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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,727 --> 00:00:03,357 Man: Why did they stay at a B&B?? 2 00:00:03,383 --> 00:00:04,435 Woman: It was a nice B&B. 3 00:00:04,436 --> 00:00:06,688 I thought the mission was that he had to get to Fort Lauderdale 4 00:00:06,688 --> 00:00:08,608 to get his job back in a blaze of glory. 5 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:09,971 Yeah, but the wife didn't know that. 6 00:00:09,972 --> 00:00:12,584 She likes B&Bs. It was a really nice B&B. 7 00:00:12,610 --> 00:00:15,545 What kind of people would stay at a place run by a pedophile? 8 00:00:15,546 --> 00:00:18,077 Plot twist... they didn't know that. 9 00:00:18,103 --> 00:00:19,750 That Russian girl was 16. 10 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:22,519 Yeah, but they assumed that the old guy was interested in the mom. 11 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,612 Are you almost done with him? I want my turn. 12 00:00:24,638 --> 00:00:26,522 Yeah. I'm about halfway through. 13 00:00:26,523 --> 00:00:28,958 14 00:00:29,327 --> 00:00:30,760 He's my brother she's my sister: another drink 15 00:00:30,761 --> 00:00:32,497 She's looking pretty now 16 00:00:32,498 --> 00:00:35,899 My feet, they stumble, will I be falling down? 17 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,234 All of a sudden 18 00:00:37,235 --> 00:00:41,506 I feel like talking to everyone 19 00:00:41,507 --> 00:00:44,674 But tell me when did my anxieties all go 20 00:00:44,675 --> 00:00:47,677 Am I a fool? I do not care or know 21 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:51,182 You see, I'm just a product of... 22 00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:52,917 [Fire alarm beeping] 23 00:00:52,918 --> 00:00:55,585 [Groans] Damn it. Ah-ha! 24 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:57,287 - [Beeping stops, magazine thuds] - God. 25 00:00:57,288 --> 00:00:59,122 I've got such a headache. 26 00:00:59,123 --> 00:01:00,457 That makes two of us. 27 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:02,259 The only thing helping me is this sweet tea. 28 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,195 - I swear I'm addicted to it. - My lord! [Chuckles] 29 00:01:04,196 --> 00:01:06,864 What... what is happening in here? 30 00:01:06,865 --> 00:01:09,416 We wanted to say "thank you," so we cooked for you. 31 00:01:09,442 --> 00:01:10,266 [Laughs] 32 00:01:10,267 --> 00:01:13,103 And at what ungodly temperature did we cook these eggs? 33 00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:14,596 Um, the temperature you cook eggs at... high. 34 00:01:14,622 --> 00:01:15,439 Ah, yeah, really hot. 35 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,108 [Chuckles] Yes, well, that is not cooking, Nate. 36 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:19,310 That is an egg-secution. [Chuckles] 37 00:01:19,311 --> 00:01:20,944 - Hey, before we leave... - Yes? 38 00:01:20,945 --> 00:01:22,346 - I wanna give you something. - No. 39 00:01:22,347 --> 00:01:24,781 Yes, please. I recently became ordained. 40 00:01:24,782 --> 00:01:28,119 Weird story. Um, and I wanna be the one to marry you guys. 41 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,153 - Wait. What?! - Yeah, what? 42 00:01:30,154 --> 00:01:31,579 Yeah. I think this is why I became a minister. 43 00:01:31,605 --> 00:01:32,489 No, you became a minister 44 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:34,459 to piss off that dude at the restaurant. 45 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:36,628 [Laughs] Oh, my Sweet Lord thundering Jesus! 46 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,528 Yeah, before you start crying there, Rob, 47 00:01:38,529 --> 00:01:40,197 we don't have time for a wedding. 48 00:01:40,198 --> 00:01:41,498 All I have to do is sign a piece of paper. 49 00:01:41,674 --> 00:01:43,375 W-would you have time for a little ceremony? 50 00:01:43,401 --> 00:01:44,228 God, no. 51 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:46,035 It would mean the world to my little lady. 52 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:46,657 Ew! 53 00:01:46,657 --> 00:01:49,359 Please, we'd be hitched by noon, I swear. 54 00:01:51,075 --> 00:01:54,711 - Okay. I'd be... I'd be honored to. - [Laughing] 55 00:01:54,712 --> 00:01:57,747 Oh, my lord! Oh! Mwah! Mwah! Oh! 56 00:01:57,748 --> 00:01:59,215 - Yeah, just... uh, no, no. - Mwah! 57 00:01:59,216 --> 00:02:03,152 Oh! Mwah! [Chuckles] Wait till I tell the ladies. 58 00:02:03,153 --> 00:02:05,517 - Okay, noon. Noon. - Oh, ladies? Ladies! 59 00:02:05,518 --> 00:02:07,386 What the hell? What's that about? 60 00:02:07,387 --> 00:02:08,821 I just wanna give them what we have. 61 00:02:08,822 --> 00:02:10,923 What we have is 500 miles to drive. 62 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:12,657 Yeah, but we came and we disrupted their lives, 63 00:02:12,658 --> 00:02:14,060 and I just feel like we owe them something. 64 00:02:14,061 --> 00:02:16,596 Yeah, we actually do... $230 for a night's stay. 65 00:02:16,597 --> 00:02:18,080 Or how about you can support me on this? 66 00:02:18,081 --> 00:02:19,781 I think it's disgusting. 67 00:02:19,782 --> 00:02:20,910 Whoa! What? 68 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:22,476 The two of them together is just gross! 69 00:02:22,477 --> 00:02:23,844 It should be illegal! 70 00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:25,313 All right, I'm done with this. 71 00:02:25,314 --> 00:02:27,314 - Come with me. - Dad, help me on this! 72 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:28,950 I'm not gonna help you, you little bigot. 73 00:02:28,951 --> 00:02:31,452 Let me show you something. 74 00:02:31,453 --> 00:02:33,254 See that crazy old man right there? 75 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:34,922 - He comes here every day... - Hey! 76 00:02:34,923 --> 00:02:36,624 To protest the love in this house. 77 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,125 Yeah, and he's right. 78 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:40,384 Certain people just don't belong together. 