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-Okay, you can look.
-It's a tree!
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And it's just
the first week of December!
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How together are we?!
How together are we?!
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We even said that together!
We even said that together!
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Okay,
this is getting weird. Okay,
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So, a tree?
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Yeah, we're so on top of it
this year,
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we're even doing
a Christmas card!
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Take the picture,
Kenneth?
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Seems like
a lot more work
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having to Photoshop me in
later,
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but okay.
I'll go get the camera.
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The new and improved
DiMeos.
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Gone are the days
where we would let things slide
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or drop the ball
or, you know,
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not finish...
you know, whatever.
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Dylan: Wrong.
You are the same, if not worse,
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and I can prove it
with one word.
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Yeah, righ--
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Man-cave.
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Both: Aughh!
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Ah, yeah. That was it!
That was the one!
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Technically, I think
it's two words, but still!
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Such a nice idea.
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Ten months later?
Nothing!
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JJ,
it's not my fault.
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Daddy said that he was
gonna fix up the garage.
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Thanks for that.
I meant to.
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I really did,
but stuff got in the way,
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and then it became
one of those things that --
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that everybody has,
that you want to take care of
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but every time you think
about it
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you feel bad
so you ignore it.
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Not everyone has those.
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The "JJ's Dream" Charity.
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Aughh!
Why did I promise so many people
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I'd build
an accessible playground
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for kids
with all abilities?
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To impress a girl
who broke up with you anyway.
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I know!
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I didn't even donate!
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I'm almost as bad
as Dylan!
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What?
I finish what I start.
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I have a decade's worth
of "Christmas coupons"
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you refuse to honor,
that say otherwise.
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Aughh!
So many hugs!
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I owe you so many hugs!
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I can't let you lord this
over me.
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It's time to face
the music.
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-[ Laughs ]
-What are you staring at?
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You're the one who stayed
in high school an extra year
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to prepare for college
and you haven't done squat!
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[ Groans ]
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We are the worst!
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[ Chuckles ]
Merry Christmas from the DiMeos.
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[ All groan ]
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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If I may --
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not following through is
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a regrettable
shared DiMeo family trait.
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-We know now!
-Don't kick us while we're down!
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DiMeos have
a real problem.
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You're a DiMeo.
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By marriage.
That man-cave's on you.
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I finish what I start.
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Okay, that's it.
I'm doing the charity.
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JJ's Dream is no longer
Ray's nightmare.
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Ya hear that,
"kissing mom" dream?
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You're back!
Jimmy: Okay.
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Let's all do our things
and get Ray some therapy.
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I'll finish the man-cave.
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JJ, you had a list of things
you wanted to do
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to get ready for college.
You wanna hit that?
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Dylan?
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Fine.
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But you're not gonna like it,
Ray.
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[ Grunts ]
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If it wasn't clear,
that was a hug.
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Curly slide, tunnel slide.
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Curly tunnel slide?
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Don't mind if I "tube."
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Drink this smoothie.
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Why?
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"Make a meal for Ray."
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And now, boom.
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What else you got
for me?
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Actually, I'm on my way
to city hall
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for a playground permit.
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Want to tag along?
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Sounds like a lot
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of pencil pushers
and red tape.
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I know,
I'm excited too.
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I like to play
by the rules.
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This is where they keep
the rules.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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There are gonna be
a lot of lines.
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We can divide
and conquer.
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And if you're
honoring coupons,
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I think I have one
that seems relevant.
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Ray, no...
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That coupon was a mistake!
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I was six
and hopped up on cake!
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Fine.
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Why not? [ Chuckles ]
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You laminated it?!
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Really put a dent in it,
haven't you?
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Doesn't it feel good
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following through
on things you've started?
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You really think
you're different, don't you?
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Oh, Jimmy,
I'm not better than you --
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Didn't say "better."
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Do you want some help
going through some boxes?
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Uh, sure,
I've already started.
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This is worthless junk.
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This is stuff
we're not keeping.
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[ Groans ]
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Are the actors actually
inside this?
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Jimmy, come quick!
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Aah! What's wrong?!
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Oh, look,
from when we first met.
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Lovely!
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Kinda in the middle
of something.
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Look, it's us camping.
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Keep or junk, babe.
Keep or junk.
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Why don't we have
more photos of us like this now?
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Well, typically, pictures are
of things that happened,
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and you and I don't, you know,
do stuff.
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Aughh!
What?
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Ow, God!
You're right!
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We don't do anything just us
anymore.
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I keep promising
that we will,
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and then it never happens.
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I have dropped the ball
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on the most important thing
of all -- us.
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We have got to get back
what we lost.
