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[Host] Previously on
All Star Shore...

Vinny's been a busy boy
with not one

but two budding Shoremances,

Tamaris and Melinda.

The first time I saw you,
I had a little TV crush.

[Host] But his fling
with Melinda fizzled

when he sent her and Chase
to the exile game.

Welcome to your first
exile game.

[Host] Where they lost
all of their points

and got flushed into exile.

What in the heck?

[Host] Fabio and Hati
went all in

and won
the second paradise game.

We're not going to exile.

[Host] While Vinny and Tamaris
placed last.

We're gonna redeem ourselves.
Comeback kids, baby.

[Host] And after Chase
didn't place at all,

he did a cute impression of one
of my kids throwing a tantrum.

[Chase] I told you
just follow the plan.

[Host] And upset, well,
just about everyone.

You act like that
was on [bleep] purpose.

-[Chase] Come say it to my face.
-To your face, to your face.

Do you know what I could do
to you if I wanted to?

[Host] Now Fabio and Hati
must nominate a team

to compete
against Vinny and Tamaris

in the upcoming exile game.

It's very difficult.
Chantelle and Spiker,

and Melinda and Chase.

[Host] And unfortunately
for Melinda,

Chase's actions may have
made them the prime target.

♪ We keep it on ♪

♪ We keep it popping ♪

♪ Make the crowd jump
and the party stay rocking ♪

♪ I want it all
Money ♪

♪ Yachts, planes, speedboats ♪

♪ The world
Want it all ♪

[Fabio] Who goes
to the exile game?

So basically we found ourselves
between Chantelle and Spiker,

and, of course,
Melinda and Chase.

I hope you don't
take this personally.

This has nothing to do
with we don't like you

or stuff like that.

But,

Chantelle and Spiker,

we're choosing you
to go to the exile game.

It's fine. We can do it.

Looking at the game and points,

we are seeing it
that it has more sense

to send Chantelle and Spiker
to exile.

It's a game and that
we have the most points.

-We strong.
-We're third and please...

-Yeah, we strong.
-We're a strong couple.

It's my birthday and I want
Chantelle and Spiker

-to be in there.
-She will.

So why you sending them?
Why you sending them?

Why you sending them?

Because they know
we're gonna beat you.

They know we're gonna beat you.

No, you [bleep],
no, you [bleep] not, mate.

You ain't [bleep] doing [bleep].

You can't lose, babe.
You just can't lose.

It's my birithday.

All I want is Chantelle
and Spiker

to win the exile game,
so they come to my party.

[Man] Going down, Spiker.

[Host] The exile game is set.

Second place, Vinny and Tamaris,

will face the third-place team,
Chantelle and Spiker.

The losers of this exile game

will not only forfeit
all of their points

but they'll also forfeit
their invite

to Xavi's birthday party.

I want you to win.

I want you to come back here
in this villa, okay?

I feel very, very sad
about this nomination.

We gonna win 'cause I want
to keep the points.

-I want to keep the points.
-The points and the party, man.

[Hati] But, you know,
it's a game

and we had a nice
paradise reward with them.

So I don't hope
there is bad blood.

Spike, I know
you give it your all

-like we both do.
-Yeah.

but it's Xavier's birthday
tonight.

Yeah, we need to come back.

There's no hard feelings.
There's no love lost.

The only thing
that would really bother me

is if I'm not here
for the party.

That's a thing, yeah.

Marnie, I've got me outfit
and everything readied

to walk out there
and give 'em the best.

You have such a good chance.

-Yes.
-Oh, I want...

I'm not scared about competing.

We going into exile game,
we gonna win it.

We gonna come back to the party.

Don't even think about losing.

-Think about winning.
-No, I'm not--

That's the only thing that has
to stay on your mind, okay?

We gonna come back here
and we gonna...

-We gonna win that.
-One, two...

-We gonna salsa.
-Salsa.

I think they'd like
to go to exile

to get out the house
and be together.

No, cause then they'll lose
500 points.

They've got more to lose
than you.

We're only at the beginning
of the game, man.

Chantelle and Spiker tend
to freak out sometimes,

so that might be
part of our advantage.

Chantelle can be very strong,
but I don't really think

Spiker's that strong.

I feel like, sometimes,
they can fall apart.

Keep our head in the game.

