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Hm, mi, mi, mi, mi
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Red leather, yellow leather.
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Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather...
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[Laughs]
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Can you not mock my vocal warm-ups?
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You know my voice cracks when I go high.
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And you like to say "Day-um" a lot.
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Huh. No one ever parks there.
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Have we a new wheelchair
user at Lafayette High?
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What?
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"Red... P-A... parking pass."
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T-E-M... "Temporary disabled"?
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Dude, relax. I'm blue
parking tag for life.
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You can be civil.
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Claire: Why me?
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Why do I have to be
in a stupid wheelchair
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for three whole weeks?
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What did I do to deserve this?
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I'm a freak.
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Great. People are already staring.
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What?
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Never seen someone in
a wheelchair before?
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Mm-hmm. Tourists.
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. DiMeo,
thank you for coming in.
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We have a problem.
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Kiddo, what happened?
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I'm being persecuted for a righteous act
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of civil disobedience.
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Eh, she flipped out and broke a trophy.
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And it was the sportsmanship award.
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Isn't that ironic?
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The trophy culture at
this school is a disgrace.
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It promotes mediocrity.
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Look at them, Mom.
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"Participation."
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"Most improved."
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"Most improved participation"?
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Well, that's the one you break.
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All right, we're debating
which trophy to break next,
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obviously, Dylan will replace this one.
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Are there any other
consequences we should discuss?
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Well, we've explored
our disciplinary options...
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Suspension, detention...
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But we decided on a more positive...
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Do not pull out a trophy.
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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Why are you taking a
picture of your nipple?
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I noticed something in the shower.
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Doesn't it look off to you?
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[Exhales] No, Ray. It's gorgeous.
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Is that what you want to hear?
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[Cellphone chimes]
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Ooh.
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Mmm.
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Oh, no, it's for my sangria.
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If you want fruit,
there's jelly beans in the cupboard.
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Oh, right, your party's tonight.
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It's not a party.
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It is a gathering of
special-needs mothers.
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That usually gets broken up by the cops.
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Mom, Dad, I just got a text.
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Really? Well, good for you.
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No, it gets better.
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Justin Chang and his
friends want to come over
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to watch the MMA fight tonight.
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This is the guys' night I need.
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After Jillian broke my heart,
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I decided to take a year
off from women...
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A vow of celibacy.
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But, darling, what will the women do?
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Not my problem.
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I'm focused on myself
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and deepening my male friendships.
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You can have you guys' night,
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but heads up... your mother's
special-needs mom group
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is coming over, too.
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No. Negative. Reschedule.
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Those ladies are nuts!
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You're gonna embarrass me.
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We will not.
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But if you get embarrassed
by six strong mums
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who party as hard as they love,
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well, you need to check your privilege.
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Is that right?
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I think so.
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[Scoffs]
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You seriously expect me
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to take a test on World War II?
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War? Marching? Hello.
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JJ! There you are. Thank God.
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Um, Claire here is, uh... She's, uh...
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She's a spirited student
who was recently injured.
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I'm... I'm sorry. What happened exactly?
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I was training for nationals.
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I was on the balance beam.
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I under-rotated my dismount
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and snapped both of my ankles.
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Tell it again.
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I'm sorry, but how does that affect us?
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Um, Claire has had a little
bit of difficulty adjusting,
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and so I was hoping that JJ
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could show her how
you navigate the school.
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- "I'll do it."
- Yes! Thank you.
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Thank you so much, sweet JJ, thank you.
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No backsies!
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Okay.
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"My... Lafayette High."
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"Ramp."
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"Elevator."
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"Poster that says they like
people in wheelchairs."
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"That concludes... our tour."
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That's all you get?
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There's my supermodel.
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If anybody asks, you didn't get it from me.
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He also gets this,
but that ain't the wheelchair.
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That's just charm.
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That looks amazing.
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Oh, I can't. I'm in training.
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[Scoffs]
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You're right.
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Screw it.
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I haven't had sugar in 10 years.
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Mmm. This tastes so much
better than gymnastics.
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Mm. "That's why... I quit."
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[Laughs]
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I've been a real pain.
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I can't believe you're
being so nice to me.
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And to think, I mean,
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we wouldn't have even met
if it weren't for the...
