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Your father has racked up
quite the rap sheet...
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customs violations, tax evasion,
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war profiteering.
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It's a pretty long list.
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So, you don't talk to each other
for years, you reconnect,
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then all of a sudden,
you're driving down to Florida
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to "get your kids back"?
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You can see how, from our position,
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that would seem a little suspicious.
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We weren't going to Florida.
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Well, where were you going?
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Cooba.
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Don't call it that.
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What? That's how you pronounce it.
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- No.
- It... It isn't.
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They call it that.
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They do.
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They do.
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[Sighs]
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Ah, Cooba.
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Te amo.
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Tell me about it.
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I slept in Napoleon's bed last night.
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Like, the actual bed Napoleon slept in.
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- How was it?
- Historic.
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My feet hung off the edge,
but still, pretty awesome.
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Oh, gracias, Carlita.
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De nada, Se?or Jareb.
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I don't know why people say Cuba sucks.
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It's awesome!
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Uh, uno m?s, por favor.
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?Ah. Habla Espa?ol?
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Uh, s?. Uh, poquito.
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Bueno. Bueno.
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S?. Uh, m?s lobster.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, something's got to give.
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Nothing good ever lasts for us.
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You mean Mom and Dad?
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Yeah, they're coming,
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and you know they will ruin it.
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That's fine. I miss them anyway.
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Yeah, me too.
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Where are they?
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God, who boats to Cuba?
It's the other way around!
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Yeah, I know, but it's 90 miles,
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and with the right boat,
we can be there in an hour.
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Here it is... Australia.
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Wait, you're using a fake I.D.?
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I'm not gonna rent a boat
with a real I.D.
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[Australian accent] Oh, no.
No, no. It's illegal, mate.
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Come on, plea... No,
don't do the accent.
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- Please just don't...
- It's all part of the part.
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- Don't do it.
- You got to do the accent.
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You don't have to do it.
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[Breathing heavily]
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J.R.: Do they still have it?
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Yeah. They got it.
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Still can't figure out
why they didn't fly.
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It's a long-ass drive.
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I want to impress upon
you the importance
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of getting the ass here on time.
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The man we're dealing with
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has literally shot people in
the face for a whole lot less.
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Somewhere behind the skyline
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There is a place I'm thinkin'
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What ya fishing for?
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Uh, does it matter?
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Of course it matters.
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The Spanish are hitting bare hooks.
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They're running, man.
They're running hard.
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We're not... we're not fishing.
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Well, then, what do you need
a fishing boat for?
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Uh, we're going to Cuba.
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Oh.
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No.
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I can't let you do that.
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Why not?
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Just...'cause.
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Mm, that's not an answer.
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I know, but... you just can't.
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You know we're not enemies
anymore with them.
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[Laughs] Mate.
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Mate, she's winding you up.
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It's a joke.
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- Ohhh!
- Yeah.
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Yeah, she's a real card, this one.
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So you are going fishing?
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Yeah, definitely.
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Yeah, we're gonna go out and, uh,
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check out all the, uh, the reefs.
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Oh, cool. Which ones?
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Oh, all of them.
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You know, the best ones.
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Oh, you got to check out Dry Tortugas.
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Oh, definitely.
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Maybe even check out Wet Tortugas.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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We're quite the fishing duo, us two.
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Pick us up some stripers out there.
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Oh, you're not gonna find any stripers.
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No, not this time of year. No. No.
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But, uh, codfish, yes.
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- No.
- No.
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Oh, you know what we're gonna
get is, uh, uh, bass.
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- No.
- No, not bass.
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What I meant to say... pickerel.
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- No.
- No, definitely.
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But, uh, anchovies, they're fighters.
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Yeah. Funny thing about fish.
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So, you're definitely
not going to Cuba, right?
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Oh, Cuba? No, mate.
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Line up in the streets for butt wipes,
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like a bunch of commies?
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Yeah, uh, that's a little racist.
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Ah, mate, I'm an Aussie.
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It's not racist. It's honest.
