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All right, I've called you all
here to ask for your support.
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- Taylor, my girlfriend...
- We know Taylor.
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You don't have to specify
that she's your girlfriend
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- every time.
- I actually thought her full name
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was "Taylormygirlfriend." Now, wh...
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I don't always say it!
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Now, if I can please continue...
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Taylor...
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[Softly] my girlfriend...
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- [Sighs]
- [Normal voice] will be coming over today
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to celebrate our 100 day-th anniversary.
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That's not a thing.
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And if it were, 100 "day-th"
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is not how you'd say it.
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"In a lot of movies,
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the pretty girl dates
the dork for a bet.
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I still think this... is that."
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Good. This happens to be
exactly why I wanted to talk.
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I want you to get this all
out before she gets here.
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Insults, embarrassing stories...
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Let's do this! The time that
cat chased Ray down the sewer.
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Remember when he ran into
the glass sliding door
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three times at the same pool party?
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Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
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Or the time he moonwalked at
the sixth-grade talent show.
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Yeah, it looked like
a horse was counting.
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[Grunting, snorting]
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- You weren't even there for that.
- [Laughter]
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Yeah, well, I wasn't there
when they shot Lincoln, either.
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But a thing's bad
enough, word gets around.
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Come on. You guys can
do better than that.
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What about all the cringy
puns with my name...
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My "Ray-cation"
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or when I threw myself
a "Ray-pride" parade?
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Or the multiple times I was catfished?
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How about my see-saw accident
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that "America's Funniest Home Videos"
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deemed too crotch-violent to air?
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My high-heel experiment?
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Taylor.
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I knocked, but no one answered.
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Um...
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I don't know if I want to do this
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in front of everyone, but...
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Happy 100 Day-th Anniversa-Ray!
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What?! [Chuckles]
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Wow. There really is
someone for everyone.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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[Laughter]
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Maya: Listen, Doctor,
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my friend's son has an
untreated stone fruit allergy.
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You'll see him this
week, or I'll have 15 moms
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come to your office
and hurl peaches at you.
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Friday at 2:00. Yeah, thank you so much.
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- [Cellphone beeps]
- Where's Jimmy?
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Well, he came home
from work and collapsed.
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This promotion's really
taking it out of him.
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I hope you know how
silly you sound, Kenneth,
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'cause I am thriving.
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What? I let you keep the fancy one.
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Jimmy, why are you so bloody tired?
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Yeah, isn't the whole
point of being the boss
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so you can make other people tired?
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Yeah, but I've been
working with these guys
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for a really long time.
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And by "working," I mean...
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Can someone make air quotes for me?
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"working."
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I find it weird to suddenly
be ordering them around.
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But I'm managing.
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Enh. Eh, eh. Ehh...
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[Cellphone rings]
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- Hello?
- [Groans]
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Stand down, Greer. I
got you the appointment.
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Is there nothing this
special-needs-mom phone tree
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cannot do?
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Right. And you won't be needing
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all those peaches after all.
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Oh, you did?
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I don't know. Maybe a cobbler?
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My mom's always helping her
special-needs-mom friends, too.
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Yep, that's my mom...
Always a helper, no downside.
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I just love how we're so in syn...
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In sync!
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Whoa. That was crazy.
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It's amazing how alike our families are,
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how we're both so
devoted to our brothers.
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There he is... The light of my life.
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All right, bring it in. Come on.
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Ow! You jerk! That kills!
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Ray! That's your brother!
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Ohhh... you thought I was mad?
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Oh, no, it's just a
catchphrase in our family.
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Hey, you jerk. That kills.
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How did you even know
I was gonna do this?
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Ow!
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Okay, then.
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I guess it seems we're not so
in sync on everything.
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Are you breaking up with me?!
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No, I'm just seeing that
we have some differences.
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No, we don't.
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Please. I'm a little over the top.
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I started a 5K run for my brother.
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Are you telling me you didn't hear
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about the thing I started for JJ?
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You started a charity
for your brother, too?
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What's it called?
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JJ's Dream.
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Oh, great name.
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- It is, right?
- [Chuckles]
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So, we're still in sync.
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Just two crazy kids with
special-needs siblings
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who they love more than
anything else in this world.
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?
