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- Ray, taste this.
- I don't want to taste it.
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- No, you must, Ray, please, Ray.
- I... I have food of my own.
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- Please, just for Mommy. Show Mommy.
- Don't do this, don't make me do this.
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Come on, try a little bite. One
little bite for Mommy.
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If you love me, you'll taste a bite.
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Come on, taste it, taste it.
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It's disgusting, isn't it?
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- Somebody said it.
- I heard it, too.
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The word.
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Them.
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Who gets to tell 'em off?
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Whoever finishes their drink first.
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Come on, dude!
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Done! Whose booth? My booth.
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Is this your first
DiMeo sensitivity speech?
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I'll do you proud.
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Why, hello there.
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Starting quiet, good.
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Get them to come to you.
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Ooh, a little sass now.
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Making it his own.
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Wagging his finger...
Yeah, wish I had that.
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Yeah, that's right. Hand in their face.
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They don't get to talk, you get to talk.
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He's coming back, efficient.
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[Chuckles]
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So, they're never gonna
use that word again, right?
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They're having their driveway re-tarred.
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Sorry. Sorry! So sorry about that.
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Who is this?
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No one told me Daniel
Craig uses a wheelchair,
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or that his best friend
was Mr. Ryan Gosling.
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Told you Mom would think we look hot.
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JJ, I know you shot
me down when I offered
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to trick out your wheelchair for prom
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with a special disco-mode option.
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I respect that.
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This button is party-mode.
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"No, no, no, no!"
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Why not?
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"I get too much
attention at these things.
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I want to blend in."
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Well, good luck blending
in, 'cause I'm afraid...
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Boop, boop...
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Your gorgeous-mode buttons still work.
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Mom, you're embarrassing me!
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[Giggling]
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Darling, are you sure you don't
want Kenneth to help you tonight?
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Kenneth: Oh, he won't
need me speaking for him.
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He won't be talking much at all
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once he gets to the bleachers.
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[Laughs]
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You know, under the bleachers?
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Lafayette prom night?
It's make-out city!
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Bone up on your French!
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Kissing, that is!
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I'll have what they're having.
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[Chuckles]
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Who is this for?
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Oh, do seventh-graders go to prom now?
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I'm working refreshments.
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Now they tell me I'm just
lining up cups of punch.
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There's a month of studying
Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"
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I'll never get back.
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Dang!
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Ugh, balsamic vinegar and egg nog?
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- It's really more about the throwing.
- Yeah.
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Hey, aren't you the guy that got stuck
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in the school mascot costume?
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[Laughs]
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I'd like to think of myself as the guy
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who got out of it.
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"Why is she smiling at that?"
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I've heard about this.
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I think it's called an aneurysm?
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I'm Riley Mullins.
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No, I've seen Riley Mullins.
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I just had a bit of a
makeover over spring break.
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I lost the headgear and
got laser eye surgery.
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[Whispering] Dude, this is
her first day of being hot.
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She doesn't realize
she's out of you league.
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- What's that?
- Nothing.
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I'm the best you can do. Let's go.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, I'm gonna go stand behind a bar.
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"And I'm gonna go blend in
with an 800-pound wheelchair."
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Good luck!
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You ready?
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Oh, sorry, JJ.
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Hey, everybody, JJ's here.
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JJ selfie.
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Go, JJ, go, JJ! Go, JJ!
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Make some room, JJ dance circle!
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All: [Chanting] Go, JJ! Go, JJ!
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Go, JJ! Go, JJ!
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Go, JJ!
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Why is that boy staring at me?
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Ugh. He's just judging
you by your cover.
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Hey, she has a great personality!
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It's so loud in here.
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We should go find a quiet spot.
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Maybe... under the bleachers?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I... Apparently at this school,
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"under the bleachers"
is kind of a thing.
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I know.
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- All right, then.
- [Chuckles]
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One moment, my lady.
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Quick question. How do you make out?
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Think of your tongue as a toothbrush
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and just brush her teeth.
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Thought so. Thanks!
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What were you thinking, giving me this?
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I was thinking it was a nice gift.
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Don't worry. I won't
make that mistake again.