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[Gasps] They have cookies?! Oh.
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Mnh-mnh-mnh.
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Someone is coming around
on the red tag, huh?
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"Oh, just because she's in a wheelchair?"
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Oh, come on, man.
You know that's not how I think.
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You, on the other hand, won't rest
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until you get me with the one
black lady in your neighborhood.
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"Ms. Jamison is a Libra."
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I know our signs are compatible...
not the point.
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You like this girl?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, that's all
I needed to know.
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Switching from aide to
wingman in three, two...
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Welcome back, Claire.
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Uh, my man and I were just talking.
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Uh, what's on tap for you
physical therapy-wise?
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We haven't talked about it.
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My parents are going through a divorce,
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so I'm not sure anyone can take me.
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Huh. That's a more depressing
answer than I was prepared for.
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Well, we've got a great one.
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Maybe join us tomorrow?
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Great. Let's.
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Oh, my God, you got her to smile.
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You are a miracle worker, JJ.
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Hey!
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Just like the poster.
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What? Oh!
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Uh-huh.
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So, guys, while we wait
for the fight to start,
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would anyone like to talk about
some conversation starters?
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[Clears throat]
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"Have you ever spoken in front
of a larger group of people?
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How did it go?"
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You guys see Lucy Mullins'
student council speech?
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- She's so hot.
- She's so hot.
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I'm gonna vote for her,
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and I don't even agree
with any of her policies.
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- [Laughter]
- Lucy Mullins?
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More like loose melons, am I right?
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[Laughter]
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Nice wordplay, dude. Smart stuff.
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Lucy's cute, but I've had hotter.
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Jeremy Goldstein's bar mitzvah...
his cousin.
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- Ooh.
- She's hot,
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but I kissed her friend,
who's even hotter.
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How about you, Ray?
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Hottest girl you ever hooked up with?
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You know, I'm not really
a kiss-and-tell kind of guy.
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Let's hear more about this bar mitzvah.
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Did Jeremy speak in front
of a large group?
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How did it go?
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This is really fun.
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But are we gonna talk
at all about the issues
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facing special-needs parents?
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Of course we are, and here's an issue.
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My glass is empty. Ha-ha!
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What's going on back there?
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Oh, Ray's got some friends over.
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You let him hang out with the door closed?
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I'd never let may Jason do that.
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I caught him and his friends
smoking pot the other day.
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I found Briana with a boy in her room.
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She said they were just
naked dry humping,
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but I don't know.
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Jason's therapist says
that special-needs siblings
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tend to act out because they
need to feel they're being heard.
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Hey, listen. I'm not gonna let you
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blame yourself, and here's why.
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You're perfect.
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You're perfect.
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You're perfect.
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You're perfect.
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That's a plant.
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[Laughter]
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Gonna sit down.
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Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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That fight was crazy!
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Now, that's mixed martial artistry.
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So, what do you guys want to do now?
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Now? As in you want
the night to continue?
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Yeah. This is great.
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You know, I get the acting out thing,
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but I'm not worried about Ray.
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You know, he can close his door.
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Is he a teenager?
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Honey, wake up and sniff the Adderall.
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But Ray really does tell me everything.
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Poor love. Took a vow of celibacy.
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[Giggles] As if that changes anything.
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And tonight is a guys' night
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to "deepen his male friendships."
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Aww!
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[Laughter]
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Dude, is that why we're here?
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[Laughter]
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You said you wouldn't embarrass me!
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I'm sorry, darling.
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And I know "Mommy had
a bit too much sangria"
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isn't the explanation you're looking for.
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It was going so well!
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Now I have to go salvage
my rep with Justin Chang.
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And everyone knows that Justin Chang
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does not give second chances!
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I'll just give him some beer.
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Do we have anything in the fridge?
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I'm not giving you beer.
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You are a very unhelpful level of drunk!
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Hey, Ray. How's that,
uh, vow of celibacy?
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[Laughter]
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You think my mom knows what
this dirty dog gets up to?
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What do you mean?
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She doesn't know this,
but I have one girlfriend...
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....that I know of.
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I guess we should just
take your word for it.
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Or we could check for
pictures of her on your phone.
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I don't take pictures of her.
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I'd much rather live in the moment
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than observe it through a lens.
