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I think you'd have to say
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that this past year was
pretty amazing.
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My boyfriend proposed to me,
and he gave me a huge ring.
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Will you marry me?
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It's real.
I checked.
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Then I gave birth
to the world's cutest baby...
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I love you, Leo Castellano.
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And got my bikini body back,
like, overnight.
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Yeah.
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Even my new fertility
practice started to take off,
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turning frozen eggs
into that dollar-dollar bill.
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Yep, in many ways, it was
the best year of my life...
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that also contained some of
the worst moments of my life.
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- You are bullying me.
- We agreed!
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Now you're changing your mind?
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I thought we could just go one
day without talking about this.
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I'm just saying
I'd like more kids.
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- Oh, this is a betrayal?
- It's a betrayal.
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And as for this year?
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Let's say that so far
it's been... interesting.
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[Stevie Wonder's
"We Can Work It Out"]
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Try to see things my way
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Do I have to keep on talking
till I can't go on?
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While you see it your way
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Run the risk of knowing
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That our love
may soon be gone
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We can work it out
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We can work it out
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Think of what you're saying
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You can get it wrong
and still think
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That it's all right
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Think of what I'm saying
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We can work it out
and get it straight
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Or say good night
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We can work it out
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We can work it out
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Life is very short
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And there's no time
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For fussing and fighting,
my friend
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Hey-ey,
I have always thought
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That it's a crime
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So I will ask you once again
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Hey
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Try to see things my way
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Only time will tell
if I am right or I am wrong
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While you see it your way
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There's a chance
that we might fall apart
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Before too long
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We can work it out
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We can work it out
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Hey-ey-ey
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[elevator bell dings]
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This has nothing to do
with you, okay?
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- Yep.
- This is about Mommy and Daddy.
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With you, nothing changes.
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It's okay.
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- It's not you.
- No, it's not your fault.
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- What did I do?
- It has nothing to do with you.
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Why did they do this?
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We can work it out
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Got a feeling
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Yeah
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[knock at door]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Work it out with me, baby
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Work it out with me, baby
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Ahh, life is very short
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And there's no time
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For fussing and fighting
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Peter!
What the hell, Peter?
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I'm sorry.
I was trying...
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I'm trying to paint here.
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Oh, God.
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I have always thought
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That it's a crime
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So I will ask you once again
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Hey
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Try to see things my way
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Only time will tell
if I am right or I am wrong
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While you see it your way
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There's a chance
that we might fall apart
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Before too long
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We can work it out
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We can work it out
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Hey-ey-ey
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We can work it out
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Oh, we can work it out
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Can you work it out, baby?
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[hip-hop music]
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They were mean to Rosie Perez.
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- I like her.
- I had no opinion.
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Morning, everyone.
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- Shh.
- Hey.
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What?
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Oh, nothing, it's just
normally when you come in,
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you burst into tears when you
walk past Dr. C's old office.
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Morgan, what did we say
about mentioning you-know-who?
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She asked me.
What am I supposed to...
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Why are we still getting
Danny's Italian "Men's Health?"
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He hasn't worked her for months.
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Oh, didn't mean Danny.
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I mean "Daddy," Leo's daddy.
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Damn it.
Please don't cry.
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Guys, it's fine.
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I appreciate you being
so careful about the breakup.
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Things are okay now
between me and Danny.
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We're on good terms.
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Does that mean
he's up for grabs?
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No, Beverly.
I wouldn't like that.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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'Cause a month ago, I liked
a picture of Dr. C on Instagram,
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and you poisoned my plant.
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And I also said,
"You're a traitor;
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you're fired,"
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the comment
that I have since deleted.
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I'm cool now.
In fact, give me his mail.
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I'm gonna see him later tonight.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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Yes, I'm just dropping Leo off.
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Relax.
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It's not like we're gonna
get in some big fight
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where I call him a greaseball
and throw his protein powder
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out the window;
I already did that.
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Can I tell you something
right now?
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I'm proud of you, all right?
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Thank you, Morgan.
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And when you're ready
to get back out there,
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cousin Lou met some great guys
on jury duty.
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- Okay.
- It was jury duty for them.
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He is a murderer.
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Alleged murderer.
Alleged, alleged.
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I can't believe
that it is finally time
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for Later Baby Spring Break.
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I can't believe
you actually convinced
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a bunch of college girls
to give up their spring break
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so you guys could just
poke at their private parts.
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Why not?
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Instead of passing out
at a foam party
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and waking up
with a pot leaf tattoo,
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these girls can spend eight
medically supervised days
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enjoying The Big Apple,
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topping it all off with a simple
procedure to freeze their eggs.
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Giving them
the reproductive freedom
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to date a string of losers
until their late 30s.
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And on my end, I have set up
a tour of the quarry
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for the girls,
and if we're lucky,
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we might see the scuba team
discover a body.
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Colette, would you be a dear
and go start some toast for me?
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[scoffs] Oh, fine.
