All language subtitles for Asso (1981) HD

You'd like to be in my place now, wouldn't you?

One, two, three, come on, applaud!

Thanks.

Do something on it.
Even more.

Even more, even more.

- They are good.
- Yes absolutely.

You have the most beautiful girl
married in town.

If you weren't my friend
I would beat you up

If you weren't my friend
I would have given you a slap

You look wonderful!
Congratulations, Silvia.

- Thanks.
- Thanks.

- Be nice to each other and be happy!
- Thank you my dear.

All the best.

Thanks.

- Congratulations, Signora.
- Thanks.

- I wish you 100 days like this.
- What?

Well i meant
just a day like this.

Thank you, Carolina.

So you made up your mind
Do you stop playing?

Yes that's what I do.
I promised Silvia.

No cards, no horse races
and no more bets?

You can bet on it.

Then we hereby say goodbye to you.

Asso, the greatest gamer of all time ...

... is dead.

- Amen.
- I love you.

Oh, what a shame, Asso ...

Today of all days when he comes
are you not there.

Which "he"?

It's better if I don't tell you.

- Tell me.
- Tell him.

The Marseilles.

The Marseilles himself?

He's coming to my club
to a game at the highest level.

You'd be the only one
who could hit him.

I'm not interested.
I even forgot.

- What is the minimum bet?
- 100,000.

It’s getting down to business, eh?

Folks, it's gotten late!
Boss, the bill!

Here I am!
There you have it.

Zero...

Zero...

Zero...

Zero...

Zero...
Is really a cheap place ...

Zero...

Three?
Three million?

Well, there are over 50 guests
then the cake and the oysters ...

- Shall we puzzle it out?
- Yes, let's puzzle.

- Even or odd?
- Odd.

- Or is it right now?
- Straight.

Odd.

Um, I caught a fly.
Did you catch one too?

I also caught a fly.

- What does your bow tie look like?
- So mine is white.

Mine is black.
Here, take, bury them.

- Goodbye, guys.
- Ciao.

LUIGI MORGAN BANK

- Mr. Asso, you pick up everything?
- Yes everything.

We are very sorry,
that you close your account.

Anyway, we remain good friends.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Take it.

That's all of my money.

You take it to yourself so that I no longer
tempted to gamble.

I Agree.

- Give it to me.
- Here you have it.

Fell for it, huh?
You shouldn't give it to me.

- You wanted it!
- But you can't give it to me.

Then give it back.

- Take it.
- Thanks.

- Are you awake?
- no And you?

Me, yes.

I woke up because I heard
that you are awake.

I've been thinking.

- What have you been thinking about, darling?
- About my future.

She will be calm and exciting.

Just imagine:

I get up at six in the morning.

Then I'll take the metro to the town hall
and go to the office.

My beautiful desk is there
next to a large window.

I get 700,000 a month
plus child benefit.

At seven in the evening
then go home immediately.

A nice dinner
then watch TV and finally to the Heia.

Are you satisfied?

I would shoot myself.

What else do you want from life?

I want you and lots of money
To make you happy.

I am already very happy.

Do you know,
that the Marseilles is a fool?

- The guy who's playing at the club tonight?
- Yes.

That's a huge booby.

I studied it:
Whenever he bluffs, his right ear twitches.

We could take a fortune from him
but let's sleep now.

Who's there?
Is it you again

- Do you want to play?
- No never.

I promised you
Besides, I have no money.

- What is the minimum bet?
- It's a hot box: 100,000.

All right, I got it.

What's this? A key?
What am I supposed to do with it?

Unlock the closet
and grab your money.

My money?
And what should I do with it?

- You go play.
- I guess you didn't understand me.

I said no
and I keep my word

Are you giving up already?
Won't you insist

Go on.
But it's the last time!

It's strange.

I would not have thought,
That I'm going away today to play

But if I do you a favor
then I'll just go.

Thanks, honey.

I'm back soon,
with a pile of bills.

And your life
will change suddenly.

- Do you want to add something?
- no!

Neither do I.

- Hello, Asso.
- Hi there.

- You shouldn't be here.
- I should be there, but I'm here now.

- Who is here?
- Well, you are here.

I know i'm here

- Are the others there?
- Yes, they are there.

Then I'll go there.
You stay here.

- How's the game going? Who wins?
- The Marseilles.

Not for long.

- Well, Asso, we're betting on you.
- Fine, then you've already won.

I fit.

I want to see.

A nice full house.

Three kings and two jacks.

- Unbelievable.
- I have enough.

I've lost everything I had

- Thanks guys, see you next time.
- Howdy, Marseilles.

- What do you think of playing with me?
- It's my pleasure, Asso.

I'm just starting to warm up.

You will be cold in a moment.

How so?

I'm going to ... you
except for the underpants.

- I see you are well equipped.
- I always start with the change.

New cards!

This is the game of the century!
I think Asso won't make it this time.

- You're crazy.
- I'll tell you.

- 100,000 on Asso!
- That's okay.

- How are the bets?
- 50:50.

- 30,000 on the Marseilles!
- 100,000 on Asso!

- How much?
- 100,000!

All right.

- 5,000 on the Marseilles.
- 30,000.

- Bartender, have a beer.
- Get it yourself. I'll watch the game.

- 50,000 on Asso.
- 50,000 on Asso ...

- I think Asso wins.
- My guess is the Marseilles.

Are you crazy?
Asso is the best!

If you allow
I mix it up for a moment.

I open.

I go with.

