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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:12,660 A Joint Production of Joy Pack Film, AMUSE Cinema City, 2 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:16,000 PSC, Office Intenzio, Nippon Columbia, and Alfa Records 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:24,074 Use the free code JOINNOW at 
www.playships.eu 4 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,660 You can't give up now. 5 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,280 But... My hand... 6 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,180 Don't say that! 7 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:43,480 Maybe you can't hold your trumpet. But you've still got your songs. 8 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:48,620 You've still got thousands, no, tens of thousands of fans supporting you. 9 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:54,380 And...you've still got me. 10 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,220 Cut! Cut! Cut! 11 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:01,440 Sorry. 12 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,060 You okay? 13 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:06,580 Sorry. That's an outtake. Let's do it again. 14 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,980 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 15 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:10,880 We'll keep going until we get it. 16 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,860 Sorry about that! 17 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:15,640 Come on, Shirei-kun! 18 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:17,860 What's his problem? 19 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:21,000 Sorry, Director. He caught a bit of a cold yesterday. 20 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:21,980 Blow. 21 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:26,880 Changing rolls. 22 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:28,380 That's enough. 23 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,460 Take five, Fujiko-chan. 24 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:32,800 Alright. 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,700 How's the food coming along? 26 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,400 About 30 more minutes. 27 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:47,000 Looks like you're having fun. 28 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,940 What do you mean by that? 29 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,420 Playing around in outtakes won't get you any compliments from me. 30 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:56,200 Oh, no. 31 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:58,920 Oh, no, no, no, no. 32 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,940 You're not jealous of the kid, are you? 33 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:05,800 It's shameful. Just like the gossip about you in rags like Bishō. 34 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,100 That was done by the agency's PR department. 35 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:12,420 It was all made up. You know how it is. 36 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,780 - You're an entertainer too. - Now hold on. 37 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:19,100 You understand, don't you? 38 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:22,420 I'm not an entertainer. I'm an artist. 39 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,160 And seriously, Bishō? 40 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:30,680 She'll be in Heibon, Punch, Post, and Gendai next week. 41 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:35,080 Ridiculous. Don't you have any dignity? 42 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:41,340 Aki-san, we need to fix the lighting! Come take a seat! 43 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:42,380 Yes, sir. 44 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:49,720 Poor Aki-san. Why would you say that, dear? 45 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,740 Just the other day, you said you were going to clean up, 46 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:56,880 then you barged into Aki-san's room and took down her curtains. 47 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,760 I was just helping out. 48 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,080 Aki-san deserves her privacy. 49 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,740 You don't understand a woman's feelings at all, do you? 50 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,420 That's your only flaw. 51 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,560 Quit your bitching, Nemoto-chan! 52 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,640 I don't mind you dropping by, but leave the lovers' quarrel at the door. 53 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,240 Fujiko-chan, by the way... 54 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,680 Hey, who is that guy? 55 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:20,100 - Fujiko Kinugasa's husband. - Oh? 56 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,980 - A director named Shōhei Nemoto. - Oh, the Dawn Expresso guy. 57 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,220 - Express. - Ah, right. 58 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:29,640 An extraordinary debut at the age of 23 and a marriage to the leading lady. 59 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,300 - He was so cool back then. - Definitely. 60 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:36,740 "Classic Director and Leading Lady Romance." The press were all over it. 61 00:03:36,740 --> 00:03:38,640 Oh yeah, that's right. 62 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,080 He won a New Directors award from the Directors Guild too. 63 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,640 Yeah, but even with the cinephile cred it bombed at the box-office. 64 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:50,060 The only time that had ever happened in Fujiko Kinugasa's career. 65 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,760 Seven years later and he hasn't shot anything since. 66 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,360 Ah, so even the film world has useless employees. 67 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:58,460 They say he just lives off his star wife now. 68 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:01,360 Too bad that'll never be us. 69 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,700 It's not like we're going anywhere. 70 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,100 You're right about that. 71 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:09,460 And now even the great Fujiko-san is doing idol movies. 72 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:10,620 Let's go, everyone! 73 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,500 - We're ready, Director. - Okay. 74 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,640 Alright, let's roll! 75 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,160 Let's go. 76 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:24,460 You're bothering me, dear. Get off the set. 77 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,520 Start the rain! 78 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,720 Scene 128, Take 3! 79 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,900 - Nemoto the director, right? - That's me. 80 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,320 I'm not quite ready to make an announcement yet. 81 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,460 - An announcement... So you're finally... - No, still working on that. 82 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,400 - That? You mean your divorce? - Divorce? I'm talking about my next movie. 83 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,240 Who cares about that? 84 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,340 What do you have to say about the affair between your wife, Fujiko Kinugasa, 85 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:02,560 and the up-and-coming singer, Masaaki Shirei? 86 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,700 The two of them were spotted leaving a hotel together. 87 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,800 What do you have to say as her husband? 88 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,040 - Don't be absurd. - You've been married seven years. 89 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,160 Just like Wyler's Seventh Year Affair. 90 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:17,480 That's Wilder. Billy Wilder's movie from 1955, The Seven Year Itch. 91 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,560 - It starred Marilyn Monroe and— - Jack Lemmon! 92 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,520 - Tom Ewell. - Oh, Ewell, Ewell... 93 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,200 Wait! 94 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:30,740 Come on, just a quick comment! 95 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,320 Cut! Cut! 96 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:38,600 Come on, Nemoto-chan! We're filming... 97 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,020 ...The Seventh Year Affair. 98 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,640 Dawn Express ♪ Cast down your eyes ♪ 99 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:38,820 ♪ And smile a little ♪ 100 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:51,140 ♪ You've seen the rainbow wind ♪ 101 00:06:53,860 --> 00:07:00,100 ♪ All the fragrances on the breeze that blows in from the islands ♪ 102 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:08,520 ♪ But we don't pay them any mind ♪ 103 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:16,920 ♪ Sometimes I'll throw a fish on the grill ♪ 104 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:24,840 ♪ And think of how much I love spring Because of the poisson d'avril ♪ 105 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:36,500 ♪ The season seen through glass ♪ 106 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:48,640 ♪ Take up the gentle feelings ♪ 107 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:58,220 ♪ My memories from the school of the wind ♪ 108 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:06,440 ♪ A youthful smile, a tiny shell... ♪ 109 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:14,800 ♪ Poisson d'avril, did you notice ♪ 110 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:23,020 ♪ The rivers and oceans in which you swim are but a dream? ♪ 111 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,360 I can take you here! 112 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:43,040 I can take you here! 113 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,720 No, I'm fine. 114 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,820 Refrigerated goods. 115 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:52,700 Refrigerated goods. 116 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:56,160 Produce. 117 00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,480 Produce. 118 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,480 Arden beef stew. 119 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,400 That'll be 2,700 yen. 120 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,300 Out of 3,000. 121 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,020 300 yen is your change. Thank you very much. 122 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,460 Welcome. 123 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,380 Oh, it's you. Another rough day? 124 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:27,800 No. 125 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,080 Fresh fish. 126 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,140 Produce. 127 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,320 MY Baking. 128 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,420 P. daburil. 129 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:45,420 - P. daburil? - That's poisson d'avril. 130 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,820 It means April Fish in French. 131 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,640 It also means April Fools'. 132 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,560 April Fools'? 133 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,620 It's the name of the candy in this case. 134 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:59,700 For a long time, fish-shaped chocolate has been made in France and handed out on April 1st. 135 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,380 Originally, April 1st was— 136 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,860 - Excuse me? - Yes? 137 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,740 I'm in a hurry here. 138 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:06,080 Oh, sorry. 139 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:13,860 ♪ Across the distant future ♪ 140 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:21,880 ♪ A voice can be heard ♪ 141 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:27,580 ♪ Never wake up ♪ 142 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:32,840 ♪ From April's dream ♪ 143 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,860 ♪ Cast down your eyes ♪ 144 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:06,000 ♪ And smile a little ♪ 145 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:18,500 ♪ You've seen the rainbow wind ♪ 146 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:27,400 ♪ Like the waves from my time on the moon ♪ 147 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:35,760 ♪ Flowing in and out So far from the cities ♪ 148 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:44,440 ♪ On the dunes, my face in the wind ♪ 149 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:52,940 ♪ I see the silver gleam of the poisson d'avril ♪ 150 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,500 I'm home! 151 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,900 You came in through the back door again, didn't you, dear? 152 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,260 Welcome home. 153 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:23,720 I unlocked it, didn't I? 154 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,660 I'm making beignets tonight. 155 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,400 Did you know you left the mail in the mailbox? 156 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:35,560 I keep telling you to come in through the front door like a normal person. 157 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,340 You come in through the back like a maid. 158 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,360 Now that's really shameful. 159 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,700 This way's more convenient. It's right by the kitchen. 160 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:49,400 It's not just that. I'm always having to set you straight as your elder. 161 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,460 That's not gonna get you in Bishō. 162 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:53,960 Shōhei! 163 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,300 Sensei! 164 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,220 You received a fan letter in English! 165 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,640 In English? 166 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:06,680 Oh, this must be a fan of my Japanese-American production, Shadow Shōgun. 167 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,720 You've finally become an international star. 168 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:16,600 Dear, could you read this for me? 169 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:19,960 Please. 170 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,880 I'm busy right now. 171 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,820 - Come on... - I'm cooking. 172 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:30,240 What's this? Monsieur Shōhei Nemoto. 173 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,940 This is mine. And it's in French, not English. 174 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,160 It's not for you. 175 00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:36,740 Oh... 176 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,300 So, who's it from? 177 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:45,860 Hmm... Pa - na - po - ra Handa. 178 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,220 Oh, it's from Chief Panapora. 179 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:52,820 Who's that? Chief Panapona...whatever. 180 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,440 It's Panapora! 181 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:58,640 He's from the Rotonga Islands where I went to film that commercial five years ago. 182 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,960 Oh, right! 183 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:04,300 Shōhei Nemoto's mythical commercial. 184 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:16,780 It was only shelved because the South Seas didn't suit my style. 