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[Floor creaking]
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Sorry, I-I forgot this.
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Look, I know it's not my
place, but come on, guys.
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Don't argue. Didn't you have plans?
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Go, you know, have fun.
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We are. This is our night.
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Fight night. It's the best!
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We don't like arguing
in front of the kids,
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so when we feel one
coming on we write it
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on a bit of paper and we
stuff it in the bottle.
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You have a night all to yourselves,
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and that's how you choose to spend it?
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Yeah, it's fun, isn't it?
Yeah, we yell, we throw things.
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Jimmy has this cute little
vein he pops out on his neck.
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Stop it. Your vein is the cute one.
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Here, I'll show you. [Clears throat]
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How ungrateful can you be?
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It was a gift for no occasion.
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Oh no, the occasion
was, "Congratulations,
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your fingers are the size of sausages."
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Have you see how big? Size
of a bloody napkin ring!
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What did I say? A-dorable.
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- Uh...
- Oh, don't judge us.
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Are you sure you don't want me to?
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Because I am, and in this
argument, you're right.
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Do you know, I quite like
you being here, Kenneth.
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Would you like to stay and
judge the rest of our arguments?
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I don't what to say except...
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Judge Kenneth court is now in session.
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"Hi. Are you okay?"
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No, my ex dumped me three days ago,
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and now she's dancing with some new guy.
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Ha, you've realized the truth
I've preached for millennia.
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Prom sucks.
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Caroline: I'm with you.
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I can't believe I thought I'd have fun.
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Now I'm stuck here for three hours.
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"Why do we have to stay here?"
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Ooh, a prom revolt! I'm in.
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Are you in, the tall girl?
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Oh, no. Is this some sort of misfits
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coming together kind of thing?
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Because I'm cool, just FYI.
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Okay, she just mimed
spanking him. I'm in.
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"Let's get out of here."
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Lead the way.
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By the by, I am Erebus of Nighthollow.
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You're not gonna question that?
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This group is awesome!
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I have a confession.
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Oh, it's a prank.
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Lure me here promising a kiss,
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then cue the guys in Reagan
masks throwing tomatoes.
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Fool me twice, shame on Ray.
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No. Uh, the truth is,
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I didn't bring you down here to talk.
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[Notification beep]
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Oh, I forgot!
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I'm spending the night at
Lori's and I forgot my backpack.
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My mom's outside with it. Shoot.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, she's perfect.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm such a retard!
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Perfect may be an overstatement.
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Young man: Kiss or leave, nerd!
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Why be tied down, Curtis? You're young.
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What are you, a sophomore?
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- I'm a junior.
- Ooh, tick tock.
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Marry that chick. Now scram.
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I've got customers.
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Hey, Ray. Where's the girl?
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Riley? I'm gonna go back
and meet her in a second.
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Things are on track.
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I mean, there was one tiny
thing that kind of bumped me.
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What is the Reagan-face kids again?
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What? No!
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It was more like she was
being self-deprecating,
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and then she used this dumb word.
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She said...
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What?!
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Get over here!
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Stop, that's not her!
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Well, she's here, so she'll have to do.
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Ew, who still says that?
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[Growls] I know! I-I hate her.
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Zero-tolerance. That is strike one.
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Don't. No, do not give
her a second chance.
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Stop convincing yourself
that that's okay.
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What would Mom say?
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She'd go off on her,
but she has that luxury.
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Mom's physically satisfied by Dad.
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I don't have Dad.
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What happened to you, man?
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Look, you know I'm right, Ray.
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You can't let this go.
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Okay. I'll tell her it's wrong.
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She'll see the light, apologize,
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and then it's back
to "Who's your daddy".
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She is.
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You love him because he's your brother.
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You love him because he's your brother.
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I've reached my verdict.
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Jimmy does not have to hang
out with Maya's cousins.
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- No!
- Yes!
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Sorry Maya, I was really
swayed by Jimmy's point
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about how hard they suck.
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So hard! Thank you!
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The fact that Maya would not
be able to keep a dog alive
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is not a reason she shouldn't get one.
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The court rules Maya can get a dog.