79 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,503 - Hold on. - What? 80 00:02:41,504 --> 00:02:42,437 I hope this is the fever talking. 81 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:45,107 This lack of compassion and tolerance is very disappointing. 82 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:48,368 - That is not the little girl I raised. - You guys are disgusting. 83 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,671 What was that? 84 00:02:49,672 --> 00:02:52,765 I told you, we should've had more Jewish friends. 85 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:54,558 [Whispers] You never told me that. 86 00:02:54,559 --> 00:02:58,896 Yeah, you suck! We're friends of the Jewish people! 87 00:02:58,897 --> 00:03:01,233 - We don't have any. - We've got a couple. 88 00:03:01,234 --> 00:03:03,402 No, not one. 89 00:03:03,403 --> 00:03:05,003 Nick is half Jewish. 90 00:03:05,004 --> 00:03:06,041 Who's Nick? 91 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:08,544 Man: Somewhere behind the mountains 92 00:03:08,545 --> 00:03:11,512 There is a place I figured out... 93 00:03:11,513 --> 00:03:13,915 [Music warps, rewinds] 94 00:03:13,916 --> 00:03:16,042 [Whirring sound] 95 00:03:16,811 --> 00:03:18,946 Vanessa, hey, it's Nate. I need to... 96 00:03:18,947 --> 00:03:20,716 oh, shit, this guy is rich. 97 00:03:20,716 --> 00:03:23,317 Hey, uh, uh, I need to know if you sent that product, okay? 98 00:03:23,318 --> 00:03:24,820 It's very important you call me, 99 00:03:24,821 --> 00:03:27,256 so pull your head out of that big mound of coke and... 100 00:03:27,257 --> 00:03:29,858 - [Beeps] - Hold on a sec. I think this is you. 101 00:03:29,859 --> 00:03:31,226 Hello? 102 00:03:31,227 --> 00:03:32,560 - [Laughing] - Hello? Vanessa? 103 00:03:32,561 --> 00:03:34,395 So you still coming down to Fort Lauderdale, 104 00:03:34,396 --> 00:03:36,598 - huh, you dipshit? - Uh, Gene? 105 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:39,133 G-Gene? Uh, no, I'm not coming to Fort Lauderdale. 106 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:40,735 Why would you think that? What? [Chuckles] 107 00:03:40,761 --> 00:03:43,732 Because you're still using the corporate credit card, you dummy. 108 00:03:43,732 --> 00:03:44,875 Listen, Nate, 109 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,308 I don't know why you're doing this. 110 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,641 I don't know if you're trying to embarrass me. 111 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,067 I don't know if you're trying to sell this product 112 00:03:50,068 --> 00:03:51,369 to another company. 113 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:54,958 Hey, man, I thought you cared about this company. 114 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:55,751 [Laughter] 115 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,127 Of course I care. What are you talking about, man? 116 00:03:58,128 --> 00:03:59,829 - I care more than anyone else. - Shh. 117 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:01,330 I put so much on the line for this! 118 00:04:01,331 --> 00:04:03,728 I lied to my wife, I lied to my family 119 00:04:03,754 --> 00:04:08,338 - because I care so goddamn much. - [Laughter] 120 00:04:08,339 --> 00:04:12,157 I told you he would cry, right? 121 00:04:12,183 --> 00:04:14,566 You girls owe me shots, shots, shots. 122 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:17,200 - Am I on speakerphone? - Oh, yeah. Me and the ladies, 123 00:04:17,201 --> 00:04:19,942 - we needed a new drinking game. - [Laughter] 124 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,205 So, uh, listen, I'll let you go. 125 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:23,373 You drive safe, sweetheart. 126 00:04:23,374 --> 00:04:24,440 [Laughter] 127 00:04:24,441 --> 00:04:26,234 No, you listen to me, sweetheart, okay? 128 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:28,687 I am coming to Fort Lauderdale, and when I get there, 129 00:04:28,713 --> 00:04:30,032 I am gonna find you 130 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:33,662 and I am going to [Bleep] you so [Bleep] hard, you... 131 00:04:33,688 --> 00:04:34,872 Mmm. 132 00:04:34,873 --> 00:04:38,238 I knew you were a bad guy. 133 00:04:38,316 --> 00:04:41,068 This is where I come to be bad. 134 00:04:41,069 --> 00:04:42,040 I'm a good guy. [Chuckles] 135 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,642 Ah. Good guy, bad guy, it's all perception. 136 00:04:45,476 --> 00:04:46,935 Me? I say I'm just a woman. 137 00:04:46,961 --> 00:04:48,952 You say I'm exceptional woman. 138 00:04:48,978 --> 00:04:51,569 - I never said that. - Yes, you do. I see how you look. 139 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,883 No, I look. I don't say that. 140 00:04:52,884 --> 00:04:54,308 Yeah, but, you know, in my village, 141 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:55,742 I'm just average woman. 142 00:04:55,744 --> 00:04:59,247 Like fourth most attractive sister in family. 143 00:04:59,248 --> 00:05:01,125 Bullshit. Don't buy that story for a second. Okay? 144 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:01,750 Yeah. 145 00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:03,438 You are, objectively, 146 00:05:03,464 --> 00:05:05,332 the most attractive woman in every village. 147 00:05:05,358 --> 00:05:06,100 [Clicks tongue] Aw. There are no absolutes. 148 00:05:06,101 --> 00:05:08,382 No, there are absolutely absolutes, okay? 149 00:05:08,382 --> 00:05:10,689 Vinyl? Absolutely overrated. 150 00:05:10,715 --> 00:05:13,583 Dr. Rob? Absolutely super-duper rich. 151 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:14,118 Yes. 152 00:05:14,143 --> 00:05:15,718 And absolutely the best car in this garage? 153 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,253 - Lime green 'cuda. - This American shit? 154 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:19,922 Point is, I'm a good guy. 155 00:05:19,923 --> 00:05:21,390 Oh, no, you're a bad guy, sweetheart. 156 00:05:21,391 --> 00:05:24,260 But... I keep your secret. 157 00:05:24,261 --> 00:05:26,162 [Singsongy] Bad guy. 158 00:05:26,163 --> 00:05:27,437 There's no secrets. 