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Okay, kids. I need your help.
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I have a big Halloween party tonight.
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Which Michael Jackson am I going to be?
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I've narrowed it down to 10.
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Dylan: You bought those?
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Didn't you get a second job
because money was tight?
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I'm not stupid, Dylan!
I already own three of these!
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Know what? We're here for you.
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Try on all of them.
We'll help you choose.
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Young man, that is so...
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[Snaps fingers] Whoo!
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All right, that'll buy us an hour.
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Let's go find out where Mom and Dad
hid the Halloween candy.
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- Okay.
- "Ray." "Ray." "Ray."
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Is this why I didn't get
any presents last Christmas?
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Books, books...
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Jimmy DiMeo "Law & Order" audition?
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No time! Stay focused!
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Is that it?
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- Jackpot!
- Yes!
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Maya: What happened in here?
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Explain yourselves.
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[Chuckling] It's okay.
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I knew you'd find it eventually.
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So, uh... what'd ya think?
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We found the Halloween candy
in the duct.
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What? We just bought the candy.
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We've never hidden it in the duct,
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so whatever you found there
is God knows how old.
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You didn't eat any, did you?
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- JJ: [Moaning]
- Oh, JJ.
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- [Moaning continues]
- What do you expect?
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You ate half a bag of 60-year-old candy.
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We went to the store for one minute!
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Where's Kenneth?
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What the hell did you eat?
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Uhh...
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi. I need to push back
our escape room reservation.
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The name's DiMeo.
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Yeah, two hours would be...
would be perfect.
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Uh, just lock me in. [Laughs]
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Hello?
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Aw! They hung up before hearing my pun.
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I was just trying to decide
which Michael Jackson costume
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I'm gonna wear to my party.
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I'm gonna do them all... old to young.
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10 changes... this to Jackson Five.
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What question do you think
I asked that this is answering?
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Oh, how is he?
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He keeps having hallucinations.
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He thinks that I'm the manager
of a greasy spoon.
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"Where are my damn..."
C-U... "...curly fries?"
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I don't...
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Bad news, Old Michael.
You made this mess.
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You're dealing with our
trick-or-treaters till he recovers.
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The way you make me feel...
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There should be lots
of fun horror movies on.
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What do you say we watch one?
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"No, no, no."
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He hates how in those movies,
people in wheelchairs
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are always the victim or some angel.
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He wants to be the bad guy.
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Why would you want to be the bad guy?
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"They'd never see it coming."
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- That was lucid.
- "You call this a..."
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- P-A... "...patty melt?"
- Less so.
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What? You can cancel my plans,
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but you can't cancel my costume.
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Mnh.
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Oh, "The Exorcist". That's a good one.
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[Screaming]
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I am sorry I broke the thing,
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but if you say I can't
karate-chop your board in half,
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you know I'm gonna karate-chop
your board in half.
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Hey, man. Uh... can you move?
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Well, joke's on you,
'cause I loved that!
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Maybe we can find
a replacement board in here.
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History...
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biology...
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Arcane tomes and cursed letters?
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Could be something.
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Uh... when did they add this?
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- [Bats screeching]
- Whoa!
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Oh. Maybe a Ouija board could work.
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Evil.
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I'm gonna chalk that up to the A/C.
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[Dusts, blows]
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It tingles when I touch it,
but this will do.
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Um... JJ?
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?
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[Gasping]
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Ohh!
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Uh...
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you could control stuff
with your mind before, right?
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JJ, your knees are tight.
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Really tight.
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It's like it's resisting me.
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Kenneth: Now, JJ, be nice.
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[Screams]
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[Glass shatters]
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I'm okay!
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Kenneth, you better have a good reason
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for defenestrating Joyce.
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I know words!
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Full disclosure... due to
a mishap involving a Ouija board
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that could've happened to anyone,
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JJ might be under the control
of an evil spirit.
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- What?!
- JJ, is this true?
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[Distorted] "Yes.
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What is this?
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I'm in the..." K-I...
"...kid, but.." T-A...
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"...talking through this clown."
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Oh, yes, JJ's nonverbal.