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But I might take a couple bites.
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Bye.
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- Uh, Morgan.
- Yep.
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I'm afraid you can't be a part
of Later Baby Spring Break.
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You're a convicted felon.
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It just wouldn't feel right.
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- Oh, it wouldn't feel right?
- No.
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Unfortunately for you,
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it's Lahiri Fertility Clinic,
all right?
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So there's one lady I answer to.
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Tell 'em, boss.
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I'm sorry, Morgan,
you can't be part of this.
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Dr. K,
can you please reason with her?
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This is the guy
that has a history
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of seducing college girls.
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I've never seduced anyone.
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I've told you that many times.
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I'm reformed now.
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I no longer dabble in coeds.
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The last woman I slept with
was a paralegal in her 40s.
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Afterwards,
I played Xbox with her son.
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That doesn't really prove
anything, I think, maybe.
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I'm sorry.
It's already done.
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Why am I helping?
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This is worse than jail.
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We are so excited
to have you here.
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This week is not just about
freezing your eggs.
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It's also about learning
sizzling life hacks
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from a sexually active
young career woman.
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Now, don't worry.
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For your safety, we have issued
each of you a whistle
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and handkerchiefs for blotting
this city's very greasy pizza.
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Yeah, and get ready
for a week of good, clean fun.
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I'm talking
the Museum of Poverty.
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I'm talking a tour
of New York's female statues.
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I've even arranged
an autograph session
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at the M&M's store
with the green one.
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And look who's got tickets
to Broadway's biggest sensation,
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"Hamilton."
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Damn.
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Can I sell my ticket?
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- It sounds boring.
- What?
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You're not interested in
the early history
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of the U.S. Treasury Department?
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No, I thought this was
supposed to be spring break.
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Jody, can't you take us out?
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I want to go to the club where
Lil Wayne woke up from his coma.
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[chuckles]
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Well, it's Dr. Kimball-Kinney,
and no, I cannot.
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I'm sorry, "Shh-lo."
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It's not gonna be
that kind of spring break.
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Actually, alcohol
is not permitted on this trip.
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It's really not good
for your procedure.
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Now, take it away, Tamra.
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[whistle blasts]
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All right, I'm your chaperone,
Nurse Webb.
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I ain't never had
no power before,
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and I do plan on abusing it.
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Now, let's get into some gowns
for your initial exams.
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Come on, "Shh-lo."
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Hustle up.
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Hazing, hazing, hazing!
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Let's get these
pap smears crackin'.
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Come on, ladies.
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[jazzy music]
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Now, don't forget.
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You're chaperoning
with Tamra tonight.
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You've got to be at
the Richard Rogers by 7:30.
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If you're late,
they won't let you in
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till after
the Revolutionary War.
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Chill, man.
I've been to a play before.
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I've seen "Thunder From
Down Under" like, nine times.
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I just have to drop Leo off
at Danny's first.
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[elevator bell dings]
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[clears throat]
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[exhales]
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[clears throat]
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[clears throat]
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Do you want to say
something to me?
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It's just I've noticed
that you and Danny are spending
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an awful lot of time together
for a couple that's broken up.
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Okay, all right, we share a son.
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And if he spends all of his time
with Danny,
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he's gonna turn on me.
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The other day, he knocked
a Dorito out of my hand and said,
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"Mama, no.
Just chill it."
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A lot of time.
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That's all I'm saying.
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We can be broken up and still
spend time in the same room.
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Danny and I are having
a modern uncoupling,
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like Coldplay in "Goop."
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[quirky music]
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[knock at door]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, there's my little guy.
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[in Donald Duck voice]
Oh, hello, Leo.
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How are you today?
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He's like a duck...
[mumbling]
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Yeah, he loves the duck.
He loves it.
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You love it too.
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[speaking in Donald Duck voice]
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How's he doing?
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- Really good.
- [laughs]
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Yeah, he saw Hillary on TV
the other day,
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made a little fist.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
261
00:09:42,465 --> 00:09:43,915
That's my boy.
262
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,514
Hey, come on in.
Let's go. Thank you.
263
00:09:45,515 --> 00:09:48,619
Oh, some mail
came for you at work.
264
00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:51,404
Oh, great.
Thanks, appreciate it.
265
00:09:51,405 --> 00:09:53,504
Whoa, is that a lasagna I smell
266
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,454
or one of
your weight-loss candles?
267
00:09:56,455 --> 00:09:59,314
That is the real deal
right there.
268
00:09:59,315 --> 00:10:00,514
Hey, why don't you come in?
269
00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:02,454
Wanna have some
and, I don't know,
270
00:10:02,455 --> 00:10:04,494
maybe stay for story time
with Leo?
271
00:10:04,495 --> 00:10:06,454
I ca... mm.
272
00:10:06,455 --> 00:10:07,464
Come in.
273
00:10:07,465 --> 00:10:09,434
Uh, okay.
