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Look what Uncle Joey found.
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Evidentiary manilas.
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All right, let's see what we have here.
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What is this? A llama?
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Alpaca.
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Town mayor. It died.
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Our son beat his son in an election,
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and now our son's the new mayor.
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- What?
- Out of context, it sounds stupid.
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Oh, boy.
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Someone doesn't like you.
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Look at this.
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[Whistles]
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Oh, my stars and garters.
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Looks like we found
the object of her desire.
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?
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Dude, she ain't right in the head.
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- Tell me about it.
- Did she ever make contact?
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A little bit.
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Let's go, let's go!
Come on, come on, come on!
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Heads up, heads up!
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Martin, get that penguin in the game,
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or I will pull you!
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Come on!
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- Let's go!
- [Whistle blows]
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What the hell was that, Stripes?
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He was offside.
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The penguin was offside, not him.
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Come on, coach, look around.
Who's your show for?
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Have a little fun. And call me Todd.
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- Eat shit, Todd.
- [Whistle blows]
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Let's go, let's go!
I'm seeing a lot of dancing,
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- not a lot of skating.
- [Cellphone vibrates]
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Coach, I-I-I just need a second.
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Hey, thanks for calling me back.
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Listen, I need to ask
a really big favor of you, okay?
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Um, I have this friend.
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Fight for the puck!
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And then I was hoping
you could maybe run
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a comm tap on him for me.
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- [Whistle blows]
- Oh, come on, Stripes!
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Take that call back to Wuss-illa!
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No, no.
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I'm just... I'm just helping him out.
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I'm his assistant coach and friend.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Dig, dig, dig, dig!
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[Whistle blows]
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Slashing, that's 5!
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What? He was all over my shit!
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This is my crease!
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My crease, God damn it!
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Like father, like daughter!
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Get off my crease!
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- [Whistle blowing]
- Parker, on your feet.
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Go sit in the back
for your sister, would you?
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You have to be on the ice
to take the penalty.
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Go sit in the box!
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I'm going, I'm going.
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Hey! Skate guards off.
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God, who does that?
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I am just really
getting to know Nate now.
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He's really starting to trust me.
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And the weird thing is,
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he is not the idiot I thought he was.
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He's actually a really great dad
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and a damn fine hockey coach.
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[Slamming]
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Oh, can you be professional, please?
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He's a surveillance target.
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Just get me the tap.
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I'll show you roughing, Todd!
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Oh, God, I got to go.
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I've been to your house, Todd.
You can't see Russia!
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She never said that!
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?
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? Somewhere behind the mountains ?
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? There is a place I'm thinkin' ?
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[Distorted music plays]
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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[Sighs]
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Oh, damn it.
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Nate!
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Oh.
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Damn it.
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[Skype call ringing]
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Hey, babe! How you feeling?
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Terrible. How's, uh, how's the trip?
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Uh, it's pretty good.
We're having a good time.
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Everyone's in good spirits,
considering how much we suck.
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Isn't that right, guys?
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[Kids cheer]
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Hey, listen. I was thinking
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maybe after my shift tomorrow,
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I could come to Anchorage
to see you guys.
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What was that? You're breaking up, babe.
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Oh, well, I'm not moving.
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I'm not getting any of that.
Here, talk to the kids.
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No. No, I wanted to ta...
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Hey! Hey, Mr. Mayor.
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Try finding a better spot.
You're breaking up.
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Yeah, like I said, I'm not moving.
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Maybe you should stop moving.
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Edie: [Scottish accent]
Can't stop moving.
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We're on a bus, mate,
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all the way to the
Highlands of Scotland.
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Who is that? Wh-Who is that?
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[Scottish accent] That's Scottish!
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You know, the one you can't do.
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No, I know... I know the accent,
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- but who was doing it?
- I was!
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No, there was a woman's voice.
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That was Edie.
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- Who?
- You don't know Edie?
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- No.
- Oh, right. Why would you?
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Dad calls her his hockey wife.
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She's just really cool. You'd love her.
