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How'd you dislocate your shoulder?
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Not important.
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Oh, isn't that your sister?
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I need to talk to my sister.
It's important!
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- I remember that broad.
- Oh, my God.
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- Why's she all covered in cake?
- It doesn't matter.
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And what is the story with
all of these Oriental cowboys?
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Japanese, okay, and it's way
too long a story to tell.
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Well, tell me something,
for Christ's sake.
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What, do you want to just
talk about the weather?
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"Well, the winters are
a little tough up here, Joe."
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Winters are a little tough up here, Joe.
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Well, there we go.
Now we're conversating.
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Tell me about your Alaskan winter.
How did you survive?
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- We didn't.
- We didn't.
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Do you have to go?
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Come on, baby. One of us has to work.
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Whale's Tail is closed.
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Where else am I gonna make 150 grand?
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Why'd you shave?
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What? It's a fresh, new start, okay?
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I'm gonna make enough
money off that boat.
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We're gonna buy some land,
we're gonna build a house,
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and we're never gonna have to run again.
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I just... I really liked your beard.
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Well, then I'll grow it back, okay?
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Should be coming in nice
in about seven months.
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Oh, my God, that's so long.
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It's gonna be over in
no time, I promise.
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No, it won't.
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This'll be the longest seven
months you ever spend.
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That goes for both of you.
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You better hurry up. A storm's brewing.
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Let's go, ladies.
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[Seagulls crying]
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Uh, hey, Dad, I got you something.
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What?
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[Voice breaking] A book on fishing?
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Oh, boy.
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Here, don't cry, but I got you a hat.
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[Sniffles]
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It says "Dad."
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'Cause I'm your dad.
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I'm gonna get you a "Son" hat.
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Why? Winter's coming.
There's gonna be, like, no sun.
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No, no, no, "Son" in...
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I had a big speech planned,
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and, um, I'm just a little
overcome with emotion, so...
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Babe, you don't have to do that.
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I do. I'm gonna read it. It's sad.
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I wrote it down on c... cards.
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[Crying]
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Notes to my family.
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- Jesus.
- Ew.
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[Normal voice] Look at that, huh.
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It's a sign from above.
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From who, the seagull?
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Babe, can you quit it with
the atheist crap for one minute?
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- Please?
- Yeah. Sorry.
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Okay.
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You guys mean everything to me.
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You're my sole reason for existing.
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Everything I do, I do for you go...
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- Aah!
- Cool it. It's just a little bird poop.
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- It's in my hair!
- It's fi... Oh!
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How are they shitting sideways?
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What the... We got to go.
We got to go, sweetie.
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- Just be safe. We love you.
- Okay, just wait. Let me... Hold on!
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Hold on, just... just...
just give me a minute.
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Please, please.
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Make peace with your weaknesses, okay?
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That's the thing that...
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Laughter.
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Laughter's really the best medicine.
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- Aah!
- Ah, Jared.
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[As Sean Connery]
You're the man, now, dawg.
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What the hell does that even mean?
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[Normal voice] Okay,
take it one day at a time.
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Gun safety. That's a thing.
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They can be dangerous
but also fun to shoot.
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I don't know why
we're talking about that.
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Oh, my God, you asshole!
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- Aah!
- Ew!
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Yeah. You know what, sweetheart?
You really... We got to go.
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We got to wrap this up.
I love you so much.
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- Stay safe.
- One last thing, one last thing.
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I didn't get you a ring.
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- What?
- I didn't get you a ring
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'cause, you know, you already have one,
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but, uh, will you marry me?
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Babe?
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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Of course, yes! Of course I will.
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Literally the second I get back.
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- Absolutely.
- Okay?
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- Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
- The jacket!
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Let's save that 'cause of the shit
in your mouth and everything.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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I love you. I love you so much.
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I love you.
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I love you so much.
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Have fun.
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Bye.
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Everything I do, I do for...
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God!
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How can you have that much shit in you?
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? Somewhere behind the mountains ?
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? There is a place I'm thinkin' ?
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[Distorted music plays]
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Nate: Dearest Robin, it's day one.