185 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,500 But anyway, he was the coordinator while I was on location. 186 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:25,040 He's a second-generation Japanese and the chief of Aranila Island. I told you we hit it off. 187 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,100 If he's Japanese, then why can't he write in Japanese? 188 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:31,660 He speaks it well, but I guess he has trouble with writing. 189 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,760 So? What does this chief want? 190 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,960 Let's see... Shōhei, comment allez-vous? 191 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,880 Oh là là! 192 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,380 What is it? 193 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:57,760 Oh, in France you just say oh là là at times like this. 194 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,040 What does that have to do with anything? 195 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,320 Well, Chief Panopora's coming to Japan. 196 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:07,340 He says he's arriving on Friday, March 31st. 197 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:12,880 He'll be staying at the Pacific Hotel that night, but he'll be visiting on Saturday. 198 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,160 What do I have on Saturday? 199 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,780 April 1st is April Fools' Day. 200 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,940 Wait, that's our anniversary. 201 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,000 Nice, we'll throw a welcoming party. 202 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,560 For the chief? 203 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:34,920 Of course. He's a great chief of 5,000 people after all. 204 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,860 5,000 people are coming? 205 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,260 One person. Just the chief. 206 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,840 I'm gonna make something that'll blow him away. 207 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,720 I'll have to put in some special orders at Meidi-Ya. 208 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,540 He really did that much for you? 209 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,580 Of course he did. He gave me the VIP treatment. 210 00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:02,880 That wooden mask, the water buffalo horns, and the mounted sea turtle were all gifts. 211 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:07,860 Why don't the two of us have a nice, long talk instead, dear? 212 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,520 Over one of your delicious dinners. 213 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,120 I can't do that. 214 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,800 Friendships between men really need to be treasured. 215 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,100 And I don't understand women's feelings anyway, right? 216 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:27,700 Besides, we might end up talking business. 217 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,380 Business? 218 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:32,420 Yeah, maybe we'll collaborate on a movie or something. 219 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:39,660 He's a wealthy man, you know. I might be making my first film in a long time. 220 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,620 I've gotta come up with a story. 221 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:44,620 I'll get Fujisawa to write it. 222 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:50,780 He's been stuck writing awful TV scripts. This should get him fired up again. 223 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,300 The South Seas again, huh? 224 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,860 Just like the mythical commercial. 225 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,920 What are you talking about?! My films are the height of artistic expression! 226 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,080 To compare them to some cheap commercial... 227 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,100 Stop laughing! 228 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:21,680 How many times do I have to tell you? Don't interrupt me while I'm cooking. 229 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:25,400 My French cuisine is art. 230 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,960 - Aki-san, let's go out to eat. - Yes, let's. 231 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,220 Wait, what kind of food? 232 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,320 We'll have Japanese food tonight. 233 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,140 - At Hōmasa? - That's right. 234 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,200 - You better eat something other than nattō. - Oh? What's wrong with nattō? 235 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,120 It doesn't suit you. 236 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:56,240 Nattō is a plant-based protein that's good for both your body and your mind! 237 00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,900 Are you kidding me? 238 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,480 If I ate nothing but that rotten stuff, my brain would rot just like yours. 239 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaking of rotten food, what about all that cheese you eat? 240 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,640 - Right. - Cheese is a fermented product! 241 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,240 It's not rotten at all! 242 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,060 - Whatever. Let's go, Aki-san. Come on. - Yes. 243 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:23,340 "You've still got thousands, no, tens of thousands of fans supporting you." 244 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,380 "And...you've still got me." 245 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,920 Man, I'm hungry... 246 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,400 Nora... 247 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,680 Nora! 248 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,280 Oh là là! 249 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,600 Hello. Hello, Fujisawa-kun, please. 250 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,100 No, the screenwriter, Fujio Fujisawa-kun. 251 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,160 Hey, Fujisawa? This is Nemoto. 252 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:40,260 Yeah, I'm fine, but listen. I've got something really important to talk about. 253 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,300 Ah, I'll call you back tomorrow. 254 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,640 Right, yeah. Yeah. Bye. 255 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,700 - Who was that? - I just gave Fujisawa a call. 256 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,460 I talked to him about the script. He's really excited. 257 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,100 So am I! 258 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:58,200 I gave the president of the agency a call from Hōmasa. 259 00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:02,820 He said a welcoming party for the chief would be good publicity. 260 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:07,140 So you can grace us with a display of your cooking ability. 261 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:13,160 And we've got the wine that Nishimaru-san from my fan club gave us as a wedding present. 262 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,520 - Oh, what was it... - Gevrey-Chambertin, right? 263 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:20,900 - Yeah, that's right. Why don't we open it? - One bottle is 300,000 yen... 264 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:25,980 If we don't open it at a time like this, then we never will. 265 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:30,940 You're right. But what could I possibly make to go with it? 266 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:35,300 Oh, and I'll have to find a dress to match. 267 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,100 Will he be alright with a Western-style toilet? 268 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:39,900 Yeah. 269 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,100 - One of the bathroom tiles is chipped. - I already called the repairman. 270 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:48,440 Well then, I'll be off to bed. 271 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,360 - Good night to you both. - Night. 272 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,780 Good night. 273 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,640 You don't look so good, dear. 274 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,600 Really? 275 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,060 You ate that big beignet, didn't you? You'll wreck your stomach. 276 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,120 Of course not. 277 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,980 So you didn't eat anything? 278 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,320 You must be starving. 279 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:13,960 I'd offer to make you a little something, but... 280 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,900 Don't worry about it. You go on to bed. 281 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,960 Staying up late is bad for your looks. 282 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,260 - You shouldn't stay up too late either. - I won't. 283 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:30,560 Oh yeah, I'll be on The Wednesday Variety Show tomorrow with Shirei-kun. 284 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,140 I won't be home for dinner. 285 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,000 Oh là là! Oh là là! 286 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,280 Oh, Fujiko-san, Fujiko-san... 287 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,200 Oh là là! 288 00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,760 Man, I'm hungry... 289 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,200 So what did you wanna talk about? 290 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,340 Spit it out. 291 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,300 I'm a busy guy. 292 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,240 A movie. 293 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,720 We're finally making another movie. 294 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,600 The return of the dynamic duo behind Dawn Express. 295 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,760 You can get back to writing movies. 296 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,720 You won't have to write those same old TV scripts anymore. 297 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,700 You kiddin' me? 298 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,800 Look! 299 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:24,100 Look at that table there. That's serious drama. 300 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,680 I've got melodramas right here. 301 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,260 I'm doing variety shows too. 302 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,280 You never change, do ya? 303 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,460 So tell me about this movie. 304 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,440 Got a good story, don't ya? 305 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,480 - You could barely get the words out on the phone. - Well... 306 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,880 Actually, there's something I've gotta take care of first. I've got a big problem... 307 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,420 Is that right? 308 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,300 Man, never known you to be so timid. 309 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,000 I'm in trouble. I've got a favor to ask. 310 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,560 I'm backed into a corner here. 311 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,180 For the sake of the dynamic duo, I need your help. 312 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,440 Which one should I wear? 313 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:07,220 How about something flashy for a South Seas man? 314 00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:15,400 Or maybe something Japanese to charm a Japanese man. 315 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:19,360 Sensei, may we talk about the toilet? 316 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,840 Excuse me? 317 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:26,240 Don't you think someone from the islands would prefer a squat toilet? 318 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,800 It's a French territory, isn't it? 319 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:35,020 Indeed it is. Though for a Japanese person, I think squatting would be— 320 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,440 He's the chief! 321 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,800 Indeed he is. Which one shall we go with? 322 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,480 Yes, which one... 323 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:48,700 Let me get this straight. 324 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:53,000 You're saying a sign of friendship on this island is to offer your wife for a night? 325 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,460 That's right. 326 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,900 So, that means... 327 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:02,640 The chief offered you his wife, Nora, and the two of you got cozy one night? 328 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,660 - I refused at first. - Really? 329 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,240 But if I hadn't done it, I'd have upset the chief. 330 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,860 And it's a headhunting tribe, so... 331 00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:14,920 Oh my god! You lady-killer, you! 332 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:17,840 You maniac! Pervert! Pervert! 333 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,960 I'd look so sexy in this... 334 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,960 You didn't actually do anything with her? You serious? 335 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,960 Which one shall we go with? 336 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,580 You counted the stars? 337 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,400 What does that mean? 338 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:38,220 Well, you keep counting until you see a shooting star. 339 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:40,280 Then you start over. 340 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,280 - All night long? - Yeah. 341 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,560 - With that woman? - Yeah. 342 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,560 With Nora... 343 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:04,240 There it is! Your platonic love worship has reared its ugly head again. 344 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:10,920 Modern society is all about sex and violence now, not that old-fashioned stuff. 345 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,460 How could you create anything in a world like this?! 346 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,060 I bet that Nora was quite the tan beauty, wasn't she? 347 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,440 What a waste... 348 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,100 I couldn't tell the chief about it. 349 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,620 I didn't want to upset him. 350 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,600 Yeah, wouldn't want to do that... 351 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,600 Thank you, Chief! Thank you, Nora! 352 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,820 Our friendship is so strong! 353 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:33,840 I'll return the favor one day! 354 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,900 You'll have to visit Japan sometime! 355 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,240 Au revoir, Chief! 356 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,100 You didn't think that through at all, did you? 357 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,720 Au revoir, South Seas! 358 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,440 I was just so moved at the time. 359 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,320 I got caught up in my feelings toward the South Seas. 360 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:51,100 That's beautiful. You're an ambassador of international goodwill, huh? 361 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:54,560 It's not funny. The chief's coming to my house on Saturday. 