Stay focused.
Just stay connected

and not pay attention to anyone,

'cause you know
they're all gonna talk [bleep]

-while they're up there, right?
-Yeah.

[Vinny] Just because we won
the first challenge,

we have a target on our back.

Everyone would love us
to go down to zero.

Floyd Mayweather, the boxer,

-built his whole career...
-[Tamaris] On hate.

On everybody wanting him
to lose.

And by the end of it, he was
the greatest boxer of all time.

I am ready to win.

I'm ready to give it my all.

Let's do this.

[Chase] I don't even care.

-Why?
-[Chase] I don't like him.

I just recently started
not liking him

as of this morning.

Your brain is like a T-rex.
You're a [bleep]--

-[Chase] My brain is a T-rex?
-Big guy, small brain.

[Chase] You're spilling
all over yourself.

[Xavi] Big guy, small brain.

[Chase] I didn't come here
to fight with Xavi

and Chantelle.

Xavi is the most
talkative person in this house.

Xavi, Xavi, Xavi.

And then starts drama,
feeds drama,

gets offended when anybody wants
to say anything back to him.

Drama, drama, drama.

I've heard that, Melinda,

she said if she could change
her teammate, she would do that.

[Chase] Then she should.

But I'm not the type
to give up on people

'cause [bleep] gets hard.

My biggest threat right now
is my own partner.

She lets her emotions
get the best of her.

It's very difficult to keep

personal things
out of this game.

I've done everything in my power

to be a good friend
and competitor.

The sports side of me came out.

Just listen
to what the [bleep] I say

and we'll [bleep] win.

It was wrong for you
not to take her,

speaking alone to her.

It was in front of all of us.

And I was shock.

Everyone is so mad with Chase,

but I like Chase as a person.

I like to flirt with Chase.

[Chase] Look, I can
never, ever, ever apologize

for being a competitor.

We're fine.
It's only the second challenge.

There's a lot.

I don't know.

[alarm blaring]

Damn this horn. I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it,
sick of it, sick of it.

No more.

[Man] Let's do it, let's do it.

-[Men] Whoo.
-[Women] Whoa.

[Vinny] I can't believe this.

I'm already going
to an exile game.

Highs and lows over here.

[Tamaris] Yeah, we like
challenges.

So bring it the [bleep] on.

It doesn't look good
next to my face.

That's the first and last time
you'll ever see that.

That's the first and last time
you'll ever see that.

Yeah, yeah, you got...

Yeah, yeah, it can be hard.
Ditto, ditto.

[Tamaris] I feel like,
the first challenge,

I channeled my F girl energy
and we won,

so I have to channel
my F girl energy

because we need to win
this [bleep] exile game.

[Woman] Exile game.

We got this, baby, we got this.

Xavi, are you ready
to party tonight?

There won't be a party
if Chantelle loses, that's it.

"Sorry to break up the party."

"Break up the party"?

Something with breaking.

That's sexy. I love that.

"Head to the arena
for your next exile game."

Let's go!

Let's go, Chantelle.

-Let's get ready to rumble.
-Yeah, yeah.

[Spiker] We gonna win this
[bleep].

[Melinda] Get 'em, girl.

Get 'em, Chantelle.

You better try hard.

-I'm feeling your energy.
-Yeah.

-I'm feeling it.
-Yeah.

This energy, bad bitch energy.

[Host] That's right, Spiker.

It's time to go big
or go to exile.

-[Melinda] Yes, let's go!
-Let's go!

[Xavi] What is this, man?

It looks like a party.

It's a birthday party.

They got pizza, piñatas.

Hold on, they get to have
a birthday party

and I got dangled over a toilet?

[Host] Ew, is that supposed
to be a pizza?

Where's the cake?

[Vinny] There's no way
we're losing.

Is this even a competition?

[Tamaris] I'm so confident
we're gonna win.

[Chantelle] We're a strong
power couple.

There's absolutely no chance
we're going to exile.

[Spiker] We are here
for the money,

for the games, for everything.

We got this!

Come on!

Chantelle! Spiker!

Vinny, how does it feel
to be down there, huh,

and looking up here?

[Vinny] Feels great to be...
I like the view.

We're definitely the hated ones,

but I like being the villain

in the sports arena.

It's the best.

"This exile game
is called Party Crashers.

