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It's always bad
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when you have a messy breakup
with someone at work,
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especially when that someone
is Jody Kimball-Kinney...
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a man whose pride is easily wounded.
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Plus, he's the king
of dragging things out.
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The awkward moments,
the stilted conversations,
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that nagging feeling that I've
heard is called "guilt."
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Oh, come...
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But it's been a couple months,
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and even I don't drag
things out this long.
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I'm starting to wonder...
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will things ever go back to normal?
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This is exciting.
It's been such a long time
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since we've taken
Later Baby to a college.
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[clears throat]
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Are you sure you wouldn't
rather do this one on your own?
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Bowdoin College is in Maine.
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No Kimball-Kinney has
been that far north.
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What if I wander to Canada
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and they force free health care on me?
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Huh? Okay, you're going to Maine.
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And who knows? Maybe you'll fall in love
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with, like, a beautiful
lighthouse keeper's daughter,
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and we find out she was
a ghost the whole time.
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[scoffs]
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[groans] Oh, God, I'm gonna sneeze.
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- [sneezes]
- Ugh, Morgan, those T-shirts
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- are worth more than your life.
- I'm so sorry, I...
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I picked up a little bug,
which bit me, and now
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- I'm a little sick.
- But you're well enough
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to go to Maine, right?
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Good. I'm totally good.
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It's actually... it's kind of
a high-profile illness.
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You might've read about it
in "TIME" magazine.
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Xenophobia? I have that, too!
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Oh, no, Morgan. Do you have Zika?
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Yep, Zika, boom. But it's not contagious
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unless you have sex,
so let's go... let's go
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get some young women pregnant. [coughs]
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Looks like it's just you and me, Mindy.
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- Hmm.
- Oh, God.
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[groans]
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Morgan, what are you still doing here?
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The CDC and me told you to go home.
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Your sweat dissolved one of our chairs.
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- Okay, you got to help me up.
- Come on, man.
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Thank you, Tamra.
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[coughing]
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Why is it always me who gets sick?
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'Cause you share a bed
with ten wet dogs.
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- [sniffs]
- You're fine.
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[hip-hop music]
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm excited you're going to Maine.
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Oh, remember, if you see Stephen King,
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you got to get me his autograph.
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No, I hate that guy.
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He's the reason I had blood dumped on me
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at three separate school dances.
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Hey, I wanted to ask you something.
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You remember my ex-wife,
Patricia, right?
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Mm-hmm, the beautiful
African-American woman
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that you have a child with?
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- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah, that one.
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So she's moving
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back to New Jersey to be
closer to Lindsay,
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and I was wondering
if she could stay at my house
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for a few days only
until she gets her own place,
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but I just wanted to make sure
that was okay with you.
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Oh, yeah, no, I love that kind of thing.
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- That sounds great.
- Great, don't worry.
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We will have separate bedrooms,
we won't even hang out,
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and I'm gonna wear that Marvel
cologne that women hate...
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Stan Lee's Invincible.
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Okay. Just text me every 10 minutes.
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No, wait, that's crazy.
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We'll just stay on the phone
the whole time.
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Hey, you got to trust me, Mindy.
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I do trust you.
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I mean, if you can trust me with
your email password,
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then I can trust you with this.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Hello. If you could all look up
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from the work you're not doing,
I have an announcement.
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Everyone, this is my husband, Tim.
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He was in the neighborhood
getting out of jury duty.
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You know what I went with? Racist.
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Wait, you're Doctor Z's husband?
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I know, can you believe it?
I don't know how I managed
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to convince a woman like this
to marry me.
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Oh, yeah, I'm kidding.
I do know how I did it.
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I'm totally rich.
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Oh, Tim, that reminds me.
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Don't forget dinner tonight
with the McDucks.
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Yes, uh, just a second.
No, honey, I-I can't make that.
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A-a work thing just came up.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, at least this means
I can make my board meeting
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for the Audubon Society.
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We're choosing
our birds for the calendar.
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It's going to be a total shitshow.
