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Coming up on midnight,
JJ. 18, here we come.
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How can we be celebrating this?
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It's not a birthday. It's a kidnapping.
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This baby has vanished,
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and he's been replaced by some...
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- strange man.
- 15 seconds, JJ.
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If you want to kill someone
and not be tried as an adult,
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now's your chance.
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Huh.
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5 seconds.
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All right, kids. We
all know why we're here.
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Three... two...
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ALL: You look way too
young to have an adult son.
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Oh, I quite like that.
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Okay, JJ, so, about your party...
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We've got you the same cake every year.
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Do you still want Fudgie the Whale,
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or do you want something
a bit more grown up?
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"Dylan wants Fudgie."
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What? No, I never said that.
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"Dylan. Wants. Fudgie!"
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Fine. I'll be your fall
guy, but watch the tone.
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I've got five years to kill
you with no consequences.
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I-I wanna be clear...
That's... that's not the case.
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So, I understand you're
going to do something special
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with Kenneth to celebrate 18.
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You have my permission.
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- "Don't need it."
- Yeah, well, it's there.
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- "Don't want it."
- Just take it!
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But do remember the
only acceptable tattoo
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is a heart with the word
"Mum" written inside it,
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and only then if you're in a coma
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and you have no other
way of telling people
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how much you love your mother.
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- No tattoos.
- Thank you.
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That's the one thing you can't do.
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Got it.
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And here's a list of the
other things you can't do.
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RAY: Hey, guys.
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Taylor is on her way over
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with her new foreign-exchange student.
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"Ooh, JJ like-y."
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Eww. Make him read the weird stuff.
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As it happens, Lars is a guy.
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Um, Taylor's got a guy staying with her?
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Yes. And I'm beyond okay with it.
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It's modern times, and
there's nothing more masculine
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than trusting a woman.
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"Doing some American guy's girlfriend
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is more masculine."
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hi, Ray. This is Lars.
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Hi, Lars. It's so nice to meet you.
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This is boy who give me jacket?
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I'm the boy who's gonna
lend you a jacket.
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But I'm so much more than that.
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Taylor and I are, uh...
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This is like baby jacket.
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[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
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Well, gotta go. Lars
is taking me to school.
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He drives, which is awesome.
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Why don't I just come with you?
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But you go to a different school.
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Yeah, I'll just take
a ride to your school
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and then hitch a ride to
mine, save us all some time.
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Easy peasy.
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Okay.
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?
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Hey, maybe Taylor's not
into the obscenely beautiful.
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Exactly.
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Well, the cuckold's horns
aren't gonna wear themselves.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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?
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[CHUCKLES]
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That spitball you were shooting...
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Really funny, by the way, big fan...
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Except yours hit me.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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I don't know. Any suggestions?
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Hey! Come with me.
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[SIGHS] Detention?
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Today doesn't really work for me.
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Let's make plans for another time.
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I don't want to give you detention.
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I want you to join my wrestling team.
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You took down that bigger kid.
I think you got what it takes.
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Now that I got a stepdaughter,
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I think girls should be
allowed to do stuff like this.
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Huh. Thanks for the context?
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But I am not a wrestler.
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I'm a runner. I'm fast, too.
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Hey, what's that over there?
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Me making the perfect getaway.
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm so sorry. I am insanely fast, so...
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that must have hurt.
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No, I-I-I'm sorry.
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My body is like rock hard,
so that... that had to hurt.
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I guess we're both perfect specimens.
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Nice to meet you. Dylan.
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I'm Rev.
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COACH: Revere! You're
late. Get over here.
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Your weird boy sport...
Maybe I'll check it out.
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JJ, my of-age friend,
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this is the place
to get this party started.
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Somewhere a man can be a man.
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[TODD RUNDGREN'S "BANG
THE DRUM ALL DAY" PLAYS]
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? I don't want to work ?
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? I want to bang on the drum all day ?
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We would like some lottery tickets,
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some butane, and your cheapest cigar.
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You just turn 18?
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Let's do this.
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- ? Ever since I was a tiny boy ?
