Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,305 --> 00:00:02,128
Okay, we're in second.
2
00:00:02,128 --> 00:00:04,735
Hands at 10 and 2. You
keep it nice and straight
3
00:00:04,736 --> 00:00:05,935
till we get a little bit of speed.
4
00:00:05,937 --> 00:00:07,136
I got this. Relax.
5
00:00:07,138 --> 00:00:08,705
Okay, just listen, all right?
6
00:00:08,707 --> 00:00:11,174
Then you take your foot off
the clutch when I say so,
7
00:00:11,176 --> 00:00:12,279
- and you're gonna hear it start.
- Then I turn.
8
00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,646
No, you just... no, you
step on the brake, okay?
9
00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,515
And we come to a nice, gentle stop.
10
00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,716
- When do I turn?
- You don't turn.
11
00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,384
- I'm a good Turner.
- That's...
12
00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,653
hey, make sure he understands
exactly what you're saying.
13
00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,255
Babe, I got this. Relax.
14
00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,923
Sorry. Sorry.
15
00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,226
Delilah, sweetie, let's
get out of the road.
16
00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,760
This is an active highway.
17
00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,964
[Crow cawing]
18
00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:34,066
All right, come on no. Let's get some.
19
00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:38,503
Ready? Count of three.
One, two, three. [Grunts]
20
00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,906
[Grunting]
21
00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,674
[Strained voice]
Ugh, it's not going anywhere!
22
00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,042
I really feel like I should be steering.
23
00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,312
Nope. I need you pushing... harder.
24
00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,696
- You're so quick to give up on pushing.
- Excuse me?
25
00:00:49,696 --> 00:00:51,676
I guess that's why we
weren't born vaginally.
26
00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,843
Well, you have a perfectly
shaped head, so you're welcome.
27
00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,679
- What the...
- [Sighs] All right.
28
00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,380
Are you stepping on
the brake or something?
29
00:00:57,382 --> 00:01:00,417
- Yep, nice and hard.
- Ugh. Why would you do that?!
30
00:01:00,419 --> 00:01:02,519
- You said to.
- I said after you started.
31
00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,422
- I'm trying my best.
- That's the disappointing part, Honey.
32
00:01:05,424 --> 00:01:07,057
- Baby.
- Sorry.
33
00:01:07,059 --> 00:01:09,125
- What?
- Okay, we're good.
34
00:01:09,127 --> 00:01:11,127
- So A.M. or F.M.?
- No, no radio.
35
00:01:11,129 --> 00:01:13,697
10 and 2. Clutch. Okay?
When I say, pop it.
36
00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:14,898
- Pop.
- Pop it.
37
00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,099
- Pop it.
- You got this.
38
00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:17,499
- Clutch.
- [Claps hands]
39
00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,799
All right, here we go, here we
go, here we go, here we go.
40
00:01:18,801 --> 00:01:22,002
- Got it?
- Yep. Whoo! [Grunts]
41
00:01:22,004 --> 00:01:24,728
[Grunts] [Laughs] Yeah!
42
00:01:25,072 --> 00:01:27,641
Now we're cooking without gas. [Laughs]
43
00:01:27,643 --> 00:01:29,843
- All right, pop it!
- What?
44
00:01:29,845 --> 00:01:31,745
- Pop the clutch!
- Which one's the clutch?
45
00:01:31,747 --> 00:01:33,580
Robin: The one your foot is on!
46
00:01:33,582 --> 00:01:35,783
- [Engine starts]
- Yeah! All right! Yes!
47
00:01:35,785 --> 00:01:37,451
I knew it would work!
Okay, nice, easy brake!
48
00:01:37,453 --> 00:01:39,253
- What?
- No, that's the gas!
49
00:01:39,255 --> 00:01:40,754
- What?!
- Gas!
50
00:01:40,756 --> 00:01:42,323
Oh, god, he's drifting. Turn, turn it!
51
00:01:42,325 --> 00:01:44,391
- No! Brake!
- Turn, no brake?
52
00:01:44,393 --> 00:01:45,926
- Brake!
- Turn it!
53
00:01:45,928 --> 00:01:48,028
Brake!
54
00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:49,496
Jared! Oh, my god!
55
00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,401
- [Panting]
- [Gasps]
56
00:01:54,403 --> 00:01:56,904
This is the best vacation ever!
57
00:01:56,906 --> 00:01:58,472
[Sighs deeply]
58
00:01:58,474 --> 00:02:00,908
Man:
somewhere behind the mountains
59
00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:03,844
There is a place I figured out...
60
00:02:03,846 --> 00:02:06,313
[music warps, rewinds]
61
00:02:06,315 --> 00:02:08,582
[Whirring sound]
62
00:02:09,884 --> 00:02:12,119
[Whispering] Okay, guys,
let's jackets on, jackets on.
63
00:02:12,121 --> 00:02:13,520
Jackets on. Switch the arm.
64
00:02:13,522 --> 00:02:15,328
I think I'm gonna take
half a sleeping pill.
65
00:02:15,353 --> 00:02:18,020
Sounds great. Everybody can
have a nice, long nap in the car.
66
00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:20,811
Yeah, you know, I just wanna
fall asleep on the plane
67
00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,202
and wake up on the beach. [Pills rattle]
68
00:02:22,204 --> 00:02:23,508
Are you sure your sister's up for this?
69
00:02:23,508 --> 00:02:25,105
Yeah, she's just watching the cat
70
00:02:25,107 --> 00:02:26,247
and making sure the
house doesn't burn down.
71
00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,847
[Laughs]
72
00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,048
I'm a mess.