In front of you is the aftermath

of an epic party

and it's up to you to clean
it up as fast as possible."

I don't, usually,
I don't clean up,

but I'm gonna clean this up
really, really quick.

[Chantelle] If it means we gotta
clean up a party

to get to a party,
I'll clean that [bleep] up.

[Fabio] "The catch is,
the only way

to get everything
out of the room

is through a tiny window.

So smash the furniture

and tear the decorations
into pieces,

small enough
to fit through the window

by any means necessary.

[Tamaris] I love to clean up.

I think they made
this challenge for me.

"First team to clean up
their party room wins the game.

The losing team forfeits
all their Shore score points

and must spend the night
in exile!"

[Chantelle] I'm ready to go in
there and just [bleep] up.

That's what I'm good at doing,
[bleep] up.

"It's time to crash the party!"

[Vinny] Let's go!

[Host] Okay, all-stars,
on your marks,

get set...

[alarm blaring]

Smash, bitches!

Come on, come on!

These cards are hard, bro.

[Vinny] I've definitely
cleaned up

some wicked shore house parties
before,

but I never had to put
everything through a tiny hole.

We have to get a job done,
slow and composed.

And we will win this challenge.

[Host] "Slow and composed"?

You're smashing
not smooshing, Vinny.

[Vinny] Leave it, give it to me.

Put it in there.

[Host] Look at Spiker go.

There's that bad bitch energy.

Chantelle, two at a time!

Two at a time, Chantelle!

Obviously, I'm not gonna root
for Tamaris and Vinny.

They put me in exile
and left me with zero.

[Chantelle] Tamaris is probably
scared to break a nail,

never mind to break a table.

Vinny, you gotta start
on the table.

You gotta start on the table.

To me, it looks like
Vinny's struggling the most

because he's hitting the table
in the wrong places.

Bro, have you never been
to IKEA?

Break that thing down.

Spiker, you're a sexy
Polish tranny, come on!

Spiker actually looked
really good

when he was breaking
those tables, I cannot lie.

It's attractive.

[Host] Ooh, Xavi.

Wait till you see him stuff
his wood through a tiny hole.

[Tamaris] I'm out of breath.
I cannot breathe.

I'm trying to put stuff
in a 6X6 hole.

Damn it. I can't throw.

Move, move, move.

[Chantelle] The cards
are hard, man.

[Vinny] Give me and go get
[bleep].

Chantelle, step on it,
step on it!

Now Tamaris and Vinny
are catching up with them.

This is a close one.

[Melinda] Now Tamaris and Vinny
are catching up with them.

This is a close one.

You're so close!

Keep going, keep going,
keep going!

Keep thinking of me little boy,
keep thinking of me little boy.

I wanna win the money for him.

Every time I do a challenge,

I picture
his beautiful little face.

Go on!

I respect that, girl!
You hustle!

[alarm blaring]
[Host] That's it.

Chantelle and Spiker
have cleaned house

and wiped the floor
with Vinny and Tamaris.

See, Vinny, that's what happens

when your mom
still cleans your room.

We are the winners!

We did it, and [bleep] the best.

-Good job.
-[bleep] hell, how about it.

Youse haven't even cleaned
your business.

What the [bleep] did you do?

It's never a good thing
when you lose,

especially when you go
from the top to the bottom.

You guys got zero!

We're gonna come right back
even stronger.

[Vinny] Maybe we can make it
a fun date,

turn exile in sexile.

Maybe.

[Host] Yeah, but maybe do
a better job

of cleaning up after.

Let's bring the party!

I love you, baby!

"Congratulations,
Chantelle and Spiker.

You are safe from exile

and your Shore score
remains intact.

Vinny, and Tamaris,

since you lost the exile game,

your Shore score is now zero

and you must spend
the night in exile."

Aw.

Nice date.

Karma is a biatch.

You put me in exile
and got me to zero,

and look at how
those tables turned.

Welcome to the zero club,
losers!

[Host] Melinda is loving this.

All right, people,
back to the villa.

Time to check out
the updated Shore score.

-[Spiker] Yeah!
-Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[contestants exclaiming]

Zero!

Vinny and Tamaris, bye-bye.

[Vinny] What?
Why're we lower than you?

How do you measure zero?

Everybody wants to see
the top dog fall,

so [bleep] them.

