Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:02,267
(Jeremy)
[Sighs] Morning, campers.
2
00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:04,202
Anyone catch tuesday boozeday
this morning?
3
00:00:04,203 --> 00:00:05,370
Hoda was on fire.
4
00:00:05,371 --> 00:00:07,039
(Morgan) All right, Dr.
Reed. Stop, stop.
5
00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,907
Do you have any meat products
on your person?
6
00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,411
What's going on?
7
00:00:10,412 --> 00:00:12,461
What's going on is I'm sick of
getting bit by dogs every time
8
00:00:12,462 --> 00:00:14,723
I try to rescue them,
so I'm testing my new armguard.
9
00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:16,292
Right, you're gonna need a dog,
aren't you, to train...
10
00:00:16,293 --> 00:00:17,785
[Dog barking]
11
00:00:17,786 --> 00:00:19,408
Oh.
Is it bad that he's frothing?
12
00:00:19,442 --> 00:00:20,709
We are not doing this,
Morgan.
13
00:00:20,743 --> 00:00:22,810
Look, Tamra's my fail-safe.
Relax.
14
00:00:22,811 --> 00:00:24,161
I'll tranq his ass out.
15
00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:25,368
We have patients coming.
16
00:00:25,403 --> 00:00:28,682
It will take one second
or seven dog seconds.
17
00:00:28,683 --> 00:00:29,921
Just wait.
Please, Dr. Reed.
18
00:00:29,922 --> 00:00:32,107
Okay, Betsy.
One, two, three.
19
00:00:32,108 --> 00:00:33,617
Let him go. I'm ordering
you not to release him.
20
00:00:33,618 --> 00:00:36,548
Come on, come on...
[Screams]
21
00:00:36,549 --> 00:00:38,339
Ah, oh, oh, ow!
22
00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:39,848
There, Tamra!
Fire!
23
00:00:39,849 --> 00:00:41,553
Aah!
No, you're missing it.
24
00:00:41,554 --> 00:00:43,465
Fire again.
I'm trying! I'm trying!
25
00:00:43,466 --> 00:00:45,602
Keep shooting!
You're missing...
26
00:00:45,603 --> 00:00:48,527
Okay!
[Groaning]
27
00:00:48,528 --> 00:00:50,897
Oh, my God.
I feel good now.
28
00:00:50,898 --> 00:00:52,833
(Jeremy) Morgan,
what have we learned from this?
29
00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:55,840
[Hip-hop music]
30
00:00:55,841 --> 00:00:58,845
[Woman vocalizing]
31
00:00:58,846 --> 00:01:04,863
32
00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,906
Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
33
00:01:06,907 --> 00:01:09,448
(Morgan) Dr. Lahiri, you have
every right to be furious with me.
34
00:01:09,449 --> 00:01:11,490
Wait, Dr. L?
I know you can hear me.
35
00:01:11,491 --> 00:01:12,896
I got your favorite doughnut,
36
00:01:12,897 --> 00:01:16,352
Boston cream
with bacon shavings.
37
00:01:16,353 --> 00:01:17,990
Now do you forgive me?
38
00:01:18,024 --> 00:01:20,860
No, my...
Are you crazy?
39
00:01:20,861 --> 00:01:22,169
Dr. L, okay, I know...
[Horn honking]
40
00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:25,378
You might be a little mad
or maybe on your period.
41
00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:27,582
You know what?
I am a little mad at you.
42
00:01:27,616 --> 00:01:29,083
And I'm a lot
on my period.
43
00:01:29,117 --> 00:01:32,255
You send sexual texts
to my crush from my phone.
44
00:01:32,256 --> 00:01:34,561
Now, cliff's dating the girl
down the hall and not me.
45
00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,801
Are you insane?
Well, that's impossible to answer.
46
00:01:36,802 --> 00:01:39,011
Insane people don't know
they're insane, Dr. L.
47
00:01:39,012 --> 00:01:41,255
This doughnut is still good,
for the record.
48
00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,525
Yes, Morgan,
I like cliff.
49
00:01:43,526 --> 00:01:45,061
Do I like how you went
about it? No.
50
00:01:45,062 --> 00:01:46,865
Do I like having his texts
in my phone?
51
00:01:46,866 --> 00:01:49,708
Kinda, sometimes I like it
twice in the same night.
52
00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,082
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
53
00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:52,888
Hold, hold...
Cliff.
54
00:01:52,889 --> 00:01:54,230
Hey. (Mindy) Hello.
55
00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:57,936
[Groans]
56
00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:00,477
Nice day.
Hello.
57
00:02:00,478 --> 00:02:01,480
Oh, hi.
[Stammers]
58
00:02:01,481 --> 00:02:02,817
Yeah.
It is a beautiful day.
59
00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,992
Yeah.
60
00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:07,371
How's Heather?
Heather's good.
61
00:02:07,372 --> 00:02:09,640
Yeah, uh, tonight,
I'm taking her
62
00:02:09,641 --> 00:02:11,344
to the new
Cirque Du Soleil show
63
00:02:11,345 --> 00:02:13,316
about the history
of video games.
64
00:02:13,317 --> 00:02:16,558
Joystique.
Hmm, that sounds fun,
65
00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:19,503
almost as fun
as you taking
66
00:02:19,504 --> 00:02:22,413
my bra off
with your teeth?
67
00:02:24,821 --> 00:02:26,091
[Groaning]
68
00:02:26,092 --> 00:02:28,662
Oh. That is a direct quote
from one of my texts.
69
00:02:28,663 --> 00:02:31,767
You didn't delete them?
I did not.
70
00:02:31,768 --> 00:02:34,771
But...
71
00:02:34,772 --> 00:02:35,806
That's just the end
of the sentence.
