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If you had told me five years
ago that I, Daniel Castellano,
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would be dating Mindy Lahiri,
I would have said, "oh,
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is everyone else on the planet dead?"
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I was kind of a dick back then.
What?
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Oh, my... hey.
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(Danny)
Sure, there were ups and downs,
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but we finally found each other.
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Can you believe it?
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Me, the man that thought that
love had forsaken him, finally...
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Shut up and do me.
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(Mindy) After years of dating losers
and sociopaths,
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I'm now happily dating
the man of my dreams,
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a devout catholic divorcee with
some pretty serious dad issues,
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which, for a single 30-something
woman, is not too shabby.
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But it hasn't been easy.
Cantaloupe?
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I've had to move
out of my comfort zone.
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Very sweet.
Thank you.
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[Gagging] You okay?
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Mm... mm-hmm.
No, it's good.
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And Danny has had to change too.
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Danny, please come out.
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[Sighs]
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But what is a relationship
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if not doing things you hate
in between sex sessions?
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And speaking of sex, I've learned
that Danny gets turned on
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by some pretty unusual music.
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[Boston's more than a feeling]
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It's more than a feeling
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More than a feeling
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When I hear that old song
they used to play
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More than a feeling
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I begin dreaming
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More than a feeling
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Till I see my Marianne walk
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Away
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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[Knocking]
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(Danny) Yeah?
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Hey, Danny, can I have your
professional opinion on something?
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I need someone of your expertise.
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Of course.
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I was hoping you'd ask me
how to be a better doctor, Pete.
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Now, what can I help you with?
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I heard you're good with your mouth.
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What does that mean?
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I heard you're, um...
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I heard you're good with your mouth.
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[Object clatters]
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What?
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Mindy told me.
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And as you know, I've never
given a woman an orgasm.
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She says you're like a thirsty
camel at a desert oasis.
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I don't know if she's referring
to a technique, or...
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Where's Mindy?
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She's in the staff meeting
that started five minutes ago.
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Better get that hot
little tongue of yours in there.
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What?
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[Whispering] Hey, what the hell?
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(Jeremy) Danny, take a seat.
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Thank you for coming
to this important meeting.
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Every year I try to get
a charity initiative going.
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Every year, without fail,
no one wants to help me.
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Okay, I don't know
why you're looking at me.
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I am mad charitable.
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I donated two cans of soup to
get into a Katy Perry Q&A.
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This year, therefore,
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I'm holding a fundraiser
for our favorite charity
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with my old college chum, Lauren.
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Hi.
(Peter) Yeah.
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That's my girlfriend.
[Chuckles]
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Give it a twirl, girl.
No. No, babe.
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(Peter) Show everybody.
No, babe. Shh, shh, shh.
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I'm so happy you're
all participating in this,
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albeit against your will.
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Doctors without molars
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provides much-needed orthodontic
care to the third world.
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What about my world?
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Our PPO wouldn't cover
my colored braces
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'cause they were
"medically unnecessary."
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Those cute little braces
you're always talking about?
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Yeah.
Okay. That is so unfair.
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And I'll tell you why that happened.
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Because men...
Control healthcare.
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And you know what else?
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If there were braces for your penis,
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we would not be in this situation.
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(Peter) Okay, that...
How about a charity...
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That helps girls who want
to look bangable at work?
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"Braces for penises"
is what we would call it.
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That's... this is not...
(Beverly) I can't go.
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I have tickets to an execution.
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Hmm.
I can go but cannot pay.
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And I need someone to keep me
company while I'm there.
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Dr. C, you're staring right at me.
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The job is yours.
No, no, no.
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I was looking at you
because you were talking.
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Nevertheless.
[Whispers] Wrap it up. Damn it.
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(Jeremy) I'm gonna shut this down
before it spirals.
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I'll see you all in a couple
of days, Lauren's apartment.
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Everybody get back to work.
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Everyone, get back to work.