[Melinda] Look at that.

Congrats to Chantelle
and Spiker for winning that.

To our favorite people,
Tamaris and Vinny,

it's a cold world out there,
isn't it?

Pool time.

[Melinda] Fabi,
he looks so good.

I like me some Fabi.

Fabio is really, really cute.

But did I not also mention
that he's fit?

Someone molded him with clay.

Oh, yes.

Yes, do you want this one?

My girl Hati
got the hots for Chase.

Hati and I are
coming up with a plan

to switch our rooms.

It would be a win-win situatio.

I get to get Fabio to myself

and Hati will get
some alone time with Chase.

This is great.

I'm so down for that.

-Yeah? Okay.
-I'm so down.

Melinda and Chase,
Vinny and Tamaris,

both have nothing.

I would never have said
them four at the bottom, never.

I bet you
there's gonna be a point

where every single one
who have got zero points

at one point will have
experienced having zero points.

I'm honestly so surprised.

I thought Vinny and Tamaris,
and Melinda and Chase,

were the strongest teams.

When it comes to these games,
anyone's got a chance.

You never know.

The good thing, right,
is everyone's got potential.

There's no, really, weaklings.

Everyone's got
their own little something

that they're really good at.

I don't already know
what I'm good at.

-I think you're really good.
-At what, though?

Yeah, just...

You're good at teamwork

and that's what makes
the dream work.

[Marnie] I'm enjoying it,
though. It doesn't...

It's really fun and enjoyable.

-Isa.
-[Isa] Coming.

So we were just talking
about Gui.

-Do you fancy him a lot?
-[Isa] No.

What happened the other day
was because we were drunk.

[Isa moaning]

Sharing is caring.

And Isa said he's really good
in bed as well.

He's got a big [bleep].

Oh, I'm not thinking
of the [bleep] at this point.

Oh, I'm not thinking
of the [bleep] at this point.

[Host] Girl, stop lying
to yourself.

Guess who wanted to change
the room with me.

Who?

Melinda.

She wants to sleep with Fabio.

[Miranda] And then you'll be
next to Chase.

It's a win-win.

I don't know if this is a win.

And not only that,

you actually really get on
with Chase.

Do you know what I mean? You do.
You get on with him well.

I've seen youse talk
and youse got a little...

That little flirty thing.

You have a flirty thing.
There's no harm in it.

He's not me biggest fan,
let's be honest,

but, listen,
if you like him, babe,

a bit of harmless flirting,

there's nothing wrong
with that in the slightest.

Now we just need to get
Spiker and Xavi together.

[Chantelle] I think
Xavi will go with anything.

Let's make it
a really good night for him.

I've gotta say,
have fun in exile.

-[Vinny] Oh, thanks.
-No, seriously.

Thanks, boo, I don't know
what I'm expecting.

It's gonna be hell.

But it'll be good bonding time.

[Vinny] "Bonding time"?

I see you and Tamaris
is really getting close.

Do you see something
blooming with you and her?

We are very similar.

[Melinda] You kissed her
on the cheek first and...

Are we still going tit for tat?

In this house,
there are no friends,

only opponents.

I don't wanna keep you
from your lover.

Give me a hug.

I need to flirt,

laugh a little bit with him,

and just work the Melinda charm.

Oh, my God!
Fabio smells so good.

[Melinda] My goal is to make
Tamaris very jealous.

And I know for a fact
it's gonna work.

-Bye, Vinny. Bye.
-Bye.

It's obvious Melinda has been
doing things

against the other girls.

It's a good strategy for her.

I'm a short house vet, okay?

I think Melinda likes
to provoke a little bit,

but I know exactly how
to navigate that ass.

Damn, these girls, bro.

[Host] That's the least
of your worries, Vinny.

Next stop is exile.

Coming up.

[Tamaris] They have beady eyes.

[mooing]

Holy [bleep], holy [bleep].

I'm thinking this is how I die.

[Hati] Babe, what you gonna
wear?

[Xavi] I don't know.
It's either...

[Hati] You look so fine
with the hair all thin.

I love it.

He gets on my nerves,
but he's all right.

[Hati] I think Chase is sexy.

He's having all these muscles.

But when I try to flirt,
I'm being distant,

hard-to-get.

I'm not a "Pick me" girl.

I get picked.