- How many cards?
- One.

- And you?
- None.

You say

A little something...

All that you have in front of you.

All that I have here ...

... plus a phone.

Who is it at such a late hour
where I just dreamed of my Enrichetta?

Hi there?

Hi there? I'm talking to Luigi Morgan
the owner of the bank?

Yes, who is it?

Oh, it's you, dear Luigi.
How are you?

- Who's talking?
- Here is your friend Asso.

Asso ... Asso! Have you gone mad?
Call me at two in the morning ...

Listen, Luigino, be so nice and tell me
how much i have in my account.

On your account? Asso, you don't remember
that you picked up everything this morning?

You have nothing left.

3.8 billion?
I thought it was more to be honest.

What billions? You have nothing.
You don't have a single lira.

I'm increasing by 3.8 billion
I don't have more.

Listen, Luigino,
do me a little favor.

Go to the bank for a moment, withdraw everything I have
and bring it to me immediately. Thanks.

You have 18 minutes
to think about it.

I fit.

Tell Morgan that I have the money
no longer need.

Is good.

All right, this pot is yours.

But tell me one thing:
I had four ladies and you?

Three sevens.

- Are you joking?
- Yes. I only had two.

- Three cards for me.
- I take one.

- And that on top of that.
- All in.

You have 18 minutes
to think about it.

I want to see.

Not quite a street.

Two kings.

How did you know I was bluffing?

You just have to
have the right "ear".

- That can't be true ...
- Madness, this Asso!

Compliment, Asso!
You were very good. Bravo, bravo!

- Congratulations, Asso!
- Bravo, Asso!

I'm happy for you.

I'm happy for myself too.

So, I was with Morgan ...

- What did he say?
- I'm supposed to lick his ass.

Very nice.

- Hello, killer. So early to work?
- Yes / Yes...

- Who's it this time?
- I'm sorry, Asso.

But this time it's your turn.

Damn ax! I'm sorry too.
And who is the client?

I am a serious professional.
I am not allowed to tell you.

But i can you
to entrust a little secret.

It's someone who hates you.
That someone hates you very much.

I already suspected that.

Because you're incredibly lucky
in play and in love.

How much do you get to kill me

A starvation wage:
Ten million.

I offer you 100 million
cash on hand.

That doesn't work, Asso. You know me.
I am an honest killer.

- Hey, killer ...
- Yes?

You exaggerated.

Goodbye, Asso.
You were a great guy.

Oh, it's you ...

- I would be.
- Are you showing up so late?

Well, if you will ...

What are you talking about?
Did you drink something?

No.

You know I don't drink.

Don't get upset, honey
I have to tell you something.

Confess something?

I already understand.
You lost all our money ...

Worse.

- Did you sign a bill of exchange?
- worse.

Um, did you gamble on the furniture?

Worse.

I don't know how to tell you.

I do not want,
that you get too excited.

I'm dead.

Sure if you come home so late
you're sure to be dead tired.

I'll make you a coffee.

I am more dead than death.

Faded, different, deceased,
died, a corpse.

I am a corpse, a dead corpse.

Mouse dead.

I am an ex

I used to exist, but not anymore.

You will ask yourself: "Why are you here now?"
And I answer: "What do you care?"

The main thing is that I'm there.

The most important thing for you is that I am there
even when i'm not there.

I'm not there for the others
but for you it is.

- Can you follow me?
- I can not follow you.

- And what are we doing now?
- you tell me.

No idea.

Listen when you've lost it all
I forgive you.

But don't do it now
one witty.

- I don't, but I am.
- a what?

- A ghost.
- Oh, and should I swallow that?

Let's start from the beginning.

I died about an hour ago
and got to heaven.

I begged there for so long
until they gave in.

I was put on the waiting list.

"I can't leave my sweetie alone",
I said to them.

Enough now! It is enough
this tasteless chatter.

- So you don't believe me?
- no!

- You don't think I'm a ghost?
- What kind of ghost?

- I can see you clearly.
- But only you.

Your love for me
makes me visible to your eyes.

But the others can't see me.

All right, okay.

But hurry now, because at eight o'clock
you have to go to town hall for your setting.

- I can save myself the trip.
- And why?

Because they don't hire the dead.
That violates the municipal regulations.

Listen if that's one of your ideas
so as not to go to work ...

... you will this time
bite granite on me.

Oh yes?

Then call Carolina over here.
Just ask how many we are here.

So nice
then we'll just bring Carolina in.

If you absolutely insist on it.

Carolina?

Carolina?

- Stand up! Carolina!
- What's the matter, Signora?

- Are there intruders in the house?
- Oh, nonsense. You have to come over with me.

- How so?
- You have to look at my husband.

At this time?
I see him every day.

I know, but for him to be satisfied ...

So, Carolina ...
How many are we in this room?

How now, how many are we here?
There are two of us.

Correct! Do you see?
She also says that there are two of us.

What does "for two" mean here?

Carolina, look carefully.

Don't you see anyone else
except us both?

- no
- And don't you see my husband?

Should i see your man?
Is your husband here?

Carolina, take another look.

Ah yes...

I see him now.

There he is.

I see him very clearly.

What a beautiful photo.

All right, I got it.
How much did you give her

- Whom?
- I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to him.

- With the portrait?
- Oh, come on, go back to sleep.

I'll take a shower.
In the meantime, make yourself useful.

Go to the kitchen
and prepare a delicious breakfast for me.

I want a sandwich with butter
Jam and honey.