362 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:59,140 So, you're saying Fujiko-san's going to be sleeping with the chief. Am I right? 363 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,880 That's funny! A proper comedy! 364 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,440 It's a tragedy. A Japanese tragedy. 365 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,640 How does Fujiko-san feel about it? 366 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,560 I can't tell Fujiko about any of this. 367 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,040 - If they're not banging, then why not? - That makes it even more complicated. 368 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,380 Why? You'd just be defending her honor. 369 00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:21,980 It's the spirit. 370 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,060 Huh? 371 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:27,040 You might not understand, but it's a matter of the spirit. 372 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,100 I'd have to tell her about the beautiful memories I made with Nora that night. 373 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:35,460 Plus things aren't great between us right now according to reporters. 374 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,580 So what are you gonna do? 375 00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:50,620 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 376 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:57,220 You're a former Kido Award winning screenwriter. 377 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:02,380 - I know you can plot me a way out of this. - Well, let's see... 378 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,240 - It needs a happy ending. - Yep. 379 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,880 - It's about a man protecting his wife's virtue. - Absolutely. 380 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,880 - International goodwill must be maintained. - Of course, of course. 381 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,900 Hmm... Okay. 382 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:24,460 Alright, the safest way would be to keep the two of them from meeting. 383 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:28,860 That's impossible. Leaving Fujiko out of the dinner party would be incredibly rude. 384 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:30,980 I've got it. 385 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,840 A stand-in. 386 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,300 - A stand-in? - Yeah! 387 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:39,020 You're confusing one of your dramas for reality. That's a ridiculous idea. 388 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:40,360 Shut up! 389 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:43,300 You're the dull one pretending to be an artist! 390 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:44,540 Your image is down the drain! 391 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:47,540 If we can't use the star, we'll use the stand-in! That's movie magic, idiot! 392 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,740 It's easy for writers to come up with absurd ideas that only work in their heads. 393 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:07,760 You think that would actually work on set? It's not gonna fool anyone. 394 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,700 A writer is a lighter that only sparks a fire. The set's just your ashtray. 395 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:17,000 You might fool your average TV viewer, but you won't get away with it on a film. 396 00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:20,140 No wonder Dawn Express flopped... 397 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,280 It flopped 'cause a certain someone was playing at being an artist. 398 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,640 Whatever, there's no point in fighting. 399 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:29,920 This is a pretty common premise. Everyone's done it. It's lame. 400 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:33,500 You should leave TV to the experts. 401 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:37,200 Listen, the first thing you do is get your wife to visit her parents. 402 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,580 You train the stand-in while she's gone. 403 00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:43,280 Then she spends the night with the chief. All wrapped up in three parts. 404 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,160 That story works. 405 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:47,300 - What about this stand-in? - What about her? 406 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,820 She'll be dealing with a chief. A VIP. 407 00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:51,920 A very important person. 408 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:57,280 - I can't set him up with just any old girl. - Listen, leave the casting to me. 409 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,100 I know an up-and-comer from a certain theatre group. 410 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:03,800 She's got the looks and no inhibitions. 411 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,280 Give her the details and she'll be on board. 412 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,100 Bring a girl like that to my house? 413 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,080 She's a good kid. 414 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:19,380 Seems she got mixed up with some guy once. 415 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:21,580 Fell head over heels for him. 416 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,040 Then he dumped her. 417 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,780 At that moment, she lost that so-called "spirit" of yours. 418 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,940 She's perfect for this role. 419 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,200 How do I get Fujiko to visit her parents? 420 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,320 Oh, come on! 421 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,540 Just say the chief is crazy and dangerous. 422 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:50,460 Say he might attack her or something and send her running off home. It's only for a night. 423 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,380 Nice script, ain't it? 424 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,360 Speaking of that, Kinugasa-san... 425 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,920 People are asking about your relationship with Shirei-kun. What can you tell us about that? 426 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,060 Oh, I'm a married woman. 427 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,380 Shirei-kun's like a little brother to me. 428 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:12,220 For me, she's more of a mentor than a sister. She's taught me about so many things. 429 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:13,860 Aren't you cute... 430 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:18,420 Well, aren't we all jealous? 431 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:24,000 And with that, we have a scene from their new movie, "The Lullaby That Caused a Storm". 432 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:25,500 Let's take a look. 433 00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:38,940 Good grief! "April Fool" is right! 434 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,700 Horrible, just horrible. 435 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:51,360 A crazy chief that cuts off heads and puts them in the soup! It's awful! 436 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,200 - Lord have mercy... - You be safe. 437 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,120 Call me if anything happens. 438 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,400 I will. 439 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:59,360 Let's get out of here! 440 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:00,960 Goodbye. 441 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,920 Cut! 442 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,300 Fujisawa? Scene One complete. 443 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:16,840 Nice! Scene Two, action! 444 00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:21,160 Hey, Mari? 445 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,160 Yeah, it's about what we discussed yesterday. We're good to go. Counting on you. 446 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:28,060 Huh? Yeah, don't worry about it. 447 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,300 See ya. 448 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,620 Okay... 449 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:41,200 I'll Never Fall in Love Again. 450 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,280 Alright, break a leg, Mari. 451 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,400 Thank you. Welcome! 452 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,120 Next, please. 453 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,020 Welcome. 454 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,180 Ouch... 455 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,180 Sorry. 456 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,280 Hey, you're the... 457 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,980 Oh, it's you... 458 00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:54,380 Excuse me! 459 00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:55,900 Here you go! 460 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,640 Thanks! 461 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,380 What a mess... 462 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,140 Produce. 463 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:07,060 Fresh fish. 464 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,820 Here you go. Do you live nearby? 465 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:17,360 Yeah, just up ahead. 466 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,320 I'm going that way too. 467 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,080 - I'll help you carry it. - Oh, thanks. 468 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:36,160 - You off today? - Yep. It's just part-time. 469 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,740 So where are you headed? 470 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:39,820 To my real job. 471 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,100 Real job? 472 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,300 You could say that. 473 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,500 What? 474 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:52,160 Well, I shouldn't be surprised that I'm walking with you like this on April Fools' Day. 475 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:57,740 Oh yeah, you were telling me that April Fools' story the other day. 476 00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:59,560 Yeah, about the poisson d'avril. 477 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,940 That's it! Let me hear the rest. 478 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:04,080 Let's see... Where did we leave off? 479 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:11,700 Hmm, we got to the part about fish-shaped chocolate being handed out on April 1st. 480 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,120 Oh, right. I'll keep it short. 481 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,020 A long time ago, the new year began on April 1st. 482 00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:21,980 On that day the people would play little jokes on each other, known as poisson d'avril. 483 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,260 That was how April Fools' Day started. 484 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:31,640 Eventually, a custom developed where people would exchange chocolate fish. 485 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:34,800 Sometimes there would be love letters hidden inside. 486 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,340 Wow! 487 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,300 Can you guess what the April Fish is? 488 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:41,320 No, what is it? 489 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,440 A mackerel. 490 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,700 - A mackerel? - Yep. 491 00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:49,000 It's said that mackerel eat anything in April, so fishermen can easily catch the stupid fish. 492 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,600 Mackerel, or maquereau, has another meaning too. It can also be a pimp. 493 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,680 A pimp? 494 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,400 Yeah, in the spring, a pimp would be looking for new girls. 495 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:03,320 A pimp, huh? 496 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,720 Let's see, is this... 497 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,540 - Hm? - Hold on a sec. 498 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,820 Oh, I need to go this way. 499 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,840 You too? 500 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,640 Really? You live this way? 501 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,700 Yep. 502 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,980 What are these? 503 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,940 Cerises noires. Black cherries. 504 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:31,960 Really? Are you putting them in a dessert? 505 00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:35,620 Yes, but I'm making a dessert with a special meaning. 506 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,720 Oh, this is my place. 507 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:42,420 Oh, okay. Here's your bag back. 508 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,600 Got it? 509 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:46,520 - Yep, I've got it. - See ya! 510 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,920 Thanks. Find your place? 511 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,000 It's a little further, I think. See ya! 512 00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:56,360 See ya! 513 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,680 "See ya!" 514 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,580 Don't step over people! 515 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,300 Here we go. Scene Two, the stand-in makes her entrance. 516 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,240 - Hi, welco— - Ah! 517 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,500 I-It's you... 518 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:55,520 Wait, so you're Shōhei Nemoto, the director? 519 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,680 And you're the girl Fujisawa sent? 520 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,720 That's right. I'm Mari Marimura from the Attic theatre group. 521 00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:07,340 Wow! 522 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,880 Mind if I come in? 523 00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:12,300 Oh, please do. 524 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,160 Could you close the door? 525 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,020 Sure. 526 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:19,180 Now this is a real April Fools' Day. 527 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,660 Hello. 528 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,460 Wow, nice place! 529 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,980 So what did Fujisawa-kun tell you? 530 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:35,700 He just told me to come here for an acting test. 531 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,980 A test... I see... 532 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:42,120 I can't believe you're Shōhei Nemoto. 533 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,740 Oh yeah, that means you're Fujiko Kinugasa's husband. 534 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:55,140 How old are you? 535 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:58,020 19...is what I tell people, but I'm actually 21. 536 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,620 Have you done it before? 537 00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:00,860 With a guy? 538 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:03,340 No... I mean acting. 