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Okay, let's recap.
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Oh, we're recapping? Is
that what we're doing?
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Yep.
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No shit. That's all we've been
doing for the last two hours.
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And the only thing you need to know
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is that my kids were deathly ill...
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is that because you
force-fed 'em oysters
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at a landlocked roadside restaurant?
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Why are you so interested in all this?
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It's not just me. You've got
everybody's attention.
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[Murmuring]
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We can't put 'em in that vomit
comet for the next eight hours.
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It's just food poisoning. It'll pass.
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- Why are there no hotel rooms here?
- We're not staying in a hotel...
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Mr. and Mrs. Parker! Wait.
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Now y'all forgot two very important
but medically necessary items.
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[Laughs] Aw.
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Oh. Lollies. Thank you.
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- That's so sweet.
- Southern hospitality.
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- Yes, ma'am?
- Let's go.
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Um, do you know why there are no
hotel rooms available in this area?
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The azaleas are blossomin', and the
people have come to bear witness.
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Now that said, I happen to know of a
very nice B&B just a couple towns over.
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- Yeah, we're not B&B people. Thanks.
- Well, now are you sure?
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- Let's go.
- It's got a lot of character.
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- Yeah, that's code for "bedbugs."
- Well, now I know the owner,
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and I guarantee he's gonna
make y'all feel like royalty.
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- Is it you?
- It is.
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- Aw.
- It is indeed. [Laughs]
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Well, the owner's gonna have
a little extra vacancy tonight.
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[Singsongy] Bye-ee!
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- What is your problem?
- I'm sorry I'm not as charmed
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by all the southern
hospitality B.S. as you are.
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- Whoa!
- [Brakes screech]
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[Chuckles] Well... He's back.
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Look at me, pulling my own
little Tiananmen Square here.
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Last pitch... white horses,
comfy beds for the kids to rest in,
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and Dr. Rob's very own sippin' vodka.
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- Y'all think it over, won't you?
- We will. Thank you.
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Who the hell drinks vodka?
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Come on. We should at
least take a look at it.
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[Birds chirping]
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It's not so great.
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[Hooves clopping]
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What a douche.
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Man:
Somewhere behind the mountains
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There is a place I figured out...
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[Music warps, rewinds]
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[Whirring sound]
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You know, this house just
celebrated her 197th birthday.
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Been in my family's
possession the entire time.
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Oh, I love everything about it.
I wanna live here.
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[Chuckles] Yeah? Where'd
you keep the slaves?
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- Honey.
- What?
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No, no, Robin. He's absolutely right.
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They were housed down in the basement...
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See?
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To rest up for their journey north
on the underground rail road.
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See?
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This home is unofficially known as
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"the place that freed 10,000 people."
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- Or slaves, as you call them, Nate.
- Yep.
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[Thump, whir, click]
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[Creaking]
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Female voice: Hello, Dr.
Rob. Welcome back.
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[Button clicks] No activity to report.
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What's this channel?
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[Button clicks]
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No activity to... human
activity detected.
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What's this kid looking at, huh?
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Oh. Ohh. He's looking at me.
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Dummy.
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Oh, these berries taste like
heaven, if it existed.
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- How's your sweet tea?
- Ugh. It tastes like chemicals.
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Mmm, the smell of the lawn.
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Yeah, can you imagine having to mow it?
No, thanks.
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This is the vacation I deserve.
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We've got a beach
vacation waiting for us.
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- Come on.
- What are you talking about?
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Look, we're not beach people.
You know that.
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- Yes, we are.
- The only reason we're doing this
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is because it coincides
with your convention.
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- I mean, let's just skip it.
- I can't.
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All right, what's better...
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boring speeches and
rumpled suits or this?
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I said no.
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[Sighs deeply] You know what?
I'm... I'm just...
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I'm getting really tired of you
making all the decisions here.
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I can make some decisions. Watch this.