159 00:05:27,438 --> 00:05:29,067 See you later, bad guy. 160 00:05:29,068 --> 00:05:33,104 Bad guys don't turn that down. Okay? 161 00:05:33,105 --> 00:05:35,741 [Under breath] Jesus Christ. 162 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:37,614 What are you doing? 163 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,507 Watching my girlfriend. 164 00:05:40,237 --> 00:05:41,738 I got some bad news. 165 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:45,264 Your girlfriend's marrying that creepy old dude. 166 00:05:45,264 --> 00:05:46,400 That's just her Dad. 167 00:05:46,401 --> 00:05:49,303 - She was kissing him. - You kiss Dad. 168 00:05:49,304 --> 00:05:52,639 Not like that. 169 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,074 170 00:05:54,075 --> 00:05:55,642 [Candy rattles, bowls thuds] 171 00:05:55,643 --> 00:05:59,287 I cannot tell you how excited my baby is right now. 172 00:05:59,937 --> 00:06:01,605 So I'm not familiar with Jewish weddings. 173 00:06:01,607 --> 00:06:03,808 Is there anything special? A request you might have? 174 00:06:03,809 --> 00:06:06,475 We are far from traditionalists down here, Robin. 175 00:06:06,476 --> 00:06:09,854 Just speak from the h... oh. Dagnabbit. 176 00:06:09,855 --> 00:06:13,161 - Oh. - Oh, god. More protestors? 177 00:06:13,162 --> 00:06:14,497 Guess some folks from the church 178 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:15,833 must've gotten wind of the festivities. 179 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,704 I'm still so shocked that that kind of anti-semitism exists down here. 180 00:06:18,705 --> 00:06:20,858 Yes, well, it may not be just the Jewish thing. 181 00:06:20,884 --> 00:06:24,254 Yeah, but still, they're just backwards, pigheaded philistines. 182 00:06:24,255 --> 00:06:26,857 Some people have taken issue with our age difference. 183 00:06:26,858 --> 00:06:28,592 Well, she could be younger. I mean, hey. 184 00:06:28,593 --> 00:06:30,994 [Chuckles] Yes, well, legally, I suppose she could, 185 00:06:30,995 --> 00:06:32,261 but I couldn't very well 186 00:06:32,262 --> 00:06:33,730 push her down the aisle in a stroller. 187 00:06:33,731 --> 00:06:35,331 [Laughs loudly] 188 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:37,667 Still, even my late wife... 189 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:39,169 she came to me in a dream last night, 190 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:42,205 - told me, "it ain't right." - Listen to me. 191 00:06:42,467 --> 00:06:44,135 Your dead ghost wife is wrong. 192 00:06:44,161 --> 00:06:45,281 If you've been lucky enough to find love... 193 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:45,805 I have. 194 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,414 You have, so nothing should stop you from 195 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,066 grabbing onto it and holding onto it forever. 196 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:53,643 - [Chuckles] Oh! - Uh-oh. They're unloading the hate bus. 197 00:06:53,669 --> 00:06:56,305 Protestors: [Chanting] Not in our town! 198 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:57,898 Not in our town! 199 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,048 The racists down here are really organized. 200 00:07:00,049 --> 00:07:02,588 This makes me really, really angry. 201 00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:04,609 They're gonna ruin everything. Nate, go get rid of them. 202 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:06,510 No, no, no. Deep breath. Just ignore them. 203 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:08,825 I've learned to rise above the bigotry. 204 00:07:08,851 --> 00:07:11,421 Well, guess what, pal? I haven't. 205 00:07:11,476 --> 00:07:12,842 206 00:07:13,296 --> 00:07:14,865 'Cause I'm a good guy. 207 00:07:14,891 --> 00:07:16,157 Is he smoking a pipe? 208 00:07:16,183 --> 00:07:18,359 - Man: Get those signs up. - Bring it right back, Pedro. 209 00:07:18,359 --> 00:07:20,382 Man: You wanna make god happy? 210 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:22,711 Bigots. I hate bigots. 211 00:07:22,737 --> 00:07:24,339 Man: We don't approve! 212 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,805 - Hey! Hey! - [Shouting indistinctly] 213 00:07:25,806 --> 00:07:26,959 Get outta here! We're having a wedding! 214 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,329 Not if we have anything to say about it. 215 00:07:28,355 --> 00:07:28,830 Oh, yeah?! 216 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:30,664 - That's right. - Get outta here! Get outta here! 217 00:07:30,665 --> 00:07:31,699 [Woman screams] 218 00:07:31,725 --> 00:07:35,275 Let Carl and his young, beautiful child through! 219 00:07:35,301 --> 00:07:36,317 - Man: Why don't you stop doing that?! - Come on, Carl! 220 00:07:36,317 --> 00:07:38,017 - Get away from them! - Carl: Get away from the clown car... 221 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:40,688 - Nate: It's gonna be okay, sweetheart. - You asshole! 222 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,322 She shouldn't have to bear witness to your hate! 223 00:07:42,323 --> 00:07:44,791 You like that?! It's the hose of justice! 224 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:46,791 - The hose of just... oh. - [Stops spraying] 225 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:49,419 Well, obviously, I'm not gonna spray you. 226 00:07:49,445 --> 00:07:51,108 How can you defend him? 227 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,833 He's a pediatrician, for god sakes. 228 00:07:52,859 --> 00:07:54,359 We trusted him with our children. 229 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,535 Yeah, so did I, and he's got a very gentle hand. 230 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:58,335 Don't use us as propaganda! 231 00:07:58,361 --> 00:08:00,227 What are you guys doing over there? Get in here. 232 00:08:00,227 --> 00:08:02,104 - We're on the right side! - No, you're not! 233 00:08:02,104 --> 00:08:03,363 Fine, you're gonna have to spray... 