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Being apart from you
and the kids is hell,
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but life here isn't as bad as
I thought it was going to be.
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The ocean is my companion.
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The views from the deck are mesmerizing.
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The salt spray and the
vitamin D on my skin is...
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[Grunts] Oh, God!
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- Hey.
- Oh, my God!
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[Russian accent] Asshole,
get below deck where you belong.
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And give me your hat. You don't need it.
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What? No, it's my hat.
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It says "Dad."
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So what? I am Dad.
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I have mug, also.
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Hat will complete collection,
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unless they have shirt.
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- I said no.
- Okay. [Spits]
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We fight for it.
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What? No.
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I will get hat from you
one day, little man.
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I am number-one dad in all of
Russia-controlled Ukraine.
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Now you get below deck!
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Okay.
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I forget how to get down.
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You boys ready to get some?
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Fishing really is an art form.
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The harsh geometry of the nets,
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the sinewy curves of the scaling knife.
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Sea life is like a foreign
jewel with a million facets.
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Whoa.
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- Hey, man.
- What?
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What's this one called?
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How should I know?
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Poison ugly shit-tooth fish.
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That goes down the B-line
for Chinese school lunches.
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Let's go! Come on, man, let's work.
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Okay, sorry.
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It's surprisingly romantic work.
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Hey, this is pretty good for the soul.
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S-O-L-E, though.
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That's hake.
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No, I know.
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I was just making a dad joke, you know?
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Dad.
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I think I should be able to
make it through this.
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My days sort of bleed into one another.
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It's a bit of a blur.
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Six hours on, six hours off,
but, uh, I'm managing.
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I'm looking at this as an
opportunity to enrich myself.
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- [Laughs]
- Man on TV: just like my father.
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Ain't that right, Fuzzy?
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Oh, man, I don't think I can do this.
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I don't think I can
spend another second on here,
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and I've only been on a week.
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Look, I feel ya, bro.
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My first year on,
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no fresh air, no sunlight,
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the boat rocking back and
forth, that god-awful smell,
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nothing to eat but fish all the time.
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I was going crazy, too.
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How'd you get through it?
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Visualization.
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Look.
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All you have to do is visualize
what it is you want
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on the other side of this,
and it'll come true.
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Your thoughts control the universe.
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So, like, "The Secret"?
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It's no secret. I tell everybody.
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I'm telling you. Look, straight up, man.
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Just close your eyes, visualize it,
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and draw that shit.
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?
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What are you seeing?
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Puh-dussy.
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[Chuckles] Yeah.
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I-I don't know what that is.
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I'm swimming in a sea of puh-dussy
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at the Freak in Martinique festival.
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So, that's what gets you
through all this,
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thinking about a Caribbean sex festival?
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Not one.
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All of them.
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Bareback in Bahama,
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Anal Anguilla,
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Hog-tied in Haiti.
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A little painful, but I'm glad I did it.
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On Your Knees in the Keys.
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Bermuda Beaches and Cream.
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Classy shit, Nate.
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Classy!
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Pink-skinned white girls with cornrows.
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- You'd like that one.
- Doubt it.
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I think you would like that one, man.
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Let's see. What else?
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Jamaican Jerk Fest,
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not to be confused with
Jamaican Me Horny Fest.
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That's in November.
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What's your point, man?
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My point is, visualize it,
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actualize it, and it'll materialize.
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Here, just... You do it.
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Try it. Just try it.
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Close your eyes, close your eyes.
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Come on, come on.
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All right, what do you see?
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I'm in a field.
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A field of puh-dussy, yeah.
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Nice.
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I got my beard back.
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Dude, it's a dream.
You don't have to have a beard.
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- Just be gay.
- You're gay.
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I'm not gay. I...
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Can you let me dream, please?
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[Sighs]
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There's my wife.
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Nice. She's so beautiful.
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I run up to her,
and we just hug so hard.
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Okay, a hug, good.
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Now reciprocate,
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and then it's time to fornicate.
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- My kids are there.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There's no kids in fornication field.
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We're laughing and hugging
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and we're standing in front of a house
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that I built with my bare hands.
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It's our home,
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bought and paid for
by seven hard months at sea.
