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[Breathing Heavily]
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WOMAN: Give me her name!
I've asked you for hours on end.
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Give me a name!
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Anything. And I...
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All right [Sighs] Mr. Parker.
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You can cut the bullshit
babe-in-the-woods routine.
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- We know you know everything.
- What are you talking about?
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He's known all along about the
fraudulent green-card marriages
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and the fake I.D.s.
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[Chuckles] No. You should have
seen his face when I told him.
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It came out in the goddamn
court documents over a year ago.
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Oh, you think you're
so smart, don't you?
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The two of you...
that you can't be broken.
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Well, we'll see about that.
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[Click]
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_
[Children Laughing]
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CHILDREN: Happy Halloween!
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_
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[Spooky Sounds Playing]
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Is that real or fake?
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He's too fat to be fake.
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[Chainsaw Whirs]
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[Man Yells, Girls Scream]
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[Laughs]
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What the hell is your problem, pal?
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Come on. It's Halloween.
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It's supposed to be scary, okay?
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Get some candy.
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You can trust me.
I'm gonna be a dad soon.
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You're gonna be a terrible father.
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Dick.
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I...
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It's Halloween.
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[Imitating Chainsaw]
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The doctor's here!
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[Chuckles]
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- That's lame.
- What? No.
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It's a lot scarier with
it plugged in, but...
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Well, congratulations for handing out
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exactly zero pieces of candy.
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Well, at least you're not
letting it go to waste.
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Oh, come on. It was a joke.
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Relax... ing with candy
is what you should be doing
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on my favorite holiday.
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Except you're an actual adult now,
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with actual responsibilities,
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so... hey, I know... don't go out.
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I'm going for one drink.
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Honey, it's never just one drink.
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It's one drink! I promise!
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I just want my babies
to meet a sober, vibrant man
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when they meet their dad
for the first time.
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You're four weeks out.
They're still cooking.
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Besides, the Double D's
aren't coming early, okay?
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- Twins never do.
- "Double D's." Ugh.
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- What? No, come on. It's cute.
- It's gross.
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Delilah? That's great.
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Yes, but I am n...
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And... No, I am not...
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Don Cherry Parker.
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[Imitates Chainsaw]
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Oooh. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Oh, shoot. Oh, baby,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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No, no. It's okay, it's okay.
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It's not you. They're just kicking.
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They're being dicks.
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Oh. Just like their dad.
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Their big ol' dad.
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No. Dicky, dicky dad.
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It's too hot. It's too
hot for kisses. Go.
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Wait, is that, like, "go" go,
or..."don't go" go?
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Yeah! Go! Go!
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Go have drinks at a bar
and play the bowling.
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What, you want me
to just [Silly Voice] stay home?
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[Laughs] Rub your fat feet?
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- That sounds great.
- [Normal Voice] Fine.
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I'll stay here
and I'll rub your fat feet.
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Thank you, babe.
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Now I know where all the candy goes.
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But seriously, it's like
they cut your feet off
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and put Shrek's feet on.
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You know when you roll up
a tube of toothpaste
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and you squish it
all down at the bottom?
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Your feet... look...
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Babe?
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No! You did not just fall asl...
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[Laughs Evilly]
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[Imitates Chainsaw]
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- Boo!
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
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Why would you do that?!
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Scared the shit out of me!
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Somewhere behind the skyline
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There is a place I'm thinkin'
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[Distorted Music Plays]
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[Spooky Rock Music Playing]
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I think this might be illegal.
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How is it illegal?
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It's 12 shots, man.
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It's one drink.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on
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Come on, come back
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Whoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Mule ears! [Braying]
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Okay, okay. Calm down.
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Hey, the First Amendment
doesn't have a volume knob,
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George Washington.
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I'm not George Washington.
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Who are you... Rumpelstiltskin?
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Sexy Muslim Santa Claus?
