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[Speaking Japanese]
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Would somebody please
tell me what the [bleep]
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These Japanese cowboys are all about?
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?
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Nate: I told you the town was this way.
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I looks like a ghost town.
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No, I saw people from the plane.
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- It's really creepy.
- Yeah, well, it's shelter,
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so just stop being so negative, please.
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Sorry. My first plane
crash and drug trip
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must be affecting my positivity somehow.
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You know what, man...
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Hello?! Anybody here?!
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Hello! Anyone?
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Hello! We need help!
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Hello!
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- Oh! Hey! Hey!
- Oh! Hey!
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- Hi! We're so lost!
- Hi, how are you?
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Thank God. Oh, my God.
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- Oh!
- Whoa, whoa! Gun down!
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- Please!
- Reach for the sky.
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We'll reach, okay, okay!
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Please, please, we mean you no harm!
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Robin: We were just...
we were in a plane crash,
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and we're super lost. We just need help.
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Please, man! We got children.
Don't do this!
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Stop right there.
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We're stopped, we're not
walking any further.
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Yeah, please just put the gun down!
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This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
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Can he see us?
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Put the gun down, we will walk
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right out of this town right now.
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There's a snake in my boot.
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- What?
- What?
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- I told you there were snakes out here.
- Shh!
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Hold on. Guys, something's
not right about this.
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Does this guy have "Andy" written
on the bottom of his boot?
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Stop talking.
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To infinity...
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What?...
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And beyond!
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Go ahead...
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Whoa, whoa!
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- Make my day.
- That's not even from a Western.
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Whoa. Oh, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa! Everybody guns down!
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Please! We are just a family!
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We mean you no harm.
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[Speaking Japanese]
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[Scoffs, laughs]
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Reach for the sky!
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Okay, we're reached, we're reached!
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?
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Okay.
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On my mark, you run over there,
protect the children.
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- Wh-What are you gonna do?
- What I always do.
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Oh, God, don't say "get some."
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Please don't get some.
Please don't get some.
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Please don't get some.
Please don't get some!
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Get some! Go!
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?
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[Screams]
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Oh, my God! I just killed somebody!
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Great! Kill more!
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Ugh!
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Oh! [Grunts]
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Reach for the sk...
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[Chuckling]
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Delilah, no!
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?
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What is happening?!
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[Speaking Japanese]
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[Laughs]
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Go big or go home.
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[Speaking Japanese]
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They're dying, but they're not bleeding.
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What are they?
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- Zombies.
- Cosplayers.
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- [Gunshots, shouting]
- Babe.
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Babe, get out of the road!
You're gonna get shot!
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- Sweetheart, they're blanks.
- What?!
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It's a bunch of Pacific Rim
LARPers playing dress-up.
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What are you talking about?
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LARPers.
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I don't know what that means?!
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Live action role-playing.
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Oh, you think this is role-playing?!
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I don't think so, sister!
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[Groaning]
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See?
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[Speaks Japanese]
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Oh, shit.
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[All groaning]
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I guess I killed that guy like 10 times.
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? Somewhere behind the mountains ?
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? There is a place I'm thinkin' ?
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[Distorted music plays]
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Delilah, shoot me with the gun.
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[Gunshot]
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Ah... Ah... Aah!
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This is the best vacation ever!
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?
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[Laughs]
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[Speaking Japanese]
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So what is this place?
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Well, for about three years now,
Mr. Tanaka and his associates
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have been coming up here
for a few weeks out of the year
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to live out their
favorite cowboy movies.
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Isn't that something?
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It's... It's kind of awesome.
I got to admit.
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You know, all the guns
and the dresses, they're just...
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Everything looks and feels so real.
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Oh, thank you.
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I mean, we take a lot of pride
in being period correct.
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Without the danger, of course.
It's all just make believe.
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Oh, okay, so you're not
actually a prostitute.
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- Babe!
- I'm just saying,
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she's not actually available
for sexual services,
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so stop looking at her like she is.
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I'm not.
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Listen, we need to get out
of here. How do we do that?
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Uh, well, we have a shuttle leaving
for Fairbanks in two days.
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I mean, you and your family are...
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No, no, no, no, that's...
that's not soon enough.