- And you?
- Nothing.

- Aren't you hungry?
- No, the dead don't eat.

Oh...

Darling it's for you

Where do you want to get that from?
You answer

It could be for you.

- But I said it's for you.
- Answer it and ask who it is for.

I am taking a shower.

I can not. I am not authorized,
to answer. You answer

Oh, man, if you ever see
put something in the head ...

All right, I'm coming!

Hi there?

- Is Asso's wife there?
- Yes, who is it?

This is the police superintendent speaking.
Unfortunately, I have sad news for you.

- I bet it's about my husband.
- Yeah, right, it's about him.

- He's probably dead, right?
- How do you know?

We have his body ...

... at 6:25 a.m., a quarter of an hour ago,
pulled out of the shipping canal.

- Bravo, very good, congratulations.
- She's taking it well.

- What's your name?
- I'm Commissioner Rinaldi.

Or maybe the skinny Bretella
or one of my husband's stupid friends?

I see
Your state of mind, Signora.

Unfortunately I have to confirm
that your husband is really dead.

- Do you see? What did I say?
- Shut up, you idiot!

I may ask!

I didn't mean you.
I talked to him.

- With whom?
- With my husband.

She takes it badly.
She went nuts.

I respect your pain ...

... but I have to ask you
to come to the morgue ...

... about the corpse
to identify.

Of course I'm coming.
Or rather, I'll rush over.

So this story
comes to an end once and for all.

- What is? Aren't you coming in?
- No, I'll be waiting outside.

Dead bring me
a little upset.

Then I'll just go alone
identify your body.

Pay attention,
where to put the water ...

She doesn't look
where she pours the water.

That's why I could you
don't just leave it behind.

So without any money and without a man
who takes care of you.

But I don't want another man.
I just want you.

I am dead now.
You have to get used to the thought.

No!

Come on, stop it.
You look a little ugly when you cry.

You have to go now
dress up.

You have to dress nicely
be happy and smile.

- Because we have to go ...
- Where do we have to go?

- To my funeral.
- Oh no!

The poorest ...

From the depths, Lord, I call to you:
Lord hear my voice!

I cry for my friend; he is dead now
Asso was always there for me, even in times of need

Between dark cypresses I say goodbye,
this boy was the idol of all of us

Would you, Lord, heed our sins
Lord, who could stand?

He was a great gamer with a lot of talent,
someone who is otherwise unknown

Between dark cypresses I say goodbye,
this boy was the idol of all of us

He bluffed constantly and never drank a drink,
but always recognized the opposing bluff

If you increased it spurred him on
then he really showed what he can do

- What he can do
- What he can do

We honor Asso, because he no longer exists,
no one will ever be as good as him

Deep inside of us you leave a gap
it literally tears our heart to pieces

Like you, my friend, there is no second,
we say goodbye, but you live on in us

Do you live on

Do you live on

How is it going?
Am I being buried properly?

Do you find it appropriate
to dress like this at a funeral?

- A little more respect, please.
- This is my funeral.

I am the celebrated.
But you seem a little too gloomy to me.

What have you done so far
Where have you been?

I was in San Siro.
There was a phenomenal race there.

If I could have bet
I would have made a fortune

Friends!

My dear friends...
Asso died!

And with Asso
goes the best of us all.

The most loyal, the most generous,
the most likable.

Our best friend,
the greatest of us.

He ... he, the one with his happiness
enriched our evenings.

He who always has a word of encouragement
had left for us.

He who in difficult moments
never let a friend down.

He was the most human
and most honest of us!

And the strongest!

But you are here!
You are not dead!

You are with us! Do you understand?
I see you! You live!

Do not exaggerate.

I'm not exaggerating,
when i say that you are here!

You are among us!
I see you!

You could almost think
he died.

- You'd almost think he died.
- Yes, that's right.

... the whole life
in our hearts! Amen.

Amen.

Poor Silvia.

A ... A ... A ... A ...

I have it! Agnelli!

You could marry Agnelli.
Then you have a different car every day.

- Agnelli is already married.
- Right.

Then we'll see...

B ... Bu ... Bu ... Bu ... Bu ...
Buitoni!

- Pasta for a lifetime!
- Now stop it.

No no.

Only the best is good enough for you.
It has to be a gentleman.

A serious, hard-working, wealthy man
and not a player like me.

I will never want another man.
I love only you.

But on the contrary.

I am sure you will like it.

You will love him
and then I'll go away.

So now you bring
make me cry again.

No, honey, not really.
Do not Cry.

We'll talk again tomorrow.

It is better if you sleep now.

It's been a tough day for you
I do not understand that.

There was one death in the family.

- Good night.
- Good night, my great love.

- Will you give me some space next to you?
- Yes, come closer.

Yes exactly.

No, move a little aside.
Hey what are you doing

Where do you do your ...
But what are you doing there

You're reaching for my balls.

I don't think that's appropriate.
I'm dead.

But you're alive to me
I want you. I want you.

- I need you so much, darling.
- But but...

It is enough!
What the heck is that supposed to be?

- A little more respect for a dead person.
- You don't like me anymore ...

Of course I like you
but certain things cannot be done.

- Why not?
-Because it would be a sin.

What sin?
I am your wife.

No you are my widow
That is something different.

I beg you, let's one more time ...

... Make love
and then I'll do whatever you want

I'm looking for another man too
okay?

- Certainly?
- I promise you.

- What are you doing?
- I ask for permission.

Who?

Up there.