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Hey, hold on, hold on.
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You maybe could afford this land
with what you making,
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but you ain't building a damn house.
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What are you talking about?
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For $150,000, I get the land, the house,
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the entire dream, man.
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Trust me. I've researched it.
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You should've researched
how much this job pays.
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I did, okay?
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It's right here in the brochure.
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Up to 150 grand.
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It says "up to."
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Oh, shit.
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Well, how much am I gonna make?
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About $30,000.
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You'd make $40,000 if you quit crying.
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?
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[Sobs]
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No, don't go.
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[Crying]
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It's okay, man.
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Don't ever give up.
261
00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,400
In the meantime, look at my dream.
262
00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,970
That's me in the middle right there.
263
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,359
I figured.
264
00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,270
You're gonna hurt those girls with that.
265
00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,880
Oh, no, man, they can take it.
They freaks like me.
266
00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,110
_
267
00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:16,280
? Jingle bells, jingle bells ?
268
00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:18,880
? Jingle all the way ?
269
00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,320
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
270
00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,480
Oh, it's present time.
271
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,720
- Oh, it's present time.
- Whoo!
272
00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,390
Merry Christmas!
273
00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:26,820
What is that? What's in it?
274
00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:28,700
[Gasps] Oh, my God!
275
00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:30,739
It's a poison ugly shit-tooth fish!
276
00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,330
- Yes!
- Yes!
277
00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,460
They just outlawed those
for Chinese school lunches!
278
00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:37,489
What else? I've been
saving the best till last.
279
00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:38,930
You guys ready for this?
280
00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:40,650
Check it out.
281
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,890
[Gasps] Oh, my God, it's amazing!
282
00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,660
It's incredible! I love it!
283
00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:45,560
What is it?
284
00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,730
- Our dream.
- You designed that?
285
00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,789
I did.
286
00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:50,460
Well, how are we gonna afford that?
287
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,319
It's easy. You visualize,
then you actualize,
288
00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,300
and then it just materializes.
289
00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,470
Or maybe you can rob a
bank, you stupid idiot.
290
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,340
- Huh?
- Yeah, 'cause that's the only way
291
00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,810
we're gonna have enough money to live in
292
00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,470
this architectural masterpiece
you've drawn, you moron.
293
00:10:03,510 --> 00:10:04,939
You're really losing it, Nate.
294
00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,380
You should see what you look like.
295
00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:09,520
You're an awful, horrible,
terrible person.
296
00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:11,480
[Voice breaking] It's our dream.
297
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,630
Why are you being so mean to me?
298
00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:16,199
He's really losing it.
299
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,370
Yeah, I know. It's only October.
300
00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,649
You guys like my drawing, right?
301
00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:22,540
- This is my dream.
- Yeah.
302
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,029
?
303
00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:26,030
_
304
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,950
Nate: Dear Robin, it's still October.
305
00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:30,150
I don't know how, but it is.
I... [Sighs]
306
00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,720
It felt like December. I don't know.
307
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,290
I'm really losing it. Are you there?
308
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,329
I need to make way more money here.
309
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,830
Write me back. Okay, bye.
310
00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,190
[Coughs]
311
00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:41,500
[Poker chips clattering]
312
00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:44,070
[Indistinct conversation]
313
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,200
Kevin: All right, flip 'em, flip 'em.
314
00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:48,040
- Ooh.
- Hey, guys.
315
00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:49,010
[Coughs]
316
00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:51,259
- Hi.
- Can we help you?
317
00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:53,410
Yeah, I heard this was the place
to come triple your paycheck.
318
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,340
It's also the place you
can lose three paychecks.
319
00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:57,680
- [Laughs]
- Hey, man, I cannot do another tour.
320
00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,650
Look, out of respect to
people who fight in wars,
321
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,220
we call them seasons.
322
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,680
You're just fishing, man.
323
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,920
I need money, and
drawing shitty pictures
324
00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,320
ain't gonna make it happen.
325
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,120
Hey, be careful what you
say about the pictures.
326
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,420
Please.
327
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,660
All right, come on in, man.