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- I'm getting an award.
- What?
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I-it's a big award. A work award.
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- I was gonna surprise you.
- Babe! Oh, my god, that's...
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That's why you were acting so weird!
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- I knew something was up.
- Yeah, I was. That was why.
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- Did you think I was having an affair?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yeah, I was horrified.
- What? What does that mean?
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What? Oh, no! There's plenty
of chubby lovers out there.
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Robin! Nate! Y'all come.
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We'll take Rhett Butler here for a ride.
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- Oh, let's go do that.
- Come on.
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Yeah, you go on with Foghorn Leghorn.
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I'm gonna go rest my big, fat eyes.
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Dr. Rob: Sorry I couldn't
let you ride him today, Robin.
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- He's temperamental...
- Oh.
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'Cause the mares are in estrus.
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Oh, that's okay. This is just as good.
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My late wife... she'd spend all day
strolling the grounds like this.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. When did she pass?
- Oh, no, no, years ago.
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Workers say she still
roams these fields.
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You believe in heavenly spirits, Robin?
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Oh. I really...
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I-I do. I do. I do. [Sighs]
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Funny. When I look into
your eyes, I see my Audrey...
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Oh.
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Picking bluebells, full
of childlike wonder.
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Oh. [Chuckles]
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What would make Robin happy
on this perfect spring day?
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- Me?
- Mm.
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Oh, I don't know. Been a long
time since anyone's asked me that.
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[Chuckles] Well, I'm askin'.
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Okay, then what would make me happy
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is to know that you're happy...
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Oh.
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To know that you could find love again.
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Oh. Don't you worry. I have.
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Oh. I snagged me a
beautiful young fianc?e.
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- Oh.
- Yes, ma'am. Gorgeous...
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[Chuckles] Young Russian girl.
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Oh, well, look... look at that. Mmm.
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- See? Happy now.
- Aw.
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[Muffled dance music playing]
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Woman:
some girl want oil
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some girl want gold
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some girl want timber
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[Russian accent, off-key]
to those I say niet
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It's a deep water four season pot
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That make me wet
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So wet
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Ukraine we did annex,
then we come for Czech
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Moldova annex, Poland annex
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Maybe you be next
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Ukraine we did annex,
then we come for Czech
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Georgia annex,
Uzbekistan, nah, train wreck
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Ri Li Li Li, Li Li Li, Li, Li, Li
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Ri Li Li Li, Li, Li, Li...
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Please, don't stop. Uh,
you've got a gorgeous voice.
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Ohh. Thank you. Everybody say it's shit.
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[High-pitched voice] What?
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[Normal voice] Come on. No!
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No, it's... it's a full-bodied... Sound
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that is just... Very special.
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Mm.
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What are you... what are you cooking
there? It smells delicious.
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Oh, uh, shchi. Cabbage soup. You try?
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, please, I see you're too skinny.
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What? [Chuckles]
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You are the first woman who's called
me that in, oh, about 11 years.
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[Giggles]
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I am Oksana. I live with Rob.
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Oh. I'm Nate. I live with, uh...
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I am glad you're here.
I need help cooking.
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Yeah. Please remove dress.
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Uh... Sorry. S... uh, what?
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It's very expensive.
I can't get flour on.
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Unzip and take off now, please.
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I don't know if I'm allowed to...
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Don't be weak. Dough
is in critical stage.
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- Unzip!
- Yeah.
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Okay, yeah. I mean,
if it's for the dough, sure.
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- I mean...
- Quickly.
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- Yep. I just...
- Just pull it down.
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Yep, I got it. I got how zippers work.
Oh. [Zipper whirs]
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- Here we go.
- Take off the dress.
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- All the way off?
- Yes.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep. Yep.
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- Oh, come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.
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Yep, okay. There we go.
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Mmm. Right?
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Strong hands.
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You like vodka?
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Ohh. I really...
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Really do.
