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- How's your shoulder?
- It hurts.
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- Sorry.
- Yeah.
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So, what'd you tell them in there?
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I told them everything,
just like you told me to.
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Did you tell them about Carlos
trying to get custody of Jared?
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God, no! I hadn't got past
the Florida trip.
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I am bogging them down
in the worst details imaginable.
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Oh, that's good.
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You know what's funny? Lying.
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Everybody does it,
but not like this chick.
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She has lied to you from the beginning.
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She lied about her criminal past,
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about her relationship with Carlos.
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She lied that your son
was potentially not yours.
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I don't get it.
Why are you protecting her?
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Our strength really isn't
in doing the right thing.
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It's surviving the wrong thing.
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I hate you.
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_
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COACH: [Sighs]
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You know, unfortunately violence
is part of the game.
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It gets a little rough at times, sure,
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but that's why you need
to get better at skating.
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You become a... a great skills player,
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and you skate circles
around all of those goons.
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We'll call you Nate "the Skate" Parker.
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That's a pretty good nickname, isn't it?
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[Door Opens]
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Get your ass out of this locker room
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and back on the ice,
you little shithead!
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But they keep hitting me.
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"Oh, they keep hitting me.
They keep hitting me."
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Makes me want to hit you.
I'm your [Bleep] mom!
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Mrs. Parker, mind your language.
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Oh, you didn't mind my language
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last night when you were inside me.
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Hey, look at me, look at me, look at me.
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You want something from this
sad, lonely, pathetic world,
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you got to fight for it.
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You want to win the game?
You got to fight.
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You want a job? You got to fight.
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You want to split a piece of strange?
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You got to fight for it. Trust me.
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Your dad didn't fight for this.
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Now he's living under a bridge,
sleeping in bubble wrap.
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Get out there and fight!
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STOMPIN' TOM CONNORS: Second period.
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[Crowd Cheering]
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Skate, Nate! Skate!
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Where players dash
with skates a-flash
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Nate the Skate!
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But they grab the puck
and go bursting up
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Skate, Nate!
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You like that?
What are you gonna do about it?
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Skate, Nate! Please skate!
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Shake, Nate, skate! Skate, Nate...
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Now get out there and fight.
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-
Oh, the good old hockey game
- [Whistle Blows]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Kid, what is the matter with you?
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And the best game you can name
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- No, Nate!
- This is your problem!
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Look at this little Frankenstein!
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Listen, you little monster!
Hockey's not about fighting!
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Oh, the good old hockey game
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Is the best game you can name
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And the best game you can name
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Is the good old hockey game
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Yeah! That son of a bitch is my kid!
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Whoo!
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And the best game you can name
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Is the good old hockey game
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Adios, amigos.
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No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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Nate! Nate!
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Please, don't.
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You touch him, he wins. Trust me.
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I don't.
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Any time, anywhere, amigo.
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Not for nothing, but I think
that guy would kick your ass.
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Somewhere behind the skyline
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There is a place I'm thinkin'
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[Distorted Music Plays]
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Oh. You're already up?
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I didn't sleep.
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Look, I just, uh, I just want to say...
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No need.
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I'm not ready to talk yet.
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[Drill Whirring]
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Hey, I know you're angry,
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but let me just say... I am so sorry.
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Yeah, I know.
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- If you weren't, I wouldn't be here.
- Okay.
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But we have to say something
to him, don't we?
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What would you like me to say?
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Some other guy planted eggs
in your forehead?
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Come on, he's yours.
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Some dumb piece of paper
doesn't change that.
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This dumb piece of paper
is called science,
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which is irrefutable.
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Well, then open it.
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I don't want to!
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God, you couldn't of waited like
a week between the two of us?
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Nate, I would've been dead
or in jail if I hadn't met you.
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You know that.
You brought normalcy to my life.
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Oh, my God.
Quit it with this normal shit.
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Okay? It doesn't exist.
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And your quixotic pursuit of it is...
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it's quixotic. Okay?
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I used the word too early
in that sentence.
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[Drilling Continues]
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There's nothing normal about us!