234 00:08:03,364 --> 00:08:05,047 Dad, I can't believe you sprayed... aah! 235 00:08:05,073 --> 00:08:05,634 Protestors: Ohh! 236 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:06,059 Aah! 237 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,911 Get in here and get changed for the wedding. 238 00:08:08,912 --> 00:08:10,279 What the hell?! 239 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,679 Seriously! Aah! 240 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,842 We've got you on camera. You're gonna regret this. 241 00:08:13,843 --> 00:08:17,610 Really? Regret standing up against your ignorant prejudice? 242 00:08:17,611 --> 00:08:18,812 Yeah, go ahead. Tape me. 243 00:08:18,813 --> 00:08:22,439 Uh, my name is Nate Parker, and I stand for true love. 244 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:24,062 Put that on your Facebook pages. 245 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:25,929 I just did. Aah! 246 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,532 - Dad! - Aah! 247 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:29,268 Get in! 248 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:37,700 [Accordion playing] 249 00:08:38,278 --> 00:08:41,208 Although I've only officially been a minister for two days, 250 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,943 I feel like everything happens for a reason. 251 00:08:43,945 --> 00:08:47,580 And I'm so honored to stand here for love 252 00:08:47,581 --> 00:08:50,551 because love is right. 253 00:08:50,552 --> 00:08:52,286 Thank you for that. 254 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:54,421 Congratulations. 255 00:08:54,422 --> 00:08:59,627 [Plays Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" from "Lohengrin"] 256 00:09:04,499 --> 00:09:05,799 - Aw. - Oh. 257 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,100 258 00:09:08,101 --> 00:09:09,603 [Speaks Russian] 259 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:11,759 [Kisses] 260 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,428 Oh. 261 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:17,366 262 00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:24,139 [Sighs contentedly] 263 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:27,943 264 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,309 Is this a Jewish custom? 265 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:34,743 - [Accordion stops] - Oh! 266 00:09:34,744 --> 00:09:38,348 267 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:54,296 Whoo! My, my. [Clears throat] 268 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:57,099 - [Laughter] - Reverend Robin, the floor is... 269 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:59,435 All yours. [Chuckles] 270 00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:00,935 Holy shit. 271 00:10:00,936 --> 00:10:03,372 I don't think I can marry you. 272 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:05,801 Well, I don't wanna marry you. I-I wanna marry her. 273 00:10:05,801 --> 00:10:07,032 - [Men laugh] - Man: Hey, good one, Rob. 274 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,902 I-I can't do this 'cause she's 16. 275 00:10:08,903 --> 00:10:11,905 That's right. The numerical inversion of my 61. 276 00:10:11,906 --> 00:10:14,608 According to the ancient laws of Jewish mysticism, 277 00:10:14,609 --> 00:10:16,692 we complete each other. 278 00:10:16,692 --> 00:10:20,047 Gross. Nate? Do you wanna say something? 279 00:10:20,047 --> 00:10:21,915 [Lowered voice] I'm so sorry I sprayed you. 280 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,674 Whoa, now... now... now I'm an intuitive man. 281 00:10:23,675 --> 00:10:27,473 I'm starting to get the idea that you two don't approve of this union. 282 00:10:27,755 --> 00:10:29,563 Now whatever happened to, and I quote, 283 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:33,241 "What is wrong with these backwards, pigheaded philistines?" 284 00:10:33,242 --> 00:10:34,942 Oh, no, that's when I thought she was Jewish. 285 00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:36,100 Oksana: She is Jewish. 286 00:10:36,101 --> 00:10:38,234 What got to do with it? You are anti-semite? 287 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:41,206 No! I... hold... well, hold on. Is this even legal? 288 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:42,873 Well, of course it's legal. 289 00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:43,922 Man: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! _ 290 00:10:43,922 --> 00:10:44,742 [Gavel banging] 291 00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:45,662 [Men shout indistinctly] _ 292 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,577 We have been debating this for far too long! 293 00:10:47,578 --> 00:10:49,935 How old must a maid or a woman child be 294 00:10:49,935 --> 00:10:51,316 to enter the bonds of matrimony? 295 00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:52,649 - [Men shout indistinctly] - 13! 296 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,152 - 12! - 10! 297 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,452 - [Gavel banging] - 7! 298 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:57,447 Why even even put a number on it? 299 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,892 Because the federal elitists are suggesting 18. 300 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,893 - [Men shout indistinctly] - No! It's our choice! 301 00:11:02,894 --> 00:11:08,331 - That's why I am proposing 16. - No! It's too old! 302 00:11:08,332 --> 00:11:10,768 They call it lucky 7 for a reason! 303 00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:13,104 Man: 14 with father's consent! _ 304 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,638 Well, y'all oughta get some perspective. 305 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:17,543 Why, in Uzbekistan, girls get married 306 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:20,145 at the first hint of a menstrual cycle. 307 00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:21,012 Ew! 308 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:21,704 [Lowered voice] If he comes at you, 309 00:11:21,704 --> 00:11:23,587 punch to the throat, swift kick to the balls, okay? 310 00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:26,242 - This doesn't feel right. - But it is right. 