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She's the best at accents.
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Well, I'm... I'm not too
shabby at accents, either.
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Listen to this one.
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[Bad Indian accent] Tiki masala...
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Birde-num-na... Oh, shit.
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I'm sorry. Hey, sweetie,
are you having fun?
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Listening to music... that's new.
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Yeah, Edie let me listen
to her show tune library.
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- She's awesome.
- I'm enjoying them, too,
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but don't tell the boys back home.
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What happens in Anchorage
stays in Anchorage.
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Feel better, sweetie.
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Do you need Moishe to bring you
a little broth or something?
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Maybe half a tuna fish sandwich?
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No, no, I'm okay.
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[Coughs] Is Nate still around?
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Is... Can I talk to Nate?
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Oh, hi, hello.
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Can you get Coach Nate?
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Do you know who Coach Nate is?
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Coach Nate.
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I need Coach Nate.
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He's with our nice ass coach, Edie.
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Uh... what?
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She's bent over in front of Coach Nate.
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He looks very happy,
and he is never happy.
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[Whispers] She's got blue underwear!
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Sweetie, can you...
can you turn the camera around
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so I can see what you're looking at?
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- Nate.
- [Nate laughs]
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Hey, Nate!
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Okay, bye!
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No, no, no, no!
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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That's a good one.
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[Irish accent] I... I... I...
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I can't believe you
haven't met Robin yet,
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who was on the phone there.
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I'm still doing Scottish,
aren't I? Shit.
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[Irish accent] I can't believe she
hasn't been to one of our games.
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Ah, she don't like hockey.
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Mm. Sounds like a bit
of a puckin' icehole.
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Oh, that's harsh.
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Ooh, sounds like a lass
who doesn't appreciate...
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- [Normal voice] Ahh! Whoa!
- [Normal voice] Oh!
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[Groans]
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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Ooh! [Irish accent] Bumpy roads.
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Right, yeah.
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Aye.
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[Skype call ringing]
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Hey, hi.
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Can you get Nate for me?
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Him and Edie are busy doing accents.
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Okay, well, show him this accent
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'cause I'm pretty good, too.
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Watch.
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John Dunbar.
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John Dunbar... T-Tonk...
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Oh, shit!
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[Beep]
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Edie: Hey. So, about that comm tap,
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I've had a change of heart.
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I-I don't want to rush into anything.
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I mean, He's still a person of interest,
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but I think sometimes
it's easy to forget
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that he's a person.
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And interesting.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Oh, you don't have to
get off 'cause of me.
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Oh, no.
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I came out to drown my sorrows.
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Oh, yeah. No, I was getting off.
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It was my ex.
I never really got off with him.
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[Chuckles] He was married.
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To his job. What was that?
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He was married to his job!
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What was his job?
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Oh, okay, got it.
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Um, he was in law enforcement.
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- Oh, cool, what kind?
- Yeah.
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Um...
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- He was a truck cop.
- Truck cop?
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- Yep.
- I don't know what that is.
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It's like USPIS,
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but for trucks.
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You know, if there's one thing
I learned living up here,
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you don't have to make shit up.
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Nobody cares about what
you did in the lower 48.
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- Just be yourself.
- Be myself?
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- Yeah.
- It's me. It's just...
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I mean, this place is weird.
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It's 11:00 p.m., and it
looks like noon. It does.
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The only way to get by
is to drown your sorrows.
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- [Laughs] Yeah.
- Alaska's finest boxed wine.
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[Laughs]
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- Uh, do you want some?
- Yeah, yes, please.
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- Nothing but the best.
- Here, let me help you.
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- Big game tomorrow.
- I know!
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Right?
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All right, that's perfect.
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That's good, that's good, that's good.
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Someone's got to drink it.
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It's either I drink it or...
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- Or...
- or I drink it.
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- Oh!
- Hey, get back to bed!
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It's the middle of the night.
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- What's that kid's name?
- I have no idea.
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God, I'm such a shitty coach.
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You're pretty terrible.
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To former lives.