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He communicates
through a board and a clown.
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An aide.
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Does the evil voice happen
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to anyone who tries to read for you?
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[Distorted] "Yes."
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[Normal voice] Ah! Creepy!
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We need to end this!
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Swap that board out with a normal one.
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On the phone with the insurance now.
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Hello. Yes.
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Uh, I need a new communication
board for my son right away.
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The one he's currently using
seems to have invited
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some sort of dark force into his person.
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- Okay.
- [Cellphone beeps]
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Yeah, it'll be three weeks.
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- [Sighs]
- "Wow.
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Dealing with insurance
is a real hassle."
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Oh, our family's dealt with worse.
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At what point?!
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"Is he always like this?"
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[Normal voice] Uh, yeah.
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- Every day.
- No idea.
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Joyce: I think I spoke too soon
on the whole "I'm okay" thing.
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Who forgot she was out there?
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Oh, uh, the ramp is over here, Evil JJ.
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[Distorted] "So inconvenient.
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I never knew the challenges
the disability community faces.
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This experience is
really opening my eyes."
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How nice that you see this
as a learning opportunity.
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Maya had to fight
to get this ramp put in.
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"Wow. You're a great mom."
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Stop, you charmer.
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I know how you do.
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I called you in
to discuss JJ's recent behavior.
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Now, I take pride in treating JJ
as I would any other student.
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I'd be having this talk with any parent
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whose child murdered an English teacher.
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JJ didn't do that. He's an angel.
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Mm...
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[Growls]
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[Puking]
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[Groans]
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I just talk for the guy! Make him puke!
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DiMeos, we all know JJ's behind this.
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What do you want us to do? The new
board doesn't arrive for weeks.
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[Distorted] "Ugh. Insurance.
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And people say I'm evil."
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[Laughter]
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You're fun.
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We're not gonna wait weeks.
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Luckily, Lafayette does offer
exorcism services.
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We have a resident expert
who is waiting to see us.
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Yo, there!
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You're the exorcist?
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Oh, little-known fact... those
online certificates you get
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to perform a wedding
also cover exorcisms.
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Yeah!
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So, just get JJ up on the table
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while I go wash up.
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I don't want what he has,
and believe me,
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he does not want what I have.
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[Groans]
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[Normal voice] "Don't do this."
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Oh, JJ. Is that you?
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What do you mean, "Don't do this"?
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"I'm having fun.
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It's..." E-M... "...empowering."
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[Sighs]
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I've always fought
for everything you wanted.
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I hope you've stretched,
because it's time to exorcise!
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[Laughs]
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JJ powers, activate!
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Both: Whoa!
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[Both gasp]
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Right. Let's get you out of here.
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Maya, you two are on your own.
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JJ! Stop running me this instant!
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Maya: JJ, make him skip!
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JJ!
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Ah.
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Your job is not easy.
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Dylan, JJ's gone rogue,
and your mom's helping him,
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and there's no way we can stop them,
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because of how accessible the school is.
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[Singsong voice] You're welcome.
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Ohh, we can stop him...
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by making this school
a wheelchair nightmare.
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Dad, catch.
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So tough for such a short time.
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[All grunting]
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What's this?
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JJ, stop making me slap me!
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Are you destroying wheelchair ramps?
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Mr. Powers, you're up.
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JJ DiMeo, by the power vested in me
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by marry-your-friends.com,
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we are gathered here today
at this lovely vineyard to...
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[Chokes]
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[Grunts]
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Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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I don't want a soda!
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JJ, don't!
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He's the only teacher not flunking me.
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Oh! And that's gonna be
our next conversation.
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Oh, JJ!
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I've always been your champion,
but this is really hard.
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I mean, on one hand, you're
empowered and independent,
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and that's good, but on the other hand,
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you're evil and killing people,
and that's sort of bad.
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- Maya!
- Fine.
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Evil spirit controlling JJ,
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I'll miss your destructive ways,
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but it's time for you to move on.
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[Distorted] "You know, Maya,
I visited your family
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to annihilate mankind,
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but you've annihilated something
more important...
