
621
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,518
Yeah, it's time to work.
Let's go.
622
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,839
Okay.
623
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,512
Hold on,
I just gotta grab my phone.
624
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,600
OSCAR: Do it!
625
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,039
(SIGHS)
626
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,274
(DOOR OPENS)
627
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,669
That's amazing.
I owe you big for that.
628
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,554
(DOOR CLOSES)
629
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,039
All right,
so I want you to watch,
630
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,997
because this is how
Oscar dances
631
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,593
when he is trying
to seduce you.
632
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,954
It was a wedding.
Right, right.
633
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,136
Okay? This is not
my normal...
634
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,391
Note the fingers gyrating around
the entertainment center.
635
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,235
(ALL LAUGHING)
636
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,476
What are you doing?
(PHONE VIBRATING)
637
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,991
OSCAR: Hilarious.
(GARTH CACKLING)
638
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,872
JOEL: Hilariously accurate!
639
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,559
(PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING)
640
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:08,868
So. The astronaut climbs
into the capsule.
641
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,515
Hey, Joel, just make sure to
turn off the lights in here.
642
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,636
Don't turn anything off
and on out front, okay?
643
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,160
JOEL: I got it!
Just forget it.
644
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,056
Nobody's even paying attention.
Doesn't matter.
645
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,593
What?
OSCAR: Listening to what?
646
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,275
To the story about the astronaut!
Jesus Christ!
647
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,029
Weren't you listening
to a word I was saying?
648
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,673
No! Who cares
about the story?
649
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,512
Are you gonna
do the trick, or what?
650
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,876
I'll do the trick at the end of
the story about the astronaut.
651
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,194
Why?
652
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,113
(STAMMERS) If the trick's
good enough, fuck the story.
653
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,633
But what if
the trick sucks?
654
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,153
Fuck the story.
655
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,159
(WHISPERS) All right.
656
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,636
OSCAR: All right,
just to catch you up,
657
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,154
blah, blah, blah,
there's an astronaut, et cetera.
658
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,753
All right, here we go.
Showtime.
659
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,068
Don't blow it out.
660
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,073
Patience...
661
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,513
Not all that interesting.
662
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,114
(GASPS)
663
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,153
Oh! Look at that!
664
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,313
Huh.
(GARTH GASPS)
665
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,869
Very cool. Very cool.
666
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,096
I feel like it would have been
better with the story, though.
667
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,336
GARTH: Are you
fucking kidding me?
668
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,032
I need to tell
you guys something.
669
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,632
But you have to promise that
you're not gonna tell anyone.
670
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,870
Okay? Not a soul.
All right?
671
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,635
This is a secret between us.
No one else can know, okay?
672
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,999
All right.
673
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,912
We gotta go to the park,
674
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,068
and then I am gonna
show you guys something.
675
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,995
OSCAR: All right.
676
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,675
Okay. Uh, there's
a website called, um,
677
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,079
"Seoul Under Attack:
Live Feed,"
678
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,856
something like that.
You gotta find that one,
679
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,031
and, uh, everybody
over there. Okay.
680
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,599
Gloria, what is this?
(SHUSHING)
681
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,360
I just need everybody
to be quiet. Just go.
682
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,949
(SOFTLY) Okay.
683
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,679
All right.
Good, good, good.
684
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,836
Everybody's gonna be
over there,
685
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,799
and I am...
I'm gonna be on this side...
686
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,235
All right, I got it.
Now what? (SPITS)
687
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,591
You... Joel.
688
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,680
Come on!
689
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,869
Yeah. Okay.
Okay.
690
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,711
Um... Uh, click on the window that has...
It's the river area.
691
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,949
The third one, I think?
692
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,315
Okay.
693
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,788
Okay.
694
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,429
Okay.
695
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,990
Okay, it's gonna happen really soon,
so just wait for it.
696
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,560
Wait for what?
697
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,640
Just watch your screen
and tell me when you see it.
698
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,308
See what?
699
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,832
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
700
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,196
Holy shit.
All right. It's back.
701
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,319
Do you see it?
Yeah, I got it.
702
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,079
Is it there?
The giant monster? Yeah.
703
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,753
(GLORIA CHUCKLING)
704
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,270
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
705
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,280
GARTH: Holy shit!
Gloria, you gotta see this!
706
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,073
GLORIA: What is it doing?
707
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,388
It's dancing.
708
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,789
It's dancing, like...
709
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,714
Holy shit.
710
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,109
(GLORIA LAUGHING)
711
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,759
GARTH: Uh, it stopped.
712
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,949
Hi, assholes! Mwah!
713
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,240
I'm blowing you kisses.
I am blowing you kisses!
714
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,674
GARTH: Whoa!
715
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,955
JOEL: What the...
GARTH: Okay. How? How?
716
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,712
Wait. This isn't happening.
717
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,216
No, no, no.
This is not happening.
718
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,993
This is one of those practical joke apps.
This is a joke.
719
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,275
But, you know,
I still feel like dancing, so...
720
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,080
Can you guess which
film this is from, huh?
721
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,760
The fuck is going on?
(GLORIA LAUGHING)
722
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,678
Do you wanna make
any requests?
723
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,035
This does not last
that long.
724
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,673
It's a joke.
What...
725
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,590
What the...
(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
726
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,119
Ow.
727
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,914
(STAMMERS) They're shooting
at you. Missiles.
728
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,437
They're shooting at me?
Are you serious?
729
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,556
Who? Where? Where?
730
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,115
All right.
Come on, fuckers!
731
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,316
You wanna mess with me?
Come on!
732
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,749
(GRUNTING)
733
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,713
Ow! What was that?
734
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,673
A helicopter crashed.
735
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,309
Into my head?
736
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,154
Yeah.
737
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,910
With, like, the pilot
and everything?
738
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,758
(PEOPLE CLAMORING OVER THE SCREEN)
739
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,840
Wow.
740
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,275
OSCAR: All right, Gloria.
What is this? Shit.
741
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,998
Shit. I don't want
to be here anymore.
742
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,712
Um, I don't...
How do I get out?
743
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,456
Which way is the river?
I don't know where it is...
744
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,480
Hey! Gloria!
745
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,999
I don't want to
be here anymore,
746
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,593
can you just show me...
Holy shit!
747
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,033
What? (GASPS)
748
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,836
NEWSCASTER 2:(MUFFLED) This is the only
footage of the attacks we have so far.
749
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,036
It's unbelievable,
I mean, look...
750
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,636
(NEWSCASTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
751
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,319
(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
752
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,834
...trying to understand what
their lives have become.
753
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,549
Trying to comprehend
everything they've lost.
754
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,471
(SIRENS, EXPLOSIONS)
755
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,233
(HORRIFIED GASP)
756
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,108
(DOOR CLOSES)
757
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,600
Oh, you're up.