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Well, you're in Florida now,
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home of political correctness
and rational thought.
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- Yeah.
- [Chuckles]
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Yeah, yeah, forgot.
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Got a little beach brain.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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- Brain on the barbie.
- [Chuckles]
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Hey, I get that.
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We're also home to bath salts.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, unfortunate.
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- You done?
- All done. Just about.
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- Yep.
- Just about.
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Got things to do.
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Bit of a hurry.
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You said you grew up on a boat?
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[Grunts] Oh, geez!
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Yeah, but down under.
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You know, we tied the knots
on the opposite side.
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Starboard side.
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You're on the starboard side.
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Ah, not in Australia, mate.
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You know, everything's backwards.
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Night is day, I'm you, you're me.
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Love is easy, hate is hard, and such.
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- Let me do it.
- Yes.
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This one, she's good with the knots.
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"Knotty," I suppose. [Naughty]
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Puns are big in Aussie land.
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[Engine starts]
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Hey, mate, where's the gas pedal?
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Hey! Come here!
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Oh, oh! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit!
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That guy's got shit for brains.
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Robin: All right, you're gonna take a...
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You're going to go left at the island
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that, uh, looks like a horse.
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It's not gonna look like a horse
at this angle!
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Is there a speed limit for boats?
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No.
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This is awesome!
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Yeah, I mean, it's just a boat.
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I know, but I feel like I'm a boat guy,
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so that's extra-cool for me.
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Really? 'Cause you just
crashed this into a dock.
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Yeah, but I got the hang of it now.
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We should get a boat.
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We should get our kids.
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We... Would you give me
five seconds of fun
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without making me feel like an asshole?
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- Sorry!
- Thank you.
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- God.
- It's cool.
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Speak English, please.
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Your Cantonese accent offends me.
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That's fine, 'cause your English accent
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gives me the giggles.
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[Chuckles]
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What do you think that's all about?
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I don't know... secret business stuff?
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Zhi: You can guarantee shipment
to my client's ranch in Wyoming?
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I'm sorry. Guar... Guarantee what?
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Shipment.
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So... Sorry. What?
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You know what I said.
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Don't worry about it.
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Importing is sort of my specialty.
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My client would like to be able
to do certain things to it.
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He can sodomize it, for all I care.
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Get it?
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Saddam-ize it?
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[Chuckles]
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This leads to concern about
the completion of the trophy.
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The last piece is on its way right now.
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The mule must bring the ass.
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What is that, one of those
"Confucius say" things?
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No. That's what needs to happen.
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I speak English very well.
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You're such a dick.
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Sheep-ment.
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[Chinese accent] "Can you
guarantee my sheep-ment?"
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[Normal voice] You bet.
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[Latin music plays]
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Nate: Ahh, Cooba.
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Don't... Don't call it that.
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It's what it's called.
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Well, for idiots, maybe, but...
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Doesn't look how I imagined it.
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- Where's all the old-timey cars?
- Yeah, that's Havana.
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This is a fishing village
like 20 miles up the coast.
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[Groans] I got to
put this down for a sec.
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God.
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What'd you say?
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Ah, that's wasted on me, man.
I don't speak a word of Spanish.
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I'm actually kind of embarrassed by it.
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How do you say "embarrassed" in Spanish?
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I don't speak Spanish.
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You speak Chinese, but
you don't speak Spanish?
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It's a really easy language.
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You add an "a" or an "o"
to the end of every word.
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Yeah, I'm... I'm embarrassedo.
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Embarrassedo.
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Oui, yeah.
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- What?
- No, not her.
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She speaks like a million languages.
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It's me. Me embarrassado.
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Yes, very.
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Muy embarrassado. Like, all over, man.
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I'm... I'm... I'm embarrassed by it.
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I-I should've studied in school.
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Hey. Come on. Let's go.
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Would you give me a minute?
We just got here!
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This isn't a vacation!
Our children have been abducted!
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And there's no ticking
clock, is there, okay?
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They're not strapped to a nuke.