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Wait. Is that what I think it is?
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What?
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No way.
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She sent you a nipple pic?
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Oh. Yep.
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That's from my girlfriend.
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She sent me a sext.
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And that's the sext.
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Ray, you're awesome.
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I am.
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And that is hers.
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It look healthy, right?
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Look at all these trophies.
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"Best breather."
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And this one just says,
"You read a book!"
264
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I'm not in a teasing mood, Jimmy.
265
00:09:38,509 --> 00:09:40,005
Hey, buddy. We were waiting.
266
00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:41,307
I just have a quick question.
267
00:09:41,312 --> 00:09:43,285
Oh, just... just have a quick question.
268
00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:45,371
Is it "Will these people
stand idly by while I cut?"
269
00:09:45,396 --> 00:09:46,667
'Cause the answer is no!
270
00:09:46,692 --> 00:09:48,364
What urgent trophy matter
has the two of us
271
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,883
standing back here like a couple of...
272
00:09:49,907 --> 00:09:50,619
What an honor!
273
00:09:50,644 --> 00:09:53,486
The most important man in the
world in our local trophy shop.
274
00:09:53,491 --> 00:09:55,588
He's shorter than I thought.
275
00:09:55,593 --> 00:09:56,777
Are you done?
276
00:09:56,802 --> 00:09:57,496
I'm sorry.
277
00:09:57,521 --> 00:09:59,892
I can't let someone dump on me
and not do anything about it.
278
00:09:59,897 --> 00:10:00,675
[Laughs]
279
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,262
Honey, that's my job description.
280
00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:04,930
You know what? Forget school.
281
00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:07,933
You're coming with me.
I'll show you how it's done.
282
00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:09,568
Happy to have you with us today, Claire.
283
00:10:09,573 --> 00:10:12,196
Two for the price of one. That's fun.
284
00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:13,713
All right, why don't you describe for me
285
00:10:13,737 --> 00:10:15,307
your typical exercise regimen.
286
00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:17,321
Well, I'm usually in the
gym for two hours
287
00:10:17,346 --> 00:10:19,879
before school and another three after.
288
00:10:19,884 --> 00:10:21,413
I have 6% body fat,
289
00:10:21,418 --> 00:10:23,095
and I still have a shot at Tokyo in 2020.
290
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,717
Okay.
291
00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:26,126
Squeeze this a few times.
292
00:10:26,151 --> 00:10:27,686
[Grunts]
293
00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:29,221
Yeah. Get it, get some.
294
00:10:29,226 --> 00:10:30,890
Yeah, you're the boss.
295
00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:34,393
[Groans loudly]
296
00:10:34,398 --> 00:10:36,495
93, 94...
297
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,531
And... center.
298
00:10:38,536 --> 00:10:39,899
What do you mean? Like... Like this?
299
00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:41,867
Oh, I was talking to myself.
300
00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:45,471
That's it. We've got you.
301
00:10:45,476 --> 00:10:47,339
That's it. Yep.
302
00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:49,178
Nobody likes a show-off.
303
00:10:50,581 --> 00:10:53,312
Come on, the doctor said you
were cleared for weight bearing.
304
00:10:53,317 --> 00:10:54,380
I'm not ready.
305
00:10:54,385 --> 00:10:57,553
"I did it. You can do it."
306
00:10:58,556 --> 00:11:01,020
I can't, I can't.
307
00:11:01,025 --> 00:11:02,624
"Come on, Rock."
308
00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:07,988
Dude, not loving this new square.
309
00:11:08,013 --> 00:11:09,472
[As Burgess Meredith] Come on, Rock!
310
00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:11,030
You can do it, Rock!
311
00:11:11,035 --> 00:11:12,898
Stop telling him to call me The Rock.
312
00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:14,466
Not The Rock... Rock.
313
00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,235
- From "Rocky"?
- I've never seen that.
314
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,803
You've never seen "Rocky"?!
315
00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:19,405
And up.
316
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,674
[Grunts]
317
00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:23,342
I did it.
318
00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:24,844
I did it. This is great!
319
00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:26,045
Thank you, JJ.
320
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:28,848
Thank you, uh, guy...
Guy who yells at Rock.
321
00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:31,617
Rocky. Rocky. Sit back down.