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I'm Albus Dumbledore. [Chuckles]
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Who are you... Betty Boop?
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I'm Margaret Sanger.
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I-I don't know who that is.
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Founding mother of birth control?
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Oh. Right. Oh, oh, that.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I know.
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You know, it's funny,
I'm, uh... I'm planning
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a parenthood right now.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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Except I'm gonna go through with
it, unlike what you guys do.
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You're kind of cute,
but a bit of a dipshit.
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[Giggles] "Dipshit." That's hilarious.
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It suits you so well.
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Yeah. [Both Laugh]
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What's up, Gene?
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Hey, you like this getup, or what?
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- I don't know.
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It's from some dumb-ass movie
these kids all think is funny.
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Yeah, it's hilarious, right?
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Who's Pedro?
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Some dumb-ass Mexican. I don't know.
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Hey, girls.
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I'm a Liger.
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[Both Laugh]
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Oh, son of a bitch.
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Nate?
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I think I peed myself again.
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[Sniffs] Oh, that's not pee.
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[Sniffs] That's not pee.
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Nate? Nate! That's not pee!
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Nate!
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Naaaaate!
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- Should we do some shots?
- Yes!
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I think I'm, uh, ready to
call it a night, so...
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I got a baby on the way... two of them.
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Your wife doesn't mind that
you're hanging out with hotties?
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Oh, he's not married.
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You got to get out while
the gettin's good, Natey.
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Nah, she trusts me.
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Plus, why would I screw around
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on someone who looks like that, huh?
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That's not your wife. That is a model.
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It's not. She's... She's with me.
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So you're rich? Famous?
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- You ride a motorcycle?
- Did she used to be fat
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and doesn't realize
that she can do better now?
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What?
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Is she, like, missing
a leg or something?
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- No!
- She's probably deaf.
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No. Just a lucky son of a bitch.
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I mean, he's a lab monkey one day,
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and the next day, he is an executive.
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What?!
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I don't buy it.
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Show me a picture of you
and her in the same photo.
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We've only been together nine months,
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so I don't have a lot of those, but...
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[Cellphone Beeps]
Um... my phone just died.
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So, there you go. Off the hook.
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[Both Giggle]
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You must be really good at... something.
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Ew! Rachel!
I thought you were with Billy.
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You want to slum with this?
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- Wouldn't call it "slumming." Okay?
- No!
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And on that note, I think I should go.
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Gene: What is wrong with you?
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[Chuckling] You are such a...
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[Laughs]
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Oh!
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What did they call you?
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- Dipshit.
- Dipshit.
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[Laughing] It's so true.
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All right, drink up! It's Halloween!
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It's my favorite holiday.
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- Mine too.
- Mm!
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- I mean, it's one drink, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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All right. Here we go.
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo.
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[Girls Giggle]
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[Hums]
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I get knocked down,
but I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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I get knocked down,
but I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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I get knocked down,
but I get up again
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Um, sorry to stop the party, y'all,
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but I got an important message
for a Nate, from his girlfriend.
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Is one of you guys Nate?
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I'm Nate! Hey, he said my name!
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[Crowd Yelling]
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Buddy, there's more
than one Nate here, okay?
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- Oh, hey, are you Nate?
- Yeah.
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Hey, this guy's Nate, too! Two Nates!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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We are the Nates of the Round Table!
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Buddy, get off of me!
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Hey! Not cool, Nate.
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Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Hey. Hey, what... what was the message?
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Sorry, man, No requests.
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No, s-s... the message
for Nate, what was it?
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F-From his girlfriend!
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[Record Scratches, Music Stops]
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Baby! She's having a baby!
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[Crowd Cheers]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. I didn't even
know she was pregnant.
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Just... Come on.
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WOMAN: Thank you for calling
the automated voice-mail system.
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You have 19 new messages. [Beep]
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Robin: Nate, I think my water broke.
Where are you?
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Seriously?!