- Nice.
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- ? I don't want no candy, I don't need toy ?
- Drowsy or non-drowsy?
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- ? I took a stick and an old coffee can ?
- Non-drowsy.
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I think you'll be very happy with that.
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? I got blisters on my hand because ?
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? I don't want to work ?
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I rented a documentary
I thought was porn.
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It really changed my take.
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? I don't want to work ?
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Let me ask you this.
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Are you one of those
normal just-turned-18 kids,
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or do you wanna get weird?
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? I don't want to play ?
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Normal.
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Oh, yeah, I was gonna
offer you some dry ice.
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Oh, weird then.
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Dad, I need your help.
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I think this Lars guy might be a threat.
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"Might be"?
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Ray, I'm thinking of
leaving your mother for Lars.
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I have a bag packed.
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Dad, I'm serious.
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What should I do?
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Be yourself. That's who she
fell for in the first place.
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- Is that what you'd do?
- Of course not.
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- That's for suckers.
- So, tell me what you'd do.
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This conversation is over.
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What? Why?
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Because you have no game?
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Because I have too much game.
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You think your mother's the first girl
I've gotten who was out of my league?
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So, teach me. Give me
some helpful tidbits.
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You can't handle my
tidbits. Let it go, Ray.
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Hey, Mom, did Dad have any tricks
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to keep you interested
when you were dating?
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Ooh, did he ever.
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Oh. Do you wanna know what they were?
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Think I can handle them?
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Why not? I mean, your dad used them.
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He's not Gandalf the Grey.
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Okay.
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Well... no luck on the scratchers.
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But this dry ice is cool.
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Why can't they sell it to kids, though?
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It's just ice.
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Ow!
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Where'd my fingerprints go?
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Hey, JJ. What's going on?
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"Hi, Troy.
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Just E-N... enjoying some A...
Adult stuff because I can."
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[CHUCKLES]
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Your stuff looks cooler than mine.
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I-I'm just getting some oil for my car.
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I'm driving up north this weekend.
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"Your stuff sounds pretty cool."
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Not really. I'm gonna
spend a couple days
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with my girlfriend in San Francisco,
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but then I got to look
for a job and an apartment.
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You know, get ready for
Stanford in the fall.
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"Wow. You've got a lot going on."
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?
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Hey, uh, I heard they
only have one oil left.
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You... You best get going.
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Right. I-I'll be out quick,
but, JJ, you'll still be here?
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"I'm not going... anywhere."
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Great.
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Have fun in college, Troy!
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Hope you learn to shut up!
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Hey, Dylan.
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Nice job for a first practice.
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You're a really good wrestler.
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Thanks. I'm new to this,
and I really like to win.
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Oh, yeah? I really hate to lose.
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I guess opposites attract.
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Oh.
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Can I carry your bag?
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Sure.
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Can I carry yours?
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DiMeo, Revere, you're
in the same weight class.
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We only wrestle one at that weight.
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You two will have to have
a wrestle-off tomorrow.
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BOTH: But what's gonna
happen when I beat you?
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JJ, there you are. It's party time!
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"Do it and die."
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I need to take my fun where I find it!
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He's here!
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[CHEERING]
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Happy birthday, JJ.
Thanks for having us, man.
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Fun party.
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"It is, huh?
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What did you do for
your E-I... eighteenth?"
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Oh, it was awesome.
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Me and my cousin went
to this Indian casino.
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We partied like crazy,
and I won like 300 bucks.
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"Right. And was your mom there?"
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No, but his was.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Wait, mine?
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Solid smack. Are you nuts?
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, darling, what's wrong?
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Did you ever have to
wrestle someone you loved
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because they weighed
the same amount as you?
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[CHUCKLES] I like your problems, Dylan.
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RAY: I like a little
jalape�o kick in mine.
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It helps join all the flavors.
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Ray, come here.
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That's a nice jacket.
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It looks a lot like
one I keep in my closet.
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- Huh.
- Heard you mention jalape�o.
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You wouldn't be talking
about guacamole, would you?
