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Wow, I cannot believe
it's our one-month anniversary.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It feels so much longer.
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It feels longer because
it's our second one-month
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anniversary, remember? We broke up
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- 'cause you cheated on me.
- I ignore things
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that don't follow
my emotional narrative.
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It's the whitest thing about me.
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So what are you doing this weekend?
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Oh, my God, my friend
Peter's coming to town.
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You are going to love him.
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He's like if Bud Light was an OB/GYN.
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Well, at least I have you
to myself for one more night.
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[whimsical music]
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And I think you should
take advantage of it.
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Ooh, that's very sexy. Should we play
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- "boy band/sleazy manager"?
- Yes.
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Come here, kid. I'll make you a star.
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[laughs]
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- [screams] Oh!
- What?
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- There's a man in your window.
- What?
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Anyone order a fried egg?
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Peter! That's not a man, that's Peter.
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Ooh. [half-hearted laughter]
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- Peter, you're early.
- You know it.
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And Lauren didn't want me
to meet the baby
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till its immune system
was a little stronger.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- How's it going?
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- Also, I came through your...
- Okay.
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Fire escape because
your elevator is broken.
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- # IBrokeYourElevator.
- Okay.
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Ben. Best entrance ever, by the way.
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Ben. Ben, yes, I've heard
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- so much about you.
- Oh.
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And I've heard so much
about that Hebrew National.
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I do wanna let you know
that I will be completely
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out of your hair.
So go back to your lovemaking,
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and I shall retire to Mindy's abode
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for some lovemaking of my own.
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- Is he really...
- Staying here?
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Masturbating? A doctor? Yes.
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[hip-hop music]
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www.addic7ed.com
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[whimsical music]
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Hey, big guy, how you doing?
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Yeah, it's Da-doo.
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Peter, what are you doing?
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- I'm Skyping with Henry.
- Stop it.
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Look, Henry, I gotta go.
Mindy's being a buzzkill.
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Remember that word I told you
to call Grandma.
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Hey, last night was fun, wasn't it?
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- What'd you think of Ben?
- I really liked him.
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He didn't get mad about my racist jokes,
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even though I could tell
he was getting uncomfortable.
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I finally found
a guy as perfect as I am.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Nothing, it's just
there must be a catch.
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- He's so attractive.
- Peter, I am a 12.
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That's why women can't stand me
and men don't take me seriously.
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Rack him up against all
the other guys you've dated.
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It's like, he's by far
the most handsome.
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That is not true.
What about Danny or Casey?
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Sweaty Smurf or DJ Paleface? Come on.
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I'm not gonna listen to a guy who thinks
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that the freezer cleans his jeans.
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- Are you using my toothbrush?
- How do you want me
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- to answer this?
- Ugh.
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Before we get going,
I just want to remind everybody
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that I'm hosting a Born
movie marathon tomorrow night.
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Just to be clear, that is
the three classic film versions
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- of "A Star is Born."
- Boo, boo, it's so boring!
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- Let's go.
- Once again, Peter,
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morning meeting is reserved
for current employees.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was helping.
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Yeah, say "thank you." What the hell?
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Thank you.
Now, I'm sad to report that our
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receptionist Ida is retiring.
Her Cosby money finally
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came through, so we're looking
for a new receptionist.
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No need, boss. The position is filled.
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Everybody, meet our new receptionist,
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- my girlfriend Karen.
- Hi, I'm Karen.
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I posted a list of my
allergies in the kitchen.
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Colette, you don't have
the authority to hire anybody.
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- But Peter said it was okay.
- Peter doesn't work here.
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And nonetheless,
I'm doing your job for you.
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Say "thank you." Jeez.
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I would love to sit there
with you guys, if that's okay.
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- I don't think there's any room, man.
- There's no room.
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Can we move on? Can we please...
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Oh, how long is this meeting
gonna be? Because I have
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- a dentist appointment.
- Duly noted.
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- Okay, our next or...
- Sorry I'm late, Jeremy.
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Is it true Peter Prentice is here?
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- In the flesh.
- Son of a bitch, I give up.
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[light music]
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Come on, come on, come on.