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my misconceptions on disability."
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[Gasps]
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Can you do one more thing before you go?
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[Screams]
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I can see my butt!
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[Screams]
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[Sighs]
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[Thunder crashes]
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[Sighs, chuckles]
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"I'm..." B-A... "...back."
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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We missed you, buddy.
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?
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Hey! Feeling better?
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Great. Just in time for the escape room.
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Off to my party, DiMeos! [Laughs]
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Shamone!
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Dylan! That's the candy
that made JJ sick.
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Oh, no, it's okay.
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JJ had the milk chew.
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This is the Cincinnati Egg Bar.
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[Stomach gurgling]
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Oh!
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[Gurgling continues]
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Uh... not so fast, Kenneth.
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You're back on trick-or-treat
duty until Dylan's better.
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[Voice breaking] Shamone.
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Hi, I have to postpone
our reservation again.
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Yeah, the "lock us in" guy.
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Then... Then why didn't you laugh?
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- [Stomach gurgles] Ohh!
- Oh, darling.
262
00:10:04,116 --> 00:10:05,282
Oi, Kenneth?!
263
00:10:05,351 --> 00:10:07,217
I'm sorry I let them get at the candy,
264
00:10:07,286 --> 00:10:09,219
but I'm down to "Bad" Michael already,
265
00:10:09,288 --> 00:10:10,854
and I haven't even left the house.
266
00:10:10,923 --> 00:10:13,624
Oh, please. Like you don't have
three outfits for "Thriller".
267
00:10:13,693 --> 00:10:14,792
All right, my darling.
268
00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,193
What horror film do you want to watch
269
00:10:16,262 --> 00:10:17,661
while you get through this?
270
00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,430
[Both screaming]
271
00:10:19,498 --> 00:10:21,213
What about "Freaky Friday"?
272
00:10:21,276 --> 00:10:22,876
The body-swap movie?
273
00:10:22,952 --> 00:10:24,919
Body-swapping isn't even scary.
274
00:10:24,988 --> 00:10:27,855
Well, it depends on
who you swap bodies with.
275
00:10:27,924 --> 00:10:30,792
I can't marry Ryan! Ew!
276
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,127
Ray: Okay, slow down, Dylan!
277
00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:34,862
Dylan: No! You keep up!
278
00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:36,631
But, Dylan! [Screams]
279
00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:37,832
Ray!
280
00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:39,467
What is so hard about
281
00:10:39,536 --> 00:10:41,335
"Left foot, right foot,
left foot, right foot"?
282
00:10:41,404 --> 00:10:44,705
Like I've said, that's not
a real giraffe's walking gait.
283
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,108
I mean, are we going
for accuracy or not?
284
00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,076
[Gasps]
285
00:10:48,144 --> 00:10:49,610
An unguarded bowl?
286
00:10:51,915 --> 00:10:54,816
Hey! The sign says "Please take one".
287
00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:57,485
Yeah... "take one bowl of candy."
288
00:10:57,554 --> 00:11:00,288
Ray, you can't live your life
in a state of constant anxiety.
289
00:11:00,356 --> 00:11:02,123
And you can't just breeze through life
290
00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:04,058
with no respect for the social contract.
291
00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:08,262
For the last time, I don't know
what the social contract is!
292
00:11:08,331 --> 00:11:10,298
Both: Ugh! Just be more like me!
293
00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:12,500
[Thunder crashes]
294
00:11:14,671 --> 00:11:17,438
Did this bowl have our faces
carved on it before?
295
00:11:17,507 --> 00:11:18,573
I...
296
00:11:18,641 --> 00:11:19,574
Eh.
297
00:11:19,642 --> 00:11:21,576
[Laughing] "Take one."
298
00:11:24,247 --> 00:11:26,114
Jimmy: Dylan! Wake up!
299
00:11:26,182 --> 00:11:28,216
Relax, dude. I'm up.
300
00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:32,220
Why did I say that in Ray's dumb voice?
301
00:11:35,992 --> 00:11:37,291
[Screams]
302
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,227
Okay, five mirrors can't be wrong.
