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Ohh. Ohh-ho-ho!
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Does that hurt. Ohh-ho-ho.
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Ohh!
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It is unbelievable
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how much pain
a thing like this can cause.
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It, uh... Have you ever had a corn?
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No, I have never had a corn.
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Regent Dietz, I know that it's hot today
and people are a bit out of sorts,
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but there is no reason to be mad at me
just because I have a corn on my foot.
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I am not mad at you
because you have a corn on your foot.
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I am mad because
I have something important to say.
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And I haven't been able to get it
out because of your foot.
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I'm either hearing about it,
or you're limping around on it.
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Will you please sit down?
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Sit down. Yes. Ohh.
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Oh, you're right. That's better. Yes.
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Well...
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I have a message
from the Board of Regents.
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Good. The Board of Regents.
How is the board these days?
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- Disappointed.
- Disappointed?
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Disappointed.
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- Disapp... Uh, about what?
- Plenty.
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They feel that your problems
here at the school are overwhelming.
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Well, so do I.
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And the board wants action.
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New blood. Fresh ideas.
Top level changes, Higgins.
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That's what the board wants
and, frankly, I agree.
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Oh, uh, good thinking, Dietz.
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Yes! Fresh faces. New blood.
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Top level changes. That's the ticket.
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Good! Good to hear that you agree.
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- When are you leaving?
- Oh, just as soon as I can...
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What? When am I...
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Well, you didn't mean...
Top level changes.
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Yes, Higgins. Top level.
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Well, not the very tippy-tippy-top.
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Well, surely not the very
tippy-tippy-tippy top.
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Yes, I'm afraid the very tippy-tippy,
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tippy top.
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Let's face it, Higgins.
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You've had years to get this place
back on its financial feet
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and you haven't done it.
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Waste. Waste, waste.
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Here. Look at this budget.
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Well, the costs for the science
department alone, they're ridiculous.
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Oh, the science...
That's that Quigley again. Oh, I know.
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I'll fire him. That'll end the waste.
Oh, I guarantee that.
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Quigley out, waste out. You'll see. Ohh...
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I'm afraid firing Quigley is not going to
satisfy the Board of Regents.
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Now, Higgins, let's not
make a problem out of this.
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Why don't you just
step down gracefully?
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Step down? Well, I can't step down.
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I'm right in the middle
of my, uh, uh, my promotional program.
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- Promotional program?
- Yes!
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To raise money.
That's what you want, isn't it? Money?
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Yes, money. But how...
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How? Don't you worry about...
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Uh, uh, all I need is 30 days.
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Higgins, honestly, I don't...
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Thirty days, Regent Dietz.
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All right, 30 days. But that's it.
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No more excuses this time.
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I don't know what I'm going to
tell the Board of Regents.
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Regent Dietz, you'll find your confidence
in me is amply rewarded.
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- What confidence?
- "What con..." Ohh.
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In 30 days, the changes
you'll find around...
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Higgins, I've already told you,
you have your 30 days.
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But do something.
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Let's get some order restored
around this place above all,
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and no more expensive nonsense.
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Uh, regent Dietz, there is no nonsense
going on around here, I can assure you.
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If there were, I would see it.
Nothing escapes my eye.
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Higgins, what are you doing?
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How... What... What am I doing?
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- Uh, you forgot something.
- Forgot something?
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Yes, you forgot your, uh... Oh, your hat.
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Oh, yes.
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Wait a minute. This is not my hat.
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As a matter of fact,
I wasn't even wearing a hat.
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Oh, that's right.
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That's my hat.
I thought I recognized that.
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Oh, and tell
the Board of Regents to cheer up.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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Doesn't it?
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Type something.
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A little higher on your side.
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That's it.
Leave it right where it is. Perfect.
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Hey, Dexter, what do you think of that?
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That's terrific, Schuyler.
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Yeah, it does
look pretty good, doesn't it?
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You know, I'm not sure
a cow twice as starved as Ruthybelle
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would have anything to do with this stuff.
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Well, it's probably
that acid taste she doesn't like.
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You get rid of that
and she'll probably like it.
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Yeah. Maybe you're right.
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Carry on.
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Good morning.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Dean Higgins.
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- All right, where is he?
- Hey, dean, what happened to your foot?
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- Never mind my foot. Where is he?
- Who?
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- Who? Quigley who. That's who.
- Isn't he here?
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Uh, he'll be a few minutes late.
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He just dropped by the supply room to
pick up a few more test tubes.
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You mean that
he leaves you people alone?
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Well, sure. Why not?
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Yeah. We're on the honor system.
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I suppose that is
on the honor system too.
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A cow, on the honor system?
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Hey, that's pretty good, Dean Higgins.
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Stop trying to butter me up.
I know that isn't funny.
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Dean, is there anything
we can do for you?
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No, there isn't anything
you can do for me.
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I just came up here to make
a little announcement.
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Back to work.
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A little announcement? Hey, maybe he's
going to give Quigley promotion.
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Yeah, wouldn't that be something.
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If it isn't asking too much,
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do you think I would be going beyond
my prerogatives as dean of this college
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to ask you what you're doing?
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Oh, no, sir.
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Well, what are you doing?
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Well, I'm crushing vitamins.
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I can see that. Any fool can see that.
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- What for?
- Oh, for the cow, sir.
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Everything we do
around here is for the cow.
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You mean to tell me that you're crushing
up perfectly good vitamins
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to feed to a cow?
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Well, yes, sir. That's how we're gonna
cure Ruthybelle's nutritional problem.
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- Who?
- Ruthybelle. The cow.
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As you can see, she's sort of skinny.
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Hopefully we'll end up with a fat cow.
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So that's what all this expense is for.
To make a cow fat.
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Oh, not only fat, sir,
but a strong cow too.
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- Thrilling, isn't it?
- I'm overwhelmed.
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I knew you would be.
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- You see, it was really my idea.
- I thought so.
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The kids are just helping me out.
Uh, if you'll excuse me.
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Shorty, I need another piece of pizza.
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The flavor's not quite right yet.
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One piece of pizza coming up.
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- Pizza?
- Yeah, and she seems to like it too.
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Do you think maybe she's Italian?
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- That's not funny, Schuyler.
- Don't you get it?
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An Italian cow eating pizza.
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An Italian cow!
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That kills me!
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Engaging in a bit of merriment,
Dean Higgins?
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He is. I'm not.
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Oh, I see.
Well, it's nice of you to come by.
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- May I show you around?
- No, you may not show me around.
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I've already been shown enough
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with this vitamin-grinding numbskull
that calls himself a science major.
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- I heard that, sir.
- Good!
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That's not all I have to say, Quigley.
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Do you have any idea
how much this operation is costing you?
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Well, not really, sir, but we're cutting
back everywhere we can.
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- You take the cow rental, for instance.
- Cow rental?
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Do you mean
we're paying money to make a cow fat?
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You don't want us to have
skinny cows, do you, sir?
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Skinny cows, fat cows. Who cares?
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- Dean Higgins, please don't get excited.
- I'm not excited!
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Just tell me how much rental
we're paying for this so-called cow.
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Well, not very much, sir.
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- How much?
- Would $15 a day be too much?
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Fifteen dollars a day?
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That's the extravagance.
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If the Board of Regents
ever finds out about this...
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Quigley, you're...
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Yes, sir? I'm what?
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You're...
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What's the matter, sir? I'm what?
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You're...
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Boy, he sure is having trouble
getting out that announcement.
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You're fired.
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- Fired?
- Fired?
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Yes. Fired.
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- Well, what about his promotion?
- Promotion?
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Quigley, just as soon as you can
get out, I want you out of here!
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Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!
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And another thing! You kids better
stop thinking about fat cows
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and think about some way to make
some money for this school,
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because if you don't in 30 days I'm out,
and if I'm out, you're all out!
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You're all out.
I'll see to that! Out! Out!
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What's the matter with him?
He acts like he's gone crazy.
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I think I can explain it.
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The school has got some
large financial problems.
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In fact, it may be going under.
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The Board of Regents has been giving
Dean Higgins a lot of pressure.
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But what's he
going to do without you?
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The school will get
along fine without me,
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but thank you. I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you all go back and clear
away your things and...
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I guess we'll call it a day.
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Yeah. Hello.
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Uh, hello. This Dexter Riley?
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Uh, yeah, this is Dexter Riley.
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Well, this is Silas Willoughby,
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the man who rented Ruthybelle to you.
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Yeah, how are you, Ruthybelle?
How you doing?
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This isn't Ruthybelle.
Ruthybelle's a cow.
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Oh.
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Now, what I wanna know is
what you fellas did to her.
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Yeah, well, somebody
did something to her.
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She's already given us
80 gallons of milk and still goin' strong.
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What do you think of that?
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Come on, Brutus.
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Go home, Blossom.
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- That big dog pickin' on Brutus again?
- Yeah.
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Schuyler, you're just gonna
have to teach that dog not to be chicken.
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Yeah, Brutus, you're cute,
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but one of these days
you're gonna have to stand up and fight.
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- Can I have some of your cereal?
- Sure. Help yourself.
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Thanks.
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Boy, that's sure gonna be tough.
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Tough? What do you mean?
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- Quigley having to leave the school.
- Oh, yeah.
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This place isn't gonna
be the same without him.
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry about it.
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I mean, after all, how many times
has Higgins fired Quigley?
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I mean, I can remember him being
fired at least five times.
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I've only been here six and a half years.
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I think.
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Or is it seven?
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Uh, Schuyler,
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I don't think I want
any more of your cereal.
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Well, that's okay.
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- Comin', Dexter?
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
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Come on, Schuyler.