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[Whispers] I hate you so much right now.
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All right, guys, I'm still
a little sore from yesterday,
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so I'm gonna need everyone to pitch in.
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- [Indistinct shouting]
- We got a plane to load.
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Nothing! Way wide!
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Let's go, Undercover Boss!
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I'm not an undercover
boss. This is my real hair.
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I want to believe you, man,
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but that is what an
undercover boss would say.
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Last hole, Jimmy, all
right? I'm five under!
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Wow. All right, um,
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finish strong, meet me on the tarmac.
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- [Cheering]
- Booyah! [Laughs]
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Hold the plane!
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?
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We know you have a choice in carriers!
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You chose wrong!
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Okay, another leg lift.
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Good! Good.
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[Sighs]
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Hi, JJ.
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Hey, JJ's physical therapist.
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I've been working with
him for five years.
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You should know my name.
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Do you know mine?
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Well played, JJ's sister.
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?
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- Hey!
- Ohh!
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What is wrong with you?
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This is my space.
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Man, I was hiding.
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She doesn't know I'm here.
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Ever since Joyce and
I almost got together...
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"Joyce"!
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Hey, Joyce! Kenneth is in here!
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Joyce: I knew it!
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?
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[Indistinct shouting]
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So, good news.
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Found the bass, found the dog.
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Lost the dog.
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- Maya! Hi.
- [Cheering]
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Hi, darling. I thought I'd
surprise you with lunch.
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Great. You know the crew.
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Oh, yeah.
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Undercover Boss, High Waist, Has-to-Pee.
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Darling.
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You shouldn't be doing their work.
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You're the boss now. Command them.
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I don't know how to be the heavy.
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Then just be me being the heavy.
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Imagine you're me when we're
in the hospital with JJ.
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My son is suffering!
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And you're all just standing
around, doing nothing!
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He's had his meds.
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This isn't about meds!
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You gave him applesauce!
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He doesn't care for applesauce!
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He needs pudding!
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Give my son his pudding!!
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That tone got us a lot of pudding.
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Try it. Go on.
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Get that pudding, Jimmy. Get it.
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I said get back to work!
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?
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Maya: Mm.
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I feel like an old man
changing a digital clock.
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I can do this!
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Hmm!
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You make a rather sexy Maya, too.
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Thank you.
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Uh, so do you. Mm.
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Dylan: This is all vegetables.
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Where is my meat?
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[Sighs]
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You!
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I was saving that!
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I'm sorry.
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"I'm sorry" is not going to cut it.
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The summer was so glorious.
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We had baseball and fireflies
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and no you!
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Now everywhere I turn, there you ar...
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[Chomps]
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Did you just take another bite?
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You know I stress-eat, Dylan!
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[Keyboard clacking]
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Hey, can you explain something?
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I keep trying to search "JJ's Dream,"
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but nothing comes up.
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No online presence.
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That's part of what sank us.
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I've been waiting for the
right time to tell you.
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JJ's Dream...
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is dead.
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But what happened?
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It's a tough time for charities.
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You go home tonight,
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[Voice breaking] you find
that 5K and you hold it tight,
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'cause you just don't know.
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[Sighs]
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I'm so, so sorry.
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Is there anything I can
do to make you feel better?
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Some water would be nice.
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"Water"?
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Sure. Pretty girl on the
bed. Time for some water!
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JJ! I heard about your dream.
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"You did?
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It might not have even been you."
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"It was a C-O-M...
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Composite of a lot of peop..."
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What?
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N... I mean the charity.
[Chuckles nervously]
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The one Ray started to honor you.
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Such a sweet thing.
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Whoa! Hey, guys.
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"So, my C-H... charity..."
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Oh, yeah, I-I was
just honest with Taylor
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and how we're out of money.
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Let's just drop it.
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"But we'll make money
at the big F-U-N...
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Fundraiser this Saturday."
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Oh! There's a fundraiser?
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No, there's no fundraiser.
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"Yes. At the A-S-H... Ashcroft.
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You must come."
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I wouldn't miss it!
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The fundraiser was canceled, remember?
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"P-A... Pamela e-mailed.
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It's back on."
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That's impossible! Pamela's dead!
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"Not Pamela A. Pamela G."