Good meeting, though.
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What are you telling everybody
about me? Everything!
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You're welcome, by the way.
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I moved the router up high so
you wouldn't trip on the wire.
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A pretty girl like you
shouldn't trip on a cord,
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bust that beautiful face open.
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I think you have
a very nice face yourself.
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You should see my calves.
Who are you?
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This is cousin Lou.
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You know, my cousin Lou
I'm always talking about,
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and you're like, "Morgan,
no one cares." This is him.
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That's cousin Lou?
(Morgan) Yeah.
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Dr. Reed hired him to do I.T.
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You know, we get a tax credit
every time we hire an ex-con.
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Well, I'm just so happy
to work at a place
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that allows hunky drifters like
yourself to get a second chance
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for hopefully committing
a white-collar crime?
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Oh.
Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no.
No. But don't worry.
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Morgan and I went to jail
for boosting cars.
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Look...
"No more stealing cars"
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Dr. C.
I don't...
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I stayed in jail for murder.
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Richard Lewis came to entertain us.
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You killed Richard Lewis?
No! No!
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The guy next to me was heckling
him, so I stabbed him.
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He loves Richard Lewis.
Yeah.
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Okay, guys, want to step out
and just give us a minute?
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Let me say one thing.
Cousin Lou is on the market.
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Can you imagine
if you married my cousin?
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Thanksgivings at your house.
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Christmas at your house.
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Ramadan at your house.
Big month for you.
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I'm not into that as much.
I'm not... I'm not... I'm also not...
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Well, she is Muslim,
very devout Muslim.
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I'm not. I mean,
it's fine to be, I'm just not.
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You're not Muslim?
No.
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Hmm.
It's okay.
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You know what, I'll think about it.
I think that's a nice offer.
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Okay, look, I get it.
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I'm not well-read, well-traveled,
and our family's trash.
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(Morgan) Yeah.
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But I'm a white man who's
interested in you.
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Okay, we don't eat popsicles
like that here.
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That's not what I heard, homeboy.
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I heard you're pretty
good with your mouth. Oh!
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Why is everybody at work talking
about how I'm good with my mouth?
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Oh, because it's true.
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[Sighs]
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Wait, are you mad?
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Okay, Danny,
you can just tell everyone
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that I'm really good with my mouth.
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Eh...
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How... dare you?
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I mean, you're okay.
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You certainly thought
I was okay last night.
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It was better last night.
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Look, I appreciate
that you value my skills,
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but I can't be open with you
if everything I say or do,
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the whole office is gonna know.
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Danny, that's who I am.
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I need to be able to come into
work and say to everyone,
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"Danny and I had sex
on the subway last night,"
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and then get everyone's take on it.
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But if this is gonna work out,
you can't be like that anymore.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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I can do that.
Sure you can do that.
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I can change the very core of me.
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Okay, come on, hey.
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You can do it.
Hmm.
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[Knocking]
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(Peter) Danny, can you show me
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that move you do called
the Staten island handshake?
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Mindy says it made her pass out.
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Peter, I don't think that was me.
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I think that was somebody else
who told you that.
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No, you said you thought
you were gonna melt
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in your duvet cover, remember?
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Hmm.
Yeah, that sounds like me.
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Damn it.
Has anyone seen my talc?
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I need it. It's humid.
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Okay, just return it,
no questions asked.
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(Lauren) What about
this catering company?
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[Quirky music]
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Mm.
[Groans]
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Danny, do you have any t-shirts
that are not a boy's size medium?
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Eh, if you got it, flaunt it.
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Right, well, that doesn't
really help me very much.
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Oh, guess who kept her mouth
shut all day
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about our personal business?
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Like, last night, how when you
climaxed you said, "whoa, Nelly"?
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I am very proud of you.
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Thank you.
And, as a reward...
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I have some...
Very interesting information.
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Is this boring,
like all the states' capitals?
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No. You have to promise me
you won't tell anyone.