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How genius was it for us to combine
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- our mid-day hookup with lunch?
- It wasn't great when you
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dropped your meatball
on my head, but yeah.
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That is a testament to your talents.
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I never drop food. I can't wait
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- to tell Peter about this.
- Okay, we're still at work.
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Let's just act casual. How you doing?
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So what's Peter doing all day?
Is he a real doctor?
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Or is like when colleges
give out honorary degrees
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- to Kermit the Frog?
- It's terrifying, I know.
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Oh, hey, do you wanna hang out
with us this weekend?
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We're gonna stay in,
and we're gonna create
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a YouTube channel that's just
us prank calling pizza places.
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Wow, that sounds amazing,
but I actually have
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Lindsay's bat mitzvah this weekend.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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That's huge. She must be so excited.
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Okay, that means I only have
a couple days to get
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one of those necklaces
that's in the shape
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- of a Jewish sheriff's badge...
- No, no.
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You don't have to come.
It's not like one of those
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fancy New York bat mitzvahs
where Derek Jeter
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is lighting the candles
and Drake's performing.
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This is... this is
very small, very boring,
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- plus you have Peter in town.
- Okay, if you think that's
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for the best, then sure.
We'll just celebrate next week.
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Oh, my God, she's a woman now, right?
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So I can take her to the clubs.
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Are Jell-O shots kosher?
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- No, you're not doing that.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- [crunch]
- Is that your lunch?
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- Oh, no, this is my dessert.
- What'd you have for lunch?
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- I went for a run.
- Weird.
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[whistling]
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Oh, someone's happy.
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I wish I could whistle.
My teeth are too loose.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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I'm just so excited about my new lady,
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but if it's bothering you, I will hum.
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Well, I could actually
hum a duet with you as I am
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so happy that you're over Mindy.
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Time heals all wounds.
Except real wounds,
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those require Western medicine.
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- [humming]
- Oh, I'm so glad he's
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not pining over Dr. L anymore.
He spent a lot of time
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polishing his rifle in the dark.
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So how's the new lady?
Describe her body and spare no detail.
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Ugh, that's the weird thing.
I have not met her,
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and I meet all of his girlfriends.
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I ask her the three
Kimball-Kinney questions:
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Where's your daddy from?
Where's your granddaddy from?
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And we're not allowed to ask
the third question anymore.
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Let's go.
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I don't want my edible to kick in before
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we get to the Tenement Museum.
I wanna see history come to life.
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Okay, I just need to finish my
happy bat mitzvah text to Lindsay.
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Mazel tov!
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Israeli flag emoji.
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Today you are a flamenco woman emoji.
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Dollar sign emoji.
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Ow, oh, I bit my tongue
trying to bite my tongue.
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Just say it. Look, I get it,
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I have hair on my face.
It's 'cause I'm anorexic.
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I think you be at that
bat mitzvah, Mindy, with Ben.
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Oh, no, Ben said it was
gonna be awkward and weird
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- and he wanted to spare me.
- All bar mitzvahs
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are awkward and weird.
At my bar mitzvah,
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I did my Haftorah
in an Adam Sandler voice.
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- It sucked.
- [phone buzzes]
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_
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Oh, my God, Ben told Lindsay
that I was busy at work.
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You know I ain't busy.
We're a couple of losers.
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Ehh, something's up with that Ben guy.
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Isn't his ex gonna be there,
the same ex that he tried
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to get back with last month?
And you're not gonna be there?
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- Uh-huh, girl.
- Lindsay wants me to go,
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so I think we should just crash it.
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That's a horrible idea,
so I am in, and who knows?
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Maybe even Opera Man
will make an appearance.
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A-Mindy-o ruin bat mitzav-o
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[cheerful music]
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Gotta tell you, I love
our roommate situation.
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My life's gotten so much better
since we started sharing
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- boxers and tube socks.
- We do?
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Oh, look, look, it's your brother.
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You know, from work.
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Oh, I bet that's his new girlfriend.
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Ooh, oh, okay. Shh.
Let's take a look. Come on.
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Ugh, Jody's back with Dr. L.
No wonder he didn't
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- want me to meet her.