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Okay, just give me a second
to enjoy this before it's ruined
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by dumb, fat Americans
who think they own every...
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Oh, my God. I love that hat.
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- Can I buy this hat?
- No!
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I thought you were fine with a white man
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trying on other cultures' hats.
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Not when it makes you
look like a douche!
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- This makes me look awesome!
- It doesn't!
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Hey, man, how much for this?
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Yeah, I know it's a sombrero.
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How much? I want it.
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What, 5?
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Is that U.S. or Cuban?
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Oh! Now it's 10.
Oh, I get that game, pal.
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Which is it, 5 or 10?
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Sweetie? You want to stop haggling?
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Um, that's the culture down here, okay?
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Okay, listen, basta too mucho, okay?
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I'll... I say 4.
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I look like I can afford 5,
but I'm out of work, so...
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Shit.
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Oh, shit!
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Nate.
262
00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:00,501
That... It's that...
God, he's tenacious.
263
00:09:00,502 --> 00:09:01,869
Come on. Go. Go, go, go, go.
264
00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:03,171
Are you kidding me? God.
265
00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:04,572
I would've rocked that hat, bro.
266
00:09:04,573 --> 00:09:05,608
Nate!
267
00:09:05,609 --> 00:09:06,642
I'm coming!
268
00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,548
Go! Go!
269
00:09:10,846 --> 00:09:12,881
270
00:09:16,852 --> 00:09:17,919
Okay, all right.
271
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,287
This is feeling a little more like Cuba.
272
00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:20,421
Still not a vacation.
273
00:09:20,422 --> 00:09:21,722
You know, pastel buildings,
274
00:09:21,723 --> 00:09:23,658
pineapples for sale in the streets.
275
00:09:23,659 --> 00:09:25,294
- Stay focused.
- These guys.
276
00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:26,461
Don't talk to them.
277
00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:27,496
- Hello.
- Don't... Don't.
278
00:09:27,499 --> 00:09:28,864
- Revolutionaries.
- Nate.
279
00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:31,033
- Americanos. We're legal now.
- Shh! Shh! Come on.
280
00:09:31,036 --> 00:09:32,198
- Don't shoot-o.
- Stop!
281
00:09:32,199 --> 00:09:33,968
What? Oh! We should get
something for the kids.
282
00:09:33,969 --> 00:09:35,503
We don't have time to stop
and get anything for the kids.
283
00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:37,071
Poster of Gael Garc?a Bernal.
284
00:09:37,072 --> 00:09:38,873
Here, let's take this.
Jump in and take this taxi.
285
00:09:38,874 --> 00:09:40,308
Old-timey cars! Yes!
286
00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,155
- Come on. Get in.
- What? Where's the driver?
287
00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:43,779
- I don't know. Do you see him?
- No.
288
00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:45,246
So, uh... [Whistles]
289
00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:47,212
We can't just take it ourselves.
It doesn't belong to us.
290
00:09:47,214 --> 00:09:48,382
No, it belongs to the government.
291
00:09:48,383 --> 00:09:49,502
They just rent it out
from the government.
292
00:09:49,503 --> 00:09:50,852
What does it matter
if we pay or they pay?
293
00:09:50,853 --> 00:09:52,278
Just throw some money in it.
294
00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:53,555
Okay, all right, all right.
295
00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:54,723
Yeah. Obviously.
296
00:09:56,525 --> 00:09:59,694
5? Yeah? For how long to rent?
297
00:09:59,695 --> 00:10:02,261
The half-hour? An hour? 5?
298
00:10:02,308 --> 00:10:03,431
I bet you I can get him down to 4.
299
00:10:03,432 --> 00:10:04,832
Shit. Come on, come on. Get in, get in!
300
00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,502
- Throw money in it.
- Okay.
301
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,503
Uh, I'm gonna give you
a basta... 5, all right?
302
00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:09,705
- Cool.
- Hey, come on.
303
00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,040
- Come on!
- Yeah.