Maybe I'll wear a tuxedo.

Something sexy.

A tie.

I'm not gonna kiss any asses,

not even Chase ones.

You gonna pick me.

I'm just gonna wear
a bowtie, nothing else.

-What? Butt-naked would be nice.
-Just butt-naked.

Would be wrong, wrong as well.

Just the tie.

I just want you to know
I was talking to Melinda

and I'm realizing
that we had a little connection.

She's trying to be a little...

Yeah, like a little player.

I'm like,
"You hated me a day ago,"

but it's too late.

Yeah, I'm just telling you
I got you.

No, no, I got you, I got you.

We should probably go.

I know. Are you ready for exile?

It is not a good feeling
going to exile.

I'm not afraid of bugs,

but I don't wanna sleep
with bugs.

You know what I mean?

[Chantelle] Bye, guys. Have fun.

-See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
-Bye.

Don't let the bed bugs bite,
you lovebirds.

[Fabio] Bye-bye, into exile.

[Melinda] No, wait, wait, wait.

Wish you'd stay for my party.

[Melinda] Give me a hug.

[Tamaris] Play that game.
Play that game.

You know, Melinda, I'm the girl
that Vinny wants.

-[Melinda] Bye.
-Bye, take care.

-[Melinda] Bye-bye.
-[Vinny] Bye, Melinda.

I'm done with her.

[Chantelle] Right, guys,
let's get ready.

-[Woman] Let's do it.
-Let's get ready to rumble!

[Hati] Chantelle, what are you
wearing tonight?

Not much.

[Vinny] Oh man,
I think this is it.

[Tamaris] Oh, God.

[Vinny] Are those
aggressive cows?

[Tamaris] My God.

[Vinny] Wait, hold up.

Easy, fella.

Oh, wait, is that our bed?

[Tamaris] Yeah.

Why did we lose?
Why are we here?

This [bleep] sucks.

I'm thinking this is how I die.

[Tamaris] They have beady eyes.

All right,
where's the front desk?

Where do we check in?

I have no idea.
I think we just go there.

Oh, God. "Welcome", "Welcome"?

This is it.

I guess this is the front desk.

[Tamaris] Yeah, this is
the front desk.

-Okay.
-[Vinny] Ew.

[Tamaris] Oh, my God, this is
absolutely disgusting.

"Welcome to exile.
We hope you enjoy your stay.

You won't, but it doesn't
have to suck completely."

Okay.

[Vinny] "Inside this cooler
are ingredients

for a five-star meal.

But in order to cook it,
you'll need a fire.

There's a bow drill
in your cooler.

That should help.

Or if you dare,

you can rummage
through the cow droppings

to find a lighter, which will
get the job done faster."

-Where's the cow droppings?
-[Tamaris] [bleep].

"Better get moo-ving."

I get it.

[chuckling] "Moo-ving."

[mooing]

[Vinny] Is that a bow drill?

[Tamaris] Yeah,
that's a bow drill.

We have steak?

[Host] Aw, cows,
cover your ears.

[raspy mooing]

[bleep], okay.

All right, and then
how the [bleep]...

How do you like
your steak cooked?

Medium, medium rare?

-Medium rare.
-Okay.

[Vinny] Let's just try it.

I'm like, is it this part?

What does this bow do?

[Tamaris] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

[cows mooing]
They're next to our bags.

-Holy [bleep], holy [bleep].
-Chill, chill.

[Vinny] We mean you no harm.

-Wait, come here.
-Okay.

-[Vinny] Are they good?
-[Tamaris] I don't know.

Yeah, our bags are [bleep].

[Tamaris] [bleep].

I'm gonna turn one of you
into these steaks

if you don't stop.

Behave.

[Host] Yo, Vinny, drop the beef
with the beef.

They look pretty serious

and you're outnumbered.

[Vinny] This is some...

Whatever, okay, whatever.

We'll go through
the [bleep].

I don't wanna go through
[bleep].

What else do we have?
We have nothing to eat.

-We have to do it.
-Wait, wait, hold on.

We touch.

We have a stick,

Oh, my God, it's thick.

I'm gonna [bleep] puke.
I'm gonna throw up.

[Tamaris] I literally gagged.

That's so [bleep] disgusting.

This is the weirdest
first date I've ever been on.

