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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,674 Okay, let's recap. 2 00:00:03,675 --> 00:00:05,359 Oh, we're recapping? Is that what we're doing? 3 00:00:05,385 --> 00:00:05,920 Yep. 4 00:00:05,947 --> 00:00:08,481 No shit. That's all we've been doing for the last two hours. 5 00:00:08,483 --> 00:00:09,682 And the only thing you need to know 6 00:00:09,684 --> 00:00:11,150 is that my kids were deathly ill... 7 00:00:11,152 --> 00:00:12,885 is that because you force-fed 'em oysters 8 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,822 at a landlocked roadside restaurant? 9 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,907 Why are you so interested in all this? 10 00:00:16,908 --> 00:00:20,410 It's not just me. You've got everybody's attention. 11 00:00:20,412 --> 00:00:22,979 12 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,982 [Murmuring] 13 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:30,106 We can't put 'em in that vomit comet for the next eight hours. 14 00:00:30,107 --> 00:00:31,311 It's just food poisoning. It'll pass. 15 00:00:31,388 --> 00:00:32,887 - Why are there no hotel rooms here? - We're not staying in a hotel... 16 00:00:32,913 --> 00:00:34,494 Mr. and Mrs. Parker! Wait. 17 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:39,194 Now y'all forgot two very important but medically necessary items. 18 00:00:39,195 --> 00:00:40,856 [Laughs] Aw. 19 00:00:40,858 --> 00:00:42,036 Oh. Lollies. Thank you. 20 00:00:42,062 --> 00:00:43,915 - That's so sweet. - Southern hospitality. 21 00:00:43,941 --> 00:00:44,667 - Yes, ma'am? - Let's go. 22 00:00:44,668 --> 00:00:46,749 Um, do you know why there are no hotel rooms available in this area? 23 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:51,591 The azaleas are blossomin', and the people have come to bear witness. 24 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:56,291 Now that said, I happen to know of a very nice B&B just a couple towns over. 25 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,292 - Yeah, we're not B&B people. Thanks. - Well, now are you sure? 26 00:00:58,369 --> 00:00:59,676 - Let's go. - It's got a lot of character. 27 00:00:59,677 --> 00:01:02,939 - Yeah, that's code for "bedbugs." - Well, now I know the owner, 28 00:01:02,965 --> 00:01:05,998 and I guarantee he's gonna make y'all feel like royalty. 29 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,515 - Is it you? - It is. 30 00:01:07,516 --> 00:01:08,535 - Aw. - It is indeed. [Laughs] 31 00:01:08,565 --> 00:01:11,826 Well, the owner's gonna have a little extra vacancy tonight. 32 00:01:12,077 --> 00:01:13,077 [Singsongy] Bye-ee! 33 00:01:13,266 --> 00:01:15,310 - What is your problem? - I'm sorry I'm not as charmed 34 00:01:15,311 --> 00:01:17,812 by all the southern hospitality B.S. as you are. 35 00:01:17,814 --> 00:01:19,213 - Whoa! - [Brakes screech] 36 00:01:19,215 --> 00:01:20,149 [Chuckles] Well... He's back. 37 00:01:20,175 --> 00:01:22,919 Look at me, pulling my own little Tiananmen Square here. 38 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,677 Last pitch... white horses, comfy beds for the kids to rest in, 39 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:28,874 and Dr. Rob's very own sippin' vodka. 40 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:32,342 - Y'all think it over, won't you? - We will. Thank you. 41 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:34,902 Who the hell drinks vodka? 42 00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:37,570 Come on. We should at least take a look at it. 43 00:01:37,572 --> 00:01:40,840 44 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,814 [Birds chirping] 45 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,449 It's not so great. 46 00:01:49,451 --> 00:01:52,452 [Hooves clopping] 47 00:01:52,454 --> 00:01:54,788 What a douche. 48 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:57,290 Man: Somewhere behind the mountains 49 00:01:57,292 --> 00:02:00,193 There is a place I figured out... 50 00:02:00,195 --> 00:02:02,629 [Music warps, rewinds] 51 00:02:02,631 --> 00:02:04,597 [Whirring sound] 52 00:02:05,981 --> 00:02:08,737 You know, this house just celebrated her 197th birthday. 53 00:02:08,738 --> 00:02:10,826 Been in my family's possession the entire time. 54 00:02:10,827 --> 00:02:12,827 Oh, I love everything about it. I wanna live here. 55 00:02:12,829 --> 00:02:14,751 [Chuckles] Yeah? Where'd you keep the slaves? 56 00:02:14,752 --> 00:02:15,773 - Honey. - What? 57 00:02:15,799 --> 00:02:17,328 No, no, Robin. He's absolutely right. 58 00:02:17,329 --> 00:02:18,995 They were housed down in the basement... 59 00:02:18,997 --> 00:02:19,570 See? 60 00:02:19,596 --> 00:02:22,882 To rest up for their journey north on the underground rail road. 61 00:02:22,883 --> 00:02:23,475 See? 62 00:02:23,501 --> 00:02:25,250 This home is unofficially known as 63 00:02:25,252 --> 00:02:28,253 "the place that freed 10,000 people." 64 00:02:28,255 --> 00:02:30,892 - Or slaves, as you call them, Nate. - Yep. 65 00:02:35,262 --> 00:02:37,395 [Thump, whir, click] 66 00:02:37,397 --> 00:02:42,567 [Creaking] 67 00:02:42,569 --> 00:02:45,637 68 00:02:50,477 --> 00:02:54,279 Female voice: Hello, Dr. Rob. Welcome back. 69 00:02:54,281 --> 00:02:55,914 [Button clicks] No activity to report. 70 00:02:55,916 --> 00:02:57,582 What's this channel? 71 00:02:57,584 --> 00:02:58,817 [Button clicks] 72 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:01,920 No activity to... human activity detected. 73 00:03:01,922 --> 00:03:05,757 What's this kid looking at, huh? 74 00:03:05,759 --> 00:03:09,628 Oh. Ohh. He's looking at me. 75 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:10,896 Dummy. 76 00:03:10,898 --> 00:03:14,006 Oh, these berries taste like heaven, if it existed. 77 00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:16,007 - How's your sweet tea? - Ugh. It tastes like chemicals. 78 00:03:16,008 --> 00:03:18,391 Mmm, the smell of the lawn. 79 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:19,826 Yeah, can you imagine having to mow it? No, thanks. 80 00:03:19,827 --> 00:03:21,637 This is the vacation I deserve. 