539 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:08,440 Oh no, you wouldn't ask a girl over 20 if she'd been with a guy, would you? 540 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,220 No... Of course not. 541 00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:12,440 I wouldn't ask that even if you weren't... 542 00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:17,180 Everyone in my theatre group lives together. 543 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,800 Our banner is the overthrow of monogamy. 544 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,520 So, you'll...do it with anyone? 545 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:24,840 Have sex? 546 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,940 Yeah, uh... Sex. 547 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,620 Maybe... 548 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,020 Garoize. 549 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,800 - That's Gauloises. - Ah, gotcha. 550 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,240 So, Mari-chan... 551 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,100 Hm? 552 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:52,560 So are you and Fujisawa-kun... 553 00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:54,480 Fujisawa-san is.... 554 00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:57,240 ...my doctor. 555 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,620 Your doctor? 556 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:06,700 He told me all about his director friend who really needs some help with his acting research. 557 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,680 So I came here for you to put me to the test. 558 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,880 Y-You know... I've also been having doubts about monogamy lately... 559 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,320 What happened? 560 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,340 Well, uh... People these days need sexual liberation. 561 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:27,580 Being tied down to one person forever is unnatural. 562 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,120 You're right. 563 00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:35,240 That whole "enduring love" thing is nonsense. 564 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,320 So why did you decide to get married? 565 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,860 It was rash, and I regret it. 566 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,080 I think you and I are going to get along. 567 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:52,780 You're hired. 568 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,360 So I passed. 569 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:57,060 How much does the job pay? 570 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,660 - 50,000 yen. - Wow! 571 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,620 Actually, for you, 100,000 for the night. 572 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:03,480 The night? You want me to stay over? 573 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:05,140 That's with overtime pay. 574 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,140 So what role am I playing? 575 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:09,760 You're playing the lady of the house. My wife. 576 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,680 I'm an actress. 577 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,620 - I'm not some call girl! - Wait a sec! 578 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:19,200 You've got the wrong idea! I really need your help! 579 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:22,580 Let me explain. A guest from another country is coming tonight. 580 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,040 Another country? 581 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,060 Yeah, an extremely important guest. 582 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:28,740 My wife's filming on location, so she can't make it. 583 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,360 Oh, I get it. You want me to be the hostess. 584 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,400 Right, I need someone to be the hostess. 585 00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:37,880 You'll be playing the role of my wife. 586 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:41,680 Interesting... 587 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,480 All your dialogue will be improv. 588 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,000 You'll drink and dance with him. 589 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,520 Also... 590 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,640 - I can't do it. - Huh? 591 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,200 My English is terrible. 592 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,840 Don't worry about that. 593 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,720 He's actually a second-generation Japanese. He speaks Japanese just fine. 594 00:40:56,740 --> 00:40:57,560 Is he young? 595 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,480 No, but he's a great man. 596 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:04,360 We share the same philosophy and appreciation for the arts. He's also opposed to monogamy. 597 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:08,540 So maybe I'd even offer my beloved wife to make him feel welcome. 598 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,760 So progressive! 599 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,580 Progressive... Yeah... 600 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,860 He from Sweden or something? 601 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,620 No, the South Seas. 602 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:18,100 The South Seas! 603 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,300 Wow, he's so manly! 604 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,040 So you'll do it? 605 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,460 - There's something weird about this. - What do you mean? 606 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,380 If you're opposed to monogamy, then why's it a problem if your wife is gone? 607 00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:32,440 There are certain customs I have to follow. 608 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,260 A wife's a part of those? 609 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:38,960 That's right. An ornament for parties and special occasions. 610 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:53,860 Put these on. 611 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:55,260 Oh, cute! 612 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:04,140 - Hey... - Hm? 613 00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:05,600 You can say no if you want. 614 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,560 It sounds fun! 615 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,620 And it's a 100,000 yen gig. I'm totally in! 616 00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:13,740 Okay then... 617 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,500 Scene Three, action! 618 00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:33,020 Scene Three? 619 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,640 Yeah, the cooking scene. 620 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,200 This is the theme song. 621 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,180 Wow! 622 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,300 What are we making? Spaghetti? 623 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,520 No, nothing so unrefined. We're making French cuisine. 624 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,560 I made part of the main course yesterday, the terrine de poisson. It's in the fridge. 625 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,660 - Got it? - Gotcha! 626 00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:08,800 What kind of answer is that? You're supposed to be my wife. 627 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,240 Try, "Yes, dear." 628 00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:12,240 Gotcha! Yes, dear! 629 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:13,840 Okay, put this on. 630 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,320 What are you doing? 631 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:23,600 Making clarified butter. It's used in a lot of French dishes. 632 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,080 Wow, really? 633 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,280 Yes, dear. 634 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,580 That's right. 635 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,320 We're going to make a few more things now. 636 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,080 For the hors-d'œuvre, Bavarois à la tomate. For the main course, gigot d'agneau rôti. 637 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,980 Suprêmes de cailles à la vigneronne aux framboises. 638 00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:41,760 And finally, soufflé aux oursins. 639 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,080 We're making what now? 640 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,060 - Come on... - Oh yeah. 641 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,400 - What are those, dear? - That's right. 642 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,140 Gigot d'agneau rôti. That's a roasted leg of lamb. 643 00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:54,760 Also known as lamb in a fragrant cloak. 644 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,800 Wow, that's cool! Dear! 645 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,240 Isn't it?! 646 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:08,840 Sometimes I'll throw a fish on the grill 647 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,720 Suprêmes de cailles à la vigneronne aux framboises. 648 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,080 That's quail in a winemaker's style. 649 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,500 Cute! 650 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:19,740 So are you! 651 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,080 Next we have the soufflé aux oursins. 652 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,300 Sea urchin soufflé. 653 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,580 Can't we just eat the sea urchin raw? 654 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:42,140 No, we're not eating it raw. 655 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:45,980 - Cooking is art. It's a creative activity. - Yes, dear. 656 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,080 So, who's going to be cooking them? 657 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,700 The two of us, of course. 658 00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:53,180 Who, me?! No way, Director. 659 00:44:53,180 --> 00:44:56,580 There it is again. You have to become my wife starting from deep inside. 660 00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:57,800 Deep inside? 661 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,680 That's acting. 662 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,520 It's Stanislavski's "Magic If." 663 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,480 Even if all your secrets were revealed, you'd push through to the end as my wife. 664 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,720 That's why we're rehearsing. 665 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:11,040 Hmm... Gotcha, dear. 666 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,400 What's that? 667 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,400 - The wine I drink when I'm cooking. - Oh? 668 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,960 Could you grab those glasses? 669 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,260 Wow! 670 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,500 Dear! 671 00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:24,340 Here. 672 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,300 There we go. 673 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,160 Can you taste the gravel? 674 00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:40,060 Huh? 675 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,080 This wine is from Graves. 676 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:47,360 - It's a very gravelly region in France. - Oh, that's interesting! 677 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,280 I think it's more sad than anything. 678 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,840 Can't you hear a burbling sound? 679 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,980 Burble, burble? 680 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:57,420 Try zooming out. 681 00:45:58,180 --> 00:46:01,600 You see a wide, dry riverbed full of gravel. 682 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,060 The sun is shining. 683 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,200 And the burbling goes on and on. 684 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,340 Yeah... Yeah! 685 00:46:10,540 --> 00:46:14,360 Then, a single butterfly lands on one of the stones. 686 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,340 Ah, that's me! 687 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,540 It's so faint. But despite that, it's casting a distinct shadow. 688 00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:24,220 It won't be long before the butterfly disappears. 689 00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:28,180 You don't even notice it happening, but there's water in the once dry riverbed. 690 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:31,540 The burbling goes on and on. 691 00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,280 Wow... 692 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,520 Is it good? 693 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,840 It's good. 694 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:43,100 But... Now I'm kinda sad... 695 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,240 Sad? 696 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,560 I'm just acting. 697 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:49,620 I'm not really sad or anything. 698 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:52,060 I'm not the kind of person who cries. 699 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:55,720 "Upon this soiled sorrow..." 700 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,280 Chūya Nakahara. One of my favorite poets. 701 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:11,620 You can do anything, can't you, Director? 702 00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:14,400 - From deep inside. - Yes, dear! 703 00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:18,700 You can do anything, can't you, dear? 704 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,780 Excuse me. 705 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,940 I grew up with a French restaurant next door. 706 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:30,800 - "The young monk learns from his surroundings." - Wow, the director grew up as a monk. Dear! 707 00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:33,260 It's just a proverb. 708 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,940 What can I help with, dear? 709 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:45,760 Let's see... You can take about four stalks each from pots 2, 4, and 5. 710 00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:47,880 Huh? What are these? 711 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,920 Those are herbs. Aromatic plants. 712 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,660 Number 2 is thyme. 713 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,400 Number 4 is chervil. Number 5 is rosemary. 714 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,000 Can't you get these in a bottle? 715 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,180 Yeah, but these are the real deal. 716 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,600 So this is rosemary... 717 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,360 You've seen that devilish old movie, Rosemary's Baby, right? 718 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,300 No, I was just a kid then. 719 00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:14,040 What?! What about Messenger of Allah? 720 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,360 Nope. 721 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,360 What?! Kaiketsu Harimao? 722 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,060 Nope! 723 00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:25,260 A long time ago, Europeans used rosemary as protection from witches. 724 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,480 Superstitious people still keep it around their homes. 725 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,900 Really? 726 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:34,680 People would also feed it to sheep to keep them from being snatched up. 727 00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:37,760 What do I do with it? 728 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:42,600 For that, you'll chop it up and put it in that bowl over there. 