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Jeremy, thanks
for taking me to a musical.
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What old bag is starring
in "Chicago" this week?
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This isn't "Chicago."
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No, we're not watching
a musical at all.
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- This is a straight play.
- A play?
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What am I gonna dance
in the aisles to?
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A boring-ass monologue?
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- All right, I'm out of here.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Trust me,
you're gonna love this show.
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How could you not when
the star is Leland Breakfast?
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Leland Breakfast?
Who dat?
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He's only the bad boy
of the London theater scene.
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His one-man adaptation
of "The Miracle Worker"
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was, ugh, sensation
on the West End.
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A play was a sensation?
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Do they not have TV there?
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Yeah, Leland was actually
an old chum of mine
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from university
from Drama Club, yeah.
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Actually, the two of us
really bonded
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when he and the others
hazed me into hospital.
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Water, Helen.
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It has a name.
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Wah...
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Water.
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[applause]
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Pump.
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Yes, pump.
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Son of a bitch.
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Sorry, can we have
the house lights up, please?
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Yeah, you, in the front row.
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The one dressed
as a birthday cupcake.
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You've been on your bloody
mobile the entire show.
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Ex-squeeze me?
Me?
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I will have you know,
that I am a doctor.
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- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- Yes.
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And I was dealing with
a medical emergency...
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- So I guess I'm the real
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Miracle Worker here.
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[snaps fingers] Give it.
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- Oh, God.
- Um...
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- Give it.
- Uh...
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Stop talking.
Give it.
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Oh, yes, she was on Instagram,
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ladies and gentlemen.
[audience groans]
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- Wha...
- Yes, that's right.
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Commenting on a photograph
of Amanda Seyfried's dog.
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She's just so into that dog.
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Do you know, I have
half a mind to drop this
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- in a pitcher of... wah...
- Oh, no.
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Wah...
[applause]
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Aah!
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[music]
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Leland, you were marvelous.
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Like Helen Keller
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I, too, was blinded by tears
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and deafened by my own applause.
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Hang on a tick, do I know you?
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Yeah, we were at uni together.
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Jeremy Reed.
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[whispering] You may remember me
as Princess Wanker.
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I'm just having a laugh,
Princess Wanker!
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[laughs]
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How are you, you dear,
sweet little man?
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Oh. See, Mindy?
We're such good friends.
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Sorry, are you with her?
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- Is she off her knob?
- Very much so.
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Okay, I am the customer here.
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It is your job to entertain me.
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If I have to go on my phone,
have I failed,
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or has theater failed?
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Goodness, you are a little
handful, aren't you?
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I actually had a look through
the photos in your phone.
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I liked what I saw.
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Mostly.
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A couple were chilling.
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Okay, well,
those photos are between me
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and my eczema
support group, so...
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So where are
we going for dinner?
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Because I know what
I'm having for dessert.
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[chuckles]
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That was a very sexy offer,
but I cannot.
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For one, you were extremely
mean to me in a public setting.
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Cheers.
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And, also,
I have a boyfriend, so...
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Hey, hey, what the hell
are you doing?
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Stop being insane
and accept his offer.
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- You're pushing 40.
- I'm 12.
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I'm... I'm 12.
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Well, if you change your mind,
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I put my number in your phone.
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Thank you.
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It's a British number,
so it'll cost you
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$15 per text.
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But trust me, I'm worth it.
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- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
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- I think he was kind of into me.
- I agree.
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He must be back on the opiates.
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Good morning, everyone,
I have an announcement.
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Acclaimed thespian
and close, personal friend,
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Leland Breakfast is in town
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and I'm throwing him a party.
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Now, this event is
very important to me,
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so while protocol demands
that I invite you all,
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I trust some of you
will know not to come.
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Who're you looking at?
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Is there a loser behind me?
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Oh, a party
for Leland Breakfast.
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I'm gonna bust out my pearls.
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Sorry, a party
for that guy in the play?
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- Yeah.
- Who cares?
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If I want to hang out
with Broadway stars,
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I'll just turn on Grindr
in a Mormon church.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Leland Breakfast is not
just some Tonys nerd.
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He's Doctor Universe
in the Marvel movies.
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You know, the superhero
with the power
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to manipulate the universe?
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It's kind of an unspecific
power, isn't it?
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It could mean anything.
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- Or nothing.
- Duh.
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Not knowing that is
his greatest weakness.
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Okay, watch this, watch this.
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There's a scene in "Avengers 3:
Civil War 2: Requiem"
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where Doctor Universe is
hurled back into a black hole.