You're gonna Miss psychology.
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No, I'm not. I'm not gonna miss it at all.
I'm gonna fix my car.
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Hey, your cereal.
You sure you're through with it?
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Yeah, I'm through with it.
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Give it to Brutus. He'll eat anything.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, Brutus!
Come on, Brutus!
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Breakfast! Brutus!
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- Go to that test.
- Yeah, I know.
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Late again.
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What'd you do
with my blue socks yesterday?
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That's great!
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00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,209
- I think I got a rock in my shoe.
- I'll hold your books.
240
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- Dexter, how'd you do that?
- Dexter!
241
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,345
Uh...
242
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,259
- I'll take it!
- My man!
243
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,094
I'm gonna take it!
244
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,641
Go, buddy! There you go!
245
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,939
Slam-dunk it! Slam-dunk it, Dexter!
246
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,482
Wow!
247
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,160
Hey, Dexter, you're goin' the wrong way.
248
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,912
Oh, no, I'm not! Come on!
249
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,297
Really, Elmer,
I hate to have to keep haranguing you,
250
00:20:56,339 --> 00:21:00,677
but all of this eating in class,
it simply has to stop.
251
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,845
I can't help it, Dean Higgins.
252
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,847
I get hungry every once in a while.
253
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,641
"Every once in a while"?
254
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,685
Do you realize I have reports
255
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:12,021
from your first, third, fourth
and your seventh classes?
256
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,816
They are all complaining
about your eating.
257
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,526
Really!
258
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,862
All of this bag-rattling
and cracker-crunching
259
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,947
while people are trying to study.
260
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,033
Yes, Mercedes. What is it?
261
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,036
Professor Quigley's here
to pick up his severance check.
262
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,705
Professor Quigley, hmm?
263
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,873
Well, you inform Professor Quigley
264
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,376
that we don't give out
severance checks anymore.
265
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,879
But we always give out
severance checks.
266
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,633
Well, we don't anymore.
We just ran out of money.
267
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,683
Money, money, money, money.
268
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,227
That's all some people
think about. Money.
269
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:53,688
What do you want? Uh, where was I?
270
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:56,774
You were talking about my bag-rattling
and cracker-crunching.
271
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,277
Oh. yes. And that is not the half of it.
272
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,904
I've got complaints here
from our janitorial service.
273
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:06,576
They're reporting large cake
crumbs in rooms 306 and 308.
274
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,996
Now, this is very
serious business, Elmer.
275
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:13,249
Teachers I can get, students I can get,
276
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,209
but janitors... Ohh.
277
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,254
So, consider this a final warning, Elmer.
278
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,465
I don't care what you do out of class,
279
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,593
but in class no more jelly beans,
280
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:27,263
no more cake,
no more cookies, no more...
281
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,725
Elmer?
282
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,311
Elmer, am I getting through to you?
283
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,271
Hey, Dean Higgins, guess what.
284
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:37,273
"Guess what"? Guess nothing.
285
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,068
How dare you burst into my office
when I'm reprimanding a student?
286
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,403
Oh, I'm sorry.
We didn't mean to interrupt,
287
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,030
but something happened to Dexter.
288
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,449
"Something happened to Dexter."
289
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,369
Something is always happening to him.
That's nothing new.
290
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,579
Besides, that's no excuse to come...
291
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,915
Quigley, what are you doing here?
292
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,625
I'm afraid I don't know, sir.
293
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,002
Listen, Dexter got strong.
I mean, really strong.
294
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,256
Professor Quigley,
your ideas on that formula really worked.
295
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:05,843
Are you talking about
the formula you used on the cow?
296
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,637
Yeah.
297
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,599
All right, you kids.
All right. Out, out, out, out!
298
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,976
Hey, Dean Higgins.
299
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,353
Look!
300
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,860
Good heavens.
301
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:26,322
And that's just with his right hand.
Show him what you can do with your left.
302
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,914
You see what I mean?
303
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,085
Hey, let me down, will you?
304
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:43,548
Yes, for heaven's sakes, let him
down before he breaks something.
305
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,222
All right!
306
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,391
There you go!
307
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,688
- How did all this happen with the...
- I don't know.
308
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,733
I just ate some of Schuyler's cereal,
and all of a sudden I got strong.
309
00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,068
Let me see that cereal.
310
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:09,240
This is the same cereal
I eat every morning. I never get strong.
311
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:12,994
Well, of course not.
It's not the cereal that made him strong.
312
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,581
It was, well,
Professor Quigley's and my formula.
313
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,708
Just plain cereal
wouldn't do anything like that,
314
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,043
no matter what those companies say.
315
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,670
I know.
316
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,842
- What's the matter, Dean?
- Hmm?
317
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,844
Oh, uh, nothing. Nothing.
318
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:33,556
Would you young people mind waiting
outside for a moment? You too, Elmer.
319
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:35,016
There you go. Everybody out.
320
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:38,186
I want to talk to Professor Quigley alone
for a moment.
321
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,645
You mean he's still working here?
322
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,398
Well, of course he's still working here.
323
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:46,027
You kids get the craziest ideas.
324
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,737
Would you do something about that?
325
00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,280
Everybody out. Here we go.
326
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:52,950
Bye-bye.
Aren't they wonderful?
327
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:56,537
Quigley, do you realize
what we have here?
328
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,706
Well, it seems as though
we might have
329
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,083
quite an amazing
scientific development.
330
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,711
It is more than that, Quigley.
331
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:06,422
Do you realize what
these cereal companies would give
332
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:09,425
to have a strength formula
like this in their cereal?
333
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,845
- No. Never really thought about it.
- Well, you think about it.
334
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,263
You think about it!
335
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,767
Why, we've got something here that will
get this school out of hock forever.
336
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:21,103
Much-needed new buildings, a new lab,
337
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:24,982
money for all kinds
of scientific experiments.
338
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,150
And besides...
339
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,861
Besides, if something doesn't
happen around here pretty soon,
340
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:29,946
you'll be out of a job.
341
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,365
That's right... That's not the point!
342
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:37,119
Uh, um... Mercedes,
would you get me the, uh, president
343
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,247
of the Crumply Crunch cereal company,
344
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,916
Coyote Corners,
Kern County, Connecticut.
345
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,793
That's Crumply Crunch?
346
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,546
Crumply Crunch!
347
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,427
See, under normal conditions
I can hardly move that at all.
348
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,221
Why don't you try to...
349
00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,976
Oh, he can't do it.
350
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,689
Oh! I... I see what you mean.
351
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:08,150
Gentlemen, I think that it's
time that we get started.
352
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:15,950
- What do you think, Harry?
- Obviously a charlatan. A dime a dozen.
353
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,451
A strength demonstration?
354
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:21,163
Can you imagine the boss falling
for a thing like this? Over the hill.
355
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:24,208
Should step down, let a younger
person run things around here.
356
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,044
Now, gentlemen, as all of you know,
357
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,589
the chairman of the board
hasn't arrived yet.
358
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,383
However, I would like
to welcome Dean Higgins
359
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:35,595
and ask him to be patient with us
for a few minutes.
360
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,098
That's quite all right.
My time is your time, gentlemen.
361
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:42,602
Yes. Unfortunately, our time is not yours.
362
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:46,522
Now, it is approximately
two minutes past 1:00.
363
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:49,191
I humbly suggest that you demonstrate
364
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,651
whatever this is
you're going to demonstrate
365
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,738
so that we can get on
with the real business of the meeting.
366
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,157
But we can't start
without the chairman.
367
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,784
As senior vice president
and second-in-command,
368
00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:00,703
we can start whenever I say.
369
00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:01,996
Any objections, gentlemen?
370
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,920
Trying to start without me again, Harry?
371
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,423
Who, me? Of course not!
372
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:16,469
I could never do a thing like that,
Aunt Harriet... I mean, Aunt Crumply...
373
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,095
Uh, Mrs. Crumply.
374
00:27:18,179 --> 00:27:20,306
Aunt Harriet will be fine.
375
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:24,310
But remember, just because you're
a relative doesn't mean I can't fire you.
376
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,563
Any of you.
377
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,192
At ease, gentlemen.
378
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:39,033
Now, will the secretary please tell us
what's the first thing on the agenda?
379
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:40,910
Yes, Aunt Harriet.
380
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,995
That's, uh, Dean Higgins.
381
00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:46,165
He's the one who claims
to have that strength formula.
382
00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:49,877
Oh, yes, I believe I spoke
on the telephone to you.
383
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:54,215
You're that funny little man from that
funny little school downstate.
384
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:59,512
Um, yes, I guess I am.
385
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:03,265
And you're here to demonstrate
your strength formula for us?
386
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,602
If I recollect correctly, and I always do.
387
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,604
Oh, yes.
388
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:13,275
And, madam, that is
precisely why I am here.
389
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,654
Really, Dean Higgins.
390
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:20,658
Hmm? Oh! Oh, this...
This is my old gym outfit.
391
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,494
We weren't so fussy in those days.
392
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,915
How... How cute.
393
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,793
- Very cute.
- Oh. Thank you.
394
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,379
- Uh, may I proceed?
- Certainly.
395
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:14,295
My. Doesn't that cereal
have a lovely crackle?
396
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:16,422
Yes!
397
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:13,896
Oh. Excuse me. That was a little
throwback I didn't expect.
398
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:17,525
Now, with your permission, I'd like to
start with some weight lifting.
399
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,073
Going to show you how easy
weight lifting can be.
400
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,914
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
401
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,461
Ohh.
402
00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:46,720
Ohh!
403
00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,809
Bravo! Bravo!
404
00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,936
Oh!
405
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,775
He's gonna balance it on his chin!