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Yes! I'm gonna have a
dog for a little bit.
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The court orders Jimmy
to be a more tender lover.
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- Boo!
- Ha, ha! In your face.
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Boo!
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The court, in its infinite wisdom,
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rules in favor of myyyyy friend Jimmy.
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Yeah, I think you're
having a bit too much
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bloody fun with this.
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Is Kenneth having too much fun?
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The court rules... no!
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[Laughter]
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Wow. This is like, so much better.
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No one's asked me, "How's
the weather up there?"
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in almost five minutes.
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So, what's the plan, JJ?
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"Go hang out somewhere else."
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I like it. We'll have our own gathering.
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- "Non-prom!"
- Yeah.
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You know, I didn't
think you guys were cool.
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But you kind of became my best friends.
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"Feels fast for that."
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Let's go. [Sighs]
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[Chanting "non-prom"]
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Non-prom pride!
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We don't care what anyone else thinks!
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00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:34,133
All: [Whispering]
Non-prom. Non-prom.
261
00:09:34,169 --> 00:09:36,702
[Whispering louder]
Non-prom. Non-prom.
262
00:09:36,738 --> 00:09:40,139
Riley: Ray! I'm back here.
Follow the sound of my lips.
263
00:09:40,175 --> 00:09:43,610
Man, this girl has got it goin' on!
264
00:09:46,181 --> 00:09:50,116
Before we return to the main event,
265
00:09:50,152 --> 00:09:51,550
I have something to say.
266
00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:54,954
Earlier, a word was spoken
that kind of threw me.
267
00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:57,189
You said "retard."
268
00:09:57,225 --> 00:09:58,758
What? Uh... Oh.
269
00:09:58,794 --> 00:10:00,359
I didn't mean it literally.
270
00:10:00,395 --> 00:10:01,761
I meant, like, "dumb."
271
00:10:01,797 --> 00:10:03,929
Oh. So you're sorry.
Great. Apology accepted.
272
00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:07,066
I wouldn't say I'm sorry. I
didn't intend it as offensive.
273
00:10:07,102 --> 00:10:09,035
It's not my fault that,
in today's culture,
274
00:10:09,071 --> 00:10:10,770
people get upset by anything.
275
00:10:10,806 --> 00:10:12,471
Should we censor
ourselves simply because
276
00:10:12,507 --> 00:10:15,274
some unseen P.C. "they" might get upset?
277
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,477
That seems un-American.
278
00:10:17,512 --> 00:10:19,445
Your argument is so pretty.
279
00:10:19,481 --> 00:10:21,447
I'm captain of the debate team.
280
00:10:21,483 --> 00:10:23,916
This is kind of my thing.
281
00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:26,719
[Whispering] What's
your counter-argument?
282
00:10:26,755 --> 00:10:30,890
Uh... my family gets really mad
283
00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:32,892
when they hear that word.
284
00:10:32,928 --> 00:10:35,127
My brother has cerebral palsy?
285
00:10:35,163 --> 00:10:36,962
I didn't know that.
286
00:10:36,998 --> 00:10:40,199
Does he have a developmental
disability as well?
287
00:10:40,235 --> 00:10:43,469
No. He... He's cognitively typical?
288
00:10:43,505 --> 00:10:45,604
Then that doesn't seem to apply.
289
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,007
But still. My family says...
290
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:50,709
But what do you think?
291
00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:56,048
I think I think what... they think?
292
00:10:56,084 --> 00:10:56,849
I think.
293
00:10:56,885 --> 00:10:58,284
Consider my logic...
294
00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,953
"A," my intention was benign,
295
00:11:00,989 --> 00:11:02,822
"B," language is evolving,
296
00:11:02,858 --> 00:11:05,157
and "C," that's a good thing,
297
00:11:05,193 --> 00:11:08,627
as it robs a hurtful word of its power.
298
00:11:08,663 --> 00:11:11,064
You really say words good.
299
00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:14,567
You want to take a quick five?
300
00:11:14,603 --> 00:11:17,236
All right. Sounds good. Good call.
301
00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:20,639
I've never had teachers'
potato chips before.
302
00:11:20,675 --> 00:11:22,007
"They're better."