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Okay. I won't tell anyone.
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Wait, is this gossip?
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No, I'm not gossiping.
I don't do that.
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This is just me reporting
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the questionable goings-on
of people we know.
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Okay.
So tonight...
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Yeah?
I'm leaving the office,
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ready to hit the gym...
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Not the boxing gym, my regular gym...
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Yeah.
Because Terry at the boxing gym...
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He drives a bus on Wednesday.
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Yeah.
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Usually on wednesdays, I like to go...
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Oh, my God,
you're telling this so badly.
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I'll tell you about Terry later.
Okay.
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The point is, I saw Lauren and
Jeremy alone in the conference room,
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and he was rubbing her.
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He was honking her breasts?
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No, he was rubbing her neck.
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Whoa, Nelly.
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There's something definitely going on.
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Peter's not delivering in the bedroom,
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and they're planning
this charity thing together.
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I would never let my woman plan
a charity event with some guy.
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I would never do it.
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And I would never plan
a charity event.
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Danny, that was really good
interpersonal chit-chat.
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Thanks.
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Except I do feel bad for Peter,
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because honestly, Lauren's
the first girlfriend he's had
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who I haven't wanted to kill.
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Yeah, it's tough out there.
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Hey, Danny?
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Yeah?
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Who is diamond?
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Whose diamond what?
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Uh, don't... put that...
Put that back.
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Don't go through my stuff, Mindy.
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I... I don't go through your stuff.
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Don't go through my drawers.
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Yeah, but I don't have pink
thongs with "diamond" on them.
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Does this belong
to your ex-girlfriend?
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God, she must have been really thin.
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Don't worry about her.
Just put it back and let's...
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I don't even think
I could fit this on my arm.
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Don't put it on your arm.
Just drop it.
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It's okay to have things from
your ex-girlfriends, you know?
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I have a box of my ex-boyfriend's
hair, but I keep it for curses.
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Okay, that's it.
That's the end of this, okay?
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Danny, what are you doing?
248
00:08:50,855 --> 00:08:54,224
I said that's the end of that,
okay? Drop it.
249
00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:00,864
Peter. Peter.
250
00:09:00,899 --> 00:09:02,266
Am I being paranoid?
251
00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:04,068
Last night I found
something very disturbing
252
00:09:04,069 --> 00:09:05,269
in the back of Danny's dresser.
253
00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:06,670
Is he wearing eyelash extensions?
254
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:07,871
I knew it!
255
00:09:07,872 --> 00:09:09,139
Those things are way too long.
256
00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:10,741
The other day, one rubbed
up against the back of my ear.
257
00:09:10,775 --> 00:09:14,445
Ah, no, that's not it.
This is what I found.
258
00:09:17,882 --> 00:09:20,618
You know what?
Never mind.
259
00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:22,119
This is not something
that I need to discuss
260
00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,754
with someone outside
of my relationship.
261
00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:25,222
So I'm just gonna
go back to my office,
262
00:09:25,256 --> 00:09:27,958
and I'm going to spiral out
about it by myself.
263
00:09:27,993 --> 00:09:29,526
Good for you.
Oh, wait, before you do that,
264
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,928
can you look at something real quick?
Okay.
265
00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:32,863
I was thinking
about buying these for Lauren.
266
00:09:32,897 --> 00:09:34,331
What do you think?
267
00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:36,634
Peter, those are huge.
268
00:09:36,668 --> 00:09:37,968
Are these really expensive?
Yes.
269
00:09:38,003 --> 00:09:40,504
Did I have to divest myself
from pube startup
270
00:09:40,505 --> 00:09:42,573
in order to afford them?
Double yes.
271
00:09:42,607 --> 00:09:45,242
But, you know, a chick like Lauren,
272
00:09:45,277 --> 00:09:48,112
she comes around once a lifetime, and...
I think I love her.
273
00:09:48,113 --> 00:09:49,780
Don't buy those earrings.