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[chuckles] Ah, well,
I'm off to catch the subway.
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Just kidding. Can you imagine?
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[clears throat] All right, I love you.
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Thank you.
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Okay, I saw something
hella shady last night,
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but I promised myself I wouldn't
spread gossip anymore.
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But I never said I wouldn't sing it.
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I was up in the club,
poppin' bottles like, whoa
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Saw Dr. Z's husband
grindin' up on some ho
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Dr. Z's husband was cheating?
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She's too hot to be cheated on.
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Does he hate beauty?
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So we haven't really caught up lately.
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Any special ladies in your life?
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Oh, nothing I feel like discussing.
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This is a work trip.
Let's just stick to work topics.
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Okay, anyone cute at the
hospital you have your eye on?
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Oh, my God, did you see
Nurse Kim's new rack?
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They feel very natural.
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I don't mean like that.
I mean work, you know.
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Dr. Ledreau showed me
a very new, interesting
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laparoscopic technique yesterday.
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No, that's educational.
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I went to school for, like, 20 years,
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I'm done with that ish.
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Mindy, I'm sorry,
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but I really do not wish
to discuss matters of the heart.
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I want to just focus on my driving,
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try not to hit any deer or Stephen King.
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You just look at your phone.
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Fine.
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[ripping]
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Anna here are the ultrasounds
for Mrs. Rosen.
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Ooh, are you tearing up strips
for papier-m?ch??
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No, tearing up paper
is a coping mechanism
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my psychiatrist taught me.
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Right.
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So the strips are up for grabs
for papier-m?ch??
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Jeremy, what does it mean
for a straight man with a wife
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to not come home
several nights in a row?
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Oh.
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Well, we needn't always
assume the worst.
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Father used to disappear for weeks,
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but he would always come back
with an ivory chessman for me,
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and one time a half-Vietnamese boy
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I was supposed to treat like a brother.
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That wasn't as comforting
as I hoped it would be.
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Look, Anna, you know I like
to see the best in people,
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but if this fish stinks,
it's probably rotten.
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Right.
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Well, thank you for being so direct.
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Whew, that was really hard.
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Us English people are not
good at being direct, yeah,
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unless you lay a finger
on our Falkland Islands.
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Well, please take
as much paper as you'd like.
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Thank you. I didn't
want to pressure you.
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Okay, whoa.
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What up? It's your boy.
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Zika Diary day two.
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If I don't make it, I...
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I want you to tell
Grandmother I love her.
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- Ugh.
- More importantly...
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- [cell phone beeps]
- Watch my dad sink this putt.
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Here we go, you watching?
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It's Ben and Lindsay playing mini golf.
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This is how it's done.
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Oh!
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- Ben, stop! You're cheating!
- Who's cheating?
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- You... you just cheated.
- Yeah, Dad, you're cheating.
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[cell phone beeps]
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All right.
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Are you okay?
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It's nothing. I'm fine.
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All right.
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Ben promised me
that he wasn't gonna hang out
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with his ex-wife,
and he's spending time with her.
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They're playing mini golf.
It's frickin' adorable.
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He knows I'm not
athletic enough for that.
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Well, she is the child's mother.
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There's no reason to be suspicious.
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- Yeah?
- What does she look like?
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Oh, damn. Girl can get it.
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- Hey.
- I'm sorry.
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Uh, look, there's nothing
you can do about it right now.
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If it'll take your mind off of things,
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I'm willing to lift both
of my objections to you driving.
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Yeah, maybe I should drive.
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Plus, if I'm not driving,
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I can partake in a little refreshment.
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Oh, my God,
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If I fall asleep
and my hand goes down my pants,
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do not worry... it is not sexual.
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I'm just instinctually
protecting the family line.
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What's up? It's your boy.
Little Zika update.
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So I died for a little bit,
because I saw a bright light,
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and I felt this bony hand
on my shoulder,
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and it wasn't Grandma this time.
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- [cell phone beeps]
- That was really good, Morgan.
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Let's just keep rolling,
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and I'm just gonna rattle off
some will and testament stuff.