72
00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,040
I-I did not
delete them.
73
00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:38,676
God.
Still friends?
74
00:02:38,677 --> 00:02:41,078
No, we're not
friends, Morgan.
75
00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:43,249
I think you are
a bad person.
76
00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,385
No, cliff,
take that back.
77
00:02:44,386 --> 00:02:46,556
Take that back.
78
00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,025
[Sighs]
79
00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:50,900
It's so rare to find a practice
in Manhattan these days
80
00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:52,171
with such
a, I don't know,
81
00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,340
wholesome roster
of doctors.
82
00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,843
You, the British doctor,
the handsome one.
83
00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:57,911
Handsome one?
You already said me.
84
00:02:57,912 --> 00:02:59,046
[Laughs]
85
00:02:59,047 --> 00:03:00,082
You know, I've been singing
your praises
86
00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:01,084
on my mommy blog.
87
00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,289
Oh, thank you so much.
88
00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,926
(Mindy)
Aah! Tamra!
89
00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,362
I didn't mean to.
90
00:03:05,363 --> 00:03:07,965
You cannot shave your legs
in the bathroom anymore!
91
00:03:07,966 --> 00:03:08,966
I just slipped
in a puddle,
92
00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:10,703
and I hurt my hip
very badly.
93
00:03:10,704 --> 00:03:12,474
Help me up.
I couldn't shave at home.
94
00:03:12,475 --> 00:03:15,180
Ray Ron turned our bathroom
into a recording studio.
95
00:03:15,181 --> 00:03:17,052
You know what?
You're banned from the bathroom.
96
00:03:17,053 --> 00:03:18,087
You have to use
the bathroom
97
00:03:18,088 --> 00:03:19,255
across the way
at the coffee shop.
98
00:03:19,256 --> 00:03:20,724
I'm banned
from that one.
99
00:03:20,725 --> 00:03:23,127
Of course, I'm not crazy
about everyone here,
100
00:03:23,128 --> 00:03:25,096
but I guess every place
has to have
101
00:03:25,097 --> 00:03:26,498
at least one of them,
right?
102
00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:29,035
A mouthy drama queen?
Yes.
103
00:03:29,036 --> 00:03:31,908
(Jeremy) Okay, senior partners,
how do we spend the surplus?
104
00:03:31,909 --> 00:03:33,076
You know,
I have an idea.
105
00:03:33,077 --> 00:03:35,412
I think we should invest
in a lactation consultant.
106
00:03:35,413 --> 00:03:36,580
Think about it.
107
00:03:36,581 --> 00:03:37,916
You know what?
Breast-feeding's like baseball.
108
00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,252
The less you think about it,
the better you do.
109
00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,755
I have an idea.
110
00:03:40,756 --> 00:03:42,693
Oh, we gotta buy a table
at the golden globes.
111
00:03:42,694 --> 00:03:44,863
Oh, come on.
There's us, the cast of glee,
112
00:03:44,864 --> 00:03:47,166
the cast of scandal, the cast of...
Okay, senior partners?
113
00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:49,101
I have an idea about what to do
with the extra revenue.
114
00:03:49,102 --> 00:03:50,703
What if instead of waiting
for the patients
115
00:03:50,704 --> 00:03:52,005
to come to us,
we go to them?
116
00:03:52,006 --> 00:03:54,175
I know this vehicle
that we could fix up,
117
00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:55,510
turn into a mobile clinic.
118
00:03:55,511 --> 00:03:57,213
Wait, wait, wait,
you're just trying to scam us
119
00:03:57,214 --> 00:03:58,515
into buying your friend's
old party bus.
120
00:03:58,516 --> 00:04:00,084
Yes, it is
a party bus,
121
00:04:00,085 --> 00:04:02,288
and yes, I did lose
my virginity there.
122
00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:04,560
But if we refurbish it,
take down the pole...
123
00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:06,799
Peter, I think you should stick
to thinking up drinking games.
124
00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,368
Okay, just because
I'm pretty
125
00:04:08,369 --> 00:04:09,903
does not mean
I'm a receptionist.
126
00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:11,538
Those midwives told me
to tell y'all they're here.
127
00:04:11,539 --> 00:04:13,173
[Sighs]
Let's go.
128
00:04:13,174 --> 00:04:15,308
(Danny) For the last time,
we're not getting hand dryers.
129
00:04:15,309 --> 00:04:16,842
I like using paper towels
too much.
130
00:04:16,843 --> 00:04:18,744
That's not the reason
for our visit.
131
00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:20,848
As you all know,
Tracy Whitfield
132
00:04:20,849 --> 00:04:23,253
will be running for congress
to represent our part
133
00:04:23,254 --> 00:04:24,455
of the city of New York.
134
00:04:24,456 --> 00:04:26,223
Okay, it's New York City,
pal.
135
00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,127
Duncan and I believe
that he represents
136
00:04:28,128 --> 00:04:29,898
this district's greatest hope.
137
00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:31,634
And we think it's cool
that he's black.
138
00:04:31,635 --> 00:04:33,234
Extremely cool.
139
00:04:33,235 --> 00:04:34,936
So we assumed
you won't mind
140
00:04:34,937 --> 00:04:38,238
if we hang a few posters
in your office.
141
00:04:38,239 --> 00:04:40,641
Hey, I know that guy.
We went to dartmouth together.
142
00:04:40,642 --> 00:04:42,677
That guy can drink.
Dartmouth?
143
00:04:42,678 --> 00:04:44,580
What's his platform,
hire Dave Matthews
144
00:04:44,581 --> 00:04:46,182
to rewrite
the national anthem?
145
00:04:46,183 --> 00:04:49,154
I think we're good. You don't
even know what he stands for.