758
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,072
I took your keys,
759
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,480
'cause I didn't want to
wake you when I got back.
760
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,073
Um, I hope
that's okay. I...
761
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,239
Also, I noticed you
didn't have any food...
762
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,675
How many people
did I kill?
763
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,275
Um...
764
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,029
Give me the paper.
765
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,509
Wait, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Gloria, listen...
766
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,320
Can you please tell me
how many people died?
767
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,674
How about I fix you something to eat,
and then we can...
768
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,478
We can just talk about
it calmly, you know?
769
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,759
Um...
770
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,680
Not many.
771
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,715
All right?
772
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,271
(SOBBING) Fuck!
773
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,669
What are you doing?
774
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,872
"Not many"? How many does
"not many" mean?
775
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,256
Gloria. Okay, you gotta
calm down.
776
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,136
Does it mean 100 people?
Does it mean 200 people?
777
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,456
Gloria!
What does "not many" mean?
778
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,696
(PANICKING)
I gotta tell someone.
779
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,336
I gotta turn myself in.
Hey! You gotta calm down.
780
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,429
I gotta turn myself in...
781
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,096
Wait, now, hold on!
I gotta tell them what happened...
782
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,576
Yeah, but you don't know
what happened.
783
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,160
(SOBBING) Yes, I do! Yes, I do!
I killed a shitload of people
784
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,470
because I was acting like
a drunk idiot! Again!
785
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,797
Hey! Gloria! Hey! Hey!
786
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,514
That's not what happened!
787
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,234
What?
788
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,633
Well, not the only thing
that happened.
789
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,878
Pretty sure that's me.
790
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:09,157
We can see streets littered with
debris here after the attack.
791
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:13,153
There appear to be several
emergency response vehicles...
792
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,708
They're so freaked out by the
giant robot suddenly appearing
793
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,520
that they're not talking
about the dancing.
794
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,513
Okay. Okay.
795
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,950
Had you ever been in the
park at 8:05 before?
796
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,435
Mmm... I can't recall.
I don't think so.
797
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,511
You don't think so?
You don't... Come on.
798
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,670
Been in the park at that
time in the morning?
799
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,632
No. No, definitely not.
800
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,154
So this could've happened at any
time during all these years.
801
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,277
Yeah. It's crazy that it only
happens to the two of us.
802
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,432
And the first time my monster
appeared was when we were kids?
803
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,351
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
Excuse me? More coffee?
804
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,188
No... No...
805
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,199
I'm good. Thanks.
806
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,896
Do you think
she heard something?
807
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,296
I think she heard something.
Heard what?
808
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,833
That we're the ones
destroying Seoul?
809
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,680
Shh! Shut up!
Don't say that!
810
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:56,755
Calm down!
811
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,696
Even if she heard you,
she'd have no idea
812
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,073
what we're
talking about, okay?
813
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,233
I just... I think we need to keep it cool,
be careful, okay?
814
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,912
People are looking
at us.
815
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,797
(WHISPERING) People are
looking at us!
816
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,915
Hi. I'm the robot.
She's the monster.
817
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,240
(LAUGHING UNCOMFORTABLY)
He's...
818
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,470
(WHISPERING) I'm leaving!
I'm leaving!
819
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,357
Whoa! Hey! Stop.
I'm sorry.
820
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,398
Okay? Just calm down.
Now, what were you saying?
821
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,920
You were talking about the first
time your monster showed up.
822
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,271
Okay. What were we doing
back then?
823
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,116
Um, going to school.
824
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,437
No. What were we doing
at that exact time?
825
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,112
We were going to school.
826
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,509
Yeah. 8:05 is when we would
be walking to the bus stop.
827
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,749
That's right!
828
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,034
Yeah, but I don't remember
walking through that park...
829
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,120
In fact, that wasn't even
a park when we were kids.
830
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,636
You know? Remember?
It was that fenced-off area...
831
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,800
It was a construction site.
832
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,598
Yeah, with, like,
garbage and trees...
833
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,176
GLORIA: But it was,
like, dirt, it wasn't...
834
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,634
OSCAR: Mmm-hmm.
GLORIA: Right!
835
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,432
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
836
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,234
Do you still wanna confess?
837
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,718
No.
838
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,234
I feel terrible,
but I'm, you know...
839
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,078
Not like confessing
is gonna do any good.
840
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,354
No, that's true.
841
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,475
Actually, there's nothing
we can do.
842
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,314
There's nothing we can do.
843
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,999
Yes, there is.
844
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,794
(GRUNTS)
845
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,439
Boom.
846
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,233
Did he think
it was weird?
847
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,957
No. No, not at all.
Nah, he's an old friend.
848
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,280
I've been coming here
for years.
849
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,114
(SIGHS) Look, he even gave us free food.
Nice, huh?
850
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,837
(SIGHS) Okay.
851
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,192
So, uh, where do you
want to meet later?
852
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,756
Oh! Uh... You know what,
man, it's your night off.
853
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,056
You should probably
get some rest.
854
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,593
I can do this.
It's fine.
855
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,716
Are you kidding me?
I'm not gonna be able to sleep.
856
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,715
(ENGINE STARTING)
857
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,313
Me neither.
858
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,878
GLORIA: I guess it was the
wrong time to be funny.
859
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,473
When I made a humorous allusion
halfway through a sentence.
860
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,513
Um, thought it was funny
at the time,
861
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,696
and, you know,
it seemed harmless,
862
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,995
because it was
a play on words.
863
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,496
A play on words is funny
'cause of how it sounds,
864
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,600
not 'cause of what
it means.
865
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,797
They didn't fire me,
866
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,394
but when they started downsizing,
I was the first to go.
867
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,635
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
868
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,630
Oh, you jerk,
you already knew.
869
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,839
Yes. I'm sorry.
870
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,190
Ugh. Why didn't you
tell me?
871
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,256
Why are you letting me, like...
(IMITATES RETCHING)
872
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,872
Why? I don't...
...my past?
873
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,176
I didn't want you
to think I was creepy,
874
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,553
like I'm some
sort of stalker...
875
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,272
Well, it's too late for that.
You know?
876
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,834
(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
877
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,640
So you've been following
me all these years?
878
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,313
Of course I have.
879
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,512
Somebody actually
made it out of here
880
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,113
and did something
special for once.
881
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,678
You know, this place
is not bad at all.
882
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,716
You've got your friends,
the bar's cool...
883
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,358
Yeah. No, that's true.
884
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,556
I think some of the girls
have their eyes on you.
885
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,190
Some of the ladies.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
886
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,508
You don't say.
887
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,080
I was actually this close to getting
married about six years ago.
888
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,669
Really?
Mmm-hmm.
889
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,070
I, uh, asked this girl
to move in with me,
890
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,071
you know, just to see
how things would work.
891
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,469
Her and her baby, actually.
892
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:56,076
And, uh, it didn't last.
She got bored real quick.