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So, where'd you meet your wife?
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That was a terrible segue
that made it sound like
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I think she's your former wife,
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but she's your current wife.
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Eh, wife is a relative term.
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She's... this is...
our life is pretty crazy.
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Why, is it, like, 'cause
of her dad or something?
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Weird, but yes, actually.
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[Chuckles] Wow, that is so weird.
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Where does he live?
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[Woman moaning]
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Oh, shit.
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[Whispers] Did you hear that?
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[Laughs]
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[Moaning]
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Actually, you were talking
about your father-in-law.
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Gayle: Oh, my God. God, it's deep!
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Oh, my God. That's Gayle.
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- I know.
- Too deep! Too deep!
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Wait, no, I didn't say stop.
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Oh, well.
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I didn't know Moishe came.
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I don't think he did.
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[Man grunting, groaning]
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I stand corrected! Yes, he did.
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He came hard. [Laughs]
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And for a very long time.
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That's over-compensating.
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Is it still happening?
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He's st... Oh, sh...
260
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- Hi.
- Hey.
261
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,419
We were... Just checking things.
262
00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:40,521
You know, it's nice to hear Moishe came.
263
00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:42,619
No. That's it.
264
00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:45,427
Busted! [Laughs]
265
00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:48,095
[Laughing] Yes.
Moishe, my... my... my husband,
266
00:08:48,129 --> 00:08:51,099
who I love dearly, he drove down here.
267
00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,467
You know, just
a few minutes ago, actually.
268
00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,001
It was a really nice surprise
269
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,603
'cause that's what married couples do.
270
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,363
You know, they do things
like that for each other.
271
00:08:59,174 --> 00:09:01,043
Straight Jack: You don't got to
make stuff up, Gayle.
272
00:09:01,076 --> 00:09:02,987
There's no shame in this walk.
273
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:04,880
They know the score.
274
00:09:04,913 --> 00:09:06,181
We're all just consenting adults
275
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,661
burning a little latex.
276
00:09:07,662 --> 00:09:09,950
- We didn't burn any latex.
- No, no one's burning anything.
277
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:10,645
Not yet.
278
00:09:11,245 --> 00:09:12,411
Night's still young.
279
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,890
Okay, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
280
00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:16,124
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
281
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,227
- Get home safe.
- Yeah, okay, okay.
282
00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,962
That's the sideways walk
of a satisfied woman.
283
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,030
Nighty night.
284
00:09:23,765 --> 00:09:24,943
[Door closes]
285
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,668
- Oh, wow.
- Straight Jack.
286
00:09:26,701 --> 00:09:28,336
Yeah. [Laughs]
287
00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:30,205
I mean, what kind of grown-ups
wear condoms, though?
288
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,573
- Losers.
- Dummies.
289
00:09:31,606 --> 00:09:32,741
- You snip. That's what I did.
- Yeah.
290
00:09:32,774 --> 00:09:33,909
- Oh!
- Cut it off.
291
00:09:33,942 --> 00:09:35,243
We're not having any more kids.
292
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,511
She wants more kids.
I put some on ice, in case.
293
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:38,979
- I donated it.
- Oh.
294
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,648
Who's gonna pay
those storage fees, right?
295
00:09:40,682 --> 00:09:42,038
- Yeah.
- Got rid of them.
296
00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:43,985
[Laughs] You know, give
it away, nice guy.
297
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,455
- Help a stranger out, right?
- Sure, yeah.
298
00:09:52,065 --> 00:09:52,743
Um...
299
00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:55,540
- anyway.
- Nope.
300
00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:59,026
- [Chuckles] I'm wasted.
- Mm-hmm.
301
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,268
- I should...
- Okay.
302
00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:03,739
- See you tomorrow. Big game.
- Yeah.
303
00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,005
Room's that way, forgot.
304
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,241
- Nope.
- It's not. It's not, it's that way.
305
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:10,111
- Yep, yep, yep. Okay, good night!
- Good night!
306
00:10:10,145 --> 00:10:12,179
? We're going postal ?