146
00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,891
Yeah, but I know
if you guys like him, we don't.
147
00:04:50,892 --> 00:04:52,993
Good-bye, Deslauriers.
Yeah, bounce.
148
00:04:52,994 --> 00:04:54,928
Come on, Duncan,
let's go back upstairs
149
00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:56,630
to the 21st century.
150
00:04:56,631 --> 00:05:00,067
Okay, smell you later.
151
00:05:00,068 --> 00:05:01,201
Hey, Mindy?
[Knocks]
152
00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:02,535
Could I talk to you
for a second?
153
00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,337
You know, Peter, I'm really busy
with work right now.
154
00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,973
I don't have time to listen
to your Borat impression...
155
00:05:05,974 --> 00:05:07,407
"My wife."
156
00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,642
I'm getting the vibe
that you and the other doctors
157
00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,744
maybe don't respect
my ideas.
158
00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,846
No, you have plenty
of great ideas,
159
00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,280
like trailer trash Thursday.
160
00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:18,183
I know that I'm a C.P.P.,
161
00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:19,452
captain of the party patrol,
162
00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,087
but I wanna be I.B.D.,
163
00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,552
involved in business decisions.
164
00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:24,486
I wanna be
a senior partner, S.P.
165
00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:26,889
Uh, no.
Peter, you're a Junior partner.
166
00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:28,858
That's so much cooler
than senior partner
167
00:05:28,859 --> 00:05:30,459
'cause there's, like,
only one of you.
168
00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,394
We have, like, no expectations
for you.
169
00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:34,096
For instance,
I'm a great leader,
170
00:05:34,097 --> 00:05:35,630
but I can't move heavy furniture
for the life of me.
171
00:05:35,631 --> 00:05:36,864
Where are we going?
172
00:05:36,865 --> 00:05:38,532
'Cause I'm, like, so petite,
you know?
173
00:05:38,533 --> 00:05:40,033
I don't have
the upper-body strength.
174
00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:44,076
Is that the end
of the conversation?
175
00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,178
(Danny)
Yes!
176
00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,946
Well, well, well,
well, well.
177
00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,346
Look who's
an Internet blog.
178
00:05:49,347 --> 00:05:51,512
You wear reading glasses?
Yep.
179
00:05:51,513 --> 00:05:52,846
Oh, are those the kind
that connect in the middle?
180
00:05:52,847 --> 00:05:54,013
My aunt Cora has them.
181
00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:55,582
They're really red,
Dr. C.
182
00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:58,985
Okay, enough with the glasses.
Listen to this.
183
00:05:58,986 --> 00:06:02,519
"Despite... des...
184
00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,286
"Despite the name,
Shulman & Associates
185
00:06:05,287 --> 00:06:07,889
"is a refreshing return
to traditional values.
186
00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:11,194
Most of the doctors are pure
of heart and pure of blood."
187
00:06:11,195 --> 00:06:14,895
Aren't I always saying
I'm pure of heart, huh?
188
00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,995
"Dr. Castellano knows
that the first hands
189
00:06:16,996 --> 00:06:21,462
"that touch your precious baby
should be...
190
00:06:21,463 --> 00:06:22,462
Ivory white."
191
00:06:22,463 --> 00:06:23,596
Oh, my God.
Okay.
192
00:06:23,597 --> 00:06:24,895
"whitemommy.com"?
193
00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:26,096
What the hell's
going on?
194
00:06:26,097 --> 00:06:28,065
"It's often a hardship
for an aryan woman
195
00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:31,568
"to find appropriate
medical care on the island of..."
196
00:06:31,569 --> 00:06:32,569
Both: "Jew-hattan"?
197
00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:33,937
(Mindy)
Oh, my God, Danny.
198
00:06:33,938 --> 00:06:36,173
Uh-oh.
This is a white power website.
199
00:06:36,174 --> 00:06:39,346
[Laughs] Dr. C,
you always getting played out.
200
00:06:39,347 --> 00:06:40,614
No, no, no, no,
I'm not getting played out here.
201
00:06:40,615 --> 00:06:41,748
I'll tell you
what happened is
202
00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,049
something got mixed up.
203
00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:45,617
Okay, these things happen.
It's a fringe site.
204
00:06:45,618 --> 00:06:47,151
I'm sure not many people
read it.
205
00:06:47,152 --> 00:06:49,051
Everyone back to work.
206
00:06:49,052 --> 00:06:51,018
But I don't...
Mindy, where are you going?
207
00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,456
You need to rethink
your politics, my friend.
208
00:06:53,457 --> 00:06:55,861
This is...
I didn't... whitemommy?
209
00:06:55,862 --> 00:06:57,898
whitemommy.com?
210
00:06:57,899 --> 00:07:00,168
(Mindy) I know
that Sarah is a family name.
211
00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,834
Ever since I saw
that first sonogram,
212
00:07:01,835 --> 00:07:04,302
I just thought "katniss"
for this baby.
213
00:07:04,303 --> 00:07:05,704
Anyway, ask your husband,
see what he thinks.
214
00:07:05,705 --> 00:07:08,943
Mm-hmm.
See you in a couple weeks.
215
00:07:08,944 --> 00:07:10,679
[Brendan shouting
in the distance]
216
00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,814
Danny.
217
00:07:11,815 --> 00:07:13,280
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.
Yeah.
218
00:07:13,281 --> 00:07:17,114
Why am I hearing
the midwives?
219
00:07:17,115 --> 00:07:18,751
(Brendan) We will not
tolerate the opinions
220
00:07:18,752 --> 00:07:20,053
of whitemommy.com.
221
00:07:20,054 --> 00:07:22,289
We will tolerate
intelligent debate,
222
00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:24,393
but we will not
tolerate intolerance
223
00:07:24,394 --> 00:07:26,495
in this building.