303
00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:43,498
There must be a rational
explanation for this.
304
00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:44,665
Ray?
305
00:11:46,336 --> 00:11:47,935
Dylan?
306
00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:51,539
[Both scream]
307
00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:54,442
[Sighs] This confirms my hypothesis!
308
00:11:54,511 --> 00:11:56,410
Last night, we switched bodies.
309
00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:57,879
Unswitch it, Ray!
310
00:11:57,947 --> 00:11:59,213
You think I want to be in here?
311
00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:01,883
You really need glasses.
How do you read?!
312
00:12:01,951 --> 00:12:03,417
I just order the hamburger.
313
00:12:03,486 --> 00:12:04,719
Jimmy: Kids, time for school!
314
00:12:04,787 --> 00:12:06,087
Shoot.
315
00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:08,789
All right, until we figure
this out, we tell no one.
316
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,158
Don't be weird, Ray.
317
00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:12,360
Don't say anything strange,
don't do anything strange,
318
00:12:12,428 --> 00:12:13,528
and don't be a know-it-all.
319
00:12:13,596 --> 00:12:14,929
I'll do my best.
320
00:12:14,998 --> 00:12:17,465
As for you, I took the liberty
of writing up a guide.
321
00:12:17,534 --> 00:12:20,768
Club schedule, some science puns
I've been meaning to bust out.
322
00:12:20,837 --> 00:12:23,838
Oh! And these are a list
of allergies I suspect I have.
323
00:12:23,907 --> 00:12:25,973
Ray, I think I can handle your life.
324
00:12:28,645 --> 00:12:31,812
Oh, and, Dylan, I e-mailed
a love poem to Taylor yesterday
325
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,948
and accidentally CC'ed
the football team.
326
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:35,449
- Ray!
- I know.
327
00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:37,485
I'm kind of glad you're dealing with it.
328
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,789
That's for comparing my eyes
to a nebula.
329
00:12:41,858 --> 00:12:43,958
- It is a planet!
- It's not a planet!
330
00:12:44,027 --> 00:12:47,161
[Indistinct arguing]
331
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,196
[Screams]
332
00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:50,064
And Pluto's a dog!
333
00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:53,801
C-minus?!
334
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,803
Ouch!
335
00:12:55,872 --> 00:13:01,309
?
336
00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:03,110
Oh, my God.
337
00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,612
I love being Dylan.
338
00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:07,048
We know, dear. You don't
have to say that every day.
339
00:13:08,184 --> 00:13:09,417
Dad!
340
00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:12,086
What do you do if you're trapped
in the wrong body?
341
00:13:12,155 --> 00:13:13,087
Whoo, boy.
342
00:13:13,156 --> 00:13:14,522
Uh... I'll be honest.
343
00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:17,425
I'm not sure I know enough
to have this conversation.
344
00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:20,061
Uh... I will say your mother
and I love you no matter what.
345
00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:21,862
Ugh! You're useless!
346
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,131
Okeydoke. Time for ice cream.
347
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,466
The bowl.
348
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:26,467
That's it!
349
00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:27,468
Thanks, Dad.
350
00:13:29,205 --> 00:13:31,272
Honey! I think I'm woke!
351
00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:32,506
Ray, we need to talk.
352
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,076
What am I wearing?!
353
00:13:35,144 --> 00:13:36,777
It's a romper!
354
00:13:36,846 --> 00:13:38,613
Boys can't wear them, but girls can.
355
00:13:38,681 --> 00:13:41,082
So I figured, "When in Dylan..."
356
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,917
Look, Dad said something
357
00:13:42,986 --> 00:13:45,052
that made me realize how this happened.
358
00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:46,887
We both had our hands
on this weird bowl.
359
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,257
Maybe if we do that again,
we'll switch back.
360
00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:50,658
Yeah. Maybe later.
361
00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:52,126
- What?
- Look at me.
362
00:13:52,195 --> 00:13:54,462
No homework, people think I'm cool,
363
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:57,665
and I have the vitality of
Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
364
00:13:57,734 --> 00:13:59,800
Ray, stop saying lame stuff
with my mouth!