What?
274
00:09:49,781 --> 00:09:51,448
Don't buy those earrings,
Peter, I beg of you.
275
00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:52,483
Why?
276
00:09:52,484 --> 00:09:54,685
I just feel like...
277
00:09:54,686 --> 00:09:57,254
Maybe Lauren
doesn't feel the same way.
278
00:09:57,289 --> 00:09:59,723
About me?
279
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,559
No, not about you, not about you.
280
00:10:02,594 --> 00:10:04,094
About jewelry.
281
00:10:04,129 --> 00:10:06,163
She might like a...
A different kind of jewelry.
282
00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:09,366
Okay.
Like what?
283
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:10,668
Like a tiara.
284
00:10:10,702 --> 00:10:12,903
Tiara. Very cool.
285
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,405
'Cause she's my queen.
286
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,940
I like it.
287
00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:17,841
Much more expensive,
much harder to find,
288
00:10:17,842 --> 00:10:20,544
but I'm in it for the long haul.
289
00:10:20,545 --> 00:10:22,413
Okay, well, happy that I could help.
290
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,747
Hey, what's with the stripper thong?
291
00:10:23,782 --> 00:10:25,115
Stripper thong?
292
00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:27,418
You know.
293
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,720
Snaps.
294
00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:31,855
Oh, my God.
295
00:10:31,856 --> 00:10:33,624
[Text chime]
296
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,426
[Chime]
297
00:10:44,336 --> 00:10:45,903
[Sighs] Damn it.
298
00:10:45,904 --> 00:10:48,005
I can picture Danny
with any one of these.
299
00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,340
Why are you looking
at pictures of strippers?
300
00:10:49,374 --> 00:10:50,774
What? How'd you know that?
301
00:10:50,809 --> 00:10:52,142
I can see the reflection in your eyes.
302
00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:53,210
You're such a snoop.
303
00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:54,511
God, you can't be a stripper.
304
00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:55,846
I mean, you got the body, yeah.
But can you dance?
305
00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:56,814
[Mutters] I don't think so.
306
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:57,848
Okay, shut up.
307
00:10:57,849 --> 00:10:59,516
Just come in and close the door.
308
00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,752
I tried to keep my mouth
shut the entire day,
309
00:11:01,753 --> 00:11:03,454
and I just made everything worse.
310
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,788
I need to tell you this,
311
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,223
but you have to promise me
you're not gonna tell anybody.
312
00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:08,325
I found this stripper thong
in the back of Danny's dresser.
313
00:11:08,326 --> 00:11:12,029
And Jeremy was giving Lauren a
shoulder rub in the conference room.
314
00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:13,364
A shoulder rub?
315
00:11:13,365 --> 00:11:15,032
I only give a shoulder rub
when I'm expecting
316
00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,567
a you-know-what rub afterwards.
317
00:11:16,601 --> 00:11:18,002
I know, I know.
A sex rub.
318
00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:19,069
I... I know.
Sex rub.
319
00:11:19,104 --> 00:11:20,337
I sai... I know.
320
00:11:20,338 --> 00:11:21,338
You talked over me.
321
00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:22,673
I don't want to live in a world
322
00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:25,075
where a rude schlub
like Peter can lose his woman
323
00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:26,744
to a handsome, decent man.
324
00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:27,778
I know!
325
00:11:27,779 --> 00:11:29,280
And I don't want to work in a place
326
00:11:29,281 --> 00:11:31,649
where Dr. C has to hide
his man's thong in his drawer.
327
00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:32,683
Men's thong?
328
00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:33,784
This is a men's thong.
329
00:11:33,785 --> 00:11:35,252
Look at the pouch right here.
330
00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:36,620
This is where the wiener would go.
331
00:11:36,621 --> 00:11:38,989
"Hello."
332
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,935
"Diamond Dan"?
333
00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:53,003
Oh, my God.
334
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,772
Danny is the stripper.