- Come on, come on.
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Shh, shh, shh.
Hey, come here. Come here.
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We can get a better look over here.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Wait a minute! That's not Dr. L.
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For one thing,
she's eating with utensils.
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Bar-khu et Adonai ham-vo-rakh
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- all:
Ba-rukh Adonai...
-
Blah, blah, bom-bom-ba-dom
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all:
Ham-vo-rakh l'o-lam va-ed
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-
Ba-rukh Adonai
- Marv, Irv, Silvia, Rose.
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How do you know all their names?
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I don't know their names,
I'm just playing the odds.
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Okay.
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V'na-tan la-nu et To-ra-to
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Ba-rukh a-ta
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Adonai no-tayn
- Oh, snaps,
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that must be his ex-wife.
She's really hot.
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You see that's the kind of
woman that makes sense for him.
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Okay, you don't know
that that's his ex-wife.
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It could be, like, a hot
seat-filler, like at the Oscars,
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and his real, ugly ex-wife
is in the bathroom.
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Right here,
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whenever you're ready.
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Okay, that's his ex-wife. That's her.
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Facacta my life.
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Now that they're all standing
together like that,
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I'm really getting a picture
of the family,
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and it's quite beautiful.
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I hate how height appropriate they are.
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Yeah, it's like someone decided to draw
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a modern-day American
love story, and this is
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- what they came up with.
- Ben is a dead man.
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This is gonna be a red bat mitzvah.
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- Shh.
- Thank you all for sharing
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in this special day with us.
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As you know, we've had
some ups and downs,
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but we'll always be a family.
Ben, me, Lindsay, and
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the newest member of our family,
Lindsay's cell phone.
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- [laughter]
- This is funny.
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Patricia and I just wanted
to say that everyone here
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invited today, you guys
are here because you're
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the most important people in our lives.
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Um, of course, there's other people here
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who weren't invited, and those
people are amazing too.
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Great, sexy... not, not sexy, of course,
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that's totally inappropriate.
But, really, in this
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day and age, people are so busy
it's a relief not to be
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invited to these things.
I mean, you should take that
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- as a compliment.
- Honey, you're rambling.
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No, I... I might be
rambling 'cause I'm so
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proud of you, baby.
And... and as you are a true
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testament to um, uh, patience.
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Can you wrap it up?
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- Hey, Morgan, Colette.
- Hey.
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- What?
- I thought you were
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- at soccer practice.
- Oh, yeah, my soccer game
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got cancelled... the forward
cheated on the sweeper,
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but in her defense,
she didn't use her hands.
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- [laughter]
- Soccer joke.
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Do you wanna introduce us to your date?
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- Yeah, who... who are you?
- This is Claire.
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We met when I bought
a sweater she was folding
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at the men's store,
and she honked my rear end
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until I promised to
follow her on Twitter,
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- and now she is my lady friend.
- "Lady friend," ex-squeeze me?
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What are you,
a thousand years old, pedo?
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- [laughs]
- Claire reminds me
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of somebody from work, don't you think?
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Well, she doesn't remind me of anyone.
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She is unique and perfect
and... oh, my word, Claire,
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you took down that lasagna in a hurry.
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Thanks. Hey, do you guys wanna join us?
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I was just about to tell
the story of why I'm
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not allowed to live in the
same state as Jessica Chastain.
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[gasps] Fascinating.
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Oh, oh, love to.
We... we gotta go though.
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- Yeah, I think we have to go.
- Yeah, let's go.
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We might be stuck in, like,
another dimension or...
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- Smell you later.
- [laughs]
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[klezmer music]
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I wanna make sure I'm holding some kind
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- of machine gun or Tommy gun.
- Yeah, and I'd like to
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be wearing a bikini,
but I don't wanna look silly.
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Yeah, make me look handsome, but funny.
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Mindy, Peter, what are you doing here?
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I am sitting with this artist
getting my portrait done, sir.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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I guess. You have some nerve.
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- I have nerve?
- Yeah, your daughter texted me.
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She wanted me to be here, and
you told her I couldn't come.
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You know I'm never too busy to come.