406
00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:10,119
Bravo!
407
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:12,663
Oh, no! Ohh!
408
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,624
If I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes,
409
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,750
I would have never believed it!
410
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:29,555
He is truly remarkable.
411
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,348
Ohh!
412
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,859
Oh, my, that was exciting.
413
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:43,736
And that's not all, gentlemen.
414
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,864
Oh, more! More! More!
415
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,450
More!
416
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,006
Oh, marvelous.
417
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:14,827
Hyah!
418
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,351
More?
419
00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:01,040
Oh, no, Dean Higgins! No! No!
420
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:09,423
Please, Dean Higgins, uh, that's...
That's quite enough, thank you.
421
00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:11,425
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got a little carried away.
422
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,053
I didn't realize how potent
that formula was.
423
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:16,180
I hope I didn't upset anything.
424
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:20,184
Oh, no, you didn't upset a... A thing.
425
00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:21,977
Did he, gentlemen?
426
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,563
Oh, no, aunt Harriet! Not him! Not at all!
427
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:25,731
Be seated.
428
00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:30,486
Now, tell me, Dean Higgins, how long
does the strength stay with you?
429
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:33,322
To tell you the truth,
we don't exactly know.
430
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:36,325
That depends on the person
and the amount of the formula used,
431
00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:39,328
but the duration
of the strength is definitely limited.
432
00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:42,873
- Oh, that's bad.
- Oh, but, Aunt Harriet, all the better.
433
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:47,252
If a person were to lose his strength,
he'd have to eat more cereal to regain it.
434
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,254
Just think what that would do.
435
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:52,925
Why, we could sell cereal
morning, noon and night.
436
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:56,804
Now, that's good.
Brilliant, Cousin Edward. Brilliant.
437
00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,516
Now, gentlemen, I want you
to pay strict attention.
438
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,686
The time has come to talk turkey.
439
00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:07,523
To say nothing of cereal.
440
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,610
"To say nothing."
441
00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:13,904
Sit down, Roscoe.
442
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,656
Sorry, Aunt Harriet.
443
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:20,202
Gentlemen, after years
of playing second fiddle
444
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,788
to the Krinkle Krunch cereal company,
445
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,582
we are now going to be number one.
446
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:30,087
We're number one! We're number one!
447
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:34,299
We're number one!
We're number one! We're number...
448
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:36,510
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
449
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:43,308
Dean Higgins, do you have
a weight lifting team at Medfield?
450
00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:44,726
Well, uh, no.
451
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,729
We don't exactly have
the personnel to go in for that sort of...
452
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,524
Good. Stanley, put the phone together...
453
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,403
And then get me Kirwood Krinkle
454
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,239
of the Krinkle Krunch cereal company.
455
00:35:57,281 --> 00:36:01,285
Krinkle? Aunt Harriet, what are
you doing, talking to Krinkle?
456
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,419
Just you wait and see.
457
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:14,131
A weight lifting contest
between State and Medfield?
458
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:18,218
But we were national champions
last year. I mean, State, that is.
459
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:19,303
You know, I went there.
460
00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:22,514
Oh, I believe
everyone knows that, Kirwood.
461
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,517
But really, Harriet,
what is the point of all this?
462
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:29,563
I am proposing, in the interest of sports
463
00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,565
and the cereal business, of course,
464
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:35,736
that a much-publicized match be held
between State and Medfield
465
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,863
in which your company
will support State
466
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,740
and my company will support Medfield.
467
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,910
That way, the public can determine
468
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:46,705
which is the number-one
weight lifting team in America,
469
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,625
and perhaps the number-one
cereal company.
470
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,170
But, Harriet, we are the
number-one cereal company already.
471
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,465
- Remember?
- Oh, I know that.
472
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,300
And I understand
473
00:36:58,342 --> 00:37:02,763
if you don't want to put
your number-one position in jeopardy.
474
00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:06,975
Nonsense. Krinkle Krunch is
always ready for competition.
475
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,311
Besides, what a great publicity idea.
476
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:13,649
You know, Harriet, sometimes
I think you're a wonder. Just a wonder.
477
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,442
Good-bye, Harriet.
478
00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:20,072
Medfield vs. State. What a laugh.
479
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,074
We'll murder 'em. Right, men?
480
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:23,575
Right!
481
00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:27,162
Uh, right.
482
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,707
Yes, Uncle Frederick?
483
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:34,836
Don't you think we should remind
Dean Higgins of one little problem?
484
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:37,714
Problem? What, uh, problem?
485
00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:39,633
Spies!
486
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,010
"Spies"?
487
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:45,055
He means industrial spies,
Dean Higgins.
488
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:48,934
There is no length to which the Krinkle
Krunch company would not go
489
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,061
to learn our plans.
490
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:54,648
Oh. Well, I can assure you
that this project will be top secret.
491
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:58,193
I'll see that the lab is
placed under maximum security.
492
00:37:58,235 --> 00:38:00,529
You won't have to
worry about any spies.
493
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:06,201
That's fine. Of course we do
have a few spies of our own.
494
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:09,746
But the ones
from Krinkle Krunch are everywhere.
495
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:14,084
It's just that we don't know who they are.
496
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,729
- This is me.
- This is me.
497
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,522
Good. Were you followed?
498
00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:38,400
I don't think so.
499
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,778
- What is it, Harry?
- You're in trouble, Krinkle.
500
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,406
- Trouble?
- Yes.
501
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,575
That weight lifting match. Withdraw.
502
00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,243
Withdraw? You're kidding.
503
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,579
State has the greatest
weight lifting team in the country.
504
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,456
We'll wipe Medfield right off the map.
505
00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:55,751
- She's sandbagging you, Krinkle.
- Sandbagging me?
506
00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:58,670
Yes. That Medfield bunch
have come up with a strength formula
507
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:00,589
they're putting in Aunt Harriet's cereal
508
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:03,050
that will literally knock
your number-one out.
509
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:04,926
I'm telling you, withdraw.
510
00:39:05,427 --> 00:39:06,470
I can't withdraw.
511
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:08,638
I just had a press conference.
I announced the whole thing.
512
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,558
In fact, I even bragged a little.
513
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,685
Then you're going to be
number two, Krinkle.
514
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:17,439
I saw a demonstration of how that
formula works and, believe me,
515
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,399
Medfield is going to murder State.
516
00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:21,526
Medfield's not gonna murder State,
517
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,695
and Krinkle Krunch'll
never be number two.
518
00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:27,032
Now, look, Harry,
I'm counting on you to get that formula.
519
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:28,992
It's worth $100,000 to me.
520
00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:33,413
- It's worth a lot more than that.
- All right, 150.
521
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:38,001
150 is okay for me,
but this is a big job. I'll need help.
522
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,630
All right, another 50 for the help,
523
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,965
but for heaven's sakes,
get some good people.
524
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,510
Don't you worry
about a thing, Mr. Krinkle.
525
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,720
I think I have the right party in mind.
526
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,555
Exactly the right party.
527
00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,662
Well, good-bye, Pete.
528
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,623
Always a pleasure to visit you,
just so it's not for too long.
529
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:20,585
Well, Mr. Arno,
you come any time, and just consider...
530
00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:23,004
Our house is your house.
531
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,340
That's very good.
532
00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,967
Thanks a lot. Come on.
533
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,636
What does he mean,
their house is our house?
534
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:32,389
It ain't my house. I never wanna go
back to that joint again.
535
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:34,516
He's just puttin' you on, stupid.
536
00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:38,061
Besides, we won't have to go back there
again if you don't louse up anymore.
537
00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:42,023
Why do you always blame me every time
we get into predicaments like this?
538
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:46,236
Because it's your stupidity that gets us
into these predicaments, that's why.
539
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,322
Hey! It's Harry!
540
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,450
That's nice. A reception committee.
541
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:57,247
Hey! Harry, you old son of a gun.
542
00:40:57,330 --> 00:40:59,166
- How's life treating you?
- Couldn't be better.
543
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,878
Chauffeured limousine, penthouse
downtown, first cabin all the way.
544
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,714
As I said, things couldn't be
better. How about you?
545
00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:07,966
Well, as you can see
I've had a temporary setback,
546
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,301
but don't let that worry you.
547
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:10,802
I'll be right back on top
before you know it.
548
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,512
I know you will.
549
00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:15,599
As a matter of fact, that's why I'm here.
550
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,642
Oh? What's up?
551
00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:21,104
Is he okay?
552
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,107
Who, him? Oh, sure.
553
00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:25,734
A little stupid, but he's okay.
554
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,861
You gonna start that kinda talk again?
555
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:30,489
You keep that up, you're gonna
cause me to lose my confidence.
556
00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:33,658
Oh, yeah?
Hey, what's the caper, Harry?
557
00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:37,078
I'll tell you all about it
on the way to town. Get in.
558
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:40,624
But, boss, I don't care
what that guy Harry says.
559
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:43,627
Every time we get mixed up with them
Medfield kids, we end up in jail,
560
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,253
and I don't wanna go to jail no more.
561
00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:48,507
I don't go for that "Our house
is your house" stuff anymore.
562
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,467
Cookie, nobody's goin' to jail.
563
00:41:50,926 --> 00:41:53,803
It's a real simple job that we're getting
paid a lot of money for.
564
00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:57,682
All we have to do is find out where the
formula is and go in and get it.
565
00:41:57,766 --> 00:42:00,018
- You say that's simple?
- Why, sure.
566
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:04,606
As a matter of fact, it's so simple
I'm gonna let you handle it yourself.
567
00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:07,317
Yeah? All by myself?
568
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,819
All by yourself.
569
00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:11,613
It's a chance to prove yourself.