304
00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:13,891
[Grunts]
305
00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:16,544
[Engine starts]
306
00:10:16,545 --> 00:10:17,646
- Go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Okay!
307
00:10:17,649 --> 00:10:19,448
Nate, go! They're coming!
308
00:10:20,616 --> 00:10:23,184
Whoo! All right! Yeah!
309
00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:25,086
[Laughing] Yeah!
310
00:10:25,087 --> 00:10:27,688
These are cool. Look at these.
These make me look cool?
311
00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,558
- You can't pull them off.
- That looks cool.
312
00:10:29,561 --> 00:10:30,858
Hey... Oh, look at this bar.
313
00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:32,660
Man, I bet you Hemingway drank there.
314
00:10:32,661 --> 00:10:34,029
- We should stop and get a drink.
- Oh, you want to go...
315
00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:35,430
- You want to have a drink?
- Oh, shit!
316
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:36,999
- Ah, shit!
- You want to have a drink?
317
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000
That's bad on the car.
318
00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:39,066
Yes. Where am I going?
319
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,022
Just keep going straight,
320
00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:41,185
and then you're gonna take a left.
321
00:10:41,186 --> 00:10:42,371
- Left here?
- Yeah.
322
00:10:42,374 --> 00:10:43,422
- Here?
- Yes!
323
00:10:45,073 --> 00:10:46,974
[Grunts]
324
00:10:46,975 --> 00:10:48,342
Ah, shit!
325
00:10:48,826 --> 00:10:50,444
Damn it. What do I do?
326
00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:51,647
- I got to reverse.
- Yeah, go back.
327
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,415
- [Horn honking "La Cucaracha"]
- Oh, no! No!
328
00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:54,482
Go back!
329
00:10:54,483 --> 00:10:56,151
Back up! Out of the way!
330
00:10:56,152 --> 00:10:57,351
I'm reversing!
331
00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:58,853
Ah, crap. What do I do?
332
00:10:58,854 --> 00:11:00,454
I don't know. Just plow through it.
333
00:11:00,455 --> 00:11:02,223
Haven't I crashed
enough vehicles for one day?!
334
00:11:02,224 --> 00:11:04,892
Those things are made for
destroying, like in the movies.
335
00:11:04,893 --> 00:11:06,694
I'm not gonna smash through this, babe!
336
00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:08,902
It's for the children, Nate!
337
00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:13,267
God. Why do I let you do this to me?
338
00:11:13,268 --> 00:11:15,804
[Tires squeal]
339
00:11:51,306 --> 00:11:53,075
- [Tires screech]
- [Groans]
340
00:11:53,078 --> 00:11:55,344
- Oh, boy, we really made a mess.
- Keep driving!
341
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,711
We got to go back and apologize!
342
00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,579
Nate, if my dad gets ahold of this ass,
343
00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:00,047
we lose all of our leverage.
344
00:12:00,048 --> 00:12:01,616
Go! Keep driving!
345
00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:02,689
[Engine shuts off]
346
00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:03,322
Oh, what happened?
347
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,081
What?
348
00:12:12,127 --> 00:12:13,662
- What happened?
- I don't know. What happened?
349
00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:14,444
You broke it!
350
00:12:14,445 --> 00:12:15,930
I was sitting in the back!
351
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,498
You told me to do it!
352
00:12:17,499 --> 00:12:19,268
- [Engine sputtering]
- Go!
353
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,179
Oh, boy.
354
00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:24,643
Oh, they're mad.
355
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:30,011
Oh, boy.
356
00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:31,413
- Get out.
- Yeah.
357
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:32,614
Get the ass.
358
00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:33,814
Okay.
359
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:35,183
- Get the ass, babe.
- I got it.
360
00:12:35,186 --> 00:12:36,485
- Oh, geez.
- Oh, my God.
361
00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:38,252
Careful, man! I'm sorry!
362
00:12:38,253 --> 00:12:39,253
Sorry. Sorry.
363
00:12:39,254 --> 00:12:40,388
Nate, Nate, Nate!
364
00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:42,657
[Mob shouting]
365
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:44,326
- I'm sorry!