729 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,620 This one? 730 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:48,120 Yeah. Then take 30 grams of salt. A big tablespoon. 731 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,520 Add it to the bowl and mix it well. 732 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,960 Yes, dear. 733 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,520 Now what? 734 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,460 Now... You use this. 735 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,700 What is it? 736 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,680 It's for poking holes in the meat. 737 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,700 - Poking holes in the meat, huh? - Yep. 738 00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:23,100 Next, we add the garlic. 739 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,680 - Right, the garlic... - One more. 740 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,300 Huh? 741 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,160 What's wrong? 742 00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:43,300 Oh, it's nothing. 743 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:45,420 Grab that butter for me, will you? 744 00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:46,780 Gotcha. 745 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,380 Yes, dear. 746 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:54,860 We put the garlic and herbs inside of the meat. 747 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,320 Then we take the rest of the salt and rub it on the outside. 748 00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:06,060 And finally we take the butter and add it on top. 749 00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:14,680 Quail in a winemaker's style. 750 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,540 So we have to do it in style. 751 00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:21,220 That's cruel! 752 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,400 Cooking is cruel. 753 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,500 It's like love in that way. 754 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,120 Like love? 755 00:50:29,420 --> 00:50:32,300 You have to make sacrifices for the sake of love. 756 00:50:32,620 --> 00:50:34,660 It's the same for delicious food. 757 00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:36,640 Hmm... 758 00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:50,540 Done! 759 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,900 Good! Could you grab the pot of butter from over there? 760 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,500 Okay. 761 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:16,300 ♪ Across the distant future ♪ 762 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:24,520 ♪ A voice can be heard ♪ 763 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:29,880 ♪ Never wake up ♪ 764 00:51:30,580 --> 00:51:34,840 ♪ From April's dream ♪ 765 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,120 ♪ Cast down your eyes ♪ 766 00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:08,240 ♪ And smile a little ♪ 767 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:20,660 ♪ You've seen the rainbow wind ♪ 768 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:29,700 ♪ All the fragrances on the breeze that blows in from the islands ♪ 769 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:38,080 ♪ But we don't pay them any mind ♪ 770 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:46,260 ♪ Sometimes I'll throw a fish on the grill ♪ 771 00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,560 You okay? 772 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,060 Oh? 773 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:06,580 Isn't this that jar from before? 774 00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:07,980 Yeah, the cerises noires. 775 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,700 - They fell down there? - Yeah. 776 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,000 We'll use them to make dessert, won't we, dear? 777 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,880 That's right. But? 778 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,960 But you said this dessert has a special meaning, right? 779 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,880 Right. 780 00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:21,220 So what is it, dear? 781 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,180 Let's talk about how to cook it first. 782 00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:26,880 First you simmer the cherries in juice. 783 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:31,380 Then you hold an orange peel over the pan and pour the kirsch. That's a cherry brandy. 784 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:34,780 As you pour, you light it on fire to make the sauce. 785 00:53:34,980 --> 00:53:38,420 Then, while it's still hot, you serve it over ice cream. 786 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,780 That sounds hard. 787 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,880 The dessert's called cherries jubilee. 788 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,540 It was made to celebrate a special anniversary. 789 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,840 An auspicious dessert representing enduring love. 790 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,660 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you. 791 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:59,300 We make it every year for our wedding anniversary. 792 00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:01,140 Every year? 793 00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:04,080 Well, for the first four or five years. 794 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,000 We've both been busy for the last few. 795 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,340 Hmm... 796 00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:13,920 - Hey, dear? - Hm? 797 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,640 When's our wedding anniversary? 798 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,260 April 1st. 799 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,140 What? That's today! 800 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,000 Wow, that's funny! 801 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,480 An anniversary on April Fools' Day... That's cool. 802 00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:33,060 - It sounds like a joke. - You're right. It does sound like a joke. 803 00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:37,160 Well, the two of us will celebrate it today. 804 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,200 With cherries jubilee. 805 00:54:39,340 --> 00:54:43,340 That's right. We'll celebrate our enduring love. 806 00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:45,780 - Huh? - That was just a test. 807 00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:47,120 Right... 808 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:02,800 Yes... You're so beautiful... 809 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,740 That's right, come closer... Closer... 810 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,420 She wants those. 811 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,840 What? 812 00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:26,000 Give her some. 813 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,540 But these are my favorite! 814 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,460 They're Irma's favorite too. You're driving her crazy. 815 00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:34,740 Okay... 816 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:38,640 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here you go. 817 00:55:40,180 --> 00:55:41,540 Oh, thank god. 818 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:44,600 - Who are you anyway? - Oh, I'm from Kobayashi Contracting. 819 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,680 I'm here to fix the tile in the bathroom. 820 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,280 Ah, I was expecting you. 821 00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,060 - Come on in. - Okay. 822 00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,340 Oh, uh... That's a sexy dog you got there... 823 00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:06,360 I'm sorry! 824 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,700 Where's the bathroom? 825 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,380 Fujiko, this is the bathroom guy. 826 00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:15,500 - Kobayashi Contracting here. - I'm Nemoto's wife. 827 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,060 - The bathroom's by the front door. - Gotcha. 828 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,420 - Fujiko, could you get the phone? - Yes! 829 00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:31,660 Be polite. 830 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,720 Yes, dear. 831 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:37,300 - It might be from the chief. From deep inside, okay? - Yes, dear! 832 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,620 Chief? 833 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:40,720 Hello? 834 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:41,840 This is it. 835 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,180 Yes, sir. 836 00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:45,180 Yes, this is the lady of the house. 837 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:48,620 - That one right there. - Gotcha. Let's see here... 838 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,820 - Hey, you've got a broken tile! - Yeah, I do... 839 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:53,460 Oh yeah... 840 00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:56,100 Well, I'll just go ahead and do my business. 841 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,760 What the hell are you talking about?! 842 00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:06,600 Nemoto's busy right now. 843 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,260 That must be Fujisawa. 844 00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:11,520 I told you, I'm his wife. 845 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:15,660 Well, from deep inside, have a nice day. 846 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,060 What was that about? 847 00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:19,640 Wrong number, dear. 848 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,020 Another one, huh? I get prank calls pretty often. 849 00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:24,880 That's the price of fame. 850 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,000 But it's nothing to worry about, my dear wife. 851 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:31,900 Aki-san! 852 00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:34,020 I'm back, I'm back! 853 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:36,360 40 yen is your change. 854 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,960 Do you want a dress or a kimono? 855 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,240 I don't wear kimonos. 856 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,580 Alright, we'll go with a dress. 857 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,860 How about this one? 858 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,920 No? 859 00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:04,960 Okay... 860 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:09,600 Oh, this one's pretty, dear. 861 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:14,380 Ah, Fujiko had that made right after we got married. That's one of her absolute favorites. 862 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,580 - I don't know about... - This one's perfect, dear. 863 00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:21,060 This one, huh... 864 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,040 Whoa! 865 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,240 - Can I borrow some underwear too? - Underwear too?! 866 00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:37,200 I can't wear that dress with this lingerie! 867 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,480 That's how it is, huh? 868 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,800 Yep. That's how it is, dear. 869 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,040 Okay... Uh... 870 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,020 I think her underwear's probably in that drawer. 871 00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:54,560 Well? 872 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:56,620 Nope. 873 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,480 Hey, this is perfect! 874 00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:21,340 - Perfect, huh? - What do you think? 875 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,200 Yeah, perfect! 876 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:38,780 You must be tired of seeing your wife naked. Right, dear? 877 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:39,960 Yeah, maybe... 878 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,900 Could you fasten me up, dear? 879 00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:50,320 Changing costumes during a play is hard work. 880 00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:54,240 Everyone in the theatre group just runs around buck naked backstage. 881 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,860 Buck naked, huh? 882 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,460 Come on, what's wrong? 883 01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:06,460 You'll catch a cold like that. Hurry and put on some clothes. 884 01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,560 Don't make that scary face. 885 01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:43,700 ♪ Day in and day out, hour after hour ♪ 886 01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:49,920 ♪ I sat and waited, not knowing what for ♪ 887 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:56,100 ♪ Night in and night out, happy or sad ♪ 888 01:00:56,340 --> 01:01:02,500 ♪ Dreaming with moonbeams to pillow my head ♪ 889 01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:07,460 ♪ It must have been you ♪ 890 01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:14,920 ♪ I never dreamed my dream would come true ♪ 891 01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:21,380 ♪ I can feel a brand new day ♪ 892 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:26,540 ♪ Before my very eyes ♪ 893 01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:39,020 ♪ Now, tonight, and you... ♪ 894 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:46,700 ♪ Day after day, and week after week ♪ 895 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:52,780 ♪ It looked so real, but just out of reach ♪ 896 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:58,640 ♪ Then when you came close enough to touch ♪ 897 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:04,760 ♪ Like an old building it crumbled to dust ♪ 898 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,720 ♪ This time the joke's on me ♪ 899 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:17,340 ♪ An April Fool's what I've got to be ♪ 900 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:24,000 ♪ I can feel a brand new day ♪ 901 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:29,280 ♪ Before my very eyes ♪ 902 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,380 Scene Four, action. 903 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,420 Ah! 904 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,820 Monsieur Nemoto! 905 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,300 Bonsoir! 906 01:03:19,260 --> 01:03:21,320 Oh, bonsoir! 907 01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:24,220 Bonsoir! 908 01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:29,040 Très belle! 909 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:33,300 Très belle! How are you? 910 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,720 - Monsieur Panopora. - Oui, madame... 911 01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:38,220 It's an honor to meet you. 912 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:42,460 My husband's told me all about how you took care of him on your island. 913 01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:45,680 Our friendship is very strong, ya know? 914 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,660 Ma femme. This is my wife. 915 01:03:48,420 --> 01:03:50,980 Très belle, très belle! 916 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,280 Aren't you cute?! 917 01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:57,920 Très belle! Très belle! 918 01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:00,600 So cute! 919 01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:02,760 - Oh? - Hm? 920 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,520 What's this? 921 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:10,300 Oh, this is a shell you can only find on Aranila Island. 