73
00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,416
Yeah, no shit.
74
00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,151
[Mouth full] You can
leave Noonie with me.
75
00:02:33,238 --> 00:02:34,504
I swear, she'll be safe.
76
00:02:34,506 --> 00:02:36,306
I'm not even sure what she said.
77
00:02:36,308 --> 00:02:38,474
- She's more responsible than she looks.
- [Groans]
78
00:02:39,298 --> 00:02:42,654
Just call me if you
have any questions, okay?
79
00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:44,592
[Seat belt whirs]
80
00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:45,913
Please don't kill her.
81
00:02:46,131 --> 00:02:47,507
[Baby voice] I love you, little bunny.
82
00:02:47,509 --> 00:02:48,709
Bye.
83
00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:50,110
Why are we taking blue thunder?
84
00:02:50,112 --> 00:02:51,712
- It's our trip car.
- We're going to the airport.
85
00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,867
- Yeah, that's a trip.
- It's got a bad starter motor.
86
00:02:53,892 --> 00:02:55,572
Hey, I'll stat her motor.
87
00:02:55,597 --> 00:02:58,218
No. 3 in the morning.
So not in the mood.
88
00:02:58,296 --> 00:03:00,230
Sorry. I'm just...
I'm really tired. Okay.
89
00:03:00,232 --> 00:03:02,094
But I promise, we're
gonna do it at least twice.
90
00:03:02,119 --> 00:03:03,318
- Wow.
- Yeah.
91
00:03:03,343 --> 00:03:04,542
Twice.
92
00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:07,404
93
00:03:11,075 --> 00:03:13,410
[tires screech]
94
00:03:19,717 --> 00:03:21,618
Man: [Southern accent]
Whatchu doing there?
95
00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,586
[Grunts]
96
00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,257
Whatchu doing there?
97
00:03:27,259 --> 00:03:29,959
- What?
- Whatchu doing there?
98
00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:31,494
[Groans]
99
00:03:31,496 --> 00:03:34,597
What time is your father... Nate? Nate?
100
00:03:34,597 --> 00:03:35,796
- What...
- Hey. [Sighs]
101
00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,064
Hey. What's going on?
102
00:03:37,066 --> 00:03:38,632
No, no, no. Go back to sleep. It's fine.
103
00:03:38,634 --> 00:03:39,835
Is that Punxsutawney Phil?
104
00:03:39,835 --> 00:03:41,568
Yeah, that looks, uh,
like him. Yeah, yeah.
105
00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:43,437
I had to get gas, and the G.P.S. said
106
00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,072
the highway one was open,
107
00:03:45,074 --> 00:03:46,774
but I wasn't, so I had to keep driving.
108
00:03:46,776 --> 00:03:48,709
Why are we in Penis-lavania?
109
00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:51,111
It's Pennsylvania, you illiterate.
110
00:03:51,113 --> 00:03:52,746
- [Engine sputtering]
- [Stammers]
111
00:03:52,748 --> 00:03:54,181
No, no, come on, come on, come on.
112
00:03:54,183 --> 00:03:56,350
No, get back in the
car. Back in... [groans]
113
00:03:56,352 --> 00:03:58,152
Come on, come on. What are
you doing? [Car door closes]
114
00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,187
- She's pissed.
- Baby, baby, baby, baby.
115
00:04:00,189 --> 00:04:03,290
- Tell me why I'm not on a plane right now.
- [Horn blares]
116
00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,405
Can we please just get back
in the car and talk about this,
117
00:04:05,407 --> 00:04:06,673
- please?
- No, I'm trying to catch you..
118
00:04:06,675 --> 00:04:07,466
Did you change the whole thing on me?
119
00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:08,901
Are we still going to
Florida? What's happening?
120
00:04:08,903 --> 00:04:09,854
Yeah, of course we're going to Florida.
121
00:04:09,854 --> 00:04:12,142
- We're just driving.
- But you didn't think to tell me that?
122
00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:13,675
- You fell asleep.
- But we had plane tickets.
123
00:04:13,677 --> 00:04:14,976
[Horn honks]
124
00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:17,166
There's more pumps. Just go around!
125
00:04:17,307 --> 00:04:19,708
Thanks so much. Thank you.
126
00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:22,511
- Truckers, right?
- Whatchu doing there?
127
00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,531
Sorry, what?
128
00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,763
[Slurs] Whatchu doing there?
129
00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,498
That made less sense. What?
130
00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,200
[Slurs indistinctly]
131
00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:29,868
- [Speaks indistinctly]
- Let's just go. Come on.
132
00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,170
Babe, Babe, Babe, Babe,
where are the plane tickets?
133
00:04:31,172 --> 00:04:32,471
- Hmm?
- The... where are the plane tickets?
134
00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,006
Okay, look, you were
the one whose schedule
135
00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:34,616
was up in the air, right?
136
00:04:34,616 --> 00:04:36,249
You made me buy the refundable tickets,
137
00:04:36,251 --> 00:04:39,454
which we can't afford...
So I-I refunded them.
138
00:04:39,454 --> 00:04:41,387
Oh, my god. Oh, my go. So you
get the refundable tickets.
139
00:04:41,388 --> 00:04:42,821
Oh, my god! Oh, my go! We
can't afford refundable tickets!
140
00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:44,422
I thought we retired "impulsive Nate."
141
00:04:44,424 --> 00:04:46,391
I thought about this a lot, okay?
142
00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:48,417
And I made a necessary
financial decision.
143
00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:49,330
So you're the decider now.