224
00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:28,730
(Brendan) I know you see me.
Damn it.
225
00:07:28,731 --> 00:07:31,030
Those little bitches.
226
00:07:32,305 --> 00:07:33,306
So what is the color
of love?
227
00:07:33,307 --> 00:07:34,574
What the hell, Deslaurier?
228
00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:36,341
Why are you picketing us?
We are not picketing.
229
00:07:36,342 --> 00:07:38,208
This is a vibrant discussion
about race.
230
00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:39,809
So what?
We discuss race all the time.
231
00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:41,010
Just yesterday,
we were talking about
232
00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:42,746
who's hotter,
Derek Jeter or Eli Manning.
233
00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:44,483
Jeter won.
Landslide.
234
00:07:44,518 --> 00:07:45,917
Don't know who that is.
Are you kidding me?
235
00:07:45,918 --> 00:07:46,951
You don't know...
Danny, it's okay, it's okay.
236
00:07:46,952 --> 00:07:48,520
Stop, stop, stop.
237
00:07:48,554 --> 00:07:50,721
It's not worth it. I would
like to say this is outrageous.
238
00:07:50,756 --> 00:07:53,992
This practice loves people
of all races.
239
00:07:53,993 --> 00:07:55,696
Hmm, very interesting
coming from you.
240
00:07:55,697 --> 00:07:58,734
That's right, I did a little
research, Dr. Jeremy Reed,
241
00:07:58,735 --> 00:08:03,573
born 1980,
Johannesburg, South Africa.
242
00:08:03,574 --> 00:08:05,773
Everybody upstairs now.
Let's regroup.
243
00:08:05,808 --> 00:08:08,108
Hitler, the kkk,
244
00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:09,209
Shulman & Associates.
245
00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,211
Okay, that's crazy.
246
00:08:10,212 --> 00:08:11,347
This is Priscilla Lane,
247
00:08:11,348 --> 00:08:13,083
the top PR consultant
in the city.
248
00:08:13,084 --> 00:08:14,554
She knows
what she's talking about.
249
00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,490
She handled Taylor Swift's
hit-and-run.
250
00:08:16,525 --> 00:08:19,491
What? I didn't know
that Taylor Swift had...
251
00:08:19,492 --> 00:08:20,759
Oh. (Jeremy) Yeah.
252
00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,861
Now, look,
your practice is in danger
253
00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:24,730
of eviction, a lawsuit.
254
00:08:24,731 --> 00:08:26,232
Your medical license
is coming under review.
255
00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:27,232
You need a strategy.
256
00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:28,834
I am Indian.
I can't be racist.
257
00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:31,038
Oh, please, you only hook up
with white guys.
258
00:08:31,039 --> 00:08:32,906
I've hooked up
with every race of woman.
259
00:08:32,941 --> 00:08:34,774
How dare you?
I went to second base
260
00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:35,907
with my friend
Korean Justin.
261
00:08:35,942 --> 00:08:37,141
His hands
were so small.
262
00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,475
It made my boobs
feel enormous.
263
00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,977
Everything you just said
was racist.
264
00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,946
PR consultant.
What a joke.
265
00:08:41,947 --> 00:08:43,916
I remember when "PR"
meant "puerto rican."
266
00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:45,353
Have you learned nothing? Now
you're just trying to be offensive.
267
00:08:45,354 --> 00:08:46,455
Listen to her.
That's not how we talk.
268
00:08:46,489 --> 00:08:47,690
Danny?
Yeah?
269
00:08:47,691 --> 00:08:49,760
Since you are the focus
of the blog,
270
00:08:49,761 --> 00:08:51,128
I will give you
one-on-one media training
271
00:08:51,129 --> 00:08:52,094
to prep you
for your interviews.
272
00:08:52,129 --> 00:08:53,128
What, me?
273
00:08:53,162 --> 00:08:54,360
Mindy and your nurse Tamra
274
00:08:54,361 --> 00:08:55,827
will issue
a statement asserting
275
00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:58,094
that they love
to work here.
276
00:08:58,128 --> 00:08:59,796
Are there other
African-American employees?
277
00:08:59,797 --> 00:09:01,798
Yes, Jerry, the orderly
with the hot body.
278
00:09:01,799 --> 00:09:02,933
No, his name's Reggie.
279
00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:05,135
No one named Reggie or Jerry
has ever worked here.
280
00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:07,301
Mindy, you and Tamra
will go to dinner.
281
00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:09,135
You will write a statement.
I am on it.
282
00:09:09,136 --> 00:09:11,203
A fancy restaurant
that still has big portions.
283
00:09:11,237 --> 00:09:12,971
[Sighs]
Dr. p?
284
00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:15,440
I need advice.
Oh, yeah?
285
00:09:15,441 --> 00:09:17,075
Cliff said
I was a bad person.
286
00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:18,844
Well, I told you
to delete those text messages.
287
00:09:18,845 --> 00:09:19,847
[Sighs]
288
00:09:19,881 --> 00:09:22,280
Oh, what if I got him a gift?
Mm-hmm?
289
00:09:22,281 --> 00:09:25,385
I have hundreds
and thousands
290
00:09:25,386 --> 00:09:27,488
of betas,
like betamax tapes.
291
00:09:27,489 --> 00:09:29,858
As amazing
as that sounds,
292
00:09:29,859 --> 00:09:31,561
I don't think
he wants a gift.
293
00:09:31,562 --> 00:09:32,763
He's a guy.
Mm-hmm.
294
00:09:32,797 --> 00:09:35,565
He probably just wants
to beat the crap out of you.
295
00:09:35,566 --> 00:09:37,000
Look, guys, leftovers.