Excuse me, do you know
where the bathroom is.

I'm looking through your
[bleep].

[Tamaris] This sucks.

[Vinny] Only the best for you.

[Tamaris] This [bleep] sucks.

I never wanna be in exile again.

Oh, my God, that one's
[bleep] right now.

I know it's not that pile.
That's a fresh pile.

This is so [bleep] disgusting.

[Vinny] That's a good one,
buddy.

[mooing]

[Host] Coming up...

[Melinda] We're going
to play a game.

Oh, my gosh.

[Man] It's a kiss.

I consider myself
a jealous person

when it comes to me man.

He's mine.

-[Xavi] I'll be careful.
-Are you drunk?

-No. No.
-Did you have a drink?

[Host] The night is young,

but Xavi is a year older

and there's only one way
to celebrate,

a sexy lingerie party.

What do we have to wear?

Which party is it?

What party is it?

[Chantelle] It's a-- You gonna
be like a stripper tonight, you.

-[Gui] Stripper?
-[Chantelle] Mm-hmm.

[Gui] This is the time.

So just wear some little...

[Gui] Okay, I'm ready.
[chuckling]

This guy, I don't know.
He just does something.

Gui is on the other side
of the world

and he's a party animal.

He likes to party.

He has girls
dropping at his feet.

[Gui] Oh, my God!

[Marnie] Yeah!

I don't know what it is,
but I'm feeling it.

Someone get us a mop.

Fabilito.

So I made it.

I just need to put the last
hole through the last one.

And then we need to tie it up.

In Melinda, I see exactly what I
would like to have from a girl.

And we live
very far away from each other.

And it feels like
I have my favorite dessert

waiting for me on the table,

but it's also gonna hurt me.

Perfection.

[speaking foreign language]

What does that mean?

Yeah, I like the smell
of your skin.

How you say perfect?

Yeah. You have a good smell,
I like it.

Okay, you should speak
to me in Italian.

I have taken a liking to Fabio.

He's a sweetheart.
He's a gentleman.

The way he speaks Italian...

[squeaking]

Oh, I love
that you're a handyman.

Yeah, of course, I'm not
gonna let this stay like this.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

I think Melinda is
a very, very beautiful woman.

I still didn't kiss her,

but, tonight, you never know
what happens.

All is fair in love and Shore.

♪ Oh, watch me do it
'cause when I do it ♪

♪ I only do it right ♪

-[Hati] I look good.
-[Isa] Damn.

This is for you, Xavi.

Only for you
I'm dressing like this.

Ha, yeah, right.

One of the best people
I've ever met in me life.

Happy [bleep] birthday.

[Host] Salud, bitches.

[Xavi] I love you guys so much!

Man, this vacations been
amazing with you guys.

I love you all so much.

I love you.

So it's my birthday night.

I'm having the time of my life
and I'm so happy.

We're gonna have
a crazy, crazy, crazy party.

Tonight's gonna be
a very special night.

I want you all to give me
a little catwalk

and I'm gonna be the judge
who's the best.

Perfect.

[Man] Whoo!

I am so excited.

Let's get
this [bleep] party started.

Chantelle is very, very hot.

I want her today.

Take the shot,
put it in his mouth.

What are you gonna
give me, babe?

Chantelle and Spiker, they were
the life of the party.

I'm so happy they made it.

I'm gonna meet
the anaconda from the Amazon.

Xavi, since the first day,
wanting to know

and to see my snake.

Welcome to the jungle.

[Host] Whoa, Gui, save some
for Chantelle.

My snake is not going
to Xavi today.

Give me everything you've got.

Oh, man.

Your girl is looking
fabulous, darling.

She's so sexy.

These outfits are... [exhaling]

Go, go, go.

[Xavi] Oh, [bleep]. Oh.

[Chase] Party's going
really great.

Felt nice
to loosen up a little bit.

[Melinda] Come on, Fabio, baby.

Oh, Mr. Officer.

This is exactly what I wanted
my party to be like.

Just people getting drunk
in lingerie and underwear.

I'm on vacation, guys.

I'm in the Shore house.
What else did you expect?

That was fun.

[Host] Xavi is having
the night of his life.

I wonder what Vinny
and Tamaris are up to.

Digging through cow poop
for a lighter? Ew!

[Vinny] We're dead
if we don't have a lighter.