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- Do you have a radio?
- Babe!
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- What?
- Cool down, she's being nice.
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She needs to put on a sweater.
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She does not.
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Do not let her ruin your authenticity.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Um, Mr. Tanaka has offered up
his cabin. It's up on the hill.
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And there are clothes,
and you can take a bath...
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which it looks like you sorely need.
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She does. And thank you
again for everything.
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For all of it. Like,
just thank you so, so much.
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Aw. Well, I would politely ask
that you stay out of the town center.
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Because we have crafted another
high noon duel at 3:00 P.M.
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The boys are gonna fight the Pinkertons.
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Come to collect for the banks.
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[Both laugh]
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Fun fact about the Pinkertons...
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Oh, do we look like we give
a shit about American history?
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We're not Japanese. Come on, let's go.
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?
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We should really talk
about what we're gonna do.
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We did already. We're gonna
turn ourselves in. Right?
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I'm gonna pretend I don't know anything
and act like I'm a big, dumb idiot
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that doesn't know how things work.
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He's really good with a gun, huh?
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- Nice shooting, boy!
- I know about all that.
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But once we're past all the legal shit,
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you know, we just put
these kids through so much.
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They don't deserve this life.
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I mean, I'm doing the same thing
to them that my dad did to me.
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I'm gonna wake up one day,
and they're just gonna be gone.
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Mnh-mnh. No way, man.
This family is due for a win.
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This family doesn't get wins.
We don't even get ties.
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At least when I was being
developmentally neglected,
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we stayed in fancy French hotels.
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This, we're just, you
know, on the run in...
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Like, wow, that's smooth.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, and these are my babies, you know?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I'm... I'm forcing them.
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I'm forcing them to...
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Is it made of butter?
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- It's really...
- It's so good.
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Really, really good.
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I'll take this over a fancy,
snooty French hotel any day.
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It's like a firm handshake.
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Mm. Like a successful merger.
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Mm.
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Get some.
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I guess we could do worse.
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- We could do way worse.
- Yeah. Hey, kids?
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Kids?! Don't go away. Come back.
Mommy needs a hug.
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Yeah, it's probably best you
don't kiss them and hug them
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while you're naked
and drunk in a hot tub.
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I'm not drunk yet.
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Right, well... you will be.
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You will be.
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Okay, so, Bill, you're gonna
jump out of the barrel.
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And you better have worked
up that Irish accent.
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Oh, we've been doing this show
for three years now.
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We haven't got anything better
than the barrel surprise?
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Do you have a better dramatic
entrance planned for us, Bill?!
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'Cause I'd love to see that!
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[Trumpet plays "Dixie" over loudspeaker]
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Can that be any more
anachronistic, Bill?
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?
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Oh, God. Jesus Christ.
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- This is a goddamn ghost town!
- No, they're here.
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No, there is literally no one here.
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Hey, hey, Robin Randall!
Robin Randall, are you here?
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- Robin Randall!
- Oh, my God!
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This is the Alaskan Free State
Battalion, 1st Mountain Division.
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I'm General Mark.
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Joining me is Driver General Kevin
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and Maps General Carol.
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Surrender peacefully
and we'll spare your lives.
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I hate you so much.
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So what if we did live in this
magic whiskey old West-ville?
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What would we do?
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Well, probably start every day
with one of these...
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oh! Amazing sex baths.
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And then, I don't know, split wood.
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- What would I do?
- You'd be splitting wood.
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I'll be inside, showering off
all the dirt from the sex bath.
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Oh, you know, we could make candles.
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That sounds like something people
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- who lost their shit would do, right?
- Yeah, I guess so.
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- How do you even make candles?
- What are you talking about?
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You melt other candles
and make them out of those?
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Where do you get those candles?
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- Other candles.
- But then where do you...
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- Let's go.
- No, get out, get out!!
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Out? I'm already outside.
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We have to run! The heat's here!
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I told you this family doesn't get wins.
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No, we're not running.
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I'm not giving you guys
the life my dad gave me.
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We're stopping right now.
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Are you guys still having sex?
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No!
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Yes.
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?
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Ma'am, is that them?
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It's them. Stop right there!
Put your hands in the air!