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[cell phone beeps]
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I'm gonna leave all my dogs to you, Tam.
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You got to take care of all of them,
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love them like they were your own.
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- Hi, guys.
- What up, Colette?
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How was work? What happened?
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She didn't tell you?
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Tamra caught Anna's husband
cheating on her.
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- What?
- Ooh...
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Wait, were you filming that?
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- I am, and...
- [beep]
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Oh, I think I just posted it.
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What?
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Delete it before WikiLeaks gets it.
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I can't. It already reposted
on HuffPost Divorce.
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She didn't tell you?
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Tamra caught Anna's husband
cheating on her.
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- Oh, my God!
- [tires squeal]
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- [horn honks]
- [screams]
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- You hit Stephen King!
- No.
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Why does the man insist
on walking on the freeway?
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No, no, we didn't...
No one hit Stephen King.
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Oh, my God.
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Tamra caught Anna's husband
cheating on her.
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Ooh, how humiliating.
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Tamra caught Anna's husband
cheating on her.
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[clatter]
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Ben, stop! You're cheating!
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- Who's cheating?
- You... you just cheated.
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Yeah, Dad, you're cheating.
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You know when you become
obsessed with an Insta video
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that may or may not indicate
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that your boyfriend still has
feelings for his ex-wife,
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so you abandon your plans
and you drive to his home?
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I do.
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Ah, Maine. The Pine Tree State.
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Musty smell of little
lived-in vacation homes.
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I can almost hear their insane governor.
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Wait, where's all the plaid shirts?
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That guy's wearing a tracksuit
with a gold chain.
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- Where are we?
- Okay, we're not in Maine.
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We're in New Jersey,
and we're at Ben's house.
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I'm really sorry, okay?
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I had to do it, and I hope one
day you can forget about it.
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Well, this is an outrage.
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We have derelicted our duties at
Later Baby, and you've kidnapped me.
249
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,306
A minority woman kidnapped a white man?
250
00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,774
Okay, who would believe you
in a court of law?
251
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,743
Hello, Bowdoin Student Affairs?
252
00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:22,311
Yes, I'm calling from Later Baby.
253
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,413
I have been abducted
by a deranged Asian woman
254
00:09:24,414 --> 00:09:25,915
and transported across state lines,
255
00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,283
but I promise you I will be there.
256
00:09:27,284 --> 00:09:28,651
- [cell phone beeps]
- Come on, Mindy.
257
00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,220
No, Jody, just chill out, please.
258
00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:32,588
- Oh.
- Mindy.
259
00:09:32,589 --> 00:09:34,723
I thought you were at that college.
260
00:09:34,724 --> 00:09:36,759
No, I bailed on that.
261
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,927
I thought it'd be way more fun
262
00:09:37,928 --> 00:09:39,461
to hang out with you and Lindsay,
263
00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:41,597
unless she's too tired
from playing all that mini golf.
264
00:09:41,598 --> 00:09:45,267
[chuckles] Well, Lindsay's
actually at a sleepover.
265
00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:46,769
I see that you brought Jody.
266
00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:49,238
Uh, don't worry.
I'm here merely as a hostage.
267
00:09:49,239 --> 00:09:50,439
Okay.
268
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,107
Well, would you like to come in?
269
00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:55,144
Patricia's actually cooking
dinner if you two want to join.
270
00:09:55,145 --> 00:09:58,280
Patricia's cooking dinner
for the two of you alone?
271
00:09:58,281 --> 00:10:00,449
- Uh...
- Oh, Mindy.
272
00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:02,117
I didn't know you were coming.
273
00:10:02,118 --> 00:10:04,753
I'm sorry. I only bought two pork chops.
274
00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:07,623
[laughs] You're gonna have
to cut them into thirds, then.
275
00:10:07,624 --> 00:10:09,425
That sounds like a great solution.
276
00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:11,427
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
277
00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:13,629
Do you want to take my car and just go?
278
00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,364
- 'Cause you can.
- Are you kidding me?