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I remember that.
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I remember thinking, "You know,
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"perhaps if Doctor Universe
can escape
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"Loki's vibranium chains,
then...
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"uh, maybe I could escape...
[sighs]
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The chains of
my third marriage."
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Okay, I didn't know he knew
Cobie Smulders.
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I like him now.
He's cool.
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Eh, I don't know.
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Those superhero films,
they're so low-brow.
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Give me a great foreign film
like "Madagascar"
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or "Kung Fu Panda."
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The craziest thing is that Leland
actually asked Mindy out.
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- Yeah.
- Aw, it figures.
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All actors are sex addicts.
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Took me forever to get rid
of Robert Blake.
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But when I did, did I ever.
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I'm not interested, okay?
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I have Ben:
a hot, age-appropriate boyfriend
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with a bad sense of smell.
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Yeah, he can't smell nothing.
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Has anyone seen
Dr. Kimball-Kinney?
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I need Mrs. Gomez's blood work.
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Oh, Jody won't be available
until after lunch.
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He said he needs to "set awhile"
in his rocking chair
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and do some reckoning.
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That seems like a strange
request for a grown man
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from this century.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Check it...
him and Dr. L had a thing,
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And then she rejected him,
now she's flaunting her new love
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right under his nose.
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How long could it possibly
take for him to get over this?
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I was back at my gymnastics meet
an hour after
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my grandfather's trial, so...
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Well, listen, Kimball-Kinneys
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take romantic rejection
very hard.
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Our grandpa once
got so heartbroken,
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he turned into the trunk
of a willow tree.
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I don't believe that,
but I don't want to offend you,
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so I'm going to leave.
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[upbeat music]
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Check this out.
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I got you something.
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Oh, you got me a book of poems.
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- As a present.
- Yeah.
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Cool.
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I shall put it on my nightstand
under a glass of water.
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Oh, hey,
what're you doing on Friday?
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Jeremy's having a party
for his friend.
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He's a well-known actor.
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You might've heard of him.
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His name is Leland Breakfast.
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- Doctor Universe?
- Mm-hmm.
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I went as him for Halloween.
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- Twice.
- When you were a kid, right?
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No, last year
and the year before.
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You know what?
I'm excited you're excited.
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Hey, do you think
I can get him to sign
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my Doctor Universe
action figure?
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No, and I don't want you
to say that ever again.
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Okay, no one can know
that you collect dolls.
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- Copy that.
- Okay.
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- They're collector's items.
- Eh, eh, eh.
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Hey.
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You're more put-together
than normal.
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Were you arguing against
evolution in court again?
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It was postponed
so I could rebut
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some new fossils they found.
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No, I am so attired because I am
having dinner with a friend.
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Like a hot date?
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Okay, you back in the game.
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We've been worried about you.
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At your age, I thought
you'd have to go
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to an Exotic Marigold Hotel
to find love.
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Well, some things should
remain private, Tamra.
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Like how closely related
Mother and Father are.
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Good evening.
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[whistles]
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Let's see where in the hell
you going.
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Dinner with Jen Trang.
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Hmm.
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[Salt 'N' Pepa's "Whatta Man"
playing]
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-
All right
-
Yeah
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get it, get it, get it, get it.
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Yes!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is good.
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Colette, sorry to interrupt
your little ice cream dance,
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But you know I'd only do
that for something important.
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That was a perfect take!
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- This better be good.
- It is.
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Dr. K is back
in the saddle, y'all.
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Last night, he went on a date
with someone named Jen Trang.
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And with a name like that,
you know she's in her 30s.
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- "Jen."
- Oh, my God, Dr. Trang.
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I love her!
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Yeah, she's great.
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And she's married.
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I mean, how many times
does Jody have to get shot
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before he learns
not to cad around?
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His shoulder's more lead
than bone!
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Hey, let's calm down,
let's take it from the top again...
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You know what, Morgan, I don't
feel like dancing anymore.
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What?
No, no, no, no...
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I'm gonna eat this
ice cream, though.
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Now we're gonna miss
her festival deadlines.
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Ugh, this is madness.
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You can just hit command then C
rather than clicking edit
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then copy every time.
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Hey, man,
if you're so good at computers,
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how come I was the one that had
to teach you how to use
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the dog filter on Snapchat?
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You forced me to do that
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and then you mocked me for it.
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Oh, hi.
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Aren't you Dr. Mindy Lahiri?
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- Yeah, I am.
- I work at the hospital.
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I just recognize you
because my boyfriend
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always speaks so highly of you.