144
00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,225
You don't talk to me about things.
145
00:04:50,226 --> 00:04:52,294
- We don't discuss thins anymore.
- [Horn blares loudly]
146
00:04:52,296 --> 00:04:53,562
Man: Whatchu doin' there?
147
00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:54,930
Can we please just get back in the car?
148
00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:57,315
- We'll talk. We'll talk.
- Whatchu doin' there?
149
00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:01,042
Yes, exactly. What am I doing here?
150
00:05:01,044 --> 00:05:03,511
- Ugh.
- I...
151
00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:10,051
All right. Ha ha. [Car door opens]
152
00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:13,154
Whoo! [Singsongy] Road trip!
153
00:05:13,156 --> 00:05:14,789
- Yeah!
- [Laughs]
154
00:05:14,791 --> 00:05:16,357
[Engine sputtering]
155
00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,925
- [Engine turns over]
- Here we go. Here we go!
156
00:05:17,927 --> 00:05:19,527
[Shifts gears]
157
00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:22,596
["Let's go" by He's My Brother
She's My Sister playing]
158
00:05:27,436 --> 00:05:29,003
Well, let's go let's go
159
00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:30,504
Let's say goodbye let's leave
160
00:05:30,506 --> 00:05:32,173
Let's leave let's find our peace
161
00:05:32,175 --> 00:05:34,241
Let's go
162
00:05:34,243 --> 00:05:37,545
Let's go
163
00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:38,979
Jared, what do we got
for breakfast, huh?
164
00:05:38,981 --> 00:05:39,674
Give me options.
165
00:05:39,675 --> 00:05:41,840
Um, Banana Creamery.
166
00:05:42,262 --> 00:05:44,296
Says it's the best shake
joint in the county.
167
00:05:44,298 --> 00:05:46,365
Ice cream for breakfast
sounds like vacation to me,
168
00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,200
- What do you say, Duper D?
- Whatevs.
169
00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:50,060
Robin: Something's going on.
170
00:05:50,061 --> 00:05:52,060
- Are you having a
mid-life crisis? - Nate: No.
171
00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:53,439
Do you have a new wife? A secret wife.
172
00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,374
- I... well, she's not a secret anymore.
- No. Is she pretty?
173
00:05:55,376 --> 00:05:57,009
- She's younger.
- Not what I asked.
174
00:05:57,011 --> 00:05:58,644
She's beautiful, actually. No.
175
00:05:58,646 --> 00:06:00,546
- Yes. No, no, no, she's...
- [Horn blares, tires squeal]
176
00:06:00,548 --> 00:06:02,848
Oh, my god! What is this guy's problem?
177
00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:04,750
Pennsylvania drivers...
they're the worst!
178
00:06:04,752 --> 00:06:06,051
You know, I tried to figure out
179
00:06:06,053 --> 00:06:07,486
a way to not go through Pennsylvania.
180
00:06:07,488 --> 00:06:09,788
Like on an airplane?
181
00:06:11,935 --> 00:06:14,304
[Australian accent] Who's up
for a game of accents, huh?
182
00:06:14,306 --> 00:06:15,150
From down under. Huh..
183
00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:17,817
- That's the hardest one for me.
- I know. That's why I chose it.
184
00:06:17,819 --> 00:06:20,141
Come on now. Momsy, I know you love it.
185
00:06:20,282 --> 00:06:21,554
[Australian accent] I didgeridoo.
186
00:06:21,556 --> 00:06:22,956
Oh, there she is. There's Momsy.
187
00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:25,391
I am wonderin', though,
if maybe Daddy hasn't
188
00:06:25,393 --> 00:06:27,293
lost his marbles.
189
00:06:27,295 --> 00:06:29,673
Well, this game backfired
on me, but we're in luck.
190
00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,941
There's the Banana
Creamery. Get excited. Whoo!
191
00:06:32,943 --> 00:06:34,142
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
192
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,144
- Children: Whoo!
- Jared: Banana!
193
00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,515
What kind of ice cream place is this?
194
00:06:40,517 --> 00:06:43,018
Adrian P. says the cherries are poppin'.
195
00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,319
Hey, if the truckers eat here,
196
00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,458
you know it's gonna be good.
197
00:06:45,459 --> 00:06:47,596
Well, truckers also
urinate in empty jugs
198
00:06:47,621 --> 00:06:48,882
and then fling them at hitchhikers.
199
00:06:48,883 --> 00:06:50,117
- I don't think they do that.
- That's awesome!
200
00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,734
Can I be a trucker when I grow up?
201
00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,720
Yeah, you can be whatever
you want when you grow up.
202
00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,517
How about an orthodontist?
203
00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,020
This is gonna be great.
How great is this?
204
00:06:56,022 --> 00:06:57,288
When do we ever get to do this?
205
00:06:57,290 --> 00:06:59,156
Kids! Can you wait, please?
206
00:06:59,158 --> 00:07:00,558
I'm going to the bathroom!
207
00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,460
See? They're always
running away from us.
208
00:07:02,462 --> 00:07:04,929
This is our chance to dial
in, connect as a family.
209
00:07:04,931 --> 00:07:06,597
- Okay.
- Become better parents.
210
00:07:06,599 --> 00:07:08,538
Okay, look, you feel like
you need to speak in cliches'
211
00:07:08,563 --> 00:07:10,763
to justify what you did,
that's great. That's fine.
212
00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:12,231
But you know what? Just for the record,
213
00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:13,371
we're great parents.