893
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,435
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm sorry.
894
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,993
I don't blame her.
895
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,432
It's hard not to get bored.
896
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,513
I mean, there are ways,
but none of them are healthy.
897
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,256
Hell, look what had to happen
898
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,920
for things to get
interesting around here.
899
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,753
(BLOWS) Giants attacking
South Korea.
900
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,999
No. I mean you.
901
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,312
(DISTANT AIR RAID SIRENS)
902
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,868
What's that?
(SIGHS) Sirens in Seoul.
903
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,952
Announcing I might show up.
904
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,512
Then go.
905
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,794
Wait, what are you doing?
906
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,816
What do you mean? I thought we
were going to do this together?
907
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,720
No, Oscar, this is my thing.
This is my problem.
908
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,600
I'm confused. Why did you ask
me to come out here, then?
909
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,557
Well... I didn't...
You offered!
910
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,676
Can you just let me do it?
Please, just...
911
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,673
Yeah, okay.
912
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,836
(KIDS YELLING, PLAYING)
913
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,878
Oh, hold on.
914
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,354
Okay. Yeah, you're there.
915
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,950
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
916
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,517
(YELLING IN KOREAN)(AIR RAID SIRENS)
917
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,751
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
918
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,429
Okay. It's clear.
919
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,840
Are you sure?
920
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,555
Yeah, I'm sure.
921
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,439
You're fine. Go ahead.
922
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,515
(SCREAMING)
923
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,838
The message is clear.
"I'm sorry.
924
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,469
"It was a mistake.
It won't happen again."
925
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,154
This shocking gesture
has been met by skepticism
926
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,276
from government
and military leaders.
927
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,070
Just like I thought!
It's a good monster.
928
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,832
It's been a good guy
the whole time.
929
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,593
This confirms the creature is intelligent,
understands language,
930
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,672
at least Korean, and is
eager to communicate.
931
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,877
Many residents have decided
to return to their homes.
932
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,110
The people of Seoul
have remained resilient...
933
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,635
(NEWSCASTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
934
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,119
Congratulations.
935
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,113
GARTH: I get that you don't trust
the translators on the Internet,
936
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,674
but your friend, the one at the restaurant.
OSCAR: Mmm-hmm.
937
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,196
Don't you think that he was
just a little blown away
938
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,876
when the monster wrote exactly
what you told him to?
939
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,599
I asked him to translate other
phrases too, to throw him off.
940
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,176
What kind of phrases?
What does that matter?
941
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,792
What did you tell him
they were for?
942
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,309
For tattoos.
943
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,709
Who gets a tattoo
that says,
944
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,798
"I'm sorry, it was a mistake,
it won't happen again"?
945
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,589
That's how you beg
your wife for forgiveness
946
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,597
after you've cheated on her!
(LAUGHS)
947
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,989
I've seen weirder tattoos,
I'm just... Yeah!
948
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,193
I'm lost, and I gotta pee.
All right, good.
949
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,229
Let us know how
that all turns out.
950
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,276
Yeah, I mean, I see
your point there. Yeah.
951
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,472
No, no, no, I got it.
You tattoo it backwards.
952
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,256
OSCAR: Okay. Why backwards?
I don't understand.
953
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,430
That way, you're the only
one who can read it.
954
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,873
You're saying it to yourself.
955
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,349
And why are you asking
yourself for forgiveness?
956
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,679
For getting a tattoo?
957
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,072
Hi.
Hey.
958
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,115
What are you...
Shh.
959
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,193
Where do you live?
960
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,315
What?
961
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,279
What's your address?
962
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,348
(KNOCKING)
963
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,713
Hey.
Hi.
964
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,232
Come on in.
Thanks.
965
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,994
The guys still there?
966
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,536
Yeah, they were
still there when I left.
967
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,551
They were still partying.
Thank you.
968
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,475
They, uh...
969
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,913
They won't think
it's weird?
970
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,309
No, why would they?
971
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,436
They don't know
anything about this.
972
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,950
(CHUCKLES) Neither do I.
973
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,273
Mmm-hmm.
974
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,560
Do you want something
to drink, or...
975
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,675
No?
976
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,199
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
977
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,039
Comfy?
978
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,751
(CHUCKLES)
979
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,269
(GASPS)
980
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,478
Oh, my God! I'm sorry!
981
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,437
Did you... Was that...
(SIGHS)
982
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,472
I'm sorry. I thought,
with you coming over here, and...
983
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,754
I'm kidding.
984
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,037
I'm so happy to
hear you say that.
985
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,800
I just thought I had screwed it all
up again, my heart's pounding...
986
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,159
Okay.
987
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,110
(FAINT SNORING)
988
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,353
Oh! Oh!
989
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:34,834
Joel!
(GASPS)
990
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,600
Wake up, wake up!
We gotta go! We gotta go!
991
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,039
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Ah!
992
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,800
(STAMMERING)
993
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,114
Now!
Ah!
994
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,600
(SHOUTING) Oscar!
995
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,432
(GRUNTING)
996
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:51,953
Gloria!
GLORIA: What are you doing?
997
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,268
Are you out of your mind?
998
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,112
OSCAR: What? We're just
having a little fun!
999
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,350
Grr! (LAUGHS)
1000
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,879
Hey, Joel.
1001
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,878
Hey, Joel.
1002
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,677
GLORIA: Oscar! Oscar!
1003
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,478
Get out of there!
Turn around,
1004
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,472
walk toward the river
and keep walking! Now!
1005
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,039
Wait, wait, wait.
Calm down!
1006
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,315
I'm not hurting anyone, okay?
We already checked.
1007
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,628
We're not fucking idiots.
1008
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,956
Shit! Oh, shit.
1009
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,153
(STAMMERS) Be careful!
Aw, come on.
1010
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,896
You're the one that killed a
shitload of people, not me.
1011
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,148
Spare me the lectures.
1012
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,914
Get out.
1013
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,989
(DISTANT CHEERING)
1014
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,112
I don't fucking want to.
1015
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,228
(DISTANT CHEERING)(SNIFFLES)
1016
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,519
Yeah, okay.
1017
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,951
(DISTANT CHEERING)
1018
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,120
Oh, hey.
1019
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,592
Gonna need you to
go in early today.
1020
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,716
Start cleaning up the
western side of the bar.
1021
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,836
If you're not
too tired, obviously.
1022
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,158
Why are you asking me
to do that now, Oscar?
1023
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,674
What are you talking about?
You offered.
1024
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,396
(DISTANT LAUGHTER)
1025
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,749
(METAL CLANGS)
1026
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,296
REPORTER:(ON TV)
After what happened this morning
1027
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,753
with the surprising
turn of events,
1028
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,794
the theory shared by many
has been confirmed.
1029
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,314
The two creatures
are not on the same side.
1030
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,231
And the creature we first
considered a threat
1031
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,073
could very well be the one
protecting the city of Seoul.