296
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,936
The senior partners
said we support staff
297
00:09:38,937 --> 00:09:40,504
could have at them.
298
00:09:40,505 --> 00:09:42,873
[Sighs]
299
00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:45,345
Dr. L.
300
00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:47,247
Hey.
Hey, Tamra, you made it.
301
00:09:47,248 --> 00:09:49,549
I already ordered for us
and ate all our appetizers.
302
00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,583
Should we order more?
303
00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:52,351
What up, Dr. Larry?
304
00:09:52,352 --> 00:09:54,321
I'm Ray Ron, pleased to meet
your acquaintance.
305
00:09:54,322 --> 00:09:55,656
Ah, Ray Ron.
306
00:09:55,657 --> 00:09:57,260
I've heard
so much about you.
307
00:09:57,261 --> 00:09:58,962
Thanks for dropping
Tamra off.
308
00:09:58,963 --> 00:10:00,365
Oh, you know, Ray Ron,
this is actually
309
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,167
kind of a work thing,
so I only got a table for two.
310
00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:04,869
He doesn't trust me
to eat dinner alone
311
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,140
because this one time,
I ate next to Mandy Patinkin,
312
00:10:07,141 --> 00:10:08,175
and he fell in love
with me.
313
00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:10,947
Damn, I hope
they have lobster here.
314
00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:14,050
I'm real allergic,
but I love how expensive it is.
315
00:10:14,051 --> 00:10:16,484
So, Tamra, our statement.
316
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,421
It needs to combine
your bold attitude
317
00:10:18,422 --> 00:10:19,823
and my fierce realness.
318
00:10:19,824 --> 00:10:21,292
Gonna be kind of a...
319
00:10:24,132 --> 00:10:25,868
Fun assignment, I think.
320
00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:27,835
All right,
let's try this again.
321
00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:29,568
I'm going to be
a reporter,
322
00:10:29,603 --> 00:10:31,102
and I'm going to ask you
some questions.
323
00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:32,502
155.
324
00:10:32,503 --> 00:10:33,970
What?
That's what I bench.
325
00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:35,839
It's not a lot,
but I can do 12 reps.
326
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,240
12? Sorry,
that's not that many reps.
327
00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:40,709
Look, you need the skills
to change the conversation.
328
00:10:40,744 --> 00:10:42,111
I'll change the conversation.
329
00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:43,913
Your profession's
a joke, okay?
330
00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:45,414
When it comes
to least respected jobs,
331
00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:47,449
it goes male model,
332
00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:50,319
mugger, PR person,
nothing.
333
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,921
You're a grouchy bastard.
334
00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:55,526
You're a cold-blooded vulture.
335
00:11:01,232 --> 00:11:03,434
How do you like that
for changing the conversation?
336
00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:06,569
Oh, God, you are so lame.
Please shut up.
337
00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:08,770
And the practice
has given me the confidence
338
00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:09,971
to reach
for the stars.
339
00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:11,407
I actually borrowed
that line
340
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,941
from a college essay
about computer camp.
341
00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:15,408
Yo, these chicken tenderonis
is tight as hell.
342
00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,943
That's calamari, r-dub.
You know, squid.
343
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,845
Squid?
344
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,014
Oh.
I ain't no played-out whale.
345
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,283
Hey, you can't do that
at a restaurant, okay?
346
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,153
Ray Ron, is there no place
that you need to be?
347
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,153
Something to do?
Oh, yeah.
348
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:32,052
I'ma go outside
and vaporize.
349
00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:34,255
B.R.B.
350
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,326
Tamra?
Hey, Tamra?
351
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,995
I'm sorry.
I, like, hate him so much.
352
00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:40,298
He's such a deadbeat,
353
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,765
and not the hot kind
that Beyonce sings songs about.
354
00:11:42,766 --> 00:11:44,466
The kind that Britney
sings songs about?
355
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:45,767
Hey, hold up,
Dr. L.
356
00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,870
Ray Ron
might be uneducated,
357
00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:49,873
unvaccinated,
and he has webbed feet...
358
00:11:49,874 --> 00:11:50,874
Ugh.
359
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:51,942
But he respects me.
360
00:11:51,943 --> 00:11:54,045
And I love him.
361
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,114
Tamra, I think
that you need to be
362
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,850
with someone
more like you.
363
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,051
You know what?
364
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,252
You can finish that statement
by yourself.
365
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,620
I'ma take
Ray Ron home
366
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,158
and make him massage my back
with his messed-up feet.
367
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,128
Tamra, I already told them
it was my birthday.
368
00:12:07,129 --> 00:12:09,065
There's cake coming.
369
00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:12,032
[Sighs]
370
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:15,367
Hey, have you really been
with every race of girl?
371
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,237
Pretty much,
372
00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:18,940
except for one.
373
00:12:18,941 --> 00:12:20,678
Which one?
374
00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,147
None of your business.
375
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:24,951
What... like pacific islander?
376
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:25,951
Oh, God.
Italian?
377
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,722
That's not...
Okay, come on.
378
00:12:27,723 --> 00:12:30,157
(Brendan) I'd now like to invite
someone up who's experienced
379
00:12:30,158 --> 00:12:34,729
the racism of
Shulman & Associates firsthand.
380
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:37,200
[Applause]
What? Tamra?
381
00:12:37,201 --> 00:12:39,403
(Brendan and Duncan)
against the obgs
382
00:12:39,404 --> 00:12:41,504
we sing a song
383
00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:44,508
wait, i'm a racist now?
384
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,358
What, it's a rally now?
385
00:12:48,359 --> 00:12:49,726
Now, sister Tamra,
386
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,527
you work
at Shulman & Associates.
387
00:12:51,528 --> 00:12:54,695
Tell us, how much is it like
1950s Birmingham, Alabama?