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Hey, will you just
keep it down, all right?
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- I'm sorry, you look super hot.
- You look amazing too,
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but this is a bat mitzvah.
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People only argue
about how drafty it is.
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And by the way, would it
kill you to close a window?
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Mindy, can we talk alone, please?
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I don't know,
I wouldn't trust it, Mindy.
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This is some classic
hot Jewish guy stuff.
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You know, you come in here
with your Adam Levine swagger
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to take advantage of
the fives of the world
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while the Eugene Levys
gotta come down from Canada
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- and clean up the situation.
- I think you're underestimating
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both of our looks, but yes,
yes, I agree with that point.
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I should have been more honest with you.
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I apologize, but I'm just trying
to protect you from Patricia.
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She's kind of crazy.
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- [scoffs]
- Oh, Patricia's crazy?
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- Yes.
- Okay, she can't
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- be crazier than me.
- This bitch nuts.
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Yeah, I crashed
a little girl's bat mitzvah
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with a guy who's high on shrooms.
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I am tripping balls right now.
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- Benjamin.
- Hey.
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- Hi, where have you been?
- Uh...
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Hello, I'm Lindsay's mom, Patricia.
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I don't remember you from
the seating chart.
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Um, that's... [laughs]
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actually, it's funny.
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- She's, uh, this is...
- It's funny? Ben?
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- I know... I know him because...
- She's, um...
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- Ben?
- I'm, um, I'm, um...
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- She's a rabbi.
- Yes, I am a rabbi.
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- You're a rabbi?
- She's a rabbi.
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From a very progressive
temple in Manhattan.
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We're actually conjoined with a mosque
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which turned out to be a bad idea.
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That's why I didn't introduce myself.
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I think that is so cool.
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You know, I also converted to Judaism.
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I'm not crazy about the spreadable fish,
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but it was worth it for someone special.
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- Heh.
- Rabbi, nice meeting you.
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- Benjamin, we should go.
- Okay.
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- Face painter's drunk.
- All right.
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[quietly] I'm sorry.
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- I'm a rabbi?
- I'm on mushrooms, Mindy,
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at a bat mitzvah.
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- Let's just get out of here, okay?
- Excuse me, are you
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- the rabbi from the city?
- Uh, yeah, shalom.
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I need your advice.
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I have a secret family.
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Shh, guys.
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I can barely hear
our "Star Is Born" -a-thon.
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I mean, Jody is basically
dating Dr. L all over again.
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It's just plain weird,
even for Jody, a man
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- who collects historical teeth.
- And that woman is a lame
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imitation of Dr. L.
I heard her say yesterday,
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- "I'm full."
- Stop talking.
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We haven't got through
the Janet Gaynor "Star is Born"
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yet, let alone the Judy Garland
"Star is Born,"
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or the Barbra Streisand "Star is Born."
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It's just that Jody's new girlfriend is
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a spitting image of Dr. L,
by which I mean
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they both spit a lot.
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Okay, fine, but Jody's not gonna make
the same mistake twice, is he?
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He is, and if you don't
believe us, just come to
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the men's store where Claire
works and see for yourself.
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Plus I gotta get new cargo shorts.
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[light music]
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I know this store.
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I cried in the dressing room once.
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- Oh, there she is, guys.
- She is the very picture
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of Mindy, right down to that
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strip of ankle hair she missed shaving.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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- both: Ahh...
- Hi.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hey!
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- Oh, hi.
- Claire, what a coincidence.
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We were just here shopping,
uh, for a wood sign
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that says "beach."
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That's just a decoration, psycho.
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Uh, Claire, I'm Jeremy Reed,
Jody's best friend 1994 to 1996.
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I'm sure he's probably mentioned me.
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Maybe. Honestly, I usually use the time
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he's talking to think up
interesting facts
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- to make up about myself.
- Mm.
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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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So you guys having fun?
You and Jody, it's going well?
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Or is it kind of, like,
a creepy situation,
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you just can't put your finger on?
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Like you're competing
with a ghost, a shrill,
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high-pitched, Indian ghost?
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- No, it's... it's okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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But honestly, I usually
go for small Italian guys.