I'm [bleep] starving right now.

We're opting
to find the lighter.

There's a lot of [bleep] out
here,

so we're going through
a lot of [bleep].

-Oh, this one's an extra mess.
-[Tamaris] Nasty.

This [bleep] nasty.

[Vinny] Should've been
a boy scout

or paid attention more
on those survivor shows.

Wait, I feel something.

Oh, my God, okay,
hopefully, we have water.

Okay.

Why would you smell that?

Because I wanna smell it.

Can you pour some water on this?

[Tamaris] Yeah, yeah.

Oh, wait, but it's a lighter.

Can you put water on a lighter?

-Yeah, it's closed, right?
-Yeah, but, like...

-Yeah, no, you're fine.
-Are you sure?

[Tamaris] Yeah, yeah.

Do you wanna start the fire?

[mooing]

[bleep].

I think the lighter's out.

Maybe we shouldn't have
washed the lighter

'cause it's not working.

We're supposed to touch [bleep]?

This [bleep] sucks.

[Host] Coming up...

[Woman] Yes.

You ever been to the Sexile?

Who are you choosing?

Melinda?

I'm not second option, so, no.

Who said you're second option?

We're gonna play a game
of roll the dice.

You have an action
and you have a body part.

Whatever these two roll on,
you have to act out.

[Man] Okay.

-You start.
-Okay.

This is going to get caliente.

Yeah, caliente!

[Melinda] Massage...

-[woman] [bleep]
-[man] So he can [bleep]!

Thighs.

-Thighs.
-You right here.

[tinging]

It's getting hot in here.

Now it's a Shore house.

This game is so intense,
so frisky.

There's so much going on,
I can't keep up.

Oh, my gosh.

[Host] I think Chase just
figured out

what that moustache is for.

I literally feel like
I'm watching a zoo.

Chase, Chase, you, you.

Chase, it's my birthday,
remember?

Massage.

Lips.

Come on, Hati. Come on, Hati.

I've had my first kiss
with Chase.

A little Spider-Man moment.

Kiss or lick. Kiss, kiss,
it's a kiss.

Oh, my God, I wonder
who it could be.

Me, me, me, I wanna kiss you.

Hey, I'm here, baby.
I wanna kiss you.

My goal is to make
Chantelle so jealous

and distracted from the game.

[Fabio] I find that
unappropriate.

Melinda has no interest in Gui,

and she's doing it because she
wants to make me jealous.

Making me jealous, that's not
the right way to get me.

[Marnie] Chantelle's so real.

She wears her heart
on her sleeve

and she'll act on emotion.

Melinda knows that
and she's trying to push her.

[Xavi] Are you okay, mate?

-It's fine. It didn't change.
-It's okay, it's okay.

I consider myself
a jealous person

when it comes to me man.

When someone's trying
to get on me man

in a sly way, there's an issue.

He's mine.

It's either kiss or lick, yeah.

[Woman] Yay.

Give us a break.
Love you so much.

I can't believe you doing this.

[woman] Again? Again?

[Chase] It's a little bit
awkward for me,

but I guess I'm glad to see
everybody getting along.

I hope you guys all
brushed your teeth today.

It worked.

At the end of the day,

I know how to get
my man excited.

You're the most manliest man.

Why?

Everything. And I love it.

Chantelle, she's always trying
to one-up me.

Relax, baby girl.

I don't want him.
You can have him.

[Chantelle] Really?

-Really.
-I like you too.

[Host] Aw, no action
for sharkie?

Don't worry, the meatball
has got you covered.

Mwah.

[Woman] Who's next?

Fabio is going next.

[Xavi] Lick.

Yeah, lick.

-Lips.
-Lips.

[Marnie] Who you choosing?

[Chase] [chuckling] Say what?

[Xavi] Lick.

Lips.

Who you choosing?

Melinda?

I choose you.

What?

[Chase] [chuckling] Say what?

[Man] Oh, my God.

[Hati] I'm for real.

What? You choose me?

I think it was gonna be Melinda.

In the moment when she had
the chance to kiss someone,

she kissed Gui.

But choose lips.

-[Fabio] For who?
-[Hati] Melinda.

Uh-huh. Not over here,
big boy. Mm-mm.

I'm not second option, so, no.

Who said you're second option?

You went for her first.