1032
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,479
As is to be expected,
1033
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,869
social media websites are
talking about nothing else.
1034
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,595
This is today's
most watched viral video.
1035
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,080
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)(LAUGHTER)
1036
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,831
(LAUGHING)
1037
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,118
Mmm.
1038
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,233
REPORTER 2:
In other news,
1039
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,517
the monster and robot have
developed a large following.
1040
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,433
People are flocking to Seoul
from all over the world
1041
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,671
in hopes of catching a real-life
glimpse of the phenomenon.
1042
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,956
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1043
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,879
OSCAR: Staying late
tonight, right?
1044
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,992
(SIGHS)
1045
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,395
OSCAR: Really, uh...
1046
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,958
It's really well done,
actually.
1047
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,554
You know?
(EXPLOSIONS)
1048
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,910
The more times I watch it,
the funnier it gets.
1049
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,479
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1050
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,391
Hey, Oscar,
why don't you give it a rest?
1051
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,029
What's the problem?
1052
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,118
What, I can't think
it's funny?
1053
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,616
You don't think I know
how to laugh at myself?
1054
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,392
No, no, no.
I just, you know...
1055
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,416
(SCOFFS) You've seen it
1,000 times.
1056
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,510
I think you might be
exaggerating a little. Right?
1057
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,080
OSCAR: Uh, excuse me.
1058
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,513
No, no, no. Hold on.
1059
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,471
I'm not the one that's
watched it 1,000 times.
1060
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,749
Everyone else has.
1061
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,896
You know? I mean, look how
many hits this thing has.
1062
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,229
There's not this many people
alive in the world. Look.
1063
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,240
Okay! Okay, you're right.
Never mind. Never mind.
1064
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,071
Yeah.
GLORIA:(SIGHS) Oh, God.
1065
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,270
(GLORIA SIGHS)(TOILET FLUSHES)
1066
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,796
Projection screen is down.
1067
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,920
What?
1068
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,114
Screen. It's still down.
1069
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,033
If you leave it like that
overnight, it'll warp.
1070
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,038
(SCOFFS) Are you asking me
to close it?
1071
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,709
I am asking you
to do your job.
1072
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,074
Well, um...
1073
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,233
I got it.
No.
1074
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,514
OSCAR: Hey, Garth!
1075
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,115
Don't touch it.
1076
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,076
Come on, man.
It's her job.
1077
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,799
Gloria.
1078
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,474
Garth! Stay out
of this, okay?
1079
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,755
In fact, why don't you just
go back in the bathroom?
1080
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,656
And, oh, hey, you don't
have to flush the toilet.
1081
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,989
We all know you're not taking
a shit in there. Okay?
1082
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:21,709
What?
1083
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,712
Buddy, you can snort
whatever you want in my bar.
1084
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,076
I just think it'd be nice if you
trusted us a little more, that's all.
1085
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,673
We're your friends.
1086
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,228
Which is why we've turned
our head for years,
1087
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,594
pretending like,
you know,
1088
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,976
we don't know what you're doing
when you go in the bathroom.
1089
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,309
What are...
Are you crazy?
1090
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:43,394
You know that I have
digestive issues.
1091
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,400
You don't even wipe
yourself properly.
1092
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,896
Hmm. Is there something
wrong with your nose?
1093
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,639
You know that I haven't
snorted anything in years!
1094
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,075
I know, I know, I know that,
yeah, no, everybody knows.
1095
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,355
Yeah. Very proud of you.
1096
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,759
What's with the tone?
1097
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,159
What's the problem, Garth?
1098
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,238
Taking a shit make you
this nervous?
1099
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,759
Sit down.
Drink your beer.
1100
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,839
It's okay.
1101
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,597
Gloria, you sure
you don't want a beer?
1102
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,511
No, I'm good,
Oscar, thanks.
1103
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,856
Why, 'cause you're keeping
an eye on me, right?
1104
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:19,880
Well, don't.
1105
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,496
'Cause I don't like when
people keep tabs on me.
1106
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,839
I'm not keeping tabs on you.
1107
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,192
Then have a beer.
1108
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,271
I haven't had
a beer since Sunday.
1109
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,952
(CHUCKLES) Or anything
to drink, really.
1110
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,189
Why?
1111
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,616
(SIGHS) Uh, 'cause I don't
want to do anything stupid.
1112
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,995
Stupid. Don't want... Stupid. Okay.
GLORIA: Yeah.
1113
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,798
Stupid. You mean like
the rest of us, yeah?
1114
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,553
No, Oscar, not like you.
Like me.
1115
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,995
Like, stupid like
when I got drunk and fell
1116
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,878
and, you know, killed hundreds of people.
Like that.
1117
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,679
And when that happened,
did we start checking up on you
1118
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,398
like you were
a little girl. Huh?
1119
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,714
(SIGHS)
1120
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,080
Did we judge you?
1121
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,918
No! Of course not!
That's not who we are.
1122
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,991
Hell, Garth here has been
doing coke in secret
1123
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,389
for the last five years,
no one here judges him, right?
1124
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,549
Fuck you!
1125
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,994
You can go to hell!
I'm leaving.
1126
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,308
Okay. See you, buddy.
1127
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,400
You're lucky that the rest
of us don't have your...
1128
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,674
I thought you were leaving!
1129
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:14,838
Lucky that
the rest of us...
1130
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,229
You're lucky I don't call
the cops on you, you junkie!
1131
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,078
(PANTING)
1132
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,872
(CHUCKLES)
1133
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,632
(BOTTLES CLATTER)
1134
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,275
Come on, Gloria.
Have a beer.
1135
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,875
Okay.
1136
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,518
Well, I'll tell you what.
1137
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,438
Either you drink that beer,
1138
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,471
or I'll go take a walk
through the, uh, park later.
1139
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,469
Hmm?
1140
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,794
What, are you...
Are you kidding?
1141
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,198
Drink it.
1142
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,073
Please know that I'm only
being this pushy
1143
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,230
because deep down,
I know you want it.
1144
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,312
(LAUGHING)
1145
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,880
(LAUGHING) Huh.
1146
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,074
Okay.
1147
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,436
Cheers.
Mmm.
1148
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,750
Oscar? Oscar, listen.
1149
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,717
Hey. Turn off everything,
and lock up, please.
1150
01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,949
Oscar!
1151
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,479
Oscar. Hey. Hey.
Listen to me!
1152
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,039
Listen to me!
You are drunk!
1153
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,270
Hey. You're drunk. Okay?
1154
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,272
Those are real people and this is just...
This is not a good idea!
1155
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,510
Hey, don't worry.
I'm not gonna kill anyone.
1156
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,119
Oscar!
1157
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,032
(ENGINE STARTING)
1158
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,110
I know you think everything
revolves around you,
1159
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,316
but it doesn't! Not anymore.
Oscar...