365
00:14:00,837 --> 00:14:02,036
Sucks to be me!
366
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,530
[Clippers buzzing]
367
00:14:04,555 --> 00:14:07,642
Switch back now,
or I will shave your eyebrow.
368
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,477
Empty threats, Dylan. Really?
369
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,381
[Laughing] Oh, whoa! I look crazy!
370
00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:14,915
Shave the other one, too.
371
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,984
I'm never switching back.
372
00:14:17,053 --> 00:14:18,452
Dad, I'm gonna tell you something
373
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:19,954
that's gonna sound crazy.
374
00:14:20,023 --> 00:14:21,155
I'm Dylan.
375
00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:22,556
Ray and I switched bodies on Halloween,
376
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:23,891
and now he won't switch back
377
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,660
because my life is better than his.
378
00:14:25,728 --> 00:14:26,761
Dylan, is this true?
379
00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:30,965
I don't know what Ray's talking about.
380
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:32,233
Let's test this out.
381
00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:34,769
Dylan, what's the biggest planet
in our solar system?
382
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:35,770
Texas?
383
00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:37,104
That's Dylan, all right.
384
00:14:37,173 --> 00:14:38,773
And her new tattoo really contradicts
385
00:14:38,841 --> 00:14:40,074
what you're telling me.
386
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,311
What? No.
387
00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:46,047
No! No, it's true!
You have to believe me!
388
00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:48,816
Well, I suppose there is
one person we could talk to.
389
00:14:48,885 --> 00:14:51,485
Thank you for calling.
This sounds very serious.
390
00:14:51,554 --> 00:14:53,521
What's your diagnosis, Doctor?
391
00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:56,624
Your son's a certified cuckoo bird.
392
00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:58,192
No! All right, come on.
393
00:14:58,261 --> 00:14:59,226
[Whimpers]
394
00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:01,062
That's it! That's the bowl!
395
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:04,131
Very good, Ray. It is a bowl.
396
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,266
Ray! Tell them!
397
00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:06,467
See ya in a year!
398
00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:07,702
Ray!!
399
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,036
No! [Gasps]
400
00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:12,273
Dylan, I made you some tea.
401
00:15:13,676 --> 00:15:16,310
I'm not wearing a romper, Ray! Ever!
402
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,439
Why not? They're nice.
403
00:15:19,346 --> 00:15:21,540
Okay, people,
candy hallucinations... over.
404
00:15:21,596 --> 00:15:23,783
Our new Halloween tradition
is back on track!
405
00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:24,878
Let's roll out!
406
00:15:24,947 --> 00:15:26,683
Oh, surely this candy
can't affect adults.
407
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,720
No!
408
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,321
How have you lived so long?
409
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:33,358
You see that? I saved us
from missing the escape room.
410
00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:34,959
Oh, boy. Um...
411
00:15:35,028 --> 00:15:37,529
I'm sorry, Kenneth. Our
reservation is just for five.
412
00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:39,964
What?! You made me miss my party,
413
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:41,833
and I don't get to go
to the escape room?!
414
00:15:41,902 --> 00:15:44,636
Yeah, thanks for understanding, Kenneth.
415
00:15:44,704 --> 00:15:47,539
Okay, DiMeo family, good luck.
416
00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:49,307
[Laughs]
417
00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:52,377
"Lock us in"... I just got it.
418
00:15:52,445 --> 00:15:53,478
Yeah, it's fun, right?
419
00:15:53,547 --> 00:15:55,246
[Clunk]
420
00:15:55,315 --> 00:15:57,782
[Distorted] You are
inconsiderate, reckless,
421
00:15:57,851 --> 00:15:59,684
and four hours late!
422
00:15:59,753 --> 00:16:03,154
Here, you will change
your ways, or you will pay!
423
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,156
You will all pay!
424
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,759
[Laughs evilly]
425
00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,794
Did they write this just for us?
426
00:16:09,863 --> 00:16:11,496
- Cool!
- Bit preachy.
427
00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:14,132
"What is our..." C-H... "...challenge?"
428
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,668
"Be on time".