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Oh, your boyfriend works
in the morgue, right?
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I do a Melania Trump
impression for him.
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"Oh, Donald, I'm too tired.
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I don't want to go on
campaign trail with you."
251
00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,534
[chuckles] Hey, who is that?
252
00:08:48,535 --> 00:08:49,901
Who's Donald?
253
00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:52,805
No my boyfriend's name is Ben.
254
00:08:52,806 --> 00:08:53,873
Ben Miller.
255
00:08:53,874 --> 00:08:56,141
I think he's your son's nurse.
256
00:08:56,142 --> 00:08:59,479
[gasps] This is
very embarrassing for you.
257
00:09:04,818 --> 00:09:06,484
I'm sorry, Ben Miller
is your boyfriend?
258
00:09:06,486 --> 00:09:08,888
- Yeah.
- Like, a boy that's a friend?
259
00:09:08,889 --> 00:09:10,322
Like Morgan and me?
260
00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:13,158
- Wait, I'm... I'm your friend?
- Oh, shh!
261
00:09:13,159 --> 00:09:16,195
It's just that, you know, he's
literally never mentioned you,
262
00:09:16,196 --> 00:09:17,630
and I spent a lot
of time with him.
263
00:09:17,631 --> 00:09:19,331
Well, I can't imagine
I would come up much
264
00:09:19,332 --> 00:09:22,134
when he's treating your son.
265
00:09:22,135 --> 00:09:23,936
Do you have sex with him?
266
00:09:23,937 --> 00:09:26,372
Um, that's between him and me,
267
00:09:26,373 --> 00:09:29,041
but yes, he's so tender.
268
00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,876
Okay, you need to go.
269
00:09:30,877 --> 00:09:32,244
Take your blood, and your urine,
270
00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:33,946
and your adorable
boyfriend stories
271
00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:35,147
and get your ass up out of here.
272
00:09:35,148 --> 00:09:36,848
Goldilocks,
I want you out of here.
273
00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:38,349
- I'm sorry... okay.
- Get out.
274
00:09:38,351 --> 00:09:40,586
Thanks for choosing Shulman.
275
00:09:40,587 --> 00:09:44,056
Hey.
I'm sorry.
276
00:09:44,057 --> 00:09:48,027
Command and V is paste.
So...
277
00:09:48,028 --> 00:09:49,695
- Get out!
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
278
00:09:49,696 --> 00:09:52,164
- I'm performing a delivery!
- [grunting]
279
00:09:52,165 --> 00:09:53,798
You are surprisingly strong.
280
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,868
Are you insane,
barging in like that?
281
00:09:55,869 --> 00:09:58,170
The first words that baby heard
were you calling me a skank.
282
00:09:58,171 --> 00:09:59,371
Well, if you're not a skank,
283
00:09:59,372 --> 00:10:01,373
why did you go to dinner
with my brother last night,
284
00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:02,640
Dr. Trang?
285
00:10:02,642 --> 00:10:04,209
Your brother's
Jody Kimball-Kinney?
286
00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:07,012
- Yeah!
- I wasn't on a date with him.
287
00:10:07,013 --> 00:10:09,248
Do I look like I want
drug-resistant crabs?
288
00:10:09,249 --> 00:10:11,683
I was interviewing him
for a job at my practice.
289
00:10:11,685 --> 00:10:14,253
Oh, you tried to poach him
like he's some
290
00:10:14,254 --> 00:10:16,054
delicious brunch egg?
291
00:10:16,056 --> 00:10:17,656
No, he came to me.
292
00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:19,857
He said he felt
uncomfortable at his practice
293
00:10:19,859 --> 00:10:21,526
and was looking for a change.
294
00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:24,730
- Did he not tell you?
- Sure.
295
00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:26,899
Uh, yup, uh...
he didn't tell me.
296
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:29,969
Um, which is...
weird, 'cause, uh...
297
00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:33,237
I mean, we definitely kept
secrets from each other before.
298
00:10:33,239 --> 00:10:35,207
All the time, all the time.
299
00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:36,775
It's... whoop-Dee-doo!
300
00:10:36,776 --> 00:10:39,211
Uh...
[inhaling]
301
00:10:39,212 --> 00:10:40,346
The show is called "Botched"?
302
00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:42,281
She looks better than me.
303
00:10:42,282 --> 00:10:44,016
Hey, Min.
304
00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:45,818
Been looking for ya.
305
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,786
You didn't respond to my text,
asking you to go for a hike.