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Nate, where are you?!
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[Beep] [Crying] I don't know what to do!
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Nate, I need you here!
I don't know what to do!
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[Beep] [Screaming] Are you kidding me?!
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You better be dead!
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[Beep] I'm having them.
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I'm gonna have your
children without you.
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[Beep] [Crying] I love you so much!
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I just want you...
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[Beep] Okay, well, I'm gonna
drive myself to the hospital.
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Hope to see you there.
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Come on. We can do this. Okay.
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[Spooky Laughter]
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Oh, what?!
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I'm having babies with a child.
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Oh! Oh, oh, Go... Oh! Oh, God!
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Stop doing that!
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[Spooky Laughter]
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[Breathing Heavily]
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Wow.
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I'm gonna be really good at this.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Hey. Hey, man. Hey, hey.
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I ran out of quarters.
Can you call me a cab, please?
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I just called one, man.
It's gonna be, like, an hour.
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- What?!
- Why don't you just take a bus, huh?
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[Slurred] Is that a wig?
'Cause I-I got a wig.
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Hey. Hey, Gene.
Gene, Gene, Gene, you got to...
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Somebody stole a wig!
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Yeah. Gene. Gene, I-I... I need
your car. Robin's in labor.
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- No, it's my car.
- I know it's your car.
256
00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,154
- Party's just started.
- Yeah, I get it, but...
257
00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:01,421
Where's the old-man girl?
258
00:09:01,491 --> 00:09:03,624
She went home.
She's got school tomorrow.
259
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,959
She's a child, okay? Please, I need...
260
00:09:05,995 --> 00:09:08,049
Oh. You know what she said to me?
261
00:09:08,107 --> 00:09:08,804
[Laughing] No, what'd she say?
262
00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:11,808
She said,
"Where's that guy Pedro?" Right?
263
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:12,368
Yeah.
264
00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:14,677
'Cause she wants
to keep the party going!
265
00:09:14,712 --> 00:09:16,479
- Why didn't you say so before?
- I know!
266
00:09:16,506 --> 00:09:18,197
- Yeah, let's go!
- I need your keys, though, okay?
267
00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:19,185
- Let's go!
- Okay, let's go.
268
00:09:19,185 --> 00:09:21,959
Hi. It's me. Sorry.
I didn't know who else to call.
269
00:09:22,027 --> 00:09:23,160
Um...
270
00:09:23,194 --> 00:09:24,860
I need your help.
271
00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:27,496
I should not be driving.
I really shouldn't.
272
00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,665
[Chuckles] You sheep-dip.
273
00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:30,533
What?
274
00:09:30,568 --> 00:09:31,901
I mean, you deep-shift.
275
00:09:31,936 --> 00:09:33,035
What was it, again?
276
00:09:33,071 --> 00:09:34,826
I'm a dipshit. I'm a dipshit!
277
00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,772
[Laughs] That's it.
278
00:09:36,808 --> 00:09:39,242
Hey, did you know,
these seats, they recline?
279
00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:40,943
- [Leather Creaks]
- [Giggles]
280
00:09:40,979 --> 00:09:43,045
[Tires Squeal]
281
00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:45,081
[Siren Wails]
282
00:09:45,116 --> 00:09:46,148
Oh, shit.
283
00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:47,516
I'm sorry! I can't stop!
284
00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:49,151
I got to see my babies!
285
00:09:49,187 --> 00:09:50,553
[Tires Screech]
286
00:09:50,588 --> 00:09:51,692
Get out of the way!
287
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,438
Now?!
288
00:09:52,439 --> 00:09:56,664
We are the Nates
Who Say [High-Pitched] "Nate!"
289
00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:58,512
[All Squealing "Nate!"]
290
00:09:58,547 --> 00:09:59,779
Get out of the way... now!
291
00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:01,615
[Squealing Continues]
292
00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:03,717
Are you kidding me?! Get off my car!