214
00:07:13,372 --> 00:07:15,171
["Get low" by Dillon Francis
and D.J. Shake playing]
215
00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,641
Get, get, get, get
low when the whistle go
216
00:07:17,643 --> 00:07:22,412
217
00:07:29,053 --> 00:07:31,855
Get, get, get low when the whistle go
218
00:07:31,857 --> 00:07:33,256
[door creaks]
219
00:07:33,258 --> 00:07:34,424
220
00:07:34,426 --> 00:07:36,159
what kind of a milkshake
place was that?!
221
00:07:36,161 --> 00:07:38,028
Um...
222
00:07:38,053 --> 00:07:40,107
Uh... Uh...
223
00:07:41,289 --> 00:07:43,940
Banana Creamery? Are
you kidding me with this?
224
00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:45,231
Well, I didn't pick it.
225
00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:46,833
Why did all those girls have wedgies?
226
00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,733
But I should've noticed the
banana spanking the girl.
227
00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,969
Hey! I got child protective
services on speed dial.
228
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,804
- Do I need to use it?
- No.
229
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,606
Oh, god. Where's Delilah?
230
00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:55,907
[Sighs]
231
00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,977
[Muffled rock music playing]
232
00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,114
You gotta be kidding me.
233
00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,150
I can't believe you're making
me pay a cover for this.
234
00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,174
Bathrooms are for paying customers only.
235
00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:09,443
I mean, with a name like this,
it must happen all the time.
236
00:08:09,443 --> 00:08:10,426
Not really.
237
00:08:10,426 --> 00:08:13,243
What is this? A 30% service fee?
238
00:08:13,268 --> 00:08:14,352
That's not legal.
239
00:08:14,354 --> 00:08:17,055
That's standard... I-I've heard.
240
00:08:17,057 --> 00:08:19,290
But I'm the one...
241
00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:23,394
242
00:08:25,931 --> 00:08:28,333
I'm the one who
makes you feel alive
243
00:08:28,335 --> 00:08:32,337
Excuse me? Excuse me, Miss?
244
00:08:32,339 --> 00:08:34,305
Are one of you girls
using the toilet stall
245
00:08:34,307 --> 00:08:35,740
as a babysitter again?
246
00:08:35,742 --> 00:08:37,342
'Cause if so, Donnie's gonna flip.
247
00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:38,762
I just really need my mom.
248
00:08:38,763 --> 00:08:40,161
Baby, girl, we all do.
249
00:08:40,164 --> 00:08:42,198
I think I got my period.
250
00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,366
[Gasps] Okay, what's your mom's name?
251
00:08:44,368 --> 00:08:46,735
- Robin.
- Do you know her stage name?
252
00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:48,537
Mommy?
253
00:08:49,506 --> 00:08:51,740
[Camera shutter clicks]
254
00:08:51,742 --> 00:08:53,943
You're a mean person.
255
00:08:53,945 --> 00:08:56,268
Friendly reminder...
don't touch the girls.
256
00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:58,936
"If you'd like naked women,
this place has naked women."
257
00:08:58,961 --> 00:09:00,915
- Why didn't you red that one?
- I thought it was a joke.
258
00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,079
Why would a milkshake
place have naked women?
259
00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,962
"Girl popped a bottle of
champagne with her a-s-s."
260
00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:08,029
My god, man, you don't
have to be Colombo
261
00:09:08,031 --> 00:09:09,552
to figure out this
isn't an ice cream place.
262
00:09:09,552 --> 00:09:10,985
I'm not Colombo, okay?
263
00:09:10,987 --> 00:09:13,121
I'm not gonna discover America.
264
00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:15,468
I just wanna get back
inside and get an ice cream.
265
00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:16,768
- No!
- Why?!
266
00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,436
Because you're not
old enough for this...
267
00:09:18,438 --> 00:09:21,105
Particular flavor of sadness.
268
00:09:21,107 --> 00:09:22,640
[Gravel crunching]
269
00:09:22,642 --> 00:09:24,208
You guys got rocky road?
270
00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:27,011
Actually, I think she
works over at Chubby's now.
271
00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:28,612
I'm not explaining that.
272
00:09:28,613 --> 00:09:33,515
Man:
set it off, set it off, set it off
273
00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:35,617
So every 28 days,
it comes like clockwork,
274
00:09:35,619 --> 00:09:38,420
- if you're regular...
- Delilah, sweetie, oh, my god.
275
00:09:38,601 --> 00:09:41,869
Honey, are you okay?
What are you doing here?
276
00:09:41,922 --> 00:09:42,724
What's going on?
277
00:09:42,726 --> 00:09:44,292
It's cool. She got her menses,
278
00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:46,861
but don't worry. She
handled it like a pro.
279
00:09:46,863 --> 00:09:49,564
[Gasps] Oh, I'm so sorry.
280
00:09:49,566 --> 00:09:51,332
I'm so sorry I wasn't here for you.
281
00:09:51,334 --> 00:09:53,735
- It's okay.
- Oh. [Mouths words]
282
00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:55,874
Don't worry. We showed her the ropes.
283
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,133
Oh, well, thank you so
much. What's your name?
284
00:09:58,135 --> 00:09:59,205
Vagabondage.
285
00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:01,331
Well, thank you... Andrea.
286
00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:03,999
- Vagandrea with a "V."
- That's what I thought you said.
287
00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:05,900
Excuse me. There's no girls
out on the dance floor.
288
00:10:05,902 --> 00:10:07,802
- You think I can...
- Slow your roll, Marty Ray.
289
00:10:07,804 --> 00:10:08,845
We're having a moment here.
290
00:10:08,846 --> 00:10:10,478
Yeah, raincoater... [bleep] off.