303
00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:23,576
[Chuckles] They really are.
304
00:11:23,612 --> 00:11:26,745
"C-plus"?! C-plus this, Mr. Leonards.
305
00:11:26,781 --> 00:11:29,248
JJ, you throw one hell of a non-prom.
306
00:11:29,284 --> 00:11:30,583
What else should we do?
307
00:11:30,619 --> 00:11:33,186
[Gasps] Ooh, maybe we
could put on some music?
308
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:35,488
- [Beep]
- [Upbeat music plays]
309
00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:37,257
Oh, I love this song.
310
00:11:38,026 --> 00:11:39,725
Caroline, Is there dancing at prom?
311
00:11:39,761 --> 00:11:40,693
Well, yeah, but...
312
00:11:40,729 --> 00:11:42,295
So there's no dancing at non-prom.
313
00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:45,498
JJ, permission to expel
Caroline from non-prom?
314
00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:48,901
"I'm not your leader.
315
00:11:48,937 --> 00:11:51,036
And also, permission denied."
316
00:11:51,072 --> 00:11:51,837
Damn it.
317
00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:52,972
Guys, it's okay.
318
00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:55,341
If music is that big of an issue,
319
00:11:55,377 --> 00:11:58,244
I can just go hang
out by myself, I guess.
320
00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,045
That's very thoughtful of you, Caroline.
321
00:12:00,081 --> 00:12:01,781
Goodbye!
322
00:12:02,617 --> 00:12:05,618
We found these fireworks
on a hike in the woods.
323
00:12:05,654 --> 00:12:08,487
I don't hate fun, so I
wanted to set them off.
324
00:12:08,523 --> 00:12:09,422
What's wrong with that?
325
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,523
You were a father.
326
00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:12,825
And you were a mother, but not mine!
327
00:12:12,861 --> 00:12:14,461
All right. All right. I've heard enough.
328
00:12:14,496 --> 00:12:16,328
The court rules in favor of Jimmy.
329
00:12:16,364 --> 00:12:17,563
- Why?
- Precedent.
330
00:12:17,599 --> 00:12:19,598
This court has been
consistently pro-things
331
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,867
that make loud noise and are awesome.
332
00:12:21,903 --> 00:12:24,303
- That is true.
- Oh. Bottle's empty.
333
00:12:24,339 --> 00:12:26,805
Time flies when you're
screaming at your wife for sport.
334
00:12:26,841 --> 00:12:28,707
Oh, no. That can't be it.
335
00:12:28,743 --> 00:12:30,183
Fight about something else. Come on.
336
00:12:30,212 --> 00:12:31,043
We've had our fun.
337
00:12:31,079 --> 00:12:32,578
Nah. Come on, Jimmy.
338
00:12:32,614 --> 00:12:34,113
But there's so much
stuff you haven't covered.
339
00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:35,714
The way she... She always loses things.
340
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,650
And... and... and...
And her lousy driving.
341
00:12:37,686 --> 00:12:40,219
Do I detect a new opponent?
342
00:12:40,255 --> 00:12:41,353
Judge Jimmy.
343
00:12:41,389 --> 00:12:42,858
Do I get to use Kenneth's gavel?
344
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:45,858
I'd say so.
345
00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:47,092
I'll allow it.
346
00:12:47,128 --> 00:12:49,061
Let's do this thing. Bring it on, Maya.
347
00:12:49,097 --> 00:12:50,896
Let's see what you got.
348
00:12:50,932 --> 00:12:52,631
Oh. Yeah, I got one.
349
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:57,670
You do sometimes help yourself
to our food a bit too readily.
350
00:12:57,706 --> 00:12:59,271
Oh! I see!
351
00:12:59,307 --> 00:13:01,307
'Cause your cooking is such a prize?!
352
00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:02,441
Are you calling me fat?!
353
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,009
- No.
- You know what?! Burn in hell!
354
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,878
Yo, I'm out of here!
355
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,639
[Door opens, slams]
356
00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:11,076
Agh. That would've been the
perfect time to bang this.
357
00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:13,424
No. See? Too late.
358
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,908
She made some really good points.