570
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:15,116
You'll figure it out, you'll do
the leading, I'll do the following.
571
00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:18,328
You really mean that, boss?
I do the leadin', you do the followin'?
572
00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:20,121
That's what I said.
573
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,461
Yeah, I like that.
574
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,131
I lead, he follows.
575
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,343
Terrific.
576
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:51,319
All right, now here's the plan.
577
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,698
When that truck leaves
we go around the back of the building,
578
00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:58,660
up on the roof, over onto the scaffolding
and down in front of the lab window.
579
00:42:58,702 --> 00:43:00,495
The formula's in there.
580
00:43:00,537 --> 00:43:02,455
I don't like this scaffold business.
581
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,791
But, boss,
I cased this joint this afternoon.
582
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,669
The halls are loaded
with security guards.
583
00:43:07,711 --> 00:43:10,046
It's the window or nothin'.
We gotta use the scaffold.
584
00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:14,259
- All right, but I still don't like it.
- Here. Wear these.
585
00:43:14,676 --> 00:43:17,887
- What for?
- For the ropes of the scaffold.
586
00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:20,181
- What, are you stupid?
- Who's stupid?
587
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,517
I don't like takin' orders from you.
588
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:24,477
But, boss, don't you
remember you said to me,
589
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,896
"Hey, you lead and I'll follow"? Quote.
590
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:29,858
Yeah, and that's the stupidest thing
I ever did in my life.
591
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,743
Okay, follow me.
592
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:44,998
Come on, come on.
593
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:49,294
Hey, it's windier up here
than it is down there.
594
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:52,255
Yeah, because it's higher up here
than it is down there.
595
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:53,340
I know that!
596
00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:57,218
- Come on, boss. Come on.
- All right. I'm comin', I'm comin'.
597
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:00,764
Come on, come on.
598
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:06,853
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Put my foot on the rail, will you?
599
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:10,732
Put your foot on this, like this.
Okay, easy now.
600
00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:13,652
- I'm comin'. Wait a minute.
- Okay.
601
00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,237
- Right down. Just jump.
- Wait a minute.
602
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:18,782
Perfect. Perfect. Just perfect.
603
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,412
Ohh! Oh! I'm gonna die!
604
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:26,122
I'm gonna die! Ohh!
605
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:31,211
- I'm gonna die.
- Boss, let go of the wall, will you?
606
00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:32,754
I can't let go.
607
00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:35,632
Boss, let go of the wall.
You're all froze up.
608
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:36,758
Let go of my arm!
609
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,760
- Aaaah!
- Ohh!
610
00:44:39,761 --> 00:44:41,012
You know, you're violent.
611
00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:42,764
And you're an idiot.
612
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:44,766
What are you tryin' to do, kill me?
613
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:48,353
All you had to do was let go of the
wall. The whole thing was lopsided.
614
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:51,398
I'll say, this whole thing's lopsided.
I'm gettin' up there again.
615
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:54,150
You don't wanna get off now.
The worst part's over.
616
00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:56,486
The rest is a cinch, I'm tellin' ya.
617
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:58,780
All we gotta do is
work these ropes here,
618
00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:00,824
we go down nice and easy
to the window.
619
00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,075
- Yeah?
- Come on, get the rope.
620
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,451
This I gotta see.
621
00:45:04,411 --> 00:45:06,830
Uh, you're sure you know how to
work those ropes, right?
622
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:07,956
Sure I'm sure.
623
00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,917
I worked on 'em today all by myself
with a phony window washing job.
624
00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:14,337
Now with you helping me,
it should be a snap here.
625
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:16,506
All we gotta do is release it together,
626
00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:19,426
a notch at a time,
and we go down nice and slow.
627
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:20,969
- Yeah.
- Ready?
628
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,304
- Okay.
- Okay, boss, lower away.
629
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,057
- Ooh.
- There. You see, boss?
630
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:28,852
Yeah. Yeah, this works pretty good.
631
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:31,062
Oooh. Ohh.
632
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,232
Yeah.
633
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:35,608
This does work pretty good.
634
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,236
Sure it does.
I told you I had it all worked out.
635
00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:41,656
You know, boss, you got all choked
up and froze over nothin'.
636
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,324
That ain't good for your heart.
637
00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:47,370
And another thing. You gotta trust other
people to figure things out sometimes.
638
00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:49,372
Oh, yeah?
Trust other people? Like who?
639
00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:51,708
Well, people like me, for instance.
640
00:45:56,838 --> 00:45:58,673
- Cookie! Get me up!
- Give me your arm, boss!
641
00:45:58,715 --> 00:46:02,343
- Give me your arm!
- Get me up, you idiot!
642
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:05,555
I can't get up! Ohh! Oh, my arm!
643
00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:09,684
Wait a second.
644
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:13,605
Whew! I don't blame you
for bein' scared, boss.
645
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:16,316
- For a minute I thought you was a goner.
- Aah, you idiot!
646
00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:18,943
It wasn't me, boss.
It was the rope. It got a knot in it.
647
00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:20,653
You got a knot in your head!
648
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,866
Just stay there, boss. No problem.
649
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,451
I'm not stayin' anywhere.
650
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,370
All I gotta do is release
the rope, that's all.
651
00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:41,132
Oh, boy. Hang on, boss! I got it.
652
00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:52,769
Ohh! Cookie! Cookie!
What are you doing, you crazy nut?
653
00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:55,021
Wait a minute.
654
00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:57,398
Ohh. Take it easy, will ya?
655
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,400
- Take it ea...
- Uh-huh. I got ya.
656
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:01,903
Oh, you got me. You got me. Ohh!
657
00:47:01,945 --> 00:47:03,863
- Ohh! Ohh!
- Jeez!
658
00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:05,740
Oh, that smarts. Ohh.
659
00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:07,075
You did that on purpose!
660
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:10,203
Boss, here we are,
right at the window, just like I said!
661
00:47:10,245 --> 00:47:14,082
- Look. We just gotta go in here. Yeah.
- Oh. Oh.
662
00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,338
Goin' back, we take the stairs.
663
00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:23,341
You can't. The halls are
loaded with those security guys.
664
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:25,218
I'll take my chances with
those security guards.
665
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:27,178
I'm not goin' back on
that scaffold with you.
666
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,180
But I know how to work the ropes now.
667
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,182
I don't wanna hear
any more about those ropes.
668
00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:32,934
Now, let's get that formula
and be quick about it.
669
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,060
All right, no problem.
670
00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:36,104
It should be right over here.
671
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:41,317
Yeah. The kid was workin'
at this desk today.
672
00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:43,444
Let's see here.
673
00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:49,576
I thought he put it in
one of these drawers here.
674
00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:53,329
- That's funny.
- Funny? What's funny about it?
675
00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:54,789
You drag me here
in the middle of the night,
676
00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:56,624
almost get me killed on
that stupid scaffold,
677
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:58,418
and all you can say is, "That's funny"?
678
00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,336
But, boss, it's gotta be here someplace.
679
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:03,882
I could swear the kid put it
in one of these drawers, I'm tellin' ya.
680
00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:09,137
Wait a second.
I was washin' that window there.
681
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:12,140
I look through,
I see the kid workin' around here.
682
00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:13,808
It's funny.
683
00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:16,185
Will you quit sayin' funny
and find that formula!
684
00:48:16,269 --> 00:48:17,937
I'll find it, boss. I'll find it.
685
00:48:17,979 --> 00:48:19,647
You'd better. It's worth 50,000 bucks.
686
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:21,316
Now, start lookin'.
687
00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:22,692
- Shh!
- What?
688
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,485
What was that?
689
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,820
What?
690
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,160
Sounds like somebody snoring.
691
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,453
Don't be ridiculous.
692
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:37,957
Hey, maybe they got this joint bugged.
693
00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:40,668
You know how those security guys are.
694
00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:43,338
They're probably picking up
everything we say right now.
695
00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:47,300
That's it. We'd better get outta
here in a hurry, but quietly.
696
00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:49,844
But boss, wait a second.
You can't go out there.
697
00:48:49,928 --> 00:48:51,638
The place is loaded
with security guards.
698
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,306
Cookie, I'm takin' over now.
699
00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:57,018
We do it my way. I'm not followin' you
anymore. You're followin' me.
700
00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,519
Understand?
701
00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,565
Ah, whatever you say, boss.
702
00:49:03,483 --> 00:49:05,693
That's more like it. Come on.
703
00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,631
- I told you.
- Oh, shut up. Over here.
704
00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:37,725
- Cookie! Do something, stupid!
- Yeah.
705
00:49:40,103 --> 00:49:41,854
Wait a second, boss. I got it.
706
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:52,365
- Hurry up! Hurry up, will ya!
- I'm hurryin'!
707
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:56,411
- I'll handle the rope this time.
- But, boss...
708
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,912
Oh, shut up!
709
00:50:11,134 --> 00:50:12,552
The window.
710
00:50:26,858 --> 00:50:29,318
Well, you two
really botched things up.
711
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,738
I suppose you read this paper?
712
00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:34,449
Well, of course we read it.
Everyone in town read it.
713
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,243
Including Mr. Krinkle, and he's furious.
714
00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:39,537
Well, it looks like
we gotta go back there.
715
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,956
What do you mean, "Go back?"
We can't do that.
716
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,958
Those security guards'll be around there
like crazy.
717
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,003
I don't care what you do,
but get that formula!
718
00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:49,005
How are we gonna do that
unless we go...
719
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,798
Now, wait a minute.
720
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,263
There's only
one way I know of to get that formula.
721
00:50:57,805 --> 00:51:00,058
That's out of the head
of the kid who owns it.