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No. Why?
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Talking about guacamole has a powerful,
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subconscious effect on women.
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Why? Not sure.
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It's a social food. Everybody likes it.
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It's exotic, but not intimidating.
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It just works, which is why I
put it in my secret playbook...
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The one I told you you're not ready for.
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I wasn't talking about guacamole.
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Don't worry about it, Chief.
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Oh, you're being so weird.
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Well, I'm glad you met a nice boy.
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And now I'm gonna lose him.
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Ugh. I-I-I just wish there was a way
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you could change how much you weigh.
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- Hold on.
- No.
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You're not losing weight for a boy.
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Lose?
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No, I don't lose at anything.
I'm gonna win weight.
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You gave Ray my secrets?
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Well, yeah. No, he
was worried about Lars,
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so I told him a few of your silly moves
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- from back in the day.
- "Silly"?
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Those "silly" moves
landed me the hottest girl
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in the East Village when
I was broke and unemployed.
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You thought I was the hottest
girl in the East Village?
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Yes.
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Ah. He's got his hand on him?
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It is way too early for that.
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That's phase two!
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Now, what is that move?
258
00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:06,683
It's a sophisticated dominance technique
259
00:09:06,685 --> 00:09:08,318
based on canine mating dynamics.
260
00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,320
I fell for dog moves?
261
00:09:10,322 --> 00:09:12,188
It's all too soon.
262
00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:14,157
He's going through
the moves too quickly.
263
00:09:14,159 --> 00:09:15,458
Again with the guacamole.
264
00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,453
Guacamole? Where?
265
00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:21,064
Oh, now he's giving a girl
directions to the party,
266
00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:22,665
and it's making Taylor jealous.
267
00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,834
You taught him "Kimberly's Lost"?!
268
00:09:24,836 --> 00:09:26,469
[LAUGHS]
269
00:09:26,471 --> 00:09:31,055
? Happy birthday to you ?
270
00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:32,457
Whoo!
271
00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:36,073
Did you make a wish, buddy?
272
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,015
"For this party to be over."
273
00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:43,319
I-I think JJ's been feeling
like 18 for other people
274
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,588
is different from 18 for him.
275
00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:48,057
Kenneth, JJ hates it when
other people speak for him.
276
00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:49,626
Like I just did.
277
00:09:49,628 --> 00:09:51,494
Here, darling. Come on.
Have the first piece.
278
00:09:51,496 --> 00:09:53,663
JJ's not really feeling
the party right now.
279
00:09:53,665 --> 00:09:56,227
Oh. I wasn't really feeling
the party 18 years ago.
280
00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:57,617
Still pushed.
281
00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,569
"I'm leaving."
282
00:09:59,571 --> 00:10:00,687
W-What? No.
283
00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:02,872
Your mom went to a lot of
trouble to give you this party.
284
00:10:02,874 --> 00:10:06,961
"Sorry. I F-O... forgot
it's all about Mom."
285
00:10:06,964 --> 00:10:09,698
Hey, that's not fair. Apologize.
286
00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,634
KENNETH: "You can't make me.
287
00:10:11,637 --> 00:10:13,437
I'm an adult, right?"
288
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,052
Yes, but as long as you
are living under our roof...
289
00:10:16,054 --> 00:10:19,088
"When will I not live under your roof?"
290
00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:21,391
?
291
00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:22,558
[GASPS]
292
00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,726
JJ!
293
00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:25,395
[BARKING]
294
00:10:25,397 --> 00:10:28,231
No, no, no, no, no!
Find your own calories!
295
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,695
Get! Get!
296
00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,434
All right, everyone, moment's over.
297
00:10:31,436 --> 00:10:33,836
Let's get back to the
party. Everyone dance.
298
00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:35,038
There's no music.
299
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,439
That's strike number two,
300
00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:38,641
Mr. My Mom was at your Birthday Party.
301
00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:39,642
Dance!
302
00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:43,947
?
303
00:10:43,949 --> 00:10:45,539
GIRL: Oh, Ray. [GIGGLES]
304
00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:47,517
RAY: And she's been giving me pointers
305
00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:49,102
since eighth-grade algebra.