- [Gunshots]
366
00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:46,093
I'm sorry!
367
00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:47,896
I didn't mean to!
368
00:12:53,111 --> 00:12:53,878
Oh, damn it!
369
00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:55,978
It's private property.
We can't go through here.
370
00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:58,651
Nate, it's Cuba. How many times
do I have to tell you this?
371
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,406
It's all for the people.
372
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,051
Oh, my God, it's...
373
00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:03,349
- [Electricity crackles]
- Aah! Ow!
374
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,511
Ohhhh! That's electrified!
375
00:13:05,512 --> 00:13:07,041
- God!
- Did that hurt?
376
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,439
Yes!
377
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,141
Sorry. I think you might
be being a little dramatic.
378
00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:11,677
- It's just...
- Oh, am I?
379
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,878
'Cause electricity
usually suggests "Keep out."
380
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:16,605
I think it's more the animals stay in.
381
00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:18,090
So...
382
00:13:20,285 --> 00:13:21,753
Nate: Not gonna make it.
383
00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:23,521
That big ol' butt's gonna get caught.
384
00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:25,132
That thing's gonna get zapped.
385
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:27,225
You gonna get zzzapped!
386
00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:28,361
[Electricity crackles]
387
00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:29,494
[Laughs]
388
00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:30,256
[Grunts]
389
00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:32,163
I told you it was gonna hurt.
390
00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:33,297
It didn't hurt.
391
00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:34,890
It smarted a little bit.
392
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:36,335
Hurt a lot.
393
00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:37,336
It smarted.
394
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,271
- I'm not gonna fit through there.
- Yeah, just do what I did.
395
00:13:39,274 --> 00:13:41,020
I don't do yoga, okay?
396
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:41,895
I work.
397
00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:45,560
- I'm going over.
- No, babe.
398
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,776
- Yep. Yep.
- Why don't... You know what?
399
00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:48,522
I'm gonna circle back around.
You take a rest.
400
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:49,265
This one first.
401
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,397
[Grunts]
402
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:51,944
Whoa! One down.
403
00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:53,625
- Sweetie.
- Here comes the champ.
404
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:55,492
- I-I don't think you can do this.
- Phew!
405
00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:56,726
Honey, you're not gonna make it.
406
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:57,861
I used to do hurdles.
407
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,730
- When?
- In middle school.
408
00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:02,365
Babe, you're white. You can't jump.
409
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:03,149
Oh, no?
410
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,535
That was barely a hop.
411
00:14:05,836 --> 00:14:08,004
What's that? What... What are you doing?
412
00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:09,672
Stretching.
413
00:14:09,673 --> 00:14:11,107
That's not... Honey, that's not...
414
00:14:11,108 --> 00:14:12,746
Oh, God, that's not a stretch.
415
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,881
Come on. Have some faith, woman.
416
00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:19,350
Whoo!
417
00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:21,785
[Exhales sharply]
418
00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:24,721
Get some!
419
00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:25,855
Whoo! Boom!
420
00:14:25,856 --> 00:14:27,056
I got...
421
00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:28,092
[Screaming]
422
00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:29,126
[Electricity crackling]
423
00:14:31,695 --> 00:14:32,862
Help!
424
00:14:32,863 --> 00:14:34,063
[Groaning]
425
00:14:34,064 --> 00:14:35,565
I can't. I can't, honey.
426
00:14:35,566 --> 00:14:37,267
You're... You're a conduit.
Just roll through it.
427
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,801
[Grunting]
428
00:14:38,802 --> 00:14:42,071
[Screaming]
429
00:14:42,072 --> 00:14:43,740
Get to the other side.
430
00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:46,042
You're good. You're good. You got this.
431
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:49,613
You're mak... ing it w-w-w-worse!
432
00:14:53,817 --> 00:14:54,851
[Sighs]
433
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,153
- Hey, babe.
- Mm-hmm?
434
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,987
You okay? You okay to keep going?