279
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,865
I drank the entirety of my hip flask
280
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,300
and the entirety of my boot flask.
281
00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:19,969
You can't drive like that in the North.
282
00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:21,303
One sec.
283
00:10:21,304 --> 00:10:23,472
Hey, dude, your alcoholism
is not my problem tonight,
284
00:10:23,473 --> 00:10:24,974
and I need your help right now,
285
00:10:24,975 --> 00:10:26,976
so you're gonna come inside
for some goddamn dinner, okay?
286
00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:28,644
We're so excited to join you for dinner.
287
00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:29,845
- Thank you so much, Patricia.
- Great.
288
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,615
- Excuse me.
- Please come in.
289
00:10:32,616 --> 00:10:35,017
[knock at door]
290
00:10:35,018 --> 00:10:38,821
Oh, Anna. Everything okay?
291
00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:40,322
I know it's rude to show up unannounced,
292
00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,824
but I reasoned that if I called ahead
293
00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:43,225
that would give you a chance to say no.
294
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,828
As ever, your logic is impeccable.
295
00:10:45,829 --> 00:10:47,162
Please, please, come in.
296
00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:49,632
Leave your shoes on my tatami mat.
297
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,333
Oh, I like that.
298
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:53,168
I think the world should be more Asian.
299
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,170
I often wear a surgical mask
on the subway.
300
00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:56,472
[chuckles]
301
00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:58,507
Well, as I'm sure you
have seen on social media,
302
00:10:58,508 --> 00:11:00,175
Tim has been cheating on me.
303
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,444
Oh, well, your feathers
look a bit ruffled,
304
00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:05,714
but you seem remarkably calm,
considering the situation.
305
00:11:05,715 --> 00:11:08,050
Well, I spent the whole cab
ride screaming into my purse.
306
00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:11,086
Oh, careful, stress can place
a real toll on the body.
307
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,255
Take Kate Middleton's
difficult pregnancy.
308
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,090
Gave me a real case of the 'roids.
309
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,226
I don't think I needed
to know that part,
310
00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:19,895
but I would like a place
to stay tonight,
311
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,230
because if I go to a hotel,
312
00:11:21,231 --> 00:11:23,399
I will stay up all night cleaning it.
313
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,967
You can stay here.
314
00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:27,936
I have a guest room for friends
and family that I've never used.
315
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:28,937
Oh, good.
316
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:29,972
Oh.
317
00:11:29,973 --> 00:11:31,507
This way, this way. Come on.
318
00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:34,810
Hey, Ben, I'm just gonna
help Patricia with dinner.
319
00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:36,979
Make sure she doesn't stiff me
on my portion.
320
00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,647
Oh, I've got dinner under control.
321
00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:40,949
Besides, you wouldn't know
where everything is
322
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,984
in my kitchen.
323
00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:44,787
Okay, well, how is
the house hunt coming?
324
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,956
You know, New Jersey prices
can be incredibly expensive.
325
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,725
Maybe you should broaden your search
326
00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:52,995
to, like, Delaware,
Pennsylvania, Alaska.
327
00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:54,296
You would love Alaska.
328
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,831
I don't know.
329
00:11:55,832 --> 00:11:57,833
Ben doesn't seem like he's in
any hurry for me to leave.
330
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,168
You know what, lady?
331
00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:01,003
I know what you're doing,
and it's not gonna work.
332
00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:02,771
I'm not doing anything.
333
00:12:02,772 --> 00:12:04,606
I'm letting Ben make his own decisions.
334
00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:06,775
Will he choose me,
the mother of his child,
335
00:12:06,776 --> 00:12:09,378
or you, the mother
of someone else's child?
336
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,946
Okay, next time you mention my son,
337
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,648
you're gonna be drinking
your dinner through a tube.
338
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,550
Hey, girls, I could use
some help setting the table.
339
00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:17,286
both: Coming!
340
00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:19,655
- No, no, no, out of my way.
- [both shouting]
341
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:24,393
18-year-old female, deceased,
found face down in a bog.
342
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:27,129
Evidence of foul play.