It doesn't mean anything.

I see a new face and this
is not the Melinda that I know.

But I don't want
drama like this.

Asking to myself,
is it really worth it?

He just decided. Game over.

Done. Game over.

-[Man] That's fun.
-Good job.

I'm going.

I would like to be with him
in a jacuzzi.

You guys are making me blush.
I don't know what to say.

You ever been to the Sexile?

I've not seen it, no.

I've not seen it.

You want to?

You wanna go right now?

Look at me blush. I can't tell
if you're serious.

[Hati] Yes or no?

[Host] While Chase laughs off
a handsy hottie,

Vinny and Tamaris
aren't laughing at all.

Listen, I'm gonna
be honest with you.

Not the best first date.

I just wasn't able
to cook for you.

I need to leave you
wanting more.

-You left me wanting less.
-Okay.

We were better when we...

-First got here?
-Yeah.

Yeah, we fell
into a little of a slump.

The better
our relationship gets,

the worse
this competition gets. Yeah.

[Tamaris] I wouldn't wanna
be in here

with anyone else but you.

Same.

It's actually
a little bit calming

just being here with Tamaris.

No one's around.

It's low-key romantic.

[Tamaris] I have a bug
crawling on me. [screaming]

This is so nasty.

I think tonight actually brought
Tamaris and I closer together.

-Good night.
-Good night.

Wait, where the [bleep] is
Fabio?

Fabio prefers to be in bed...

Where's Fabio?

Over a gorgeous gal such as I.

[Chantelle] Melinda. Get to bed
with Fabio.

I want to, but...

-Go get him, babe.
-No.

You look like
a Victoria Secret [bleep] model.

Go on, babe.

[Chantelle] Everyone knows
the little thing

me and Gui have got going on,

but I'm not sharing him
with Melinda.

If she's getting with Fabio
and they've got a thing,

that is perfect for me.

Who wants to sleep on that?
Tell him.

This isn't what I wanted.

You're not sleeping.

I don't wanna fight.
It was one kiss.

That's all it was.

Okay, let me get the shoes off
'cause I'm gonna sleep.

A side of me wants
to protect my heart

and protect my feelings.

I'm tired.

I wish I could be
a [bleep] robot

with no feelings,
with a cold heart.

[sighing] What am I doing here?

I don't know.

No, we're not sleeping yet.

Come, we're going to the Sexile.

Chantelle's sending me
an invitation

to go to the Sexile room.

Come.

Who is not going
to accept this in world?

Impossible.
So let's go, Chantelle.

Let's go to the Sexile room.

You're a gentlemen.

The more time
I'm spending with him,

even though we hardly speak,

I'm getting really attracted
to him.

I thought we gonna
chat in the pool.

Why you like that?

I cannot give you a kiss.

[Chase] I'm trying to sleep.

Why am I in this situation
right now?

This is so awkward.

Hati, Hati, Hati,
you're such a nice girl.

You're a good-looking girl,
you gotta take a hint.

Please, party horn,
if you're out there,

go off right now.

[Gui] We didn't won the game,
but we have our paradise here.

[Chantelle] We do.

If there was
another girl in the house,

and they were gonna...

I am with you, girl.

Don't ask this.

So what if Melinda were...

-Please, don't ask this.
-What if Melinda...

-Please, don't ask this.
-What if Melinda...

Don't ask about this, please.
I'm with you.

He's so [bleep] manly.

I'm gonna go
jump into bed with him.

Probably a little cuddle.
See what his cuddles are like.

[Host] Wow, she really is
falling for him.

I'm starting to like him
more and more and more.

Babe, I tried to be so sexy.

I wanna turn into
the dirtiest bitch

you've ever met.

Are you sleeping?

[Chase] Oh, my God, this is
my worst nightmare.

Can you just read my mind

and see this is not
what I was looking for?

Go to sleep, Hati.
I'm going to bed.

[exhaling] Chase. Oh.
He's so boring.

How can you look that good
but have no personality, man?

Who needs a drink?

[Host] Next time
on All Star Shore...

[Man] Beach party!

This is gonna be a crazy night.

I am falling in like with you.

Every single person in here
can only take so much

until they explode.

[Melinda] You made because
Gui asked me for Sexile.

I need security
in the villa.

"One more thing."

[music]

[music]