- Is that the number?
- No, that's the area code.

That's the number.

Hi there? It's me.

What?

Oh, you already knew
what I wanted to ask you?

I Agree.

And?
What is your answer?

You said "yes.

But...
just for this night.

- Who's there?
- It's me, Carolina.

What's the matter, Signora?
Are you okay?

It's all right, Carolina.
Go back to sleep.

Poor Signora!
She suffers so much ...

You're playing pranks
and then you hide ...

What's that?

Oh yes, ghosts don't have a reflection.

Well, that means then
I shave by feeling.

You are my Lolita,
because I love you so much, my darling

Do you know, honey
I've been thinking about it all night

I found a man for you

- Don't you want to know who it is?
- no

- What are you going to do now?
- I go to work.

- Work?
- Yes.

This is how I take care of myself
and doesn't have to marry anyone anymore.

But you promised.

You also promised
not playing anymore ... let me pass.

- And where are you going?
- To the Odeon Theater.

That's where the audition takes place
to a new musical instead.

- I'm a dancer, after all.
- That was you.

- You are a lady now.
- no

I am poor
little penniless widow.

So i go mine
earn a living.

I forbid you to do.
If you do something like this, I'll ... I ...

- What do you do then?
- I'll kill myself then.

- But you're already dead.
- Damn it, I forgot.

Ciao ...

Are you just going away now
and leave me like a living man

- I'll see you when I get back.
- It’s all right, Signora, I’m waiting for you.

I didn't mean you, Carolina.

Here you have the key.
Don't go into my room.

Okay.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Signora!

- Signora!
- What's happening?

- There are ghosts in this house!
- Yes, I know, I know ...

Damn ax
she locked me in ...

Carolina!

Oh yeah, she can't hear me.

But I am a ghost.

This means,
I can walk through walls

But they are massive.

Darn I always forget
that I live on the 3rd floor.

Lolita, my Lolita,
your 20 years stole my heart

Stop stop!

You did everything wrong!
We need more swing, more rhythm.

All over again!
Your commitment, maestro! One two Three!

Silvia!

- What are you doing here, Asso?
- Come back home right away!

- I don't want to repeat this 7 or 8 times.
- let me work.

- Come here or I'll have you kicked out.
- get out of here!

I won't let my wife
occurs in a third class shed.

I don't allow that.
I won't let you do it, understand?

What are you talking about?
That's exactly ...

... what I did
before i met you

I tolerate ... ouch!

What's going on there?
Who the hell is she talking to?

I can manage alone
Understood?

No no you need me
that's why I trip you up.

Are you crazy?
You tripped me!

Sure I said yes
to trip you up

Stop!

You need to
follow my movements ...

... and not hop around like a chicken
and twist your neck, right?

Excuse me.

There's nothing to excuse.

Now stop it, Asso.

- Maestro, we're starting again at number 24.
- Is good.

One two Three!

Miss Silvia, come here!

Get out! Go away!
I am firing you!

- You don't have what it takes!
- You don't have what it takes.

The young lady stays.

Because it's me who got the money for
makes this stupid musical easy, right?

Yes, Mr Bretella, anything you want.
I am at your disposal.

Would the miss
please put back in line?

- what are you doing?
- I ...

Play already!

You see, I'm coming wonderfully too
without you.

- "Do you see"?
- Do you see...

Don't stick your tongue out.
I can see you.

- Have a nice evening, Mr Bretella.
- Goodbye. Ciao.

Ciao!

- Have a nice evening.
- Ciao!

- Good night, girls. Goodbye
- Goodbye, Mr Bretella.

- Have a nice evening.
- Ciao!

- Bye, Bretella.
- No, you stay here.

But I have to do.
I can not stay.

Do you want
not thank your friend Bretella?

But yes.
Thank you, that was very nice of you.

- Until tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.

- where are you going? You stay here.
- Stop doing that! Are you crazy

Silvia! Silvia! Stop!

You know, I've always liked you.
I've always been crazy about you.

I wanted to kiss and hug you
but Asso was always between us.

You know he still is.

Yes / Yes,
you always say that, but ...

... I will take care of that,
that you forget him.

Dear ...

Dear ...

Dear, there is something ... there is something
that stops me! I love you!

- I like you, my blood is boiling.
- What are you doing?

- I'm crazy for you.
- won't you help me?

- Please help me.
- Of course I'll help you.

I will make sure that you have a career.
I will give you a lot of money.

Please do something
you damn bastard!

Yes, insult me.
I like it.

You said,
you get along very well on your own.

- Oh ... I beg you.
- Silvia ...

- I'm begging you.
- Do you do what I say when I help you?

I promise you.
I swear it to you.

But what are you saying What are you mumbling
Whom do you promise something?

My husband!

I don't laugh! Asso is dead, you know that.
Besides, I don't believe in this nonsense.

Whoever dies, rests
whoever lives draws new courage.

- I do believe in it.
- Oh yes?

Then I'll help you
to summon him.

Asso! Give me a sign!
Do something.

Asso? Asso when you are there
give me a punch

Who is the man,
whom I should marry?

Morgan. Luigi Morgan.

- The Morgan Bank guy?
- Yes.

- But he's widowed.
- You are too.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

But they say
he doesn't care about women anymore.

But you are a special woman.
First of all, you have to meet him.

- And how?
- By meeting him.

How else are you going to meet him?

You go to his bank and say
you want to deposit a large sum of money.

- What do you think of about 100 million?
- But...