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Well, this is great!
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I don't know. She just died.
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"We'll do it for Pamela.
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And you.
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You W-O... You worked so hard.
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You're going to get
what you D-E... deserve."
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Oh, I'm so excited!
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Here's your water.
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- [Screams]
- [Screams]
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I was trying not to startle you!
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What better place would you stand
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if you were trying to startle me?!
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Listen, I thought about
what you had to say
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about me being in your
space, and I get it.
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When I was a kid, I had to
share a room with my two sisters.
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That was bad enough.
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And then she came...
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00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,430
Aunt Martha.
265
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,933
Every time I turned
around, she was in my face!
266
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,102
I couldn't escape that woman.
267
00:09:30,104 --> 00:09:32,137
A few years in... she died.
268
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,272
And you felt terrible?
269
00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:35,207
[Laughs] It was the
best day of my life!
270
00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,075
The woman was horrible.
271
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,345
My point is, I will
not be your Aunt Martha.
272
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:43,024
From now on, you'll never see
me in this house again... ever.
273
00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:45,961
This house is way too
small. It would be impos...
274
00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,354
Dang!
275
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,823
Undercover Boss, back to work.
276
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,358
Oh, yeah, yeah. In a bit, Jimmy.
277
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,260
Now. You can play luggage
golf on your break.
278
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,628
But I'm on a hot streak here.
279
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,590
Hey, actually, you know
what... Can you film this?
280
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:03,235
No, I've tried doing my
best "Maya." He's immune.
281
00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:05,557
No, no. J-Just tell him more
forcefully to go back to work.
282
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:08,907
Hey!
283
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,242
I'm talking to you!
284
00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:11,576
What's with you, Jimmy?
285
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,545
Oh, see? You've got
his attention. Go on.
286
00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,440
Put the bag down now.
287
00:10:15,443 --> 00:10:17,482
Ooh, that was very Maya, wasn't it?
288
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,184
It was also very hot.
289
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,452
Or what?
290
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,753
Do you want to find out?
291
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,854
That's it, baby.
292
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,556
Yeah, be me for Mommy.
293
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,661
Nice shot.
294
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,330
You're fired.
295
00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:33,532
Yeah, that's right! Who else wants some?
296
00:10:33,534 --> 00:10:35,735
I do! I do! Me! Me! Get home quickly!
297
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,951
So, this is the Balboa Room.
298
00:10:37,954 --> 00:10:39,581
It's our most popular event space.
299
00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:41,762
Is this kind of what you had in mind?
300
00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:45,667
You know, Marci, today I'm just
exploring the possibilities,
301
00:10:45,669 --> 00:10:47,235
getting the juices flowing.
302
00:10:47,237 --> 00:10:48,670
Okay. Uh, when is the event?
303
00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:49,771
[Shakily] It's tomorrow.
304
00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:51,073
Oh. My.
305
00:10:51,075 --> 00:10:53,842
Um... well, the room
is available tomorrow.
306
00:10:53,844 --> 00:10:55,444
- Feels meant to be.
- [Chuckles]
307
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,979
Now, I see that the space is empty.
308
00:10:57,981 --> 00:11:01,616
I'm guessing the hotel
provides tables, chairs...
309
00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:02,918
guests?
310
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,187
Well, traditionally, the
host provides the guests.
311
00:11:05,189 --> 00:11:06,922
[Scoffs] I'm not fancy like that.
312
00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:07,923
[Both laugh]
313
00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:09,591
All right, now let's talk cost.
314
00:11:09,593 --> 00:11:11,593
Of course. This is our proposal.
315
00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:13,275
Oh, it's in its own folder. [Chuckles]
316
00:11:13,278 --> 00:11:14,310
Yes.
317
00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:17,833
You know, I was hoping that the fact
318
00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:20,936
that it's for a charity
might factor into the cost.
319
00:11:20,938 --> 00:11:23,605
JJ's Dream does some
very important work.
320
00:11:23,607 --> 00:11:25,540
What exactly is it that you do?
321
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,743
What might you... like us to do?
322
00:11:28,493 --> 00:11:29,778
Can I have the folder back?
323
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,747
Yes, you can. [Sighs]
324
00:11:31,749 --> 00:11:38,014
Kenneth: "I W-A... want some chips."