Suspects... manifold.
343
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,298
Is this the show
about the middle-aged woman
344
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,467
who goes to a sleepy town
to try to solve a crime?
345
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,302
Oh, that's everything on the BBC...
346
00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:35,471
"Broadchurch,"
"Happy Valley," "Snodpole,"
347
00:12:35,472 --> 00:12:37,806
"Chamberton," "Return to Chamberton."
348
00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:40,242
And who is that blonde woman?
349
00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:41,643
Well, she's the suspect.
350
00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:44,079
Yeah, she's been accused of
murdering her cheating husband,
351
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,415
and now even her friends
have turned against her.
352
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:50,152
We should watch something else.
353
00:12:50,153 --> 00:12:53,255
- How are you holding up, Anna?
- Oh, I'm all right.
354
00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:55,858
I should've seen the signs with Tim.
355
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,893
We've been sleeping
in separate bedrooms for months.
356
00:12:57,894 --> 00:12:59,895
I thought it was
a sign of our affluence.
357
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,430
Oh, I can relate.
358
00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:03,098
Father used to rent a flat in town,
359
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:06,268
and I would share a bed with Mother.
360
00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:09,872
Well, I do appreciate
your being so kind to me here
361
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:10,873
and at work.
362
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,108
Hey, you make it easy.
363
00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,344
And in my opinion,
any guy who cheats on you
364
00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:18,047
is a damn fool.
365
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,853
No, no, Anna, we can't.
366
00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:27,489
You... you've been drinking.
I'm your supervisor.
367
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,524
Oh.
368
00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:29,958
How could I be objective
369
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:31,860
about your office-supply
requests at work?
370
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:34,129
Oh, God, I read this all wrong.
371
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,998
I will find someone else to stay with,
372
00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:38,467
or worst case...
I'll go to 24 Hour Fitness
373
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,636
and exercise until dawn.
374
00:13:40,637 --> 00:13:41,637
Anna.
375
00:13:41,638 --> 00:13:44,306
[door opens, closes]
376
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:46,375
Jody, are you sure
I can't fix you a plate?
377
00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:48,577
Thank you, no. I am hungry,
but I don't want to impose
378
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,978
on an intimate family dinner.
379
00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,980
I think it's rude.
380
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:53,982
Hey, any luck getting a ride
to get out of here?
381
00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:55,951
Well, I am trying to find an Uber taxi,
382
00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:58,654
but I keep canceling because
I don't trust these weird names.
383
00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:00,889
They're all Eastern European and women.
384
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:01,990
Okay.
385
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,792
Patricia, this pork chop smells amazing.
386
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:06,762
It smells amazing,
but does it taste amazing?
387
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,298
I, for one, think that taste
is the most important aspect
388
00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:11,400
to any food.
389
00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:14,403
Son of a bitch. It's very good.
390
00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:16,271
I must say, it's refreshing
to see a woman
391
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,941
who knows her way around the kitchen.
392
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,442
Uh, glass of red?
393
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,111
I bought you a bottle
of your favorite local wine.
394
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,947
Oh, Ray Liotta Vineyards.
395
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,015
It's so sweet that you remembered.
396
00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:29,251
Um, I also got you something, babe.
397
00:14:29,252 --> 00:14:30,953
[whispering] Give me all your cash.
398
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,054
Ugh.
399
00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:33,589
Hurry up.
400
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,624
[normal voice]
It's... it's $60 from the heart.
401
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,726
That way, he can buy whatever he wants.
402
00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:39,294
That's so sweet of both of you,
403
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,296
but there's no need to fuss over me.
404
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,531
[both chuckling]
405
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:44,299
- [cell phone beeps]
- Patrick!
406
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,735
As if the Irish know how to drive.
407
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:48,270
[cell phone beeps]
408
00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:49,638
[knock at door]
409
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:53,743
Ah, if this is another ghost,
leave me alone.
410
00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:58,580
- What up, Dr. Z?
- You look really sick.
411
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:00,315
Have you been to the hospital?
412
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,385
Yeah, they sent me home
for being too annoying.