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Mmm. Russian.
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Yeah. Of all the clear spirits...
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- Drink.
- My favorite.
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- Cheers.
- Mmm.
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Mmm. [Gulps]
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I honestly cannot say enough about her.
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If you love her this much,
you should marry her.
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[Sighs] I would if I could.
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Sadly, it's been difficult finding
anyone willing to officiate.
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- Why?
- Well, for starters, she's Jewish.
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Are you kidding me?
Because she's Jewish?
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- Well...
- What is wrong with the south?
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And with her visa
expiring and whatnot...
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I'm actually in danger of losing her...
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[Voice breaks] Forever.
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[Crying] No.
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I'm sorry. I love her.
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I've never seen a man
so in touch with his emotions.
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- You know my husband, Nate?
- [Cries]
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- He tries to be real macho.
- Now you hush.
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You're making your husband
sound like some dumb goon.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you hear me knocking
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Putin's at your door?
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-
Do you hear me knocking
- Whoa!
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Putin's at your door
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I say "annex"
you say "yes"
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[Laughs]
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What am I witnessing?
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We're cookin'. We're just cookin'.
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Nate, I see you've met Oksana.
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[Glasses clink]
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[Both laughing]
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What?
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What? She didn't wanna
get flour on her nice dress.
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Woman:
you say "annex, I say "yes"
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[Button clicks]
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Female voice: No activity to report.
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[Button clicks] No activity to report.
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[Button clicks] Human activity detected.
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Why, hello there.
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Who are you? You're so beautiful.
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No. W-where are you going? Wait! No! No!
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- No activity to report.
- Where'd you go? Wait.
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- Human activity detected.
- No!
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Nice try, buddy. She's mine.
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I think I have it. Here it comes. And...
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- [Clack]
- Oh!
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- Try to level best.
- Good try.
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Bless you. Bless you.
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All right, are we ready to play?
[Kisses]
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Oh, god.
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[Exhales deeply]
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[Clack]
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Boom! [Laughs]
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- Spirited young man.
- He's an idiot.
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[Warren Zevon's "Werewolves
of London" playing]
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I saw a werewolf with
a Chinese menu in his hand
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No look. No look. I'm looking at you.
246
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Boom! Whoo-whoo-hoo!
247
00:09:44,764 --> 00:09:46,183
Soho in the rain
248
00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:48,591
[Under breath] Stop doing that.
Stop doing that. Uhh! Yes!
249
00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:50,626
Top off your iced tea, old man.
250
00:09:50,652 --> 00:09:52,652
You're gonna be sitting
on the bench for a while.
251
00:09:52,653 --> 00:09:54,900
- Just wrong.
-
beef chow mein
252
00:09:54,926 --> 00:09:57,793
Watch this. Ready? Ready for it?
253
00:09:57,795 --> 00:10:00,162
Aaahoo
ho-ho-ho!
254
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,164
Aw! Yeah!
255
00:10:01,854 --> 00:10:04,175
You're aware of how you're
coming across right now, right?
256
00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:05,946
Yeah, awesomely.
257
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,705
Okay, all right, I'm just gonna...
258
00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,507
I'm just gonna record you so you can...
[Touchscreen clicks]
259
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,518
Watch yourself being a douche.
260
00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:12,644
She hates it when I gloat.
261
00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,581
"She"?
262
00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:16,557
Why be embarrassed to celebrate?
It's very macho.
263
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,068
See? Somebody like.
264
00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:21,571
- [Camera shutter clicks]
- Okay, now show me how to hold.
265
00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:22,939
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
266
00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:23,599
- [Mallet thuds]
- Okay?
267
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,251
So how did you, uh meet your...
[Loudly] Fianc?e?
268
00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:29,894
Oh, I suppose it's the same
"new" story. We met online.
269
00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,895
Yes, there are many common interests
leading to a love match...
270
00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:36,088
no smoking, no public
beatings, no shit bed.