307
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,049
? Yeah, we're going postal ?
308
00:10:14,082 --> 00:10:15,383
? We're going postal ?
309
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,051
? We're going postal ?
310
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,086
Edie: July 10th. I have continued
311
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,688
to make progress with Nate.
312
00:10:20,722 --> 00:10:22,289
I think he may be having some issues
313
00:10:22,323 --> 00:10:23,725
in his personal life.
314
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,627
Complications that may
ultimately prove useful.
315
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,696
? Pinky ?
316
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:31,433
July 13th. Nate Parker is a good man
317
00:10:31,466 --> 00:10:35,537
and an even better father.
He's the kind of guy...
318
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:38,140
July 22nd. Today we just rode bikes.
319
00:10:38,173 --> 00:10:39,541
I feel great.
320
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,876
I got him a bigger saddle, and he...
321
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,545
I feel like we challenge
one another, you know?
322
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,522
We set goals, then try
to shatter those goals.
323
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:49,969
Holy shit!
324
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:54,497
[Sirens wailing]
325
00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:58,635
?
326
00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:00,327
- What the hell were you thinking?!
- I'm sorry.
327
00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:01,980
She went full Donnie Brasco on me!
328
00:11:01,981 --> 00:11:03,374
You should have known
she was an undercover Fed.
329
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:04,815
I mean, she was the best at accents.
330
00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:06,458
- Who does she work for?
- USPIS.
331
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:07,844
- What the hell is that?
- Oh, I don't know.
332
00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:11,149
Only the oldest, most vital
federal law-enforcement agency
333
00:11:11,164 --> 00:11:12,505
- in the country!
- Sorry.
334
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,463
We're screwed.
335
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,490
Not if I have anything to say about it.
336
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,444
- What did that do?
- That was my shake move.
337
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,349
Following the road is your shake move?
338
00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:22,617
[Sirens wailing]
339
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:27,254
?
340
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,623
[Tires squeal]
341
00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:31,826
- She's such a badass.
- She's beautiful.
342
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,594
It's her confidence
that makes her so attractive.
343
00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:36,431
I'm confident. Right? Mostly.
344
00:11:36,464 --> 00:11:38,761
I mean, I think I'm confident sometimes.
345
00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:41,937
- No?
- Nate. Nate Parker.
346
00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:43,290
Why does she want you?
347
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:45,974
Nate.
348
00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:47,642
Nate Parker.
349
00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:48,777
What?
350
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:50,779
Nate Parker, get out of the car.
351
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,980
No, no, we're not going
down without a fight.
352
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,682
You won't win! She's better than you.
353
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,884
I know that, but we
at least have to try.
354
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,186
No! We're giving up.
355
00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:00,388
Why, because you're in love with her?
356
00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:03,859
I'm sorry. No, no, no, please, Nate,
357
00:12:03,892 --> 00:12:06,395
I know you're gonna be happier
burning latex with her,
358
00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:07,895
but still, come on!
359
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:12,333
? Oh, almost paradise ?
360
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,168
You can put your hands down.
361
00:12:14,169 --> 00:12:15,432
Here.
362
00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:17,138
On my ass, Coach.
363
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,407
I see what you did there. It's clever.
364
00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:22,027
She's so much better
at sexy banter than you, too.
365
00:12:22,028 --> 00:12:23,512
? How could we ask for more? ?
366
00:12:23,545 --> 00:12:24,791
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
367
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,647
I don't know if I can do this.
368
00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:29,384
What do you see in her
that you don't see in me?
369
00:12:30,218 --> 00:12:30,985
[Farting]
370
00:12:30,986 --> 00:12:32,233
[Groaning]
371
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:36,779
[Farting continues]
372
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:38,203
Oh!
373
00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:39,873
I got to be honest, I don't know.
374
00:12:39,874 --> 00:12:43,230
[Laughing] So fat!
375
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,878
She thinks hockey is stupid.
376
00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:45,900
Hockey is stupid.
377
00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:46,879
She wasn't there for you.