435
00:14:57,988 --> 00:15:00,723
Yeah. Yeah. I just need, like,
one more minute.
436
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:01,959
- Okay.
- Just to sit.
437
00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:03,012
All right.
438
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,462
Oh, my God.
439
00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:07,730
Do you hear that hissing?
440
00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:08,632
Hmm?
441
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,567
[Hisses] You hear that?
442
00:15:10,568 --> 00:15:12,302
It's probably just an iguana
or something.
443
00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:13,703
Iguanas don't hiss. They grunt.
444
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,139
- How do you know that?
- Everybody knows that.
445
00:15:15,142 --> 00:15:16,974
- Nobody knows that.
- [Grunting]
446
00:15:16,977 --> 00:15:18,007
That's an iguana.
447
00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:19,576
You got zapped real bad.
448
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,868
It's probably electricity
in your head, huh?
449
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,414
- You don't hear that?
- I don't hear...
450
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,432
[Hissing]
451
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,448
I hear you doing that.
452
00:15:25,449 --> 00:15:27,016
I don't hear... That's all I hear.
453
00:15:27,017 --> 00:15:29,552
Okay, well, if you get bitten
by a snake, not my fault.
454
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,654
Okay.
455
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,964
[Hissing]
456
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,433
Hey!
457
00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:48,372
Jackass is screaming about something.
458
00:15:51,248 --> 00:15:51,977
He looks pissed.
459
00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:53,144
Yeah, 'cause we're in
his field, probably.
460
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:54,612
Well, yeah, but we're lost.
461
00:15:59,703 --> 00:16:00,884
- We're lost.
- We're not gonna hurt you.
462
00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:02,202
Sorry.
463
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:08,759
Come on, dude. You don't want this.
464
00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:11,978
- Oh, God.
- Is that dynamite?
465
00:16:12,102 --> 00:16:13,297
- [Bull lows] - I don't know.
- Oh, my God!
466
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,797
He's gonna kill that bull!
467
00:16:14,798 --> 00:16:16,132
What are you doing?!
468
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:17,693
I got to save that bull.
I got to save that bull!
469
00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:19,199
Nate! Nate!
470
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,244
[Bull lows]
471
00:16:21,277 --> 00:16:22,348
Ohh!
472
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:24,909
Holy shit!
473
00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:25,980
[Spits]
474
00:16:26,977 --> 00:16:28,136
Oh, babe!
475
00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:30,271
Ohhh.
476
00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:33,146
What the hell did you just do?
477
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,337
Seriously!
478
00:16:34,339 --> 00:16:36,656
What is your major malfunction?!
479
00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:37,643
You just killed a bull!
480
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,736
Look what you did!!
481
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,443
This is the height of animal cruelty!
482
00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:43,581
Yeah, if Cuba had a PETA,
483
00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:45,307
we'd be on the phone
with them right now!
484
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,732
I know you guys are trying
to step into the "modern era,"
485
00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:50,171
but you got a lot to learn
about how we treat our animals!
486
00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:53,231
You... are... a monster.
487
00:16:53,531 --> 00:16:55,000
Monster.
488
00:16:56,539 --> 00:16:57,787
That's for that bull.
489
00:16:57,927 --> 00:16:59,128
Oh...
490
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,476
491
00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,628
[Breathing shakily]
492
00:17:04,629 --> 00:17:05,680
[Insects buzzing]
493
00:17:05,681 --> 00:17:06,516
God.
494
00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:07,499
Buzz off.
495
00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:08,468
God. I think we're lost.
496
00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:09,439
No, we're on target.
497
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,140
I feel like we've been here before.
498
00:17:11,141 --> 00:17:12,618
Oh, I'm sorry... were you raised by
499
00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,185
an international trafficker
of illicit goods?
500
00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:16,587
No, I was raised by
an insufferable alcoholic twat.
501
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:18,790
Exactly. So why don't you relax
and listen to me?
502
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,525
Because I know where I'm going.
503
00:17:20,526 --> 00:17:21,627
You sure about that?
504
00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:22,910
Oh, well, shit.