359
00:13:16,911 --> 00:13:19,876
She wants to kiss you,
Ray. How right can she be?
360
00:13:19,912 --> 00:13:21,444
"You guys see a tall girl?"
361
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,046
I mean, I guess I'm pretty
tall. What do you need?
362
00:13:24,082 --> 00:13:26,582
Wait. Actually. We need you
to weigh in on something.
363
00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:29,051
His little girlfriend said the "R" word.
364
00:13:29,087 --> 00:13:31,254
Oh. I see.
365
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,656
Just because JJ has a disability,
366
00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:35,358
we should force him to be arbiter
367
00:13:35,394 --> 00:13:37,326
of all things disability.
368
00:13:37,362 --> 00:13:38,427
Nice.
369
00:13:38,463 --> 00:13:40,229
Look who's so sensitive now.
370
00:13:40,265 --> 00:13:43,499
A real champion of the movement.
371
00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:44,734
He still wants to kiss her.
372
00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:47,971
373
00:13:50,342 --> 00:13:51,941
"Then kiss her."
374
00:13:51,977 --> 00:13:53,076
- Really?
- Really?
375
00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:58,214
"I hate that word, but
Ray deserves this one.
376
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,182
He's a good brother.
377
00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:06,022
He has his whole life to educate people.
378
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:11,060
This is his one chance to kiss a girl."
379
00:14:11,096 --> 00:14:13,262
Insulting, but accurate.
380
00:14:13,298 --> 00:14:16,533
That's, like, the most generous
thing anyone's ever done for me.
381
00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:18,935
I'm gonna be kissing her,
382
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,637
but I'm gonna be thinking of you.
383
00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:23,540
So you got your permission.
384
00:14:23,575 --> 00:14:27,176
It looks like the only person left
you need to ask if it's okay...
385
00:14:27,212 --> 00:14:28,110
is you.
386
00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:29,278
Oh, let me check.
387
00:14:29,314 --> 00:14:31,080
Uh, he's good with it.
388
00:14:31,116 --> 00:14:33,249
[Door opens, closes]
389
00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:36,319
Sorry. I... forgot my phone this time.
390
00:14:36,322 --> 00:14:38,201
Don't know what's happened to my memory.
391
00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:40,456
Perhaps I've eaten
it like everything else.
392
00:14:40,492 --> 00:14:42,124
I didn't mean any offense.
393
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,260
I mean, you saw Jimmy and
me going back and forth.
394
00:14:44,296 --> 00:14:46,832
[Sighs] I-I-I think
it kicked up a few things
395
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:48,167
that I've been feeling.
396
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,930
Clearly, your situation is different.
397
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:52,133
You know where you guys stand.
398
00:14:52,169 --> 00:14:54,903
But us... Where are we going?
399
00:14:55,566 --> 00:14:57,673
Where are we? What are we doing?
400
00:14:57,709 --> 00:15:00,709
I don't know. I mean, uh...
401
00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:03,089
I thought we were just, you know...
402
00:15:03,092 --> 00:15:05,448
A-Are we really having
this conversation?
403
00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:06,682
Oh, you think it's early?
404
00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:08,118
Mm. It's not a timing question.
405
00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:10,186
- It's coming up on a year.
- A great year.
406
00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:11,554
I mean, we have a lot of fun.
407
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,155
[Scoffs] "We have fun."
408
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:15,691
This could all go away... like that.
409
00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:18,227
JJ's last aide... Oh.
Yeah. I heard about her.
410
00:15:18,263 --> 00:15:20,396
That was different. She's not you.
411
00:15:20,432 --> 00:15:21,997
Please. Don't flatter me.
412
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,500
I'm in this. Deep.
413
00:15:24,536 --> 00:15:29,038
And I'd like some reassurance
that you feel the same way.
414
00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:31,640
Uh, you know what? Just... forget it.
415
00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:32,451
Kenneth.
416
00:15:32,454 --> 00:15:34,779
You know, it all sounded
different in my head.
417
00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:36,011
I-I should go.
418
00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:38,214
Oh, baby, no! Come back!
419
00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:40,816
You been working on your argument?