81 00:03:21,638 --> 00:03:23,418 We've got a beach vacation waiting for us. 82 00:03:23,444 --> 00:03:24,326 - Come on. - What are you talking about? 83 00:03:24,327 --> 00:03:25,896 Look, we're not beach people. You know that. 84 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:27,173 - Yes, we are. - The only reason we're doing this 85 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,553 is because it coincides with your convention. 86 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,253 - I mean, let's just skip it. - I can't. 87 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,687 All right, what's better... 88 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:35,023 boring speeches and rumpled suits or this? 89 00:03:35,025 --> 00:03:35,915 I said no. 90 00:03:35,941 --> 00:03:37,415 [Sighs deeply] You know what? I'm... I'm just... 91 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,083 I'm getting really tired of you making all the decisions here. 92 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,641 I can make some decisions. Watch this. 93 00:03:40,642 --> 00:03:42,680 - I'm getting an award. - What? 94 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:44,739 I-it's a big award. A work award. 95 00:03:44,927 --> 00:03:48,884 - I was gonna surprise you. - Babe! Oh, my god, that's... 96 00:03:48,885 --> 00:03:50,284 That's why you were acting so weird! 97 00:03:50,286 --> 00:03:53,688 - I knew something was up. - Yeah, I was. That was why. 98 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:55,797 - Did you think I was having an affair? - Oh, yeah. 99 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:58,105 - Yeah, I was horrified. - What? What does that mean? 100 00:03:58,131 --> 00:04:01,475 What? Oh, no! There's plenty of chubby lovers out there. 101 00:04:01,501 --> 00:04:03,869 Robin! Nate! Y'all come. 102 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:06,025 We'll take Rhett Butler here for a ride. 103 00:04:06,026 --> 00:04:07,581 - Oh, let's go do that. - Come on. 104 00:04:07,607 --> 00:04:09,763 Yeah, you go on with Foghorn Leghorn. 105 00:04:09,764 --> 00:04:11,396 I'm gonna go rest my big, fat eyes. 106 00:04:11,398 --> 00:04:13,344 Dr. Rob: Sorry I couldn't let you ride him today, Robin. 107 00:04:13,345 --> 00:04:14,611 - He's temperamental... - Oh. 108 00:04:14,613 --> 00:04:15,839 'Cause the mares are in estrus. 109 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,360 Oh, that's okay. This is just as good. 110 00:04:17,573 --> 00:04:21,065 My late wife... she'd spend all day strolling the grounds like this. 111 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:24,020 - Oh, I'm sorry. When did she pass? - Oh, no, no, years ago. 112 00:04:24,021 --> 00:04:26,186 Workers say she still roams these fields. 113 00:04:27,414 --> 00:04:30,874 You believe in heavenly spirits, Robin? 114 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:32,617 Oh. I really... 115 00:04:32,618 --> 00:04:35,573 I-I do. I do. I do. [Sighs] 116 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:39,674 Funny. When I look into your eyes, I see my Audrey... 117 00:04:39,706 --> 00:04:40,412 Oh. 118 00:04:40,438 --> 00:04:42,706 Picking bluebells, full of childlike wonder. 119 00:04:42,707 --> 00:04:43,717 Oh. [Chuckles] 120 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:47,244 What would make Robin happy on this perfect spring day? 121 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:47,865 - Me? - Mm. 122 00:04:47,866 --> 00:04:51,556 Oh, I don't know. Been a long time since anyone's asked me that. 123 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,102 [Chuckles] Well, I'm askin'. 124 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:55,845 Okay, then what would make me happy 125 00:04:55,871 --> 00:04:58,090 is to know that you're happy... 126 00:04:58,091 --> 00:04:58,408 Oh. 127 00:04:58,434 --> 00:04:59,358 To know that you could find love again. 128 00:04:59,359 --> 00:05:01,092 Oh. Don't you worry. I have. 129 00:05:01,094 --> 00:05:03,995 Oh. I snagged me a beautiful young fianc?e. 130 00:05:03,997 --> 00:05:06,097 - Oh. - Yes, ma'am. Gorgeous... 131 00:05:06,099 --> 00:05:08,366 [Chuckles] Young Russian girl. 132 00:05:08,368 --> 00:05:10,001 Oh, well, look... look at that. Mmm. 133 00:05:10,003 --> 00:05:11,870 - See? Happy now. - Aw. 134 00:05:12,929 --> 00:05:16,263 [Muffled dance music playing] 135 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,453 Woman: some girl want oil 136 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,488 some girl want gold 137 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,757 some girl want timber 138 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,392 [Russian accent, off-key] to those I say niet 139 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:31,061 It's a deep water four season pot 140 00:05:31,063 --> 00:05:35,166 That make me wet 141 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,734 So wet 142 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:41,105 Ukraine we did annex, then we come for Czech 143 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,217 Moldova annex, Poland annex 144 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,254 Maybe you be next 145 00:05:44,255 --> 00:05:48,089 Ukraine we did annex, then we come for Czech 146 00:05:48,091 --> 00:05:52,728 Georgia annex, Uzbekistan, nah, train wreck 147 00:05:52,754 --> 00:05:57,056 Ri Li Li Li, Li Li Li, Li, Li, Li 148 00:05:57,081 --> 00:06:00,416 Ri Li Li Li, Li, Li, Li... 149 00:06:00,418 --> 00:06:03,252 Please, don't stop. Uh, you've got a gorgeous voice. 150 00:06:03,254 --> 00:06:07,756 Ohh. Thank you. Everybody say it's shit. 151 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,725 [High-pitched voice] What? 152 00:06:09,727 --> 00:06:11,627 [Normal voice] Come on. No! 153 00:06:11,629 --> 00:06:14,539 No, it's... it's a full-bodied... Sound 154 00:06:14,565 --> 00:06:17,059 that is just... Very special. 155 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:17,468 Mm. 156 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:19,611 What are you... what are you cooking there? It smells delicious. 