328
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:16,659
Give him a bucket to sit on.
329
00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:18,270
Thanks.
330
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,100
How do you get through here?
331
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,900
All right, here we go.
332
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,540
[Grunting] Yeah.
333
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,070
- Goodbye.
- You're too scared.
334
00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:26,810
- You scared?
- Goodbye.
335
00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,329
What are you guys playing, go fish?
336
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,720
Three of a kind, straight,
flush, full house.
337
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:43,260
[Chuckles] It's probably
named after that show.
338
00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:45,449
- Do you guys remember that show?
- Cut it out.
339
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,859
Shut up and play poker.
340
00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:47,970
How rude.
341
00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:50,260
That was also from the show.
342
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,889
You don't remember that show?
343
00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,020
[Clears throat]
344
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,600
All right.
345
00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:57,049
Uh, okay, what are those cards?
346
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,540
- Those are your cards.
- Those are my cards?
347
00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,240
Good to know. Good to know.
348
00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:01,740
Why are we knocking?
349
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:02,630
- Check.
- Check.
350
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,739
Check, got it.
351
00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,400
Uh, I should fold.
352
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:08,190
No.
353
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:11,470
Check.
354
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,060
- [Knocking on table]
- Check.
355
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,930
Igor: Okay, let's go.
356
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,180
You check?
357
00:12:20,181 --> 00:12:22,010
Yeah, I check.
358
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:28,440
[Laughing] Ohhhh, my!
359
00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,470
Yeah! Get some!
360
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,340
Nate, sit down.
You haven't won anything.
361
00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:33,510
What? Why not?
362
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:34,940
You haven't even bet.
363
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,439
Okay, then I bet.
364
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,430
How much do you bet?
365
00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:38,489
I bet all of it.
366
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,150
Then say, "All in." You're all in.
367
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,990
All in. All in.
368
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,550
[Laughs]
369
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:45,750
I fold.
370
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:46,950
I fold.
371
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:54,490
I call.
372
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:55,759
You call what?
373
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,760
I call your bluff, stupid.
374
00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,530
You call me stupid?
375
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,889
Well, guess what. You stupid
376
00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:06,010
'cause I got three of a...
kind, right there.
377
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,909
K, K, K!
378
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,340
Doesn't get much better than that.
379
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,350
It can get a lot better than that.
380
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,780
And those are everybody's
cards, actually.
381
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:15,520
What are you talking about?
You said they were my cards.
382
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:17,529
They're shared cards.
They're everybody's cards.
383
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,590
What is this, socialist poker?
What are you talking about?
384
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,460
[Igor slams table] Four kings.
385
00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,260
[Laughs]
386
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,460
What do you have, Nate, full house?
387
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:28,630
Hmm? What, you got three
Uncle Jesses and two Joeys?
388
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,670
- [Laughs]
- If you're embarrassed, man,
389
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,040
you don't have to show the cards, man.
390
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,900
Cut your throat! [Laughs]
391
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,959
That's a good one, huh?
392
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,410
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
393
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,910
- Whoa.
- What?
394
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:41,580
This dummy's got a royal flush.
395
00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:43,310
What's that?
396
00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,180
He won.
397
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,049
That's the best one.
398
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,320
[Laughs]
399
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:49,540
Nothing beats that.
400
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,250
I win! Whoo!
401
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,490
No, no, no, no. He hustle!
402
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,720
- Whoo!
- He hustle!
403
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,190
He's not a hustler. He's an idiot.
404
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,090
Nobody can be that big of an idiot!
405
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,629
I'm that big of an idiot!
406
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,759
Come on!
407
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,100
[Grunts]
408
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,160
Igor!
409
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,359
You and me, we fight!
410
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,370
- Any day, pal.
- I bet I kick your ass!
411
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,440
I bet I kick your ass!
412
00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,000
Okay, I bet you 10 grand!
413
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,710
I bet you $150,000!
414
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,479
Whoa, that's up to a year's salary.
415
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,340
Okay. Receiving bay, one hour.
416
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,380
You're on!
417
00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:18,780
?
418
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,079
What's happening in an hour?
419
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,410
Your ass whupping.