722
00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:02,018
But boss, I know that kid.
723
00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:03,478
He couldn't remember all that stuff
724
00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,897
if he had the formula
right in front of his face.
725
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:08,149
Well, I'm not so sure about that.
726
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,902
Let's pick him up.
727
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,198
I know a certain Chinese gentleman
728
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:17,825
who can be a great help
in a case like this.
729
00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:28,002
Brutus?
730
00:51:31,089 --> 00:51:32,381
Here, boy!
731
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:45,520
Brutus?
732
00:51:48,648 --> 00:51:49,857
Brutus?
733
00:52:02,954 --> 00:52:05,456
Hey, kid, you lookin' for a dog?
734
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,958
I sure am.
735
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,835
Mr. Arno.
736
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:11,587
Well, gee, thanks a lot.
Where did you find him?
737
00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:15,007
Oh, he was wandering around
a few blocks down, so we picked him up.
738
00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:18,553
His address was on his collar. We were
just taking him there when we saw you.
739
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,847
You looked like you were
looking for a dog, so we stopped.
740
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,765
That sure was nice of you.
741
00:52:22,849 --> 00:52:25,309
You know, I don't care what
anybody says about you, Mr. Arno.
742
00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:27,770
Anyone who's that thoughtful about
dogs is a friend of mine.
743
00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:30,064
Think nothing about it, kid.
744
00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:33,234
- Thanks again.
- That's okay. Good night.
745
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,652
Good night.
746
00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:39,073
Aaah! Aaah!
747
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:41,909
All right, get in.
748
00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:46,914
Get outta here, ya mutt.
749
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,085
Come on, ya mutt! Get outta here!
750
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,648
Huh. Schuyler was so worried
about Brutus being lost.
751
00:53:12,732 --> 00:53:15,401
Really. You would've known he'd be
home before Schuyler would.
752
00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:22,783
Officer Hurley, this is Dean Higgins.
753
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:24,368
I want to report a kidnapping.
754
00:53:24,994 --> 00:53:26,245
A kidnapping.
755
00:53:26,287 --> 00:53:30,541
It's, uh, Richard Schuyler,
that boy genius from Medfield college.
756
00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:32,126
How do you know he's kidnapped?
757
00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:33,753
How do I know he's kidnapped?
758
00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:37,632
Because he's been out looking for his
dog for three hours. That's how I know.
759
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:42,803
Well, Dean Higgins, a boy looking for
his dog for three hours is not unusual.
760
00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:44,430
Well, it is when you consider
761
00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:47,683
that the dog has been back
for two hours and 45 minutes.
762
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:49,352
I'm sorry, Dean Higgins,
763
00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,437
but the department
can't get all ruffled over this.
764
00:53:51,479 --> 00:53:53,689
I do have a suggestion to make, though.
765
00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:55,066
What's that?
766
00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:59,779
Well, if the dog was lost and was able to
find his way home in 15 minutes,
767
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:02,365
why don't you send the
dog out to find the boy
768
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:05,076
and don't bother
the department about it? How's that?
769
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,703
I don't like it,
and I don't like your attitude.
770
00:54:07,787 --> 00:54:09,163
Let me speak to the chief.
771
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,332
I'm sorry, the chief is not available.
772
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,542
He is out addressing a Chinese dinner.
773
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,836
A Chinese dinner?
774
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,215
You mean, with all of these
vicious kidnappings going on,
775
00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:22,760
the chief of police of this city
is at a Chinese restaurant
776
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,471
stuffing his face with rice and noodles?
777
00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,431
Yes!
778
00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:30,017
Thank you. Thank you.
779
00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:33,437
I'm sure I don't need
to tell you gentlemen
780
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,815
that I didn't come
down here to Chinatown
781
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:39,151
just to stuff my face
full of rice and noodles.
782
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,862
Rice and nood...
783
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:44,031
Well, I...
784
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:47,994
In any event, they're very tasty.
My compliments to the chef.
785
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:52,373
No, I have more
important things to do than that.
786
00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:58,838
I'm down here, gentlemen, to talk to you
on behalf of our police department.
787
00:55:04,010 --> 00:55:05,428
Honest.
You gotta believe me.
788
00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:08,681
I don't know where the formula is, and I
don't know what's in the formula.
789
00:55:08,723 --> 00:55:12,101
Boss, I hate to do this,
but I gotta get rough with this kid.
790
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:15,229
Five minutes, I find out. It always works.
791
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:16,522
Honorable sir.
792
00:55:17,732 --> 00:55:20,109
I admire your enthusiasm,
793
00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:22,611
but this boy can never tell you
what is in the formula,
794
00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:24,739
because he thinks he doesn't know.
795
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,407
How do you know?
796
00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:28,993
I know.
797
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:30,536
You see, stupid? He knows.
798
00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:32,413
Now, will you shut up?
799
00:55:32,455 --> 00:55:36,250
In order to find truth,
I must put boy in deep sleep.
800
00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,545
Then he will tell us all he knows.
801
00:55:40,046 --> 00:55:42,798
Aw, boss, this guy's
gotta be kiddin'. Come on.
802
00:55:42,882 --> 00:55:44,300
Be patient.
803
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,889
You will see, my son.
804
00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,142
"My son"?
805
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,314
Where does he get off
calling me his son?
806
00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,566
- Maybe he likes you.
- Well, I don't like him.
807
00:56:00,608 --> 00:56:02,276
He gives me one of those complexions,
808
00:56:02,318 --> 00:56:04,445
like maybe I'm not
as smart as he is, or something.
809
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:07,114
He does, eh? I wonder why.
810
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,708
Now what's he gonna do?
811
00:56:21,796 --> 00:56:25,424
With your permission,
what you Americans call brainwash.
812
00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:27,176
Brainwash?
813
00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:28,969
Boss, I don't go
for this hocus-pocus stuff.
814
00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:30,429
Neither do I.
815
00:56:30,471 --> 00:56:32,306
Why don't we just go back
to the old-fashion method,
816
00:56:32,348 --> 00:56:33,974
belt the kid around
and get the information?
817
00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:36,310
Will you be quiet?
I'm paying Fong to do this.
818
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:41,982
Now will put boy in hypnotic trance.
819
00:56:42,525 --> 00:56:44,318
Cause deep sleep.
820
00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:48,322
Make patient feel very happy.
821
00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:51,075
Very happy's okay,
but what's with that needle there?
822
00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:53,369
Must use acupuncture.
823
00:56:53,828 --> 00:56:56,080
Fashionable today
among modern Chinese.
824
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,459
Mallet, please.
825
00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,634
This won't hurt, my son.
826
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,852
See? Patient happy.
827
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:21,439
You are very tired, my son.
828
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,942
Your eyes are heavy.
829
00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:29,864
You will sleep, you will be happy.
830
00:57:30,906 --> 00:57:34,702
And you will go into a deep, deep sleep.
831
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,665
When I snap my fingers,
832
00:57:39,707 --> 00:57:41,417
you will open your eyes,
833
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,794
and answer my questions,
834
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:46,547
though you will still be asleep.
835
00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:52,303
Hey, would you look at that.
836
00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:56,891
Remember, we are your friends.
837
00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:00,936
You shall tell us everything you know.
838
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:05,065
Everything. Right from the beginning.
839
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,444
Right from the beginning.
840
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:11,864
Oh, yes.
841
00:58:13,616 --> 00:58:15,326
Mary had a little lamb,
842
00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:17,828
whose fleece was white as snow.
843
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,205
What?
844
00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:21,790
Not quite that far back.
845
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:25,336
Tell us about the formula.
846
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,756
Do you remember what
847
00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,759
you put into your strength formula?
848
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,888
Oh, yes, I do remember what I put
849
00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:37,389
in my strength formula.
850
00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:39,183
Proceed, please.
851
00:58:39,642 --> 00:58:44,730
Unit consistency,
600 decagrams, thymine.
852
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:48,067
700 centigrams, calcium pentethemate.
853
00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:50,945
900 milligrams, niacin.
854
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:52,196
Not so fast!
855
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:55,824
450 centigrams, pyridoxine.
856
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:59,954
500 milligrams, pyridexamine.
857
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:07,795
What did he say? What did he say?
858
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,129
That must be all.
859
00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:11,924
There's got to be more than that.
860
00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:16,387
We shall see. Another needle, please.
861
00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:23,602
For the life of me I cannot understand
what has happened to that boy.
862
00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:26,313
Frankly, Dean Higgins,
I find it all very mystifying.
863
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,524
That could be him now.
864
00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:29,817
I hope so.
865
00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:30,943
Dean Higgins here.
866
00:59:31,277 --> 00:59:32,945
Harriet Crumply here.
867
00:59:32,987 --> 00:59:35,656
Oh, ha... Aunt Harriet.
868
00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:37,116
Uh, how are you?
869
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,660
Absolutely miserable.
870
00:59:39,994 --> 00:59:41,996
What seems to be
bothering you, aunt Harriet?
871
00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:45,499
I don't know.
Maybe it's just woman's intuition,
872
00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:49,211
but I have the strangest feeling.
873
00:59:49,295 --> 00:59:51,005
I can't pin it down.
874
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,467
Dean Higgins, is everything
going along all right?
875
00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:58,137
Everything is wonderful here.
876
00:59:58,387 --> 01:00:01,849
It's fine. I mean, uh,
wouldn't I have called you if it weren't?
877
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:06,228
Oh, good.
I'm glad to have your reassurances.
878
01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:09,440
You know,
everything I have is tied up in this.
879
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:12,860
If we were to lose,
I don't know what I'd do.
880
01:00:13,569 --> 01:00:17,364
No. Uh, well, frankly,
my future wouldn't look too bright either.