325
00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:39,183
Sure thing.
326
00:11:39,186 --> 00:11:40,719
Gotcha!
327
00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:42,491
Oh.
328
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,859
Okay, big man.
329
00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:47,629
I guess there's nothing
I can do to lure you out.
330
00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:49,131
Jazz is lame!
331
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,566
Hot tubs are lame!
332
00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:53,301
That's all I know about you!
333
00:11:53,303 --> 00:11:56,972
?
334
00:11:56,974 --> 00:11:58,740
I've been a very bad employee.
335
00:11:58,742 --> 00:12:02,144
I've been late, I've
stolen office supplies,
336
00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:04,780
I microwaved fish in the break room.
337
00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:09,284
?
338
00:12:09,286 --> 00:12:10,252
Please stop.
339
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,186
Why?
340
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,487
I'm tired, had an awful day,
341
00:12:12,489 --> 00:12:15,123
and Kenneth is very clearly
standing in our closet.
342
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,958
Oop! Sorry.
343
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,560
I was just hiding from Dylan.
344
00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:20,829
I didn't see any sexy role play.
345
00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:22,664
[Trills, chuckles]
346
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:23,865
[Door opens]
347
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,934
Work was a nightmare.
348
00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:28,136
We got so much done.
349
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,439
Everyone's doing their jobs,
but they're all afraid of me.
350
00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:31,706
Where's the fun in that?
351
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,475
Well, you're the boss.
It's not supposed to be fun.
352
00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:35,043
It can be a little fun.
353
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,745
It's not my dream career.
354
00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:38,947
The nicknames, the
games... That's all for me.
355
00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:41,249
You know another airline
scooped up Undercover Boss?
356
00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:42,751
Oh, no. I didn't watch the news today.
357
00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:44,900
I tried to be you.
358
00:12:44,903 --> 00:12:46,054
I'm not you.
359
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,355
Then you've got to try and find a way
360
00:12:47,357 --> 00:12:49,124
to be the boss and be you.
361
00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:52,093
Such a shame, though.
362
00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:54,362
Stern Jimmy really worked for me.
363
00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:56,565
Like, really.
364
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,510
Oh, sorry. [Sighs]
365
00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,969
It was nice being the kind
of boss that turns you on,
366
00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:05,507
but... I need to be the kind
of boss that turns me on.
367
00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:13,114
?
368
00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:16,985
?
369
00:13:20,324 --> 00:13:21,323
[Sniffs]
370
00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:24,125
Is that a gas leak?
371
00:13:24,127 --> 00:13:25,260
A gas leak!
372
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:30,098
So, this fake JJ's Dream
was supposed to do what?
373
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,299
I came up with it last night.
374
00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,168
JJ's Dream builds accessible playgrounds
375
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,370
where kids of all
abilities can play together.
376
00:13:35,372 --> 00:13:36,338
Kind of nice, right?
377
00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:38,240
"She'd love you for that.
378
00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:39,207
Pass."
379
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,309
Oh, JJ, isn't it a lovely thing
380
00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:43,211
your liar brother isn't doing?
381
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,780
It doesn't matter. I
don't have to really do it.
382
00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:47,816
The gas leak in the
kitchen gave me an idea.
383
00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:49,818
Taylor and I will get to the hotel,
384
00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:52,120
I'll get a text on my phone
saying that there's a gas leak
385
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,502
and that the fundraiser's off.
386
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,690
All you guys have to do is
show up and act disappointed.
387
00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:58,393
Well, we won't have to
act disappointed, darling.
388
00:13:58,395 --> 00:14:01,229
Now we're all getting dragged
into your latest moonwalk.
389
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,998
You lied. Deal with it.
390
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,299
We all lie.
391
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,735
Our family crest is Pinocchio
pushing a wheelchair.
392
00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:08,904
Wait. There's a gas leak in our kitchen?
393
00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:11,312
JJ, I was wrong to use you
to score points with Taylor.
394
00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:12,296
I'm sorry.
395
00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:14,676
But making me do this fundraiser...
396
00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,478
What do you get out of this?
397
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,846
"This."
398
00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:20,749
So that's it? No one's gonna help me?