420
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,590
Oh, yeah. He gonna kick your ass.
421
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,330
[Windmill creaking]
422
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,030
Nate: Wow. We're really gonna do it.
423
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,030
We're actually going to
achieve our dream.
424
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:37,920
I don't know, babe.
425
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:39,700
Financially, you're way
in over your head.
426
00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:41,340
No, I got some guys
to front me the cash.
427
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:43,240
- How?
- What do you mean how?
428
00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:44,970
They really love me.
429
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,540
Plus 20%.
430
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,140
You're gonna get yourself killed.
431
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,380
You don't have to do this.
432
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,580
Guys, relax, all right?
433
00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:54,580
You're forgetting... I'm a goon.
434
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,520
All right? I'm good at this.
435
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:57,720
[Kevin's voice] But this Igor guy,
436
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,340
he's murdered people
for the Russian mob.
437
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,320
[Nanoy's voice] With his hands.
438
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,360
He said guns slowed him down.
439
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,689
How do you guys know that?
440
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,560
Everybody knows that.
441
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,200
I love you guys so much.
442
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,870
[Smooches] I really do.
443
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,200
Man, these visualizations
are getting out of control.
444
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:13,429
We need to tell him the truth.
445
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,939
_
446
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:17,240
Nanoy: That's so much crystal meth.
447
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:19,440
He's gonna get real [bleep] up.
448
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,240
You want the captain to smell this shit?
449
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,980
It's the only way to mask it.
450
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,280
Igor: Come on, let's fight.
451
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:29,050
It's time for me to take
all your money and your head.
452
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:30,450
Dad.
453
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,460
Look, man, about those dreams
you've been having, man.
454
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,260
Yeah, your system works, man.
455
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:35,860
It really does.
456
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,590
It's gonna enable me to beat
a guy I'd never be able to beat.
457
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:40,060
No, actually, it's just meth.
458
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,690
That's right, simple math.
459
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,100
I visualize,
460
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:46,000
and then I materialize
the person I hate most.
461
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,130
Babe?
462
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,640
Why you call me babe?
463
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,480
I-I can't fight you.
464
00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:56,910
I love you.
465
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,210
You know what?
I'm not gonna let you forfeit.
466
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,949
I'm in the mood for a fight.
467
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,320
[Grunts]
468
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,590
[Crowd cheering]
469
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,120
You busted my nose open again.
470
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,090
Yeah, that's 'cause you're a puh-dussy.
471
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,130
Come on, man, I thought
you liked to fight.
472
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,659
Let's go.
I'll even give you a free shot.
473
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,460
Come on, right here.
474
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:15,119
- I can't hit you.
- Why not?
475
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,800
'Cause you're my wife.
476
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:17,710
No, I'm not.
477
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,690
Holy shit, man!
478
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,160
Fight!
479
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,830
Why?
480
00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:30,710
Because you have to
provide for your family!
481
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,380
Ohh.
482
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,520
I am on an Alaskan fishing trawler
483
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,250
in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.
484
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,920
How is that not providing for my family?
485
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,560
By being the lowest-paid
guy on the boat.
486
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:45,730
[Coughing]
487
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,530
You wouldn't be here
if you weren't such a dipshit.
488
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:52,830
You lost an 80k-a-year job,
your house, your car,
489
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:55,440
all because you had
really strong opinions
490
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:57,640
about hand sanitizer?
491
00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,840
Hey, should we stop this?
492
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,640
No, I got 20 bucks on the Russian.
493
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,880
Oh! Oh!
494
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,550
And then you turned down even more money
495
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,650
because of a stupid, meaningless NDA
496
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,190
that you refused to sign.
497
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,520
It was right. It was right.
498
00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:13,860
Oh, my God!
499
00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:16,560
You would still rather
be right than happy!
500
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,300
[Grunts]
501
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:24,370
Get up.
502
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,030
Come on!
503
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:27,870
You know what? You could fall
into a barrel of lips
504
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,810
and still come out with just a handjob.
505
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,040
Give me that hat. You don't deserve it.
506
00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:32,250
[Sobs] My hat.
507
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,350
Dad hat.