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- Really? Are we doing this?
- He's got a gun, General.
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Thank you, General.
General, what should we do?
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Drop your weapon,
or I will take you out!
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- No one is taking anyone out.
- They're fake.
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Yeah, the don't know that.
Why did you put that on?
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Because it looks stupid
without the guns, okay?
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It looked like a double fanny pack.
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Drop you goddamn weapons!
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All three of you turds
stop talking right now.
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Sorry, ma'am. General's orders.
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That's right, General.
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Out here, we respect
the chain of command.
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No one outranks a general.
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Anyone shoots anything,
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I'm gonna put all three of you
shitheads in jail, too, okay?
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- Nate!
- "Nate"?
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- What? That's my name.
- It's a first-name basis.
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Nate, just put your hands
in the air, please!
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What would you like me to do...
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hands up or remove my fake weapons?
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He's not complying. Comply! Comply!
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To which order?
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He's not complying to my order
to comply! General!
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Holy shit!
Guys, we're a family, all right.
254
00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:42,360
Nothing's gonna happen. Don't be stupid.
255
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,549
First you killed General Sleepy,
now you're calling us stupid?
256
00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:47,779
Oh, you are gonna be in for payback!
257
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:52,140
I didn't kill him.
He had terminal... something.
258
00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,649
He would have told me if he
could remember what it was.
259
00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,059
- Oh, God.
- He was old.
260
00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:59,050
I thought he was sleeping in
the plane and then he was dead.
261
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,550
He was dead. It was a moment for me.
262
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,100
I... I gave him a eulogy.
I tried to honor him.
263
00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,450
We both... both of us did.
We both wanted that.
264
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,869
And we were gonna burn him,
and then the rain came.
265
00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,340
The Alaskan weather. Edie.
266
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,429
- "Edie"?
- That's her name, okay?
267
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,010
Edie, come on, you remember Wasilla?
268
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,589
Yes, yes, the thing with the guy.
269
00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:16,909
Yes. Same thing.
270
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,879
The situation just got out of control.
271
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,669
It happens, I understand.
272
00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:22,340
Anyway, long story short,
273
00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,559
kids got high and kicked
him off a mountain.
274
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,210
I say we take those kids out!
275
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,980
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Goddamn it, General!
276
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,640
Children are our future.
277
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,459
Guys... Guys, listen to me. Please.
278
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,440
Everything is gonna be okay. I promise.
279
00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:39,240
You just have to stop running.
280
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,759
Okay?
281
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:52,279
?
282
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,790
Reach for the sky.
283
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,460
What the f... Oh, shit!
284
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,370
Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, God!
285
00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:04,639
?
286
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,180
This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
287
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:10,579
- What?
- Go ahead... make my day.
288
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,639
No, no, Tanaka-San! Tanaka-San!
289
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,789
Bad idea! Bad idea!
290
00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:16,400
Edie, Edie! It's all fake.
291
00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:19,100
Some weird Japanese cosplay bullshit.
292
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,360
- Wait, what?
- You told me you liked it.
293
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,739
I do. I do. You've done
a magnificent job.
294
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,600
- You really have.
- Why now?
295
00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:26,600
She really has.
296
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,440
Trust me, we went through
this today already.
297
00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:31,240
It is all fake. They just
love American history.
298
00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,769
You think "Fat Man" and "Little Boy"
299
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:35,359
would cure them of their love
for cowboys and Sha Na Na.
300
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,610
We got bogeys at all
the o'clocks, General.
301
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,950
I say we light them up!
302
00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,220
No, just stop! Don't do anything!
303
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,579
- This is your final warning!
- That's a good idea.
304
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,950
General Carol, send them a warning!
305
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:50,660
- Oh, shit.
- What? No!
306
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:52,380
Go!
307
00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:57,430
?
308
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,740
- [Laughs]
- Whoo!
309
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,420
- Yeah! Oh!
- Whoo!
310
00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:10,280
Get on the ground!
Get on the goddamn ground!
311
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,960
I've got the Randalls
and... so much more.
312
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,300
Mm-hmm. Yes, thank you, sir.
It's good to be back.
313
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:28,090
All right. You did good, little girl.
314
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,120
Oh!