1160
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,789
My life is just as
amazing as yours now.
1161
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,872
For once. And if
you don't like it, fuck you!
1162
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,917
(GLORIA PANTING)
1163
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,393
Oh, good, you made it!
1164
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,268
I was concerned.
1165
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,750
Didn't think you were
going to be here on time.
1166
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:26,795
Nailed it.
1167
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,710
Boy, you're pretty winded.
Yeah. It's okay. We can wait.
1168
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,038
Yeah. Catch your breath.
1169
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,110
(DISTANT CHEERING)
1170
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,635
What, you're gonna slap me again?
Hmm? All right.
1171
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:41,914
Yeah. Go.
(GRUNTS)
1172
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,438
Come on.
Wasn't much on that.
1173
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,033
You hit me a lot
harder yesterday.
1174
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,951
Come on.
Let's give them a good show.
1175
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,520
(GRUNTS)
1176
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,431
Yeah. I don't know.
Not the same.
1177
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:53,748
Must have been
the surprise...
1178
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,114
Ooh!
(PANTING)
1179
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,320
(GRUNTING)(SHRIEKING)
1180
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,816
Oscar, let me go!
OSCAR: No punching!
1181
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,239
Stop it! Ah! Oscar.
Hey, hey, hey.
1182
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,536
Easy, slugger.
GLORIA: Oscar, let me go.
1183
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,376
Come on, come on, come on.
OSCAR: You hear me? No punching?
1184
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,799
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Okay, okay. Good.
1185
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:05,912
(GROANING)
1186
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,719
(SHRIEKING) Oscar...
Oscar, stop it.
1187
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,296
I don't want to.
Oscar, you're hurting me.
1188
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,753
I don't care,
all right?
1189
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,239
(GROANS)(LOUD CLANG)
1190
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,754
(DISTANT CHEERING)
1191
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,593
OSCAR: Not a direct hit, but you got
the majority of them down there.
1192
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,034
(GROANS)
1193
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,439
Get out!
(SIGHS)
1194
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,069
Get out.
1195
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,149
Fuck you.
1196
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,437
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1197
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,679
(DISTANT CHEERING)
1198
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,273
Ow! Ow! Ow!
1199
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,352
(DISTANT SCREAMING)(AIR RAID SIRENS)
1200
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,316
(GRUNTING)
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!
1201
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,393
Ow!
1202
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,354
JOEL: It's over!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
1203
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,908
It's over! So just
stop it! Okay? Please?
1204
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,996
It's over! Stop! Please!
(GRUNTING)
1205
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,991
(COUGHING)
1206
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,719
God dang it! Shit!
1207
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,111
I think you broke
the skin!
1208
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,270
Look at this!
Look what you did to me!
1209
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,510
Here! There are your keys!
1210
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,716
I am not coming back
to your shitty bar!
1211
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:07,952
Yeah, you are.
1212
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,268
Oh, yeah?
1213
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,435
Yeah.
1214
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,520
(KEYS CLINKING)
Ow!
1215
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,192
You're gonna keep
working at the bar,
1216
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,992
or I'm gonna come back
here tomorrow
1217
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,440
and destroy
an entire neighborhood.
1218
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,040
Then I'll come back and
I'll kick your fucking ass!
1219
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,155
No, you won't.
1220
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,390
'Cause I'm done being
Mr. Nice Guy.
1221
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,031
(GROANS) Ow.
1222
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,400
(GASPS)
1223
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,395
See you at work?
1224
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,233
I'll see you at work.
Come on, let's go!
1225
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,354
(SIGHS)
1226
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,753
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1227
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,836
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1228
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:38,395
Hi.
1229
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,948
Hi. Are you alone?
1230
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,072
Mmm-hmm.
1231
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,355
Uh...
1232
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:57,634
Look, I... I just... I wanted
to say I'm sorry for...
1233
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,637
For everything
that's been happening.
1234
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,749
I was with Oscar
all morning,
1235
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,990
and he's sorry, too.
1236
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,711
He's so sorry that
1237
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,832
he told me to come over
here and give you this.
1238
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,233
What is all this?
1239
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,353
JOEL: Well, it's...
It's for you.
1240
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,349
For your house.
1241
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:32,513
There's, you know, a couple
of rugs, and some chairs,
1242
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,833
and then, um, there's some
side tables in the back
1243
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,434
and I... Well,
I can unload it all myself...
1244
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,234
Gloria?
1245
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,392
Gloria, where are you going?
1246
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,678
(KNOCKING)
1247
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,431
Gloria.
What the hell are you doing?
1248
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,789
Come on.
1249
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:03,554
Come inside.
1250
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,229
OSCAR: Uh, do you, um...
1251
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,080
Do you want some coffee,
or something to drink, or...
1252
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,915
What's with the furniture
in the truck, Oscar?
1253
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,554
Um...
1254
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,200
I thought I told you
about that.
1255
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:29,878
That's from
my uncle's house.
1256
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:31,029
They aren't using it,
1257
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,576
so, you know, you can do
whatever you want with it.
1258
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,794
I don't want it!
1259
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,513
I'm totally ashamed.
1260
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,912
Yeah, well,
you should be.
1261
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:57,914
Did I hurt you?
1262
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,256
I mean, do you have any cuts or
bruises or anything like that?
1263
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,157
No. No, not really.
I'm... No.
1264
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,878
Are you sure
you're okay?
1265
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,696
Look. We didn't kill
anybody this morning, okay?
1266
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,920
That's all
that matters, right?
1267
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,394
I feel so shitty
that I hurt you.
1268
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,914
I just... Such a shitty,
shitty day.
1269
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,629
I can't bear to
even think about it.
1270
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:17,835
I'm so sorry, I...
1271
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,472
I'm sorry.
1272
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,919
Please, can we
be friends again?
1273
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,155
Listen, buddy, you gotta
promise me something, okay?
1274
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,776
No more staying after
hours at the bar, okay?
1275
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,792
You close and you
go home, all right?
1276
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,273
No more late-night drinking.
1277
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,709
You promise? Okay. Okay.
I promise. Yeah.
1278
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:43,554
(GLORIA SIGHS)
1279
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,149
I am no stranger to
fucking up when drunk.
1280
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,038
It's okay. We're good.
1281
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,997
(CHUCKLES)
1282
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,149
Thank you.
1283
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:00,839
(DOOR CLOSES)
1284
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,829
Jesus Christ!
1285
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,154
(PANTING)
1286
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,798
(RINGTONE PLAYING)(GASPS)
1287
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,598
Tim, hey, it's...
1288
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,188
What?
1289
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,874
Hey.
1290
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,788
Come on in.
1291
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,315
Wow.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
1292
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,549
Mmm.
1293
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,476
Um, do you want,
uh, a drink?
1294
01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,073
Not a drink drink,
but a drink?
1295
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,559
No. No, thanks.