508
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,470
Time to accept your fate, loser.
509
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,050
We should really stop this.
510
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,720
I already told you
I got 20 bucks on this.
511
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,390
Get up! Get up, you son of a bitch!
512
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,300
Come on, get up!
513
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,020
Come on, Nate! 20 bucks! Let's go!
514
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,660
- Come on, get up!
- Come on, Nate!
515
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,430
- Come on!
- Just picture someone else.
516
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,660
Someone you hate more than your wife.
517
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,930
Now get out there! Go, go! Come on!
518
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,330
Yeah, come on, Nate! 20 bucks!
519
00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:59,000
Come on! Do you know how
much puh-dussy that is?
520
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,240
- Come on! Go!
- Come on, Nate!
521
00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:03,110
- Come on!
- Come on!
522
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:09,080
[Voices distorting]
523
00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:12,010
Come on, let's go!
524
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:12,940
Huh?
525
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,690
[Vanessa's voice] Your family
must no be very impor'ant to you.
526
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,090
What did you just say?
527
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,260
I said your family must not be
very impor'ant to you.
528
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,389
There's a "t" in the
middle of that word.
529
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:27,649
You're a idiot.
530
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,760
?
531
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,100
Yeah, come on, Igor.
532
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,270
Igor, get his ass.
533
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,770
- Get it!
- Oh!
534
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,880
I think I'm about to lose $20.
535
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,080
Yeah!
536
00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:42,110
Yeah!
537
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:47,350
Nate: Dear Robin, I haven't
heard from you in...
538
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,299
well, since I got on the boat,
539
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,090
so hopefully, you're
getting these letters.
540
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,530
But I did want to tell you
that I did it, babe.
541
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,590
I made enough money
and achieved our dream.
542
00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:58,780
?
543
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,839
? Sailin' over the Dogger Bank ?
544
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,849
? Oh, wasn't it a treat? ?
545
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,120
? Wind a-blowin' east-nor-east ?
546
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:06,799
? We had to give her sheet ?
547
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,529
? You ought to see us runnin' ?
548
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,890
Hey!
549
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,460
This is for Chinese
school lunches only, all right?
550
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,830
I know it's outlawed,
but they don't enforce it.
551
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,500
Pay attention! Let's go!
552
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,830
? She's a proper ju-be-ju ?
553
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,900
? Give 'er a sheet and let her rip ?
554
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,640
? The boys'll pull her through ?
555
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:25,140
? You ought to see us runnin' ?
556
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,970
? The wind a-blowin' free ?
557
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:31,280
? On a passage from the
Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby ?
558
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:36,540
?
559
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,970
_
560
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,930
Nate: Oh!
561
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,300
Oh, man, it's land.
562
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:50,710
This is land!
563
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,840
These weary legs are back on land!
564
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,250
You did all right up there.
565
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,590
You did all right.
566
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,940
Thanks. Great to meet you.
567
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,859
Save the goodbyes. You'll be
back in a couple months.
568
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,149
No. I got my money.
569
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:03,390
Dude, the money goes fast,
then you want more.
570
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,280
Oh, hey, babies.
571
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,310
- Hi.
- Hey.
572
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,650
What's going on, baby?
573
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,180
Hey, you should come with us
to the Caymans, man.
574
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:13,030
Sex fests so hot they don't even
have a stupid name for it.
575
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,400
Nah. I already "Cayman" my wife.
576
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:19,420
You know, and we had kids,
'cause my semen.
577
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,530
Family's my thing.
578
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,560
That's my dream.
579
00:20:21,561 --> 00:20:23,010
That's really sweet, man.
580
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,530
I'm jealous.
581
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,500
[Woman chuckles]
582
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,979
All right, I'm gonna go drown
myself in rum and puh-dussy.
583
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,170
Let's go, ladies.
584
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,840
All right, bye. See you around.
585
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,109
I'm going with puh-dussy.
586
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:35,239
Hey, you need a ride?
587
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,610
No, I'm good.
My family's gonna pick me up.
588
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,360
They'll be here.
589
00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:43,410
[Seagulls crying]
590
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:48,010
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