322
00:11:31,622 --> 00:11:33,966
This went well, right?
323
00:11:33,991 --> 00:11:36,158
Hey, this chick is digging you.
324
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,492
"You don't understand.
325
00:11:40,497 --> 00:11:43,152
I know how girls see me.
326
00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:47,333
Like a friend or a teddy bear."
327
00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:49,404
JJ, you really think that?
328
00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:51,971
"Let it go.
329
00:11:51,976 --> 00:11:54,376
It's... E-A... easier."
330
00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:58,911
Claire: Hey.
331
00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:01,513
So, my mom just texted me.
332
00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:03,582
She's going on a Tinder date tonight.
333
00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:06,085
She's really getting back
out there with a vengeance.
334
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:09,188
But anyway, I have the
house to myself tonight
335
00:12:09,193 --> 00:12:11,490
if you want to come over
and study for midterms?
336
00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:12,691
Yes, that's a yes.
337
00:12:12,696 --> 00:12:14,463
Uh, hold on.
338
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,930
Yes.
339
00:12:17,935 --> 00:12:19,198
Cool.
340
00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:20,903
So, I'll... I'll see you later.
341
00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:24,740
Yeah.
342
00:12:26,685 --> 00:12:28,952
343
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:49,628
And it gets better.
She has a twin sister.
344
00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,263
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
345
00:12:51,268 --> 00:12:53,866
Dr. Miller: Young man. Young man!
346
00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:55,768
In my office now.
347
00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:57,639
And bring your phone.
348
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:01,540
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
349
00:13:01,545 --> 00:13:02,675
[Applause]
350
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,843
[Chanting "Ray! Ray!"]
351
00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:07,079
[Cheering]
352
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:08,517
Stop it.
353
00:13:10,516 --> 00:13:12,375
Sorry I'm late. What's the occasion?
354
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,847
Did you win an essay contest, Ray?
355
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,949
Or find a mistake in a standardized test?
356
00:13:15,954 --> 00:13:18,552
I'm afraid not.
Ray's been distributing this.
357
00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:20,721
It's a sexual photo of a girl's nipple.
358
00:13:20,726 --> 00:13:22,589
- Sexual?
- Sexual.
359
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,545
Sexual?
360
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,058
- Sexual.
- Sexual?
361
00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:27,494
Can you please both stop saying "sexual"?
362
00:13:27,499 --> 00:13:28,862
Is that true?
363
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:31,164
Now, this is the first time
something so, well...
364
00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:33,934
[inhales] hot has happened at this school.
365
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,203
The Lafayette community
is awaiting my response.
366
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,771
You will be made an example of.
367
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,606
Now, do either of you have any questions?
368
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,977
But...
369
00:13:43,181 --> 00:13:44,878
Oh, God, she's not yelling at me.
370
00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:46,580
It's more serious than I thought.
371
00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:48,148
Woman: Attention, ladies and gentlemen.
372
00:13:48,153 --> 00:13:49,850
See all those angry people there?
373
00:13:49,855 --> 00:13:53,220
They just arrived from Hawaii
without any of their luggage.
374
00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:56,523
[Sighs] Watch and learn.
375
00:13:56,528 --> 00:13:58,625
Hello. How can I help you?
376
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,328
If you've lost my bag, I have no belts.
377
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,522
I'm terribly sorry.
378
00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:04,765
Can I offer you $10 off your next flight?
379
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:07,567
Okay, if I'm not strumming
that ukulele by tomorrow,
380
00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:08,835
I will eat your family.
381
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,763
I'm gonna put the word
"priority" in your file.
382
00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:14,207
[Speaks German] _
383
00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:17,851
[Speaks German] _
384
00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:18,796
[Feedback squeaks]
385
00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:20,894
[Amplified] Attention, everyone. Shut up.
386
00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:21,946
You're all terrible people
387
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,650
with the saddest tan
lines I've ever seen
388
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,152
coming off any Hawaiian flight.
389
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,554
What do you use? 90 SPF? Weak.
390
00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:31,858
[Chuckles] Sorry about her.
She's in training.
391
00:14:31,863 --> 00:14:33,260
How can you just take that?
392
00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:35,279
Those people are treating
you the way I treat Ray,
393
00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:36,663
and that is disgusting.