413
00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:05,554
What are you doing here?
Why are you in my neighborhood?
414
00:15:05,555 --> 00:15:09,591
Um, I came because I just...
415
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:10,826
I could use some company.
416
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,994
Come on in.
417
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,428
- Thank you.
- Hold on.
418
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:14,796
- Oh, oh! Aah!
- [sneezes]
419
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,565
Ugh!
420
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:18,600
Hey, full disclosure...
421
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,302
There's Zika all over your scarf.
422
00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:21,770
- Yeah, just...
- I'm gonna take it.
423
00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:23,272
- Just please get it off.
- [grunting]
424
00:15:23,273 --> 00:15:25,774
Oh, God, just destroy it.
425
00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:28,343
[objects crunching]
426
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,579
You know, Patricia,
if you'd feel more comfortable,
427
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,648
I would love to put you up at a hotel.
428
00:15:32,649 --> 00:15:35,450
You know, I actually have those
free days from Radisson
429
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,519
because I was injured in a bed collapse.
430
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,588
Thank you, but, no.
431
00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,590
A hotel wouldn't have
so many happy memories.
432
00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:43,191
Huh.
433
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,960
Anyone want seconds?
434
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,795
Mindy, you want fourths?
435
00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:48,030
Ouch, what the hell?
436
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,065
Do you sharpen your toenails to a point?
437
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,366
Hey, that's rude.
438
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,535
They're naturally sharp.
I can do nothing about that.
439
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,004
The ladies at the nail salon
call me Mama Hawk.
440
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:58,273
All right, Mindy, what is going on?
441
00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:00,809
You barge in here unannounced.
You're rude to Trish.
442
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,611
You brought a guy
who bought you an apartment.
443
00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:04,880
Oh, don't worry,
my Uber man's on his way
444
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,581
in his... Volvo?
445
00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:08,951
I wouldn't trust a Swede
to find his own elbow,
446
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:10,752
much less Manhattan. "Cancel."
447
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:11,920
Okay, I had to come here
448
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,956
because she is clearly
trying to get you back.
449
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:15,157
And you know what?
450
00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:16,892
She told me that
at your daughter's bat mitzvah.
451
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,261
Oh, please, why would
I say something like that
452
00:16:19,262 --> 00:16:20,696
to a deranged stranger?
453
00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:23,365
Honestly, Ben, I don't feel safe
with her in our house.
454
00:16:23,366 --> 00:16:25,267
Well, it's not your house.
It belongs to the bank.
455
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:27,369
I know that 'cause I was
snooping through your files.
456
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:29,438
Mindy, Trish and I
have a daughter together.
457
00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:31,106
She's always gonna be a part of my life.
458
00:16:31,107 --> 00:16:32,607
You have to accept that.
459
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:35,445
I mean, you've come to accept
my action-figure room.
460
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,950
Okay, fine.
461
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:44,286
Well, maybe I won't
always be part of your life.
462
00:16:44,287 --> 00:16:45,821
- I'm leaving.
- Wait...
463
00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:47,055
Jody, we're leaving.
464
00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:49,725
Oh, ride with an angry
Asian-lady driver?
465
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:50,826
Oh, I'm not that drunk.
466
00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:53,295
No, I'm gonna wait for Turlock?
467
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:54,663
God damn it.
468
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:55,882
[cell phone beeps]
469
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:58,075
Wait, Mindy.
470
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,801
[door closes]
471
00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:01,170
[sighs]
472
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:08,276
Thanks for cleaning up, Ben.
I'll be upstairs.
473
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,445
Okay.
474
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,915
What? What's wrong?
475
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,217
Look, I'm sorry. I told you...
476
00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:17,085
I don't have the ingredients
to make Sazerac.
477
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:20,088
Well, that's all right.
You got the most important part.
478
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,591
Ben, I try to make it a point
to leave the judging
479
00:17:22,592 --> 00:17:23,925
to, uh, our good Lord
480
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:26,928
and the honorable Miss Judy Sheindlin,
481
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,363
but I think you're in a bit of a pickle.