157 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,879 Oh, uh, shchi. Cabbage soup. You try? 158 00:06:21,905 --> 00:06:24,205 - Oh, no. - Oh, please, I see you're too skinny. 159 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:25,670 What? [Chuckles] 160 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:29,005 You are the first woman who's called me that in, oh, about 11 years. 161 00:06:29,007 --> 00:06:32,776 [Giggles] 162 00:06:32,778 --> 00:06:35,485 I am Oksana. I live with Rob. 163 00:06:35,486 --> 00:06:37,114 Oh. I'm Nate. I live with, uh... 164 00:06:37,115 --> 00:06:39,469 I am glad you're here. I need help cooking. 165 00:06:39,495 --> 00:06:40,928 Yeah. Please remove dress. 166 00:06:41,594 --> 00:06:43,644 Uh... Sorry. S... uh, what? 167 00:06:43,645 --> 00:06:46,279 It's very expensive. I can't get flour on. 168 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:48,282 Unzip and take off now, please. 169 00:06:49,015 --> 00:06:49,898 I don't know if I'm allowed to... 170 00:06:49,899 --> 00:06:52,432 Don't be weak. Dough is in critical stage. 171 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:54,266 - Unzip! - Yeah. 172 00:06:54,268 --> 00:06:56,629 Okay, yeah. I mean, if it's for the dough, sure. 173 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:57,552 - I mean... - Quickly. 174 00:06:57,553 --> 00:06:59,557 - Yep. I just... - Just pull it down. 175 00:06:59,558 --> 00:07:01,925 Yep, I got it. I got how zippers work. Oh. [Zipper whirs] 176 00:07:01,951 --> 00:07:04,284 - Here we go. - Take off the dress. 177 00:07:04,286 --> 00:07:06,186 - All the way off? - Yes. 178 00:07:06,762 --> 00:07:08,301 Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep. Yep. 179 00:07:08,307 --> 00:07:09,969 - Oh, come on. - Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. 180 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:11,406 Yep, okay. There we go. 181 00:07:12,253 --> 00:07:13,886 Mmm. Right? 182 00:07:13,912 --> 00:07:15,245 Strong hands. 183 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:16,624 You like vodka? 184 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:19,444 Ohh. I really... 185 00:07:19,445 --> 00:07:20,878 Really do. 186 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,081 Mmm. Russian. 187 00:07:23,113 --> 00:07:24,613 Yeah. Of all the clear spirits... 188 00:07:24,615 --> 00:07:26,948 - Drink. - My favorite. 189 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:28,667 - Cheers. - Mmm. 190 00:07:28,668 --> 00:07:30,486 Mmm. [Gulps] 191 00:07:30,487 --> 00:07:32,637 I honestly cannot say enough about her. 192 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:35,040 If you love her this much, you should marry her. 193 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:36,541 [Sighs] I would if I could. 194 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:39,587 Sadly, it's been difficult finding anyone willing to officiate. 195 00:07:39,588 --> 00:07:41,989 - Why? - Well, for starters, she's Jewish. 196 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,489 Are you kidding me? Because she's Jewish? 197 00:07:43,491 --> 00:07:45,892 - Well... - What is wrong with the south? 198 00:07:45,894 --> 00:07:48,861 And with her visa expiring and whatnot... 199 00:07:48,863 --> 00:07:51,330 I'm actually in danger of losing her... 200 00:07:51,332 --> 00:07:52,999 [Voice breaks] Forever. 201 00:07:53,001 --> 00:07:55,368 [Crying] No. 202 00:07:55,651 --> 00:07:57,484 I'm sorry. I love her. 203 00:07:57,673 --> 00:08:00,407 I've never seen a man so in touch with his emotions. 204 00:08:00,409 --> 00:08:02,376 - You know my husband, Nate? - [Cries] 205 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,597 - He tries to be real macho. - Now you hush. 206 00:08:04,598 --> 00:08:06,931 You're making your husband sound like some dumb goon. 207 00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:08,833 Yeah. Yeah. 208 00:08:08,835 --> 00:08:10,335 Do you hear me knocking 209 00:08:10,337 --> 00:08:12,370 Putin's at your door? 210 00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:15,126 - Do you hear me knocking - Whoa! 211 00:08:15,152 --> 00:08:16,818 Putin's at your door 212 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:18,787 I say "annex" you say "yes" 213 00:08:18,788 --> 00:08:20,655 [Laughs] 214 00:08:20,657 --> 00:08:22,056 What am I witnessing? 215 00:08:22,057 --> 00:08:24,679 We're cookin'. We're just cookin'. 216 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,047 Nate, I see you've met Oksana. 217 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:27,942 [Glasses clink] 218 00:08:27,943 --> 00:08:32,111 [Both laughing] 219 00:08:32,538 --> 00:08:33,538 What? 220 00:08:33,648 --> 00:08:37,793 What? She didn't wanna get flour on her nice dress. 221 00:08:37,856 --> 00:08:40,757 Woman: you say "annex, I say "yes" 222 00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:44,161 223 00:08:44,163 --> 00:08:45,662 [Button clicks] 224 00:08:46,599 --> 00:08:48,332 Female voice: No activity to report. 225 00:08:48,334 --> 00:08:49,834 [Button clicks] No activity to report. 226 00:08:49,836 --> 00:08:52,170 [Button clicks] Human activity detected. 227 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:53,704 Why, hello there. 228 00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:57,346 Who are you? You're so beautiful. 229 00:08:57,565 --> 00:09:00,258 No. W-where are you going? Wait! No! No! 230 00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:01,892 - No activity to report. - Where'd you go? Wait. 231 00:09:01,894 --> 00:09:04,326 - Human activity detected. - No! 232 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:06,694 Nice try, buddy. She's mine. 233 00:09:06,696 --> 00:09:11,833 I think I have it. Here it comes. And... 234 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:13,301 - [Clack] - Oh! 235 00:09:14,215 --> 00:09:16,689 - Try to level best. - Good try. 236 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,723 Bless you. Bless you. 237 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:23,261 All right, are we ready to play? [Kisses] 238 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,696 Oh, god. 239 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:27,065 [Exhales deeply] 240 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,900 [Clack] 241 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,603 Boom! [Laughs] 242 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,676 - Spirited young man. - He's an idiot. 