399
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:23,351
When JJ's in trouble, you
guys do anything to help him.
400
00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:24,719
Mom, you've got a phone tree
401
00:14:24,721 --> 00:14:26,421
full of strangers who you'd kill for,
402
00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:28,523
but you won't do this one thing for me!
403
00:14:28,525 --> 00:14:29,572
Ray, wait.
404
00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:32,227
And this is a perfectly
acceptable moonwalk.
405
00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:41,703
?
406
00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:44,973
Okay, this might be
the gas leak talking,
407
00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:48,143
but I think his moonwalk's
gotten pretty sharp.
408
00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:53,307
It's no fun to watch Ray suffer,
409
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,711
but he did bring it on himself.
410
00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:59,580
Jimmy: "No. I B-R... Brought it on him."
411
00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:01,549
So what? You're a big brother.
412
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,634
Big brothers make little brothers pay.
413
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:08,956
"They also H-E... Help sometimes.
414
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:12,626
Maybe it's time Ray gets a W-I..."
415
00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,096
Oh, win... "Ray gets a win."
416
00:15:15,098 --> 00:15:16,797
Ray gets a win.
417
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,432
All: [Chanting] Ray gets a win.
418
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:21,635
- Ray gets a win.
- Yeah. He'll fail on his own terms.
419
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,027
He'll fail on his own terms!
420
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,785
He'll fail on his own terms!
421
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:26,440
He'll fail on his own terms!
422
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,443
Excuse me.
423
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,112
I'm here for Undercover Boss.
424
00:15:31,114 --> 00:15:33,180
- Who?
- Oh, sorry. Uh, Joe?
425
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,648
Medium height, fake-looking goatee?
426
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,816
You mean '80s Magician?
427
00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:37,451
Oh, my God. He does look
like an '80s magician.
428
00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:38,652
He really does.
429
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:39,987
Doesn't matter. I'm hiring him back.
430
00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:42,356
No way. He adds character to my crew.
431
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,557
I-I'll play you for him.
432
00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,259
- What?
- One round of luggage golf.
433
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,861
I win, I get him back.
434
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,029
And if I win?
435
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,664
Then you can have any member of my crew.
436
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,799
Long Hair Bald,
437
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:52,833
Too Handsome,
438
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:54,802
Old Pregnant.
439
00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:58,272
?
440
00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:01,175
? You're the best around ?
441
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,177
? Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ?
442
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:06,047
? You're the best around ?
443
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,682
? Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ?
444
00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:11,919
Give it up, Jimmy. You
need to sink this to win.
445
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:14,021
[Whispers] It ain't happening.
446
00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:15,890
I think you underestimate
how much I screwed around
447
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,558
before I was in charge.
448
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:24,165
?
449
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:27,101
? You're the best around ?
450
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:28,836
That's my boss!
451
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,290
What's going on here?
452
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:33,307
I just won you back in a
high-stakes game of luggage golf.
453
00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:34,508
You're working for me again.
454
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,743
Wait, you won me?
455
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,912
What, like a... Some
kind of carnival prize?
456
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,883
Call me a rock-hard
Minion full of sawdust,
457
00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:44,552
because I am yours.
458
00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:46,120
[Laughter]
459
00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:47,455
Boss move, Jimmy!
460
00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:48,956
You'd know.
461
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,991
Okay, and reach.
462
00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,860
Reach. Get those toes. You got this.
463
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,929
- [Screams]
- [Screams]
464
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,047
Oh.
465
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,599
Huh. I'm a coward.
466
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,834
You're not safe with me.
467
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:02,269
Sorry, Joyce. I-I
thought you were Kenneth.
468
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,071
Where is he?
469
00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:06,974
"He went home."
470
00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:08,943
Aww. Already?
471
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,078
"You miss him."
472
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,814
Huh. I guess I kind of do.
473
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:15,783
Yeah.
474
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,151
Let's torch his car.
475
00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:22,823
Ray, are you okay? You
look really nervous.
476
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,259
Yeah, it's just normal pre-gala jitters.
477
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,560
The day I don't get these,
478
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:29,196
I'll know it's time to
get out of the gala game.
479
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:30,831
Hold on. I'm getting a text.
480
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,533
I hope it's not bad news.