335
00:11:57,359 --> 00:11:58,626
(Jeremy) Thank you for coming
to Lauren's.
336
00:11:58,627 --> 00:12:00,728
I'm sure everyone's having a lovely
time using their teeth tonight.
337
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,931
Now imagine a world where
dental care is nonexistent.
338
00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,701
I can't believe I'm missing
Sheena's tap recital for this.
339
00:12:06,735 --> 00:12:08,102
Everything all right, Tamra?
340
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,438
Nah, Dr. C,
actually it's not.
341
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,874
First of all, my phone
is dead, as per usual.
342
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,710
Secondly, I think it's messed up
that Dr. Reed and Dr. That-Lady
343
00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:18,413
are hooking up behind
Dr. Prentice's back.
344
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,214
How did you know that?
345
00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:21,382
Morgan told me.
346
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:23,317
He heard it from Dr. L.
Everybody knows.
347
00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:24,519
(Lauren) Firsthand ten years
348
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,820
ago on a service trip.
Okay...
349
00:12:25,854 --> 00:12:27,321
Yeah, I said to Lauren,
350
00:12:27,322 --> 00:12:29,724
"my, these village children are
so photogenic. Why is that?"
351
00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:31,259
(Lauren) We discovered it was because
352
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,627
doctors without molars...
[Whispering] Hey! Hey!
353
00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:33,661
I've got to talk to you.
354
00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:34,896
Oh, me?
Yeah.
355
00:12:34,897 --> 00:12:36,130
I need to talk to you.
Get in there.
356
00:12:36,165 --> 00:12:37,999
Get in there.
I gotta talk to you.
357
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,400
Okay. After you.
358
00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:42,170
Get your big ass in there now.
359
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,905
(Both) What the hell?
360
00:12:43,939 --> 00:12:45,940
Did you tell Morgan
about Jeremy and Lauren?
361
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:49,644
Did you used to be a stripper?
362
00:12:50,779 --> 00:12:52,580
Uh...
363
00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:55,483
[Sighs]
364
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,151
Okay, we both did bad things.
365
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,453
Let's get back to the party while...
366
00:12:58,454 --> 00:13:01,222
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think so, pal.
367
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:03,191
I have spent the last day and a half
368
00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:05,593
thinking that you were
obsessed with an ex or worse.
369
00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:06,828
It's embarrassing, okay?
370
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,296
I did it to pay for medical school.
371
00:13:08,297 --> 00:13:09,864
Wait, I thought you worked
on a deep-sea fishing boat
372
00:13:09,865 --> 00:13:10,965
to pay for medical school.
373
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,667
I tried. I kept getting
thrown from the boat
374
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,935
because I was too light.
375
00:13:13,969 --> 00:13:17,305
Danny, you can't just shut down
because you have a secret.
376
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,673
Okay, look, you know why
I didn't tell you?
377
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,508
Because I don't trust you
with my secrets.
378
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,243
Why do you have
so many secrets, Danny?
379
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:25,013
You're an OB-GYN.
You're not Batman.
380
00:13:25,014 --> 00:13:26,347
What the hell, man?
381
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,483
You said we were gonna hang out
at the party, diamond Dan.
382
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,485
You're unbelievable.
383
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,553
I told him because I...
You are unbelievable!
384
00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:34,689
I'm out there talking to some
orthodontist from Syosset.
385
00:13:34,723 --> 00:13:36,524
You will not have to worry
about these problems
386
00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:38,259
when you're a tookers.
387
00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:40,294
There's a lot
of other problems, though.
388
00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:46,501
Dyslexia, alcoholism, no
short-term memory, alcoholism.
389
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,170
Excuse me.
390
00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:51,372
Man, so much drama
at this vagina clinic, huh?
391
00:13:51,407 --> 00:13:53,508
I know, it's a real
soap opera in here.
392
00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:55,009
Speaking of that, did you hear
393
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:58,012
about Lauren and Jeremy
doing it behind Peter's back?