243 00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:37,778 [Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" playing] 244 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:41,215 I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand 245 00:09:41,217 --> 00:09:42,950 No look. No look. I'm looking at you. 246 00:09:42,952 --> 00:09:44,763 Boom! Whoo-whoo-hoo! 247 00:09:44,764 --> 00:09:46,183 Soho in the rain 248 00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:48,591 [Under breath] Stop doing that. Stop doing that. Uhh! Yes! 249 00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:50,626 Top off your iced tea, old man. 250 00:09:50,652 --> 00:09:52,652 You're gonna be sitting on the bench for a while. 251 00:09:52,653 --> 00:09:54,900 - Just wrong. - beef chow mein 252 00:09:54,926 --> 00:09:57,793 Watch this. Ready? Ready for it? 253 00:09:57,795 --> 00:10:00,162 Aaahoo ho-ho-ho! 254 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,164 Aw! Yeah! 255 00:10:01,854 --> 00:10:04,175 You're aware of how you're coming across right now, right? 256 00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:05,946 Yeah, awesomely. 257 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,705 Okay, all right, I'm just gonna... 258 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,507 I'm just gonna record you so you can... [Touchscreen clicks] 259 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,518 Watch yourself being a douche. 260 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:12,644 She hates it when I gloat. 261 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,581 "She"? 262 00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:16,557 Why be embarrassed to celebrate? It's very macho. 263 00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,068 See? Somebody like. 264 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:21,571 - [Camera shutter clicks] - Okay, now show me how to hold. 265 00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:22,939 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 266 00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:23,599 - [Mallet thuds] - Okay? 267 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,251 So how did you, uh meet your... [Loudly] Fianc?e? 268 00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:29,894 Oh, I suppose it's the same "new" story. We met online. 269 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,895 Yes, there are many common interests leading to a love match... 270 00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:36,088 no smoking, no public beatings, no shit bed. 271 00:10:36,089 --> 00:10:37,759 - These type of things. - Oh. 272 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,842 - In Russia, I'm the perfect man. - [Girl giggles] 273 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:41,991 Oh, now there's my little peanut. 274 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,432 Where you been hiding yourself? Mmm. 275 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,087 Isn't she gorgeous? 276 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:47,645 She's beautiful. Wow, you're such a young mom. 277 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:50,981 Yes, in Russia, we have children early so body bounce back. 278 00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:52,576 You Americans wait too long. 279 00:10:52,577 --> 00:10:55,477 You must have been in your 20s when you decided to have Nate. 280 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,792 - I'm his wife. - [Laughs] 281 00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,294 I'm his wife. I'm his wife, so... 282 00:11:00,773 --> 00:11:02,275 - It's my turn. - No, it's not, mom. 283 00:11:02,276 --> 00:11:02,910 You staked out. 284 00:11:02,935 --> 00:11:04,810 No, I just went through the penult. It's still my go. 285 00:11:04,812 --> 00:11:06,627 Your ball's a rover. You don't get an extra shot 286 00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:08,828 - for running a wicket. Look it up. - All right, I will. 287 00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:10,508 - Oh, my god. That's... - Mm-hmm? 288 00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:12,304 [Touchscreen clicking] That's literally the most annoying thing in the world. 289 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,714 Literally the most annoying thing in the world? 290 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,867 Of all the things in the world, this is literally 291 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:21,155 - the thing that annoys you most? - No, that is the most annoying thing. 292 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,264 That... Whatever. Just go. 293 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,090 Ohh! 'Cause you looked it up, and I was right! 294 00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:26,783 - No. - Yep. 295 00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,050 - No. - Watch this. 296 00:11:29,052 --> 00:11:30,585 - [Clack] - Clear technical foul! 297 00:11:30,587 --> 00:11:31,920 What? That was a clean roquet! 298 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,155 Tik tik! Tik tik! Double hit! 299 00:11:34,157 --> 00:11:35,824 Boom! My go. 300 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,097 Oksana, if you would be so kind 301 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,497 to please step on my ball? 302 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,982 Yes. Gently? Or you prefer intense pressure? 303 00:11:42,983 --> 00:11:45,150 Oh, let's go with something different. A little intensity. 