429
00:16:16,736 --> 00:16:18,469
Pass. Come on. Give us another one.
430
00:16:18,538 --> 00:16:21,506
[Beeping]
431
00:16:21,575 --> 00:16:23,942
Ooh, maybe we're supposed to
stand on this blue square.
432
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,076
[Clock ticking]
433
00:16:25,145 --> 00:16:26,244
Mom, hurry up!
434
00:16:26,313 --> 00:16:27,412
Well, I'm sure
you don't have to be there
435
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,447
exactly as the clock hits zero.
436
00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:31,015
- [Beep, electricity crackles]
- [Screaming]
437
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:33,284
What the heck?! That kills!
438
00:16:33,353 --> 00:16:35,553
Be on time, Maya!
439
00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:37,055
Be on time!
440
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:38,523
How does he know Mom's name?
441
00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:40,258
This isn't a normal escape room.
442
00:16:40,327 --> 00:16:41,559
No.
443
00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:44,562
This is an awesome escape room!
444
00:16:44,631 --> 00:16:46,297
[Beeping]
445
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:48,199
Everyone, get over here.
446
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,968
Guys, look! A banana.
447
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:51,836
- [Clock ticking]
- Maybe it's a clue.
448
00:16:51,905 --> 00:16:53,071
Oh, oh, oh.
449
00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:54,806
Oi! Masked man?
450
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,507
We found the banana!
451
00:16:56,576 --> 00:16:58,843
The challenge is to be on time!
452
00:16:58,912 --> 00:17:00,545
- [Beep, electricity crackles]
- [Screaming]
453
00:17:00,614 --> 00:17:02,280
Ticktock, Maya.
454
00:17:02,349 --> 00:17:04,382
Wow, wait... so, in order to get out,
455
00:17:04,451 --> 00:17:06,117
Mom has to be on time?
456
00:17:06,186 --> 00:17:07,685
This is your worst nightmare.
457
00:17:07,754 --> 00:17:09,420
Wait. This is my nightmare.
458
00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:12,891
Now that I know it's a dream,
I can control it.
459
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,392
We're in a meadow.
460
00:17:14,461 --> 00:17:15,560
A beautiful maiden...
461
00:17:15,629 --> 00:17:16,961
- [Electricity crackles]
- [Screaming]
462
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,463
Ticktock.
463
00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:20,965
- [Beeping, electricity crackling]
- [Screaming]
464
00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:22,166
Oh, snap!
465
00:17:22,235 --> 00:17:23,201
- [Electricity crackles]
- [Screaming]
466
00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:26,738
- [Electricity crackles]
- [Screaming]
467
00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:28,940
Come on! "On time"!
468
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,842
I'm actually on a clock!
469
00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:33,444
Seriously? This was
supposed to be the easy room.
470
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:35,713
You know what? Forget it.
471
00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:37,081
Into the next room.
472
00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:44,689
They re-created our living room?
473
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:45,857
This is crazy!
474
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:46,858
You know what's crazy?
475
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,860
This whole thing was only $40!
476
00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:51,863
"Follow the rules".
477
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,064
When do I ever not?
478
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,399
"Do not touch."
479
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,601
So there must be a key
that we can touch.
480
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:59,137
"Do not touch," "Do not touch,"
"Do not touch."
481
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:01,172
Loophole... a grab is not a touch.
482
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:02,173
No, wait!
483
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,411
[Screams]
484
00:18:06,479 --> 00:18:09,113
Loophole doesn't work, does it? No.
485
00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:10,848
How does this not wake me up?!
486
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,250
I'll help you.
487
00:18:12,319 --> 00:18:13,251
Aah!
488
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,919
Ooh! We're supposed to use the banana
489
00:18:14,988 --> 00:18:16,220
with Ray's severed hand.
490
00:18:16,289 --> 00:18:18,656
The banana's not a clue! It's my snack!
491
00:18:20,493 --> 00:18:22,260
Oh, well done, darling. I got the key.
492
00:18:22,329 --> 00:18:24,028
- Yes!
- Seriously?