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Guys, lets go. Tae Kwon Do belt day.
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What? No. Not today. No.
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My God.
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Why are you so dismissive
of my accomplishments?
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You are the worst!
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[Sighs]
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She's not wrong.
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I know.
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Hyah!
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Gyah!
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Oh, God.
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I forgot life was still happening.
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This is so weird.
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Yeah, it might be, but our daughter's
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about to show us
her mastery of that weird thing,
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so we better pretend like we like it.
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I was talking about this.
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- Oh. Yes.
- Oh!
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Yeah, what... Oh, God. What
are you doing here? Hey.
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Oh, I'm sorry I gave up
tickets to "Babe 3"
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to come see my niece.
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What are you going
to a children's movie for?
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I like children's movies.
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What are you, a pedophile?
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There's no reason for you to be there
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unless you're trolling for kids.
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"Eh, where all the kids at?"
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Yeah? 'Cause that's fun.
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Ew.
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- Are you ready?
- Yes, Sensei!
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- Is this your green-belt test?
- Yes, Sensei!
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- Are you prepared?
- Yes, Sensei!
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- And Jared?
- Yes, Sensei!
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I go by Sapling in the Trees now.
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Jared's a great name.
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Hey, pal. Um...
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I can't believe Carlos would do.
He's such a dick.
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Would you shut your damn stupid mouth?
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I'm trying to talk to my son.
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Please?
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You seem tense. You want a soda?
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No. No, I...
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A hot dog?
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Sure.
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Okay.
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[Sighs]
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Well, that was easy.
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I shall observe
the tenets of Tae Kwon Do!
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STUDENTS: I shall observe
the tenets of Tae Kwon Do!
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- Courtesy!
- Courtesy!
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- Respect!
- Respect!
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- Integrity!
- Integrity!
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- In truth!
- In truth!
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I will persevere!
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Oh, God. Better go get down there.
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I'll go.
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Hey, Delilah. Delilah.
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Are you okay?
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I don't... Don't talk to me!
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Super D, come here.
Come here. Come here.
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Ow!
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You shall not pass!
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What is your problem? Out of the way.
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Sweetie, come here.
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You need to respect her wishes.
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She can have wishes
when she's 18, all right?
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Ow! Shit!
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Delilah, do you know him?
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I thought I did.
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What are you talking about?
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You need to step away! Now!
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Perv!
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Perv?
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Hey, that doesn't hurt. Ow!
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Yeah, I heard you. Pedophile!
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What are you talking about?
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I am her father.
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How do I know that?
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Because I am. All right?
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Sweetheart, can you tell Daniel-san here
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that I am your dad, please?
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He trolls for kids at movies.
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You shut your mouth, you little...
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Little what? Trophy? Prize?
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What other pet names do you like
to call little girls like us?
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Stop! Sweetie, come.
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Ew. "Sweetie."
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I know what happened.
I heard you in court.
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You need to tell Jared what you did.
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What did you do?
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I didn't do anything, okay? It just...
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It just happened.
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You need to tell Jared the truth.
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Tell him!
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Tell me what you did!
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Would you settle down, both of you?
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God!
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It's like the third belt.
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You're not kicking anybody's ass.
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Ah! Ah!
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She broke my board!
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You weren't gonna break it.
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You know, it's funny.
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I still remember a time when
you couldn't come in here alone.
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I had to stand guard outside,
look for dragons.
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JARED: Yeah, well, I'm over that
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'cause I found out they were extinct.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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So, listen, about what
happened in court.
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Um...
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This Carlos guy, he's...
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You, uh, take off your clothes
to go to the bathroom, pal?
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What? Oh, yeah, always.
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I guess I stopped paying attention
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once you learned to go
on your own, so, uh...
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All of them.
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Yeah, what... what were you gonna say?
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Uh...
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I just, um...
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We need to have a little talk.
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About that.
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[Sighs]
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Paternity results? I don't get it.
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S-So if I open this envelope,
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it'll either say you're my dad
or you're not my dad?
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Uh... yeah.
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Do you know what it says?
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I don't.
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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I don't want to open it.
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Then don't, pal. Don't.