304 00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:48,444 - You ready for this? - I'm v... I was born ready, babe. 305 00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:49,444 Ooh! 306 00:11:49,446 --> 00:11:51,279 - Oh, ho ho ho! - aaahoo 307 00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:53,848 Ooh! [Imitates gunshot] 308 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:58,402 - Now that is a clean roquet. Uhh! - aaahoo 309 00:12:00,973 --> 00:12:04,942 My hands are so soft. I love this lotion. 310 00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:07,077 Hmm? Why isn't this thing working? 311 00:12:07,079 --> 00:12:10,096 What the hell's wrong with this thing? 312 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,897 [Sighs deeply] 313 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:15,434 [Creaking] [Button clicks] 314 00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,769 - How you feeling, pal? - I feel good. 315 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,372 You know, I really love this place. 316 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,794 You know what? I'm starting to feel the same way. 317 00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:24,167 I love this sweet tea. 318 00:12:24,168 --> 00:12:26,333 Dad, what's love? 319 00:12:26,335 --> 00:12:30,137 What... What is... [Inhales sharply] 320 00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:32,253 Um... [inhales sharply] 321 00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:35,389 Um... [sighs] Um... 322 00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:36,791 [Groans] Jeez. 323 00:12:37,453 --> 00:12:39,620 Thought I had some time before this conversation. 324 00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:42,841 Is it when you wanna know a person and talk to the person 325 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,591 and just... just know everything about the person? 326 00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:46,366 Yeah. Sure, that... that's part of it, yeah. 327 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,306 And you just wanna smell them and 328 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:49,809 just crawl through the mirror 329 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,675 and just help them comb their hair? 330 00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:54,001 You have friends at school, right, pal? 331 00:12:54,002 --> 00:12:56,869 Yeah, just... It feels really good inside. 332 00:12:56,871 --> 00:12:58,426 Like... like, really good. 333 00:12:58,427 --> 00:12:59,774 Feels great. I know it. 334 00:12:59,775 --> 00:13:01,074 And it's perfectly natural. 335 00:13:01,076 --> 00:13:03,297 Just... One thing to keep in mind 336 00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:05,082 is we shouldn't do it all the time. 337 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,747 - But it's all I can think about. - Trust me. [Chuckles] 338 00:13:07,773 --> 00:13:09,784 Sometimes I'm there with you, pal, 339 00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:12,115 like six, seven, eight times a day. 340 00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,482 I just wanna tell the whole world. 341 00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:16,018 No. Not a good idea. No. Do it, 342 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,780 enjoy it, but let's keep it private. 343 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,709 And, you know, clean up after yourself 344 00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,179 'cause you... You really made a mess. 345 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,925 Tell me about it. I got it all over the screen. 346 00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:28,846 - [Tissues thud] - Hell of an arc. 347 00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:30,646 [Classical music playing on piano] 348 00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:32,723 Nate: I tell you, every time I drink vodka... 349 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:33,717 [Utensils clink] 350 00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:36,185 - I, uh... - you throw it up. Every time. 351 00:13:37,561 --> 00:13:40,362 Well, that's a beautiful, beautiful painting up there. 352 00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,620 Oh, yes. 353 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,087 And speaking of beautiful... 354 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,056 - Oh. - Oh, thank you. 355 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,462 - More ukha? - Yeah. Mmm. 356 00:13:48,463 --> 00:13:51,628 You know, he is... he's a big boy. He can feed himself. 357 00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:53,266 Oh, men need to be taken care of. 358 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,392 They do, they do, until about the age of 2, 359 00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:57,608 when they figure out how to use a spoon. 360 00:13:57,609 --> 00:14:00,509 [Women laugh] 361 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,894 In Russia, we have an old saying about sarcastic woman. 362 00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:05,272 Oh? 363 00:14:05,273 --> 00:14:07,400 You're a lesbian, and no man will love you. 364 00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:07,973 What? 365 00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:10,097 I think what she's maybe trying to say 366 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,583 is that we should all just be civil 367 00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,518 and enjoy our fish head soup with loved ones. 368 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,002 Mmm. See how he handles woman? Nice and strong, like Putin. 369 00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:21,124 [Bottle thuds] I bet you wrestle bear. 370 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,789 - Yeah, you bet. - [Snorts] 371 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,626 Dr. Rob: Oksana, could we not do this in front of company? 