315
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,480
Put your hands on top of your head.
316
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,710
Do what she says.
317
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,549
Ow! Oh, oh, shit!
318
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:39,750
What, what?
319
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,339
I think I dislocated my shoulder.
320
00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:43,599
Oh, my God.
After all we've been through,
321
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,779
that's the thing that breaks you?
322
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,800
I haven't done yoga in a year!
323
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,929
Ow! Oh, God, it hurts!
324
00:13:50,930 --> 00:14:02,080
?
325
00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:12,090
?
326
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:22,070
?
327
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:32,010
?
328
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:41,990
?
329
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:52,000
?
330
00:14:52,030 --> 00:15:01,529
?
331
00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:04,039
So you wasted how many years
of your life on the run?
332
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:04,960
About two.
333
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,079
But the important thing
is that we're free.
334
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,759
And alive and... we're still a family.
335
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,849
Yeah, speaking of which,
where the hell is your sister?
336
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:13,369
- She's in the bathroom.
- Well, go get her. We're gonna go.
337
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,500
- Okay.
- Yeah.
338
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:17,179
If you release them,
I will never find J.R.
339
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,739
They are my hostages... witnesses! Shit!
340
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:22,779
Lady, lady, listen to me.
341
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,130
What is your obsession with my father?
342
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:28,159
So he owes a few back tariffs?
Okay, he's a multimillionaire.
343
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,719
He can come in here, and he
can write a check tomorrow.
344
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,949
Then why doesn't he?!
345
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:33,289
I feel like I've been
chasing him my entire life.
346
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,089
Well, you're never gonna find him.
347
00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:37,680
He's a ghost.
Disappearing is what he does.
348
00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,920
- Oh, it's just so frustrating!
- Yeah, tell me about it.
349
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,389
Try having him miss your teenage years.
350
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:44,170
- Yeah, I know.
- Uh, no, I don't think you do.
351
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,539
Do you know how many
birthdays he missed?
352
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,690
- All of them.
- Exactly.
353
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,720
- Mine, too.
- No Christmases.
354
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,159
- None.
- No Thanksgivings.
355
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,149
- No Halloweens.
- He was never there.
356
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,570
- Never!
- Ever.
357
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,129
Office Randall, sign these release forms
358
00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:58,240
and send these people on their way.
359
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,510
- Randall?
- Hmm?
360
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,909
Are you shitting me right now?
361
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:04,530
What?
362
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,819
Are you shitting me?
363
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,920
Is that what this is about?
364
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,189
No! This is about J.R.
365
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:12,099
This is about someone who has never
had to answer for what they've done.
366
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,749
And he needs to understand
that choices have consequences
367
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,110
and that he broke
the government's heart!
368
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,620
So it is about that.
369
00:16:19,621 --> 00:16:20,979
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
370
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,409
Um, can somebody tell me
what's going on?
371
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:24,890
Are you serious right now?
372
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,899
I really thought Vanessa
was the stupid sister.
373
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,530
Oh, she is my stupid sister.
374
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,109
Your stupid sister.
375
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,630
- Yeah, my stupid sister.
- No, no, no.
376
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,700
Honey, youses' stupid sister.
377
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:38,069
No, listen, hey, Nate does not consider
her a sister because they had sex once.
378
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:38,700
Holy shit!
379
00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:41,700
- She's your sister!
- No, I'm your sister! It's me!
380
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,450
Oh, my God!
381
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,289
Oh, my God! I have a sister!
382
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,169
- Oh, my God!
- I'm right here.
383
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,949
Shh. It's not about you right now.
384
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:53,900
Oh, shit!
385
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:57,499
I never thought this story
would have a happy ending.
386
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,430
No, nobody did.
387
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:00,019
Who's happy about me being framed?
388
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,039
I went to prison.
389
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,669
You were gone for two years.
I was very happy.
390
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:05,649
I just can't wait for this
little guy to meet his aunt.
391
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,530
And his cousins and his father.
392
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:09,849
- Father?
- Uncle. I meant uncle.
393
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,819
I don't know why I said father.
I'm so sorry. So weird.
394
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:12,700
Then why did you say that?