274
00:10:09,435 --> 00:10:11,544
- Okay.
- Great.
275
00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,485
All right.
276
00:10:17,023 --> 00:10:18,544
- Good night, pal.
- Good night, sweetheart.
277
00:10:18,545 --> 00:10:20,434
Sleep happy.
278
00:10:20,435 --> 00:10:22,787
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
279
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,474
Can I just say you are
a captivating storyteller?
280
00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:26,574
Thank you.
281
00:10:26,575 --> 00:10:28,504
It's fun to read
a children's book to someone
282
00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:31,394
who's always surprised
by the end.
283
00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:34,404
Hey, you want to stay
for another?
284
00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:39,374
You know, just make sure...
285
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:42,114
Leo's asleep.
286
00:10:42,115 --> 00:10:43,474
I'll let you turn the pages.
287
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:46,474
[quirky music]
288
00:10:46,475 --> 00:10:51,081
289
00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:53,565
[phone buzzing]
290
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,587
- Hello, Mindy.
- Oh, my God!
291
00:11:05,588 --> 00:11:07,028
My bear claw.
292
00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:08,687
You cannot scare me like that.
293
00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:10,597
You know my doctor says
that I have the heart
294
00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:11,757
of an 80-year-old coal miner.
295
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,684
How was "Hamilton" last night?
296
00:11:14,638 --> 00:11:15,747
- It was great.
- Is that so?
297
00:11:15,748 --> 00:11:17,777
It was my favorite musical
I've ever seen.
298
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,687
How was the music?
299
00:11:19,688 --> 00:11:21,701
Why don't you sing me
a few bars?
300
00:11:21,702 --> 00:11:23,687
Sure, I would love to.
301
00:11:23,688 --> 00:11:25,677
My name's Al Hamilton,
I'm here to say
302
00:11:25,678 --> 00:11:28,508
That is not in "Hamilton"
what you're doing right now.
303
00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:30,093
Admit it.
You didn't even go to the show.
304
00:11:30,094 --> 00:11:32,677
Okay, you're right.
305
00:11:32,678 --> 00:11:35,817
You're right; I didn't go
to see "Hamilton" last night.
306
00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,677
I was hanging out with Danny.
307
00:11:37,678 --> 00:11:40,787
But, Jody,
he plied me with lasagna.
308
00:11:40,788 --> 00:11:44,557
He wove me these amazing tales
of a bear that lost a button,
309
00:11:44,558 --> 00:11:45,983
a hat guy, and a monkey.
310
00:11:45,984 --> 00:11:47,617
One thing led to another, and...
311
00:11:47,618 --> 00:11:48,727
I told you this would happen.
312
00:11:48,728 --> 00:11:50,567
He's still got his hook
in your mouth.
313
00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:51,687
He just gave you
a little extra line
314
00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:53,408
so he could reel you back in.
315
00:11:53,409 --> 00:11:54,567
I am not a fish, Jody.
316
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,647
I am a woman, who, yes,
317
00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:57,827
one time ate a worm
to pledge a sorority.
318
00:11:57,828 --> 00:11:59,587
But what's the big deal anyway?
319
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,707
Wasn't Tamra with the girls?
320
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,627
It was horrible, Dr. L.
321
00:12:03,628 --> 00:12:04,727
They were drunk before Hamilton
322
00:12:04,728 --> 00:12:06,647
had even proposed
the national bank,
323
00:12:06,648 --> 00:12:08,647
which I still think
gives the federal government
324
00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:09,647
too much power.
325
00:12:09,648 --> 00:12:10,777
They got kicked out
of the theater,
326
00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:12,747
then they ran around the city
cutting dogs loose
327
00:12:12,748 --> 00:12:14,470
from their leashes.
328
00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:15,972
They cut who from their what?
329
00:12:15,973 --> 00:12:17,815
Morgan, just give us a moment.
330
00:12:17,816 --> 00:12:19,557
Okay, I'll go,
but these girls are sick,
331
00:12:19,558 --> 00:12:20,777
and if I had come with you,
332
00:12:20,778 --> 00:12:22,753
none of this would have
ever happened.
333
00:12:24,548 --> 00:12:25,787
It's the new teen
bad behavior trend,
334
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,597
"leashing,"
335
00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:29,737
and I ain't never even heard
of it until last night.
336
00:12:29,738 --> 00:12:31,571
Oh, no.
Am I old?
337
00:12:31,572 --> 00:12:32,747
It gets worse.
338
00:12:32,748 --> 00:12:33,767
Check this out.
339
00:12:33,768 --> 00:12:36,525
They leashed
some pretty prominent dogs.
340
00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:39,920
I'm sorry, if I could
just take a quick moment.
341
00:12:39,921 --> 00:12:42,667
Frisbee, if you're listening,
I miss you so much.
342
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:43,817
[gasps]
343
00:12:43,818 --> 00:12:46,577
I can't believe that our last
conversation was a fight.