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Yeah, I'm such a perv for those
soft, pillowy lips, ooh.
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- Ooh, Marone.
- Oh.
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Jody's going through
something right now,
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and he cannot take another heartbreak.
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- Are you sure you're into him?
- Well, actually, no.
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I've been trying to break up
with him, but every time I do,
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he showers me with gifts.
Yesterday, I texted him
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"We need to talk,"
and he bought me a Mercedes.
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- Not again. Not again.
- Oh.
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My guests are praising your wisdom.
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Rabbi, thank you
for letting me pull you away.
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I'm having a crisis of conscience.
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Does he need to be here?
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He smells weird and his fly is down.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah, she's right about both things.
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I should go.
There's, like, barely any line
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at the photo booth right now.
I'll... I'll get my sombrero
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- and mustache on.
- He has to stay.
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00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,903
He's a rabbi trainee.
This is Peter, he has
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a green yarmulke, but he's
training for his purple one.
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00:16:11,674 --> 00:16:13,541
Yeah, it works like karate belts.
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Fine, well, a month ago,
it seemed like Ben and I
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might get back together.
I'd even begun re-gluing
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- our family photos.
- Would that God wanted
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that to be the case.
He's got a new girl.
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I don't know how serious he can be about
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his new girlfriend
if he didn't even invite her
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- to Lindsay's bat mitzvah.
- I think they're just having
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a little bit of a... a dip.
I heard their sex life is crazy.
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Bangin'.
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00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:41,069
Here's what I wanted to ask you, Rabbi.
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I want to reconcile with Ben.
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Can a relationship ever
recover after an affair?
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To be honest with you, I think not.
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I think once you get a taste
of that strange, there's no
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point in going back to, like,
the regular every day.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:57,352
Okay, okay, I didn't
love the way that Rabbi Peter
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00:16:57,353 --> 00:17:01,189
put that, but he's right.
You know, if you had an affair,
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00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,625
I don't think there's a way that
Ben could ever trust you again.
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00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:06,127
Oh, I didn't have the affair, Ben did.
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00:17:06,128 --> 00:17:07,729
- Mm?
- Hey, Trish, we gotta
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00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,965
- take those family photos.
- Mindy, you came!
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00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:13,801
- Hi, Linds.
- Wait a minute, you're Mindy?
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00:17:13,802 --> 00:17:15,190
Ben's girlfriend?
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00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:17,704
- Yeah, we told you that, didn't we?
- We went over that.
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00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:18,854
- I thought we talked about that.
- Yeah.
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00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:21,476
- I made that very clear.
- No, this is unacceptable.
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00:17:21,477 --> 00:17:23,811
And your fly is still down.
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00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:24,812
Oy gevalt.
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00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:31,303
I can't believe you lied.
Is that man even a rabbi trainee?
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00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,489
Who, me? Actually, I'm... I'm a
stay-at-home dad from Texas,
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and I'm not circumcised even, so...
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00:17:36,825 --> 00:17:38,660
Okay, Linds, why don't you
go talk to Nana Rene? about
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00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:40,895
- how much movies used to cost.
- I want to stay.
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00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,277
I'm a woman now.
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00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:43,822
Oh, great, so you're
gonna get a job, then?
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00:17:43,823 --> 00:17:46,567
[quirky music]
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00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:48,603
Trish, I need you to relax.
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00:17:48,604 --> 00:17:50,438
I should've told you
who Mindy was, but I didn't
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00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:53,441
- know that you were coming.
- You crashed a little
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00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,744
girl's bat mitzvah?
What an irrational, violent act.
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Okay, that's a lot.
We all make mistakes, right?
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00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:03,124
I crashed a bat mitzvah,
some of us have affairs
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- when they're married.
- Why did you tell her that?
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00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:07,522
See, it's always the handsome ones.
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00:18:07,523 --> 00:18:09,457
Me? I never cheated.
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00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:12,060
Been cheated on, bunch of times.
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00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:14,196
Mindy, you need to leave.
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00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:22,070
Okay. I'll go.
With just a million unanswered
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00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:24,269
questions about my boyfriend.