(CHUCKLES)
1296
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,096
Yeah, no, I was, uh, you know,
been e-mailing you a bit,
1297
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,599
and calling you,
1298
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,079
and didn't hear anything,
1299
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,594
so I was just, uh,
getting a bit worried.
1300
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,152
So when's your meeting?
Hmm?
1301
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,276
Your...
Uh, tomorrow morning.
1302
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,398
Have you ever
been up here before?
1303
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,198
Actually, no.
No, first time.
1304
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,714
We've not had
a client up here.
1305
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,077
It's a pretty big
coincidence you're here.
1306
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:31,711
Objectively speaking,
it's a pretty big coincidence.
1307
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,736
Yeah, but why do you say it like that?
Like what?
1308
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,193
Like, "Coincidence."
1309
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:36,280
You know what? No.
1310
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,436
Forget about it. Never mind.
No, no, no...
1311
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,630
Drop it.
'Cause I've been dealing with a few,
1312
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:43,757
you know,
big coincidences recently.
1313
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,192
What coincidences?
1314
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,696
You've been looking
for work for a year,
1315
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,154
come home,
suddenly, boop! Job.
1316
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,879
Well, (CHUCKLES) maybe I
should have started out
1317
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:54,791
looking for a job
as a waitress.
1318
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,996
Gloria, you are not
a waitress!
1319
01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,753
This is new.
1320
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,476
What is?
Well...
1321
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,595
You've never been jealous
like this before.
1322
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,636
Jealous...
I'm not jealous.
1323
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:09,392
You think I'm jealous?
1324
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,233
GLORIA: Look, all I'm saying is
it's pretty weird that you're here.
1325
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,915
(SCOFFING) No. I am not jealous.
I've never been jealous,
1326
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,816
no matter how many times
you've given me reason to be.
1327
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:20,718
I am not jealous, never been jealous,
not about to be jealous...
1328
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,631
And anyway,
we are not going out!
1329
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:24,711
No, we're not.
So, doesn't matter.
1330
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,896
You can do
whatever you want.
1331
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:28,354
Except find a job and take
care of myself, right?
1332
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,476
Oh, yeah, 'cause you're
really doing that.
1333
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,278
You're just...
You're doing just great.
1334
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,360
Just great.
1335
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,079
You've moved back home,
working as a waitress.
1336
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,195
(SCOFFS) So what?
1337
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,909
In a bar, by the way.
1338
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,276
At least your haters on the Internet
will leave you alone in a bar.
1339
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,071
(SARCASTICALLY)
Really moving on.
1340
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,718
Really evolving.
1341
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,956
Used to get your friends to buy you
beers 'cause you had no money.
1342
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,312
Now I guess you just
lean over the bar
1343
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,197
and pour yourself
a cheeky one.
1344
01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:01,674
Hmm?
1345
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,830
I used to lend you money.
Now, you're just working for tips.
1346
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,315
It's great.
Doing really great.
1347
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,793
(SIGHS)
1348
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,594
I gotta go.
No. No.
1349
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:22,716
Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I just...
1350
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,696
No, it... I've been trying
to talk to you for a while.
1351
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,280
I just... I acted like
a total jerk, I'm sorry.
1352
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,470
No, I mean,
I have to go to the bar.
1353
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,630
My shift
is starting, so...
1354
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,153
Well, let me
give you a lift.
1355
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:34,349
No, no, it's okay. No.
1356
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:35,873
No, it's fine.
Look, coat.
1357
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,835
You know. I'm here.
I might as well.
1358
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,517
(BAR MUSIC PLAYING)
1359
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,233
Musty. (CLEARS THROAT)
1360
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,715
Hang on. (CHUCKLES)
What's going on here?
1361
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,995
Sports... Wild West...
1362
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,198
Hey, what's back there?
1363
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,037
Is that a medieval
barbecue or something?
1364
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,076
What is this place?
1365
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:57,752
Hi.
1366
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,193
GLORIA: This is, uh...
This is Tim.
1367
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,111
This is Oscar.
TIM: Hello.
1368
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,428
What's up?
1369
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,952
You know,
it was Gloria's idea.
1370
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,075
What?
1371
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,075
Well, see, this side of the bar
had been closed for years.
1372
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,674
But Gloria here thought
it was so "ironic"
1373
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,150
that she was like, "Hey, you
should open this back up."
1374
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:21,832
And here we are.
1375
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,673
Shall we?
1376
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,756
So, what brings you
into town, Tim?
1377
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,872
Um, work.
1378
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,234
Work.
1379
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:35,392
Mmm. Good. Work.
1380
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,118
I'm sorry, do you
want anything to drink?
1381
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,952
Oh, sure, I'll, uh, take a beer.
Thanks.
1382
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,837
Great. Make it two.
1383
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,518
It's good having her back in town.
Yeah.
1384
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,556
And she's been
a real help around here.
1385
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,119
Lot of great ideas.
1386
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:55,832
No, it's just a surprise,
that's all.
1387
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:57,239
Oh, yeah? Why?
1388
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,480
You don't think she's capable
of doing a job like this?
1389
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,856
Well, no, of course she's...
She's capable.
1390
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:02,976
'Cause anybody
can do this, right?
1391
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,389
No. I mean, it's as worthy
a job as anything else.
1392
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:07,710
Well, I'm glad
you find it to be worthy.
1393
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,349
No, I just... She's never done
anything like this before, you know?
1394
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:13,880
Hey, guys, can you please not
talk about me like I'm not here?
1395
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:18,153
Hey, Oscar, can I have another
cup of coffee, please?
1396
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,673
Actually, hold on.
1397
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:26,193
Don't go. One sec, Joe.
1398
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,392
Please. Sit.
1399
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,598
Tim, what would you say would
be the most irresponsible thing
1400
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:40,999
you could do in this bar?
1401
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,154
What do you think
that is?
1402
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,189
Well, for example,
1403
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:48,838
imagine I were to stand up right
here and show you my ass.
1404
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:50,680
That'd be pretty rude.
1405
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,079
And yet,
it's not the first time
1406
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:53,416
something like that's
happened in here.
1407
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:54,509
(CHUCKLING)
1408
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,477
Not this early,
of course,
1409
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,518
but it has happened.
Right, Joe?
1410
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,353
JOE: Yes. Now, can I get
some more coffee, please?
1411
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,759
One sec.
1412
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:09,193
I could take a piss over
there in that corner booth,
1413
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:11,679
break one of those windows,
1414
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:14,830
you and me, we could get
in a big old fistfight
1415
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:16,160
right here
in front of everyone.
1416
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:17,519
(OSCAR CHUCKLES)
1417
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,477
Those would all be
irresponsible things to do.
1418
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,039
But none of them
1419
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,793
are the most
irresponsible thing.
1420
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,235
One sec, Joe,
I'll be right with you, okay?