420
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,451
Enough talk.
421
00:15:42,487 --> 00:15:44,286
Riley, it's your lucky day.
422
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,622
Take me.
423
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,591
[Laughter]
424
00:15:48,627 --> 00:15:49,892
Dylan: Don't do it, Ray.
425
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,360
Ray: Go away, Dylan.
426
00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:53,395
Maya: You really think this is acceptable?
427
00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:56,198
You go away, too, random British
lady who could be anyone!
428
00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:57,500
JJ okayed it.
429
00:15:57,536 --> 00:15:59,034
Jimmy: Yes, JJ, who's intelligent
430
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:01,203
- and shouldn't be called...
- No. It's not about JJ
431
00:16:01,239 --> 00:16:03,239
and that not being an
accurate description of him.
432
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:05,241
What about people who
do think a different way
433
00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:06,375
or at a different pace?
434
00:16:06,411 --> 00:16:08,210
Should we reference them in a nasty way
435
00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:10,513
when we do something dumb
'cause we think it's cute?
436
00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,815
Wait. Am I forming my own opinion?
437
00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:14,650
Well, it's a hell of a time to do that!
438
00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:16,685
Just kiss her. She's so hot.
439
00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:18,254
- Shut up.
- You shut up.
440
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,491
Uhh. No! I can't do it.
441
00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:25,161
Look, what you said upset me.
442
00:16:25,197 --> 00:16:27,263
I was always told that word was wrong,
443
00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:30,032
and... and I never thought about why.
444
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:31,133
And now I have.
445
00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:34,703
So thanks... I guess.
446
00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:37,206
You can say whatever you
want, and that's cool,
447
00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:41,343
but no tongue that says
that word can brush my teeth.
448
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,812
Wow.
449
00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:48,484
It's not the most logical
argument, but that passion...
450
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,553
You really made me think.
451
00:16:50,589 --> 00:16:52,521
Then think. I mean, we're in no rush.
452
00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,190
We got all the time in the world.
453
00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:57,360
Are there any singles in
here lookin' to mingle? Whoa.
454
00:16:58,063 --> 00:17:00,296
Who are you? Riley?
455
00:17:00,332 --> 00:17:01,730
I sit behind you in science.
456
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:03,499
Riley Mullins?
457
00:17:03,535 --> 00:17:05,868
You are crazy hot with straight teeth.
458
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,571
- I am?
- Uh... I guess.
459
00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:09,605
Does that matter?
460
00:17:09,641 --> 00:17:12,007
Come on. My ex is three piles down.
461
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,243
Let's go make out next to her.
462
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:17,313
Sorry, Ray.
463
00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:18,614
This just seems easier.
464
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:21,750
If it helps, you really made me think.
465
00:17:21,786 --> 00:17:23,619
It doesn't. At all.
466
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:26,389
467
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:32,027
Oh. Hey.
468
00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:34,964
"For someone who hates prom,
469
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,166
you sure seem to like it."
470
00:17:37,202 --> 00:17:39,335
[Chuckles] I mean, yeah.
471
00:17:39,371 --> 00:17:41,003
I like the idea of it.
472
00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:42,605
I love dancing.
473
00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:44,840
I'm just kinda self-conscious.
474
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:47,042
475
00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:50,045
"Go. It will be fun."
476
00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:52,248
[Scoffs] Well, I don't see you in there.
477
00:17:53,118 --> 00:17:55,284
478
00:17:55,320 --> 00:18:02,224
"Caroline, would you like
to go to prom with me?"
479
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,525
[Chuckles]
480
00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:05,027
Okay. W-What is this?
481
00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:06,962
And why did Jimmy have
so many sleep masks
482
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,598
for me to choose from?
483
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:12,568
Kenneth, it would mean the world to us
484
00:18:12,604 --> 00:18:15,304
if you would do us the incredible honor
485
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,473
of promising to be a part of our family
486
00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:20,323
for a long, long time.
487
00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:23,979
I know we play a little
hard-to-get sometimes,
488
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,581
but we've really fallen for you.