293
00:10:03,752 --> 00:10:06,286
[Tires Squeal]
294
00:10:06,321 --> 00:10:07,654
- Aw, shit!
- [Siren Wailing]
295
00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:09,122
Shit, shit, shit!
296
00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:13,727
- Gene, you awake?
- Yeah.
297
00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:16,963
[Siren Continues]
298
00:10:16,999 --> 00:10:17,764
God damn it.
299
00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:19,833
[Engine Revving]
300
00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:22,068
Aaaah! What am I doing?!
301
00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,837
[Engine Hisses]
302
00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:27,016
[Breathing Heavily]
303
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,259
[Groaning]
304
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,493
Gene? Are you dead?
305
00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:31,079
[Mutters]
306
00:10:31,794 --> 00:10:32,793
[Grunts]
307
00:10:32,795 --> 00:10:33,860
I swear on the lives
308
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:35,962
of my hopefully-still-on-board children
309
00:10:36,518 --> 00:10:37,724
that I will never drink again.
310
00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:39,285
- [Muttering]
- Well, not "never,"
311
00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:41,388
but, you know,
not for a long, long time.
312
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,756
[Siren Continues]
313
00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:43,757
Oh, shit.
314
00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,358
Ah, shit!
315
00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,648
[Siren Stops]
316
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,232
[Police Radio Chatter]
317
00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:59,072
318
00:11:17,392 --> 00:11:18,725
Oh, my God.
319
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,130
I hate Halloween.
320
00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:21,661
Oh. Hey, guys.
321
00:11:21,697 --> 00:11:23,430
Guys, I-I need to get to a hospital.
322
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,931
Can you guys take me, please?
323
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,967
That's not how ambulances work,
buddy. Call a cab.
324
00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:28,668
I d... I did. They're so busy tonight.
325
00:11:28,704 --> 00:11:30,370
- It's a holiday.
- It's not a holiday.
326
00:11:30,405 --> 00:11:31,871
Look, it's Halloween, okay?
327
00:11:31,907 --> 00:11:33,807
And if I could press a button
on my phone to get a ride
328
00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:35,742
from a random stranger nearby,
I'd do that.
329
00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:38,011
But that technology
doesn't exist, does it?
330
00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,308
This vehicle's for transporting
sick and injured only.
331
00:11:40,309 --> 00:11:42,017
I'm sick and I'm injured!
332
00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,727
Pretty sure that's fake blood.
333
00:11:43,727 --> 00:11:46,617
Oh, you want real blood?
I'll give you some.
334
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,449
Oh, shit, this is gonna hurt.
335
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,433
Aah! Ohh!
336
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,809
- Whoa!
- Are you nuts?
337
00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:54,424
Oh, yeah! I'm nuts!
Now take me to the hospital.
338
00:11:54,425 --> 00:11:56,254
I'll take you to a psych ward, maybe.
339
00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:58,164
Great. Any ward will do.
340
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,589
Hear that, Double D's?
I'm coming for you, babies?
341
00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:02,489
Owwww!
342
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:04,765
Oh, my God. Shit, that hurt me so much.
343
00:12:05,574 --> 00:12:06,556
Is there any blood?
344
00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:08,308
No! Stop!
345
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,679
Cut it out! Hey, stop!
346
00:12:12,714 --> 00:12:14,147
Hey, cut it out!
347
00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:15,548
Hey, come on!
348
00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:17,884
349
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,179
[P.A. Beeps]
350
00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:25,825
[Woman Talking On P.A.]
351
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,598
[Chuckling]
352
00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,396
I made it.
353
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,865
What the hell is this?
354
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,092
355
00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:44,110
Ohh.
356
00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:48,308
[Groaning]
357
00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:49,829
Ohh. Ohh!
358
00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:51,942
[Stifled Yelling]
359
00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:53,089
Hello, Robin.