306
00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:50,553
JIMMY: Ray, we need to talk.
307
00:10:52,257 --> 00:10:54,257
What are you doing?
Who's that other girl?
308
00:10:54,259 --> 00:10:56,926
Oh, that's Kimberly.
She found the party.
309
00:10:56,928 --> 00:10:58,962
There's not supposed
to be a real Kimberly.
310
00:10:58,964 --> 00:11:01,631
Maybe in your day. Ya
boy is changing the game.
311
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,466
No. You need to crawl
before you can walk.
312
00:11:03,468 --> 00:11:07,003
I am putting my foot down.
No more games of seduction.
313
00:11:07,005 --> 00:11:10,073
I'm better at this than you
ever were, and it's killing you.
314
00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:11,708
That's what this is all about.
315
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:14,688
That's such a strange
read of the situation.
316
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:16,418
Wish me luck.
317
00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:17,546
Where you going?
318
00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:18,766
I gained three pounds.
319
00:11:18,769 --> 00:11:22,001
I'm off to wrestling practice
to not humiliate the boy I like.
320
00:11:22,004 --> 00:11:23,970
They have wrestling
practice on a Saturday?
321
00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:26,255
That's what I'm focused on? [LIPS POP]
322
00:11:26,257 --> 00:11:28,992
JJ, enough already.
Come out this instant.
323
00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:30,193
Oh.
324
00:11:30,195 --> 00:11:32,428
I was all ready to bark
at him, but you'll do.
325
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:33,463
What shall it be about?
326
00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:35,198
- I take requests.
- JJ's gone.
327
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,299
What? How?
328
00:11:36,301 --> 00:11:38,201
That accessible-ride service.
329
00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:39,902
He set up a pickup, they came.
330
00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:42,610
That fast? What an amazing resource.
331
00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:47,043
Maya. What are you doing?
332
00:11:47,045 --> 00:11:48,544
I'm doing the hard thing.
333
00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:50,546
He's an adult. He deserves this.
334
00:11:50,548 --> 00:11:52,015
I'm not following him.
335
00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,316
Then why are you getting your things?
336
00:11:53,318 --> 00:11:55,351
Well, I don't believe I am. Oh.
337
00:11:55,353 --> 00:11:58,154
Okay, clearly my brain
knows what I should do,
338
00:11:58,156 --> 00:11:59,555
but my body is taking
a minute to catch up.
339
00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:01,824
Now, block my path and brace
yourself. I'm very scrappy.
340
00:12:01,826 --> 00:12:04,093
What? Maya, stop!
341
00:12:04,095 --> 00:12:06,229
JJ, I'm coming over him!
342
00:12:06,231 --> 00:12:08,531
Oh! No biting, lady.
343
00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,164
[GRUNTS]
344
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,333
[SIGHS]
345
00:12:11,336 --> 00:12:12,869
Let him do his thing.
346
00:12:12,872 --> 00:12:15,172
But you're good to that kid.
347
00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:17,140
You deserve better.
348
00:12:17,142 --> 00:12:19,942
I just hope he doesn't
do something stupid.
349
00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,216
- [TATTOO NEEDLE BUZZING]
- And last thing... your age.
350
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,948
?
351
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,984
Yep, you're 18.
352
00:12:30,352 --> 00:12:31,821
[SCALE BEEPS]
353
00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:33,990
You're up three pounds, Rev.
354
00:12:33,992 --> 00:12:36,292
What? You gained weight?
355
00:12:36,294 --> 00:12:38,561
I gained weight so I
wouldn't have to wrestle you.
356
00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:39,762
But that's what I did.
357
00:12:39,764 --> 00:12:42,098
Well, you're both in the same new class.
358
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,300
You're gonna have to wrestle-off
to see who wins that spot.
359
00:12:44,302 --> 00:12:45,768
No. W-W-What do we do?
360
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:47,774
There's clearly a spark between you two.