1421
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:42,471
(CRASHING, CLATTERING)
1422
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,395
(OSCAR GRUNTS)
1423
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:53,235
This has been
sitting back there for
1424
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,193
almost 10 years now.
1425
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,951
Everybody thinks there's a
bottle of fancy bourbon
1426
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,056
or something
like that in here,
1427
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,071
but, well, they'd be wrong.
Nope, nope, nope.
1428
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:07,551
This is actually the most
illegal thing in this bar.
1429
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,154
Yeah.
1430
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,117
Our pal, Garth,
1431
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,348
and another buddy
of mine
1432
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,113
gave it to me for my
birthday a while back now.
1433
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,268
(GRUNTING)
1434
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,716
Yeah. They got it down
in "Mehico"
1435
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,751
when they were there
on vacation.
1436
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,280
Still can't believe they made
it through customs with it.
1437
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:28,995
Oh.
1438
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,640
Thanks for coming in, folks!
Have a good day.
1439
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,200
(CHAIR CRASHING)
1440
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,395
Watch out.
1441
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,430
Up until recently,
the boys and I...
1442
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,590
We'd hop in the pick-up,
1443
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,113
we'd get a big bag
of fireworks,
1444
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,720
and then we'd drive out
to the suburbs.
1445
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,073
We'd light 'em
all up, you know,
1446
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,376
scare the shit
out of the locals,
1447
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,870
but this, this firecracker,
the biggest one we ever had,
1448
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:52,393
never made the trip.
1449
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,833
Not that we were afraid
to use it.
1450
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,036
On the contrary, we just
thought it was so big
1451
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:58,270
we wanted to save it
for a special occasion.
1452
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:00,590
(CHUCKLES)
So we left it behind, every time.
1453
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:02,713
Then,
1454
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,675
we reached a point
where we just grew up.
1455
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,160
Stopped screwing around
like that at night.
1456
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,112
And our friend here
1457
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,916
found its way to
the shelf back there.
1458
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,276
And it waited,
year after year,
1459
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,628
for its big moment.
1460
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,429
(BLOWS)
1461
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,696
Joe, you might want
to get out of the way.
1462
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,870
Oh, no, no, no!
GLORIA: Oscar? Oscar!
1463
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,075
TIM: What are you doing?
1464
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:29,856
What... What's he doing?
What are you doing?
1465
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,518
No, no, no... Just... Uh...
1466
01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:33,873
Oh, God!
Fuck! Go!
1467
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,233
(EXPLODES)
Oh, shit!
1468
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:47,960
(GASPS)
1469
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:53,680
(SHRIEKS)
1470
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,357
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
1471
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:04,393
(GLORIA SIGHS)
1472
01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:07,710
Okay. Let's get
out of here. Okay.
1473
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,393
(CLATTERS)
1474
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:12,920
OSCAR: How about that, huh?
(GASPS)
1475
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,676
You are a crazy person!
Come on, Gloria.
1476
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,752
I just did the most irresponsible
thing you could do in this bar.
1477
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:21,718
And you wanna know what?
1478
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:25,156
Even so, Gloria's not
gonna leave with you.
1479
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,754
What? Of course she is.
Come on.
1480
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:40,759
Gloria?
1481
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,476
I am leaving here
at midday tomorrow.
1482
01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,434
Please come with me.
1483
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:02,918
Gloria, I didn't
have a...
1484
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,638
A meeting. I... (SIGHS)
1485
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,028
I came here for you.
1486
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,794
I lied.
1487
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,469
I'm sorry.
1488
01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:14,269
(OSCAR TUTTING)
1489
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,275
Please.
1490
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:32,868
What a schmuck.
1491
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,833
(DOOR SLAMMING)
1492
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,837
(SNIFFLING)
1493
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,910
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
1494
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,393
(SCREAMS, GASPING)
1495
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,119
Jesus!
1496
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,838
(STAMMERS)
1497
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,355
I'm sorry about that.
1498
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,913
Didn't mean
to scare you.
1499
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,195
What... How did you
even get in here?
1500
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,509
Your parents gave my parents
a copy years ago.
1501
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,909
Okay. Just leave the keys,
and get out.
1502
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,877
Come on. Sit down.
Take it easy.
1503
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,960
Get out. Get out,
or I'll call the cops!
1504
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,195
Go ahead.
1505
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,268
(TUTS)
1506
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:06,795
Thank you.
1507
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:13,070
Now, I, uh, (SIGHS) came here because
of what your boyfriend said.
1508
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,390
Ex-boyfriend.
Whatever.
1509
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:18,912
The whole thing about
you going back with him.
1510
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,640
Thought you might be
thinking about it.
1511
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,360
I'm just here to make sure
you don't call him.
1512
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,072
If you want to,
please, go ahead.
1513
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:32,991
Get some sleep.
I'll be right here.
1514
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:38,192
You've lost your mind.
1515
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,752
You know that, right?
1516
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:46,080
What matters now
is that you don't lose yours.
1517
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,679
(SIGHS)
1518
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,238
(WIND WHOOSHING)
1519
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:52,680
(SIGHS)
1520
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:20,033
(THUNDER CRASHING)
1521
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,036
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1522
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,558
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1523
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,239
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1524
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,353
(SIGHS)
1525
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,274
What's wrong?
1526
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,353
You hate yourself.
1527
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,759
What?
1528
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,190
I used to think
it was something else,
1529
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,508
that you wanted me
to be yours,
1530
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,556
that you wanted
to possess me,
1531
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,949
but, no, it's so much
simpler than that.
1532
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,437
You hate yourself.
1533
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:43,794
What are you talking about?
1534
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:47,997
You can't stand that
your life feels so small.
1535
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:49,878
(GLORIA SCOFFING)
1536
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:51,313
It's that simple.
1537
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,393
And sad.
1538
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,274
Hmm.
1539
01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:58,832
(BAG RUSTLING)
1540
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:01,474
(CELL PHONE CLICKING)
1541
01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:05,789
(SIGHS)(RINGING TONE)
1542
01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,310
Tim. Listen,
I can't explain now,
1543
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,152
but I'm coming with you.
1544
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,436
Okay? Bye.
1545
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:18,798
(SIGHS)
1546
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:26,952
(AIR RAID SIRENS)
1547
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:49,353
(CHUCKLES)
1548
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:52,720
(GRUNTS)
1549
01:27:53,840 --> 01:27:55,319
(GRUNTS)(GROANING)
1550
01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:57,833
(PANTING) Um...
1551
01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:00,038
(GROANING)
1552
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:01,474
Uh...
1553
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:04,236
(GRUNTING)
1554
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,200
(YELLING)
1555
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:10,829
(SHRIEKING)
1556
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,000
(GROANS)
1557
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:15,876
(GROANING)
1558
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,039
No. No, no! Hey! Hey!
1559
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,034
No. No! No!