881
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,074
Well, good.
882
01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:21,493
I'm glad there's nothing
to worry about then.
883
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:23,912
Good night, Dean Higgins.
884
01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:27,041
Good night, Aunt Harriet.
885
01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:33,005
Is there anything else, my son?
886
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:36,550
And one piece of pizza.
887
01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:43,849
Must admit, very unusual
ingredients for medical formula.
888
01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:48,270
However, ways of western
people I not quite understand.
889
01:00:48,354 --> 01:00:50,064
Sounds crazy to me too.
890
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:52,566
Well, what else
can you expect from this dopey kid?
891
01:00:52,608 --> 01:00:55,486
He's come up with a formula that's
just screwy enough to work.
892
01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:57,363
Come on. Let's get this over to Harry.
893
01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,698
That Krinkle cereal guy is waitin' for it.
894
01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:03,369
Now, wait a second, boss.
We gotta take care of the kid here.
895
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,912
He can identify us.
896
01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:09,083
Young man will be unable
to identify anyone.
897
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:12,252
He will remember
only what I tell him to remember,
898
01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:15,005
will do only what I tell him to do.
899
01:01:15,464 --> 01:01:17,716
Good. I trust you, Fong.
900
01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:19,677
See that he gets home
as soon as possible,
901
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,637
and make sure he doesn't
remember anything.
902
01:01:22,096 --> 01:01:24,807
Just give Cookie
and me a minute to get out of here.
903
01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:33,691
My son,
904
01:01:33,774 --> 01:01:37,111
you will awake when I clap my hands.
905
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:42,199
When you do,
you will remember nothing.
906
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:45,452
You will not remember
where you have been,
907
01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:47,705
nor what has happened to you.
908
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:51,792
All you will know
is that your little dog is home,
909
01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:53,877
and he is looking for you.
910
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:56,130
He needs you.
911
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:59,508
You must hurry to him. He is lonesome.
912
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:04,430
You must get home as fast as you can.
913
01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:08,016
Take the first means
of transportation you see.
914
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,604
Thank you.
Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you.
915
01:02:13,188 --> 01:02:16,734
I'll be very happy
to come down again any time at all, but...
916
01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:18,986
Right now
I'm afraid it's getting a little late.
917
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:21,280
I've got to be along back to my office.
918
01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:24,074
There are many
pressing duties awaiting for me there.
919
01:02:24,158 --> 01:02:27,202
So, just at the moment
I'll say good night all, or...
920
01:02:27,286 --> 01:02:30,706
Ah! Better than that, er, uh, "saranola."
921
01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:32,791
Is that Chinese?
922
01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,668
What? No. Forget it.
923
01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:36,837
How about just one more picture, chief?
924
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,839
With the official committee,
and your men, of course.
925
01:02:38,881 --> 01:02:41,300
Why not? All right, men.
926
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,510
Over here. Chop-chop.
927
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,722
Picture time. Eccles. Winwood.
928
01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:49,099
All right, Melzer. Oh! Hoppins, Hoppins.
929
01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:52,728
I think I left my gloves inside,
on the table of the restaurant.
930
01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:55,522
Would you be kind
enough to get them for me, huh?
931
01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:58,358
There we are. Ah, now, huh?
932
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,196
Any friend of the friendly
sons of St. Pat... Confucius.
933
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,490
Uh, right? Here we go, gentlemen.
934
01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,867
- Hmm? There we are, now.
- Excuse me.
935
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,411
I have to go home to my dog.
He's waiting for me.
936
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,247
Sonny, will you get out of here?
Can't you...
937
01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:15,250
His dog. His dog is waiting for him.
938
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,128
Huh? You know, man's best friend?
939
01:03:18,212 --> 01:03:20,380
Very loyal. Fine, son.
You go right ahead.
940
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:23,217
Go right along. A fine, upstanding boy.
941
01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:25,969
All right, here we go now. All set?
942
01:03:26,053 --> 01:03:28,680
Okay. Everybody say, "chow mein."
943
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:30,641
Chow mein.
944
01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:40,400
You must get home as fast as you can.
945
01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:44,279
Take the first means
of transportation you see.
946
01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:09,263
That crazy kid took my car! Mount up.
947
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,265
After him. Everybody!
948
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:13,559
Mount up and get that crazy kid!
949
01:04:13,976 --> 01:04:16,812
Get on the radio.
Emergency. Call headquarters.
950
01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:19,731
I want an APB sent out on that kid.
951
01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:33,161
All right, Winwood,
burn rubber to headquarters.
952
01:04:33,245 --> 01:04:35,163
Huh? Oh, hold it just a second.
953
01:04:35,747 --> 01:04:37,624
Fine example of young America.
954
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:40,168
Confucius say, "joy gin."
955
01:04:41,587 --> 01:04:44,923
Oh! Ah! Ah! Wait!
956
01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:55,350
Chief, your gloves!
957
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:58,395
Forget the gloves, you idiot!
958
01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:00,480
Shoot me down!
959
01:05:02,691 --> 01:05:04,151
Chief?
960
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,988
It's been almost five hours.
I know Schuyler real well.
961
01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:10,115
He's just not the type
of guy that would go wandering off
962
01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:12,534
for that length of time
without at least phoning somebody.
963
01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:15,329
Officer, you're not listening to me.
964
01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:17,164
Maybe you'll listen to me.
965
01:05:17,623 --> 01:05:20,667
What?
Well, of course this is Dean Higgins.
966
01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,794
Wants to know if it...
Who else would it be?
967
01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:25,380
But Dean Higgins,
a boy out looking for his...
968
01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:26,882
You should have sent
someone out here by now.
969
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:31,345
Well, I know he's on his way,
but so is Christmas.
970
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:33,472
Wait a minute.
I think I hear someone now.
971
01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:36,516
Could he have picked up
a friend on the way?
972
01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,226
Sounds like he's picked up a couple of...
973
01:05:38,310 --> 01:05:41,521
Listen, I better get some satisfaction.
I've waited long enough.
974
01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:45,359
Ridiculous. I hate to tear
down the police department, boys,
975
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,069
but we have a young fella kidnapped.
976
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,571
They could at least
send one person out here.
977
01:05:49,655 --> 01:05:53,867
But it's the same old story. There is
never a cop around when you need one.
978
01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,541
Brutus?
979
01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:04,544
Brutus?
980
01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:07,756
Brutus.
981
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,385
- Brutus?
- On the ground!
982
01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,143
Hi, Brutus.
983
01:06:23,981 --> 01:06:25,732
I'm sorry about the bail money.
984
01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:28,068
Oh, sorry.
Sorry doesn't feed the bulldog.
985
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:31,655
And you're paying me
that money back. One hundred dollars!
986
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:35,659
Can you imagine, Quigley, paying $100
for some shenanigans like...
987
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,494
What I don't understand, Schuyler,
988
01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:40,580
is what you were doing
in a Chinese restaurant.
989
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:43,041
I don't understand either.
I don't remember anything.
990
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:45,043
Didn't happen to
talk to anyone, did you?
991
01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:46,586
I don't think so.
992
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:49,381
- He doesn't think so.
- Well, think hard.
993
01:06:49,548 --> 01:06:52,968
You didn't happen to talk to anyone
about anything important, did you?
994
01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:55,721
- Important?
- He means about the formula.
995
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:57,848
Oh, of course not.
Don't worry about the formula.
996
01:06:57,931 --> 01:06:59,599
I got that all locked away up here.
997
01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:04,479
Up with Krinkle!
Down with Crumply!
998
01:07:04,563 --> 01:07:09,317
Up with Krinkle! Down with Crumply!
999
01:07:09,443 --> 01:07:11,778
Up with Krinkle! Down with Crumply!
1000
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:15,741
All right, all right.
1001
01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:20,495
Cereal history is about to be made.
1002
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:34,301
Gentlemen, it works. I feel the blood
rushing through my veins.
1003
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:38,096
It makes me feel
so young, so strong, so, so, uh...
1004
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:41,767
- Vibrant?
- You got it, Becker. That's it.
1005
01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:43,477
Vibrant!
1006
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:45,979
Ah! Feel that!
1007
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:49,858
Feel it! Feel it!
Don't hold back! Feel it!
1008
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,943
Feel it!
1009
01:07:52,486 --> 01:07:55,322
Enough! You'll wrinkle the suit.
1010
01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:57,115
And now, what to do?
1011
01:07:57,157 --> 01:08:00,660
Sir, with your strength, if I were you,
I'd do just whatever I wanted.
1012
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,997
Aha! Good thinking, Mertons.
1013
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:06,333
I know exactly what I want to do,
1014
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:09,336
what I've wanted to do for years.
1015
01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:16,259
Great-grandfather Krinkle,
I'm so sick of you sitting there,
1016
01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:19,513
looking down at me,
watching everything I do.
1017
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,973
Not that! Not our founder!
1018
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,518
Oh, yeah. I guess you're right.
1019
01:08:25,102 --> 01:08:27,771
Excuse me, great-grandfather.
I lost my head.
1020
01:08:28,647 --> 01:08:30,774
So you think you're number one, huh?
1021
01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:32,192
- Do you?
- Yes!
1022
01:08:32,234 --> 01:08:34,528
- Do we deserve to be number one?
- Yes!
1023
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:37,155
We've gotta prove it.
You think we can prove it, men?
1024
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:39,908
- You can do it!
- I know, men, I know. I'll...
1025
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,870
The weights.
No, no, no. They're too easy.
1026
01:08:43,912 --> 01:08:46,456
The lights! Ah, that would be silly.
1027
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:49,793
Ah! I have it.