271
00:10:36,089 --> 00:10:37,759
- These type of things.
- Oh.
272
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,842
- In Russia, I'm the perfect man.
- [Girl giggles]
273
00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:41,991
Oh, now there's my little peanut.
274
00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,432
Where you been hiding yourself? Mmm.
275
00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,087
Isn't she gorgeous?
276
00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:47,645
She's beautiful. Wow,
you're such a young mom.
277
00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:50,981
Yes, in Russia, we have children
early so body bounce back.
278
00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:52,576
You Americans wait too long.
279
00:10:52,577 --> 00:10:55,477
You must have been in your 20s
when you decided to have Nate.
280
00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,792
- I'm his wife.
- [Laughs]
281
00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,294
I'm his wife. I'm his wife, so...
282
00:11:00,773 --> 00:11:02,275
- It's my turn.
- No, it's not, mom.
283
00:11:02,276 --> 00:11:02,910
You staked out.
284
00:11:02,935 --> 00:11:04,810
No, I just went through the penult.
It's still my go.
285
00:11:04,812 --> 00:11:06,627
Your ball's a rover.
You don't get an extra shot
286
00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:08,828
- for running a wicket. Look it up.
- All right, I will.
287
00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:10,508
- Oh, my god. That's...
- Mm-hmm?
288
00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:12,304
[Touchscreen clicking] That's literally
the most annoying thing in the world.
289
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,714
Literally the most annoying
thing in the world?
290
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,867
Of all the things in the
world, this is literally
291
00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:21,155
- the thing that annoys you most?
- No, that is the most annoying thing.
292
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,264
That... Whatever. Just go.
293
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,090
Ohh! 'Cause you looked it up,
and I was right!
294
00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:26,783
- No.
- Yep.
295
00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,050
- No.
- Watch this.
296
00:11:29,052 --> 00:11:30,585
- [Clack]
- Clear technical foul!
297
00:11:30,587 --> 00:11:31,920
What? That was a clean roquet!
298
00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,155
Tik tik! Tik tik! Double hit!
299
00:11:34,157 --> 00:11:35,824
Boom! My go.
300
00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,097
Oksana, if you would be so kind
301
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,497
to please step on my ball?
302
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,982
Yes. Gently? Or you prefer
intense pressure?
303
00:11:42,983 --> 00:11:45,150
Oh, let's go with something
different. A little intensity.
304
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:48,444
- You ready for this?
- I'm v... I was born ready, babe.
305
00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:49,444
Ooh!
306
00:11:49,446 --> 00:11:51,279
- Oh, ho ho ho!
-
aaahoo
307
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:53,848
Ooh! [Imitates gunshot]
308
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:58,402
- Now that is a clean roquet. Uhh!
-
aaahoo
309
00:12:00,973 --> 00:12:04,942
My hands are so soft.
I love this lotion.
310
00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:07,077
Hmm? Why isn't this thing working?
311
00:12:07,079 --> 00:12:10,096
What the hell's wrong with this thing?
312
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,897
[Sighs deeply]
313
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:15,434
[Creaking] [Button clicks]
314
00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,769
- How you feeling, pal?
- I feel good.
315
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,372
You know, I really love this place.
316
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,794
You know what? I'm starting
to feel the same way.
317
00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:24,167
I love this sweet tea.
318
00:12:24,168 --> 00:12:26,333
Dad, what's love?
319
00:12:26,335 --> 00:12:30,137
What... What is... [Inhales sharply]
320
00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:32,253
Um... [inhales sharply]
321
00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:35,389
Um... [sighs] Um...
322
00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:36,791
[Groans] Jeez.
323
00:12:37,453 --> 00:12:39,620
Thought I had some time
before this conversation.
324
00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:42,841
Is it when you wanna know
a person and talk to the person
325
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,591
and just... just know everything
about the person?