378
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,869
I was providing for my family!
379
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,373
How? By jizzing tartar sauce
on men's fish sticks
380
00:12:51,406 --> 00:12:52,541
for underwear tips?
381
00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:54,242
They also have potato wedgies,
382
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,544
and Nate's favorite, a clam-jam box.
383
00:12:56,577 --> 00:12:58,192
I do like a good clam-jam.
384
00:12:58,193 --> 00:12:59,547
It's still good.
385
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,385
That's... Whoa.
386
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,860
Is that a squirrel hair?
387
00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:06,935
It's thick.
388
00:13:08,089 --> 00:13:10,292
- Don't look at me like that.
- Oh. Just ignore her.
389
00:13:10,325 --> 00:13:11,893
Kids, come help me lift it up
390
00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:13,261
so daddy can find it.
391
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,062
I don't want to have
to lift it up to find it.
392
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,730
I want it just to be there.
393
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,402
- It's right here.
- It sure is.
394
00:13:20,435 --> 00:13:22,237
? Oh, almost paradise ?
395
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,405
I didn't know those
came out in the daytime.
396
00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:26,108
Where'd they come from?
397
00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:28,743
My eyes. Get some.
398
00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,145
- ? Almost... ?
- Delilah: Wake up!
399
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,640
Ahh! [Gasping]
400
00:13:33,641 --> 00:13:36,150
Hi! Did you hear that?
401
00:13:36,184 --> 00:13:38,420
Yes, and so did they.
402
00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:39,753
Okay, just go to sleep, everybody.
403
00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:41,590
Just, one, two, three, close your eyes.
404
00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:43,301
Sweet dreams. Nighty night.
405
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,355
You want to explain yourself?
406
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:49,263
Sometimes...
407
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,399
Dreams can be very easily explained.
408
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,844
And they aren't exactly
what they look like on the sur...
409
00:13:54,844 --> 00:13:57,105
Edie: Am I attracted to Nate Parker?
410
00:13:57,138 --> 00:14:00,508
Not! Oh, my God, I am.
411
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:03,644
What am I doing?
He's a potential key witness.
412
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,181
Okay. That can also be explained.
413
00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:06,754
How?
414
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,618
You have a crush on my dad?
415
00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:12,186
Why else would you be
making recordings about him?
416
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,623
?
417
00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:15,544
Yes!
418
00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:18,960
Yes! [Laughing] Oh, God.
419
00:14:18,993 --> 00:14:21,530
Busted. I have a huge crush on your dad.
420
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:25,199
That is the only reason why I am
making recordings about him.
421
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,968
It's just a little school-girl crush.
422
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,803
You were gyrating your hips like
you were riding a snow machine.
423
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,473
And unless you have a snow
machine named Nate Parker,
424
00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:34,901
it's a lot more than
a school girl crush.
425
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:38,614
Nate: Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
426
00:14:39,822 --> 00:14:40,984
Skate, skate, skate!
427
00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:43,266
Come on!
428
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:48,406
Six! That's six,
too many men on the ice, Ref.
429
00:14:48,585 --> 00:14:49,560
Give it a rest.
430
00:14:50,078 --> 00:14:51,913
Eat a shitsicle, Ref.
431
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,474
No, wait, wait, sorry, I take that back.
432
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,075
Timeout, timeout, I need a timeout.
433
00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:57,074
Come on, there's ten seconds left.
434
00:14:57,075 --> 00:14:59,670
Ref, this is important, give me time!
435
00:14:59,704 --> 00:15:01,072
[Whistle blows]
436
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:02,806
Nate: Okay, everybody,
come on, huddle up.
437
00:15:02,839 --> 00:15:04,175
Bring it in.
438
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:06,194
- [Slam!]
- Come on, Jared.
439
00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:09,047
Stay on the ground. Stay on the ground.
Stay on the ground.
440
00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:11,657
You know...
441
00:15:11,659 --> 00:15:14,612
Shit. Oh. Okay.
442
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:15,437
Listen up.