311 00:11:26,243 --> 00:11:29,257 Your ex-wife... she haunts you. Even she thinks this is wrong. 312 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:32,126 Oh, grow up, Robin. There's no such thing as ghosts. 313 00:11:32,127 --> 00:11:33,829 Nate, can you please help me? 314 00:11:40,636 --> 00:11:42,804 Technically... 315 00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:44,838 He's right. 316 00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:45,769 - What? - Yes. 317 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:50,321 I... but you're also right. It feels... Very wrong. 318 00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:53,391 - Yeah. - But that is not for you to judge. 319 00:11:53,392 --> 00:11:55,228 You know, if... if he wants to do this... 320 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:55,529 I do. 321 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,597 And she, for some reason, wants to do this... 322 00:11:58,623 --> 00:12:00,528 - Yes, please. - Nate: And she approves... 323 00:12:00,529 --> 00:12:02,529 - Yes, of course. - Then... 324 00:12:05,066 --> 00:12:06,668 Well, it sounds like we just completed our vows. 325 00:12:06,669 --> 00:12:08,569 Robin, let's make this official. 326 00:12:09,764 --> 00:12:11,113 Somebody please object. 327 00:12:11,114 --> 00:12:14,448 I object! Because I love her! 328 00:12:14,449 --> 00:12:17,685 - [Speaks Russian] - I know so much about you! 329 00:12:17,686 --> 00:12:20,787 I know you like snack chips. I like snack chips! 330 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:24,023 You're a side sleeper. I'm a side sleeper, right? 331 00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:25,959 You read a magazine on the potty. 332 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,560 I read my phone on the potty! 333 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:30,660 Whoa. Sounds like somebody made an unauthorized access 334 00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:32,161 into the eagle's nest. 335 00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:36,976 Oh, now hush. Security system. It's my walls, my rules. 336 00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:39,089 Mom, Dad, can she come with us?! 337 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:42,326 - Oh. - Leave this old dirtbag. Come with me! 338 00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:45,328 [Speaks Russian] ...Dirtbag. He wrestle bear. 339 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:48,532 - Okay, well, about that... - N-Nate! Now don't you dare! 340 00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:49,619 - I'd like to say something. - Nate. 341 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:50,746 - No. - Nate. 342 00:12:50,747 --> 00:12:51,914 [Speaks Russian] 343 00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:54,516 It wasn't so much a real bear as it was just... 344 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,251 You use creepy friend's suit? 345 00:12:56,252 --> 00:12:57,086 [Giggles] 346 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:59,223 You... you hold me up to impossible standards! 347 00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:01,150 Putin kill bear with bare hands! 348 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,715 Oh, with your Russian propaganda! 349 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,539 Svetlana, please, now don't be such a child. 350 00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:06,140 [Crying] 351 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,286 No, that's the point. She is... she is a child! 352 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,152 - That's the whole point! - Go get her. 353 00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:10,655 I-I'm going! 354 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:11,299 Nuh-unh, pal. 355 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:12,794 - Whoa! Now, now, now, now, now. - Son, son, son. 356 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,996 - Easy. - Put down that hose... 357 00:13:13,997 --> 00:13:15,086 - Easy. - Young man. 358 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,319 - What are you doing? - Dr. Rob: Think before you act. 359 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,514 - No. - This cannot be undone. 360 00:13:17,515 --> 00:13:19,083 - Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. - You are aiming that. 361 00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:21,459 Damn it! Give it to me! Give it to me! Let go! 362 00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:22,264 Uhh! 363 00:13:22,358 --> 00:13:23,964 You are a repugnant little boy! 364 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:25,998 Hey, do not talk to my son that way. 365 00:13:25,999 --> 00:13:27,267 366 00:13:27,293 --> 00:13:28,825 You are guests... 367 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,385 this is my wedding, for god's sake! 368 00:13:30,504 --> 00:13:32,340 I can do this all day, pal. 369 00:13:35,238 --> 00:13:36,936 370 00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:39,805 Oh, I don't know, Nate. 371 00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:42,037 We can't just leave her in the grizzled hands of a predator. 372 00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:43,738 - Well, we can't take her either. - Why not? 373 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,889 Because that would be abducting her. 374 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,223 I know, but she's just a child, Nate. 375 00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:49,092 Mm-hmm, and that's called child abduction, 376 00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:50,960 which is a crime, unlike what they're doing. 