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This picture makes me want
to set myself on fire!
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So..."junk."
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Okay, you made your
"get ready for college" list.
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"Guess I can check off
the first item."
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"Make list."
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"Well, I'm pooped.
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Shall we call it a day?"
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Hmm. "Make 'Shall we call it
a day' joke."
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[ Laughs ]
List humor is so good.
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All right, well,
what next?
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"Learn how to make coffee
for yourself."
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Nice.
Start small.
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Now, you know the rules --
I don't help you,
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since I won't be around
next year.
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"Any idea
what you're doing yet?"
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I haven't decided.
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Too many options,
I'm afraid.
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Now, I'll...percolate
while you get back to the...
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[ Button clicks ]
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Grind.
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Forget it.
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Stupid DiMeo appliances
ruining my jokes.
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What's wrong
with this thing?
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Oh, that pot wasn't
to your liking?
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We've got a coffee snob.
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You're on your own.
What's the next move, college?
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[ Air hisses ]
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It's okay.
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You got
any tire sealant?
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"Our neighbor borrowed it."
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Okay, so to make coffee
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you have to get tire sealant
from your neighbor,
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then clean the glass,
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then get a new coffee pot.
[ Chuckles ]
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Looks like we got a real
"old lady who swallowed the fly" situation.
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**
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Next.
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Hello, uh, my name is Ray DiMeo
of JJ's Dream.
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This is my assistant,
Dylan.
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This isn't
our normal dynamic.
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He has a coupon.
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Mm.
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A fellow turtle man,
I see.
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I left mine at home.
May I kiss yours?
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He wants to start a park.
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Oh, well,
that's a complicated process.
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I'm a complicated boy.
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See, I respect
all that you do.
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So here's my B-O-2
for your A-O-K.
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Yeah, thing is, this is the
Parks and Planning department.
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You need to bring these forms
to the Planning subdivision
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of the Parks department.
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It's in the Planning wing.
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That's not this?
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Ha, I wish.
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Next!
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This place is so logical!
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Don't you want to get
this connection back? Junk.
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I'm not even showing you
anything.
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Keep.
Oh, look!
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"Hey Roommate!"
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Do you remember,
this was the song
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that you were working on
when we fell in love.
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Like my gut
since I turned 40,
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I refuse to be sucked in.
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Too bad.
"Hey Roommate!" take one.
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Not doing this.
* Hey, roommate, can I borrow your girl? *
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It's romantic.
* With the funny accent and the long brown curls *
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* 'Cause I'm falling in love
and it's -- * Blah blah blah blah blah --
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* Something my world? *
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Squirrel? Acorn?
Tree?
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Ah, screw it.
I'll finish it later.
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See?
Didn't finish it.
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That's exactly
what I'm trying to stop.
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Okay, we're fixing this.
Today.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah... Well,
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you and I are connecting...
-...blah, blah, blah, blah...
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...with or without you.
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Okay, quick status report
on where we are making coffee --
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The cat is missing.
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But if we can find
the neighbor's cat
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and fix the screen door we broke
at the neighbor's house,
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through which
the cat escaped,
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the neighbor will give us
tire sealant to fix the tire,
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and then we are making coffee,
baby!
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"Preparing for college
is so hard."
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Yeah, so much of it
is looking for cats.
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Hey, excuse me, I really need
to use the restroom.
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Do you mind just holding on
to my spot in line?
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Sorry, but I just feel like it
violates the spirit of the line.
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You understand.
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I think you have a future here,
Ray.
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Craig: Next!
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Hello, Craig.
Here is my form 612 application
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to build a playground,
and I understand
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you'll need to send me
over to Parks,
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but I'm here
for my 897.
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You can't get an 897 for a 612
unless you fill out a 383B.
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Well, I filled out a 383B
just for fun!
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Mm, great.
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Still a lot more forms
you need to fill out.
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This is what
we trained for.
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Sir, would you mind if I played
some of my psych-up music?
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No amplified music allowed.
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Oh, Dylan, I'm going to need you
to sing the "Rocky" theme song.
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* Da-na-na na-na-na
na-na na-na *
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That's not
the "Rocky" theme song.
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Sorry, pal.
You're not getting this back.
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* Da-na-na na-na-na
na-na na-na *
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* Da-na-na na-na-na
na-na na-na *
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**
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Dylan: * Da-na-na na-na-na
na-na na-na *
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* Da-na-na na-na-na
na-na na-na *
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* Da-na-na na-na-na
na-na na-na *
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* Da-na-na na-na-na
na-na na-na *
253
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:10,317
* Ray thinks he's Rocky
254
00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:14,221
* Ray thinks he's Rocky
255
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:19,326
* I've never seen "Rocky"
256
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,963
* I don't think it's like this
257
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,364
Hey, no running.