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Well, I kind of want to know.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, me too.
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Your weapon demonstration?
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Nunchukas.
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Nine-ring-sword sword, sir.
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It's a broadsword.
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You remind me so much of my Jared.
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You know, all this would go away
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if you just gave Carlos what he wants.
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Oh, God. I screwed up so bad.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Just give him that old, rusty ass.
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It's a little fat for your frame,
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but it still looks pretty good
for a woman your age.
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No! The older it gets,
the more valuable it gets.
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Damn straight!
266
00:09:46,984 --> 00:09:48,217
Just give him the ass.
267
00:09:48,853 --> 00:09:50,953
You've been sitting on it for 13 years.
268
00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:54,078
I will never give it to him.
He has no right to it.
269
00:09:54,087 --> 00:09:55,493
And I will fight him
until my last breath.
270
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,195
Well, don't fight too hard.
271
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,664
I hear ass play gets
pretty fun in your 50s.
272
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,899
I'm 39.
273
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,900
JARED: Dad?
274
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,702
Yeah?
275
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,168
Do you want to beat up Carlos?
276
00:10:06,123 --> 00:10:07,696
You know, pal, uh,
277
00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:10,025
violence is never really the answer.
278
00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,126
You know?
279
00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:13,062
That's what I've been
trying to teach you guys
280
00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:15,195
all along the way, but, uh...
281
00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:17,902
I'm just failing miserably at it.
282
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,552
Whoa, what was that?
283
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,653
I, uh, tripped over a garbage can.
284
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,001
I don't know why they
leave these things out.
285
00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:27,435
Oh.
286
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,446
Hyah!
287
00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:45,619
[Grunts]
288
00:10:53,775 --> 00:10:55,268
I-I want you to open it.
289
00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,460
Yeah? You sure?
290
00:10:58,461 --> 00:10:59,941
Yeah.
291
00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:01,276
Okay.
292
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,033
[Sobbing]
293
00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,191
What does it say?
294
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,295
What do you think it says? [Sniffles]
295
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,730
That you're my dad.
296
00:11:35,505 --> 00:11:36,804
Yeah.
297
00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:38,806
I knew it.
298
00:11:38,841 --> 00:11:41,342
[Sniffles]
299
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,746
Um, just listen to me.
300
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:48,782
Whatever happens going forward,
301
00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:55,181
um, just know that
I'll always be with you, okay?
302
00:11:56,935 --> 00:11:58,156
What about when you're dead?
303
00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:00,602
I'll still be there.
304
00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:02,438
Cool. Ghost dad.
305
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:06,908
I love you so much.
306
00:12:15,787 --> 00:12:17,099
Where do the parents sit?
307
00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,287
You got a kid here?
308
00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:24,653
One that I know of, amigo.
309
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,381
What is he doing here?
310
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,529
What the hell are you doing here?
311
00:12:31,537 --> 00:12:32,699
Maybe he just wants to talk.
312
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,433
- Oh, is that what he wants?
- I'm guessing.
313
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:35,369
What else would I want?
314
00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:36,537
You want the ass.
315
00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:38,138
Give it to him. He's gorgeous.
316
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,673
Shh, shut it.
317
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,909
Do you understand the damage
you've caused my family?
318
00:12:41,944 --> 00:12:43,777
I am so sorry.
That was not my intention.
319
00:12:43,812 --> 00:12:46,313
You give me what I want,
and this whole thing goes away.
320
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,381
No!
321
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:48,895
[Scoffs] This is crazy!
322
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:51,128
Just give him the ass, and we'll stop!
323
00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,257
"We"?
324
00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,472
_
325
00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,969
I'm on the hook for 15 frack houses.
326
00:12:59,005 --> 00:12:59,970
Jesus.
327
00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:01,639
When did clean water become a right?
328
00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:02,840
And it gets worse.
329
00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:05,843
Your sister, she wants
a divorce from me.
330
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,511
How are we supposed
to get half of what she has
331
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,012
if you're getting a divorce?
332
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,733
God! You're so stupid.
333
00:13:13,768 --> 00:13:17,336
Don't worry. I will make them pay.