306
00:10:48,788 --> 00:10:51,090
I didn't respond
for two reasons.
307
00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:53,158
First: how dare you?
308
00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,293
Second: how dare you?
309
00:10:55,295 --> 00:10:57,929
Okay, I don't think
I completely understand.
310
00:10:57,931 --> 00:10:59,732
Why did a lab tech
come to my office
311
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,299
and say that you
were her boyfriend?
312
00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:03,935
Oh, my God.
Lisa?
313
00:11:03,937 --> 00:11:04,937
Lisa?
314
00:11:04,938 --> 00:11:06,605
It figures your hot girlfriend
would have
315
00:11:06,606 --> 00:11:07,939
a sexy name like Lisa.
316
00:11:07,941 --> 00:11:10,476
Look, she's not
my girlfriend, okay?
317
00:11:10,477 --> 00:11:12,543
We're just... hanging out.
318
00:11:12,545 --> 00:11:14,713
Wait.
319
00:11:14,714 --> 00:11:16,280
Are we just hanging out?
320
00:11:16,282 --> 00:11:17,716
No.
321
00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:19,518
I mean, I don't know.
322
00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:21,319
We haven't really
talked about it.
323
00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:24,723
Yeah, we haven't talked about
it, but we're sleeping together.
324
00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,125
You gave me a book of poetry.
325
00:11:26,126 --> 00:11:28,459
[gasps] I almost read it!
326
00:11:28,461 --> 00:11:31,163
- Okay, I'm leaving.
- Wait, Mindy.
327
00:11:31,164 --> 00:11:33,931
And you cannot come to
that Doctor Universe party.
328
00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:37,268
Unless you're "hanging out"
with Scarlett Johansson, too.
329
00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:40,372
[groans]
330
00:11:40,373 --> 00:11:42,974
Dr. Trang told us you're
trying to leave Shulman.
331
00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:44,276
Were you gonna leave without me?
332
00:11:44,277 --> 00:11:47,111
Is there another sister/coworker
I should know about?
333
00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:49,415
Well, knowing Father,
there are almost certainly
334
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,617
sisters we don't know about.
335
00:11:51,618 --> 00:11:53,618
And yes, I am
thinking about leaving.
336
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:55,921
Is this because every morning
I go into your lunch
337
00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,156
and I take one slice
of meat off your sandwich?
338
00:11:58,158 --> 00:11:59,892
Oh, my...
339
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:03,529
It is humiliating working with
a person who has spurned you.
340
00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:05,697
Every day, I have to
watch Mindy butter her donut
341
00:12:05,698 --> 00:12:07,699
while she microwaves her bacon.
342
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,700
I can't take it.
343
00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,536
You got rejected, bro.
Get over it.
344
00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:12,037
Happened to me, too.
345
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:13,839
Think of it this way,
we are both coworkers
346
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:17,142
who were friend-zoned by Dr. L,
so we're, like, the same.
347
00:12:17,143 --> 00:12:19,078
I've made up my mind,
and once a Kimball-Kinney
348
00:12:19,079 --> 00:12:21,713
makes their decision,
that duck is in the dog's mouth.
349
00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:23,916
Is this because you walked in
on me going to the bathroom
350
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:24,983
and I had all my clothes off?
351
00:12:24,984 --> 00:12:26,350
Oh, for f...
352
00:12:26,352 --> 00:12:27,719
[crying]
353
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,388
- Oh, cheer up, Mindy.
- No.
354
00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:31,123
I've got an idea.
355
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:34,026
Why don't you text Leland
and see if he wants
356
00:12:34,027 --> 00:12:35,694
to take you to the party
as his date?
357
00:12:35,695 --> 00:12:37,428
Yes.
Here.
358
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:39,363
It would really help me out.
359
00:12:39,365 --> 00:12:41,667
I mean, it's Leland Breakfast.
360
00:12:41,668 --> 00:12:43,068
All the women want
to sleep with him
361
00:12:43,069 --> 00:12:44,203
and all the men want...
362
00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:46,538
Want to watch.
Yeah, it's perfect. Mm-hmm.
363
00:12:46,539 --> 00:12:48,474
Shouldn't I break
up with Ben first?
364
00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:49,808
But, wait were we even dating?
365
00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:51,242
Was that even his penis?
366
00:12:51,244 --> 00:12:52,544
Please, Mindy!
367
00:12:52,545 --> 00:12:55,446
If you care about me
at all, you will do this.
368
00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:57,014
Okay, okay!
Ow!