377 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,295 So you're just gonna side with him? 378 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:54,452 I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do! 379 00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:56,031 You think you're saving her 380 00:13:56,031 --> 00:13:58,332 from beautiful life as wife of rich doctor, 381 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,200 followed by even better life 382 00:14:00,201 --> 00:14:02,502 as widow of rich doctor with no heirs? 383 00:14:02,503 --> 00:14:04,369 Well, there has to be more to marriage than money. 384 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,830 - You think she gold digger? - No, I think you gold digger. 385 00:14:06,856 --> 00:14:08,706 Look at you with your bracelets and that ring. 386 00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:11,739 That ring. How much did you pay for that ring? 387 00:14:11,741 --> 00:14:13,276 I told you. He rich doctor. 388 00:14:14,191 --> 00:14:16,174 So you're marrying off your child to this guy 389 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:19,309 simply because he's a doctor? This guy doctor. You marry him? 390 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,935 Oh. You... you a doctor? 391 00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:22,164 No. No, he's not. He's not a doctor. 392 00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:24,915 Well, no. I went to school for microbiology. 393 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:25,228 Mm-hmm. 394 00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:27,065 - That's not medical school. - I know, but I took the M.C.A.T.S. 395 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,022 - He failed the M.C.A.T.S. - I could've passed them if I wanted to. 396 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:31,017 But you didn't. 397 00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:33,185 - I know, but I could have. - How? 398 00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,987 - By studying harder. - Is she coming with us or not? 399 00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,981 [Sighs deeply] Sweetheart, I'm so sorry. 400 00:14:38,982 --> 00:14:41,251 You're gonna have to say your goodbyes. 401 00:14:41,253 --> 00:14:44,254 But I leave here knowing that at the very least, 402 00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:46,277 I wasn't the one to do your bidding, 403 00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:48,012 because I'm a good person. 404 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,012 [Mouths words] 405 00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,549 [Crying] 406 00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:56,953 Oh, shit. Nate. The champagne. Can you drive? 407 00:14:56,954 --> 00:14:59,021 Yeah. 408 00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:00,891 She... she likes her drink. 409 00:15:00,892 --> 00:15:02,493 [Mouths word] 410 00:15:03,994 --> 00:15:10,335 Woman: She was only 16, looking for an escape 411 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:18,210 Turned the key in the ignition and drove away 412 00:15:20,143 --> 00:15:23,333 And she never looked back to the... 413 00:15:23,359 --> 00:15:25,214 [Brakes screech] 414 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,749 - [Thud] - Crowd: Oh! 415 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,718 Well, well, well, looks like we find ourselves 416 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,020 back in Tienanmen square. 417 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:32,493 You know, for 20 years, I was ashamed of who I was, 418 00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:35,174 living with a woman my own age? Audrey. [Spits] 419 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:36,350 Sham of a marriage. 420 00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:39,384 Finally, the old battle-ax dies. I get a chance to be myself. 421 00:15:39,385 --> 00:15:41,219 Oh, what... and what is that? A-a creep? 422 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,622 - Oh, I'm a creep? - Yeah. 423 00:15:42,623 --> 00:15:45,324 'Cause I have a predilection for fine young pussy? 424 00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:47,627 - [Women gasp] - Um, yeah. 425 00:15:47,628 --> 00:15:50,128 Well, sorry I'm not wired like you all, Nate. 426 00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:52,091 Sorry we can't all be like you and Robin here, 427 00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:55,261 on the same schedule towards incontinence and diverticulitis. 428 00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:55,887 No. 429 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,250 All right, buddy, just move out of the way. 430 00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,067 No, frankly, I don't give a possum's dirty derriere 431 00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:01,868 y'all approve of these nuptials or not. 432 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,737 But, Robin, now you agreed to perform a ceremony. 433 00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:07,007 Paperwork is done. I just need you to sign it, 434 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,817 make it legal. Then y'all can be on your way. 435 00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:10,952 Oh, no, I'm not doing that. You can't have my signature. 436 00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:12,018 Sign the damn papers! 437 00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:14,756 Hey, buddy, I will run you over, I swear to god. 438 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:18,192 You know how much I spent to get her to love me? 50 g's! 439 00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:21,296 For what? Smelly socks and pictures of her on a balance beam. 440 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:23,969 Ohh, listen to you yourself. You bought her. 441 00:16:23,995 --> 00:16:26,464 I have tried to [Bleep] American girls! 442 00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:27,458 - Men: Whoa! - They just won't have me! 443 00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:28,635 That's it, buddy. I'm gonna run you over. 444 00:16:28,661 --> 00:16:29,195 [Starts engine] 445 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:34,199 I vare you! Dairy to... Stare da haven-pertuw-lawn! 446 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,536 - Sorry, what? - Very derst, derison. 