443
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:18,606
Not long ago, I was like you guys, okay?
444
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,042
I was a loser.
445
00:15:20,824 --> 00:15:23,694
A complete piece of garbage,
446
00:15:23,728 --> 00:15:26,349
just fighting for everything
and getting nothing.
447
00:15:26,721 --> 00:15:28,707
I was completely goalless.
448
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:31,650
But then one day, this beautiful,
449
00:15:31,962 --> 00:15:35,600
vivacious, incredibly sexy woman
450
00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:38,175
walked into my life, and
she changed all that.
451
00:15:41,465 --> 00:15:42,899
She gave me purpose.
452
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,615
She gave me a goal,
453
00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:47,284
and that's all you guys need
is one goal.
454
00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:49,220
God, I'm sick of being
on this loser team.
455
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,055
Hey, we're not down by that much, okay?
456
00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:53,223
- Stay positive.
- I'm talking about our family!
457
00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:56,349
I was rooting for you,
and you give it up for that?
458
00:15:56,881 --> 00:15:58,583
I am so tired of losing.
459
00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:00,511
From here on out, I'm on my own.
460
00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:02,436
Out of my way, loser!
461
00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:06,237
All right, you heard the captain.
462
00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:07,655
You're either with her or without her.
463
00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:09,173
I say with her 'cause she's
the best player on the team.
464
00:16:09,205 --> 00:16:10,119
Let's go! [Pounding]
465
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,771
Come on, get on your feet, Jared.
466
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:13,474
Oh, my God.
467
00:16:17,381 --> 00:16:19,884
Yes. Yes, you caught that reference.
_
468
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,671
"With or Without You," yeah. I love U2.
469
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,528
Whoo!
470
00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,667
Let's get some!
471
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,761
Stay in the crease, stay in the crease.
472
00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:31,113
What are you doing?
473
00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:32,597
Oh!
474
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:42,158
?
475
00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:43,015
[Clang]
476
00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:45,776
[Cheering]
477
00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:48,579
[Buzzer]
478
00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:57,055
?
479
00:16:57,088 --> 00:17:00,592
? Talk to the hand ?
480
00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,527
? Just talk to my hand ?
481
00:17:03,561 --> 00:17:06,083
Here's to Super D,
playing by her own rules.
482
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:06,907
Huh?
483
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:08,965
Sweetie?
484
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:12,469
What? Oh, come on.
Why are you mad at me now?
485
00:17:12,503 --> 00:17:14,385
I mean, your mom I get, but me?
486
00:17:14,386 --> 00:17:16,140
- Like you don't know.
- I don't.
487
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:19,643
? Talk to my hand ?
488
00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:22,112
[Scattered applause]
489
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:24,715
- Whoo!
- Thank you!
490
00:17:24,748 --> 00:17:26,985
[Applause]
491
00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:29,219
Edie: So, um, excuse me.
492
00:17:29,253 --> 00:17:31,005
Can I just have everybody's
attention, please?
493
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,306
There's something I would like to say.
494
00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:37,190
Something I've been holding
on to for quite a while.
495
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:39,902
- Well, here it comes.
- Here what comes?
496
00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:40,998
What are you talking about?
497
00:17:40,999 --> 00:17:42,650
Oh, don't pretend like you don't know,
498
00:17:42,651 --> 00:17:44,301
egging her on with that speech.
499
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:45,469
"[Mockingly] She gave me a goal!"
500
00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:46,971
First, I don't talk that way.
501
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:48,506
Second, that was about your mom.
502
00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:50,123
I was a loser before I met her.
503
00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:54,036
- [Normal voice] Oh.
- Your mom and I are rock solid, okay?
504
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,619
We bend, we don't break.
505
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,803
Then this should be good.
506
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:01,205
So, in musicals,
507
00:18:01,552 --> 00:18:04,340
when they can no longer
find the words to speak,
508
00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:06,728
they sing.
509
00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:10,961
And, Coach, this is for you.
510
00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:12,072
[Belches]
511
00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:16,860
? I thought that dreams
belonged to other men ?