334
00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,181
How did you find my bag, Carlos?
335
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:20,114
She told me.
336
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,037
We were talking.
337
00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:23,905
If you wanted it so bad,
why did you give it back to me?
338
00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,343
He didn't want it. I wanted it.
339
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:26,777
He wanted you, stupid.
340
00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:28,712
- After everything I've done for you.
- [Gasps]
341
00:13:28,747 --> 00:13:31,181
[Crowd Murmuring]
342
00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:37,487
Brat!
343
00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:54,344
Stay down!
344
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,110
Babe!
345
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,819
[Coughs]
346
00:13:58,933 --> 00:13:59,980
What the hell?
347
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:03,484
Oh, look who it is. It's Jareb.
348
00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:05,052
I have something to tell you.
349
00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:05,986
Don't you tell him.
350
00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:06,921
Oh, what, the truth?
351
00:14:06,956 --> 00:14:07,988
You shut your mouth.
352
00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:09,323
Last chance, Petirroja.
353
00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:11,325
- Don't call me that ever again.
- Okay.
354
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,561
Sorry to have to do this to your family.
355
00:14:14,215 --> 00:14:16,197
Jareb, I am your...
356
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,731
[Crowd Gasps]
357
00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:20,584
- Holy shit!
- Holy shit!
358
00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,083
Yeah, we're good, right?
359
00:14:22,117 --> 00:14:23,617
Let's go.
360
00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:26,187
Yeah. What the...?
361
00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:28,089
Get off me! Out of our way, kids.
Let's go.
362
00:14:28,124 --> 00:14:29,390
- [Groaning]
- Out of our way.
363
00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:30,558
[Gavel Bangs]
364
00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:35,062
So, Mr. Camacho.
365
00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:39,067
You are withdrawing all claims
and granting a full divorce?
366
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:41,169
That is correct, Your Honor.
367
00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:44,272
I don't know why. We had this thing won.
368
00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:45,907
This is crazy, right?
369
00:14:45,942 --> 00:14:49,335
I'm not sure I fully
understand all of this.
370
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,635
Me, neither.
371
00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:53,849
372
00:14:54,306 --> 00:14:55,639
Vanessa?
373
00:14:55,674 --> 00:14:58,108
[Clicks Tongue]
374
00:14:58,541 --> 00:14:59,941
Vanessa!
375
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:07,684
Sorry, man.
376
00:15:08,893 --> 00:15:11,088
You wouldn't have come if I asked.
377
00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:12,356
So, listen.
378
00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:14,024
I don't really know what you want, okay?
379
00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:15,158
But, uh, I got money.
380
00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:16,893
If that's it, I'll give it to you.
381
00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:18,595
But please, I'm asking you,
382
00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:22,733
On Monday morning at court,
can you just drop the lawsuit?
383
00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:26,670
[Normal Voice]
I'll tell you what I'll drop.
384
00:15:26,705 --> 00:15:28,438
I'm gonna drop you.
385
00:15:28,474 --> 00:15:30,674
Just like you dropped
that bullshit accent.
386
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,909
[Laughing] Yeah. I just use it to, um...
387
00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:34,778
[Spanish Accent] How you say...
388
00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:36,568
[Normal Voice] make your wife wet.
389
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,715
[Laughs]
390
00:15:39,465 --> 00:15:40,627
I knew it wasn't real.
391
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,892
So, we have a deal?
392
00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:43,928
What do I get out of this deal?
393
00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:46,497
You get to walk away knowing
you did the right thing?
394
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:50,034
If I don't?
395
00:15:52,107 --> 00:15:55,175
When you went to give Vanessa
her phone back, did you see him?
396
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,343
Who?
397
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:57,511
Him.
398
00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,111
No.
399
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,692
Oh, I will destroy you!
400
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:07,917
What the hell are you doing?
401
00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:08,884
Capoeira.
402
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:10,519
Is that dance-fighting?
403
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,087
Oh, you 'bout to find out.
404
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,288
[Pants Rip]
405
00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:14,923
You just ripped your pants, asshole.