- 100 or 110 million ...
- We don't have anything.

Done?

How is it that "turtle" on the
should i bet that has odds of 100: 1?

Because that's a mess.
He always comes last.

What does "a Klepper" mean?

You have me all that i have
put on a nag?

Yes.

Apologize for a moment
I'll be right back.

The third race ended
with the victory of "Merry Flower".

In second place
landed "Papillon".

Go for the fourth race now
to the start with the number 2 "Hannover".

Then we have the favorite "Corsara",
also “Sinclair” from the Olgiata racing team.

Also “Ottaviano” and finally
with the 3 the boisterous "Ermellino" ...

... as well as with the number 4 "turtle".
The horses are now in the start boxes.

We're ready.
The signal is given and off you go!

As predicted, Corsara sits down
to the top of the field ...

... followed by Hanover
and Sinclair.

Of course, turtle makes up
the bottom.

Incredible! The favorite Corsara
falls out of his pace.

He seems to have gone crazy!
He leaves the race track ...

... and returns wistfully
back to the racing stables.

But there is Sinclair ...

... from the Olgiata breed, which is making up places
and now takes the lead.

He has all the other competitors
suspended by at least ten lengths ...

... and prepares to
to win the race.

But what is happening there?
Sinclair with the number 5 is slowing down.

He's losing ground.
It almost seems like he's being stopped.

His gait is slow
and no longer liquid.

He's visible in trouble
and is overtaken by the others.

That is unbelievable!

Sinclair is passed through
to last place and eliminated.

This is followed by Ermellino
and Hanover.

Turtle is of course
at the end of the field.

Number 7 benefits from it
and sits at the head of the field.

The jockey is trying
in a foretaste of victory ...

... the last grains
mobilize from his horse.

He spurs him on
with the whip.

But I don't understand ...
I don't understand!

The jockey behaves like this
as if the blow had hit him.

He moves wildly to and fro, winds,
gets restless and gives up too!

You might think
you would be in an elimination race.

And with the mess
Turtle sits down ...

... number 4, the 100: 1 outsider,
the horse from the De profundis racing stable ...

... completely unexpected to the top.
That's amazing!

Ottaviano, Hanover and Ermellino,
who were about to easily overtake him ...

... runs out of breath and you lose
more and more terrain on the home stretch.

You are slowing down.
It seems like they are being braked.

Your hooves seem to be up
only extremely difficult to lift off the floor.

You are slowing down.
They are getting slower.

What's going on?
They seem to be stuck to the floor.

You stop.
You don't move anymore!

Tortoise, tortoise ...

- Tortoise ... Come on, tortoise.
- turtle ...

Turtle ...

- turtle! Turtle!
- turtle!

turtle crosses the finish line
and wins for the first time in her career.

- Did you cash in?
- Yes.

Put everything on the fifth race.

- Everything for the fifth race.
- Which horse?

- Which horse?
- Giant snail.

Giant snail?

Giant snail.

- Come here.
- Where to? Why?

I want Morgan
sees your chocolate side.

Darn it, this ain't Morgan at all!

You are not Mr. Morgan at all!

I asked
speak to Luigi Morgan in person.

- Well, Luigi Morgan is in Sanremo.
- Oh, he's on vacation?

He's a little exhausted.

Since its virtuous and exemplary
Wife Enrichetta has passed away ...

... does Morgan over and over again
through a crisis.

He then leaves everything behind
and relax for a few days by the sea.

Is it true that he never thought
to marry again?

No never.

He lives permanently
in memory of Enrichetta.

Since that ominous day
he didn't look at a woman anymore.

Yes, even a pretty young woman like you
would leave him ... completely indifferent.

Well, I'll be back then
when Mr. Morgan is present.

Thanks.

So?

Do you give yourself up?

These women never trust you.

Do you feel
that I give myself up?

Hey Hey

Asso!

Here I am!

Hey

I'm coming!

I'm there!

Here I am!

I'm there!

- Enrichetta Morgan?
- Sure, I am.

I received your message
and there i am!

I called you, dear colleague,
because I have a favor to ask of you.

You are really a handsome man.

Let me look at you.

Really attractive.

But what are you doing down here?
Don't you have to be somewhere else?

I had something to do
and for this very reason ...

... I wanted some information
catch up with you via Luigi.

Luigi?

- Which Luigi?
- Luigi Morgan, your husband.

Oh, poor thing ...

I was told he was dead
still not over.

- He was madly in love with me.
- That's true.

- Why are you laughing?
- Poor Luigi.

He never forgot me.

I was everything else
as a perfect wife you see

No.

Well, the men
I just liked it.

Especially when they are beautiful
and were strong like you

And you liked them too
after you got married

Well, the meat was weak
and so I put some horns on it.

You know, I have to go for every fling
To serve ten years in purgatory.

- Do you have to pay for a lot?
- 46 centuries ...

And how did Luigi fall in love with you?
Can you describe your first meeting for me?

That was in Sanremo. The poor man drove
every weekend to relax.

He stood in the Grand Hotel Royal
the imperial suite available all year round.

With a wonderful view of the sea.
You could see the coast until ...

Oh yes, excuse me.

That year, it was 1952
I also decided to go to Sanremo.

I got up in front of the Royal Hotel
from my white jaguar from ...

- A white jaguar?
- Yes, white.

I was wearing a dress
and a hat in the same color ...

... as well as a white fox fur.
I looked gorgeous.

Absolutely gorgeous.

- What about him?
- He noticed me right away.