394
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,298
Where is all this anger coming from?
395
00:14:38,303 --> 00:14:40,434
I'm sick of this family
constantly being messed with.
396
00:14:40,439 --> 00:14:43,537
And I guess I'm a freak, but I'm sorry.
397
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,272
I just can't hold it all in.
398
00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:46,907
I'm not like you.
399
00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:49,709
I can't do that either. [Sighs]
400
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,382
After I finish this,
I got something I want to show you.
401
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,884
Ooh-whoo! Yes.
402
00:14:57,889 --> 00:14:59,789
You, my dude, look ready.
403
00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:03,924
"It's not a date."
404
00:15:03,929 --> 00:15:06,096
Okay, yeah. Whatever you say.
405
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,736
"What if... it is?"
406
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,338
Just be yourself.
407
00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:19,676
People love that guy.
408
00:15:21,513 --> 00:15:22,946
You need anything?
409
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,250
The chain?
410
00:15:28,687 --> 00:15:31,184
I was 30 before I could pull this off.
411
00:15:31,189 --> 00:15:33,356
There.
412
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,723
"Day-um!" See?
413
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,758
This is why I do the vocal exercises.
414
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,726
Let's go.
415
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,862
Oh, hey, guys. Come on in.
416
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,763
Oh, I love the gold chain, JJ.
417
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,135
It's so '80s.
418
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,007
Well, what are you waiting for?
419
00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:56,243
Get in there.
420
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,615
[Smooching]
421
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,486
Well, hello, everyone.
422
00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:07,323
[Smooches] Love you.
423
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,346
I don't even know you!
424
00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,226
All this talk of celibacy
and male friendship,
425
00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:13,804
meanwhile I'm harboring the
Nipple King of Lafayette High.
426
00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:16,719
- I don't deserve that title.
- How could I have been so blind?
427
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,387
My drunk mums were right.
428
00:16:18,392 --> 00:16:19,722
You don't get enough attention.
429
00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:21,524
- You don't understand.
- Well, then help me understand.
430
00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:23,559
I want to tell you, but if I do,
431
00:16:23,564 --> 00:16:26,829
you have to promise you will
not speak of this to anyone.
432
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,365
Oh, my God, what? Is it a baby?
433
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,969
I won't love it, Ray. I'm sorry.
434
00:16:32,005 --> 00:16:34,139
All right, not a word. I promise.
435
00:16:40,348 --> 00:16:42,311
This is the picture.
436
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:44,814
Wait a minute.
437
00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,615
Other one.
438
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,217
You twit.
439
00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:50,186
What possessed you to
send that thing around?
440
00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:52,755
Hey, you humiliated me in front my friends.
441
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,956
He stepped up.
442
00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:54,856
You're innocent.
443
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,826
Let's go tell the principal
and just clear this up.
444
00:16:56,831 --> 00:16:57,661
No way!
445
00:16:57,686 --> 00:16:59,595
If this gets out, I'll be a laughingstock.
446
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,863
I can't handle it.
447
00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:02,198
I do not have the strength of character.
448
00:17:02,203 --> 00:17:04,100
You raised me. That is on you.
449
00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,634
But you're not getting
in trouble for this.
450
00:17:05,639 --> 00:17:06,469
I can't let that happen.
451
00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:07,606
It's my call.
452
00:17:07,631 --> 00:17:09,672
It stays between...
453
00:17:09,677 --> 00:17:11,040
the three of us.
454
00:17:11,045 --> 00:17:13,109
I trusted you. You promised.
455
00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:15,111
Hm? What's that?
456
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:16,345
Yes, oh.
457
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,480
Oh, he says he's with me.
458
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:19,091
And he wants to tell the principal.
459
00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:24,653
If looking at the stars is
supposed to calm me down,
460
00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:25,988
it ain't working, old man.
461
00:17:25,993 --> 00:17:27,723
That one's looking at me funny.
462
00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,395
Just wait for it.
463
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:35,564
Aaaaah!
464
00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:37,202
Ha!
465
00:17:39,607 --> 00:17:42,204
Sometimes I need to blow off some steam.
466
00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:44,707
This is how I let it go. Try it.
467
00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:46,108
Aaaah...