406
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,388
Last time, guy. Just drop the lawsuit.
407
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,000
We don't have to do this.
408
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,556
My son can do that.
409
00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:23,657
My son.
410
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,445
How did you break your hands?
411
00:16:25,446 --> 00:16:28,896
Like I said, I fell down the stairs.
412
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:32,600
How do you break your hands
falling down the stairs?
413
00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:34,267
I don't want to do this, man.
414
00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:35,233
Too late.
415
00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:36,601
Aah!
416
00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:38,270
You broke my hand!
417
00:16:38,305 --> 00:16:39,371
I told you.
418
00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:41,373
I got a rock for a head.
419
00:16:41,408 --> 00:16:42,607
Nothing hurts.
420
00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:44,743
Lookit.
421
00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:50,115
Oh, God! My other hand.
422
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,550
I didn't hit him that hard.
423
00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:52,584
You hit him pretty hard.
424
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:53,652
I really didn't.
425
00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:55,554
You're a mama grizzly, okay?
426
00:16:55,589 --> 00:16:57,055
When you're protecting your cubs,
427
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,790
you don't know your own strength.
428
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:00,465
It's true, but I...
Let me see your hands.
429
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:01,026
Hm?
430
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,627
I just want to look at your hands.
431
00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:03,594
What for?
432
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:06,932
What about them?
433
00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,703
Mama bear did her worst
with the nunchucks.
434
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,303
You really think you can top that?
435
00:17:17,044 --> 00:17:18,015
What's this?
436
00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:20,298
Oh, this? You'll see.
437
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,703
You never know when a good
piece of foil comes in handy.
438
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,138
So, listen.
439
00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:26,839
Try to be best
'cause you're only a man
440
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,674
About that mama-grizzly thing.
441
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:29,842
You're totally right.
442
00:17:29,878 --> 00:17:31,177
They are dangerous.
443
00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:34,380
You know what's worse
than a mama grizzly?
444
00:17:34,415 --> 00:17:35,248
Daddy grizzly.
445
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:36,783
History repeats itself
446
00:17:36,818 --> 00:17:37,850
Last chance.
447
00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:39,919
Try and you'll succeed
448
00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:42,288
I've never back down from a fight.
449
00:17:42,323 --> 00:17:44,991
That's what I was hoping you'd say.
450
00:17:47,787 --> 00:17:50,421
You're the best around
451
00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:53,032
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
452
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:56,235
You're the best around
453
00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:58,353
You see this? Huh?
454
00:17:58,416 --> 00:17:59,639
Can you still see?
455
00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:00,740
Come closer.
456
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:01,808
Sit up, sit up. That's it.
457
00:18:01,843 --> 00:18:03,075
A father is more than a seed.
458
00:18:03,111 --> 00:18:04,610
[Grunts]
459
00:18:04,646 --> 00:18:07,213
A find this highly suspicious.
460
00:18:07,906 --> 00:18:11,083
It was very slippery stairs. Very slick.
461
00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:12,785
What did he say?
462
00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,287
I have no idea.
463
00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:17,256
And you are not being forced
to do this in any way?
464
00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,160
This action is of your own free will?
465
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:23,696
You're the best around
466
00:18:23,731 --> 00:18:25,231
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
467
00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,233
Get up! You like it right there?
468
00:18:27,268 --> 00:18:29,335
You're the best around
469
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,370
Nothing's gonna ever bring you down
470
00:18:31,406 --> 00:18:34,006
You're the best around
471
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:36,375
Nothing, nothing
472
00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:38,878
You're the best around
473
00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:40,379
Yeah
474
00:18:40,415 --> 00:18:42,715
So, you're gonna drop
this paternity lawsuit,
475
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,322
and you're gonna stay away
from my family forever.
476
00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:46,889
[Groaning]
477
00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:47,823
Oh.
478
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:49,792
One more thing.
479
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,727
- [Groaning]
- He's turning.
480
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,698
I would also like to say...
481
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,533
He would also like to say...
482
00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:58,968
[Groaning]
483
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:01,103
He's just moaning now.
A little bit of moaning.