Especially since I have my fragrant Coty handkerchief
dropped to the ground in front of him.

He invited me to breakfast
into his suite.

He was delighted to find out
that I also loved Baltic oysters.

- Baltic?
- Yes, yes, from the Baltic States.

- And when did he propose to you?
- After hearing the violin.

- What violin?
- There was no violin at all.

But when he fell in love ...

... he always heard the piece in his head
“Capriccio Italy” by Tchaikovsky.

The piece goes like this:

I have it by the way
met up there.

- Whom?
- Tchaikovsky.

Handsome boy. Brown-haired, Slavic ...
It's a shame he's a little too gay.

- And when he heard the violin ...
- ... he revealed his love to me ...

... and two weeks later
we were married

Thank you, Enrichetta.

You have me
done a great service.

Don't you give me anything in return?

- What do you want?
- A kiss.

Well, a kiss among colleagues?

Sniffe.

Sniffe.

My pretty!

Enrichetta! How much do you have to
atone for that kiss?

For that I have to be at least 100 years
to do penance in purgatory.

But it was worth it, Asso!
It was worth it!

Ciao! Ciao!

Well here we are.

Luigi Morgan lives up there.
But now he's downstairs at breakfast.

Are you ready?

I feel uncomfortable.

- I'm dressed like a musical.
- You're beautiful.

Should i get off?

Let's go first
everything again briefly.

When he invites you to dinner
what do you order?

Tortellini with cream sauce.

Sorry, but I just like
Tortellini with cream sauce.

There are no tortellini today.

Okay.
Baltic oysters.

Very good.

But I prefer
Tortellini with cream sauce.

Should I get off now?

Yes. Meanwhile I press
on the tortellino ...

... um, the horn,
to get his attention.

Coty.

Young lady?

Please, miss.

- This is yours, I suppose.
- No, it belongs to my husband.

Her man?
So are you married?

- Widowed.
- How happy I am.

Forgiveness.

It's just that I'm widowed too.
Excuse me? Luigi Morgan, banker.

Pleasant, Silvia Bernardi, dancer.

Forgive me for my brisk manner
but you remind me of a lovely person.

Oh yes?

I want you tonight
invite me to dinner.

- Are you already doing something?
- Well, honestly ...

- I have time.
- It would mean a lot to me.

I suppose.

Let's say at 9 p.m. in my apartment
the imperial suite?

Do you have a special request,
as for the menu?

I'm crazy about tortel ...
um, for oysters from the Baltic States.

I'll see you later.

It lightens.

The weather changes.

The longer I look at you the more
I am enchanted by your beauty, Silvia.

Thanks.

That's the capriccio.

What do I have to hear?
A “capriccio”, a love affair?

- Who do you think I am?
- Silvia ...

You can't understand that.

The motive that I have in me
is the famous "Capriccio Italy".

A classic piece by Tchaikovsky.

If I do this, yes,
when I hear this piece in me ...

... I have the certainty
to be in love like the first time.

Silvia, would you like to marry me?

Maybe yes.

Oh, excuse me, Luigi,
I have to take a quick breath.

You're welcome.

You are really crazy.

Oh dearest ...

So will you marry me

Yes.

Take it easy
I don't want to be the inconvenient third.

I would have bet on "cancer".

200 cases of beer.

Then 100 cases of mineral water
and 300 bottles ...

When we're married you won't
live in this ugly neighborhood.

I will see you on
bring my property in Moncalieri.

I have a lock there
a rare national monument.

The next inhabited place
is a staggering 20 km away.

Silvia!

What are you walking around at this time
with a banker at that?

- Mr. Morgan is my fiance.
- That one?

If you need money
I would have given you some

Excuse me, but what are you allowing yourself?

I haven't even introduced myself yet.
Bretella.

Morgan.

You have to celebrate an engagement.
I invite you to have a drink.

- I never drink outside of meals.
- Then let's have a drink.

Today is too late for that.
I have to go home.

I think the lady told you
that she wants to go home.

- Are you peeking your pants? Are you scared?
- Me and fear? That I don't laugh.

Then what are we doing out here?
Come in.

- With pleasure. Please, madame.
- You're welcome...

- Well, we're going now.
- No, I'll tell you when it's time to go.

- I want to talk to you for a moment.
- All right, I'm listening.

- I happen to like this young woman.
- Bretella, don't be an idiot.

Be still you! First you were Asso's wife
and I had nothing to report.

Then you hang out with this guy.
Should I wait all my life?

Take it easy, Bretella, I can for you
Just be a friend anyway.

- I think...
- I don't give a shit.

If you want Silvia
you have to earn it.

- All right. How much?
- No money. We play for them.

- I never play.
- I don't mean cards, I mean fists.

But I never beat myself.

But I already!

100,000 on Bretella.

- All right, I'll go with you.
- 5,000 to the banker.

- 100,000 on Morgan the banker.
- I'm with you.

- I'll double my stake.
- Me too.

A million on me.

Damn ax!
I showed up at the wrong moment.

- K.O.
- That's enough, okay?

Do you have enough now

- But I don't hold a grudge.
- It's strong ...

We invite you tomorrow at 12 noon
for our wedding.

Did you see how I dressed him up?
I polished his face. Goodbye

- He has to pay our bets now.
- He took off his pants ...

In! It's open.

- Are you sick, killer?
- I'm not doing so well.

I have a little job for you.

No.

Since your assignment to kill Asso,
I never left the house.