394
00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:02,216
I'm Peter.
395
00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:04,052
You're Peter, too?
396
00:14:04,086 --> 00:14:06,921
No, I'm th... I'm that Peter.
397
00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:08,623
The Peter we're discussing right now?
398
00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:10,325
Oh, man, oh.
399
00:14:10,326 --> 00:14:11,993
That is so embarrassing for me.
400
00:14:12,027 --> 00:14:13,861
I'm so sorry.
No...
401
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,896
But, seriously,
everybody's talking about it. Okay.
402
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,099
Yeah, and nobody's talking about
this amazing dental charity.
403
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,467
You know, that's a crime.
404
00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:21,169
And I'm a criminal, all right?
So I should know.
405
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:22,904
I got to go for a second.
406
00:14:22,938 --> 00:14:25,740
All right, you have a good one.
407
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,242
Oh, hey, girl.
408
00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:30,111
My phone is charging slow.
409
00:14:30,112 --> 00:14:31,879
Is the electricity here
normal electricity,
410
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,549
or is it some of that
low-flow eco bull?
411
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,151
I don't know what you're asking.
412
00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:38,820
Hey.
Hey.
413
00:14:38,821 --> 00:14:41,456
Tamra, could, um...
Could we have a second alone?
414
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,758
Sorry. I got too many
celebrity phone numbers.
415
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,760
I can't just be leaving my phone.
416
00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:46,794
Okay.
417
00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:48,997
What's up?
[Ahem]
418
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:51,165
I just... I'm gonna
ask you a question,
419
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,369
and I know it's crazy,
so just humor me.
420
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,170
Did you have sex with Jeremy?
421
00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:57,839
What?
Of course not.
422
00:14:57,873 --> 00:14:59,407
[Laughs] That's what I thought.
423
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,609
I mean, he gave me a backrub.
424
00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,945
So what?
That's nothing.
425
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,446
And then we... we kissed.
426
00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:06,948
Oh, damn.
427
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,883
Oh, you kissed Jeremy?
Peter, I am so sorry.
428
00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:10,918
It's just Jeremy and I have been
429
00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:12,954
spending so much time together...
[Chime]
430
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,555
Tamra, are you recording this?
431
00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:16,491
Sorry, it's just
hella dramatic, though.
432
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,026
(Lauren) Please stop.
Peter!
433
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,962
A good smile can build
confidence and self-esteem.
434
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,565
I myself have benefited
from a perfect smile and teeth.
435
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,701
[Crowd gasps]
436
00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,905
Are those teeth up for grabs?
437
00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:35,527
[Playing let it go on piano]
438
00:15:35,528 --> 00:15:37,929
439
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,899
[Pounding at door]
440
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,567
Yeah?
441
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,036
(Morgan) Open the door.
I hear you playing frozen.
442
00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:46,071
[Pounding on door]
443
00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:47,639
I hear you, I hear you.
444
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,008
Can you hear me?
Don't be mad.
445
00:15:50,009 --> 00:15:51,943
Cousin Lou took your wallet.
446
00:15:51,977 --> 00:15:53,712
What?
Give me that.
447
00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,113
Sorry.
I'm a thief.
448
00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:57,015
He's a thief.
Okay, uh, Lou?
449
00:15:57,049 --> 00:15:59,184
When I first started
working for you dorks,
450
00:15:59,185 --> 00:16:02,721
I had one mission... to lock down
that rich Indian spinster
451
00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,190
so I'd never have to fix another
printer again in my life.
452
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,591
I thought, piece of cake, Lou.
453
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,760
No offense, but I'm taller,
I'm jacked,
454
00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,295
I got calves that could crack walnuts.
455
00:16:10,329 --> 00:16:11,629
But every time
I start flirting with her,
456
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:14,632
she'd go on and on about
how got such a great mouth.
457
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,034
You can't keep secrets, diamond.