388
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:55,729
What?
389
00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:56,864
Well, Dr. Lahiri did say
390
00:12:56,865 --> 00:12:58,866
I had to use
a separate bathroom.
391
00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,067
(Mindy)
Yes, I did.
392
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,569
It was only because you
were making a huge mess.
393
00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:03,704
The midwives believe
all ethnicities
394
00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:04,971
should procreate
until we have
395
00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:06,636
one gorgeous
caramel-colored race.
396
00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:07,703
[Cheers and applause]
397
00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:09,204
Is that
from your seventh-grade diary
398
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,506
when you had
that epiphany?
399
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:12,607
She said I had to dump
my white boyfriend
400
00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:14,208
to get with someone
more like me.
401
00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,673
[Booing]
Wait, wait, okay, no.
402
00:13:15,674 --> 00:13:18,074
I only meant smart
and attractive like she is.
403
00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:19,507
You called him
a deadbeat.
404
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,312
(All) What? He is a deadbeat.
405
00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:22,848
If you knew him,
you would understand.
406
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:23,884
You think
he's a deadbeat, right?
407
00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:25,251
No, I love him.
I love everyone.
408
00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:27,485
And it's okay to call
a white person a deadbeat...
409
00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:28,752
No, it's not.
Or uppity or lazy.
410
00:13:28,786 --> 00:13:30,019
Okay, okay, that's enough.
411
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,351
That's fine to call...
Well, he is, Danny.
412
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,719
No, no.
Tamra, Tamra!
413
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,621
Shulman & Associates,
ladies and gentlemen,
414
00:13:35,622 --> 00:13:39,625
where it's okay
to call people names.
415
00:13:39,626 --> 00:13:41,593
I'm telling you, we should've
hung those Whitfield signs.
416
00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:43,293
He's a cool guy.
417
00:13:43,294 --> 00:13:45,259
You know in college, he took
a bunch of mushrooms and then...
418
00:13:45,294 --> 00:13:46,927
Hey, priss.
419
00:13:46,928 --> 00:13:47,993
I'm so sorry
I'm late.
420
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,730
One of my clients
just spit on a paparazzi.
421
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:51,832
I can't say who,
422
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,371
but his name rhymes
with "Shmalec Shmaldwin."
423
00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:55,973
Danny, get up there
and fix this.
424
00:13:55,974 --> 00:13:58,173
Um, I actually don't think
he's quite ready yet.
425
00:13:58,207 --> 00:14:00,343
I could go.
Obviously not, Peter.
426
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:01,978
We've spent thousands.
Danny's ready.
427
00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:03,315
Get up. (Brendan) Hold on, hold on.
428
00:14:03,316 --> 00:14:05,151
Hold on,
we have a surprise speaker,
429
00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:06,620
Daniel Castellano,
430
00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:08,588
the cover boy
for whititemommy.com...
431
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:09,823
Just give me that.
Give me that.
432
00:14:09,824 --> 00:14:11,891
Okay, o...
433
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,226
Okay, sit...
Look, I can talk to you
434
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,597
about race relations
all day long,
435
00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:19,567
but I'm gonna change
the conversation.
436
00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:23,040
You know how many black friends
I had growing up?
437
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,276
Four.
Count 'em.
438
00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:26,743
He counts
his black friends, everybody.
439
00:14:26,744 --> 00:14:27,745
That says it all
right there.
440
00:14:27,746 --> 00:14:29,648
Dummy.
441
00:14:29,649 --> 00:14:31,283
You don't change
the conversation
442
00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:35,019
by telling people you're
changing the conversation.
443
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,254
Well, I wish
you'd have told me that
444
00:14:36,255 --> 00:14:37,789
instead of having sex
with me.
445
00:14:37,824 --> 00:14:40,528
(All)
Ooh.
446
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,563
I'm going.
Priss, priss, priss, don't go.
447
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:44,298
Priss.
First, it's racism.
448
00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:47,502
Now, it's awkward sexual
misconduct in the workplace.
449
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:50,138
Call me old-fashioned.
I find this a little weird.
450
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,641
Wouldn't you guys prefer
to give birth
451
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,842
in a place
that's more sensitive,
452
00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,309
maybe one floor up?
453
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,476
Wait a minute.
Is that what this is about?
454
00:14:56,477 --> 00:14:57,776
You wanna take over
our business?
455
00:14:57,777 --> 00:14:58,943
How dare you?
456
00:14:58,944 --> 00:15:02,443
This is a discussion
of racism.
457
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,143
Cliff.
458
00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,545
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you want?
459
00:15:07,414 --> 00:15:08,447
And I'm here
to give it to you.
460
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:10,781
Kick my ass.
What? No.
461
00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:12,815
Come on.
I knew you were gonna say that.
462
00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:15,150
Big meat.
463
00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:17,119
Big meat here, he's gonna
give me what I deserve.
464
00:15:17,153 --> 00:15:18,289
He owes me.
465
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,691
Mr. Tookers
helped me move.
466
00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:22,027
Twice, okay?
467
00:15:22,062 --> 00:15:24,263
Back up.
No, this is for you.
468
00:15:24,264 --> 00:15:26,165
Give it to me hard,
just not in the teeth
469
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,399
'cause my smile's
my moneymaker.
470
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,667
No, stop,
nobody's hitting anybody. Do it!
471
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:29,800
Oh.
472
00:15:29,801 --> 00:15:31,134
Aw.
What the hell?
473
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:33,568
Run, run, go.
Go to the Bronx zoo.
474
00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:34,603
I'll call you later.
475
00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:36,541
Oh, my God.
[Groans]
476
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,277
Thank you, Duncan,
for those illuminating words
477
00:15:38,278 --> 00:15:39,345
from Langston Hughes.