- I didn't move anymore.
- Don't worry, the case has been shelved.

Mmh ... But that doesn't apply
for my conscience.

Asso was a great person.
I shouldn't have killed him.

I really shouldn't have done that.

Asso is dead and buried.

Do not worry.

This time you do the same thing again
with Morgan the banker.

I am done with my job.
Look how my hand is shaking.

- Look here.
- I'll give you double that.

No.

As soon as I feel better
I go to the inspector and confess everything.

I am sorry, Bretella.
I'm really sorry.

Never mind.

I can do it myself.

Goodbye, killer.

You look lovely.
You are a wonderful bride.

I am almost already
a little jealous of your Luigi.

Then I'm not getting married
and stay with you.

No, that was just a joke.

I am sure that you will be your future
already love a little.

No!

You're only saying that to annoy me.

If I loved someone else
I couldn't see you anymore

You said that yourself.

Take a good look at me.

Don't you find me a little more transparent
blurred, spongy ...

- ... more unclear?
- no

It's already late.
Luigi will be over time.

We're going for a lap now
my friend.

What are you doing? Have you gone mad?
I have to go to town hall, I'm getting married today.

I think your little bride
can wait a long time. Go!

- Is that a kidnapping then?
- Call it what you want. Drive already!

He's so nice. I've had it for a long time
not seen so happy anymore.

- Another 100 days like this, Signora.
- Carolina!

Oh excuse me
that was wrong again.

Wait, I'll straighten your tie
to make it look better.

Yes he is very friendly ...

I would not have thought,
that Morgan will remarry ...

Luigi is late.

It's not wrong for me if he doesn't come.
You know how I feel about it.

I'll see where he's going.

Hey

Hey

Hey

You there! Come here!

- Do you mean me?
- Yes, you! Come here! Come here!

- Ah yes...
- Sweetie?

Apologize for a moment
I'll be right back.

Did you call me?

Yes.

- Hello, killer. Do you see me
- Yes, of course, and I hear you too.

- Then you are too ...
- Yeah, I'm dead.

I regret that.
My condolences.

- Before I go back down there ...
- You mean "up"?

No, get down.
I am in hell

Hell can wait.

Before I go back down there
I wanted to ask your forgiveness.

You are forgiven.

And as compensation
I wanted to do you a favor.

- I don't have a fire.
- Don't worry, try this here.

This is one
of the few advantages of hell.

So, it was Bretella
who commissioned your murder.

- Bretella?
- Yes.

And then he did
made me cold too.

What a tiger son!

Now he's kidnapped Morgan
and want to kill him.

- Luigi Morgan?
- Yes.

Thank you killer.

I'm trying,
to put in a good word for you.

I would
a small fan is enough.

Del Tuddo, the door!

I'm going already.

I ask for the police to intervene.
Morgan was kidnapped.

Del Tuddo, you are sure to be disappointed
from your US Cagliari, what?

We have three goals from Inter
poured out to you in San Siro.

- Don't you owe me a meal now?
- I'll pay you for the meal.

- But the referee sucked.
- Why shit?

- You can't whistle like that.
- What are you talking about?

- Was that a 911?
- Yes how? With everything that happens.

Morgan was kidnapped
and they talk about such irrelevant stuff.

Do you still have words?
Is that to be believed?

- You need new glasses!
- You need glasses.

- I'll rub you one right now.
- You smeared the referee!

- Sure, we Milanese always pay for everything.
- Yes, you Milanese have given the referee!

- And now you pay for the meal, okay?
- Yeah, that's fine.

You pay.

Morgan was kidnapped.

- Morgan was kidnapped. Morgan!
- Inter are a great team.

- Morgan was kidnapped.
- Who is this Morgan?

- Who said anything about Morgan?
- That was me!

Who is this? A defense attorney?
A striker? A goalkeeper?

No, he's a banker!

- Where is he playing?
- Del Tuddo!

Do not forget,
that I am your boss!

- Is that clear? Be quiet!
- get out of here!

- Don't push!
- Who is pushing?

- I was the one who pushed.
- Ah okay.

I have the feeling when I scream louder
you may hear me.

Yes it is a question
the volume ...

Morgan was kidnapped!

Do you understand?
Morgan was kidnapped!

Do you understand Morgan was kidnapped?
Morgan was kidnapped! Can you hear me?

What's this?

- Can you hear me?
- I hear a buzz.

What kind of buzz? That is me!
Morgan was kidnapped!

- Morgan became ...
- Del Tuddo, answer it.

Hello, this is Morgan.

Bretella kidnapped me.
We are on Highway 51 to Monza.

Hello? Police? Can you hear me?
Hi there? Police? Isn't there any?

Hey, another joke
and I'll kill you right now!

- Hang up!
- Excuse me, Mr Bretella.

Hi there?

Hi there? Who's speaking?
Nobody is on it.

Del Tuddo, you give me the phone
but there is nobody on it.

Today is a quiet day.
Let's go out to eat, Del Tuddo.

After all, you pay.

Thanks.

Del Tuddo, you drive
I want to finish reading

I did not know,
that the police have remote-controlled cars.

Del Tuddo, slow down.
Do you want to kill us?

Del Tuddo, what the hell are you doing?
You drive under all pig.

The restaurant is not here.

It's over there ...

Del Tuddo? Del Tuddo where are you
Del Tuddo!

Damn shit!
Oh my God!

The Mi ... the microphone ...
Thanks.

An emergency...
An emergency, police!