922 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:13,980 This amour shell signifies the love between two people. 923 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,720 Oh my, it's lovely. 924 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:21,540 Shōhei, you have such a young wife. 925 01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:23,620 What a blessing. 926 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,060 Come on in. 927 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:41,140 Oh! Très bien, très bien! 928 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,940 Beautiful, ya know? 929 01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:46,900 I've put my heart into this French cuisine. Please enjoy. 930 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,000 Merci, merci. 931 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:53,780 Madame, this souvenir is for you. 932 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,080 Wow! 933 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,220 Fujiko, open it, please. 934 01:04:57,700 --> 01:04:58,820 S'il vous plaît. 935 01:04:58,820 --> 01:05:00,340 Yay! 936 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,260 F-Fujiko... 937 01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:07,160 - Merci beaucoup. - Oh, bon... 938 01:05:15,660 --> 01:05:19,160 S-So... How's your wife? 939 01:05:19,980 --> 01:05:24,260 Oh, Nora! She's fine, she's fine. 940 01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:26,220 - We have a son now. - What?! 941 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:30,040 Don't worry, he looks just like me. 942 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,740 C'est la vie, ya know? 943 01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:37,180 Huh? 944 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:41,840 - That's life, ya know? C'est la vie, ya know? - Oui, oui, oui! 945 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:44,600 Ah, right... 946 01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:49,800 Well, why don't we have a toast? 947 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,880 Oh, champagne! 948 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:54,160 This part's scary! 949 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,900 Très bien! Très bien! 950 01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:09,740 Yes, c'est bien. 951 01:06:09,740 --> 01:06:13,260 Yes, très bien, très bien! 952 01:06:13,420 --> 01:06:15,700 Très bieeeeen! 953 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,320 Oh! 954 01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:23,960 British style... 955 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:28,680 How wonderful. Isn't it lovely? 956 01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:31,920 Très bieeeeen! 957 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,080 Um... Let's... 958 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,240 Let's celebrate our reunion. 959 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,020 - À votre santé! - À votre santé! 960 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:44,620 À votre santé! 961 01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:53,400 Bon, bon! 962 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,020 This is Bavarois à la tomate. 963 01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:06,880 Bon! Bon! 964 01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:11,920 Très bon! 965 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,000 Très bon, madame! 966 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,460 Bon! 967 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,300 Madame! Madame, madame! 968 01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:26,400 You look more delicious than this meal! 969 01:07:26,660 --> 01:07:28,860 Oh, you joker! 970 01:07:31,620 --> 01:07:34,340 - Fujiko, could you pass out the terrine plates? - Yes? Of course. 971 01:07:34,380 --> 01:07:35,600 Merci. 972 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,860 Merci. 973 01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:41,080 - Here you are. - Merci. 974 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:50,040 Your delicious-looking terrine... 975 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,260 Merci. 976 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:56,720 And your consommé. 977 01:07:58,580 --> 01:08:01,280 Terrine... 978 01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:05,680 Consommé. 979 01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:09,140 Fujiko... 980 01:08:11,340 --> 01:08:12,720 Fujiko! 981 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,920 Madame, madame... 982 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,320 - Your husband is calling you. - Y-Yes?! Dear... 983 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:25,200 Could you turn off that light? 984 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:29,540 - Yes, dear. - Yes, dear. 985 01:08:35,060 --> 01:08:36,300 Oh! 986 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,480 Sexy beaucoup. 987 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:48,080 Oh, très bien! 988 01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:50,160 - Très bien! - It's nothing... 989 01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:52,140 Wow! 990 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:53,600 Fujiko... 991 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:57,360 - Yes, dear? - Yes, dear? 992 01:08:57,420 --> 01:09:01,060 This sea urchin soufflé is soufflé aux oursins. 993 01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:04,900 I made a mousse from Yesso scallops and sea urchins direct from Sanriku. 994 01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:08,780 They're exquisite. You could call them my specialty. 995 01:09:08,780 --> 01:09:10,600 - Merci. - Ah, bon. 996 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,820 - Here you are. - Oh, merci beaucoup. 997 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,580 Oh, look at the cute little urchin! 998 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,580 - Here's one for you, Chief. - Oh! 999 01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:26,440 Ah, the sea urchin's burning! 1000 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:30,800 - But my heart is what's really on fire! - You and your jokes! 1001 01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:31,780 Ouch! 1002 01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:33,400 Let me see, let me see... 1003 01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:41,500 Mama's cute li'l finger is yummier than any sea urchin! 1004 01:09:43,340 --> 01:09:44,260 Oh! 1005 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,300 - Shōhei! - Yes?! 1006 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:50,200 We're building a hotel on my island. 1007 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,820 - A hotel? - Yeah. 1008 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:52,640 A hotel, huh? 1009 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:58,440 Yeah, blue seas and blue skies. Lots of greenery, so no smog, ya know? 1010 01:09:58,620 --> 01:09:59,920 I wanna go! 1011 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,540 What will the hotel be like? 1012 01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:02,900 Oui, oui, oui... 1013 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:06,740 It's funded by myself and a Japanese company. 1014 01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:09,200 That's called fifty-fifty in English. 1015 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:12,000 Fifty-fifty, I see! 1016 01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:14,100 The hotel has eight floors. 1017 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,940 It has a yacht harbor, you can go surfing... 1018 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:19,780 We plan to build a cable car on the mountain too. 1019 01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:20,860 A cable car? 1020 01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:24,420 We'll get lots of those rich Japanese tourists to come. 1021 01:10:24,540 --> 01:10:28,720 - Yeah, you will. - Young people love to travel, ya know? 1022 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:30,960 They'll come to go sightseeing. 1023 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:34,320 - They'll come to shop too. - That's great! 1024 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,320 - I'm sure it'll be a success! - Oui, oui, oui, oui! 1025 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:40,140 Aranila Island will be a modern paradise, right? 1026 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,020 That sounds great! A young person's island! 1027 01:10:43,020 --> 01:10:45,500 An island of love! Ripe bananas and papayas! 1028 01:10:45,860 --> 01:10:49,980 - A sea of handbags! - A sea of... A sea of handbags! 1029 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,120 Hey, slow down! 1030 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,420 Hey, slow down! 1031 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:55,440 Advertising is crucial, Chief! 1032 01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:58,420 Why don't we make a great romance movie set on the island? 1033 01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,900 Oui, oui, oui, oui. 1034 01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:01,340 I'm thinking about it. 1035 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,580 Let's do it! 1036 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:04,280 You can count on me to make it! 1037 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,320 Our friendship is so strong! 1038 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:22,180 So, can you have as many wives as you want on your island, Chief? 1039 01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:25,640 Maybe I could be number three. 1040 01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:28,260 Oh, that's a joke. 1041 01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:30,200 That's my wit. 1042 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,360 And now we have the gigot d'agneau rôti. 1043 01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:36,420 The lamb in a fragrant cloak appears. 1044 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,660 Chief, I want to show you a sign of our friendship. 1045 01:11:42,660 --> 01:11:48,280 This wine I have for you is a Gevrey-Chambertin from Burgundy. 1046 01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:52,040 Well, let's open it. 1047 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,200 Wow, pretty! 1048 01:13:37,940 --> 01:13:39,180 It's out... 1049 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,500 Huh... 1050 01:13:56,460 --> 01:13:58,880 That's tasty, ya know! 1051 01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:04,360 It's an honor to please you. 1052 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,740 That's tasty, ya know! 1053 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,820 - Tasty, tasty... - Your plates, please. 1054 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:12,820 - Plates, plates... - Here. 1055 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,760 Plates... Here ya go. 1056 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:15,880 Thank you. 1057 01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:18,380 Tasty! 1058 01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:19,580 Pour me some too. 1059 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:21,780 Bien sûr! 1060 01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:23,880 Bien sûr! 1061 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,120 Another glass! 1062 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:35,720 Indeed! Indeed... 1063 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,720 Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui... 1064 01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:42,920 - Bien sûr! Bien sûr! Bien sûr! - More, more, more, more, more! 1065 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,060 That costs 300,000 yen a bot— 1066 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,840 Ah! 1067 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:50,460 Ah, bon. 1068 01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:51,880 Pardon! 1069 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:55,600 Pardon! 1070 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,500 Pardon, pardon! 1071 01:14:58,500 --> 01:14:59,700 Where'd you go?! 1072 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:01,000 Boo! 1073 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,140 Where'd you go?! 1074 01:15:03,260 --> 01:15:04,460 Boo! 1075 01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:08,380 Boo! 1076 01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:13,020 Boo! 1077 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:19,400 - May I have your plates? - Yeah! 1078 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:24,960 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1079 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,480 Yeah! 1080 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:31,540 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1081 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:41,100 O raftsmen of Kiso 1082 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:51,080 Ontake-san of Kiso, what is it, hoi 1083 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:57,820 Ya know, I fought with the Japanese soldiers during the war. 1084 01:15:58,380 --> 01:16:00,980 Wiping out the Americans and the British, ya know... 1085 01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:07,240 The men in the jungle would sing that song and cry. 1086 01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:17,100 Even the summer is cold, yoi yoi yoi 1087 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:24,380 Ha, yoi yoi yoi no, yoi yoi yoi 1088 01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:25,620 Wow! 1089 01:16:31,980 --> 01:16:37,140 I just want to eat ochazuke again, ya know? 1090 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:43,180 W-Well, uh... For this gigot d'agneau rôti, the lamb— 1091 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,000 F-Fujiko, please... 1092 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:56,480 - O raftsmen of Kiso - ...raftsmen of Kiso 1093 01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:57,500 Yoohoo! 1094 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:05,080 Ontake-san of Kiso, what is it, hoi 1095 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,720 Hoi, hoi! 1096 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:07,860 Who is it? 1097 01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:16,860 What are you doing here?! 1098 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:19,180 Someone's a bit pale. 1099 01:17:19,420 --> 01:17:21,220 Did you run into some trouble? 1100 01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:26,420 The trouble seems to be right here. 1101 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,560 The chief was just an excuse to bring a woman home, huh? 1102 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:32,460 - No, no! - Oh, I'm wrong, am I? 1103 01:17:32,460 --> 01:17:33,080 I didn't! 1104 01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,700 - Well, why don't I just have a look? - No, no, calm down. 1105 01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:37,260 I am calm! 1106 01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:41,340 As your wife, I'd just like to greet our guests! 1107 01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:43,120 No, no, let's just slow down! 1108 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,520 Let me go! 1109 01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:51,960 Come on, Fujiko. Let me explain... 1110 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,100 Shut up! 1111 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:56,300 Oh là là! 1112 01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:58,080 Right? 1113 01:17:58,140 --> 01:18:00,640 Oh! 1114 01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:04,960 Well, excuse me! 1115 01:18:05,540 --> 01:18:07,660 Hey, it's Fujiko Kinugasa! 1116 01:18:08,060 --> 01:18:09,820 Hey, that's my dress! 1117 01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:12,100 Weren't you supposed to be on location? 1118 01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:17,000 It was you on the phone! 1119 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,220 On the phone? 1120 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:21,220 Don't you play dumb with me! 1121 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,820 Ah, let me introduce you. 1122 01:18:24,820 --> 01:18:27,400 This is Shōhei's madame. 1123 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,160 Yes, dear. 1124 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,160 Oh, is that right? 1125 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,680 Well, I am the lady of the Nemoto house. 1126 01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:39,000 Huh? 1127 01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:44,320 Oh, I see. You must be Shōhei's mother. 