326
00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:46,366
Yeah. Sure, that...
that's part of it, yeah.
327
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,306
And you just wanna smell them and
328
00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:49,809
just crawl through the mirror
329
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,675
and just help them comb their hair?
330
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:54,001
You have friends at school, right, pal?
331
00:12:54,002 --> 00:12:56,869
Yeah, just... It feels
really good inside.
332
00:12:56,871 --> 00:12:58,426
Like... like, really good.
333
00:12:58,427 --> 00:12:59,774
Feels great. I know it.
334
00:12:59,775 --> 00:13:01,074
And it's perfectly natural.
335
00:13:01,076 --> 00:13:03,297
Just... One thing to keep in mind
336
00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:05,082
is we shouldn't do it all the time.
337
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,747
- But it's all I can think about.
- Trust me. [Chuckles]
338
00:13:07,773 --> 00:13:09,784
Sometimes I'm there with you, pal,
339
00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:12,115
like six, seven, eight times a day.
340
00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,482
I just wanna tell the whole world.
341
00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:16,018
No. Not a good idea. No. Do it,
342
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,780
enjoy it, but let's keep it private.
343
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,709
And, you know, clean up after yourself
344
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,179
'cause you... You really made a mess.
345
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,925
Tell me about it.
I got it all over the screen.
346
00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:28,846
- [Tissues thud]
- Hell of an arc.
347
00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:30,646
[Classical music playing on piano]
348
00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:32,723
Nate: I tell you, every
time I drink vodka...
349
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:33,717
[Utensils clink]
350
00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:36,185
- I, uh...
- you throw it up. Every time.
351
00:13:37,561 --> 00:13:40,362
Well, that's a beautiful,
beautiful painting up there.
352
00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,620
Oh, yes.
353
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,087
And speaking of beautiful...
354
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,056
- Oh.
- Oh, thank you.
355
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,462
- More ukha?
- Yeah. Mmm.
356
00:13:48,463 --> 00:13:51,628
You know, he is... he's
a big boy. He can feed himself.
357
00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:53,266
Oh, men need to be taken care of.
358
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,392
They do, they do,
until about the age of 2,
359
00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:57,608
when they figure out how to use a spoon.
360
00:13:57,609 --> 00:14:00,509
[Women laugh]
361
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,894
In Russia, we have an old
saying about sarcastic woman.
362
00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:05,272
Oh?
363
00:14:05,273 --> 00:14:07,400
You're a lesbian, and
no man will love you.
364
00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:07,973
What?
365
00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:10,097
I think what she's maybe trying to say
366
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,583
is that we should all just be civil
367
00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,518
and enjoy our fish head
soup with loved ones.
368
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,002
Mmm. See how he handles woman?
Nice and strong, like Putin.
369
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:21,124
[Bottle thuds] I bet you wrestle bear.
370
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,789
- Yeah, you bet.
- [Snorts]
371
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,626
Dr. Rob: Oksana, could we not
do this in front of company?
372
00:14:24,628 --> 00:14:26,094
Could we not, please? I'm begging you.
373
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,431
Why? You need to be
more like him. This one...
374
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,232
[Clears throat]
375
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,629
Spend all day picking
bluebells like a gay.
376
00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:33,414
Always crying, boo-hoo-hoo.
377
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,249
"Pretty flowers remind me
of dead wife." Boo-hoo-hoo.
378
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,551
Svetlana, Svetlana, please.
379
00:14:39,553 --> 00:14:42,655
[Piano stops playing]
380
00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:47,460
- As you can imagine,
- [Piano resumes playing]
381
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,097
All this uncertainty
has been hard on her.
382
00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:52,028
[Pounds tabletop] No, it's been
hard on her because you're pussy.
383
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:53,329
You don't even go after her.
384
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:55,199
Why do I have to do everything by self?
385
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,569
- Excuse me.
- Yeah. Of course.