360
00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:56,126
[Whimpering]
361
00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:57,694
[Sighs]
362
00:12:57,729 --> 00:12:58,728
Okay.
363
00:12:58,764 --> 00:13:01,197
8 centimeters dilated, 60% effaced.
364
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,099
Oh, wow! Look at you.
365
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:04,968
What do you say? You want to get
these little guys out of here?
366
00:13:05,011 --> 00:13:07,204
No, no, no, no. I want to wait
for their dad to get here.
367
00:13:07,298 --> 00:13:08,903
Okay, but we don't really
have that much time.
368
00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:09,597
I'll just... I'll hold it.
369
00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:12,002
Okay! The father's here.
370
00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:16,074
Hello? Anyone here?
371
00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:17,184
Hey, Doc!
372
00:13:17,185 --> 00:13:19,088
Why do my eyes do this?
373
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,524
I don't know.
374
00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:22,792
You don't?
375
00:13:24,229 --> 00:13:25,428
That's locked, right?
376
00:13:25,463 --> 00:13:26,562
Mm...
377
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,464
[Singsong Voice] Could be.
378
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:32,268
[Chuckling]
379
00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:34,837
380
00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:41,444
[Grunts]
381
00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:43,112
[Laughs]
382
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,241
Aaah-ha-ha ow!
383
00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:49,252
A-ha-ha-ha!
384
00:13:50,302 --> 00:13:51,202
[Groans]
385
00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,503
[Breathing Heavily]
386
00:14:00,231 --> 00:14:01,731
[Laughing]
387
00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,032
Where'd he go?
388
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,168
He had a surgery to get to.
389
00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:06,636
I was about to discharge him.
390
00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:08,000
[Giggling]
391
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:09,200
I don't know.
392
00:14:09,236 --> 00:14:10,568
It doesn't make any sense,
393
00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:13,505
'cause I never drive
without my driving gloves.
394
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,173
Dr. Edwards: Then who was it, Gene?
395
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,207
I don't know.
396
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,976
Hey. Look at this guy.
397
00:14:18,011 --> 00:14:18,910
Oh, my gosh!
398
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,411
Officer: Who's he supposed to be?
399
00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:23,448
Oh, that's, uh... Bloody Dr. Benchman.
400
00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:24,849
Oh, right.
401
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:26,618
Wait. Who?
402
00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:29,454
Dr. Benchman...
goes around, kills people...
403
00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:30,788
with a bench.
404
00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:32,659
I don't see how two ni?os are gonna fit
405
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,885
out of a petetino
that is so incredibly tight.
406
00:14:34,886 --> 00:14:36,861
Dude, get... get out of here! Go!
407
00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:38,629
Oh, excuse me. You don't want me here?
408
00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:39,654
Why'd you call me crying?
409
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,833
Because I wanted someone
to talk to on my drive over.
410
00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:42,942
I didn't ask you to come.
411
00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:44,490
I'm not gonna miss
the birth of my babies.
412
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:47,154
- What?!
- Oh, please. I did the math.
413
00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,628
Sir, are you actually with this woman?
414
00:14:48,629 --> 00:14:49,721
- No!
- You tell me.
415
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:52,403
Can't you see the passion?
The sexual ferocity?
416
00:14:52,404 --> 00:14:54,361
I've been working for 36 hours straight.
417
00:14:54,362 --> 00:14:55,426
I don't care.
418
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,028
It's time for these babies to come out.
419
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,263
They are going to stay in here
420
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,174
until their actual father arrives.
421
00:15:00,408 --> 00:15:02,608
[Panting]
422
00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:05,799
423
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,980
Damn it.
424
00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:08,981
Wha...
425
00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,283
Nuh-unh!
426
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,317
Jesus Christ.
427
00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:12,885
[Sighs]
428
00:15:12,921 --> 00:15:13,920
Hm!
429
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,833
Well, what are you supposed to be?
430
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,824
A mental patient. Be careful.