369
00:12:57,016 --> 00:13:00,385
Fine, I'll sleep
with a celebrity, jeez.
370
00:13:00,386 --> 00:13:02,287
Excuse me.
371
00:13:02,288 --> 00:13:04,857
Okay.
[clears throat]
372
00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:07,159
[sighs] Hey, do you have a date
for Jeremy's party?
373
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,328
There, I did it.
Okay?
374
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:10,723
He's not gonna respond.
375
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:11,788
[cell phone vibrates]
376
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:14,344
You're that cheeky bint
with more curves
377
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,254
than the Swindon roundabout,
aren't you?
378
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,002
I was planning on going on
my Jack Jones,
379
00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:20,172
but I wouldn't mind
taking you out for a spin.
380
00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:22,708
Oh, my God, it's on.
I think.
381
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:24,442
Can you translate this?
382
00:13:24,444 --> 00:13:26,945
[mumbling]
383
00:13:26,946 --> 00:13:28,947
- Yes!
- Ah!
384
00:13:28,948 --> 00:13:31,850
You about to be
with Leland Breakfast.
385
00:13:31,851 --> 00:13:33,520
- Oh!
- Yes!
386
00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,925
Flecks of blood in stool.
387
00:13:39,926 --> 00:13:42,294
Hey, Morgan.
388
00:13:42,295 --> 00:13:44,096
Do you know if Mindy's
cooled off yet?
389
00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:45,564
I want to go to
her place to apologize,
390
00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:47,232
but I'm just not sure if
I should wear a cup.
391
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,634
Too little too late, bro.
392
00:13:48,635 --> 00:13:52,303
She will be going to Dr. Reed's
party with Leland Breakfast.
393
00:13:52,305 --> 00:13:56,308
- You snooze, you fail.
- What? Damn it.
394
00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:58,243
I wish I was Doctor Universe
so I can go back in time
395
00:13:58,244 --> 00:13:59,578
and change what happened.
396
00:13:59,579 --> 00:14:01,646
I thought his power
was manipulating the universe.
397
00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:03,815
Time travel is one of the ways
he manipulates it.
398
00:14:03,816 --> 00:14:05,517
Don't nitpick,
I'm in a bad place right now.
399
00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:07,718
Okay, what'd you expect,
you got all sketchy with Dr. L.
400
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,421
Look, technically,
I wasn't cheating
401
00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:11,122
'cause we never had
the conversation.
402
00:14:11,124 --> 00:14:14,493
No, no... once people start
falling back on technicalities,
403
00:14:14,494 --> 00:14:16,195
they know they're wrong, okay?
404
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:18,697
Dr. L said to me, "Morgan, you
can't just walk into my office,"
405
00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:21,833
but technically, she didn't
say that I couldn't crawl
406
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:25,070
or slither or scoot on my butt
like a sick dog,
407
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:27,339
but I know I'm wrong
when I do it.
408
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,273
I think there's a good point
in there somewhere.
409
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:31,210
- Yeah.
- Thanks, Morgan.
410
00:14:31,211 --> 00:14:34,913
[clears throat]
411
00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:36,448
Are you expecting a tip?
412
00:14:36,449 --> 00:14:39,355
Were you pleased
with your service?
413
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:44,690
Anyway, so,
I said to Idina Menzel,
414
00:14:44,691 --> 00:14:47,926
"Darling, your chest appears
to be 'defying gravity.'"
415
00:14:47,927 --> 00:14:51,163
And then she, uh... well,
she smacked me across the face.
416
00:14:51,164 --> 00:14:52,263
Real "Wicked"-like.
417
00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,632
- Why? What's "Wicked"?
- Shut up.
418
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:57,001
It's so nice that Jeremy
threw this party for you.
419
00:14:57,003 --> 00:14:58,869
He's typically pretty secretive.
420
00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:00,371
Yeah, I suppose so.
421
00:15:00,373 --> 00:15:02,007
Well, it is a pretty tiny flat.
422
00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:04,142
We should really come
and see my place in England.
423
00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:06,010
You'd probably know
it as Downton Abbey.
424
00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:07,512
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
425
00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:08,513
What is "Downton Abbey"?
426
00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:09,513
No, cut it out.
427
00:15:09,515 --> 00:15:10,949
Damn it, Colette!
428
00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:13,385
Dr. Trang said they won't hire
me because of your outburst.
429
00:15:13,386 --> 00:15:15,520
They gave the job
to a Korean medical robot
430
00:15:15,521 --> 00:15:16,988
who "causes less drama."