258
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,999
I respect that.
259
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:30,738
**
260
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,005
That felt like "Rocky."
261
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,509
You're helping.
What's the catch?
262
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,911
This is the futon
where we had our first kiss.
263
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,046
Know what
we're gonna do now?
264
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,248
Maya, this is no time
for our second kiss.
265
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,582
We're gonna go out,
Jimmy.
266
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,052
Look,
that was on a Wednesday.
267
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,888
I mean, why can't we have
relaxed fun like that anymore?
268
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,790
What three people
are not in that picture?
269
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,391
Florence Henderson, Tony Blair,
and Billy Crystal.
270
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,727
Well, sure, granted --
271
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,762
The kids.
272
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,697
This is our life now.
273
00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,067
Will you please just let me do
what I promised JJ I'd do?
274
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,204
[ Sighs ]
What's this?
275
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,372
You won an argument.
276
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,440
I don't like it.
277
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,508
Why do you do it
all the time?
278
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,442
Well.
279
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,012
[ Sighs ]
280
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,981
Maybe we can both be happy.
281
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,082
You want to reconnect.
282
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,417
I want to finish
the man-cave.
283
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,219
Eh, maybe we do both.
What do you mean?
284
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,620
You want to have
our day here?
285
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,889
Not here...
286
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,525
[ Door closes ]
287
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:30,297
...In the apartment
where we first fell in love.
288
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:35,402
**
289
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,037
Welcome back to 1997.
290
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,105
Come on.
291
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,673
Remember this?
292
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:43,076
Photo of a random family
I hung on the wall ironically?
293
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,778
How much
did you hate this?
294
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,647
So much
to catch you guys up on.
295
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,082
World's crazy now!
296
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,718
Hey, College!
297
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,085
Listen, did you successfully
298
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,421
sign up for
that wheelchair repair service?
299
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:56,589
Oh.
300
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,091
Wi-Fi's out.
301
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,993
Oh, you're right.
302
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,530
Give up. I don't think
you should make the coffee.
303
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,900
Hell, I don't even think
you can.
304
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:10,603
"Of all the motivation tricks
you use,
305
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,907
I hate reverse psychology
the most."
306
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:17,477
[ Baby voice ]
Even more than tickle therapy?
307
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,179
Mm!
308
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,281
Banned for a reason.
309
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,983
Any idea
where the router is?
310
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,918
Under the sink?!
311
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,654
What fresh DiMeo hell
is this?
312
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,857
Okay,
you gave it a shot.
313
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,158
Let's try again tomorrow.
314
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,625
Still all you.
315
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,862
We'll get you
under the sink...
316
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,168
What are you doing?
317
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,135
No, no.
You can't do that. [ Grunting ]
318
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,337
Not reverse psychology!
319
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,373
Regular not-wanting-you-to-die
psychology!
320
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,876
[ Grunts ]
321
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,377
Do you even like coffee?!
322
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,884
[ Sighs ] The '90s really were
a golden age of movies
323
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,852
that I taped
"Beavis and Butt-Head" over.
324
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,153
We're back.
325
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,622
It's like
we never left 1997.
326
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,191
What a time.
327
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:08,461
I got a woman I love
and a hundred free hours of AOL.
328
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,532
I can't remember a time
I felt so relaxed.
329
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,202
See?
It was just that easy.
330
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,038
We just need
a little space for us.
331
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,540
Are we sure JJ needs
a man-cave?
332
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,676
Just floating it, but what if
we put stairs out there?
333
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,381
What a great day
for a groundbreaking ceremony.
334
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,717
And a heck of a turnout!
335
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,419
I need you to film this
for the JJ's Dream website.
336
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,122
I'll never understand
your generation's need
337
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,389
to post things
on the Internet.
338
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,092
Hello, JJ's Dreamers.
339
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,429
Head Dreamer Ray, here,
ready to break ground.
340
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,897
You know, I've always been
the type of a guy [ Vehicle doors close ]
341
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,398
to follow through --
[ Car alarm chirps ]
342
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,234
Assistant Zoning Commissioner
Lyman?
343
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,936
To what do we owe
the pleasure?
344
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,737
First off,
thanks for the invitation.
345
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,006
Nice to be included
in something like this.
346
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,075
This is such bad content.
347
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,877
But I'm afraid I have
to shut this down.
348
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,211
Your permit was denied.
What?
349
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,613
No, I-I submitted
all the paperwork.
350
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,849
I-I followed
all the steps.