361
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:50,038
But, Dylan, if you beat Rev
in front of the whole team,
362
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,909
he'll be too humiliated to date you.
363
00:12:52,911 --> 00:12:55,244
But would you throw the
match for a chance at love?
364
00:12:55,246 --> 00:12:58,548
Wow. That's exactly what's going on.
365
00:12:58,550 --> 00:13:02,318
I love all wrestling... whether
it's with a person or a dilemma.
366
00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:05,855
Isn't Kimberly awesome, Taylor?
367
00:13:05,857 --> 00:13:07,090
Mm. She is.
368
00:13:07,092 --> 00:13:09,192
I'm surprised you've
never mentioned her before.
369
00:13:09,194 --> 00:13:11,394
Oh, Ray, you got a little
something in your hair.
370
00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:12,662
I pick the leaves out of Ray's hair.
371
00:13:12,664 --> 00:13:13,863
Could you please put it back?
372
00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:15,231
Ladies, please.
373
00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:17,467
There's plenty of stuff
to pick out of my hair.
374
00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:19,102
I'm gonna go get a drink.
375
00:13:19,104 --> 00:13:21,571
I am also to get drink.
376
00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:23,506
Would you also to get me one?
377
00:13:26,611 --> 00:13:28,711
Thank you so much for
coming on such short notice.
378
00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:30,046
I'll do your homework for a month.
379
00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:32,782
I'd be having fun even
if you didn't offer that.
380
00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:34,183
Do you really think I'm awesome?
381
00:13:34,185 --> 00:13:37,222
Well, obviously it's all part
of the act, but you seem nice.
382
00:13:39,624 --> 00:13:41,257
[DOOR CLOSES, BELL JINGLES]
383
00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:43,693
JJ!
384
00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:45,928
"How did you find me?"
385
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:48,898
You just had to go to the one
place your mom told you not to.
386
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,953
Look, I don't pretend to
know what it is to be you,
387
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,170
but you didn't have to
treat your mom like that.
388
00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:57,473
Maybe you didn't realize
how harsh you came across.
389
00:13:57,475 --> 00:13:59,175
"No, I did."
390
00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:04,646
"My friend here likes to talk.
391
00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:07,183
You should start on my P-A... panther."
392
00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:10,086
Hold up.
393
00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:16,459
You know, just because
you use a wheelchair
394
00:14:16,461 --> 00:14:19,095
doesn't mean you can't still be a jerk.
395
00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:21,197
You want to stop feeling like a child?
396
00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:22,832
Stop acting like one.
397
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:30,539
So... you gonna do this?
398
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:34,019
I could do a panther
that says "I'm sorry."
399
00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:40,331
Guys, I need help with Taylor.
400
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,011
[LAUGHS] No more moves.
401
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:43,696
Taylor went home. Just call it a night.
402
00:14:43,698 --> 00:14:45,831
But playing it cool actually is a move.
403
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,333
I liked it when you played that one.
404
00:14:47,335 --> 00:14:48,901
No, forget moves.
405
00:14:48,903 --> 00:14:50,436
The others worked too well.
406
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:51,988
My Kimberly kissed me.
407
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,056
- No!
- What?
408
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,240
I didn't kiss her
back, but what do I do?
409
00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:56,776
- Do I tell Taylor?
- No!
410
00:14:56,778 --> 00:14:58,277
You shouldn't even have told us.
411
00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:00,212
I disagree. He didn't
mean for it to happen.
412
00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:01,981
This is why I didn't
want you playing games,
413
00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:03,215
because you have to
get your hands dirty,
414
00:15:03,217 --> 00:15:05,384
and you're way too good
of a person to do that.
415
00:15:05,386 --> 00:15:07,219
Now you need to stay the
course. Don't tell her.
416
00:15:07,221 --> 00:15:09,277
He is a good person,
so he'll tell the truth,
417
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,412
and Taylor will understand.
418
00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:12,291
You're right. There's
no downside to the truth.
419
00:15:12,293 --> 00:15:15,161
- Yeah.
- No downside. Huh.