478
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,312
We have an exciting
update, everyone.
479
00:15:41,347 --> 00:15:43,346
Several news vans
are on their way
480
00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:45,114
to help spread
our message.
481
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:46,648
Great.
We're gonna get crucified.
482
00:15:46,683 --> 00:15:48,318
If only Olivia pope
was here.
483
00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:50,690
Oh, and Tracy Whitfield
himself is here
484
00:15:50,691 --> 00:15:53,327
to lend his voice
to our chorus of outrage.
485
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,495
But, Peter,
you know Tracy Whitfield
486
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,163
from the university
of "dart-mouth."
487
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,031
(Peter) Yeah, I've said that,
like, five times today.
488
00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:00,666
He's the one that stopped me
from getting my arm branded.
489
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,368
Go talk to him.
Make this go away.
490
00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:03,638
Please, Peter, help us.
491
00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:05,574
You need my help?
492
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,575
Yes, we do.
493
00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,677
The Junior partner
is gonna help this...
494
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:09,911
We need help.
Please go do it.
495
00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:11,745
Please, please.
We're so sorry. Okay, relax.
496
00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:13,379
I'm on it.
Okay.
497
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:14,547
Hey, yo, Whitfield!
498
00:16:14,581 --> 00:16:18,019
Hey. Hey.
499
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,287
Oh.
500
00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,522
That is not my friend.
I made a horrible mistake.
501
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,157
What... what the hell's
wrong with you?
502
00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:26,026
Peter!
Okay, that was very racist.
503
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:29,094
Cliff, I should never
have duped you
504
00:16:29,095 --> 00:16:31,562
into a sexual
text conversation.
505
00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:32,896
I'm sorry.
506
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,965
Okay, thank you.
507
00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:39,135
I'm also a little not.
508
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:40,503
Could've just
ended it there.
509
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:43,372
No, I'm not sorry
because Mindy really liked you.
510
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:46,979
And I think you had
a case of the hornies for her.
511
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,381
Oh.
[Sighs]
512
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,951
I'm not really crazy
about "case of the hornies,"
513
00:16:50,952 --> 00:16:54,656
and I'm with Heather now.
514
00:16:54,657 --> 00:16:55,724
And look,
I don't think
515
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:57,960
that you're
a bad person, okay?
516
00:16:57,961 --> 00:17:02,163
I just... I just...
I find you to be somewhat...
517
00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,631
Unbearable.
518
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,597
(Whitfield)
Yes, some of you are angry.
519
00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:08,897
We cannot
tolerate discrimination,
520
00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:10,764
and I will shut
these doctors down.
521
00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:12,799
In my defense,
I was drunk
522
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,002
every time I hung out
with the guy I thought that was.
523
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:16,804
Well, I'm going to do
the dignified thing
524
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:19,077
and join the protesters.
525
00:17:19,112 --> 00:17:22,416
Maybe we need to get Priscilla
to come back.
526
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,018
No?
527
00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:26,553
(Whitfield)
Tomorrow, across the district.
528
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,389
Next year,
to the halls of congress.
529
00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:32,025
Excuse me, guys. Maybe all
the way to the White House!
530
00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:33,193
Who's with me?
531
00:17:33,194 --> 00:17:34,261
I never thought
I'd live to see
532
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,696
a second black President.
533
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:37,531
Hey, Tamra.
534
00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:38,998
It makes me sick
to think
535
00:17:38,999 --> 00:17:40,198
that you might think
I'm a racist.
536
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,033
I know you're not racist,
Dr. L.
537
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,301
Then why are you
doing this?
538
00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:45,503
You are a little...
Anti-semitic, I know.
539
00:17:45,504 --> 00:17:46,906
But you know what?
I'm probably gonna marry one.
540
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,442
No, you can
be condescending
541
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,344
to the people under you
at work.
542
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,212
Something, you get a little
Downton Abbey.
543
00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:54,180
You've seen Downton Abbey?
See?
544
00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:55,447
That's condescending.
Yeah.
545
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:56,848
So when you told me
not to date Ray Ron,
546
00:17:56,849 --> 00:17:59,153
a man who redefines
my universe spiritually
547
00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:01,057
and gets disability
'cause of his neck,
548
00:18:01,058 --> 00:18:02,893
I just felt disrespected.
549
00:18:02,894 --> 00:18:04,695
Okay, okay, all right.
550
00:18:04,696 --> 00:18:07,730
Listen, Tamra, I do
not look down on anyone.
551
00:18:07,731 --> 00:18:08,764
I'm so sorry.
552
00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:10,700
Okay, girl.
553
00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:12,438
I do look down
on Ray Ron.
554
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,906
I'll try to get
to know him better.
555
00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:17,177
We can't let these doctors turn
the clock back a hundred years.
556
00:18:17,211 --> 00:18:19,947
For one thing,
I'd miss my smartphone.
557
00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,348
[Laughter]
Gotta have my smartphone.
558
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,383
All right, I've had enough
of this. Excuse me.
559
00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:25,085
(Whitfield)
We need to send a message
560
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:26,820
that hatemongers
like Shulman & Associates
561
00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:29,090
will disappear
like slavery and apartheid.
562
00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:30,391
This message
is more than...
563
00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:31,559
Excuse me, Mr. Whitfield?
564
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,660
Do you mind
if I say something?
565
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,862
Um...
Just give her the mic.
566
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,063
She'll give us more
to protest.
567
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,534
Shut up.
568
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:37,601
Uh, sure.
569
00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,303
Thank you.
[Clears throat]
570
00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:42,174
Okay, I know you're all
very angry right now.
571
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,243
[All booing]
Shame.