291
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,813
- [Women gasp]
- Nope. Let's go. Time to go.
292
00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:14,815
- [Women speaking at once]
- Thank you so much. Thanks so much.
293
00:10:14,817 --> 00:10:16,917
Bye! ...Come in here
and talking about...
294
00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:18,519
Hey, what's wrong? What happened?
295
00:10:18,521 --> 00:10:21,055
Can we just not talk about
it, please? It's fine.
296
00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:22,923
Tell me everything you saw in there.
297
00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:24,125
How many boobs did you see?
298
00:10:24,127 --> 00:10:25,993
I don't know. 57.
299
00:10:25,995 --> 00:10:28,629
Your daughter has, um, well...
300
00:10:28,631 --> 00:10:33,167
She's a... She's entering
a new phase in her life.
301
00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:35,603
What? She got her...
302
00:10:35,605 --> 00:10:38,239
She... Super D, you got your P...
303
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:42,043
in... in there?
That's... So unfortunate.
304
00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:44,278
- But wow.
- Got her what?
305
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,680
Congratulations.
306
00:10:45,682 --> 00:10:47,615
For what? Why doesn't
anyone tell me anything?
307
00:10:47,617 --> 00:10:49,617
My baby can have babies now.
308
00:10:49,619 --> 00:10:51,385
- I mean, don't you go having babies.
- [Laughs]
309
00:10:51,387 --> 00:10:52,887
Good luck trying to find some sucker
310
00:10:52,889 --> 00:10:55,690
who wants to hatch the eggs
in that ugly forehead, huh?
311
00:10:55,692 --> 00:10:57,078
What?
312
00:10:57,079 --> 00:10:59,671
I said, try finding a
dude who wants to grapple
313
00:10:59,672 --> 00:11:02,505
with this old baby hatch. [Laughs] Ow.
314
00:11:02,507 --> 00:11:04,207
Do you not know where babies come from?
315
00:11:04,209 --> 00:11:04,767
Yeah, I do.
316
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,443
I thought you said you
explained this to him.
317
00:11:06,444 --> 00:11:08,578
I did. I did. You said you knew.
318
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,380
I do. Toddy down the street told me.
319
00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:11,313
Toddy's 7!
320
00:11:11,313 --> 00:11:13,817
Guy's cool. He's got his own trampoline.
321
00:11:13,818 --> 00:11:16,819
Playa sit drops like a
boss, like six in a row.
322
00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:18,821
What are you talking about?
323
00:11:18,823 --> 00:11:20,957
- What? Toddy talks like that.
- Can we please just leave?
324
00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:22,659
Yes. Give me the keys. I'll drive.
325
00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:23,927
- Let's go. Let's go.
- All right.
326
00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:25,795
- Let's go. Come on.
- Hold up, you guys.
327
00:11:25,797 --> 00:11:27,997
Threw together a little
care package for you...
328
00:11:27,999 --> 00:11:29,499
a few womanly essentials.
329
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,734
Got you some lip balm,
some O.T.C. painkillers.
330
00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:34,270
[Pills rattle] Wipes, more wipes,
331
00:11:34,272 --> 00:11:37,006
some scented sprays to keep
the undercarriage in order.
332
00:11:37,008 --> 00:11:38,808
This one smells like bubble gum.
333
00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:40,843
This one's bubble gum with glitter.
334
00:11:40,845 --> 00:11:41,898
- Okay.
- Now this one smells like...
335
00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:43,466
I will take that. I'll
just take that. Thank you.
336
00:11:43,468 --> 00:11:44,968
- Careful. The cap's loose.
- Oh, it is loose.
337
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,437
Can I see you pop a bottle of champagne
338
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,039
- with your ass?
- What? No.
339
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,373
No. No.
340
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,242
- I am so sorry about that.
- What?
341
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,444
Y'all are terrible parents.
342
00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:56,045
- Makes me glad I never knew mine.
- [Van door slides shut]
343
00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:58,278
Do we owe you money, by any chance?
344
00:11:58,281 --> 00:12:00,115
[Scoffs]
345
00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:03,051
346
00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:04,686
I'm just thinking out loud here,
347
00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:07,021
but we've gotten off
to a really rough start.
348
00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:08,921
I mean, should we even
be going on this trip?
349
00:12:08,923 --> 00:12:10,323
Both: What? Why? What do you mean?
350
00:12:10,325 --> 00:12:11,598
The kids have been
looking forward to this.
351
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,980
- Have they?
- Yes. Of course.
352
00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:16,333
You didn't even wanna go
till you found out Chaz
353
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,235
is gonna stay in the same resort as us.
354
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,605
Right, like you weren't all,
"see you there, Chaz!
355
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:25,342
Let's grab some waves
in Fort Liquordale, Chaz."
356
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,210
Hey, can we, uh, be
quiet there in the back?
357
00:12:27,212 --> 00:12:29,037
- I'm trying to talk to your dad about this.
- [Sighs]
358
00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:31,056
I don't know if I'm prepared
for 20 more hours of this.
359
00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:31,740
It's only 17.
360
00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:33,508
The car reeks from the
kindness of strippers,
361
00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:34,977
- don't you think?
- They're dancers.
362
00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:37,947
- Don't shame sex trader worker.
- See that?
363
00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:39,415
- I did not pick that restaurant.
- No.
364
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:41,050
I wanna go flamingo fishing.
365
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,586
- You don't fish for flamingos.
- Yeah, you do. Toddy told me.
366
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,354
Toddy's an idiot. Why
do you listen to him?