Come on, Peter.
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00:18:24,294 --> 00:18:26,293
What do you mean? He didn't say,
"Peter, you have to go."
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00:18:26,318 --> 00:18:27,743
both: Peter, you have to go.
461
00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:33,414
Well, what an unexpectedly
giant group of visitors.
462
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:36,050
- Uh, can I fix anyone a drink?
- I'll have a vanilla milkshake
463
00:18:36,051 --> 00:18:37,852
- or nothing at all.
- Nothing it is.
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00:18:37,853 --> 00:18:41,589
- Why are you all here?
- Jody, you know I'm so excited
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00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,424
- you're dating again.
- Me too.
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00:18:43,425 --> 00:18:45,426
This is an intervention.
Dr. L and Claire
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00:18:45,427 --> 00:18:47,695
are like the same person.
You're a weirdo.
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00:18:47,696 --> 00:18:49,464
I thought this was about
the bottle of scotch
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00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:51,432
- he drinks at lunch every day.
- No, we're not going
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00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,267
to talk about that, that's cultural.
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00:18:53,268 --> 00:18:55,303
Mindy and Claire are the same?
Well, they're as different
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00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:58,706
as eggplant and aubergine,
as tangerine and clementine.
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00:18:58,707 --> 00:19:01,743
As yam and sweet potato. Oh, dear.
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00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:04,879
Oh, dear, yes.
Face it, Dr. K, you're trying
475
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,281
to recreate this relationship
with Dr. L that you didn't
476
00:19:07,282 --> 00:19:08,816
- have in the first place.
- It's not that
477
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:11,386
I can't get over Mindy. I can't get over
478
00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,388
the way she made me feel.
She challenged me,
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00:19:13,389 --> 00:19:14,655
she made me grow.
480
00:19:14,656 --> 00:19:16,124
Oh, those brown eyes and those
481
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:19,460
- strong laborer's hands.
- Hey, we all love
482
00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:23,765
- Dr. L's big, gnarled hands.
- Yeah, you need to
483
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:26,567
work backwards from
how a person makes you feel,
484
00:19:26,568 --> 00:19:30,238
- not the way they look or squawk.
- Okay, Colette,
485
00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:32,974
I suppose you're right.
I'll talk to Claire,
486
00:19:32,975 --> 00:19:35,410
and I guess this means I'll lose
my store discount, but...
487
00:19:35,411 --> 00:19:38,813
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You stay with Claire.
488
00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:40,348
Sorry, guys, this was all for naught.
489
00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:41,949
I'm not giving up the discount, okay?
490
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,284
I bought this outfit
at that store, now look at this.
491
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:44,585
- Sad.
- Look at this.
492
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:46,066
You got to back up when I spin, dude.
493
00:19:47,189 --> 00:19:50,125
[people speaking indistinctly on TV]
494
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,961
[doorbell rings]
495
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:58,466
Hey, can we talk?
496
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:00,735
- Is Peter still here?
- We had cake for dinner,
497
00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:02,203
and he fell asleep during "Ant-Man."
498
00:20:02,204 --> 00:20:04,972
I carried him to bed.
Can I help you, sir?
499
00:20:04,973 --> 00:20:07,909
You didn't take your gift bag.
There's a tube of Proactive
500
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:09,977
- and a pamphlet on bullying.
- Yeah, I could use
501
00:20:09,978 --> 00:20:12,013
- both of those, good-bye.
- Hey, hold on, one second.
502
00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:16,250
Come on, Mindy, I'm sorry.
The truth is I didn't want you
503
00:20:16,251 --> 00:20:19,821
to come to Lindsay's bat mitzvah
because it was easier for me.
504
00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:22,890
I get wanting to make things
easier for our exes, okay?
505
00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:25,893
I hope Danny dies of old age
before he ever meets you.
506
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:29,163
- What worries me is the affair.
- I get it.
507
00:20:29,164 --> 00:20:31,332
- It's scary, right?
- Yeah, I know, that's why
508
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,235
I was kind of hoping
you'd never find out about it.
509
00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:37,071
Look, I made a mistake.