- Who is speaking?
- The police.

Yes, the police are here.
Who's on the other end?

The police!
This is Commissioner Rinaldi.

I'm sitting in a blue Alfa 6
with the registration number 53872.

I was kidnapped!

- By whom?
- From the invisible!

Oh my God...

No no...
Stop.

A curve!
Damn shit!

No!

We ride on two wheels!

No!
Oh my God!

Wait wait...

How do you get this crappy car
straighten up again? Ouch! Good gracious!

That could
Luigi Morgan's car.

I beg you, help me! Help me
I betrayed your memory.

- Who are you talking to?
- With Enrichetta.

Enrichetta?
I don't see anyone here.

Enrichetta is a saint in paradise.
I pray to her to help me.

Yes, yes, pray quietly
you will be dead soon.

Not even all of the saints from Paradise
can still save you.

Cursed! Accelerate!

Can you see it? She answered my prayers.
Enrichetta performed a miracle.

I'll give you a miracle in a moment ...

Hey, call the police.

Drive faster! More quickly!

Hit the gas, you bastard!
Give substance!

- But we're still killing each other.
- You don't care.

You're as good as dead anyway!

Stop! I am Morgan the banker. Are you waiting!
Police! I've been kidnapped! From that one!

Take him away!
This is the notorious kidnapper!

He wanted to kill me! Arrest him!
His name is Bretella! He's a thug!

A brutal person! He gave me a gun
held to the neck! Take him away!

- How are you, Commissioner?
- Bad.

Me too.

- He's considerably late.
- Yes.

- Maybe he changed his mind.
- Well, she's a former dancer.

Signora, I have you
brought something to drink.

- No thanks, Carolina.
- This is really a shame.

More than an hour late.

- Doesn't that bother you?
- On the contrary!

Since the groom is still not there,
I'm going home

Silvia! Excuse me
And you others too, excuse me.

Something happened to me.
Sorry, sorry.

I have to speak to Silvia for a moment
in private.

- Silvia, they wanted to kill me.
- Oh I'm sorry.

On the verge of death
I prayed to Enrichetta.

I promised her to be hers forever
if she saves my life

- And then?
- She saved my life.

- I won't marry you anymore.
- Oh, I'm so happy!

I am very happy!

Goodbye, Enrichetta.
Sorry, Silvia.

- Goodbye, adieu.
- Ciao, ciao.

But what is he doing there? That is the exit.
Why don't you stop him?

He changed his mind.
He doesn't marry me anymore.

He no longer marries you?

Oh my God.

It is ... with me,
like I'm dying again

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Hey bartender
I must be really drunk tonight.

This is the third whiskey that I drink
without my noticing

I was hoping
to meet you here.

Who are you? I do not know you.
Get out of here, Silvia.

Come on let's go home
You drank too much.

I should have had something to drink?

- Get out of here, Silvia.
- Come on, let's go.

I did everything wrong

Luigi wasn't
the right man for you.

Now I have to go again
start over.

All right, let's get home
talk about it again, okay?

Yes, let's talk at home.

Hey guys, the new guy over there!
The guy from Varese!

He wins continuously!
He's better than poor Asso!

Nonsense! There will never be anyone
who is better than poor Asso.

- Come on let us go.
- I want to see him.

- Whom?
- That guy from Varese.

He's definitely a fool.

- Please let's go home.
- no

I want to see
what kind of guy that is.

A donation for the little orphans
the blessed Enrichetta.

- A donation for the little orphans
- Oh, get out of here.

- Leave us alone.
- go

A donation for
the little orphans.

A donation for
the little orphans.

A donation for
the little orphans!

It's your turn, Varesino.

I fit.

I increase three times.

Six times as much.

Nine times that.

All you have left

You are too good for me, Varesino.

Not bad, boy.

He's bluffing
without his ear twitching.

I think,
it will become a big one.

Hey

What did you say?

Those eyes, that expression ...
Who were you looking at?

Hey, honey, are you telling me
that you like that guy?

He is gorgeous.

Beautiful?
It's really ugly!

He's so handsome ...

Listen, leave the jokes. I don't allow you
To fall in love with a guy like that.

How so?
What's wrong with him?

Well, he's a player, a have-nothing.
One who cannot be trusted.

Today he is still making a fortune
and tomorrow he'll fall on his face.

What would that be
for a life with that?

The life that I lived with you
and that I liked so much.

I want my life by the side
of such a man spend.

With these gentle
and so profound eyes.

It has no future!

He would even see you on your wedding night
let sit because of a game!

Because of a game, do you understand?
Because of a game!

Because of a game ...
Because of a game ...

Asso?

Where are you, then?
Asso?

Asso? Have you disappeared
I do not see you anymore.

Hey, honey, stay here with me.
You give me luck.

Welcome back, Asso.

DIRECTORATE

- Howdy, Peter.
- The boss is already waiting for you.

What kind of guy is he?

Extravagant...

Asso.

I'm still waiting
very long on you.

I was told,
that you were a poker god.

I'm pretty good at it.

Take off.

But no miracles, okay?

- What are we playing for?
- About what you want.

- Your job.
- I Agree.

How many cards?

- None.
- Neither do I.

You can get up already.

A full house with blessed ones.

Then I stay seated.

Four saints.

Too bad.

- Do I get a rematch?
- Yes, in 3,000 years.

- Will you still be here 3,000 years from now?
- Yeah, sure.

So fine.

See you in 3,000 years
at eight o'clock.

The poor thing ...