431
00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:18,723
Well, I'm glad
that you can't leave,
432
00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:20,491
because now that we don't
live together,
433
00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:23,662
the only time we see each other
is work, weekends, and ballroom.
434
00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,197
This was my best chance
to get out
435
00:15:25,198 --> 00:15:27,332
of an intolerable
work situation.
436
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,967
And the new office
was next to my gym, L.A. Look.
437
00:15:29,969 --> 00:15:32,037
Oh, you know what?
This city has changed you.
438
00:15:32,038 --> 00:15:34,005
You never worked out before.
439
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,608
I... I like the way I look.
I like the new me.
440
00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:39,010
Oh, yeah?
You look like a fit Abe Lincoln.
441
00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:40,444
I like looking like an L.A. man.
442
00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:44,816
Psst!
Princess Wanker, come here.
443
00:15:44,817 --> 00:15:46,218
- Hi.
- Hey.
444
00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:48,720
Uh, so I'm noticing
that those two aren't really
445
00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:50,422
paying me any attention.
446
00:15:50,423 --> 00:15:51,790
Something wrong?
447
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:53,659
I mean, I are they seeing?
448
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,527
Oh, oh, that's just my coworker.
449
00:15:55,528 --> 00:15:57,728
Yeah, Jody's had some
love troubles at work.
450
00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:59,498
Oh.
451
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:02,033
Well, I know how we can
cheer up our little Jody.
452
00:16:02,035 --> 00:16:05,470
[claps]
453
00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:07,005
Ladies and gentlemen,
I've just heard
454
00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:10,207
that a young woman here tonight
by the name of Jody
455
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:13,377
has been feeling
romantically rejected at work.
456
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:16,181
Now, this may be hard
to believe, but...
457
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,016
I can relate.
458
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:20,652
I rejected Margot Robbie
on the set of
459
00:16:20,653 --> 00:16:22,854
"Doctor Universe 2:
Winter Planet"
460
00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:24,656
and I can tell you,
it crushed her.
461
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:28,126
- Yeah.
- Now, like Doctor Universe,
462
00:16:28,127 --> 00:16:29,695
I don't know
all the powers I have.
463
00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:30,696
[laughter]
464
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:34,466
But with, uh, vague power...
465
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:38,970
comes, you know,
vague responsibility.
466
00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:41,072
- What're you doing?
- Sorry.
467
00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:43,542
So I would like
to dedicate this song
468
00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:47,713
to our lovely, lonely,
little Jody.
469
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,781
And I am
470
00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:52,751
Telling you
471
00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:57,355
I'm not going
472
00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:59,458
You're the best girl
473
00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,158
I'll ever know
474
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,162
[Tom Eyen's "And I am Telling
You" continues playing]
475
00:17:04,163 --> 00:17:05,796
476
00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:08,800
And you and you and you
477
00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:12,037
You're gonna love me
478
00:17:12,038 --> 00:17:16,475
Oh oh oh
479
00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:19,176
You're gonna love me
480
00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:20,679
Yes you are
481
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,482
Yes you are
482
00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:26,151
Whoa
483
00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:27,986
Love me
484
00:17:27,987 --> 00:17:29,955
Love me
485
00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:33,692
Love
486
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:34,959
He's, like, a triple threat.
487
00:17:34,961 --> 00:17:36,261
What're you doing here?
488
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,363
I should've known
that you were not gonna commit.
489
00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:39,765
You're too handsome and normal.
490
00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:41,466
If I was you, I'd have,
like, 12 side pieces.
491
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,935
But it's fine, Doctor Galaxy
thinks I'm a six.
492
00:17:43,936 --> 00:17:45,137
Doctor Universe.
493
00:17:45,138 --> 00:17:46,938
Doctor Galaxy
is a totally different person.
494
00:17:46,939 --> 00:17:49,507
He actually died pushing
a hydrogen bomb into a black hole.
495
00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:50,542
Cool.
496
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:52,544
Hey, will you hold on a second?
497
00:17:52,545 --> 00:17:55,080
Did it ever occur to you
that I wasn't 100% sure
498
00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:56,680
you wanted to
be serious with me?
499
00:17:56,682 --> 00:17:57,682
What?
No, I suck.
500
00:17:57,683 --> 00:17:59,150
What are you talking about?
501
00:17:59,152 --> 00:18:01,486
You don't suck, you're this
fancy New York doctor
502
00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:03,522
- who went to Brown.
- Brown?
503
00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:04,855
I went to Princeton, son.
504
00:18:04,857 --> 00:18:06,158
Whatever,
they're both Ivy League.