The marriage wasn't working,
510
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:39,273
it was over, and Patricia
wouldn't even talk about
511
00:20:39,274 --> 00:20:43,744
getting a divorce, so, yeah,
I... I did what I did.
512
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:45,913
But you need to know I am not that guy.
513
00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:48,382
I know that.
Look, can we just make a deal
514
00:20:48,383 --> 00:20:51,018
that if we ever break up,
which I hope we never do,
515
00:20:51,019 --> 00:20:52,954
it's not gonna be because
one of us cheated?
516
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:56,557
Deal, because if we ever
do break up, it's probably
517
00:20:56,558 --> 00:20:57,825
because you killed me.
518
00:20:57,826 --> 00:21:00,928
Oh, 100%, especially
with all these guns around
519
00:21:00,929 --> 00:21:02,396
and how my vision's been declining.
520
00:21:02,397 --> 00:21:04,198
[cheerful music]
521
00:21:04,199 --> 00:21:06,434
This has been the best week.
Thank you so much,
522
00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:08,603
and I'm pretty sure I heard
you and Ben in the living room
523
00:21:08,604 --> 00:21:10,371
last night, hmm?
524
00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:11,906
[as Borat] I like.
525
00:21:11,907 --> 00:21:13,341
Very nice.
526
00:21:13,342 --> 00:21:15,776
It was very nice. I did like.
527
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:18,079
Dr. Lahiri, are you
back to work, or is day ten
528
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,814
of your friend visiting?
529
00:21:19,815 --> 00:21:23,618
Holy shit! She works here?
530
00:21:23,619 --> 00:21:25,853
And I've been whacking it
to Colette this whole time.
531
00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:27,755
Anyway, I have a pile of work for you
532
00:21:27,756 --> 00:21:29,423
for when your slovenly friend leaves.
533
00:21:29,424 --> 00:21:31,218
Thanks, Anna.
534
00:21:32,561 --> 00:21:34,128
Do you feel like
we had a connection just then?
535
00:21:34,129 --> 00:21:35,763
Dr. Prentice, your wife
536
00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:37,398
is on the phone. She's wondering why
537
00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:40,368
it's taken you seven days
to run out for diapers.
538
00:21:40,369 --> 00:21:42,470
[quirky music]
539
00:21:42,471 --> 00:21:43,771
I gotta get back to Texas.
540
00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:46,574
541
00:21:46,575 --> 00:21:48,442
- I love you, dude, bye.
- Sometimes I get so sad,
542
00:21:48,443 --> 00:21:51,245
- I wish you never came.
- I will definitely hit you up
543
00:21:51,246 --> 00:21:54,749
next time I need a break from my
life, which seems to be always.
544
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,484
Bye, Peter.
545
00:21:56,485 --> 00:21:57,818
[knocking]
546
00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:00,421
I'm trying to do some work here.
Can you get off my jock?
547
00:22:00,422 --> 00:22:02,490
Charming. Hello, Mindy.
548
00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:06,127
Oh, uh, Patricia. You're here,
549
00:22:06,128 --> 00:22:07,995
- at my place of work.
- I just wanted to come here
550
00:22:07,996 --> 00:22:10,464
and say that, despite everything
that happened, I really hope
551
00:22:10,465 --> 00:22:12,600
we can have a good relationship
moving forward.
552
00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:14,902
Shouldn't be too hard,
I'm extremely likeable.
553
00:22:14,903 --> 00:22:16,637
And you live in Missouri,
so I'm sure we'll
554
00:22:16,638 --> 00:22:19,273
- never see each other.
- Actually, I've been thinking,
555
00:22:19,274 --> 00:22:21,242
and it's time for me
to move back to New Jersey.
556
00:22:21,243 --> 00:22:22,903
- Ex-squeeze me?
- If this weekend
557
00:22:22,928 --> 00:22:24,579
taught me anything, it's that Lindsay
558
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:27,682
really needs me, and so does Ben.
559
00:22:27,683 --> 00:22:30,618
I guess we will be seeing
a lot of each other.
560
00:22:30,619 --> 00:22:32,553
Have a great day.
561
00:22:32,554 --> 00:22:35,556
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