351
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,216
Yeah,
but it's my decision.
352
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,417
And not to get
all technical,
353
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,686
but...my sister uses this area
to play frolf.
354
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,321
No!
355
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,556
No, it's not over.
356
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,225
Not if I break ground
before you stop me.
357
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,161
That's not how this works
at all.
358
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,929
Oh,
you're not even flexing.
359
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,497
[ Laughs ]
I'm so glad we're filming this.
360
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,038
[ Grunting ]
361
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,940
Yes!
Come on, JJ!
362
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,142
Get to that router
that any other family
363
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,710
would know not to keep
under the sink! [ Grunting ]
364
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,679
Use that good foot!
365
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,315
Go, good foot,
go, good foot, go!
366
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,784
Go, good foot,
go, good foot, go!
367
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,987
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
368
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,489
Get that plug in.
369
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,124
[ Grunting ]
370
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,225
Closer.
371
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,127
Closer!
372
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,295
It's in!
373
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,130
-Ahh!
-[ Laughs ]
374
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,499
[ Both laughing ]
375
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,667
Water on the floor,
grounds --
376
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,103
dude, you made coffee!
377
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,370
[ Laughing ]
378
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:04,111
**
379
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,314
[ Crying ]
380
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,449
I hate it, man.
381
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,584
This is ending.
382
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,556
It's challenging, it's fun,
I make a difference.
383
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,892
And I'm so damn good
at it.
384
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,695
No, I don't have anything else
lined up.
385
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,965
That was all bull.
386
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,400
That is what you were asking,
right?
387
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,337
See how good I am at this?
388
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,305
You think you're scared
about what's next.
389
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,806
At least you know
what you want.
390
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,643
I found what I love, JJ.
391
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,878
And he's going off
to college.
392
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:42,782
**
393
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,218
Ray?
Are you okay?
394
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,386
Why wouldn't I be?
395
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,854
Just because
the entire foundation
396
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,357
of my world view was proven
to be totally arbitrary?
397
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,025
Rules don't matter.
Systems don't matter.
398
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,193
Nothing matters.
It's great.
399
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,897
You want to fill out
a form together or something?
400
00:14:58,932 --> 00:14:59,866
Ray?
401
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,604
[ Snoring ]
Guys, I'm worried about Ray --
402
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,339
What is this?
403
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,141
How long have you guys
been finished with this,
404
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,010
and why are you both
wearing cargo pants?
405
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,411
-They never went out of style!
-They're comfy.
406
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,046
Just...find me later.
407
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,547
You seem so relaxed.
408
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,882
It's weird.
409
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,916
Get out.
Please go.
410
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,120
[ Door closes ]
I think we both know what this means.
411
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,855
Time to give this place back
to its rightful owner.
412
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,458
Okay, final touches.
413
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,759
[ Sighs ]
Mm.
414
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,729
Okay, smoke detector in.
415
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,364
It's time to go.
416
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,366
But we'll always have
our teenage son's man-cave.
417
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,801
[ Chuckles ]
418
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:39,739
I'm so glad that we know
we can relax together
419
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,108
and that we still enjoy
each other,
420
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,043
'cause to be honest,
I wasn't sure.
421
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,013
And knowing that
means the world to me.
422
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,047
We can take that with us.
423
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,982
Yeah.
424
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,683
Last thing --
carbon monoxide detector.
425
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,718
[ Loud beep ]
Aah!
426
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:55,022
High danger!
427
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,889
High danger!
Oh, my God!
428
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:57,991
We weren't relaxed.
429
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,759
We were dying!
430
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,061
High danger!
431
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:05,032
I just don't know where I go
from here.
432
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,967
"Time for
an inspiring speech.
433
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,537
The kind
you always give me."
434
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,971
Really?
435
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,940
[ Chuckles ]
Let 'er rip.
436
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,809
"You are cool...
437
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,279
You are tall.
438
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,116
And at the end of the day,
go for the stars."
439
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,651
Wait.
"Go for the stars"?
440
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,353
What's that?
441
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,855
You go for the gold
or reach for the stars.
442
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,692
"Reach for the stars."
443
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,961
Don't say "reach for the stars"
'cause I just...
444
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,498
"I don't have money,
445
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:43,002
but what I do have
are a very particular --"
446
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,304
"Set of skills"?
447
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,672
You're giving me the speech
from "Taken"?
448
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,044
"Sorry, I don't have your gift
for coaching."
449
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:54,147
I wouldn't call it
a gift.
450
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,049
This is getting better.
Go on.
451
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,018
"You are a coach."
452
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:02,189
Well, yeah,
I kinda am.
453
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,959
Could I be a coach?