468
00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:48,647
- Wait for a plane.
- That makes more sense.
469
00:17:50,785 --> 00:17:55,317
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
470
00:17:55,322 --> 00:17:56,452
[Gasps]
471
00:17:56,457 --> 00:17:58,087
I like it.
472
00:17:58,092 --> 00:17:59,822
So you get angry.
473
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:03,559
Don't ever let it make you
feel weird or different.
474
00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:05,361
You're certainly no different than me.
475
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:06,365
[Smooches]
476
00:18:08,102 --> 00:18:10,202
I think I got it all out.
477
00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:14,003
That constellation looks like a trophy.
478
00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:17,173
Aaaaah!
479
00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:19,008
I don't understand it.
480
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:21,877
All the signs were there.
I am never wrong about women.
481
00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:24,246
Except for my two ex-wives.
482
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,048
Am I always wrong about women?
483
00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:30,186
Wait. Are... are you just gonna
go without saying goodbye?
484
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:33,589
"Like she'll... N-O... notice."
485
00:18:33,594 --> 00:18:36,628
Hey, JJ. Thanks for coming tonight.
486
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:39,595
You know, I kind of hate you right now.
487
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,630
I am still sore from earlier.
488
00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:42,583
[Chuckles]
489
00:18:42,608 --> 00:18:45,034
That's the first workout
I've done since my accident.
490
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:47,005
I guess I'm not in JJ shape.
491
00:18:49,643 --> 00:18:52,344
Well, um, good night.
492
00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:56,879
"Wait." Uh...
493
00:18:56,884 --> 00:19:01,186
"I want to show you 'Rocky.'"
494
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:05,357
I'd love to see "Rocky" with you.
495
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:09,492
See ya.
496
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:12,027
That's the chain.
497
00:19:12,032 --> 00:19:13,432
Shh!
498
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,166
Darling, you know I'm right.
499
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:19,735
You can't get in trouble
for this nonsense.
500
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:22,171
Huge mistake. I can't watch you do it.
501
00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:23,706
It should be my choice.
502
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:25,674
You're right... I did
tell you everything.
503
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:26,876
I trusted you.
504
00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:29,078
I liked that.
505
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,813
I can't do that anymore.
506
00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:32,414
[Door opens]
507
00:19:32,419 --> 00:19:34,786
Why don't you two come on in?
508
00:19:36,156 --> 00:19:37,920
Hold on.
509
00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:39,825
One last time.
510
00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:46,209
Dr. Miller, before you
pass judgment on my son,
511
00:19:46,234 --> 00:19:49,365
there is something you need
to know about this picture.
512
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,936
Do you want to tell her?
513
00:19:57,811 --> 00:20:01,210
This poor, poor girl...
514
00:20:01,215 --> 00:20:03,546
Ray is a sexually deviant young man.
515
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:04,947
You mean it?
516
00:20:04,952 --> 00:20:06,952
Yes, I do.
517
00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:10,152
He's ready to accept his punishment.
518
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:13,822
Ray, you will be suspended for a week,
519
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:16,759
and I'll compose a letter
to every Lafayette family
520
00:20:16,764 --> 00:20:18,127
detailing the consequences,
521
00:20:18,132 --> 00:20:20,963
so they know that this
will not be tolerated.
522
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,731
That is great!
523
00:20:22,736 --> 00:20:24,433
Thank you, Dr. Miller. Thank you, Mom.
524
00:20:24,438 --> 00:20:25,801
You guys rock!
525
00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:27,937
This really did go well, didn't it?
526
00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:30,539
Oh, hello, love. Your next DiMeo's here.
527
00:20:30,544 --> 00:20:33,142
Hi, Doctor. I replaced the
trophy that I broke.
528
00:20:33,147 --> 00:20:35,581
- I've learned my lesson.
- Thank you.
529
00:20:37,484 --> 00:20:39,281
Why are we looking at Ray's nipple?
530
00:20:39,286 --> 00:20:41,417
[Sighs]
531
00:20:41,422 --> 00:20:43,986
Ray? This is you?
532
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Why didn't you say so?
533
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Oh, that letter will be
so much more fun to write!
534
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Aaaaaaaah!
535
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That's it, buddy. Let it out.
536
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