572
00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:44,844
I just wanna say
one thing,
573
00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:46,680
which is my name
is Mindy Lahiri,
574
00:18:46,681 --> 00:18:49,415
and I am not
a racist.
575
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,551
Sure, I tell
edgy jokes sometimes,
576
00:18:51,552 --> 00:18:52,719
but people
really like that.
577
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,156
It's good for morale
in this economy.
578
00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:56,492
(Woman)
Are you kidding me?
579
00:18:56,493 --> 00:18:58,463
Moreover...
More importantly,
580
00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:01,332
Shulman & Associates
are not racists.
581
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,201
We help women
who are poor,
582
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:05,805
who are uninsured,
of almost every ethnicity.
583
00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:07,674
In fact...
Oh, one of our doctors,
584
00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:10,611
Dr. Danny Castellano,
he told me this morning
585
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:11,812
that he has had sex
with women
586
00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:14,215
of almost
every single race.
587
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:16,317
Don't say my name.
There he is, right there.
588
00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:18,020
Danny Castellano.
589
00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:20,722
What are you do... you've had
sex with a woman of every race.
590
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,458
That's personal.
591
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:23,939
Doesn't that bring
a tear to your eye?
592
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,928
No? Okay.
593
00:19:25,929 --> 00:19:28,834
Um, another doctor of ours
594
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,909
is spearheading
a mobile health unit initiative.
595
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,412
Once a month,
our practice will take a van,
596
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:38,049
and we're gonna go
to low-income areas,
597
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,417
and we're gonna help women
in need.
598
00:19:39,452 --> 00:19:43,557
[Applause]
599
00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:45,261
Actually, some of the areas,
I think,
600
00:19:45,262 --> 00:19:47,364
are in your district,
Mr. Whitfield.
601
00:19:47,365 --> 00:19:51,301
So, um, connection.
602
00:19:51,302 --> 00:19:53,204
The point is
Shulman & Associates...
603
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:54,540
Not racists.
604
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,741
Thank you very much.
605
00:19:55,742 --> 00:19:56,943
Whitman 2014.
606
00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:58,444
Whitfield.
Whitfield.
607
00:19:58,445 --> 00:20:01,112
Sorry.
[Cheers and applause]
608
00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:02,980
Was it okay that I mentioned
your sex partners?
609
00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:04,281
No, I didn't like that.
Okay.
610
00:20:04,282 --> 00:20:05,617
(Whitfield) Wow. Was it... okay.
611
00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:08,154
Our district could actually use
that mobile medical unit.
612
00:20:08,188 --> 00:20:11,925
[Cheers and applause]
613
00:20:11,926 --> 00:20:13,428
You know,
part of fighting for justice
614
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,335
is knowing
when to put down your weapons
615
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:17,705
and accept
an olive branch.
616
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:18,808
No, no,
wait, wait, wait.
617
00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:20,476
This is not
an olive branch.
618
00:20:20,477 --> 00:20:22,444
This is a master's whip
they're handing you.
619
00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:24,011
Ooh, hey,
listen up, man.
620
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:25,846
You're starting to make me
feel uncomfortable, all right?
621
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,346
And you're kind of wasting
my time.
622
00:20:27,381 --> 00:20:29,081
These people are
barely racist.
623
00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:30,182
Wait...
624
00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:33,085
So the mobile health idea
kind of...
625
00:20:33,086 --> 00:20:34,519
I don't know,
I think it saved the day.
626
00:20:34,554 --> 00:20:37,523
What would be
a good thank-you gift for me?
627
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:41,396
What about making me
senior partner?
628
00:20:41,397 --> 00:20:43,800
Fine.
Noice!
629
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:45,469
And I'ma be
senior partner too.
630
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,536
No, you're the nurse.
Go back up to work.
631
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,804
You wasted
a lot of our time, Tamra.
632
00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:48,872
All right,
let's get back.
633
00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:51,143
(Whitfield) Hey, Mindy. Hi.
634
00:20:51,144 --> 00:20:52,310
Hi, I just wanted
to tell you
635
00:20:52,311 --> 00:20:53,744
that I really admire
your passion.
636
00:20:53,745 --> 00:20:54,745
Thank you.
Yeah.
637
00:20:54,746 --> 00:20:56,213
You remind me
of Winston Churchill.
638
00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:58,784
Yeah, the way you speak,
the way you walk.
639
00:20:58,785 --> 00:20:59,786
Okay.
640
00:20:59,787 --> 00:21:00,788
And I'd love
to hear more
641
00:21:00,789 --> 00:21:03,196
about that mobile medical unit
you got.
642
00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:04,564
Really?
Yeah.
643
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,500
Well, maybe we can talk more
about it over dinner sometime.
644
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:08,036
Sure.
That'd be great.
645
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:09,772
I'll bring Tyra.
Who?
646
00:21:09,773 --> 00:21:11,442
Tyra banks.
She and I are dating.
647
00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:13,011
She's my girlfriend.
Okay.
648
00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:14,448
Get out of here.
I don't have time for this.
649
00:21:14,449 --> 00:21:15,450
Okay.
650
00:21:15,451 --> 00:21:17,217
(Peter)
Yes, senior partner.
651
00:21:17,218 --> 00:21:18,417
(Mindy)
Junior senior partner.
652
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:20,550
(Danny)
Probationary.
653
00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,152
Have you talked
to Priscilla?
654
00:21:22,153 --> 00:21:24,555
Nah.
Not feeling it.
655
00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:26,091
That's what she told me.
656
00:21:26,092 --> 00:21:27,259
Hey, Jerry.
657
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,595
Good morning, Dr. L.
[Mouthing]
658
00:21:29,596 --> 00:21:30,730
All right, relax.
659
00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:34,737
Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
660
00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:39,337
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
48236
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.