512
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:18,807
This is a weird song
to be singing to you.
513
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:20,304
What? No. It's from "Footloose."
514
00:18:20,336 --> 00:18:21,871
It's about sticking it to the man.
515
00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:24,108
We stuck it to Talkeetna today, right?
516
00:18:24,141 --> 00:18:26,155
- Yes!
- It's called "Almost Paradise."
517
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:28,045
Yeah, and it wouldn't be paradise
518
00:18:28,078 --> 00:18:30,020
if you hadn't have scored that goal.
519
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,792
Come on, here's to us!
520
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:37,187
Both: ? I face the nights alone ?
521
00:18:37,188 --> 00:18:40,936
? How could I have known ?
522
00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:45,729
? That all my life I only needed you ?
523
00:18:45,763 --> 00:18:47,784
- Nate!
- She's singing right to you.
524
00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:49,366
Yeah, 'cause I'm the coach.
525
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,002
? Almost paradise ?
526
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:53,538
? We're knocking on heaven's door ?
527
00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:54,854
You sure that's the reason?
528
00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:56,624
That's... yeah.
529
00:18:57,074 --> 00:18:59,076
- ? Almost paradise ?
- Yeah.
530
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:03,247
? How could we ask for more ?
531
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:06,850
? I swear that I can see
forever in your eyes ?
532
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,240
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It doesn't mean anything.
533
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,153
Straight Jack's singing
right to you, too.
534
00:19:10,187 --> 00:19:14,992
- [Laughs]
- ? Paradise ?
535
00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:17,139
?
536
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:20,665
? Almost paradise ?
537
00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:23,935
? We're knocking on heaven's door ?
538
00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:25,103
Excuse me.
539
00:19:25,135 --> 00:19:26,237
? Almost paradise ?
540
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:27,838
Get in my arms here!
541
00:19:27,872 --> 00:19:29,106
Get in my arms!
542
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,543
? How could we ask for more ?
543
00:19:32,575 --> 00:19:36,540
? I swear that I can see forever ?
544
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:38,347
- What'd you bring?
- I brought a clam-jam.
545
00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:41,285
Yes! We're jamming clams, kids.
546
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:43,121
Hi, honey. Oh, I missed you.
547
00:19:43,153 --> 00:19:44,280
No one breaks up this family.
548
00:19:44,281 --> 00:19:46,224
If anyone does it, it's gonna be me.
549
00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:48,292
?
550
00:19:48,324 --> 00:19:49,427
? Paradise ?
551
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:50,694
- Hey!
- Nice, right?
552
00:19:50,728 --> 00:19:51,684
No, they'll stay here.
553
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,773
- You guys take care of the bill.
- [Coughing]
554
00:19:53,774 --> 00:19:55,488
I'm gonna go burn some latex.
555
00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:59,103
Bye, kids.
556
00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:02,673
? Paradise ?
557
00:20:04,408 --> 00:20:10,138
?
558
00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:12,478
We're very excited that you
decided to give this another try.
559
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,615
I lost a little perspective,
560
00:20:13,616 --> 00:20:15,421
but I'm ready to make
my life about me again.
561
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,193
Good.
562
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:18,353
Oh. How about this guy?
He went to Harvard.
563
00:20:18,354 --> 00:20:20,230
Nerd. I don't like that guy's hat.
564
00:20:20,363 --> 00:20:22,599
He looks dirty. Don't like glasses.
565
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,735
That guy looks like Gollum.
566
00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:25,619
That guy looks like Gollum's dad.
567
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,425
Yeah, I... I just really want
someone who gets me, you know?
568
00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:30,322
It's gonna be a little
hard with pictures.
569
00:20:30,323 --> 00:20:32,412
No, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
570
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,498
? Paradise ?
571
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:37,144
No, you don't want
that guy. He's not the best.
572
00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:40,191
Yeah, well, he's not the worst.
573
00:20:40,192 --> 00:20:44,418
? Paradise ?
574
00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:49,018
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