489
00:18:25,617 --> 00:18:28,250
As a symbol of our commitment,
490
00:18:28,286 --> 00:18:30,119
we'd like you to have this thoughtful,
491
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:32,388
but clearly man's, ring.
492
00:18:34,826 --> 00:18:35,791
[Gasps]
493
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,626
494
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:38,861
Huh. Cool.
495
00:18:38,897 --> 00:18:42,164
What? "Huh. Cool." That's it?
496
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,400
We just gave you a fireworks proposal.
497
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:46,135
How are you not moved to tears?
498
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:49,438
I mean... it's cute.
499
00:18:49,474 --> 00:18:52,241
But Jimmy [chuckles] you
were looking for an excuse
500
00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:53,575
to shoot off these fireworks.
501
00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,778
And you want to get rid of this ring.
502
00:18:55,814 --> 00:18:56,979
Hang on.
503
00:18:57,015 --> 00:18:59,682
You barge in, hijack our night,
504
00:18:59,718 --> 00:19:01,684
we bloody propose to you,
505
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,920
and you can't even pretend to be moved?
506
00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:09,124
I've waited 15 years to
set these suckers off.
507
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,160
We finally do it, in your honor,
508
00:19:11,196 --> 00:19:12,428
and I don't even get to see them
509
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:14,530
'cause I'm looking at your unmoved face.
510
00:19:14,566 --> 00:19:17,399
Oh, look at you. Veins
poppin' out for me.
511
00:19:17,435 --> 00:19:19,502
Such irrational anger.
512
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,338
I'm a DiMeo.
513
00:19:22,374 --> 00:19:24,388
- Ugh, I'm going to bed.
- Me too. Give me this.
514
00:19:24,391 --> 00:19:26,909
[Fireworks whistle, explode]
515
00:19:26,945 --> 00:19:28,444
It fits. [Chuckles]
516
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,645
I accept!
517
00:19:29,681 --> 00:19:32,247
When it drops, ooh
518
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:33,449
I can't take my eyes up off it
519
00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:35,551
Hey, tall girl! Hey,
how's the weather up there?
520
00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:36,719
[Laughter]
521
00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,387
Hey. Get your head out of the clouds.
522
00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:40,089
[Laughs]
523
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,791
And under the lights
when everything goes
524
00:19:42,827 --> 00:19:44,693
I feel everyone's eyes on me.
525
00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:47,730
Nowhere to hide when
I'm getting you close
526
00:19:47,766 --> 00:19:49,131
"Wait here."
527
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:53,168
When we move, well,
you already know
528
00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:58,340
So just imagine, just
imagine, just imagine
529
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:01,444
Jimmy: If you're hearing this...
530
00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:04,914
JJ has come to his senses
and hit the button.
531
00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:07,036
Let's hear it!
532
00:20:07,051 --> 00:20:08,818
All: JJ! JJ! JJ!
533
00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:11,353
Dance circle!
534
00:20:11,389 --> 00:20:14,390
And ain't nobody leaving
soon, so keep dancing
535
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:15,858
I can't stop the feeling
536
00:20:15,894 --> 00:20:18,924
Got this feeling in my body
537
00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:20,083
I can't stop the feeling
538
00:20:20,098 --> 00:20:23,198
Got this feeling in my body
539
00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:24,066
Come on
540
00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:25,593
Excuse me?
541
00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:26,976
Is this where I'm supposed to come
542
00:20:26,979 --> 00:20:28,561
for the free telescope giveaway?
543
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,132
Hello?
544
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,227
Oh, no. Not again.
545
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:38,058
546
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:39,785
Damn it, Ray. When will you learn
547
00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:41,842
there's no such thing
as a free telescope?
548
00:20:41,878 --> 00:20:42,910
Okay.
549
00:20:42,946 --> 00:20:44,512
Well played, Reagans.
550
00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,247
You guys... You guys always find a way.
551
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:48,182
All right. All right. All right.
552
00:20:48,218 --> 00:20:49,984
You've had your fun now.
553
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,619
Nice work.
554
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:53,154
See ya next time.
555
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,989
Missed. Missed.
556
00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:57,125
Missed. Missed me.
557
00:20:57,175 --> 00:21:01,725
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