447 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:42,141 Burtation. Derson da bison feshzerpickles! 448 00:16:42,142 --> 00:16:43,675 - Is he talking in tongues? - [Dr. Rob shouts indistinctly] 449 00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:45,411 I think he's having a stroke. 450 00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:48,714 [Shouts indistinctly] 451 00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:49,915 - [Grunts] Oh! - [All gasp] 452 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:51,717 - I think he's stroking out. - Yeah. 453 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:52,118 You hit him. 454 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,318 What are you talking about? I didn't hit him. 455 00:16:53,319 --> 00:16:54,853 - You hit him! - No, I didn't! 456 00:16:54,854 --> 00:16:57,222 - We're peaceful protestors here. - He's faking. 457 00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:58,824 He's fa... he's clearly faking. Get up. 458 00:16:58,825 --> 00:17:00,425 [Speaks Russian] He's dying! 459 00:17:00,426 --> 00:17:03,027 Too soon! Too soon! They're not married yet! 460 00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:05,665 Your son... doctor. Tell him do something. 461 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,398 - What? Oh. He's not... - no, I... 462 00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:10,002 - he's not my son. - No, but I could've been a doctor. 463 00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:12,070 [Siren wails] 464 00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:14,240 [Mumbling indistinctly] 465 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,907 [Woman speaking indistinctly over P.A.] 466 00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:18,217 You know, is easy to protest. 467 00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:21,854 Show up with sign, saying, "I no like! It's no right!" 468 00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:24,356 But then what? But what is the solution? 469 00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:26,657 What do you do about it? Send back to Russia, 470 00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:29,040 - live in shit village? - I didn't think about that. 471 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,044 I know. Nobody thinks about it. 472 00:17:31,123 --> 00:17:35,293 It's okay. It's all right. [Sighs deeply] I think. 473 00:17:35,294 --> 00:17:38,462 [Inhales sharply] You take care of us now. 474 00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:42,842 Yes. I can be mistress. I will wear heels for him. 475 00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:45,712 Sorry. That's only solution. 476 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:48,348 Can I get you something? 477 00:17:48,349 --> 00:17:49,216 A candy bar? 478 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,459 Svetlana: No. But I would like clothes, 479 00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:54,192 shelter, money for life of travel. 480 00:17:54,193 --> 00:17:56,461 Cosmetic procedures. 481 00:17:56,462 --> 00:17:58,663 Yeah, I don't think I can afford that. 482 00:17:58,664 --> 00:18:01,534 And what if you were to impregnate me? 483 00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:04,913 That's... 484 00:18:05,865 --> 00:18:06,858 Who's the next of kin? 485 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:09,485 Uh, should be my daughter. They're engaged to be married. 486 00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:12,167 Okay. Um, well, it looks like the internal bleeding is... 487 00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:13,554 they'd already be married 488 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:15,189 if it wasn't for his judgmental mother. 489 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,823 Okay, well, he's feeling up for a visit, 490 00:18:18,824 --> 00:18:21,457 so you're welcome to come in and see him. 491 00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:23,928 [Dr. Rob mumbling indistinctly] 492 00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:26,531 [Woman speaking indistinctly over P.A.] 493 00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,753 - Okay, let's get the hell out of here. - [Door closes] 494 00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:30,246 - Yeah, I think we're done. - Yeah, let's get out of here. 495 00:18:30,246 --> 00:18:34,499 No. I think you should marry them. 496 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,501 - What? - Svetlana deserves a better life. 497 00:18:37,503 --> 00:18:41,238 And once she gets her money problem under control, 498 00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:43,072 she can find me, and I can... 499 00:18:43,073 --> 00:18:44,967 I can put a baby in her. 500 00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,834 No. No, no. Don't... 501 00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,470 - No. No. - Fix that. 502 00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:50,739 - Nate: Never put a baby in a Russian. - Robin: No. 503 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,574 [Curtain rings swoosh] 504 00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:56,144 Are you absolutely, like, 125% sure? 505 00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:58,700 So, so sure that this is what you want? 506 00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,101 Pozhaluysta. da. 507 00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:02,237 Okay. [Sighs] And you? 508 00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:04,072 - [Groans] - Do you take this young, young... 