420
00:15:16,187 --> 00:15:18,688
Uh, the things I do for you, Ray.
421
00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:20,269
[CLEARS THROAT]
422
00:15:20,272 --> 00:15:22,316
Do you remember when
we first started dating
423
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,586
and you were over at my apartment
424
00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:25,836
and I took a call from
a girl named "Ruby"?
425
00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:28,574
- Oh, yeah, your cousin.
- I don't have a cousin Ruby.
426
00:15:28,576 --> 00:15:31,177
That was a girl I was dating
before you and I were exclusive.
427
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,315
What?
428
00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:35,384
You...
429
00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:36,685
Bedroom, now.
430
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,787
I'm confused. Is this good or bad?
431
00:15:38,789 --> 00:15:40,255
- Bad!
- Bad.
432
00:15:40,257 --> 00:15:41,824
Lesson learned.
433
00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:43,089
You're a good father.
434
00:15:44,962 --> 00:15:46,550
Earn this.
435
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,472
I can see you're conflicted,
but don't be, okay?
436
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,910
I'm really good. First,
I'll just take you down.
437
00:15:55,406 --> 00:15:56,672
Right. Like that.
438
00:15:56,674 --> 00:15:58,474
[SIGHS]
439
00:15:58,476 --> 00:16:00,209
If I were to let you win,
440
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:02,177
where would you take
me on our first date?
441
00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:03,612
Pizza?
442
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,577
Uh, s-steak! Steak!
443
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:09,551
Somewhere really fancy
with lots of forks.
444
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,254
- Too many... like five.
- Okay.
445
00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:15,757
I wouldn't do this for just
anyone, so... treat me right.
446
00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:17,025
Make it worth it.
447
00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:18,222
Deal.
448
00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:19,324
[SIGHS]
449
00:16:19,327 --> 00:16:23,298
?
450
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,067
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not feeling this.
451
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:26,869
[BOTH GRUNTING]
452
00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:29,771
Winner... DiMeo!
453
00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:31,840
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
454
00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:33,375
I'm sorry.
455
00:16:33,377 --> 00:16:35,377
I couldn't do it.
456
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,031
I guess this is goodbye.
457
00:16:37,847 --> 00:16:42,884
?
458
00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:44,887
That was my first kiss.
459
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,455
That was my first loss.
460
00:16:46,457 --> 00:16:47,523
I didn't mind it.
461
00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:48,724
Yeah. Me, neither.
462
00:16:50,424 --> 00:16:51,957
Compromise and say burgers?
463
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,129
- Yeah.
- Get off the mat!
464
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,399
MAN: while the male gorilla
465
00:16:57,401 --> 00:16:59,567
emerges from the brush
searching for food...
466
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,304
Ray, can I be honest
with you about something?
467
00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:04,673
When you were talking with
that girl earlier today,
468
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,441
it made me kind of jealous.
469
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,344
Taylor, you've got nothing
to be jealous about...
470
00:17:09,346 --> 00:17:11,313
Believe me.
471
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:12,881
And you being honest with me
472
00:17:12,883 --> 00:17:15,284
makes me want to be honest with you.
473
00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:16,385
So...
474
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:20,556
I will, if it ever comes up.
475
00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:27,903
Okay, there is something
I need to tell you about.
476
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:31,613
I got freaked out by Lars,
so I invited Kimberly.
477
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:33,201
I wanted you to be jealous.
478
00:17:33,203 --> 00:17:34,503
Ray!
479
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:36,672
Not cool.
480
00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:38,473
But kind of flattering.
481
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,609
And I appreciate the honesty.
482
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:42,544
See, I knew you'd understand.
483
00:17:42,546 --> 00:17:44,340
And no more games.
484
00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:46,682
She got the wrong
idea and she kissed me.
485
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,150
What?
486
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:50,852
No, I didn't kiss her back.
487
00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:52,554
See, this is honesty. It's good.
488
00:17:52,556 --> 00:17:53,622
Hit me cutely again.
489
00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:54,738
You let her kiss you?
490
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,324
I didn't let her. She just did it.