481
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,336
Oh, no! There's been a gas le...
482
00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,204
Ray, it's your parents!
483
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,607
Mom. Dad. You're here.
484
00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:40,875
You must've heard about the gas...
485
00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:42,743
Taylor, don't you look lovely.
486
00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,145
Darling, we're so proud of you.
487
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,080
Tonight's gonna be awesome.
488
00:17:46,082 --> 00:17:47,748
Wait! No! The gas leak!
489
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,949
It's gonna blow!
490
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:51,585
[Big-band music plays]
491
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:55,489
[Indistinct conversations]
492
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,624
This is amazing, Ray!
493
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,758
[Thud]
494
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,759
Ray?
495
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:01,295
- Ooh.
- Ohh. Are you okay?
496
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,764
Sorry. Didn't faint. Slipped.
497
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:04,932
I'm gonna go check it out.
498
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:07,273
[Music continues]
499
00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:09,570
Ray: What happened? What is this all?
500
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:11,539
Your brother thought you deserved a win.
501
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,007
So your mother sent a flare
502
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,142
up the special-needs-mom phone tree.
503
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:16,644
Greer has a hookup at the hotel.
504
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,413
Helen has a catering
company, so there's food.
505
00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:20,481
But just for Taylor.
506
00:18:20,483 --> 00:18:22,416
But... all the people?
507
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,486
Oh, Danica... She runs 12-step programs.
508
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:28,222
Each table is a different addiction.
509
00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:30,925
Ah, but tonight, they're all
addicted to helping you.
510
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,826
And also still drugs.
511
00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:36,397
?
512
00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:39,099
[Laughs]
513
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:42,069
So... I only hide from
you when we're at home.
514
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:43,971
So, how does such a pretty girl
515
00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:46,874
get addicted to such an ugly thing?
516
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,697
Fine. Act like I'm not even here.
517
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,945
Isn't that what you want?
518
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,546
You're not Aunt Martha.
519
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,714
I don't want you dead.
520
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,316
That's...
521
00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:57,484
the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
522
00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,586
I didn't realize how fun you are.
523
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:00,921
Come back.
524
00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,590
I will.
525
00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:05,125
But I need to ask you something first.
526
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,828
Where the hell am I,
what is JJ's Dream, and...
527
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,544
can a brother get some food?!
528
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:13,234
Attention, everyone. The
big moment has arrived.
529
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,436
It's now time to present
530
00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:19,473
the JJ's Dream "Dreamer
of the Year Award" to...
531
00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:20,507
Ray DiMeo!
532
00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:22,876
[Applause]
533
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:24,003
Whoo!
534
00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:26,780
I had to swipe this from reception,
535
00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:29,049
but congrats on being
such a great hotel.
536
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:34,989
[Clears throat] Wow.
I-I don't know what to say.
537
00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:37,224
I'd like to thank Taylor.
538
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:40,160
I'd also like to thank my family.
539
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:41,395
Taylor's my girlfriend.
540
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,564
[Clears throat]
541
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:46,133
Mom, Dad, Dylan, JJ,
542
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:49,203
you had my back when I needed you.
543
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:51,105
You've done so much, I feel kind of bad.
544
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,643
Wait. I know what I'm gonna do.
545
00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:57,544
I'm doing this charity!
546
00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:59,046
Like, for real.
547
00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:01,081
JJ's Dream is a reality.
548
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,449
We're doing this.
549
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,318
Thank you, everyone. Good night.
550
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,987
[Applause]
551
00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:09,657
I'm so proud of you.
552
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:11,125
I just have one question.
553
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,127
Up there, you said you were doing it.
554
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:16,113
But what exactly does JJ's Dream do?
555
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,871
"It B-U-I... builds
556
00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,773
P-L... playgrounds
557
00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:30,377
so kids of all A-B-I... abilities
558
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:34,555
can play T-O... together."
559
00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:35,591
[Gasps]
560
00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:37,985
That is such a beautiful idea.
561
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:41,288
[Whispers] I love you so much right now.
562
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:44,825
?
563
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,226
Owwwww!
564
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:49,930
?
565
00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:51,265
[Sighs]
566
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:57,438
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567
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,773
Man, he's good.
568
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:03,373
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