386
00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:01,571
387
00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:05,494
Mm. Sometimes I don't even know
388
00:15:05,495 --> 00:15:09,194
if she wants to be
with me at all. [Sobbing]
389
00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:13,230
- Ohh.
- [Crying]
390
00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:14,532
[Whispers indistinctly]
391
00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:15,585
[Lowered voice] She doesn't
wanna be with him.
392
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,087
- She wants to be with me.
- [Continues sobbing]
393
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,688
Robin: Ohh.
394
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,126
395
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,558
You should be flattered other
women find me attractive,
396
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,637
all right? Nate Parker stock
is going through the roof,
397
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,204
and you own 100% of it.
398
00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:35,864
What do you say? You wanna...
Exercise your option?
399
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,782
Means we should do it. [Spits]
400
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:39,248
- Oh.
- [Knock on door]
401
00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:43,270
Nate? Robin. Robin. [Chuckles]
Robin, listen, uh...
402
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:46,547
[Clears throat] Do you mind if
I borrow Nate for about an hour?
403
00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:47,699
Uh, what do you need?
404
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,821
It's sort of a boys-only kind of thing.
405
00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:51,288
Hold on just a sec. I'm just
gonna see if he has plans.
406
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,764
- Do you have plans?
- [Mouths words]
407
00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,469
No? Well, great.
408
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,203
Looks like his plans are not
gonna happen tonight.
409
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,571
Dr. Rob: Wonderful.
410
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,173
Nate: Wait up, man.
411
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,875
You gonna tell me what
the hell we're doing?
412
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,476
[Flare whooshes]
413
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,078
Just keep filming, all right?
No matter what happens.
414
00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:04,611
Yeah, yeah.
415
00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:05,877
- You understand?
- Yeah.
416
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,483
All right, listen to me,
417
00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,973
my sweet little matryoshka
doll, I love you, baby,
418
00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:12,342
and I'm gonna prove to
you once and for all
419
00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,257
that I'm a real man, a-a...
420
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,258
Damn it,
421
00:16:16,112 --> 00:16:18,381
Nate, you... you doing vertical video?
422
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,785
Yeah, just... just... yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
423
00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,361
Good. All right, let's...
let's just do this thing.
424
00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:24,387
Uh-huh.
425
00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:26,400
All right!
426
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,400
Come on out here, you son of a bitch.
427
00:16:28,402 --> 00:16:29,835
I know you're there.
428
00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:31,904
- Come on!
- [Growling]
429
00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:34,440
Oh, my gosh. Oh, shit, what is that?
430
00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:36,342
- Nate. Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate.
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
431
00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,344
Nate, Nate, Nate. Nate! It's a
that's a bear! That's a bear!
432
00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:40,036
Yeah, it's a bear. These Russian
women, you know, they ask the world.
433
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:41,128
- What are you doing?
- What... come on!
434
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,451
- What are you doing?!
- [Dr. Rob growls]
435
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,897
- Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
- [Growling]
436
00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:46,399
- Oh, shit!
- [Cellphone thuds]
437
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,534
[Grunting] [Whack]
438
00:16:48,536 --> 00:16:49,735
Uhh! No, no! No!
439
00:16:49,737 --> 00:16:51,404
Uhh! Ow! Nate! Nate!
440
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,040
- Man: You're hurting me! Ow!
- Why is that bear talking?!
441
00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:56,209
- Hey, man, what the heck?
- What the hell?!
442
00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:58,291
- Damn it, Rob!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
443
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,209
We didn't discuss bringing this asshole!
444
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,101
Ow!
445
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,080
Dick, come here,
you stupid talking bear!
446
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,707
- [Man groaning]
- Son of a bitch! Stay down, damn it!
447
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:07,875
[Grunting] ...Piece of shit!
448
00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:10,444
Carl! Goddamn it, Nate!
449
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,713
[Muffled voice] I think
he dislocated my shoulder!