454
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,828
I think I'd like that.
455
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,632
Yeah,
I-I could be a coach.
456
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,801
"And you're gonna shine
like --"
457
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,403
Don't step in front
of a moving train.
458
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,971
Coach Kenneth Clements.
459
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,908
[ Chuckles ]
I like the sound of that.
460
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,211
Thank you, buddy.
461
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,279
I might just have
a post-JJ plan.
462
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:30,183
"I need some of your gift
right now."
463
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,352
Damn straight.
464
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,387
JJ,
you're gonna make coffee,
465
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,557
and I don't care
how many pots you break,
466
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,026
how many tires you puncture
or how many cats we lose.
467
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,394
You're not gonna give up
468
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,130
until you have a cup of joe
469
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,534
in that beautiful, wildly
unpredictable hand of yours!
470
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,001
Coffee on three.
471
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,138
One, two, three --
472
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,705
C-O --
Yes, coffee!
473
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,745
All set. With the new vent
on the water heater
474
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,079
you shouldn't have
any more trouble. Just curious...
475
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,080
the amount of gas
that was leaking,
476
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,549
it wouldn't be enough
to, like,
477
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,118
change your mood, right?
-You kidding me?
478
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,453
You could take
a couple of people
479
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,421
who didn't know each other,
pipe that in --
480
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,723
Oh! --
they'd be all warm and cozy...
481
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,692
-Okay, thank you.
-When my in-laws come to visit,
482
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,527
I just crank a little juice
in their --
483
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,462
You have been thanked,
sir.
484
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,300
Okay, this reconnecting.
485
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,968
It's gonna take a little
more work than we thought.
486
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,503
That's gonna take
some time.
487
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,605
Uh, when do we have time?
488
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:30,877
Uh, the holidays are crazy,
so how's January?
489
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,045
JJ tours colleges
on the weekends,
490
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,482
and then Dylan's track season
starts.
491
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,417
And then it's spring break.
That's out.
492
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,218
What about June?
493
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,986
Uh, sure, late June?
494
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,954
How late?
July?
495
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,556
Yeah, it's a date.
All right.
496
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,225
And we're really gonna do it
this time.
497
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,026
Yeah.
498
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,161
Yeah, yeah, no,
we're really gonna do it.
499
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,866
"Cheers, Coach."
500
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,805
Mmm!
501
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,040
Lots of grounds.
502
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:07,314
But, uh, for my money,
this beats Starbucks any day.
503
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,584
"And it only cost $250 more."
504
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,785
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, yeah.
505
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,556
Oh. Mmm.
506
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,759
Hey, Ray, just making sure
you saw that caution tape.
507
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,594
Wouldn't want you
to go in it.
508
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,096
[ Scoffs ]
What does it matter?
509
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,137
This is where my park
was supposed to be.
510
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,005
I thought
you might want to see this.
511
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,243
Full approval?
How?
512
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,811
It's because you followed
the rules.
513
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,981
I went back to the permit place
to see what the problem was.
514
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,485
Turns out, he just misplaced
one of your forms.
515
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,353
I will do it!
516
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,521
We had a good laugh
about it.
517
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,156
I guess this means
your world view
518
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,425
wasn't wrong after all.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
519
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,860
I knew it.
520
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,495
The world makes sense.
521
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,364
I never lost faith.
522
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,666
And the best part is,
523
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,301
since I did it all
myself,
524
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,370
I get to keep
this little guy.
525
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,807
You're right, Ray.
526
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,676
You did it all yourself.
527
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,543
I'm happy for you.
528
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,422
Winter.
529
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,058
Okay, you can look.
530
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,062
[ Laughs ]
531
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,564
You got the beach chairs!
532
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,999
Did you make lava flows?
533
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:36,168
I can't believe we used
to take the time to make those.
534
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,670
We're gonna
take the time again.
535
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:38,705
For us.
536
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,340
I got this, Jimmy.
537
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:44,644
**
538
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,445
I got it, too.
539
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:53,920
**
540
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,356
I finished
something else.
541
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,825
* Hey, roommate,
can you spare a wife? *
542
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:02,429
* I won't need her long,
just for the rest of my life *
543
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,598
* And I love her now
like I loved her then *
544
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,901
* We don't need to cut off
our oxygen *
545
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,637
* Hey, roommate
546
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:15,107
* I'll have her back
in a lifetime or two *
547
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,243
Aw, darl--
* And the tree of love is a Douglas fir *
548
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,646
Oh, God, there's more,
is there? Okay.
549
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,082
* And the squirrels
chase acorns all over her *
550
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,916
* And that's not fair...
551
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:28,516
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