344
00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:48,707
If you come back, I won't ever
run the vacuum cleaner
345
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:50,797
around you ever again,
because I know you hate that,
346
00:12:50,798 --> 00:12:53,777
and as for you, New York,
347
00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:56,988
please join me
in wearing a gray ribbon
348
00:12:56,989 --> 00:12:58,567
until Frisbee is found.
349
00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:01,547
Stay strong, Frisbee.
Stay Frisbee-strong, everyone.
350
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,807
We'll be right back
with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
351
00:13:02,808 --> 00:13:05,697
I saw dozens of those
gray ribbons on the subway.
352
00:13:05,698 --> 00:13:08,607
I thought it was to prevent
old people from driving.
353
00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:09,817
Get your asses in here.
354
00:13:09,818 --> 00:13:10,827
Sit down.
355
00:13:10,828 --> 00:13:13,246
You girls are out of control.
356
00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:15,657
And this is coming from a girl
who got so drunk,
357
00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:17,617
she fell out of the basket
of a hot-air balloon.
358
00:13:17,618 --> 00:13:19,617
Your parents sent you here
to freeze your eggs,
359
00:13:19,618 --> 00:13:20,717
not wild out.
360
00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:21,807
What's "wild out" mean?
361
00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:24,737
Is that like "slaying"
from the early 2000s?
362
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,501
[laughter]
363
00:13:26,502 --> 00:13:28,537
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Tamra,
it's not worth it.
364
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:29,777
I knew it, I knew it; this
city has corrupted these girls.
365
00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:31,587
It's corrupted them all.
366
00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:33,991
It's not a surprise, really.
It happens to everyone.
367
00:13:33,992 --> 00:13:36,961
Just the other day, I ate with
my elbows on the table.
368
00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:38,557
This is supposed to be
spring break.
369
00:13:38,558 --> 00:13:41,537
One of my friends
is already missing in Aruba.
370
00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:42,777
When you guys came
to my college,
371
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,777
Jody led me to believe this trip
would be a lot more fun.
372
00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:47,627
Hey, it's not Jody.
373
00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:50,825
It's Dr. Kimball-Kinney,
which, yeah, is hard to say.
374
00:13:50,826 --> 00:13:52,797
But if we have to say it,
so do you.
375
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,577
I'm sorry it's come to this,
376
00:13:54,578 --> 00:13:55,787
but I think it's time
to implement a lock-in
377
00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:58,091
right here tonight
at this practice.
378
00:13:58,092 --> 00:14:00,735
Tamra will gather your personal
effects from the hotel.
379
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,657
What's a lock-in?
Is it like a sleepover?
380
00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:04,557
- Sort of.
- Yes.
381
00:14:04,558 --> 00:14:05,577
I'm great at sleepovers.
382
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,807
I will do any dare
in a Truth-or-Dare.
383
00:14:06,808 --> 00:14:08,617
One time, I snuck upstairs,
384
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:10,657
touched my friend's dad's penis
while he was sleeping.
385
00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:11,657
- What?
- All right.
386
00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:12,797
Dr. Lahiri, I think you can...
387
00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:13,817
you can take the night off.
388
00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:15,577
I didn't, like,
rub it or anything.
389
00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:16,617
I just touched it.
390
00:14:16,618 --> 00:14:17,667
Your priorities
have been made clear.
391
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:18,787
I'm sorry.
Are you trying to kick me out?
392
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,555
I'm just suggesting...
393
00:14:20,556 --> 00:14:22,617
Absolutely not, Jody.
394
00:14:22,618 --> 00:14:24,587
You know why?
This is my business.
395
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:26,667
These are girls
are my everything.
396
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:27,757
They all idolize me.
397
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,707
- Come on, squad.
- Whoa.
398
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,667
Okay, I stepped
in a trash can; it's fine.
399
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:32,807
- You okay?
- Come on, girls.
400
00:14:32,808 --> 00:14:33,827
Come with me.
401
00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,747
We want to stay with Jody.
402
00:14:35,748 --> 00:14:38,537
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
403
00:14:38,538 --> 00:14:39,757
Oh, you do, do you?
404
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,577
Mindy.
405
00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:42,597
Well, that's fine.
406
00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:43,647
I have cool plans myself.
407
00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:46,737
I'm gonna take a trash can
off my foot.
408
00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:49,687
[quirky music]
409
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,727
In other news,
it's now been almost two days
410
00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:54,764
since Frisbee Meyers
was leashed.
411
00:14:54,765 --> 00:14:56,767
As the city rallies behind Seth,
412
00:14:56,768 --> 00:14:58,587
one can't help but lose hope.
413
00:14:58,588 --> 00:14:59,667
What?
Oh, my God. This is bad.
414
00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:01,637
If you have any information
on the whereabouts
415
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:03,737
of Frisbee Meyers,
please call this number.
416
00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:06,828
There is a $250,000 reward.
417
00:15:12,638 --> 00:15:14,258
Oh, for God sakes.