491
00:17:56,327 --> 00:17:58,694
There's nothing you can do
when someone just kisses you.
492
00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:03,457
Okay, see, next time I'll do that.
493
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:04,900
You kissed someone else?
494
00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:10,339
You need to go.
495
00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:12,941
And come back in a
couple of minutes or...
496
00:18:12,943 --> 00:18:14,242
Or never.
497
00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:21,950
?
498
00:18:21,952 --> 00:18:24,398
God, that works so well.
499
00:18:24,401 --> 00:18:26,496
MAN: Now, let's get you over
to Lori for the traffic.
500
00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:29,458
How's it looking out
there on the freeways?
501
00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:30,892
[TV TURNS OFF, DOOR CLOSES]
502
00:18:30,895 --> 00:18:34,897
Your adult son has a statement
he's asked me to read.
503
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:39,637
"I want to apologize for
leaving and for all I said.
504
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,386
It was rude, ungrateful, and childish.
505
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,822
I'm sorry.
506
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:46,291
Thanks for all you did today
507
00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,695
and all you've done my first 18 years."
508
00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:53,192
Is that a bloody tattoo?
509
00:18:53,195 --> 00:18:55,283
"Yes, Mom, it is a bloody tattoo."
510
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:57,119
Good guess on the timing.
511
00:18:57,121 --> 00:19:00,088
"At first I wanted to get
one to lash out at you.
512
00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:01,356
That's dumb.
513
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:04,568
But I did want to
mark my 18th birthday."
514
00:19:06,982 --> 00:19:08,525
JIMMY: Fudgie the Whale.
515
00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:09,994
I don't hate it.
516
00:19:10,668 --> 00:19:12,100
But before I turn on it,
517
00:19:12,102 --> 00:19:13,702
do you want us to show you your present?
518
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:16,872
Ta-da!
519
00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:22,385
"I know we have a G-A... garage."
520
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:24,179
We had a garage.
521
00:19:24,181 --> 00:19:26,415
You are a man. This is your cave.
522
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:27,749
JIMMY: You deserve a space.
523
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,452
This is a nearby, but different, roof.
524
00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:32,688
We still have to clean
it out, but we will.
525
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,790
And we brought in some
of your grown-up things.
526
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,225
So you can kick back
with your knife and,
527
00:19:37,227 --> 00:19:39,198
for some reason, cold medicine.
528
00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:40,796
So, what do you think?
529
00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:43,565
?
530
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:46,601
"I just have one Q-U... question."
531
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,270
Anything, darling.
532
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,973
"What are you still
doing in my C-A... cave?"
533
00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:54,076
He loves it.
534
00:19:54,078 --> 00:19:55,344
Happy birthday, buddy.
535
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,196
[DOOR CLOSES]
536
00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:01,634
How will we know when
we're meant to come back?
537
00:20:01,637 --> 00:20:02,936
[SIGHS]
538
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:07,304
Well, it turns out, Ruby,
that while we were going out,
539
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,109
I was actually in an exclusive
relationship with my girlfriend,
540
00:20:10,111 --> 00:20:12,277
and that girlfriend is now my wife,
541
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,663
and she would like you to know
that I am off the market...
542
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:18,200
- [QUIETLY] 20 years.
- And have been for 20 years.
543
00:20:18,203 --> 00:20:19,752
My marriage is going great.
544
00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:22,688
Thank you. Classic Ruby.
545
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:26,058
I still don't get how you didn't
realize that we were exclusive.
546
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:29,028
I mean, it makes a person wonder
what else needs to be named.
547
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:32,059
Okay. We are not in an open marriage.
548
00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:33,532
No flirting.
549
00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:35,165
Except to get out of tickets.
550
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,635
No friending high-school
exes on social media.
551
00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:39,838
Yeah.
552
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,505
Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
553
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,208
I just... I have to check my computer
554
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,376
for something unrelated.
555
00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,676
Are you kidding me?!
556
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,986
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557
00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:51,122
I make awesome guacamole.
558
00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:55,154
It just works. I don't... It's...
559
00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:59,754
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