484
00:19:01,138 --> 00:19:03,072
That the paternity
documents were forged.
485
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:04,940
That the paternity
documents were forged.
486
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,609
- And they were false.
- They were false.
487
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:09,144
Also... And I would also like
to say that I'm very sorry.
488
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,884
He'd also like to slay some calamari.
489
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,218
Okay, then.
490
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,810
We'll have you brought up
on false-document charges soon.
491
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,056
But first, I hereby grant this divorce.
492
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,124
Congratulations.
493
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,059
Yes!
494
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,196
CARLOS: [Groaning]
495
00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:26,743
Nice job, pal.
496
00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:28,693
Call me if you ever need a lawyer.
497
00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:29,968
Sure.
498
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,269
Easy does it. Easy.
499
00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:32,804
Whoopsie.
500
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:33,838
[Groaning]
501
00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:34,639
Oh, what?
502
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,008
What did I do?
503
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:39,444
504
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,812
- [Groaning]
- Ah!
505
00:19:45,095 --> 00:19:46,627
Oh, baby
506
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:51,132
This is the part
when I say I don't want ya
507
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,735
I'm stronger than I've been before
508
00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:58,606
This is the part when I break free
509
00:19:58,641 --> 00:20:01,309
'Cause I can't resist it no more
510
00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:06,080
This is the part
when I say I don't want ya
511
00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:09,517
I'm stronger than I've been before
512
00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:10,752
You know, babe?
513
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:11,819
Hm?
514
00:20:11,855 --> 00:20:13,054
I think...
515
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,209
I think everything's gonna be okay now.
516
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:16,933
Yeah...
517
00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:18,724
I don't know.
518
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:21,661
What don't you know?
519
00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:23,742
I don't think it's gonna be okay.
520
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,176
- You don't?
- No.
521
00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:27,175
I think it's gonna be great.
522
00:20:28,214 --> 00:20:29,520
[Drill Whirring]
523
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,420
Ah, geez.
524
00:20:30,456 --> 00:20:31,588
- What?
- That.
525
00:20:31,623 --> 00:20:32,722
What?
526
00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,491
Ugh. Zzzt.
527
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,526
You hear that? Zzzt.
528
00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:37,461
Zzzt.
529
00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:38,462
It's so annoying.
530
00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:39,391
It sounds real serious.
531
00:20:39,392 --> 00:20:40,456
It's Zzzt.
532
00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:42,659
- I'm going to bed.
- Zzzt.
533
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,484
- God.
- Going to bed.
534
00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,018
I'll meet you there in a bit.
535
00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:47,253
- Hey, Nate.
- Hm?
536
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,252
Do you want to consummate this thing?
537
00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:50,018
'Cause I got about 10 minutes,
and then I'm [Whistles]
538
00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:51,453
Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah.
539
00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:52,988
Yeah. Yes, I do.
Just gonna take out the trash.
540
00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:54,156
- Right now?
- Yeah.
541
00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:55,691
- Oh, come on, man. Why?
- What?
542
00:20:55,726 --> 00:20:56,725
Do you want some of this?
543
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,960
Do you want roaches?
544
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,227
Well, nobody wants... Well, yeah.
545
00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:00,329
- Right?
- Okay.
546
00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:01,863
- Keep it awake, though.
- Yep. It's...
547
00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:03,925
- I'm gonna get in that.
- Shh!
548
00:21:05,424 --> 00:21:05,901
Oh, hey.
549
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,237
Did you guys just move in next door?
550
00:21:11,199 --> 00:21:11,506
Yeah?
551
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,841
Do me a favor.
552
00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:14,343
Knock it off
with the drilling, would you?
553
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,131
You can hear that?
554
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,133
Zzzt, zzzt. Zzzt.
555
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,776
Yeah. Yeah, I can.
556
00:21:19,894 --> 00:21:21,016
It's annoying.
557
00:21:21,051 --> 00:21:24,720
Seriously, how many shelves
do you have to hang, right?
558
00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:29,157
Yeah, life's about to get good
for the Parkers.
559
00:21:29,193 --> 00:21:32,094
Ah, shit!
560
00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:39,811
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