We all know that Dean Wiggins
1028
01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:53,505
split that cheap tabletop
of Harriet Crumply's with a karate chop.
1029
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,757
Can I do less with this?
1030
01:08:55,841 --> 01:08:57,259
Perfect!
1031
01:08:57,342 --> 01:09:01,263
Gentlemen, stand back
and watch out for splinters.
1032
01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:09,479
Ha! Ooh!
1033
01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:13,066
Ooh! Ooh, that... Ooh!
1034
01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:20,782
- Forty-eight five, forty-nine...
- Forty-eight five, forty-nine...
1035
01:09:20,866 --> 01:09:23,493
- ...forty-nine five...
- ...forty-nine five...
1036
01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:25,287
- Fifty G's.
- Fifty G's!
1037
01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:27,455
Cookie, we're on top again!
1038
01:09:27,539 --> 01:09:29,749
Good news. That must be him now.
1039
01:09:32,419 --> 01:09:34,921
Hello. It's him.
1040
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,549
Hello, Mr. Krinkle. How are you?
1041
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,093
What do you mean, it didn't work?
1042
01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:41,928
Well, it didn't work!
1043
01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:44,014
And I can prove it!
1044
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:48,810
- I can't believe that.
- Well, believe this.
1045
01:09:48,894 --> 01:09:52,480
If Medfield wins that weight lifting
contest, we're all gonna be through.
1046
01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:56,776
Can you imagine those skinny punks
defeating a great team like State?
1047
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,613
- Why, it's ridiculous!
- Yes, it is ridiculous.
1048
01:10:01,281 --> 01:10:04,117
Wait a minute. It really is ridiculous.
1049
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:06,745
Look, Mr. Krinkle,
1050
01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:10,540
if the formula doesn't work,
it's all the better.
1051
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:14,294
If it doesn't work for us,
it doesn't work for them.
1052
01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:17,923
It just means
that Harriet Crumply will be destroyed.
1053
01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:21,134
She'll have a bunch of weaklings
eating her cereal on TV
1054
01:10:21,218 --> 01:10:23,803
with the formula in it.
1055
01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:27,015
Now, what if the sure winner,
1056
01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,767
the greatest
weight lifting team in America
1057
01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:33,521
was seen eating Krinkle Crunch
cereal just before the match?
1058
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,816
What would that do for us
on national TV? Huh?
1059
01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:40,487
He likes it.
1060
01:10:41,363 --> 01:10:42,781
Yes, I can handle it.
1061
01:10:43,198 --> 01:10:45,909
Oh, and Mr. Krinkle? Try and be there.
1062
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:48,078
You'll love every minute of it.
1063
01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:50,580
Love every minute of it.
1064
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,627
No, no, no. I'll take care of
this until after the match.
1065
01:10:55,669 --> 01:10:58,713
But why?
I just heard you tell him he had it made.
1066
01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:00,590
I mean, what could happen?
1067
01:11:00,674 --> 01:11:04,261
Probably nothing, but you better have
some boys lined up, just in case.
1068
01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:06,179
Medfield had
the right formula once before.
1069
01:11:06,221 --> 01:11:08,098
Let's make sure they don't get it again.
1070
01:11:11,059 --> 01:11:12,978
I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be a cinch.
1071
01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:15,855
You guys saw me when I lifted that real
heavy guy in Dean Higgins's office.
1072
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,440
- He was like a feather.
- Yeah!
1073
01:11:17,524 --> 01:11:19,234
And remember the look
on Dean Higgins's face?
1074
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:20,860
- Yeah.
- And the basketball backboard?
1075
01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:23,571
I really can't take any credit for it.
1076
01:11:23,655 --> 01:11:25,532
Schuyler, it's your cereal. It's terrific!
1077
01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:27,993
The second you guys eat the stuff,
you're gonna feel like giants!
1078
01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:30,537
Yeah, I can hardly wait
to get that stuff in my stomach!
1079
01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:33,498
We'll murder those guys!
Come on! Let's go!
1080
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,629
Well, good afternoon, gentlemen.
1081
01:11:39,713 --> 01:11:41,256
Good afternoon.
1082
01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:43,049
I'm warning you, Higgins.
1083
01:11:43,091 --> 01:11:47,304
You've been dragging us out to these
foolish events for the last 30 years,
1084
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:49,222
and you never had a winner.
1085
01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:50,765
This is your last chance.
1086
01:11:50,849 --> 01:11:52,559
I'm sick of it! Sick of...
1087
01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:55,186
We're all sick of it, Higgins.
1088
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:58,106
Well, uh, gentlemen, Regent Appleby,
1089
01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:01,109
I think I can assure you,
you won't be sick this afternoon.
1090
01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:03,987
I'm tellin' you for the last time,
1091
01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:05,572
you better have a winner!
1092
01:12:06,114 --> 01:12:07,657
You can say that again, Appleby.
1093
01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:10,285
I'm tellin' you
for the last time, Higgins,
1094
01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:12,871
you better have a winner!
1095
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,416
Well, ladies and gentlemen
of TV land, it looks like
1096
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:20,086
we're about to begin this
much-publicized match of the century.
1097
01:12:20,170 --> 01:12:22,922
And now,
sponsored by Aunt Harriet Crumply
1098
01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,259
and her new vitamin-enriched
cereal super formula "X, "
1099
01:12:26,343 --> 01:12:29,346
we present the Medfield Wildcats!
1100
01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:35,643
And sponsored by Horatio Krinkle,
1101
01:12:35,727 --> 01:12:38,438
and nurtured
by the world-famous Krinkle Krunch,
1102
01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:42,275
we proudly present
the national champion State team!
1103
01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:49,783
You know, on the surface
this does look like a terrible mismatch.
1104
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,117
Doesn't it, Harry?
1105
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:55,163
Yes, but we know better,
don't we, Quigley?
1106
01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:57,457
Good luck.
1107
01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:18,103
I'm not sure whether
we're having a weight lifting match
1108
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,813
or a cereal-eating contest.
1109
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:36,413
We'll murder those guys!
Let's go get 'em!
1110
01:13:44,838 --> 01:13:46,673
- Hey, you comin', Dexter?
- Uh...
1111
01:13:47,715 --> 01:13:49,509
Uh, yeah. I'll be right with you.
1112
01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:51,302
Is something wrong?
1113
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:54,973
Huh? Uh, no. Nothin' at all.
1114
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:57,350
Good! I feel great!
1115
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,522
There will be
a two-minute warm-up
1116
01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:05,191
before the competition begins.
1117
01:14:07,694 --> 01:14:10,738
Breathe!
Get up there! Good! Come on! Let's go!
1118
01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,286
- What's the matter, Dexter?
- Plenty.
1119
01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:18,872
Professor, we got trouble.
1120
01:14:19,581 --> 01:14:21,875
- The formula doesn't work.
- Doesn't work?
1121
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,295
Dexter, how can you say it doesn't work?
Look at them.
1122
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:29,424
Yeah, look at 'em.
They're just carried away.
1123
01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:32,469
They're just psyched up, I'm tellin'
you, but they're not any stronger.
1124
01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:34,304
Schuyler, you didn't
change anything, did ya?
1125
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:37,015
- No, I'm sure I didn't.
- It's just not the same.
1126
01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:40,560
It isn't? Well, gee, I can't understand
what could've gone wrong.
1127
01:14:41,269 --> 01:14:43,271
It's missing something.
1128
01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:46,149
No smoke, no nothin'.
1129
01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:47,984
Dexter, what do you think is wrong?
1130
01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:50,403
I just don't know. It's...
1131
01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:52,906
Wait a minute.
1132
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:55,408
The acid taste.
1133
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:57,368
It had an acid taste before.
1134
01:14:57,410 --> 01:15:00,914
But a vitamin formula like mine wouldn't
have an acid taste. That's impossible.
1135
01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:07,795
You're right. A vitamin formula
wouldn't, but mine would.
1136
01:15:07,879 --> 01:15:09,714
It had a definite acid taste.
1137
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:13,343
That day half of my formula
was missing.
1138
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:14,761
What day was that?
1139
01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:17,430
The day all that stuff
got knocked over in the lab.
1140
01:15:17,931 --> 01:15:19,390
The day the cow gave all the milk.
1141
01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:22,268
That was the day
before I ate the cereal and got strong.
1142
01:15:22,644 --> 01:15:24,938
Schuyler, somehow my formula
got mixed up in the cereal.
1143
01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:28,024
It was my formula that
gave it the strength, not the vitamins.
1144
01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,944
You mean my formula
didn't have anything to do with it?
1145
01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:35,281
I don't know, Schuyler. All I do know is
that we don't have the right formula now,
1146
01:15:35,365 --> 01:15:37,575
and if we want to win,
I'd better get the right one in a hurry.
1147
01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:41,246
Good. I'm glad you're doing something
about it. By all means, get going.
1148
01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:44,457
Will all
contestants clear the floor, please.
1149
01:15:44,499 --> 01:15:48,086
- Give me the keys to your car.
- I ran out of gas just as we got here.
1150
01:15:48,545 --> 01:15:52,006
- How about yours, Professor?
- No. I came over with Dean Higgins.
1151
01:15:52,090 --> 01:15:53,508
The first contestant for state...
1152
01:15:53,591 --> 01:15:54,592
Dean Higgins?
1153
01:15:54,676 --> 01:15:59,222
...attempting 250 pounds,
Ambrose Joykowski.
1154
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:05,937
Arno, this is Harry. You got the guys?
1155
01:16:06,396 --> 01:16:08,189
Okay. Here's what you do.
1156
01:16:08,273 --> 01:16:10,275
Dexter Riley is one of our contestants.