418
00:15:20,808 --> 00:15:24,268
Oh.
419
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:30,587
Eggplant?
420
00:15:30,588 --> 00:15:31,708
Whoa, Danny.
421
00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:38,415
Yeah, that makes more sense.
422
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:41,657
All right, all right, this is
a good old-fashioned lock-in,
423
00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,129
which means
no one can come in or out.
424
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,617
And why would you want to?
425
00:15:44,618 --> 00:15:46,637
We have such an exciting
evening in store.
426
00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:48,757
I have ordered authentic
New York-style pizza,
427
00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:51,647
and we have two classic movies
starring other people
428
00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:52,717
who like to break the rules,
429
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,747
"Gran Torino" and "Ulee's Gold."
430
00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:57,747
Yes, Tracy?
431
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,667
Where's Chloe?
432
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,587
Chloe?
Oh, no.
433
00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:02,767
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not happening.
434
00:16:02,768 --> 00:16:04,707
There is a clause in
the application that says
435
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,577
no girl shall vanish
into the night.
436
00:16:06,578 --> 00:16:07,817
Tamra,
you and I shall go find her.
437
00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:10,748
Jeremy, you shall take over.
438
00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:14,677
Unbelievable.
439
00:16:14,678 --> 00:16:16,807
Hey, you see this building
right here?
440
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,787
All my friends
are working all night,
441
00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:20,624
and I have to go home.
442
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,326
Eh, forget it.
443
00:16:33,588 --> 00:16:34,757
Hey, you see this dog?
444
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:39,060
If I find this dog, they will
freak out and have to accept me.
445
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:40,757
My friend,
you were a big help to me.
446
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,567
I got a headline
for you tomorrow.
447
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,687
Tell your buddies.
Ready for this?
448
00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:45,618
"Man helps man."
449
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:51,727
Leo's asleep.
450
00:16:51,728 --> 00:16:55,817
He won't hear any noise.
451
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:00,617
God.
452
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:04,727
Ugh, I just feel so marginalized
at work these days.
453
00:17:04,728 --> 00:17:06,727
I mean, like,
I know I'm not perfect,
454
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:07,817
but it's my company.
455
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,767
They're treating me
like I'm Donald Sterling.
456
00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:11,597
If anything, I'm V. Stiviano.
457
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,667
Okay, I'm taking off my pants.
458
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,085
Which way do you want to face?
459
00:17:14,086 --> 00:17:16,607
Honey, I'm trying
to talk to you about something.
460
00:17:16,608 --> 00:17:18,567
What?
461
00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,607
Yeah, okay,
let's just do missionary,
462
00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,667
and then I'll face the headboard
when we really get going.
463
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:23,757
Great plan.
I love it. Okay.
464
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:26,757
[quirky music]
465
00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:32,187
466
00:17:36,648 --> 00:17:37,657
Oh, thank God.
467
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,045
There you are.
468
00:17:39,046 --> 00:17:41,567
Oh, now, lookee here,
young lady, no more.
469
00:17:41,568 --> 00:17:43,049
That bourbon's not for you.
470
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,737
This is for my adult associates
471
00:17:44,738 --> 00:17:47,895
and for parents
when they have a male child.
472
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:51,637
It's so funny hearing girls
call you Dr. Kimball-Kinney
473
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,597
when I know you as Jody.
474
00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:55,597
It's such a hot secret.
475
00:17:55,598 --> 00:17:56,737
It is not a hot secret.
476
00:17:56,738 --> 00:17:58,597
Lots of people call me Jody.
477
00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:00,607
Doris the cleaning woman
calls me Jody.
478
00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:02,797
- Are you sleeping with her too?
- No.
479
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:03,797
I'll kill her.
480
00:18:03,798 --> 00:18:05,872
You and I are not
sleeping together.
481
00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:08,577
We slept together once
months ago while your roommate
482
00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:09,727
was at rehearsals
for "Noises Off."
483
00:18:09,728 --> 00:18:11,817
But you shared
my extra-long twin with me.
484
00:18:11,818 --> 00:18:13,767
You ate all of
my gummy vitamins.
485
00:18:13,768 --> 00:18:15,777
You know, my mom sent me those
in a care package.
486
00:18:15,778 --> 00:18:17,842
Did that mean nothing?
487
00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,537
It was a mistake.
488
00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:20,652
I don't do this anymore.
489
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,131
That's what you said last time.
490
00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:26,547
Ohh.
491
00:18:26,548 --> 00:18:27,567
- Uh.
- Come here.
492
00:18:27,568 --> 00:18:29,228
No.
493
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:30,737
- No.
- Look who I found.
494
00:18:30,738 --> 00:18:33,390
Dr. K...
"Shh-lo?"
495
00:18:33,391 --> 00:18:35,134
- Hey.
- Oh, uh...
496
00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,787
This is not
what it looks like, Morgan.