1560
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:22,360
(GRUNTS)(GLASS SHATTERING)
1561
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:24,039
(PANTING)
1562
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,913
(GRUNTING)
1563
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:30,240
(OSCAR GASPS)
1564
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:32,760
(PANTING)
1565
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:34,040
(GLORIA SHOUTS)
1566
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:35,599
(FOOTSTEPS)(GASPS)
1567
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:40,080
(GASPS)
1568
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:43,120
(GRUNTS)
1569
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:46,195
Shit!
1570
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:54,079
(PANTING)
1571
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:06,036
(BOTH PANTING)
1572
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:11,520
(GRUNTS)
1573
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,077
(PANTING)
1574
01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:21,278
(PANTING)
1575
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,233
(FOOTSTEPS)
1576
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:37,791
(BOTH PANTING)
1577
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,635
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1578
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:50,632
(GASPING)
1579
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,791
(DISTANT CLAPPING, CHEERING)
1580
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:03,673
(GRUNTING)
1581
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:05,358
(GRUNTS)
1582
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:08,310
(GROANS, COUGHING)
1583
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,272
(GASPING)
1584
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:13,154
(OSCAR GRUNTS)(GLORIA GROANS, COUGHING)
1585
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:18,398
(SILENCE)
1586
01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:23,116
(SIGHS) Hey.
1587
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:25,873
You can go home
if you want.
1588
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:29,672
Go back to New York.
It's totally your call.
1589
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,397
But every morning
you're not here,
1590
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:35,839
this'll happen.
1591
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,136
(AIR RAID SIRENS)(GLORIA GASPING)
1592
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:45,755
No, no! No! No! No!
1593
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:47,996
(LOUD CRASH)(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1594
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:57,476
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1595
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:00,790
(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
1596
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:02,632
(GLORIA INAUDIBLE)
1597
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:09,878
(LOUD CRASH)
1598
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,037
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
1599
01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:14,635
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1600
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,151
(LOUD CRASH)
1601
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:21,551
(LOUD CRASH)
1602
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:30,109
(GLORIA'S CRYING ECHOING)
1603
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:55,916
(PAPER RUSTLING)
1604
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,797
(SIGHS)
1605
01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:10,474
(SIGHS)
1606
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,831
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1607
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:54,156
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING, BEEPING)
1608
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:03,954
Gloria, what the fuck is wrong with you?
What is going on?
1609
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,440
Okay. I'm sorry.
TIM: Where are you?
1610
01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,016
I didn't know where you were,
what happened to you...
1611
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:08,040
I know.
1612
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:11,118
I couldn't tell you before now,
'cause I was on a plane...
1613
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:14,391
On a plane?
Yeah. I had to fly somewhere.
1614
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:16,072
What do you
mean "somewhere"?
1615
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:17,912
Ooh, uh...
1616
01:34:18,440 --> 01:34:20,136
Are you... Are you...
Are you fucking with me?
1617
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,673
Is this a joke?
No, listen,
1618
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:24,598
I just wanted to let
you know that I'm okay,
1619
01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:26,278
and I... I'm really...
1620
01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:28,999
I'm very sorry
that I stood you up.
1621
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:31,317
No, are you gonna tell me
what's going on here?
1622
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,716
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1623
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:35,870
No.
Come on.
1624
01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:37,136
I think you owe
me an explanation.
1625
01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:39,879
What? Why?
No. No, I don't.
1626
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:43,913
Uh, when you kicked me
out of your apartment,
1627
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,434
you said that I
was out of control
1628
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,239
and you couldn't
help me in that state.
1629
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:50,833
Well, buddy,
1630
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:55,237
right now, I am more
out of control than ever.
1631
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:58,551
Well, where
are you? Gloria?
1632
01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:02,551
Gloria? Gloria! Glori...
1633
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:07,035
(AIR RAID SIRENS)
1634
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:29,071
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1635
01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:59,149
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1636
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,714
(HEAVY BREATHING)
1637
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:12,794
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1638
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:16,039
(CROWD GASPING)
1639
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:26,394
(ALL SCREAMING)
1640
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:40,956
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1641
01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:58,671
(ALL SHOUTING)
1642
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:03,118
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING IN KOREAN)
1643
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,752
(LOUD CLANKING)
1644
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:18,595
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
1645
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,194
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
1646
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:35,271
(METAL SCREECHING)
1647
01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,671
(SCREAMING)
1648
01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:49,229
(SHRIEKING)
1649
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:54,315
(SHRIEKING)
1650
01:37:55,480 --> 01:37:57,391
(LOUD THUD, RUMBLING)(GASPS)
1651
01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:03,595
(LOUD THUD, RUMBLING)
1652
01:38:06,800 --> 01:38:09,075
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
1653
01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:21,754
(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)
1654
01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:24,958
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)(GASPS)
1655
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:29,836
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING ECHOES)
1656
01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:53,351
(RUMBLING)
1657
01:38:53,440 --> 01:38:55,590
(CRASHING, RUMBLING)
1658
01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:05,829
(GASPS)
1659
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:33,116
(MONSTER GROWLING)
1660
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:35,948
(GRUNTS)
1661
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:38,869
(WHISPERS) Oh, shit!
1662
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:44,549
(PANTING)
1663
01:39:47,560 --> 01:39:48,629
(THUDDING)
1664
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,560
(EXCLAIMING)
1665
01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:56,959
(PANTING)
1666
01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:04,032
(SCREAMING)
1667
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:28,069
(SIGHS)
1668
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:40,072
(TERRIFIED GASPING)
1669
01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:42,668
(SIGHS)
1670
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:48,870
(ROARING)
1671
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:51,520
(SCREAMING)
1672
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:54,433
(SOBBING)
1673
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:58,518
OSCAR:(SOBBING) Please.
1674
01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:01,433
Please.
1675
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,959
Put me down.
1676
01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:06,632
Put me down.
1677
01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:14,189
Put me down right now,
you fucking bitch!
1678
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:34,156
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1679
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:49,557
(CROWD MURMURING)
1680
01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:56,876
(CHEERING)
1681
01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:57,676
(INAUDIBLE)
1682
01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:13,678
(CHUCKLES)
1683
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:36,035
(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING KOREAN ON TV)
1684
01:43:44,080 --> 01:43:45,513
(CHUCKLES)
1685
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:46,794
(IN HEAVY ACCENT)
Did you see
1686
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:48,916
what just happened
to the robot?
1687
01:43:55,160 --> 01:43:56,639
(SNIFFLING)
1688
01:43:57,160 --> 01:44:00,914
Sorry. Are you okay?
1689
01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,389
Yeah.
1690
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:10,235
Do you wanna hear
an amazing story?
1691
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:13,713
Of course.
1692
01:44:16,080 --> 01:44:18,355
Uh, would you like
something to drink?
1693
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:23,352
(SIGHS)
1694
01:44:24,050 --> 01:44:40,050
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