367
00:12:45,356 --> 00:12:46,956
He says he's the oracle.
368
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,924
That's what an idiot would say!
369
00:12:48,926 --> 00:12:51,060
Guys, please, we're having a discussion.
370
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,429
The grownups are having
a discussion, okay?
371
00:12:53,431 --> 00:12:55,031
- Just relax.
- Telling me to relax
372
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:57,566
is the least relaxing
thing you can do right now.
373
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,968
I know. You're just being
a little harsh with them.
374
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:00,336
I'm not mad at them.
375
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,271
This is kidnapping.
376
00:13:02,273 --> 00:13:04,573
Give me the marker.
377
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,709
[Country music playing]
378
00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:08,811
There's a flying J on 13.
379
00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:09,984
Wonder if they have that double nozzle
380
00:13:09,985 --> 00:13:11,485
- in the shower.
- Oh, yes, they do.
381
00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:12,921
[Both laugh]
382
00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,824
Jerry, oh, my god. Look.
383
00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:17,958
- _
- What are we gonna do?
384
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,574
Okay, get County Mountie on the blower.
385
00:13:20,574 --> 00:13:22,874
I'm gonna drop back and follow 'em.
386
00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:25,155
Breaker 1-9, 10-37 in progress.
387
00:13:25,156 --> 00:13:27,023
We've got a situation on route 7.
388
00:13:27,025 --> 00:13:28,391
Bring it back.
389
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:30,426
Man: That's a big 10-4, Ginger Drapes.
390
00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:36,299
391
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,865
I just don't think we should
make any rash decisions
392
00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:39,198
on an empty stomach, okay?
393
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,970
You know, let's stop
and get a bite to eat
394
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,994
- at an actual restaurant...
- Go around me.
395
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:45,216
Go around. There's plenty of room.
396
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,801
God. Truckers. Go around!
397
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:49,198
It's fine.
398
00:13:49,223 --> 00:13:51,590
399
00:13:52,981 --> 00:13:54,649
Wait. Where are you
going? This is not the way.
400
00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:56,451
- We go straight.
- He's following us.
401
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:58,886
He's not following. Why
would anyone wanna follow us?
402
00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,588
I don't know. To carjack us.
403
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,290
Rifle through our bags and
steal our jewelry, perhaps.
404
00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:04,158
Why would you even
bring the good jewelry?
405
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,626
I told you not to
bring the good jewelry.
406
00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:07,862
And I told you I wanted to fly.
407
00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:11,799
[Truck engine revs]
408
00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:12,811
Call 9-1-1, Jared.
409
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,333
Um, what's the number?
410
00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:17,711
How is that my job to teach him that?
411
00:14:17,736 --> 00:14:20,370
Your job was police and
stranger danger stuff.
412
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,610
Ah, I got no bars. Neither do I.
413
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,878
That's okay. I'm gonna shake him.
414
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,680
That's your shake move? Pull over?
415
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:26,981
Don't stop.
416
00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:28,716
Sorry! I don't know what else to do.
417
00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:30,184
Kids, get down, get down.
418
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,886
Mommy's not gonna let
anything bad happen to you.
419
00:14:31,888 --> 00:14:33,021
Okay, I'm gonna find out
what the hell this guy wants.
420
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,204
Okay, but be careful. I love you.
421
00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:35,703
- I love you.
- Oh!
422
00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,972
And I'm sorry I lied to
you. That was so stupid.
423
00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:40,808
- It really was. Yeah.
- Okay.
424
00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:42,777
- All right.
- Okay.
425
00:14:42,779 --> 00:14:44,775
All right. Hey!
426
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:45,973
- Easy, sweetie.
- I got you, baby.
427
00:14:45,974 --> 00:14:47,318
Just so you know, the
police have been called!
428
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,300
We called the police,
and they're on their way!
429
00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:51,480
No, we called them... On you!
430
00:14:51,512 --> 00:14:52,482
We got your plates!
431
00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:54,716
- We got your plate!
- What?
432
00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:56,727
Just tell 'em it was
a joke, like a goof.
433
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:59,638
I'm pretty sure this particular
goof is a federal crime.
434
00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:01,239
- What do you want from us?!
- Babe, I got this. Relax.
435
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:02,807
Would you please stop
telling me to relax?
436
00:15:02,809 --> 00:15:04,342
I'm just trying to control
the situation out here, baby.
437
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,010
So, so condescending no
matter what the situation is.
438
00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:07,712
Okay, stranger danger...
my thing, right?
439
00:15:07,714 --> 00:15:09,747
- Okay, fine, then take care of it.
- Okay, hey!
440
00:15:09,749 --> 00:15:11,716
- What do you want from us?!
- Give us the children!
441
00:15:11,718 --> 00:15:13,117
- What?
- What?
442
00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:13,844
The kids!
443
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,672
Give us the kids, and nobody gets hurt!
444
00:15:16,672 --> 00:15:18,339
- Oh, shit. All right.
- Oh, god. Okay.
445
00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:19,807
All right, you want somebody?
446
00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:21,175
All right, kids, listen
to me. Listen to me.
447
00:15:21,177 --> 00:15:23,243
On my signal, I want you
to run into the woods.
448
00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:24,478
Run as fast as you can, okay?
449
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,013
I love you. I love you so, so much.
450
00:15:30,819 --> 00:15:32,586
Come on, pal. Come on, huh?
451
00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:34,555
Who's the tough guy?
Give you some of that!
452
00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:36,056
Don't! Hey! Hey!
453
00:15:36,058 --> 00:15:38,092
You step back in that truck,
and you drive away right now!