497
00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:39,930
[quirky music]
498
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:40,817
499
00:18:40,818 --> 00:18:43,777
Hey, are you using
my toothbrush?
500
00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:45,686
No.
501
00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:47,757
Hey,
I think my refractory's over.
502
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:49,667
Yep, it is.
503
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:51,617
Whoa, baby.
504
00:18:51,618 --> 00:18:54,403
[quirky music]
505
00:18:54,404 --> 00:19:00,403
506
00:19:01,738 --> 00:19:02,808
Son of a bitch.
507
00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:06,046
You ready for round two?
508
00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:07,451
Whose lipstick is this?
509
00:19:07,452 --> 00:19:09,006
It's not mine.
510
00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:10,829
[sighs]
511
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,990
Are you sleeping
with other people?
512
00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:16,156
Uh, I don't know what you
want me to say to that.
513
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:19,788
I cannot believe you, Danny.
514
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,106
You're just letting some skank
into your bedroom
515
00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:24,066
doing all the skanky things
that I do to you?
516
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,136
Did she do my signature move?
517
00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:26,146
No, of course not.
518
00:19:26,147 --> 00:19:28,046
No one volunteers to do that.
519
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:29,206
I don't even
like it that much anyway.
520
00:19:29,207 --> 00:19:30,956
- Oh, you don't?
- No, I don't.
521
00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:32,026
- You don't like it?
- It's okay.
522
00:19:32,027 --> 00:19:33,076
Oh, you like it.
523
00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:34,711
You liked it all over
the bedspread.
524
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,166
How could you do that?
525
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,176
I'll tell you how.
You left.
526
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,859
Remember?
I was stifling you.
527
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,737
And you chose your job
over us having a happy family.
528
00:19:43,738 --> 00:19:44,966
Does that ring a bell?
529
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,026
That is a very one-sided
description of what happened.
530
00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:48,026
Either way, did you think
531
00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:49,186
I was never gonna be with
someone else?
532
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,026
Well, I never thought
it would be this soon.
533
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:52,687
I never thought
I'd be single again.
534
00:19:58,137 --> 00:19:59,947
Fine.
535
00:20:02,177 --> 00:20:05,166
Meanwhile, I could never picture
being with someone else.
536
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,536
The idea of it makes me sick.
537
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,127
Yeah.
538
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,166
Come on.
539
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:15,186
Don't do that, okay?
540
00:20:15,187 --> 00:20:19,026
Just... you should feel
no pressure at all to have sex
541
00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:21,675
with anyone ever again.
542
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,106
It's different for women.
543
00:20:24,107 --> 00:20:26,986
You know, you could... I mean,
I'm a guy, so we have needs,
544
00:20:26,987 --> 00:20:28,976
and so we do things,
but you could go, like...
545
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,056
you're gonna probably go
the rest of your life
546
00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:33,036
never having sex
with anybody, right?
547
00:20:33,037 --> 00:20:34,136
[laughs]
548
00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:36,126
[laughs]
549
00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:38,476
- I'm gonna go.
- Don't go.
550
00:20:38,477 --> 00:20:40,502
And I'm taking this
with me, okay?
551
00:20:40,503 --> 00:20:42,197
'Cause it's nicer
than the brand I use.
552
00:20:47,097 --> 00:20:48,636
Bye.
553
00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:50,017
Good night.
554
00:20:51,857 --> 00:20:54,086
[phone chiming]
555
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,468
- Hello.
- Dr. L, it's Morgan.
556
00:20:55,469 --> 00:20:57,206
I'm here with Dr. K.
It's about Chloe.
557
00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:59,196
Is that how it's pronounced?
558
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:01,046
I know.
I was just as surprised as you.
559
00:21:01,047 --> 00:21:02,176
Anyways, I was right
about this guy.
560
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,226
He's a complete pervert.
561
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,086
I caught him getting gross
with Chloe.
562
00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:06,086
- Yes, I did.
- What?
563
00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:07,106
That is not true.
564
00:21:07,107 --> 00:21:08,176
Jody, are you out of your mind?
565
00:21:08,177 --> 00:21:11,056
I made one indiscretion
months ago,
566
00:21:11,057 --> 00:21:12,996
but I have not done
anything wrong since.
567
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,670
This girl has a powerful
crush on me.
568
00:21:14,671 --> 00:21:16,976
You know I would do that to
our practice, Mindy.
569
00:21:16,977 --> 00:21:18,116
You know what, Jody?
I believe you.
570
00:21:18,117 --> 00:21:20,026
Because if I was
a 19-year-old idiot,
571
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,936
I'd probably try to hook up
with you too.
572
00:21:21,937 --> 00:21:23,226
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm a dog hero.
573
00:21:23,227 --> 00:21:25,126
How come no one wants
to sleep with me ever?
574
00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:27,026
Morgan, I don't have time
for this, okay?
575
00:21:27,027 --> 00:21:28,086
Can you please put her
on the phone?