458
00:16:16,035 --> 00:16:18,737
You got to be open
with the people you love.
459
00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:22,107
I, too, have been harboring a secret.
460
00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:23,524
Let me tell you a story.
461
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,843
You're already telling us a story.
462
00:16:24,844 --> 00:16:26,193
Diamond, let the man speak.
463
00:16:26,212 --> 00:16:29,414
Many years ago, my cousin
Morgan and I were stealing cars,
464
00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:31,016
and the cops came.
465
00:16:31,017 --> 00:16:33,826
I got caught,
but Morgan, he went free.
466
00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:35,420
It was eating me up inside,
467
00:16:35,421 --> 00:16:38,089
that I was sitting
in that jail cell rotting
468
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,591
while Morgan was out there
free as a bird.
469
00:16:39,592 --> 00:16:41,834
So I ratted on him,
and he came to jail with me.
470
00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:43,711
Wait, what?
471
00:16:43,729 --> 00:16:46,297
Now, aren't you happier that
I finally told you the truth?
472
00:16:46,332 --> 00:16:47,499
What the hell, man?
473
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,267
If I hadn't ratted you out,
474
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,636
we would have never spent
two years sharing a bunkie.
475
00:16:51,671 --> 00:16:54,013
And now, we're closer than cousins.
476
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,675
We're best friends.
477
00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:58,710
He's right.
478
00:16:58,711 --> 00:17:00,145
[Laughs] He's right.
479
00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:01,479
Yeah?
Yeah.
480
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,479
See, diamond?
481
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,616
The truth will set you free.
482
00:17:04,617 --> 00:17:06,518
[Playing random notes]
483
00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:08,219
I do not know how to play a piano.
484
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,422
All right, well, that was fun.
485
00:17:10,423 --> 00:17:11,856
I think you guys should head out.
486
00:17:11,857 --> 00:17:13,625
Take this off here.
Yeah.
487
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:15,694
Why don't you guys hit the road?
We'll do it another time.
488
00:17:15,695 --> 00:17:16,855
That was great.
Yes. Yes, yes.
489
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:19,872
Hey, remember,
the truth will set you free.
490
00:17:31,727 --> 00:17:33,027
What are you doing
kissing Lauren anyway?
491
00:17:33,028 --> 00:17:34,829
I thought you...
I thought you were gay.
492
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,764
I'm not gay.
Why would you say that?
493
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,765
What do you mean, you're not gay?
494
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,766
Who's that old guy you were
dating th took us out to dinner?
495
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,002
That was my father.
496
00:17:41,036 --> 00:17:42,770
That was your dad?
497
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,373
You guys have
a very unreadable chemistry.
498
00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:47,808
Look, I know what I did was horrible.
499
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:51,078
And, yeah, you've got
every right to be mad at me.
500
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,514
But I want to see
where things go with Lauren.
501
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:54,548
What?
502
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,550
I like her, Peter.
503
00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:59,653
And, yeah, if we date, then
people will raise their eyebrows,
504
00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:01,288
but look at Woody and soon-yi.
505
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,291
Everybody hated them at first, and
now they're America's sweethearts.
506
00:18:04,326 --> 00:18:06,060
So you think you can
just steal my girlfriend?
507
00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:08,029
You think that she would choose
some fresh-off-the-boat Rando
508
00:18:08,063 --> 00:18:09,730
instead of me?
509
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:11,098
Well, we'll see, won't we?
510
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,833
I will knock another tooth out.
511
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,302
You just hit me with your peas.
512
00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:21,676
Careful, this tiara cost $8,000!
513
00:18:21,677 --> 00:18:23,778
[Groaning]
514
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,880
Can you stop filming me, please?
515
00:18:25,914 --> 00:18:27,615
What, I can't film my life?
516
00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:30,351
Some white slob eats fast food
every day and wins a Oscar?
517
00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:31,986
Come on, one of y'all throw a punch.