482
00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:29,631
Hey, is your car coming?
483
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,433
Or do you want me
to make up the couch for you?
484
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:32,567
When I was a boy,
485
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,836
I had a beautiful Irish setter
named Manassas.
486
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:36,838
- Okay.
- We did everything together.
487
00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:38,507
We roamed the hills, fished the creeks,
488
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,509
even licked peanut butter
off each other's noses.
489
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,844
Then one day I hollered at old Manassas
490
00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:44,980
for chewing on my ball glove,
and it was over.
491
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,549
He took off, but soon
I got myself a new dog.
492
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,784
Hey, do you want to check your phone?
493
00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:50,285
'Cause sometimes the driver texts.
494
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:54,423
My new dog was a mangy, loud,
ornery old cuss named Hamhock.
495
00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:56,091
Now, no one would say
that Hamhock was prettier
496
00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:57,125
than my old dog,
497
00:17:57,126 --> 00:18:00,328
but Hamhock was loyal, and she was mine.
498
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,630
So, on that day, months later,
499
00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:04,399
when old Manassas finally
came back from his travels,
500
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,201
I did the only thing I could do.
501
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,436
I shot him dead.
502
00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,604
What? Oh, my God.
503
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:12,908
Ben, do you understand my story?
504
00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:14,709
I think so.
505
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,645
You just drank so much whiskey.
506
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:18,413
Well, look at that.
507
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:19,748
Ben, face it.
508
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:22,384
It's like that old saying
we have in the South...
509
00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:24,419
[exaggerated Southern accent]
"That woman is trying
510
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,421
to get back with you."
511
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,324
I guess I liked that two women
were fighting over me.
512
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,725
Hey, I get it. The only thing better
513
00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:32,594
is having three women fighting over you.
514
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:35,597
- Ask the Dixie Chicks about that.
- [chuckles]
515
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:37,666
I'm gonna go talk to her. Thanks, Jody.
516
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,667
Sure.
517
00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:40,602
Hey, feel free to finish up the whis...
518
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:43,372
Wow, all gone. Good work.
519
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:48,877
Dave in an Oldsmobile...
now, that I can work with.
520
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,346
- [knock at door]
- Just push it in.
521
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,615
The lock's been broken for months.
522
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:56,284
[chuckles] Uh, hello.
523
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:59,187
Uh, I just wanted to
make sure you got home safe.
524
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:00,555
And I thought you might be hungry,
525
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,158
because, well,
that's usually a safe bet.
526
00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,626
You brought me McDonald's?
527
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:05,861
- Yeah.
- Thank you, Jody.
528
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:08,964
Oh, man, an Egg McMuffin
and French fries?
529
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:10,532
I love all-day breakfast.
530
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,967
I can't wait to eat this whole bag.
531
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:15,470
Well, some of that stuff's
for me, but y-you go to town.
532
00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:19,241
Hey, I'm really sorry that
I bailed on our trip to Bowdoin,
533
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:22,043
but I called them, and
I rescheduled our presentation,
534
00:19:22,044 --> 00:19:24,579
and we're gonna be doing it
during Spring Fling.
535
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,047
I already got my fake ID.
536
00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:28,316
Okay, but I'm not letting you
drive this time.
537
00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:30,085
[laughs]
538
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,453
And I'm really sorry
539
00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:33,788
that I dragged you to New Jersey
against your will.
540
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:36,424
I got to stop taking hostages.
And what even was the point?
541
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,126
Because Ben and Patricia
are probably having sex
542
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,995
on top of their divorce
paperwork as we speak.
543
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:43,598
Oh, I wouldn't be too sure
about that, Hamhock... Mindy.
544
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,233
[clears throat] Listen, I don't like
545
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:47,502
the way things have been between us.
546
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:50,672
- Me neither.
- Can we be friends again?
547
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,574
- Really?
- Yeah.
548
00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:55,277
- Friends with sexual tension?
- Okay.
549
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,279
So what are we watching?
550
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,814
This is "Batman v Superman."