509 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:04,765 [Dr. Rob groans] 510 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,843 God, she's so young... young, young girl... 511 00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:09,713 - [Groans] - To be your awfully wedded wife? 512 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:12,560 You gotta honor and cherish and obey her 513 00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:16,898 for the rest of your quite possibly few remaining days? 514 00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,067 - [Grunts] - So... Okay, that's a "yes." 515 00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:20,834 All right, by the power vested in me 516 00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:22,838 - and this web site, I really... - [Pen drops] 517 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:24,938 Regret joining, I now pronounce you man and wife. 518 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:25,734 You may kiss the bride, 519 00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:27,080 but don't do it in front of me. Don't do it in front of me. 520 00:19:27,106 --> 00:19:27,505 [Squeals] 521 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:28,750 I don't wanna see it. I don't wanna see it. 522 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,174 [Grunting] 523 00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:30,376 - [Monitor beeping rapidly] - [Grunts] 524 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:33,074 As you can see, he'll never fully recover, 525 00:19:33,075 --> 00:19:34,775 particularly the lower part of his body. 526 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,977 Well... That's good for you. 527 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:40,247 [Slurring] I can still use my tongue. 528 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:41,918 Nate? 529 00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:48,739 Hi, this is Nate Parker. I'm a guest at the hotel. 530 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:52,210 Um, has... has a package arrived for me yet? 531 00:19:52,211 --> 00:19:54,880 Nothing? Really? Okay. Um, can you call me if it does? 532 00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:57,216 - Okay, thank you. Bye. - I wanted to say thank you. 533 00:19:57,217 --> 00:20:00,185 You have no idea what you have done for my daughter and me. 534 00:20:00,186 --> 00:20:02,654 - Told you I was a good guy. - Woman: So did you see the old dude 535 00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:03,889 who got married to that teenager? 536 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,356 Woman: I know. It's disgusting. 537 00:20:05,357 --> 00:20:07,432 How much you wanna bet they're actually poisoning him? 538 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,932 What? No, his toxicology was clean. 539 00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,435 I know. I had the same thing a few years ago. 540 00:20:12,436 --> 00:20:14,303 They use antifreeze. 541 00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:15,705 It's sweet-tasting and undetectable. 542 00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:17,272 And over time, it rips the guy apart. 543 00:20:17,273 --> 00:20:19,403 - Who the hell poisons people? - Russians. 544 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,087 [Curtain rings swoosh] 545 00:20:24,616 --> 00:20:26,081 No, you do. I see how you look. 546 00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:30,388 Well, of course I look. I'm not that good of a guy. 547 00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:36,291 I-I was just making a joke. 548 00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,160 I know you wouldn't... 549 00:20:38,161 --> 00:20:40,130 We have to go. 550 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,376 I know what you're thinking. I am bad guy. 551 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:48,378 No. No. I am thinking you're murderer. 552 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:51,148 Am I killing a man or am I killing a monster? 553 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,182 You see my daughter. She is child. 554 00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:55,285 You were just thanking me for doing this! 555 00:20:55,613 --> 00:20:56,447 It's disgusting! 556 00:20:56,473 --> 00:20:59,667 Do you know how much of that sweet tea I drank? 557 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,138 No, it's a small dose. It's nothing. 558 00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:04,405 And man like you absorb, no problem. 559 00:21:04,406 --> 00:21:05,941 Oh, now you're calling me fat? 560 00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:08,343 No, you're not fat. Listen, what I'm saying is that 561 00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:10,246 with all the amount of secrets between us, 562 00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:12,615 we have only the bad parts of an affair. 563 00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:14,750 We don't have the good parts. 564 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,349 So, um, what do you say? 565 00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:18,550 One quickie? One for the road? Deal? 566 00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:20,319 We'll have sex, and then I'll shut up about this? 567 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,319 Yes, you shut up. 568 00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:24,022 And we, what, do it beside the dead guy? 569 00:21:24,023 --> 00:21:28,061 Well, no talking there. We can go there or there. You choose. 570 00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:30,729 You're insane. 571 00:21:30,730 --> 00:21:32,766 Insane. 572 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,038 - [Clicks tongue] - Absolutely insane! 573 00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:36,146 Come back. 574 00:21:36,147 --> 00:21:39,016 - Bad guy, come on. - I'm a good guy. 575 00:21:43,629 --> 00:21:46,851 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com - 576 00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:51,451 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43649

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