431
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:19,706
[Chuckles]
432
00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:21,928
[Footsteps]
433
00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,720
Oh, hey, buddy.
Hey! Buddy, can I use those?
434
00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:26,055
Buddy! I need those!
435
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,589
- Get off. Get off. Get off.
- I'm sitting on it.
436
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,258
Yeah, I don't care. It's mine.
Come on, get off.
437
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:30,392
No! It's a public bench!
438
00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:32,187
It's not! It's mine! I stole it!
439
00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:34,363
- Get off!
- Hey! I'm tired!
440
00:15:34,398 --> 00:15:35,486
- I don't give a shit!
- I'm old!
441
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:36,662
- Get off!
- No!
442
00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:39,034
- I'm going to see my kids!
- So am I!
443
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,973
Buddy! Hey!
444
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:45,441
Hey! Hey!
445
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:47,042
Oh, screw you, man. It's my bike.
446
00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:48,444
I don't care about the bike.
I need the bolt cutters.
447
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,145
It's my bike. I just forgot
the combo for the lock.
448
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,380
Sure, man. Whatever you want, okay?
449
00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:53,115
I just... you cut the cuffs,
we're square.
450
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,613
I don't want to aid and abet a criminal.
451
00:15:55,614 --> 00:15:58,614
Cut... the Goddamn cuffs.
452
00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:00,851
Open it up. Open it up.
453
00:16:00,886 --> 00:16:03,787
There you go. Attaboy. Okay.
454
00:16:03,856 --> 00:16:06,406
- Oh, my God! Calm down.
- I'm sorry! I'm nervous.
455
00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:07,617
Who cares? Snip.
456
00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:09,193
Are you, like, a legit, like,
criminal or something?
457
00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:10,260
No!
458
00:16:10,296 --> 00:16:11,628
I mean, I escaped from a psych ward,
459
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,063
but... don't you worry.
460
00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:14,765
Come on, cut.
461
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,366
- [Clink]
- Aaah! Oh!
462
00:16:16,402 --> 00:16:18,802
[Screaming]
463
00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:21,205
Oh, Jesus Christ, man!
464
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,206
Oh, my God!
465
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,575
Aah! Aah! Aah!
466
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,743
Is that... part of the costume?
467
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,578
No, it's a Goddamn artery!
468
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,246
I need to get... Aaah!
469
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,081
- Wait! That's my bike!
- Yeah, next time,
470
00:16:31,117 --> 00:16:33,577
think before stealing
somebody else's property!
471
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,386
[Scoffs]
472
00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:41,258
Dad, can you pick me up?
Some wacko just stole my bike.
473
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,427
Yes, I took your bolt cutters.
474
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,395
Because I forgot the combination!
475
00:16:45,431 --> 00:16:48,332
Yeah. These kids really don't
want to come on out.
476
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,299
They are fighters.
477
00:16:49,335 --> 00:16:51,135
- They're like their dad.
- It's true.
478
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,370
- I am trained in capoeira.
- Shut up.
479
00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:55,195
I'm sorry. We're just gonna
have to cut them out.
480
00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:56,940
No. No. No, no! Please.
481
00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:59,543
Mm, oxygen is not getting
to the boy's brain.
482
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,044
Cut them out.
483
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,280
484
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,044
I'm coming, babies! I'm coming for you!
485
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:12,723
[Laughs]
486
00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:14,024
Get some!
487
00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:26,770
NURSE: So, we've got
Delilah Cherry Parker.
488
00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:28,592
She just doesn't look like me.
489
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:32,042
But this one most
definitely looks like me.
490
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:34,244
What would you like to name the boy?
491
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,479
Oh, um...
492
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,047
I would like to name him "Jareb."
493
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:37,680
What?
494
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,483
Spelled J-A-R-E-B.
495
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,119
Named after my first love.
496
00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:44,855
I was 11... innocent but curious.