551
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:01,449
Wait, why are they dueling?
552
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,018
Aren't they both
on the same side of justice?
553
00:20:03,019 --> 00:20:04,686
Yeah, it's a little confusing.
554
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:07,422
I think they're trying to figure
out which one of them is hotter.
555
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:10,692
Mm. Oh, that's that boy
from "Peal Harbor."
556
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,627
- Yes, good eye.
- Thank you.
557
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,863
Okay, some backstory...
he was with "Maid in Manhattan."
558
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,965
And then he got married
to "13 Going on 30."
559
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,735
That clarifies nothing for me, no.
560
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:23,919
[cell phone vibrates]
561
00:20:23,944 --> 00:20:26,771
_
562
00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:28,670
__
563
00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:31,943
_
564
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:37,327
__
565
00:20:38,093 --> 00:20:40,155
[cell phone vibrates] _
566
00:20:40,179 --> 00:20:42,395
__
567
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,522
[chuckles]
568
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:50,065
Anna? I didn't know you slept.
569
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:53,335
Mindy, uh, I must have nodded off
570
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,403
during my Arabic exercises.
571
00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:58,106
Whoa, you look bad.
572
00:20:58,107 --> 00:20:59,975
Excuse me?
573
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,443
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I just...
574
00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:03,278
I've never seen you rumpled before.
575
00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:05,280
I was starting to think
you might be a robot.
576
00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:08,583
Oh, that's why you keep
dumping cups of water on me.
577
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:09,684
It is.
578
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,153
Hey, I heard
about what happened with Tim.
579
00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:13,521
I'm really sorry.
580
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,359
Cheating is not okay,
unless you're the Patriots.
581
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:21,229
It's just nothing like this
has ever happened to me before.
582
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:23,732
I-I don't even think I can go
back to the brownstone
583
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:24,966
to get my wrist weights.
584
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:27,135
I can feel myself losing arm tone.
585
00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:28,603
Do you have a place to stay?
586
00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:30,138
Uh, I don't know.
587
00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:33,041
Honestly, I've never lived alone before.
588
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,844
First it was home, and then
Miss Tipton's School for Girls,
589
00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:37,479
and then Swarthmore,
and then Harvard Med,
590
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,980
and then I met Tim.
591
00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:41,116
Damn, #AnnaSoWhite.
592
00:21:41,117 --> 00:21:43,818
I don't even know
how to find an apartment.
593
00:21:43,819 --> 00:21:45,453
Do I write a letter to the mayor?
594
00:21:45,454 --> 00:21:49,824
Look, Anna, why don't you
just stay with me for a while?
595
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:51,326
Really?
596
00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:53,495
I must warn you,
most of my female roommates
597
00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:54,829
have tried to become me.
598
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,331
Yeah, that might happen.
599
00:21:56,332 --> 00:21:57,832
Okay, here are the house rules.
600
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,668
You have to laugh at all my jokes.
601
00:21:59,669 --> 00:22:01,269
You have to applaud all my outfits.
602
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:03,838
You can eat vegetables,
just not in front of my son.
603
00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:06,174
So I just... I won't eat, then.
604
00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:08,176
- [thud]
- What's up, ladies?
605
00:22:08,177 --> 00:22:10,278
I know, I know. I have Zika. Shh.
606
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:13,515
But I missed you guys,
and I... I'm feeling a lot better.
607
00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:15,317
You look really sick.
608
00:22:15,318 --> 00:22:17,887
I feel great. I...
609
00:22:19,288 --> 00:22:21,122
- Aah!
- Oh!
610
00:22:21,123 --> 00:22:22,824
Morgan! Oh, my God!
611
00:22:22,825 --> 00:22:25,093
- Is he dead?
- I don't think so.
612
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,795
- Morgan, don't you dare die.
- Ugh.
613
00:22:26,796 --> 00:22:28,897
I need you pick up
my dry cleaning later.
614
00:22:28,898 --> 00:22:30,833
Go to bed.
615
00:22:30,927 --> 00:22:35,927
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