1157
01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:13,319
- Say hello to the nice gentlemen, Dexter.
- Hi.
1158
01:16:13,361 --> 01:16:16,322
Dean, I need the...
Could I have the keys to your car?
1159
01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:19,993
One of our better students too.
The keys to the car? Certainly.
1160
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:21,411
Thanks, Dean.
1161
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:25,039
Oh, that Dexter Riley.
Been around here a long time.
1162
01:16:25,123 --> 01:16:28,543
He's a senior now, but I remember
when he first came to apply.
1163
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:32,672
He came to me personally. He said,
"Dean, can I have the keys to your car?"
1164
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:35,300
Well, naturally, I said no, because the...
1165
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:38,177
The keys to my car!
1166
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,347
He's got the keys to my car!
1167
01:16:42,307 --> 01:16:46,644
If that lunatic so much as scratches
one bit of paint on that car, I'll...
1168
01:16:50,023 --> 01:16:52,734
Uh, nice boy, that Dexter.
1169
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,612
Nice boy. See him? Nice.
1170
01:16:56,029 --> 01:16:58,031
Won't be the same when he graduates.
1171
01:17:18,635 --> 01:17:23,222
For Medfield,
attempting 275 pounds,
1172
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:26,476
will be Peter "Porky" Peterson.
1173
01:17:28,061 --> 01:17:31,898
Two hundred seventy-five pounds.
He'll rip that off easy.
1174
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,858
Yeah. We'll be ahead already.
1175
01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:40,239
What is that thing?
He's not liftin' weights for us.
1176
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,908
Uh, is he?
1177
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,577
As you in TV land will notice,
1178
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:46,829
the Medfield contestant
is a little bit out of shape,
1179
01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:49,082
but don't let that fool you.
1180
01:17:49,123 --> 01:17:52,126
Remember, the cardinal
rule of any sport.
1181
01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:54,420
It's not the muscle you have,
but how you use it.
1182
01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:05,848
Higgins, what's he doing now?
This is embarrassing.
1183
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,222
Atta boy, Porky, take it easy.
1184
01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:50,268
It's okay, Porky.
Everything's gonna be all right.
1185
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:01,988
Gone. Everything's gone.
1186
01:19:04,532 --> 01:19:08,911
I'm sorry, Aunt Harriet.
I just don't know what happened.
1187
01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:15,460
For State,
attempting 275 pounds...
1188
01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,295
Oh, leave me alone!
1189
01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:19,797
...will be Sam Nicoletti.
1190
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:24,427
- Professor Quigley?
- Uh, yeah, Hector?
1191
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:27,430
Well, you know,
since the cereal thing didn't work,
1192
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,517
we were just wondering
if maybe you might be interested
1193
01:19:31,601 --> 01:19:33,060
in, uh, an honorable surrender.
1194
01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:35,271
Sit down, Hector.
1195
01:19:36,898 --> 01:19:38,858
Now, look, you guys,
1196
01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:41,360
let's get one thing straight.
1197
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:43,529
This meet is not over yet.
1198
01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:47,241
- It isn't?
- I've never seen anything more over.
1199
01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:53,498
So then Yablonski
of State pressed 350 pounds.
1200
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:55,124
Then it was Medfield's turn again.
1201
01:20:10,765 --> 01:20:14,727
Hey, kid, we appreciate
you keepin' the speed down,
1202
01:20:14,811 --> 01:20:17,647
but don't you think
this is being a little bit ridiculous?
1203
01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:20,858
Uh, I'm sorry, but I can't go any faster.
1204
01:20:28,908 --> 01:20:32,745
The next contestant for Medfield
is Slither Roth, who will lift...
1205
01:20:32,829 --> 01:20:35,748
That is try to lift 100 pounds.
1206
01:20:39,544 --> 01:20:41,254
It looks like they've
changed their strategy.
1207
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,256
They're going
down in weight instead of up.
1208
01:20:48,427 --> 01:20:50,346
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
once again we have
1209
01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:53,975
a Medfield contestant who
doesn't look overly strong,
1210
01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:56,102
but he does look
like he has a lot of confidence.
1211
01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,437
I admire that. Don't you?
1212
01:21:54,994 --> 01:21:56,996
He did it!
1213
01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:11,886
His muscles seem to have frozen.
He can't let go of the barbell.
1214
01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:21,354
Let go of it!
1215
01:22:24,357 --> 01:22:26,025
Ooh! Ohhh!
1216
01:23:14,115 --> 01:23:15,574
That's the acid taste.
1217
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:25,668
AJ Arno. What are you...
1218
01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:28,838
Okay, Dexter, we'll take that formula.
1219
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:33,926
Uh, why?
1220
01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:36,220
It doesn't even work.
1221
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:38,139
See?
1222
01:23:38,472 --> 01:23:41,100
Oh, that's all right.
We'll take it anyway.
1223
01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:43,019
Go get it, boys.
1224
01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:28,564
- Ah!
- It's you.
1225
01:24:28,981 --> 01:24:30,441
You leave me alone, young man.
1226
01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:32,902
You were behind this
all the time, weren't ya?
1227
01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:34,820
I'm warning you, young man.
Now, you let me go.
1228
01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,282
Hey, fellas!
1229
01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:41,494
Here's your captain!
1230
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,626
Strike!
1231
01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:51,879
Yaah!
1232
01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:01,347
Yaaaah!
1233
01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:07,103
And now for Medfield's
last contestant and last hope,
1234
01:25:07,186 --> 01:25:08,646
Dexter Riley.
1235
01:25:08,687 --> 01:25:10,314
In order for Medfield to win,
1236
01:25:10,356 --> 01:25:13,484
Dexter will have to lift over 1100 pounds.
1237
01:25:14,193 --> 01:25:15,694
What do you mean,
he's out for equipment repair?
1238
01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:18,531
He's gonna need more
than equipment repair to lift that thing.
1239
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:25,162
The referee is allowing
Dexter Riley exactly four minutes.
1240
01:25:25,204 --> 01:25:28,374
Four minutes?
How can I get there in four minutes?
1241
01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:11,393
I don't know what's
happened with you kids,
1242
01:27:11,477 --> 01:27:14,313
but you sure change
your drivin' habits fast.
1243
01:27:14,939 --> 01:27:17,024
Let me have your operator's license.
1244
01:27:17,107 --> 01:27:19,652
Uh, I'm afraid I left it
in my clothes back at the gym.
1245
01:27:19,777 --> 01:27:21,987
That just makes it worse, kid.
1246
01:27:22,404 --> 01:27:24,657
Hope you got license
plates on this thing.
1247
01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:28,244
- Well...
- Charley, wipe that off, will you?
1248
01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:31,330
Now I see
we're down to our final two minutes.
1249
01:27:31,372 --> 01:27:34,541
Now, if Dexter Riley doesn't appear
and perform by that time,
1250
01:27:35,042 --> 01:27:36,543
it will be all over.
1251
01:27:36,627 --> 01:27:38,128
Two minutes?
1252
01:27:41,131 --> 01:27:42,925
I'm sorry. I gotta go!
1253
01:27:53,519 --> 01:27:56,230
- Where is that kid?
- Don't yell at me!
1254
01:27:56,313 --> 01:28:00,818
I told you, he's out for,
uh, uh, equipment repair.
1255
01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:02,861
Why don't you call this whole farce off?
1256
01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:05,239
That kid's not out for equipment repairs,
and you know it.
1257
01:28:05,322 --> 01:28:08,450
- Let's face it. He's run out on you.
- How dare you!
1258
01:28:08,534 --> 01:28:11,704
If Dean Wiggins says the boy is
out for equipment repairs,
1259
01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,873
the boy is out for equipment repairs.
1260
01:28:14,915 --> 01:28:16,166
Right, Wiggins?
1261
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:19,003
- Higgins, not wiggins! Higgins!
- Higgins!
1262
01:28:30,389 --> 01:28:32,391
- My car.
- Don't worry about it, Dean.
1263
01:28:32,433 --> 01:28:34,393
It's just a question
of replacing a few parts.
1264
01:28:34,435 --> 01:28:36,895
The only thing left is Annabelle.
1265
01:28:37,563 --> 01:28:42,776
Dexter Riley,
attempting 1111 pounds.
1266
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:21,899
Oh, no. It's going!
1267
01:29:23,984 --> 01:29:26,070
I gotta get some more cereal, ref.
1268
01:29:31,492 --> 01:29:33,369
Hurry up, kid.
You haven't got much time!
1269
01:29:33,452 --> 01:29:35,412
- I'm all set now, ref.
- What was that?
1270
01:29:35,454 --> 01:29:38,082
That's Dexter Riley. He's a member
of our weight lifting team.
1271
01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:50,636
It's working, Dexter.
1272
01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:55,140
Come on! Ooh! Come on!
1273
01:30:26,255 --> 01:30:29,216
He did it! He did it!
Medfield's won the meet!
1274
01:30:29,299 --> 01:30:32,094
Dexter Riley is
the strongest man in the world!
1275
01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:11,383
We are number one!
Hey! We are number one! Hey!
1276
01:31:11,425 --> 01:31:15,387
We are number one! Hey!
We are number one! Hey!
1277
01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:19,099
We are number one! Hey!
We are number one! Hey!
1278
01:31:19,183 --> 01:31:26,398
We are number one! Hey!
We are number one! Hey!
1279
01:31:26,523 --> 01:31:27,900
We are number one! Hey!
We are number one! Hey!
1280
01:31:29,485 --> 01:31:34,156
We are number one! Hey!
We are number one! Hey!
1281
01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:41,538
We are number one! Hey!
We are number one! Hey!
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