372 00:14:24,628 --> 00:14:26,094 Could we not, please? I'm begging you. 373 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,431 Why? You need to be more like him. This one... 374 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,232 [Clears throat] 375 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,629 Spend all day picking bluebells like a gay. 376 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:33,414 Always crying, boo-hoo-hoo. 377 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,249 "Pretty flowers remind me of dead wife." Boo-hoo-hoo. 378 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,551 Svetlana, Svetlana, please. 379 00:14:39,553 --> 00:14:42,655 [Piano stops playing] 380 00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:47,460 - As you can imagine, - [Piano resumes playing] 381 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,097 All this uncertainty has been hard on her. 382 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:52,028 [Pounds tabletop] No, it's been hard on her because you're pussy. 383 00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:53,329 You don't even go after her. 384 00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:55,199 Why do I have to do everything by self? 385 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,569 - Excuse me. - Yeah. Of course. 386 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:01,571 387 00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:05,494 Mm. Sometimes I don't even know 388 00:15:05,495 --> 00:15:09,194 if she wants to be with me at all. [Sobbing] 389 00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:13,230 - Ohh. - [Crying] 390 00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:14,532 [Whispers indistinctly] 391 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:15,585 [Lowered voice] She doesn't wanna be with him. 392 00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,087 - She wants to be with me. - [Continues sobbing] 393 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,688 Robin: Ohh. 394 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,126 395 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,558 You should be flattered other women find me attractive, 396 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,637 all right? Nate Parker stock is going through the roof, 397 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,204 and you own 100% of it. 398 00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:35,864 What do you say? You wanna... Exercise your option? 399 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,782 Means we should do it. [Spits] 400 00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:39,248 - Oh. - [Knock on door] 401 00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:43,270 Nate? Robin. Robin. [Chuckles] Robin, listen, uh... 402 00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:46,547 [Clears throat] Do you mind if I borrow Nate for about an hour? 403 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:47,699 Uh, what do you need? 404 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,821 It's sort of a boys-only kind of thing. 405 00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:51,288 Hold on just a sec. I'm just gonna see if he has plans. 406 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,764 - Do you have plans? - [Mouths words] 407 00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,469 No? Well, great. 408 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,203 Looks like his plans are not gonna happen tonight. 409 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,571 Dr. Rob: Wonderful. 410 00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,173 Nate: Wait up, man. 411 00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,875 You gonna tell me what the hell we're doing? 412 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,476 [Flare whooshes] 413 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,078 Just keep filming, all right? No matter what happens. 414 00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:04,611 Yeah, yeah. 415 00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:05,877 - You understand? - Yeah. 416 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,483 All right, listen to me, 417 00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,973 my sweet little matryoshka doll, I love you, baby, 418 00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:12,342 and I'm gonna prove to you once and for all 419 00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,257 that I'm a real man, a-a... 420 00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,258 Damn it, 421 00:16:16,112 --> 00:16:18,381 Nate, you... you doing vertical video? 422 00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,785 Yeah, just... just... yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 423 00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,361 Good. All right, let's... let's just do this thing. 424 00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:24,387 Uh-huh. 425 00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:26,400 All right! 426 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,400 Come on out here, you son of a bitch. 427 00:16:28,402 --> 00:16:29,835 I know you're there. 428 00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:31,904 - Come on! - [Growling] 429 00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:34,440 Oh, my gosh. Oh, shit, what is that? 430 00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:36,342 - Nate. Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate. - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 431 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,344 Nate, Nate, Nate. Nate! It's a that's a bear! That's a bear! 432 00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:40,036 Yeah, it's a bear. These Russian women, you know, they ask the world. 433 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:41,128 - What are you doing? - What... come on! 434 00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,451 - What are you doing?! - [Dr. Rob growls] 435 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,897 - Oh, my god! Oh, my god! - [Growling] 436 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:46,399 - Oh, shit! - [Cellphone thuds] 437 00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,534 [Grunting] [Whack] 438 00:16:48,536 --> 00:16:49,735 Uhh! No, no! No! 439 00:16:49,737 --> 00:16:51,404 Uhh! Ow! Nate! Nate! 440 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,040 - Man: You're hurting me! Ow! - Why is that bear talking?! 