1128 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:48,060 How rude! 1129 01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:51,480 Get out of my house or I'll sue you for trespassing! 1130 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,600 Don't pay her any mind, Chief. 1131 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:59,180 - This lady's not right in the head. - She's playing a trick on you, Chief! 1132 01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,260 A trick? Oh, non, non, non, non, non, non... 1133 01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:06,560 I am Nemoto's wife! 1134 01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:10,300 I'm his wife! From deep inside! You're the one who should get out! 1135 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:15,460 That's not going to happen! Chief, what this woman is saying is absolute nonsense! 1136 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,040 I'm the one who's married to Nemoto! 1137 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,680 Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui! 1138 01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,080 You must be his second wife! 1139 01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:24,380 Second wife? 1140 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:27,560 Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non! Non! 1141 01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:29,640 - I am his first wife! - My handbag! 1142 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,540 And just where is my husband? 1143 01:19:31,540 --> 01:19:33,340 That's right... 1144 01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:38,000 Why don't we hear it straight from his mouth?! 1145 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:43,000 Hey there! 1146 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,640 What? You're still here? 1147 01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:47,380 - Oh, going out on the town? - Yeah, I guess I am... 1148 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,920 That's nice. 1149 01:19:48,980 --> 01:19:50,060 Dear?! 1150 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:51,780 Dear?! 1151 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:55,520 Dear?! 1152 01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:56,920 - Dear?! - Dear?! 1153 01:19:58,540 --> 01:19:59,740 - Dear?! - Dear?! 1154 01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:02,080 Dear?! 1155 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,040 - Dear?! - Dear?! 1156 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,300 Dear?! 1157 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:06,380 - Dear?! - Dear?! 1158 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,200 This is hell. It's the guillotine. 1159 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,100 - Yeah, this is the dream. - A bad one. 1160 01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:10,900 Right! 1161 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,120 Dear! 1162 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,620 Dear! 1163 01:20:14,780 --> 01:20:18,160 - God, even the chief's out there! - Oh, so that's the chief you mentioned. 1164 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:18,920 Yeah. 1165 01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:22,040 - Come on out, dear! - Come on out, dear! 1166 01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:24,340 Come on out, dear! 1167 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,800 Dear! 1168 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,380 Dear?! 1169 01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:33,640 Dear, if you don't get out here right this minute... 1170 01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,780 Oh god, she's about to get hysterical! 1171 01:20:41,060 --> 01:20:42,600 Okay, I'm coming out! 1172 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:03,380 Hey there! 1173 01:21:03,620 --> 01:21:05,940 À votre santé! 1174 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,960 Well, that sure was something. 1175 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:12,720 Why don't we put all those minor points of contention aside and have a nice, peaceful meal? 1176 01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,740 How about some suprêmes de cailles? 1177 01:21:14,740 --> 01:21:18,720 Let's sprinkle some pepper on these cute li'l vineyard birdies. 1178 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,200 - Dear... - Yes?! 1179 01:21:21,620 --> 01:21:25,860 Please throw this homewrecker out of our house first. 1180 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:28,960 Are you talking about me?! 1181 01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:32,820 - Who else would I be talking about? - This bitch is making me mad! 1182 01:21:32,820 --> 01:21:36,040 - What did you say?! - Who are you calling a homewrecker?! 1183 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:48,340 Come on, both of you calm down! 1184 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,080 Whoa, hold on! 1185 01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:52,060 - Take a look at this! - What is it? 1186 01:21:52,060 --> 01:21:54,140 A charm against witches! Begone! 1187 01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:55,360 You impudent... 1188 01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:58,100 S-Shōhei, what the hell's going on?! 1189 01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:04,620 - Oh, they're almost done. Aren't you? - Dear, which one of us is your real wife?! 1190 01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:06,000 Both of them, both of them! 1191 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:06,960 Which one?! 1192 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:07,800 Yo! 1193 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,640 - Oh yeah, we can ask him! - Huh? 1194 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:15,300 - Which one of us is the wife here? - Excuse me, my throat's a little dry, ma'am. 1195 01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,280 I'll just help myself to this. 1196 01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,120 Gah, that costs 300,000 yen... 1197 01:22:20,820 --> 01:22:23,540 Oh yeah, now this is a man's wine. 1198 01:22:23,540 --> 01:22:24,780 Who is this person? 1199 01:22:24,780 --> 01:22:27,440 - He's the bathroom guy. - Oh, I'm from Kobayashi Contracting. 1200 01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,580 Hey there, granny. 1201 01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:29,900 Granny?! 1202 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:33,320 - What did you call me?! - I've still got some work to do! Excuse me! 1203 01:22:34,140 --> 01:22:36,880 Dear, clear this up right now! 1204 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:40,820 Chief, this is Fujiko Kinugasa-san, the famous Japanese movie star. 1205 01:22:40,940 --> 01:22:42,340 Ah! 1206 01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:45,240 - Très bien! - Oh, merci! 1207 01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:46,600 Her most famous work is— 1208 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,340 - The Cute Girl Is a Liar! - Right, right. 1209 01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:49,960 That's not what matters here! 1210 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:53,460 I understand. Uh, this is a difficult thing to discuss... 1211 01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:58,300 Hey, you don't look so good. Are ya feeling sick? 1212 01:22:58,300 --> 01:22:59,540 Yeah, maybe I am sick. 1213 01:22:59,540 --> 01:23:03,340 What sickness did you have over the past six years we've lived together?! 1214 01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:05,740 - And here come the tears! - What did you say?! 1215 01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:07,660 I can explain this from an artist's perspective! 1216 01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:11,520 Have some gigot d'agneau rôti with gelée de menthe, the mint jelly. 1217 01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,780 Doesn't that sound good? Well, Fujiko-san? 1218 01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:14,620 Huh? 1219 01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,360 - Can't we work this out? - Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui... 1220 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:21,620 - I'm going back to the hotel! - Oh no, why would you do that? 1221 01:23:21,860 --> 01:23:24,720 Looks like you've got some woman trouble, you lady-killer. 1222 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,860 I'll pass on that! 1223 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:29,320 But... 1224 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:31,720 Good night! C'est la vie, ya know? 1225 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,800 I am the head of the Nemoto house. 1226 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,740 Nope, I am! From deep inside. 1227 01:23:36,740 --> 01:23:39,120 - Isn't that supposed to be me? - Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui... 1228 01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:41,600 This was a lot of fun! 1229 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,400 - I'll head out with you! - But... 1230 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:44,440 Really? 1231 01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,980 For sure, I'll take you to the disco in Roppongi! 1232 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:48,460 It's a wife's duty! 1233 01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:50,120 - But... - Quit butting in! 1234 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:55,920 Hey now, hold your horses. Shōhei, is it okay if I take your younger wife out on a date? 1235 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,220 - That's... - It's super okay! 1236 01:23:58,220 --> 01:24:00,800 Well, then let's get out of here! 1237 01:24:01,140 --> 01:24:03,600 C'est la vie, ya know? 1238 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:17,980 How awful! 1239 01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:28,820 Dear! 1240 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:38,420 You brought that woman into our bedroom! 1241 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:41,320 You're shameless! 1242 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,880 Oh, that's not mine! 1243 01:24:45,660 --> 01:24:47,700 It's hers, isn't it?! 1244 01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:51,240 What did you get up to with that woman?! 1245 01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:53,920 - She just changed clothes. - Even her panties?! 1246 01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:55,100 This is a misunderstanding. 1247 01:24:55,100 --> 01:24:58,700 - She was just a stand-in playing your role. - Why would I need a stand-in?! 1248 01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:02,900 - Let's slow down. I can explain everything. - Oh, I get it... 1249 01:25:03,220 --> 01:25:08,060 You two were planning on taking this house for yourselves. 1250 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:10,300 Well, I won't allow it. 1251 01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:14,360 I'm the one who paid for it all! 1252 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:16,480 What? Don't put it like that. 1253 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,060 Who is that woman?! 1254 01:25:19,860 --> 01:25:21,220 How long have you been together?! 1255 01:25:21,220 --> 01:25:23,100 - We're not together. - Liar! 1256 01:25:23,220 --> 01:25:24,860 That won't work on me anymore! 1257 01:25:24,860 --> 01:25:27,080 - She was just acting. - Acting?! 1258 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,880 How stupid do you think I am?! 1259 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:32,040 Fujiko, I was only thinking of you. There was an emergency and I— 1260 01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:34,220 Get that dirty thing away from me! 1261 01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:39,340 Ah! This is hers too... 1262 01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:50,200 You don't understand. I was just procuring a partner for the chief. 1263 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,140 - Procuring? - That's right. 1264 01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:57,040 So now you're a pimp?! 1265 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,180 A pimp?! Not in the least! 1266 01:25:59,180 --> 01:26:03,560 I'm the recipient of a New Directors award from the Directors Guild of Japan. 1267 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:07,040 You're wrong. I was just returning the favor for the chief. 1268 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:08,940 Returning the favor? 1269 01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:11,900 What favor? 1270 01:26:12,220 --> 01:26:15,180 Are you saying he procured someone for you? 1271 01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:17,740 Say, isn't Aki-san still passed out by the front door? 1272 01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:19,880 Dear! 1273 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,740 - That's a wrap! - W-Welcome home! 1274 01:26:23,740 --> 01:26:25,660 So how'd I do, Director? 1275 01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:27,000 Where's the chief? 1276 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,320 Waiting in the car. 1277 01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:29,480 Oh, okay. 1278 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:30,860 I came to pick up my money. 1279 01:26:30,860 --> 01:26:32,500 Right, the money. 1280 01:26:33,300 --> 01:26:34,460 Here you go. 1281 01:26:34,860 --> 01:26:38,180 - What about the receipt? - I'll get that for you later. 1282 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:41,060 - Where at? - Check with Fujisawa. 1283 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:46,000 So the truth comes out! 1284 01:26:47,820 --> 01:26:50,620 You're a prostitute, aren't you? 1285 01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:52,940 Gimme a break! 1286 01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,700 I'm an actress! 1287 01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:57,560 This is my performance fee. Free love comes after. 1288 01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:01,860 Asking for payment for a performance like that is laughable! 1289 01:27:02,020 --> 01:27:03,680 You really are an amateur! 1290 01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:09,120 Oh, wise words from the hammy queen of melodrama! 1291 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:10,380 What did you say?! 1292 01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:15,220 I graduated with the 16th class of the Actors Training School. 1293 01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:16,080 That's right. 1294 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:19,140 Sorry to burst your bubble, but the director begged me to do this! 1295 01:27:19,140 --> 01:27:21,700 And so I admirably stepped into your role! 1296 01:27:21,780 --> 01:27:24,780 - A "thank you" would be nice! - This is my fault. I'm sorry. 1297 01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:27,020 Who cares if you're a star?! Could your head get any bigger?! 1298 01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:30,440 Make this woman be quiet, dear! 1299 01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:34,220 That's my dress! Take it off! 1300 01:27:34,300 --> 01:27:35,760 Oh, non, non, non! 1301 01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:37,960 It doesn't suit you, ya know? 1302 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:39,040 Shut up! 1303 01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,860 Oh, the present from the chief. 1304 01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:43,160 In your dreams! 1305 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,400 What's your problem? 1306 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:46,480 He brought that for me! 1307 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,320 Don't be stupid! It was for me! 1308 01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:51,480 For you? I'm Nemoto's wife! 1309 01:27:51,660 --> 01:27:53,680 I was your wife when he gave it to me, right? 1310 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:55,560 That's true. She was at that point. 1311 01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:57,420 You're going along with this? 1312 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:00,400 The person who's legally married to him is me. 1313 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,500 And he regrets it. He said it was rash. 1314 01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:05,720 Did you really say that?! 1315 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:07,300 It's just a figure of speech! 1316 01:28:07,300 --> 01:28:10,480 - I've always thought highly of marriage, Fujiko! - How awful! 1317 01:28:11,340 --> 01:28:13,160 Everyone's ganging up on me! 1318 01:28:13,420 --> 01:28:17,160 - No we're not! - I've become a laughingstock! 