497
00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,690
He was older... maybe 40.
498
00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:50,227
That Syrian man taught me
so much about me, my body...
499
00:17:50,262 --> 00:17:53,997
I am not naming my son
after the man who molested you!
500
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,066
Give me something. He is my son.
501
00:17:56,101 --> 00:17:58,312
Listen to me... He is not your son.
502
00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:01,004
Sir! Excuse me!
503
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,739
Where do you think you're going?
504
00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:04,041
Excuse me, sir!
505
00:18:04,075 --> 00:18:05,708
Sir, you can't go in there!
506
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:07,107
I'm sorry. Do you know this man?
507
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,245
I do. I do.
508
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,259
Babe!
509
00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:11,315
- Ohh!
- I'm so sorry.
510
00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:12,934
What happened to you?
511
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,302
- [Voice Breaking] I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
512
00:18:15,855 --> 00:18:16,820
[Sighs]
513
00:18:16,856 --> 00:18:18,555
I couldn't find a cab.
514
00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:21,225
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.
515
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,760
[Sniffling]
516
00:18:23,796 --> 00:18:24,669
Are you drunk?
517
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,630
I had one drink. I swear.
518
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,932
I don't care. I don't care.
I'm just glad you're here.
519
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:30,767
- Did... Did they come out?
- They did.
520
00:18:30,803 --> 00:18:33,036
- What?
- They did!
521
00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:39,343
[Delilah Cries]
522
00:18:42,882 --> 00:18:44,203
Delilah.
523
00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:46,244
She's so mad, just like me.
524
00:18:46,445 --> 00:18:47,992
[Delilah Fussing]
525
00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:50,695
And Jared.
526
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,414
- I love "Jared."
- You do?
527
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,992
- I do.
- Oh, good.
528
00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:57,094
You're a lucky man, Nate.
529
00:18:58,564 --> 00:18:59,897
Thank you, Doctor.
530
00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:05,888
Oh, look at my son.
531
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,700
I have a son!
532
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:10,235
Yeah, you have a daughter, too.
533
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,738
Yeah, I know. I know.
But he looks so much like me.
534
00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:13,905
That's genetics.
535
00:19:13,941 --> 00:19:14,940
Netscape that shit.
536
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:16,508
- Excuse me.
- Hm?
537
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:20,345
What are the chances
of one twin being from one man
538
00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:22,114
and the other from another?
539
00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:25,150
Well, if a woman
has intercourse with two men
540
00:19:25,185 --> 00:19:28,954
within a 24-hour period, then,
yeah, sure, it's possible.
541
00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:30,589
Although [As Mr. T] I pity the fool!
542
00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:32,290
[Chuckles]
543
00:19:35,396 --> 00:19:37,229
Carlos: Think about it, Nate.
544
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:39,531
I'm a side sleeper. He's a side sleeper.
545
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:41,867
He likes snack chips.
I like snack chips.
546
00:19:41,902 --> 00:19:44,810
He reads his phone on the potty.
I read my phone on the potty.
547
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,684
Hey! If you ever look at my son
on the potty, I will break you.
548
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:48,588
Order!
549
00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:53,545
Look, you need official proof,
Mr. Camacho.
550
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,082
Judge, I got a DNA test
in a sealed thing here.
551
00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:00,285
The girl, as I suspected,
she's not mine.
552
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,286
Sorry, nanita.
553
00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:02,387
[Bleep] off.
554
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:06,124
But the boy, Jareb,
is a different story.
555
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:12,631
I need to take a recess
to look this all over.
556
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:15,333
Court is adjourned until Monday morning.
557
00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:19,404
I got you your own copy, mi amigo.
558
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,874
Sorry it had to come to this.
559
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,076
560
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,000
[Laughs]
561
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,061
It's about time.
562
00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:44,586
Am I a bastard yet or what?
563
00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:47,999
564
00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:07,190
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