441 00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:56,209 - Hey, man, what the heck? - What the hell?! 442 00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:58,291 - Damn it, Rob! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 443 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,209 We didn't discuss bringing this asshole! 444 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,101 Ow! 445 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,080 Dick, come here, you stupid talking bear! 446 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,707 - [Man groaning] - Son of a bitch! Stay down, damn it! 447 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:07,875 [Grunting] ...Piece of shit! 448 00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:10,444 Carl! Goddamn it, Nate! 449 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,713 [Muffled voice] I think he dislocated my shoulder! 450 00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:14,715 I know. I know! I know. 451 00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:17,485 Oh. 452 00:17:17,487 --> 00:17:18,819 Ugh. 453 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:23,004 I came to apologize to Nate for dinner 454 00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:25,319 and bring vodka to get him drunk. 455 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,032 - In a nightie. - It is night. 456 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:32,159 Okay, so I think that Nate has probably given you the wrong impression. 457 00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:34,094 He's married, and in America... 458 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,063 Yeah, I know about marriages in America. 459 00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:38,765 All the time worrying, "does he love me? Do I love him?" 460 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,867 Is a waste of time. Love is luxury, 461 00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:44,037 and marriage is a business transaction. Okay? 462 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:46,673 Well, that sounds like a horrible way to live. 463 00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:48,942 Only if you have horrible product to sell. 464 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,087 I have great products. 465 00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:52,154 I... m... it's top... my top-notch product. 466 00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:55,591 Mm-hmm, maybe underneath those layers of jogging suit. 467 00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:59,365 But what good when you call your only customer 468 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,375 a fat douche all day? 469 00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:03,201 Don't worry. Go get your beauty sleep. 470 00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:07,258 And try to sleep extra-long. Nate come to my room to drink. 471 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:09,058 - He's got plenty to drink here. - Good night. 472 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,261 Okay, yeah, I'll tell him. 473 00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:14,783 [Under breath] "Jogging suit." I don't jog. 474 00:18:14,784 --> 00:18:15,502 - Be brave. - Ow. 475 00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:16,425 Be brave. 476 00:18:16,451 --> 00:18:17,018 - Come on. - Ow 477 00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:17,588 - Come on. - Ow. 478 00:18:17,589 --> 00:18:18,664 There you go. 479 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,697 There you go. Ow! 480 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,569 I mean, who has a bear costume just lying around their house? 481 00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,195 I am a children's performer. 482 00:18:24,221 --> 00:18:26,655 Don't try to make me to be the weirdo in this situation. 483 00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:27,956 He's the one who set this up. 484 00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,123 Come on, fellas. You know what it's like 485 00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:31,373 when your girl won't even look at you 486 00:18:31,374 --> 00:18:32,934 'cause you're only half a man to her? 487 00:18:32,935 --> 00:18:33,808 I didn't know what else to do. 488 00:18:33,809 --> 00:18:35,875 I didn't know what to do. [Crying] I... 489 00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:38,675 Hey, pro tip... stop crying so much. 490 00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:41,678 You're right. [Sobbing] You're right. 491 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,143 Man, you're rich. You got an awesome house. 492 00:18:44,144 --> 00:18:46,522 For god sake, your family rescued slaves. 493 00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:49,277 - People, Nate! They rescued people - People. 494 00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,079 Sure, and if that's not good enough for this woman, 495 00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:54,315 then maybe she's not the right woman for you. 496 00:18:54,805 --> 00:18:58,077 Now how much footage did... did you actually get, Nate, 497 00:18:58,078 --> 00:19:00,712 before this... [mutters] 498 00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:03,658 I know we got up to at least the rotate double takedown. 499 00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:05,458 Oh, th-there's the underhook counter. 500 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,949 Trapped leg roll. 501 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:09,294 Yeah, I was late on the butterfly kickout shit. Yeah. 502 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,505 What the [Bleep] are you talking about? 