505
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,201
What's up, man?
506
00:17:31,504 --> 00:17:34,005
[Crying] Oh, God!
507
00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:37,476
We just walked in a six-hour circle!
508
00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:38,862
It's okay. It's okay.
509
00:17:38,863 --> 00:17:40,245
Oh, my God!
510
00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:41,847
I am so tired!
511
00:17:41,848 --> 00:17:44,082
I'm not blaming you,
even though it was your fault.
512
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,151
It wasn't my fault!
513
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,453
It's okay. It's okay.
Just lay down, okay?
514
00:17:48,454 --> 00:17:49,921
Just lay down and relax.
515
00:17:49,922 --> 00:17:52,491
Please don't tell me to relax!
516
00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:54,326
Okay, okay! Okay!
517
00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:55,994
We're gonna be fine, all right?
518
00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:57,046
Oh, I don't feel so good.
519
00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:58,096
I know. I know.
520
00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,732
I'm just gonna go wash
this mad cow off me and, uh...
521
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,000
Okay.
522
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,368
I'll try to find us a ride
or something, okay?
523
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:04,470
- Okay.
- All right.
524
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:06,172
- Give me a kiss.
- I can't.
525
00:18:06,175 --> 00:18:08,107
- I can't do that.
- I know. I know. I smell. I'm sorry.
526
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,242
Okay, shh, shh, shh.
527
00:18:10,243 --> 00:18:12,410
[Crying]
528
00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:15,147
Oh, this is... this is so nice.
529
00:18:15,148 --> 00:18:16,549
[Sniffling]
530
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,417
[Sighs]
531
00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:22,287
[Speaking Spanish]
532
00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:23,889
Hey-o.
533
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,595
Hello-o.
534
00:18:26,325 --> 00:18:29,261
Hey, I had a little accident.
I got bull guts all over me.
535
00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:31,351
You wouldn't happen to have
any soap, would you?
536
00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:33,698
Yeah. To wash.
537
00:18:33,699 --> 00:18:34,734
- Yeah.
- S?, s??
538
00:18:34,737 --> 00:18:35,560
May I have some?
539
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:37,102
Yeah.
540
00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:38,671
S'il vous pla?t.
541
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,611
That's sopa, for washing?
542
00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:48,180
Yeah. I get it, okay?
543
00:18:48,181 --> 00:18:49,514
It's just... it's weird.
544
00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:52,158
So... that's communism for you, right?
545
00:18:55,688 --> 00:18:56,564
Thank you.
546
00:19:02,628 --> 00:19:04,997
Not much of a lather to this thing, huh?
547
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,001
It's doing the trick.
548
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,041
You know, it's funny...
549
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:17,976
I used to work in topical surfactants,
550
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:20,335
but I have never seen
a sopa like this before.
551
00:19:20,813 --> 00:19:22,581
It's weird, but it works.
552
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:24,840
Yeah. That's working nice.
553
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:27,086
Ahh.
554
00:19:29,822 --> 00:19:32,390
I like the spice to it.
It's like an Old Spice.
555
00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:33,232
It's nice.
556
00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:37,963
I got to say, I thought it was weird,
557
00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:40,298
but I guess you
communists are all right.
558
00:19:40,299 --> 00:19:42,535
559
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,590
Well, well, well.
560
00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:16,830
Look what we have here.
561
00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:18,757
[Chuckling] Hey.
562
00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:20,343
J.R. Man, what's up?
563
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:22,700
I knew you'd find us.
564
00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:25,729
That's great.
565
00:20:26,565 --> 00:20:27,987
That's a hell of an ass.
566
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:31,067
You're telling me, brother.
It's the velodrome.
567
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,469
She cycles like a fiend
568
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,109
keeping it in shape for this guy.
569
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:36,413
I get some.
570
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,260
No, it's just another fat American.
571
00:20:45,316 --> 00:20:48,685
You better get used to
seeing him around here, amigo.
572
00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:50,788
573
00:20:50,838 --> 00:20:55,388
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