576
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,126
I want to talk to her.
577
00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:30,176
Oh, you want to talk to Chloe?
578
00:21:30,177 --> 00:21:32,096
Oh, where's Chl... Chloe?
579
00:21:32,097 --> 00:21:34,036
Chloe? Oh, right.
That's right. She's gone.
580
00:21:34,037 --> 00:21:36,934
She's probably in the cargo
hold of a ship right now.
581
00:21:36,935 --> 00:21:39,146
[in Russian accent] You want
to be famous actress in Ukraine,
582
00:21:39,147 --> 00:21:42,056
then crawl into actress cage.
583
00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:43,986
[stammers] Morgan!
584
00:21:43,987 --> 00:21:45,943
- That's on you, Jack.
- Hey, Morgan.
585
00:21:45,944 --> 00:21:48,779
Really bad time to test out
a character on me, okay?
586
00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:50,056
- What?
- Wait.
587
00:21:50,057 --> 00:21:51,096
I have an idea.
588
00:21:51,097 --> 00:21:52,176
I think I know
where to find her.
589
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,017
Where?
We'll meet you.
590
00:21:55,007 --> 00:21:57,112
Where are you?
Dr. L?
591
00:21:57,113 --> 00:22:00,115
[quirky music]
592
00:22:00,116 --> 00:22:02,976
593
00:22:02,977 --> 00:22:04,378
These are my favorite.
594
00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:07,016
Chloe, it's me,
your cool egg doctor.
595
00:22:07,017 --> 00:22:08,046
Hey!
596
00:22:08,047 --> 00:22:09,642
Who are you talking to?
597
00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:12,046
Get out of here,
stupid greasers.
598
00:22:12,047 --> 00:22:13,226
Do you know how fertile
you are right now?
599
00:22:13,227 --> 00:22:15,136
You could get pregnant
from a handshake.
600
00:22:15,137 --> 00:22:18,046
What are you doing here,
Dr. "Lame-hiri"?
601
00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:20,056
- [gasps]
- How did you even find me?
602
00:22:20,057 --> 00:22:22,016
I found you...
603
00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:24,216
because I remembered
that you wanted to go to the club
604
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:26,126
where Lil Wayne
woke up from his coma.
605
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:28,206
Turns out that happened
at six different places,
606
00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:30,166
so I've been all over town.
607
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,106
At this place,
Calvin Harris called me a loser
608
00:22:32,107 --> 00:22:33,431
and told me to leave.
609
00:22:33,432 --> 00:22:35,492
Don't laugh at that.
It was very hurtful.
610
00:22:35,493 --> 00:22:37,143
Sorry.
[scoffs]
611
00:22:38,987 --> 00:22:40,116
Jody told me what happened.
612
00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:43,096
I told him things
I'd never told anyone before,
613
00:22:43,097 --> 00:22:45,096
like how much pressure I feel
to dress cute,
614
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,966
because I'm pretty.
615
00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:49,364
But now he's acting like
nothing ever happened.
616
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,936
Breakups are the worst.
617
00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:56,966
Yeah.
618
00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:58,186
I am beginning to feel
like the only way
619
00:22:58,187 --> 00:23:00,986
to truly get over someone
that you cared a lot about
620
00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:03,279
is to start a new chapter.
621
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,986
How do I do that?
622
00:23:04,987 --> 00:23:06,216
He's all I think about.
623
00:23:06,217 --> 00:23:08,986
He looks like all the old trees
on my campus.
624
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:12,006
You're already
starting a new chapter.
625
00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:13,106
Yeah, you're freezing your eggs,
626
00:23:13,107 --> 00:23:15,491
which is gonna give you time
to find the right guy.
627
00:23:15,492 --> 00:23:19,176
Now all you have to do is make
a clean break with the old one.
628
00:23:19,177 --> 00:23:21,986
I do have my eye
on my English professor.
629
00:23:21,987 --> 00:23:23,136
That's one option.
630
00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:26,146
You know, I would look at
the undergraduate population first
631
00:23:26,147 --> 00:23:29,166
and then townies
and then professors.
632
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:30,697
[laughs]
633
00:23:32,183 --> 00:23:35,086
[quirky music]
634
00:23:35,087 --> 00:23:39,096
635
00:23:39,097 --> 00:23:40,126
We'll miss you, Dr. Reed.
636
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,116
We couldn't have done this
without you.
637
00:23:42,117 --> 00:23:43,226
What are you talking about?
638
00:23:43,227 --> 00:23:44,895
I'm a dog hero.
639
00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:46,438
You all could have gone to jail.
640
00:23:46,439 --> 00:23:48,206
- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
641
00:23:48,207 --> 00:23:50,056
I can't believe we did it.
642
00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:51,166
No one was too traumatized.
643
00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:53,006
We retrieved all those eggs.
644
00:23:53,007 --> 00:23:54,206
Two girls fell in love.