450
00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:14,715
I know. I know! I know.
451
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:17,485
Oh.
452
00:17:17,487 --> 00:17:18,819
Ugh.
453
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:23,004
I came to apologize to Nate for dinner
454
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:25,319
and bring vodka to get him drunk.
455
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,032
- In a nightie.
- It is night.
456
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:32,159
Okay, so I think that Nate has probably
given you the wrong impression.
457
00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:34,094
He's married, and in America...
458
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,063
Yeah, I know about marriages in America.
459
00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:38,765
All the time worrying, "does he
love me? Do I love him?"
460
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,867
Is a waste of time. Love is luxury,
461
00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:44,037
and marriage is a business
transaction. Okay?
462
00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:46,673
Well, that sounds like
a horrible way to live.
463
00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:48,942
Only if you have horrible
product to sell.
464
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,087
I have great products.
465
00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:52,154
I... m... it's top...
my top-notch product.
466
00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:55,591
Mm-hmm, maybe underneath
those layers of jogging suit.
467
00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:59,365
But what good when you
call your only customer
468
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,375
a fat douche all day?
469
00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:03,201
Don't worry. Go get your beauty sleep.
470
00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:07,258
And try to sleep extra-long.
Nate come to my room to drink.
471
00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:09,058
- He's got plenty to drink here.
- Good night.
472
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,261
Okay, yeah, I'll tell him.
473
00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:14,783
[Under breath]
"Jogging suit." I don't jog.
474
00:18:14,784 --> 00:18:15,502
- Be brave.
- Ow.
475
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:16,425
Be brave.
476
00:18:16,451 --> 00:18:17,018
- Come on.
- Ow
477
00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:17,588
- Come on.
- Ow.
478
00:18:17,589 --> 00:18:18,664
There you go.
479
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,697
There you go. Ow!
480
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,569
I mean, who has a bear costume
just lying around their house?
481
00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,195
I am a children's performer.
482
00:18:24,221 --> 00:18:26,655
Don't try to make me to be
the weirdo in this situation.
483
00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:27,956
He's the one who set this up.
484
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,123
Come on, fellas. You know what it's like
485
00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:31,373
when your girl won't even look at you
486
00:18:31,374 --> 00:18:32,934
'cause you're only half a man to her?
487
00:18:32,935 --> 00:18:33,808
I didn't know what else to do.
488
00:18:33,809 --> 00:18:35,875
I didn't know what to do. [Crying] I...
489
00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:38,675
Hey, pro tip... stop crying so much.
490
00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:41,678
You're right. [Sobbing] You're right.
491
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,143
Man, you're rich. You
got an awesome house.
492
00:18:44,144 --> 00:18:46,522
For god sake, your
family rescued slaves.
493
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:49,277
- People, Nate! They rescued people
- People.
494
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,079
Sure, and if that's not
good enough for this woman,
495
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:54,315
then maybe she's not
the right woman for you.
496
00:18:54,805 --> 00:18:58,077
Now how much footage did...
did you actually get, Nate,
497
00:18:58,078 --> 00:19:00,712
before this... [mutters]
498
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:03,658
I know we got up to at least
the rotate double takedown.
499
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:05,458
Oh, th-there's the underhook counter.
500
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,949
Trapped leg roll.
501
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:09,294
Yeah, I was late on the
butterfly kickout shit. Yeah.
502
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,505
What the [Bleep] are you talking about?
503
00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:13,840
You just hugged each
other and fell down.
504
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:16,087
My god, looky here, Nate.
505
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,354
[Laughing]
506
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,589
Your big, dumb, shaky fingers
507
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,110
hit the stop button before Carl
even started talking!
508
00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:23,971
Look at that! You couldn't
cut it any better.
509
00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:25,540
Whoo! Perfect. Go back.
510
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,634
Your big, dumb, shaky fingers. [Laughs]
511
00:19:26,635 --> 00:19:28,167
I will knock you the [Bleep] out.