454
00:15:38,094 --> 00:15:40,594
I'm afraid I can't do that,
sir, not until I have those kids.
455
00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:42,663
- All right, guys, we're getting the hell out of here.
- [Engine sputtering]
456
00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:44,164
Nate: I got a purple belt in
taking names and kicking ass!
457
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,366
- Nate!
- What?
458
00:15:45,368 --> 00:15:46,567
- I got it!
- What?
459
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:47,835
Get in!
460
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:49,636
- Don't let 'em get away.
- Open the door!
461
00:15:49,638 --> 00:15:51,105
- Go around!
- Open the door!
462
00:15:51,107 --> 00:15:52,473
Go around! Get... go...
463
00:15:52,475 --> 00:15:53,674
there's a truck! There's a truck!
464
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,909
[Horn blares]
465
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,112
- Oh, my god.
- That's Pete.
466
00:15:58,114 --> 00:15:59,813
Oh! He's got a go!
467
00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:01,048
Quick, get down, get down, get down.
468
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:04,651
- I blocked 'em in, Jer!
- [Flare hisses]
469
00:16:04,653 --> 00:16:06,920
It's fine. It's a flare gun!
470
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,355
I think they might really take us!
471
00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:09,623
I don't wanna live with truckers!
472
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,959
They use jugs as bathrooms.
473
00:16:11,961 --> 00:16:14,061
Guys, come on. Come with me.
474
00:16:14,063 --> 00:16:16,163
Okay, I love you. I love you.
475
00:16:16,165 --> 00:16:18,899
- Little boy, you can trust us.
- Yeah, she's a former marine,
476
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:20,534
and she's a volunteer firefighter.
477
00:16:20,536 --> 00:16:21,802
You are not taking our children!
478
00:16:21,804 --> 00:16:23,003
Those aren't your kids!
479
00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:25,139
What? What are you talking about?!
480
00:16:25,141 --> 00:16:28,242
I don't know, but you
stay away from my family!
481
00:16:28,244 --> 00:16:30,077
- Ohh!
- [Groaning]
482
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:33,247
[Retching]
483
00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:34,448
What is that... ohh!
484
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,316
[Groaning continues]
485
00:16:36,318 --> 00:16:37,751
- [Sputters
- Oh, god!
486
00:16:37,753 --> 00:16:40,954
[Sputters, retches]
487
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,856
What is wrong with truckers?!
488
00:16:42,858 --> 00:16:44,391
There's more where that came from!
489
00:16:44,393 --> 00:16:46,026
Stop! It's our fault! We did it!
490
00:16:46,028 --> 00:16:47,661
These are really our parents!
491
00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:51,331
Yeah, it was a joke! Don't take us!
492
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,766
What the [Bleep] is that?!
493
00:16:52,768 --> 00:16:56,570
- Who are you?!
- What is wrong with you?!
494
00:16:56,572 --> 00:16:57,771
She did I!
495
00:16:57,773 --> 00:16:59,573
I'm sorry. I'm on my period.
496
00:16:59,575 --> 00:17:01,708
[Sighs] Oh, god. Oh, my...
497
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:05,145
That is a mix-up
to end all mix-ups, huh?
498
00:17:05,147 --> 00:17:07,347
Oh, my god. And you fell for it.
499
00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:11,230
That's... And now I'm cov...
but that's on us. That's on us.
500
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,763
Listen, I'm sorry. As you can see,
501
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,233
they're actually really our kids.
502
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,467
- Prove it.
- Oh, yeah. No, I don't think...
503
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,370
I don't think you can do that.
It's... just... they're ours.
504
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,538
- They came outta her.
- Robin: Yeah.
505
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,567
Yeah, he planted the
seeds in her forehead,
506
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,333
and then the eggs
grew and ate the seeds,
507
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,002
then the seeds split into two,
508
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,738
and then they popped out of her
tummy scar 12 years later, so...
509
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:30,207
Son? These people drug you?
510
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:31,708
No, but my mom takes drugs.
511
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:34,029
No, no, no. It's half...
half a sleeping pill.
512
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,055
It's not... it's not really drugs.
513
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,254
Folks, do you... do you have kids?
514
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,101
Why? Do you wanna abduct them, too?
515
00:17:38,102 --> 00:17:39,200
God, no. God, no.
516
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:41,904
No, we have enough. Uh,
if... if you had kids,
517
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:43,757
you'd know they do stupid
things all the time,
518
00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:44,987
and you're left to clean up the mess.
519
00:17:44,988 --> 00:17:47,521
What do you mean, we do stupid things?
520
00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:49,619
You are the king of stupid things!
521
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,447
Hold on. Do you think
right now is really the time
522
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:53,380
- to hash that out, young lady?
- Yeah, I do.
523
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:55,094
'Cause you get us all excited to go
524
00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:56,785
on this awesome beach
vacation in Fort Lauderdale,
525
00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:58,616
and then you just stick
us in the stupid car!
526
00:17:58,616 --> 00:18:01,200
This was a financial
decision we made, honey.
527
00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:01,826
Together.
528
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:03,439
And then you take us
to a milkshake joint
529
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,073
that has no milkshakes and
show us some naked boobs
530
00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:07,279
and then drag us out.
531
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,345
That's... Not in context.
532
00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:13,314
Uh...
533
00:18:13,316 --> 00:18:14,984
We're sorry for the, uh, mix-up.
534
00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:16,384
No, that's... No! Oh, god, no, please.
535
00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:18,084
That's on us. Thank you.