395
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,209
I just... 'cause I think 'cause
we were talking about our father,
396
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,969
and so I was, like, thinking
father, but then I was like...
397
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,359
- She conflated it.
- It happens. It just came out.
398
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,679
But you pointed at me,
and you said "father."
399
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,149
No, I didn't. I was, like,
pointing just generally, like,
400
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,659
gesticulating like this.
401
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,540
This is so great. I'm so excited
402
00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:29,639
that we have this, like,
big happy family now.
403
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,120
[Both laughing]
404
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,780
- No.
- We don't need it.
405
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,550
Delilah? Delilah, we're leaving.
406
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:38,850
Hey.
407
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:40,710
Get out.
408
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,440
Delilah?
409
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:46,900
Delilah?
410
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,760
Oh, shit.
411
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,049
5'5", blonde hair, eyes hazel.
412
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,809
Name is Delilah Cherry Parker.
413
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,839
We have a missing girl, 5'5",
blonde hair, hazel eyes.
414
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,880
Name is Delilah Cherry Parker.
415
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,029
Where is my daughter?
Somebody say something.
416
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,319
Somebody please help.
417
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,509
She's nowhere in the building.
418
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,449
Trust me, Robin,
I promise we'll find her.
419
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,300
What are you talking about?
420
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,589
You spent the past 20 years
not finding Randalls.
421
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,389
Your sister the runaway type, kid?
422
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:20,270
Well, I mean, she rides a snowmobile,
but usually, she doesn't go anywhere.
423
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,839
- Where is she?!
- Baby, baby, it's fine, okay?
424
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,569
She did not run away.
She left her stupid alpaca.
425
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:26,699
She doesn't go anywhere
without this thing.
426
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,660
Mom, Dad, it's me... Delilah.
427
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,890
So, I guess by now you
figured out that I've run away.
428
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,130
- What?
- It wasn't an easy decision to make,
429
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,430
but it was one I made a long time ago.
430
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,880
I just want you to know
that I love you all,
431
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,819
but I can probably do better on my own.
432
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,120
I mean, seriously, how could I do worse?
433
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,350
Please, don't come looking for me.
434
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,270
I don't want to be found.
435
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,529
And, frankly, I've learned
from the best.
436
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,859
That means you, Mom.
437
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:55,010
So believe me when I tell you
you'll never find me.
438
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,830
Robin, she's your daughter.
She loves you.
439
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,059
She probably just got scared
440
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,219
because of the arrest
and the blowing up a building.
441
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,150
But she's a kid.
442
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:08,720
She doesn't have the tools
to just disappear.
443
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,959
Robin: The first thing you need to do
444
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,689
is become someone that
no one's looking for.
445
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:15,049
So that means finding dead people
446
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,019
who are around the same age as you.
447
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:17,940
Fist bump.
448
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:20,100
Next up, birth certificates.
449
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,799
Which means you find a lonely
desperate county clerk
450
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,830
who will believe anything you say.
451
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:28,969
? You are my sunshine ?
452
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,680
? My only sunshine ?
453
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,269
? You make me happy
when skies are gray ?
454
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:38,109
What's she gonna do?
She doesn't have any money.
455
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,140
? You'll never know, dear ?
456
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,800
? How much I love you ?
457
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:46,339
I see you managed to spend
the money I sent you back.
458
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,080
What money?
459
00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:49,250
? My sunshine away ?
460
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,649
Where's she gonna go on foot in Alaska?
461
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,040
Trust me, not far.
462
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,389
- That's the guy you like?
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:59,540
But mostly I'm just
using him for his car.
464
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:05,300
? I've always loved you ?
465
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,520
I promise you have the full cooperation
466
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:08,680
of the United States government.
467
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,300
Trust me, Robin. We'll find her.
468
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,210
No, you won't.
469
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,200
? But now you've left me ?
470
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,130
? To love another ?
471
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:26,780
? You have shattered all of my dreams ?
472
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,480
? You are my sunshine ?
473
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,790
? My only sunshine ?
474
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,660
? You make me happy ?
475
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:38,790
? When skies are gray ?
476
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,790
? You'll never know, dear ?
477
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:45,000
? How much I love you ?
478
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:50,400
? Please don't take my sunshine away ?
479
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:55,000
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