518
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,921
My phone battery's about to die.
519
00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:35,389
We'll see.
Yeah, we will see.
520
00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:38,565
I live in that direction.
I live this way.
521
00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:42,063
(Danny) What are you, crazy?
522
00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:43,597
Your door was wide open.
523
00:18:43,598 --> 00:18:44,966
What if I'd been a murderer?
524
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,600
Well, if you'd been a murderer,
525
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,970
I would have stabbed you
with my knife.
526
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,605
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm so... I'm so sorry!
527
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,807
Great, Danny.
528
00:18:52,808 --> 00:18:55,443
I probably just killed someone,
and I lost my best knife.
529
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:57,445
Okay, move over, Zorro.
530
00:18:57,479 --> 00:18:58,679
Zorro?
Yeah.
531
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,360
I'm too young to understand
that reference.
532
00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,825
I don't know how we're
gonna be in a relationship
533
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:12,159
if you don't trust me.
I do trust you.
534
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,795
If you'd just shut up for a
second, I can prove it to you.
535
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,464
And you shouldn't tell
your girlfriend, "shut up."
536
00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:17,464
It's not nice.
537
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:21,002
Okay.
So I made a list.
538
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,538
I was once a stripper
named "diamond Dan,"
539
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:28,209
and I did it to pay for med school.
540
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:33,848
And the savings help me pay off my
mother's mortgage on her house.
541
00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:39,086
I always told you
I didn't have a middle name.
542
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:41,656
That's not true.
It's Alan.
543
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,391
It's actually my dad's name.
544
00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:46,227
I just... I just hated him so much
545
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,329
I wanted to pretend it didn't exist.
546
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:50,498
Can I... can I tell you one?
547
00:19:50,532 --> 00:19:51,799
Sure.
548
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:56,938
I think the reason that I tell
everyone about us is because...
549
00:19:56,939 --> 00:19:59,173
I want it to be real.
550
00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:03,244
And the more real it seems,
the less likely it is
551
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,013
that it could all
get taken away from me.
552
00:20:10,118 --> 00:20:12,353
It's real.
553
00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:17,558
Okay.
All right.
554
00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:20,161
Okay, when I was in
the fourth and fifth grade,
555
00:20:20,162 --> 00:20:22,063
my mother couldn't afford a backpack,
556
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:25,933
so I... I carried a purse to school.
557
00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:30,938
Let's go inside.
558
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,040
Okay.
559
00:20:33,075 --> 00:20:34,075
[Police sirens]
560
00:20:34,076 --> 00:20:36,577
Oh, my God.
Let's get out of here.
561
00:20:36,578 --> 00:20:37,812
(Danny) Don't go to bed yet.
562
00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:39,480
I want to show you something.
563
00:20:39,481 --> 00:20:42,183
(Mindy) I'm sleepy. I don't want
to look at your coin collection.
564
00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:45,219
[Lenny Kravitz's American woman plays]
565
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:51,219
566
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,697
American woman
567
00:20:56,698 --> 00:20:59,767
Stay away from me
568
00:20:59,768 --> 00:21:02,503
American woman
569
00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:06,407
Mama let me be
570
00:21:06,408 --> 00:21:09,243
Don't come hanging 'round my door
571
00:21:09,244 --> 00:21:11,913
I don't wanna see
your face no more
572
00:21:11,914 --> 00:21:14,782
I got more important things to do
573
00:21:14,783 --> 00:21:17,618
Than spend my time
growing old with you
574
00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:20,087
Now woman
575
00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:21,856
Stay away
576
00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:22,890
Mm-hmm
577
00:21:22,891 --> 00:21:26,093
American woman
578
00:21:26,094 --> 00:21:28,095
Listen what I say
579
00:21:28,096 --> 00:21:29,363
Mm-hmm
580
00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:30,398
(Mindy) Whoa, Nelly.
581
00:21:30,432 --> 00:21:32,400
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00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:37,000
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