505
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:08,626
Yeah, the way that Kim and Rob
are both Kardashians.
506
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:09,995
Look, the point is, you're you,
507
00:18:09,996 --> 00:18:12,430
and I buy my groceries
and jeans at the same store.
508
00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:14,699
Okay, well,
that's one way of looking at me.
509
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,535
The other is
that I'm a single mom who's wearing
510
00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:18,003
one of my son's Pull-Ups
as underwear
511
00:18:18,004 --> 00:18:19,771
because I didn't have time
to do laundry.
512
00:18:19,772 --> 00:18:21,540
Well, you're still
pretty glamorous to me.
513
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:23,641
And if it counts for anything,
514
00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,630
the other girl
never met my daughter.
515
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:34,419
Come with me.
516
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,020
Anna, stop it.
517
00:18:36,022 --> 00:18:38,323
I'm trying to leave
this embarrassment.
518
00:18:38,324 --> 00:18:40,425
Maybe I'll walk into the ocean
like Mother tried
519
00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:41,559
after Obama won.
520
00:18:41,561 --> 00:18:43,528
Oh, what is wrong with you?
521
00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:45,864
Uh, I'm sad,
the situation is horrible,
522
00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:47,432
my alcoholism is too
high-functioning
523
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,800
for anyone to intervene.
524
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:51,436
- You want to continue?
- No, snap out of it!
525
00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:53,371
Cher said that once
in a humorous movie I rented
526
00:18:53,372 --> 00:18:55,240
called "Moonstruck"...
I didn't care for it.
527
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:57,409
But my heart was broken and I...
528
00:18:57,410 --> 00:18:58,709
Oh, holy sh...
529
00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:01,246
I came to Shulman
to treat vaginas,
530
00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:02,647
not work with one.
531
00:19:02,648 --> 00:19:04,950
And yes, that is not something
I'd like you to repeat
532
00:19:04,951 --> 00:19:07,052
because female genitalia
are strong,
533
00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:08,520
hashtag I'm with her,
534
00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:10,288
the female Ghostbusters
are better,
535
00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:11,823
blah, blah, blah, blah...
536
00:19:11,824 --> 00:19:13,891
No!
537
00:19:13,893 --> 00:19:16,361
I took this job to work
alongside great doctors.
538
00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:18,663
Now, you can't just leave,
you're the most normal one here.
539
00:19:18,664 --> 00:19:20,465
Which is weird,
because you're a spooky ghost
540
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:21,465
from a Faulkner novel.
541
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,533
You are a mean woman.
542
00:19:22,535 --> 00:19:26,077
Ugh, this is taking up
too much of my time.
543
00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:31,176
There!
544
00:19:31,177 --> 00:19:33,445
Now you kissed someone else,
be normal again.
545
00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:34,746
Do I have to do
everything myself?
546
00:19:34,747 --> 00:19:36,181
Jesus.
547
00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:38,483
[door closes]
548
00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:41,552
Ah, there you are,
my little cupcake.
549
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,188
I just put the hat out
and made $10,000
550
00:19:43,189 --> 00:19:44,722
for Broadway Cares...
you're welcome.
551
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:45,991
Oh, my God.
552
00:19:45,992 --> 00:19:48,727
Okay, well,
I'll be out in a second.
553
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,996
Oh, hello.
Who's this?
554
00:19:50,997 --> 00:19:52,731
First of all,
I just have to tell you,
555
00:19:52,732 --> 00:19:54,965
it's a huge honor to meet you,
big fan.
556
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:56,768
So many questions for you,
Doctor Universe.
557
00:19:56,769 --> 00:19:58,203
Keep them short.
558
00:19:58,204 --> 00:19:59,971
Second of all,
this is my girlfriend now,
559
00:19:59,972 --> 00:20:01,939
so I'm afraid
that your date is over.
560
00:20:01,941 --> 00:20:04,743
I tell you what,
why don't you piss off
561
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:07,212
and, uh, leave me here
with these two birds.
562
00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:09,481
I love you, Leland.
563
00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:11,650
Of course you do.
564
00:20:11,651 --> 00:20:13,617
The lady's made her choice,
my friend.
565
00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,686
Hey, man, I just said
that that's my girlfriend.
566
00:20:15,688 --> 00:20:16,988
Well, what do you
want to do, eh?
567
00:20:16,989 --> 00:20:18,890
What, have a fight?
What, are you gonna punch me?
568
00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:21,025
Lay one on me right there,
go on, go on, go on.