645
00:23:54,207 --> 00:23:56,006
And the best part is,
646
00:23:56,007 --> 00:23:58,046
they got to spend a week
with a strong role model.
647
00:23:58,047 --> 00:24:00,146
Yeah, Bev really has
survived a lot of diseases.
648
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,046
No, Mindy.
You're the role model.
649
00:24:03,047 --> 00:24:05,056
[indistinct chatter]
650
00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:07,259
[gentle music]
651
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,956
Oh, my God.
652
00:24:08,957 --> 00:24:10,796
[laughter]
653
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:15,126
654
00:24:15,127 --> 00:24:16,593
[knock at door]
655
00:24:18,047 --> 00:24:19,216
[exhales]
656
00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:21,086
Is everything okay?
It's the middle of the night.
657
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:22,216
It's almost 10:00.
What's going on?
658
00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:24,196
I don't think we should
sleep together anymore.
659
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,996
Okay, keep your voice down,
okay?
660
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:27,206
I don't want you to wake
the neighbors; come inside.
661
00:24:27,207 --> 00:24:28,976
- Let's talk about it.
- No one's asleep.
662
00:24:28,977 --> 00:24:30,046
The sun just set.
There's more.
663
00:24:30,047 --> 00:24:32,156
Just let me finish.
664
00:24:32,157 --> 00:24:36,176
I also don't think we should
see each other anymore,
665
00:24:36,177 --> 00:24:38,216
more than we absolutely need to.
666
00:24:38,217 --> 00:24:41,026
It's just too easy for me
to slip back into thinking
667
00:24:41,027 --> 00:24:43,986
that things are the way
that they were.
668
00:24:43,987 --> 00:24:47,440
Well, things aren't so bad,
are they?
669
00:24:48,157 --> 00:24:50,006
No, they're not.
670
00:24:50,007 --> 00:24:51,146
No.
671
00:24:51,147 --> 00:24:53,029
But they're not good, either.
672
00:24:55,997 --> 00:24:58,977
Good-bye, Danny.
673
00:25:01,997 --> 00:25:03,723
[sighs]
674
00:25:12,525 --> 00:25:16,146
[quirky music]
675
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,976
[chuckles]
676
00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:19,007
[computer chimes]
677
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:23,056
Dr. L, I did something
pretty cool.
678
00:25:23,057 --> 00:25:24,328
Click this link.
679
00:25:24,329 --> 00:25:26,026
- Okay.
- Dr. L, come quick.
680
00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:28,146
Dr. Reed left his breakfast
calzone in the kitchen.
681
00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:30,016
It's a feeding frenzy!
682
00:25:30,017 --> 00:25:31,166
[gasps]
683
00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:33,166
Ladies and gentlemen,
our next guest is a nurse
684
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,126
at Shulman & Associates,
a woman's health clinic downtown.
685
00:25:36,127 --> 00:25:38,106
He's also the man
who found my dog, Frisbee.
686
00:25:38,107 --> 00:25:41,936
Give a warm welcome to Morgan
Fairchild "Ransom" Tookers.
687
00:25:41,937 --> 00:25:45,976
Isn't she lovely?
688
00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:50,026
Isn't she wonderful?
689
00:25:50,027 --> 00:25:53,136
Isn't she precious?
690
00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:55,026
- Uh...
- I've already committed.
691
00:25:55,027 --> 00:25:56,046
I already committed.
692
00:25:56,047 --> 00:25:57,126
Sorry, yep, yep.
693
00:25:57,127 --> 00:25:59,976
Please take a seat.
694
00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,986
Wow.
695
00:26:01,987 --> 00:26:03,936
Thank you so, so much
for being here.
696
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,369
Thank...
thank you for having me.
697
00:26:05,370 --> 00:26:07,126
It's great to... to be here.
698
00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:10,136
Um, what's new with you?
699
00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:14,096
Oh, that's not how...
this is not how that works.
700
00:26:14,097 --> 00:26:17,186
I would ask you,
"What's new with you?"
701
00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:19,016
- [laughter]
- Uh...
702
00:26:19,017 --> 00:26:21,026
So you very much wanted
to come out here.
703
00:26:21,027 --> 00:26:24,006
You made that very clear to me,
and I was happy to oblige
704
00:26:24,007 --> 00:26:25,106
because of finding my dog.
705
00:26:25,107 --> 00:26:26,126
What... now, you're a nurse.
706
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:27,986
Yeah, a nurse practitioner.
707
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,076
Okay, gotcha.
708
00:26:29,077 --> 00:26:30,106
Now, what's the difference
between a nurse
709
00:26:30,107 --> 00:26:31,166
and a nurse practitioner?
710
00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:33,097
Basically, a nurse is...
oh, shh...
711
00:26:35,047 --> 00:26:36,946
Okay, that's never...
712
00:26:36,947 --> 00:26:38,176
that's never happened
to a guest.
713
00:26:38,177 --> 00:26:39,933
Please help me up.
714
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:44,630
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