503 00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:13,840 You just hugged each other and fell down. 504 00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:16,087 My god, looky here, Nate. 505 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,354 [Laughing] 506 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,589 Your big, dumb, shaky fingers 507 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,110 hit the stop button before Carl even started talking! 508 00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:23,971 Look at that! You couldn't cut it any better. 509 00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:25,540 Whoo! Perfect. Go back. 510 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,634 Your big, dumb, shaky fingers. [Laughs] 511 00:19:26,635 --> 00:19:28,167 I will knock you the [Bleep] out. 512 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,302 [Door creaks] 513 00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:31,972 - I have a great product. - [Door closes] 514 00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:35,409 Yeah. That was never in question. That is... 515 00:19:35,411 --> 00:19:38,812 - You were a douche today. - I was an asshole. It was the vodka. 516 00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:40,347 Is this happening? What's happening? 517 00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:41,417 - This? I... - Yeah. 518 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:44,007 Dude made me fight a guy in a bear suit... 519 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,441 - What? - To impress a woman. 520 00:19:46,443 --> 00:19:47,609 That's elaborate. 521 00:19:47,611 --> 00:19:50,845 Man, people try so hard to impress one another, 522 00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:52,347 okay, babe, and we don't. 523 00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:54,571 That's what's so great about us. We don't try. 524 00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,892 I am trying so hard. I'm trying so hard right now. 525 00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,777 Yeah, and I appreciate it, but you don't have to. 526 00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:01,981 [Imitates Russian accent] Why? You don't like this? 527 00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:03,152 - No. No. - [Normal voice] That was not good. 528 00:20:03,153 --> 00:20:05,082 I-I'm saying that this is awesome, 529 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,790 but this is just as sexy. 530 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:07,702 - Yeah? - Yes! 531 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,212 Oh, thank god, 532 00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,959 'cause these panties are like a medical procedure. 533 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,225 - Take 'em off. - Take 'em off. 534 00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:13,360 - Get comfy. - Oh, my god. Thank you. 535 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,820 - See? This is us. - Oh, yeah, this is... oh, god, yeah. 536 00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:20,099 - Yes. We are effortless. - We are. Mmm. 537 00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:21,663 - You know what, though? - Mm-hmm? 538 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,153 Maybe you could make a little more effort? 539 00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:23,662 Mm-hmm? 540 00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:24,863 Don't proposition me on the toilet. 541 00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:26,131 - Never again. - No. 542 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,237 - Ever. - We're really good, aren't we? 543 00:20:28,238 --> 00:20:30,672 We are the best couple in this room. 544 00:20:30,674 --> 00:20:32,258 - Everyone wants what we got. - I know. 545 00:20:32,259 --> 00:20:34,158 But they ain't gonna get it, okay? Okay. 546 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,391 Speaking of which, I could really get some of what I got. 547 00:20:37,392 --> 00:20:40,253 Oh, you wanna get what you got while the getting's good? 548 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,050 - Again, too much effort. Just get down. - All right. All right. 549 00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,317 - I thought you liked these? - I do not like these. 550 00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:45,484 - You hate them. - Mom, dad... 551 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:45,896 Just... oh, shit. 552 00:20:45,922 --> 00:20:47,782 I've got a few more questions about love. 553 00:20:47,808 --> 00:20:50,062 Oh, baby, come right here and sit next to me. 554 00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:52,922 - Yeah. - Come on. Let's talk it out. 555 00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:55,358 Right. 556 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,693 - Not gon' get it. - No. 557 00:20:57,695 --> 00:21:00,430 [Groans] 558 00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:02,165 Sorry, babe. 559 00:21:04,502 --> 00:21:06,402 560 00:21:07,069 --> 00:21:09,603 [Panting] Darling, I did it. 561 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:12,996 I fought a bear and I won. Nate... he got scared. 562 00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:15,465 He stopped recording before I broke the thing's neck. 563 00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:17,232 It was ugly. It was awful, 564 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,069 but I'm in one piece, and I'm all yours. 565 00:21:22,706 --> 00:21:24,473 Ew. 566 00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:27,809 Ew. Ew! Ew! 567 00:21:27,811 --> 00:21:31,079 Why am I watching an old man make out with a little girl?! 568 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:35,250 569 00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:38,661 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com - 570 00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:43,261 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42960

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