569
00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:22,860
I'm not gonna hit
Doctor Universe.
570
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:24,162
Oh, well, that's great,
because that's how
571
00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,630
I win all my fights...
what's that?
572
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:27,165
- [blow landing]
- Oh, God.
573
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,232
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.
574
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,534
Are you okay?
575
00:20:29,535 --> 00:20:31,135
Damn it, why
didn't I just hit him first?
576
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:32,503
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
577
00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:34,004
Good night, Princess Wanker.
578
00:20:34,006 --> 00:20:35,573
Oh, Leland, you're not leaving.
579
00:20:35,575 --> 00:20:37,375
Um, what can I do
to make you stay?
580
00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:39,176
Do you want to beat me up
for old time's sake?
581
00:20:39,178 --> 00:20:42,380
No, Jeremy.
Your party was terrible.
582
00:20:42,381 --> 00:20:44,950
I'm making my Brexit
if anyone cares to join.
583
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:47,785
The drinks are on me, obviously,
'cause I'm massively rich.
584
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:48,787
Come on, everyone.
585
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,387
Oh, Mindy.
586
00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:51,623
One last chance.
587
00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:52,824
I just texted Jeremy Renner.
588
00:20:52,825 --> 00:20:55,125
He's gonna bring some, uh,
you-know-what.
589
00:20:55,127 --> 00:20:57,127
Okay, I think you mean cocaine.
590
00:20:57,129 --> 00:20:58,362
The answer's no.
591
00:20:58,364 --> 00:21:01,523
Who needs Jeremy Renner
when I have Jeremy Reed.
592
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:06,171
Okay, that's rude.
You should go.
593
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:08,707
Very well, I guess
you'll never get to discover
594
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:11,176
Doctor Universe's
greatest power...
595
00:21:11,177 --> 00:21:12,210
butt stuff.
596
00:21:12,211 --> 00:21:13,811
- All right, Doctor, time to go.
- Okay.
597
00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:15,213
That's pretty sexy,
but he should go.
598
00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:16,948
Yeah, you two,
the fit ones, with me.
599
00:21:16,949 --> 00:21:19,417
Uh, no way.
You were rude to Dr. Reed,
600
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:21,019
and only I'm allowed to do that.
601
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:23,555
I don't like the English.
Too emotional.
602
00:21:23,556 --> 00:21:25,690
Yeah, I bet you'd love
for me to go with you.
603
00:21:25,691 --> 00:21:27,592
I'm not going to,
I'm gonna tell you why.
604
00:21:27,593 --> 00:21:29,094
One: I don't want to.
605
00:21:29,095 --> 00:21:32,697
Two: I don't have an ID
'cause no one knows my birthday.
606
00:21:32,698 --> 00:21:35,166
- My theory, sometime in March...
- Finished?
607
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,801
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
608
00:21:36,802 --> 00:21:38,236
Son of a bitch.
609
00:21:38,237 --> 00:21:40,071
Go ahead,
'cause you can't hang out here.
610
00:21:40,072 --> 00:21:41,072
Out, all of you.
611
00:21:41,073 --> 00:21:42,507
Well, I'm ruined.
612
00:21:42,508 --> 00:21:45,209
I can't go back
to my reunion now.
613
00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:47,345
Not that they ever invite me.
614
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:49,047
Don't be so down
on yourself, Jer.
615
00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:51,282
I'm not going anywhere.
616
00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:53,985
I'm not going anywhere.
617
00:21:53,986 --> 00:21:55,753
Jeremy, do you have any ice?
618
00:21:55,755 --> 00:21:58,490
Because my boyfriend
was punched in the face.
619
00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,691
My boyfriend.
620
00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:02,293
Yeah, Dr. Reed,
can you play something?
621
00:22:02,294 --> 00:22:04,362
'Cause I'm starting to regret
not going to Renner's.
622
00:22:04,363 --> 00:22:07,832
You know, I don't really
have anything prepared.
623
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,134
624
00:22:09,135 --> 00:22:10,768
Know it sounds funny
625
00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:13,405
But I just can't stand
the pain
626
00:22:13,406 --> 00:22:16,675
Oh
627
00:22:16,676 --> 00:22:20,111
Girl, I'm leaving you
tomorrow
628
00:22:20,112 --> 00:22:24,249
629
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,884
Girl, I begged, stole
630
00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:27,352
And I borrowed
631
00:22:27,353 --> 00:22:29,319
632
00:22:29,321 --> 00:22:31,417
That's why I'm easy
633
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:35,423
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