493
00:18:24,097 --> 00:18:26,764
Cheating on the puzzle
about following the rules?
494
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,400
Ay yi yi yi yi-yi-yi.
495
00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:36,074
Ray: [Groans]
When will this torture end?
496
00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:39,444
Guys, I think we need the key
to open this box.
497
00:18:39,512 --> 00:18:40,878
Oh. The key from the other room?
498
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:42,146
Yeah, no, I lost that ages ago.
499
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,383
Unbelievable. Ugh!
500
00:18:45,452 --> 00:18:53,191
?
501
00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:55,793
"Dunk a basketball".
502
00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:58,563
"That's impossible.
None of us can do that."
503
00:18:58,631 --> 00:18:59,597
I can dunk.
504
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:00,631
[Laughter]
505
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,001
What? I have ups.
506
00:19:03,069 --> 00:19:06,337
[Hissing]
507
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,239
Looks... like we're being poisoned.
508
00:19:08,308 --> 00:19:09,273
No time to stretch.
509
00:19:09,342 --> 00:19:10,742
Bring in da noise.
510
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:13,378
Bring in da funk!
511
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:16,547
"A" for effort.
512
00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:17,648
Aah!
513
00:19:17,717 --> 00:19:20,685
[Echoing] This hole is so deep!
514
00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:22,453
- [Thud]
- Dad's dead!
515
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:25,089
Stupid banana hand!
516
00:19:25,158 --> 00:19:26,591
Oh, I can't believe I'm saying this,
517
00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,526
but I wish Kenneth was here to dunk.
518
00:19:28,595 --> 00:19:30,261
Kenneth: Exactly!
519
00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:34,098
Kenneth, what are you doing here?!
520
00:19:35,602 --> 00:19:36,834
I built this whole place
521
00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:39,470
to teach you a series of moral lessons.
522
00:19:39,539 --> 00:19:42,206
"Be on time" because
you always make me wait.
523
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:44,725
"Follow the rules" because you never do.
524
00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:47,263
And "Dunk a basketball" because...
525
00:19:47,332 --> 00:19:49,299
I also want to be invited
to escape rooms.
526
00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:50,767
That seems fair, Kenneth.
527
00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:53,002
All right, well, let me get us out
of here before my gas kills us.
528
00:19:53,105 --> 00:19:54,137
Check it.
529
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,540
[Groans]
530
00:19:57,642 --> 00:19:58,675
Oh.
531
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:01,177
- Huh.
- [Coughing]
532
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:02,445
Guess it's been a while.
533
00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:03,580
[DiMeos coughing]
534
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,581
Oops.
535
00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:06,883
[Screams]
536
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:09,853
[Gasping]
537
00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:11,621
What was with that dream?
538
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,123
I didn't even eat the old candy.
539
00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:15,725
I just ate what we've been
giving trick-or-treaters.
540
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:18,495
So, I gave all those kids...
541
00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:19,529
Oops.
542
00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:20,864
[Doorbell rings]
543
00:20:23,535 --> 00:20:25,235
Aaaaah!
544
00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:28,238
[Chuckles]
545
00:20:28,306 --> 00:20:30,874
I guess that old candy has
a variety of side effects.
546
00:20:30,976 --> 00:20:32,509
I'll say it does.
547
00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:34,010
Give us a kiss, Kenneth.
548
00:20:34,112 --> 00:20:35,445
What?
549
00:20:35,547 --> 00:20:36,813
And me, Kenneth.
550
00:20:36,915 --> 00:20:38,848
Yeah, kiss us both for Halloween.
551
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:39,916
- No.
- Kiss us.
552
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:40,950
- No!
- Kiss us.
553
00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:44,154
No! Nooooooooo!!
554
00:20:46,858 --> 00:20:49,526
Oh, my God.
555
00:20:49,594 --> 00:20:52,990
Benjamin Button Michael Jackson
is the perfect costume!
556
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,164
[Laughs]
557
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,208
Oh, hot tub Halloween nap,
you done done it again.
558
00:20:57,232 --> 00:21:00,032
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00:21:00,082 --> 00:21:04,632
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