1319 01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:20,800 You won't be needing a stand-in. 1320 01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:24,080 Please tell the chief. 1321 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:27,300 No stand-ins. No modesty patches. 1322 01:28:28,340 --> 01:28:31,520 I shall become his partner. 1323 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:33,420 What are you talking about?! 1324 01:28:33,940 --> 01:28:40,620 I shall be sacrificed for the sake of international goodwill! 1325 01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:48,080 Thus, upon the passing of three days... 1326 01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:52,540 ...upon the passing of three days, I shall imbibe poison... 1327 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,480 ...and die. 1328 01:28:59,660 --> 01:29:01,080 Calm down, Fujiko! 1329 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:05,100 Hmph, what a worthless Cleopatra! 1330 01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:07,560 You dare to insult Shakespeare? 1331 01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:09,200 Who's worthy of my respect, then? 1332 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:13,940 That glorious martyr to love and theatre, Sumako Matsui-sensei. 1333 01:29:13,940 --> 01:29:15,240 Oh, please don't go there... 1334 01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:16,880 There's no need for that. 1335 01:29:17,020 --> 01:29:20,620 The chief said he's not interested in middle-aged women. 1336 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:25,320 Once you hit 30 you're an old lady in the South Seas. 1337 01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:26,920 That's retirement age. 1338 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:30,540 Are you saying I'm an old lady?! 1339 01:29:31,060 --> 01:29:34,400 That I should retire?! 1340 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:38,800 Why do you think the director hired a nice, young girl like me to be the stand-in? 1341 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,940 No, no, no! That's not why I did it! 1342 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:44,020 That's foie gras! Foie gras! 1343 01:29:44,020 --> 01:29:46,520 Don't do it! That's foie gras! 1344 01:29:58,400 --> 01:29:59,880 Damn you! 1345 01:30:02,740 --> 01:30:03,680 Wow! 1346 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:04,860 Yo! 1347 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:07,140 - Wow, wow! - Woo! 1348 01:30:08,260 --> 01:30:10,360 - Wow, wow! - Woo, woo! 1349 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:11,140 Wow! 1350 01:30:11,340 --> 01:30:12,520 Are you finished? 1351 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,600 - Thank you. - Thanks for the food! 1352 01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:18,240 Hey, isn't this from A.Lecomte? 1353 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,400 - The chief's calling me. - You're leaving? 1354 01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:29,960 - I'm the disappearing butterfly. - You don't have to go. 1355 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,700 I can apologize to the chief later. 1356 01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:35,060 It's okay. Anyway, I'm sure the chief would have his suspicions. 1357 01:30:35,060 --> 01:30:36,260 Really? 1358 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:37,660 I'm gonna go. 1359 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:39,200 Goodbye. 1360 01:30:39,620 --> 01:30:41,480 You're really going with the chief? 1361 01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:43,600 I gotta have some fun. 1362 01:30:43,940 --> 01:30:45,580 The night is long. 1363 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,540 Did I do okay? 1364 01:30:49,540 --> 01:30:51,920 You did. I had a lot of fun. Thank you. 1365 01:30:52,740 --> 01:30:55,860 To enduring love... 1366 01:30:58,540 --> 01:31:00,820 Burble, burble! 1367 01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:03,820 Well, Fujiko Kinugasa-san... 1368 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:06,620 I look forward to facing you on-screen one day. Bye bye! 1369 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:09,860 That's my handbag! 1370 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,460 Sorry! 1371 01:31:59,540 --> 01:32:00,780 That's me! 1372 01:32:03,660 --> 01:32:07,600 I can't take any more... 1373 01:32:37,580 --> 01:32:40,880 My pants! My pants! 1374 01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:07,480 - Come on, let's go! Let's go! - Hold your horses! Hold your horses! 1375 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:52,240 I've never felt so miserable in all my life. 1376 01:33:57,440 --> 01:33:59,800 You're a big deal now too, aren't you, dear? 1377 01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:07,300 An international playboy. 1378 01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:15,520 The chief's wife... 1379 01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:19,680 Was she beautiful? 1380 01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:42,420 Hold, hold, hold your horses, yeah! 1381 01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:46,720 C'est, c'est, c'est la vie, ya know? 1382 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:50,940 Hold, hold, hold your horses, yeah! 1383 01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:55,520 C'est, c'est, c'est la vie, ya know? 1384 01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:14,540 I guess that's it for us, huh? 1385 01:35:16,060 --> 01:35:18,060 You have every right to be mad. 1386 01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:21,840 I'll leave in the morning. 1387 01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:24,580 Don't pretend you don't know. 1388 01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:26,060 What? 1389 01:35:27,620 --> 01:35:31,060 You've seen the commercials I do for those rice cookers. 1390 01:35:32,100 --> 01:35:35,040 I'm supposed to be the model housewife. 1391 01:35:35,940 --> 01:35:41,200 I'm not allowed to get divorced while I'm under contract. 1392 01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:43,940 Oh, really? 1393 01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:46,920 Don't "Oh, really?" me... 1394 01:35:50,740 --> 01:35:53,200 I'm sure you know. 1395 01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:57,740 You put on this play so you could get out of here. 1396 01:35:57,740 --> 01:36:00,680 That's not why I did it. I'm telling you the truth. 1397 01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:13,320 Hello? 1398 01:36:15,260 --> 01:36:16,800 Fujisawa-san? 1399 01:36:36,780 --> 01:36:38,280 Oh! Yes! 1400 01:36:38,380 --> 01:36:41,420 Oh my, that's quite understandable, of course. 1401 01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:43,640 However, there's... Yes. Yes! 1402 01:36:43,640 --> 01:36:45,660 Yes, I totally agree. 1403 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:49,620 So, uh... Did Shōhei tell you the whole story? 1404 01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:53,160 Yes. Yes. Oh, no, no, no! 1405 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:55,220 It's all true. Yes. 1406 01:36:55,340 --> 01:36:56,340 Yes... 1407 01:36:58,380 --> 01:36:59,460 Oh? 1408 01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:03,040 Oh... 1409 01:37:05,540 --> 01:37:06,840 Oh... 1410 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,640 Oh... 1411 01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,700 Oh... 1412 01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:16,500 Oh... 1413 01:37:18,340 --> 01:37:20,040 Oh! 1414 01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:23,060 Oh! 1415 01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:28,440 Yes, that's right. Yes. 1416 01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,400 Yes, thank you. Yes, that's right. 1417 01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:33,500 I'll let you go. Yes. I'm very sorry. Yes, thank you. 1418 01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:39,340 Oh god, Shōhei, what the hell did you do... 1419 01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:43,960 I let you direct and you go and butcher my poor script... 1420 01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,080 Damn it! 1421 01:37:55,810 --> 01:37:57,530 Education Is Alive! 1422 01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:04,980 ♪ Day after day, and week after week ♪ 1423 01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:11,180 ♪ It looked so real, but just out of reach ♪ 1424 01:38:12,180 --> 01:38:16,960 ♪ Then when you came close enough to touch ♪ 1425 01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:19,600 ♪ Like an old building— ♪ 1426 01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:36,680 You said you were leaving, right, dear? 1427 01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:37,860 Yeah. 1428 01:38:38,020 --> 01:38:42,920 Sorry, but we'll have to find some way to get the commercial contract changed. 1429 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,300 You're right. 1430 01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:48,140 Well? Which way are you leaving? 1431 01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:49,480 Which way? 1432 01:38:50,260 --> 01:38:54,200 Come on, you always use the back door, don't you? 1433 01:38:54,260 --> 01:38:55,200 What? 1434 01:38:55,460 --> 01:39:01,780 As the master of the house, aren't you the least bit ashamed to leave through the back? 1435 01:39:02,980 --> 01:39:05,700 I get it. I'll use the front door this time. 1436 01:39:05,700 --> 01:39:07,260 What are you saying? 1437 01:39:07,260 --> 01:39:09,960 Moving out through the front door... 1438 01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:11,960 People are sure to notice. 1439 01:39:12,220 --> 01:39:14,140 It might even make it into Bishō... 1440 01:39:14,740 --> 01:39:17,100 Then I don't have any way out, do I? 1441 01:39:21,620 --> 01:39:25,240 If you have no way out, then why don't you stay for a while? 1442 01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:26,320 What? 1443 01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:28,480 But you'd have to do anything I ask. 1444 01:39:28,780 --> 01:39:30,060 Like what? 1445 01:39:30,460 --> 01:39:33,220 Like making me nattō for breakfast! 1446 01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,340 Oh, come on... 1447 01:39:37,220 --> 01:39:40,520 Let's talk about that girl from before. 1448 01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:44,680 I told you, she's a part-timer that I hired. She's just a theatre kid. 1449 01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:48,980 The kind of girl you'd count stars with all night long? 1450 01:39:49,580 --> 01:39:50,600 Huh? 1451 01:39:50,740 --> 01:39:53,380 I know what your type is. 1452 01:39:55,260 --> 01:39:58,500 You really didn't do anything but count stars? 1453 01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:05,520 You bastard! 1454 01:40:06,140 --> 01:40:07,220 Ouch! 1455 01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:10,100 Are you alright?! Let me see! 1456 01:40:10,420 --> 01:40:11,880 I'm not alright. 1457 01:40:12,620 --> 01:40:14,080 This really hurts. 1458 01:40:15,820 --> 01:40:17,580 Let's get something cold on it. 1459 01:40:21,660 --> 01:40:22,860 Oh? 1460 01:40:26,580 --> 01:40:27,800 Ah! 1461 01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:30,800 Cherries jubilee... 1462 01:40:39,860 --> 01:40:41,140 Huh? 1463 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,240 What in the... 1464 01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:17,100 A writer just sparks the fire, huh... 1465 01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:25,580 Is the power out? 1466 01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:27,220 So sweet... 1467 01:43:16,540 --> 01:43:18,040 Produce. 1468 01:43:20,860 --> 01:43:22,120 Sweets. 1469 01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:27,420 The chief had a message for you. 1470 01:43:27,980 --> 01:43:29,700 - A message? - Yeah. 1471 01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:32,800 He said you two can share me fifty-fifty. 1472 01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:34,400 Fifty-fifty? 1473 01:43:34,580 --> 01:43:37,960 Yeah, and he said Nora would be pinch hitting too or something. 1474 01:43:39,540 --> 01:43:43,260 Is Nora the name of some baseball player? 1475 01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,280 Produce. 1476 01:43:48,760 --> 01:43:50,040 Refrigerated goods. 1477 01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:52,620 Sweets. 1478 01:43:53,860 --> 01:43:55,120 Fresh fish. 1479 01:43:57,240 --> 01:43:58,400 Produce. 1480 01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:02,940 Huh? 1481 01:44:05,380 --> 01:44:07,940 - I'm not buying that. - What? 1482 01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:10,580 That's a gift from me. 1483 01:44:10,720 --> 01:44:13,180 Oh? What is it? 1484 01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:15,920 Can I open it? 1485 01:44:33,980 --> 01:44:35,880 It's a poisson d'avril. 1486 01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:50,740 Wow! 1487 01:44:55,640 --> 01:44:58,120 C'est la vie, ya know? 1488 01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:01,000 Poisson d'avril: The April Fish. 1489 01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:03,800 Many a true word is spoken in jest on April Fools' Day. 1490 01:45:03,860 --> 01:45:07,500 There are times in this life when God stages a stylishly romantic production. 1491 01:45:07,500 --> 01:45:11,480 Shōhei Nemoto now hosts a regular cooking program featuring his wife, Fujiko. 1492 01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:15,200 Their close relationship is the subject of much attention. 1493 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:17,080 Aren't we all jealous? 1494 01:45:17,260 --> 01:45:19,640 I'm off! 1495 01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:24,520 As for Mari Marimura, she visited the island of Aranila at the invitation of Chief Panopora. 1496 01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:26,740 Her collected essays based on her experience there, 1497 01:45:26,780 --> 01:45:29,540 known as "The Island Closest to the Sun", became a bestseller. 1498 01:45:29,540 --> 01:45:32,360 There are rumors that a film version is in the works. 1499 01:45:32,360 --> 01:45:34,960 Again, aren't we all jealous? 1500 01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:38,140 Sorry for the wait. 1501 01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:41,340 We're ready, Director. 1502 01:45:41,340 --> 01:45:42,960 Then shall we get going? 1503 01:45:43,940 --> 01:45:45,920 Damn, this is good! 1504 01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:48,700 Alright, are we ready to roll? 1505 01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:51,680 - We're rolling! - We're rolling! 1506 01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:55,880 Mari, Aranila's skies are a beautiful blue! 1507 01:45:58,320 --> 01:45:59,660 Show me that spirit! 1508 01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:00,980 I will! 1509 01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:02,700 Ready... 1510 01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:10,740 Action! 1511 01:46:33,370 --> 01:46:36,920 Produced by Hisashi Yamamoto, Zuihō Hayashi, Kunihiko Murai, 1512 01:46:36,920 --> 01:46:41,090 Yukihiro Takahashi, Toshio Nemoto, Michio Morioka, and Kyōko Ōbayashi 1513 01:46:41,090 --> 01:46:44,380 Planning by Takaomi Deguchi and Nobuhiko Ōbayashi 1514 01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:48,010 Based on "Dangerous Party" by James Miki 1515 01:46:48,010 --> 01:46:51,770 Screenplay by Tadashi Naitō, Nobuhiko Ōbayashi, and James Miki 1516 01:46:51,770 --> 01:46:54,560 Music Direction by Yukihiro Takahashi 1517 01:46:58,770 --> 01:47:02,860 Cinematography by Kenji Watanabe Art Direction by Kazuo Satsuya 1518 01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:06,110 Lighting by Haruo Kawashima Sound Design by Shōhei Hayashi 1519 01:47:06,110 --> 01:47:09,950 Assistant Direction by Tadashi Naitō Edited by Nobuhiko Ōbayashi 1520 01:47:09,950 --> 01:47:14,540 Audio Recording by Kazumi Inamura Sound Effects by Mitsuru Kashiwabara 1521 01:47:58,790 --> 01:48:03,420 Yukihiro Takahashi as Shōhei Nemoto Kanoko Kyō in Her Debut as Mari Marimura 1522 01:48:03,420 --> 01:48:06,720 Shigeru Izumiya as Fujio Fujisawa Wakaba Irie as Aki 1523 01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:10,220 Yūji Miyake as Kobayashi Masaaki Shirei as Masaaki Shirei 1524 01:48:10,220 --> 01:48:14,310 Akio Yokoyama as Manager Norikazu Kobayashi as Assistant Director 1525 01:48:14,310 --> 01:48:17,890 Asuka Nao as Script Supervisor Kangorō Nakamura as Director 1526 01:48:17,890 --> 01:48:21,730 Tōru Minegishi as Reporter A Toshimichi Takahashi as Reporter C 1527 01:48:21,730 --> 01:48:24,860 Maiko Ogō as Commercial Model James Miki as TV Host 1528 01:48:27,070 --> 01:48:29,950 Yoshitaka Sakamoto as Cameraman Bonnie as Irma 1529 01:48:29,950 --> 01:48:34,030 Miyoko Akaza as Fujiko Kinugasa Tetsurō Tamba as Chief Panopora Handa 1530 01:49:03,400 --> 01:49:07,940 Directed by Nobuhiko Ōbayashi 1531 01:49:10,860 --> 01:49:13,820 Subtitles by nitroblast 1531 01:49:14,305 --> 01:50:14,551 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 113361

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