512
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,302
[Door creaks]
513
00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:31,972
- I have a great product.
- [Door closes]
514
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:35,409
Yeah. That was never
in question. That is...
515
00:19:35,411 --> 00:19:38,812
- You were a douche today.
- I was an asshole. It was the vodka.
516
00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:40,347
Is this happening? What's happening?
517
00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:41,417
- This? I...
- Yeah.
518
00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:44,007
Dude made me fight a
guy in a bear suit...
519
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,441
- What?
- To impress a woman.
520
00:19:46,443 --> 00:19:47,609
That's elaborate.
521
00:19:47,611 --> 00:19:50,845
Man, people try so hard to
impress one another,
522
00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:52,347
okay, babe, and we don't.
523
00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:54,571
That's what's so great
about us. We don't try.
524
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,892
I am trying so hard.
I'm trying so hard right now.
525
00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,777
Yeah, and I appreciate it,
but you don't have to.
526
00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:01,981
[Imitates Russian accent]
Why? You don't like this?
527
00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:03,152
- No. No.
- [Normal voice] That was not good.
528
00:20:03,153 --> 00:20:05,082
I-I'm saying that this is awesome,
529
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,790
but this is just as sexy.
530
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:07,702
- Yeah?
- Yes!
531
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,212
Oh, thank god,
532
00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,959
'cause these panties are like
a medical procedure.
533
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,225
- Take 'em off.
- Take 'em off.
534
00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:13,360
- Get comfy.
- Oh, my god. Thank you.
535
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,820
- See? This is us.
- Oh, yeah, this is... oh, god, yeah.
536
00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:20,099
- Yes. We are effortless.
- We are. Mmm.
537
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:21,663
- You know what, though?
- Mm-hmm?
538
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,153
Maybe you could make
a little more effort?
539
00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:23,662
Mm-hmm?
540
00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:24,863
Don't proposition me on the toilet.
541
00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:26,131
- Never again.
- No.
542
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,237
- Ever.
- We're really good, aren't we?
543
00:20:28,238 --> 00:20:30,672
We are the best couple in this room.
544
00:20:30,674 --> 00:20:32,258
- Everyone wants what we got.
- I know.
545
00:20:32,259 --> 00:20:34,158
But they ain't gonna get it, okay? Okay.
546
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,391
Speaking of which, I could
really get some of what I got.
547
00:20:37,392 --> 00:20:40,253
Oh, you wanna get what you got
while the getting's good?
548
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,050
- Again, too much effort. Just get down.
- All right. All right.
549
00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,317
- I thought you liked these?
- I do not like these.
550
00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:45,484
- You hate them.
- Mom, dad...
551
00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:45,896
Just... oh, shit.
552
00:20:45,922 --> 00:20:47,782
I've got a few more
questions about love.
553
00:20:47,808 --> 00:20:50,062
Oh, baby, come right here
and sit next to me.
554
00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:52,922
- Yeah.
- Come on. Let's talk it out.
555
00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:55,358
Right.
556
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,693
- Not gon' get it.
- No.
557
00:20:57,695 --> 00:21:00,430
[Groans]
558
00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:02,165
Sorry, babe.
559
00:21:04,502 --> 00:21:06,402
560
00:21:07,069 --> 00:21:09,603
[Panting] Darling, I did it.
561
00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:12,996
I fought a bear and I won.
Nate... he got scared.
562
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:15,465
He stopped recording before
I broke the thing's neck.
563
00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:17,232
It was ugly. It was awful,
564
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,069
but I'm in one piece, and I'm all yours.
565
00:21:22,706 --> 00:21:24,473
Ew.
566
00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:27,809
Ew. Ew! Ew!
567
00:21:27,811 --> 00:21:31,079
Why am I watching an old man
make out with a little girl?!
568
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:35,250
569
00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:38,661
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00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:43,261
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