536
00:18:18,086 --> 00:18:20,020
Honey, I was saying earlier,
truckers are the nicest people.
537
00:18:20,022 --> 00:18:21,821
That was a quote. That's
a quote. Good people.
538
00:18:21,823 --> 00:18:25,091
Well, I mean, it's not like we
think you're terrible parents.
539
00:18:25,093 --> 00:18:27,027
Mm. [Chuckles] But, um...
540
00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:29,417
- Yeah.
- Well, thank you.
541
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:30,684
- That's not a compliment.
- No.
542
00:18:30,686 --> 00:18:32,919
Oh. [Engine starts]
543
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:35,790
544
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,294
[exhales]
545
00:18:40,296 --> 00:18:42,430
Okay. Democracy rules.
546
00:18:42,432 --> 00:18:44,132
Everybody gets a vote this time.
547
00:18:44,134 --> 00:18:45,500
Do we go north or south?
548
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,068
Do we cut our losses, go back home?
549
00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:49,804
Or do we drive hard and have
six full days on the beach?
550
00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:52,006
Like a bird of winter,
we fly north to the beach.
551
00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:54,275
I really should have
absorbed you in utero.
552
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,743
We vote south.
553
00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:57,111
- Babe?
- Hmm?
554
00:18:57,113 --> 00:18:58,679
Yeah, sure.
555
00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:00,848
Just know I know there's something
556
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,885
you're still not telling me.
557
00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,523
558
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:07,223
You're fired.
559
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:10,192
There's no need for a
perp walk, all right?
560
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:12,494
It's called trying to save
the company, you dicks!
561
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:15,597
That's my stuff! That's my stuff.
562
00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,632
[Horn honks in distance]
563
00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:21,859
I don't know what you're talking about.
564
00:19:22,072 --> 00:19:24,072
Okay.
565
00:19:24,074 --> 00:19:26,708
Now let's get the hell
out of Penis-lavania, huh?
566
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,643
- Told you it's called that.
- Shut up.
567
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:32,514
[Engine sputtering]
568
00:19:34,684 --> 00:19:35,484
Let's go.
569
00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:37,219
- Hold up. [Clears throat]
- [Continues sputtering]
570
00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:39,287
It's fine. It happened the other day.
571
00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,289
I just have to get out and give
it a little push. Can I steer?
572
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,480
Teach my boy how to drive
on a family vacation?
573
00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:44,392
[Mouths words]
574
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:45,927
Sounds like we're about
to make some memories.
575
00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:48,514
Yeah. Whoo! Go on. Get some!
576
00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:50,716
The car still works.
It's just in a ditch.
577
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,240
We're still gonna have
five and a half solid days
578
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,507
- at the beach.
- Are we bad parent?
579
00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:56,675
What? No.
580
00:19:56,677 --> 00:19:58,277
The fact that you would
even ask that question
581
00:19:58,279 --> 00:20:00,145
makes you a great parent.
582
00:20:00,147 --> 00:20:01,713
- Okay.
- You're the best.
583
00:20:01,715 --> 00:20:04,650
Well.. Well... Close.
584
00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,451
[Both laugh]
585
00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:08,303
And it's not our fault that
he's such a shitty driver.
586
00:20:08,303 --> 00:20:09,569
Well, he's only 11, so...
587
00:20:09,571 --> 00:20:11,938
Still pretty shitty. Yeah. Yea.
588
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,541
All right, guys, let's saddle up, huh?
589
00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:18,244
- Grab a bag.
- Going for a hike.
590
00:20:18,246 --> 00:20:20,347
Jared: Come on, get some!
591
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,615
Nate: Look at that sunset.
592
00:20:22,617 --> 00:20:24,017
You're not gonna see that from a plane.
593
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,270
No, an airplane is
pretty much the best place
594
00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:28,221
to see a sunset,
595
00:20:28,223 --> 00:20:30,123
but keep selling me on the road trip.
596
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,825
[Scottish brogue]
Another game of accents?
597
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:33,126
Maybe from the Highlands of Scotland?
598
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,594
Robin: [Scottish brogue] Aye,
599
00:20:34,596 --> 00:20:36,586
now there's an accent I can do.
600
00:20:36,587 --> 00:20:38,419
Delilah: You sound more like a pirate.
601
00:20:38,421 --> 00:20:40,754
Jared: Yeah, right,
like she can fly a plane.
602
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:43,657
Nate: Sounds like someone
needs a hearing aid.
603
00:20:46,186 --> 00:20:47,919
So that's pretty much the story.
604
00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:49,632
You know, it was a bumpy start for sure,
605
00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:52,895
but, uh, couple of days
later, we were on the beach,
606
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:55,830
and we were all a little
closer because of it.
607
00:20:55,832 --> 00:20:59,133
Oh, cut it with the "we
all learned a lot" bullshit.
608
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:00,868
This isn't a good-natured expos?
609
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,036
on the inner workings
610
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:04,179
of the modern family
dynamic, Mr. Parker.
611
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,780
This is a federal investigation.
612
00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:09,482
Now I want details.
613
00:21:09,484 --> 00:21:11,947
Um... What exactly is going on here?
614
00:21:11,948 --> 00:21:14,615
- Do I need a lawyer?
- I don't know. Do you?
615
00:21:14,617 --> 00:21:16,083
I don't know. I just
asked you that question,
616
00:21:16,085 --> 00:21:17,851
and you just answered my question
617
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:20,387
- with another question.
- Did I?
618
00:21:21,856 --> 00:21:23,522
You just did it again.
619
00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:25,546
- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
620
00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:30,146
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
46310
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof