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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,947 --> 00:00:05,532 I found it! I found the coupon! 2 00:00:05,533 --> 00:00:09,703 Okay, team, in three minutes, this 50%?off?breakfast coupon 3 00:00:09,704 --> 00:00:12,372 becomes a 0%?off?breakfast coupon, 4 00:00:12,373 --> 00:00:13,457 so buckle up. 5 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:15,209 [Door closes] 6 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:17,544 [Sighs] What is it, Ray? 7 00:00:17,545 --> 00:00:19,546 Why must it always be like this? 8 00:00:19,547 --> 00:00:22,716 There is no way we can make it there in three minutes. 9 00:00:22,717 --> 00:00:24,551 - The place is 10 minutes away. - [Engine starts] 10 00:00:24,552 --> 00:00:26,637 - Is that a challenge? - No, not a challenge. 11 00:00:26,638 --> 00:00:28,597 I believe you can do it. Don't show me. 12 00:00:28,598 --> 00:00:31,893 [Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" plays] 13 00:00:34,187 --> 00:00:35,813 [Tires screech] 14 00:00:35,814 --> 00:00:38,065 [Scoffs] 10 minutes. 15 00:00:38,066 --> 00:00:40,442 Tumble out of bed, and I stumble to the kitchen 16 00:00:40,443 --> 00:00:42,611 Pour myself a cup of ambition 17 00:00:42,612 --> 00:00:43,987 And yawn and stretch... 18 00:00:43,988 --> 00:00:45,572 Yeah, construction. Evade. 19 00:00:45,573 --> 00:00:47,533 [Tires screech] 20 00:00:47,534 --> 00:00:49,910 Jump in the shower, and the blood starts pumpin' 21 00:00:49,911 --> 00:00:52,246 Out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin' 22 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:55,457 With folks like me on the job from 9:00 to 5:00 23 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:57,417 Mmm. Hazelnut. 24 00:00:57,418 --> 00:00:58,752 ? Nice, right? ? Delicious. 25 00:00:58,753 --> 00:01:01,255 What a way to make a livin' 26 00:01:01,256 --> 00:01:03,924 Barely gettin' by 27 00:01:03,925 --> 00:01:05,759 Not a lane! Not a lane! 28 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:06,885 Not a lane! 29 00:01:06,886 --> 00:01:08,178 They just use your mind 30 00:01:08,179 --> 00:01:09,888 Hey! Whoa! What's the matter with you?! 31 00:01:09,889 --> 00:01:11,682 If you would put oil in it beforehand, 32 00:01:11,683 --> 00:01:13,142 you wouldn't be in the middle of the road! 33 00:01:13,143 --> 00:01:14,309 You better listen to the little girl. 34 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:15,978 Do you want to be behind the van or under it? 35 00:01:15,979 --> 00:01:17,187 Do you want to be under the van? 36 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:18,897 ...for service and devotion 37 00:01:18,898 --> 00:01:19,940 You would... 38 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:21,066 [Radar gun beeps] 39 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,109 [Siren wails] 40 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:23,026 Not her. 41 00:01:23,027 --> 00:01:24,570 [Wailing stops] 42 00:01:24,571 --> 00:01:25,654 Life's too short. 43 00:01:25,655 --> 00:01:27,030 9:00 to 5:00 44 00:01:27,031 --> 00:01:28,407 And here we are. 45 00:01:28,408 --> 00:01:29,992 [Tires screech] 46 00:01:29,993 --> 00:01:33,787 I swear, sometimes, that man is out... 47 00:01:33,788 --> 00:01:35,080 Excuse me. 48 00:01:35,081 --> 00:01:38,041 There's no handicapped placard on your car. 49 00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:39,626 Do you expect me to walk 50 00:01:39,627 --> 00:01:42,213 from all the way over there to just... 51 00:01:46,885 --> 00:01:49,177 I'm sorry, love. You were saying? 52 00:01:49,178 --> 00:01:50,971 Something about difficulty walking? 53 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:52,639 She got difficulty walking, darling. 54 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,474 Aw. 55 00:01:57,353 --> 00:01:58,520 Oi! Oi! 56 00:01:58,521 --> 00:01:59,592 Yeah, hello. 57 00:01:59,731 --> 00:02:01,523 Now, these... these need a bit of a tune?up, 58 00:02:01,524 --> 00:02:02,941 but he's all there upstairs, 59 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:04,903 and he's got a thing about staring. 60 00:02:06,112 --> 00:02:08,113 That's the finger. 61 00:02:08,114 --> 00:02:10,116 Work in progress. 62 00:02:10,205 --> 00:02:16,531 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 63 00:02:17,415 --> 00:02:19,249 Ray: H?E?R?E... 64 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,336 "Here." Why are we here? 65 00:02:22,337 --> 00:02:23,268 I don't know. 66 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,005 Maybe she got a coupon for a crack house. 67 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:25,839 Ha! 68 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,800 I?T... "It"... 69 00:02:28,801 --> 00:02:30,802 S?U... "sucks." 70 00:02:30,803 --> 00:02:32,304 It sucks. 71 00:02:32,305 --> 00:02:35,140 So negative, Ray. You haven't even seen the place. 72 00:02:35,141 --> 00:02:36,600 No, JJ said it. 73 00:02:36,601 --> 00:02:38,602 Of course you didn't, did you, sweetheart? 74 00:02:38,929 --> 00:02:40,638 Bully. 75 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,807 Now, I know you're wondering why we're here. 76 00:02:42,808 --> 00:02:44,475 Well, we're moving! 77 00:02:44,476 --> 00:02:46,769 What? To here? 78 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:47,670 Yes! 79 00:02:47,813 --> 00:02:50,147 Their high school just laid down a $2 million track. 80 00:02:50,148 --> 00:02:52,775 I'm sorry. Moving? Changing schools again? 81 00:02:52,776 --> 00:02:54,527 This will be the sixth school in two years. 82 00:02:54,528 --> 00:02:57,154 We're moving because I found the perfect situation 83 00:02:57,155 --> 00:02:58,091 for your brother. 84 00:02:58,253 --> 00:03:01,200 It is a plain old class with a full?time aide, 85 00:03:01,201 --> 00:03:03,035 someone who's gonna be by your side, 86 00:03:03,036 --> 00:03:05,121 reading from your board wherever you go... 87 00:03:05,122 --> 00:03:07,123 a voice. 88 00:03:07,124 --> 00:03:09,542 No more special ed. Brilliant, right? 89 00:03:09,543 --> 00:03:10,876 It's awesome, 90 00:03:10,877 --> 00:03:12,878 but Newport Beach is crazy expensive. 91 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:15,840 Son, are you familiar with the phrase, 92 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:19,553 "Pick the worst house in the best neighborhood"? 93 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:23,515 Let's take the tour. 94 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:26,517 It's right next to the freeway. 95 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:28,477 No, it's close to the freeway. 96 00:03:28,478 --> 00:03:29,688 [Train rumbling] 97 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:33,317 It's right next to the train! 98 00:03:34,735 --> 00:03:35,985 The deck... 99 00:03:35,986 --> 00:03:37,445 [Door creaks] 100 00:03:37,446 --> 00:03:40,072 ...was located here. 101 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:42,575 So you're gonna want to avoid the deck area. 102 00:03:42,576 --> 00:03:44,995 Knock on it. 103 00:03:46,121 --> 00:03:48,957 [Clangs] 104 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:52,084 It's a cell tower. 105 00:03:52,085 --> 00:03:53,669 ? It is. ? Yeah, it is. 106 00:03:53,794 --> 00:03:56,590 Like 30 bars. I can call God. 107 00:04:00,052 --> 00:04:05,014 G?I?R?L?S. 108 00:04:05,015 --> 00:04:05,798 "Girls"? 109 00:04:05,962 --> 00:04:08,100 Yeah, of course an aide will help you talk to girls. 110 00:04:08,101 --> 00:04:10,061 Ha! 111 00:04:10,062 --> 00:04:11,937 Oh. [Laughs] Yeah. 112 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:14,565 Hey, Ray, JJ says 113 00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:16,901 we should try and get an aide for you, too. 114 00:04:16,902 --> 00:04:17,985 [Both laughing] 115 00:04:17,986 --> 00:04:19,278 [Chuckles] 116 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,823 [Television playing indistinctly] 117 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:26,285 Something up? 118 00:04:26,286 --> 00:04:28,788 Uh, let's take a ride. 119 00:04:28,789 --> 00:04:30,832 We'll go watch the cars. 120 00:04:34,294 --> 00:04:35,670 Ray: I don't want to move, 121 00:04:35,671 --> 00:04:38,214 and I can't watch Mom get disappointed again. 122 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:41,092 She thinks it's gonna fix everything, but it won't, 123 00:04:41,093 --> 00:04:43,511 and we'll be on to the next perfect place. 124 00:04:43,512 --> 00:04:44,720 [Tires screech] 125 00:04:44,721 --> 00:04:45,846 Oh, nice one! 126 00:04:45,847 --> 00:04:47,264 [Chuckling] Oh, awesome! 127 00:04:47,265 --> 00:04:50,226 You know that. Why don't you say anything? 128 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:53,270 'Cause your mom believes, and I love her for it. 129 00:04:53,271 --> 00:04:55,773 I'm not gonna take that away from her. 130 00:04:55,774 --> 00:04:57,233 [Sighs] Look, I get it. 131 00:04:57,234 --> 00:04:58,901 You're doing great in school. 132 00:04:58,902 --> 00:05:00,945 You've got your friend next door, 133 00:05:00,946 --> 00:05:02,822 who sucks, by the way... hard. 134 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:04,031 That kid sucks hard. 135 00:05:04,032 --> 00:05:05,449 ? You're just... - Hold on. 136 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:06,492 [Tires screech] 137 00:05:06,493 --> 00:05:08,202 And there goes the muffler! 138 00:05:08,203 --> 00:05:10,371 That is glorious. 139 00:05:10,372 --> 00:05:12,915 [Sighs] All right, how about this? 140 00:05:12,916 --> 00:05:16,001 We've got the old house for a couple of weeks. 141 00:05:16,002 --> 00:05:19,255 I was gonna go there and pack. 142 00:05:19,256 --> 00:05:20,965 What if I don't, 143 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:23,592 and if the new place doesn't work out, 144 00:05:23,593 --> 00:05:25,636 we just go home? 145 00:05:25,637 --> 00:05:27,012 Oh, my God. 146 00:05:27,013 --> 00:05:29,056 I get to be right, and you get to be lazy. 147 00:05:29,057 --> 00:05:31,016 Those are our favorite things. 148 00:05:31,017 --> 00:05:32,017 Yeah. 149 00:05:32,018 --> 00:05:32,918 [Tires screech] 150 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:34,719 Oh, saw sparks on that one. So, so cool. 151 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,522 Everybody wants to drive around with a fat guy. 152 00:05:36,523 --> 00:05:37,857 Wrong hill, pal! 153 00:05:37,858 --> 00:05:40,235 Okay, let's go get JJ a voice. 154 00:05:41,695 --> 00:05:43,070 Gonna miss you, bro. 155 00:05:43,071 --> 00:05:45,489 You're leaving a lot of ass on the table. 156 00:05:45,490 --> 00:05:47,199 I'm gonna miss having someone else around 157 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,265 who cares about astronomy. 158 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:49,553 But, dude, you're my wingman. 159 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:50,845 If you're not talking me up, 160 00:05:50,962 --> 00:05:53,873 I'm not sure I'd get that Sophia at that party last week. 161 00:05:53,874 --> 00:05:55,708 I?I did. 162 00:05:55,709 --> 00:06:00,880 We were all like... Aaahhhh. 163 00:06:00,881 --> 00:06:02,590 And... And then, we... 164 00:06:02,591 --> 00:06:03,549 Unh! 165 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:04,508 Unh. 166 00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:07,178 Unh. Unh. Unh 167 00:06:07,179 --> 00:06:09,430 [High?pitched voice] Unh! Unh! Unh! 168 00:06:09,431 --> 00:06:11,599 [Normal voice] Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh! 169 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,185 JJ is so excited. 170 00:06:14,186 --> 00:06:18,272 He's never had an aide speak for him before... just mum. 171 00:06:18,273 --> 00:06:21,984 Suppose he is 16 now. It's time his voice changed. 172 00:06:21,985 --> 00:06:23,360 [Laughs] 173 00:06:23,361 --> 00:06:27,199 Oh, yeah, no. That means he's laughing. 174 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:31,285 "Is my new voice guy cool?" 175 00:06:31,286 --> 00:06:33,078 Well, it's a she, and... 176 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:36,081 JJ! Hello, sugar! 177 00:06:36,082 --> 00:06:38,417 I cannot wait to be the ambassador 178 00:06:38,418 --> 00:06:40,169 for such a hip, young dude. 179 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:42,796 I hit the Urban Dictionary and got up on all the lingo. 180 00:06:42,797 --> 00:06:45,550 I was thinking I'd call you J?Tizzy. 181 00:06:46,468 --> 00:06:48,178 Oh, yeah, don't do that. 182 00:06:51,026 --> 00:06:52,325 Maya: Look at this. 183 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:54,485 Didn't I tell you this place was gonna be great? 184 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,027 [School bell rings] 185 00:06:57,028 --> 00:06:58,570 "Dad, I hate... 186 00:06:58,571 --> 00:07:00,405 this lady's voice." 187 00:07:00,406 --> 00:07:02,407 Yeah, son, it's not great. 188 00:07:02,408 --> 00:07:04,701 Oh, the DiMeos. Hello. 189 00:07:04,702 --> 00:07:06,912 I'm Dr. Miller, your school principal, 190 00:07:06,913 --> 00:07:08,955 and we are so glad that you're here 191 00:07:08,956 --> 00:07:11,374 just in time for tonight's big school fair. 192 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:14,044 The theme is "inclusivity." 193 00:07:14,045 --> 00:07:16,213 You said there wasn't gonna be a theme. 194 00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:17,760 Well, you'll find we take great pride 195 00:07:17,901 --> 00:07:20,759 in our progressive and thoughtful environment. 196 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,470 In fact, we just changed the mascot from a Viking, 197 00:07:23,471 --> 00:07:25,388 with its connotation of pillaging 198 00:07:25,389 --> 00:07:27,057 and male sexual aggression, 199 00:07:27,058 --> 00:07:28,642 to a sea slug, 200 00:07:28,643 --> 00:07:31,919 which has both male and female genitalia. 201 00:07:32,571 --> 00:07:33,447 Huh? 202 00:07:34,531 --> 00:07:37,950 Okay, then. Let's go to school, shall we? 203 00:07:37,951 --> 00:07:40,202 Where's the wheelchair ramp? 204 00:07:40,203 --> 00:07:42,079 Right. About that. 205 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:46,125 Bye, kids! Have a great day! 206 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:47,209 A garbage ramp? 207 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:48,669 It's not just a garbage ramp. 208 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:50,504 No, it's a garbage?and?my?son ramp. 209 00:07:50,505 --> 00:07:51,881 No, according to the district, 210 00:07:51,882 --> 00:07:53,424 it's acceptable alternate access. 211 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:54,527 Oh, look, there's someone else 212 00:07:54,528 --> 00:07:56,928 on the acceptable alternate access now. 213 00:07:56,929 --> 00:08:01,098 What disabled luminary is on his way to the Dumpster today? 214 00:08:01,099 --> 00:08:02,391 Oh, my God! 215 00:08:02,392 --> 00:08:04,810 It's space genius Stephen Hawking. 216 00:08:04,811 --> 00:08:07,355 Enchanted, Professor. How are you? 217 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,190 What is this? Is this a play? 218 00:08:09,191 --> 00:08:11,776 Kenneth, Mrs. DiMeo's son uses a wheelchair. 219 00:08:11,777 --> 00:08:14,820 Can you assure her this is our normal disabled egress? 220 00:08:14,821 --> 00:08:15,780 Sure, it is. 221 00:08:15,781 --> 00:08:16,832 For a ball game last week, 222 00:08:16,903 --> 00:08:18,658 we pushed a sweet, crippled grandmother... 223 00:08:18,659 --> 00:08:21,077 "Crippled"? Did you say "crippled"? 224 00:08:21,078 --> 00:08:23,220 Oh, Kenneth. Sweet Kenneth. 225 00:08:23,223 --> 00:08:26,248 Okay, crash course in basic human dignity. 226 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:29,835 Let's play a little game I like to call "Trash or Person?" 227 00:08:29,836 --> 00:08:31,504 I'll start you off with an easy one. 228 00:08:31,505 --> 00:08:35,549 Empty bag of manure... trash or person? 229 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:36,509 Go! 230 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:38,052 Um. I... 231 00:08:38,053 --> 00:08:39,136 It's trash! 232 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:41,138 Trash. Of course it is. 233 00:08:41,139 --> 00:08:42,848 Bottle... Drunk by a person. 234 00:08:42,849 --> 00:08:44,767 Drunk by a person, but it's trash. 235 00:08:44,768 --> 00:08:46,227 Trash or person? Trash! 236 00:08:46,228 --> 00:08:47,103 Yep. 237 00:08:47,104 --> 00:08:48,521 [School bell rings] 238 00:08:48,522 --> 00:08:50,606 Hey. Are you new? I'm Matt. 239 00:08:50,607 --> 00:08:55,695 You seem great, Matt, but I'm just here for the day. 240 00:08:55,696 --> 00:08:58,823 Are you, Dr. Miller, trash? Or are you a person? 241 00:08:58,824 --> 00:08:59,907 I'm a... 242 00:08:59,908 --> 00:09:01,534 You're a person, Dr. Miller. 243 00:09:01,535 --> 00:09:02,576 Of course I am. 244 00:09:02,577 --> 00:09:04,062 Of course you are a person. 245 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:04,996 Oh, Doctor. 246 00:09:04,997 --> 00:09:06,747 Listen, here's what I think should happen... 247 00:09:06,748 --> 00:09:08,582 No, I'll tell you what's going to happen. 248 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,251 You're gonna build a ramp in front. 249 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:12,086 Furthermore, I would like "Crippled" here 250 00:09:12,087 --> 00:09:13,504 to be cited for his language, 251 00:09:13,505 --> 00:09:15,423 which I think should be deemed hate speech. 252 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,632 Be it so deemed. 253 00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:19,844 Look, Miss... 254 00:09:19,845 --> 00:09:21,846 I enjoy your blind?side energy. 255 00:09:21,847 --> 00:09:24,098 And speaking as the black man in Newport, 256 00:09:24,099 --> 00:09:25,683 a person who gets pulled over twice 257 00:09:25,684 --> 00:09:27,393 before he pulls out of the parking lot, 258 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:30,563 the irony of being called intolerant is not lost on me. 259 00:09:30,564 --> 00:09:33,232 Now, if you don't mind, I have a lot of work 260 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:36,110 and a little bit of Lionel Richie to get back to. 261 00:09:36,111 --> 00:09:37,194 Yeah. 262 00:09:37,195 --> 00:09:39,572 I don't like him. 263 00:09:39,573 --> 00:09:41,533 Nice to meet you, Blind Side. 264 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:46,287 He's here! He's here! 265 00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:48,205 [Applause] 266 00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:52,084 More, come on! Everybody stand! 267 00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:53,753 Oh, God. He can't stand. 268 00:09:53,754 --> 00:09:56,422 The ovation is insensitive! Everybody down. 269 00:09:56,698 --> 00:09:59,199 Sorry. We're just excited. 270 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,704 We haven't had a student before who's... 271 00:10:03,663 --> 00:10:05,540 ...who has... 272 00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:10,419 ...who is taller sitting down 273 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,755 than any of us are standing up. 274 00:10:12,756 --> 00:10:14,215 We're done with the clapping! 275 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:17,176 Your classmates have something they want to share with you. 276 00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:18,594 Zachary? 277 00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:21,556 Zachary's cousin is deaf, so he gets it. 278 00:10:22,474 --> 00:10:24,643 - _ - Huh? 279 00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:28,371 "Why? You don't know me." 280 00:10:28,372 --> 00:10:30,706 Well, we don't have to. You're an inspiration. 281 00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:33,376 So, what do you say, Mr. President? 282 00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:36,837 He says, "Eat a bag of..." 283 00:10:36,838 --> 00:10:39,257 He's flattered, and he'll think about it! 284 00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:42,111 [Stopwatch beeps] 285 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:44,664 58 seconds! Dylan, are you kidding me? 286 00:10:44,665 --> 00:10:45,540 That's amazing. 287 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:46,708 Thank you, Coach. 288 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,043 72 seconds! 289 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:50,003 Jackie, are you kidding me? Amazing! 290 00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:52,422 Sorry, Coach. 72 seconds? That's not amazing. 291 00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:54,800 Yeah, it stinks, but what we value here 292 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:57,594 is doing your best, whatever that happens to be. 293 00:10:57,595 --> 00:10:59,012 Oh. 294 00:10:59,013 --> 00:11:00,597 Why? 295 00:11:00,598 --> 00:11:01,515 Trust me. When... 296 00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:04,059 1:40. Emma, amazing! 297 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,019 Not amazing, Emma! 298 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,437 You're slow! 299 00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:10,273 Sign my petition? Build a wheelchair ramp? 300 00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:11,483 Sign my petition? 301 00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:13,568 Come on. What... What is this, now? 302 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:14,778 I'm raising awareness. 303 00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:16,363 Of the fact that you're nuts? 304 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:19,033 Oh, word's out. Awareness is high. 305 00:11:21,452 --> 00:11:24,831 You are standing on the flowers I just planted. 306 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,041 Oh. 307 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,835 I don't care. 308 00:11:29,836 --> 00:11:31,044 [Chuckles] 309 00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:33,839 Now, you... you're not gonna win. 310 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,882 - Hmm? - These people know who you are. 311 00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:38,760 They even had a big meeting about how to handle you. 312 00:11:38,761 --> 00:11:40,762 - Handle me? What do you mean? - Mm?hmm. 313 00:11:40,763 --> 00:11:43,098 They talked to some other school that you went off on. 314 00:11:43,099 --> 00:11:44,474 Oh, what other school? 315 00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:45,392 ? What, Lincoln? ? No. 316 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:46,309 ? Woodbridge? ? No. 317 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:47,060 ? El Modena? ? No. 318 00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:48,353 Whitman? Marshall? 319 00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:49,283 Fountain Valley? 320 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:50,706 Does the fact that this is taking so long 321 00:11:50,707 --> 00:11:52,190 tell you anything about your patterns? 322 00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:54,776 Handle me, huh? Yeah, we'll see. 323 00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:57,070 What can I say? The place seems great to me. 324 00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:57,904 Yeah. 325 00:11:57,905 --> 00:11:58,780 Oi! 326 00:11:58,781 --> 00:12:01,117 Sea Slug, office. 327 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:09,500 328 00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:24,807 Jillian: Can I help you? 329 00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:27,976 Oh, sorry. 330 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:30,645 I was just looking for the astronomy club. 331 00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,522 You found her. [Chuckles] 332 00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:33,940 Care to join? 333 00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:35,985 Me? 334 00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:39,780 Okay. 335 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:43,825 Jillian. 336 00:12:43,826 --> 00:12:45,870 Uh, thank you? 337 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:55,004 338 00:12:58,257 --> 00:12:59,527 So, I told that principal, 339 00:12:59,651 --> 00:13:03,053 "I'm not staying anywhere that I'm not wanted... period." 340 00:13:03,054 --> 00:13:04,763 Does that mean we're done here? 341 00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:06,097 - Nothing's official yet, Jennifer. - Check the contract. 342 00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:07,599 We have you till 6:00. 343 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,601 What do we do? Do we go back? 344 00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:12,312 No, we should stay. JJ gets an aide. 345 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,314 I mean, we could find someone better... 346 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,024 maybe a guy with a cooler voice. 347 00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:16,983 No offense. 348 00:13:16,984 --> 00:13:18,526 No, I agree. May I go? 349 00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:20,862 JJ's decided I sound like a fairy godmother. 350 00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:24,032 He's asked me to turn a number of students into pumpkins. 351 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:25,575 Yeah, he hates this school. 352 00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:29,037 He says his class wants to make him... president? 353 00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:31,539 Fine. It's not for him... It's for me. 354 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:32,749 I like the school. 355 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:33,387 Why? 356 00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:36,503 They have a planetarium with a girl in it who likes me. 357 00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,421 This will never happen again. 358 00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:41,174 Can you guys give it another shot? 359 00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:43,009 JJ, help me out. 360 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,844 He says, "No... 361 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:48,306 But my mouse friends and I can make you a gown for the ball." 362 00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:49,516 Is that really necessary? 363 00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:50,674 Ray, come on. 364 00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:52,894 We can't decide to stay just 'cause you met some girl. 365 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:53,740 No, of course not. 366 00:13:53,741 --> 00:13:55,605 It's something I want, so who cares? 367 00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:56,693 Forget what I said. 368 00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:58,191 Let's move. On to the next mistake. 369 00:13:58,192 --> 00:14:00,026 - Where are you going? - The school fair. 370 00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:01,569 No. They disrespected your brother. 371 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,238 They insulted me. You're not going to their fair. 372 00:14:03,239 --> 00:14:04,406 But she asked me. 373 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:05,907 Look, can you just have my back 374 00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:07,492 without an argument, just once? 375 00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:09,411 In which fight? Who can keep track? 376 00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:11,246 All right, both of you, calm down. 377 00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:12,727 I will not say "Bibbidi?Bobbidi?Boo." 378 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,583 - I don't think that adds anything to the conversation! - Yes, it does. 379 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:17,585 Ray, I may find the fights, but they start them. 380 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,921 I'm not going to apologize for taking care of your brother. 381 00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:20,839 He got the right mum. 382 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,340 Yeah, he did. 383 00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:25,051 Really? You... Go upstairs. 384 00:14:25,052 --> 00:14:26,052 There's no upstairs here. 385 00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:27,213 You... Go where your room is. 386 00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,391 [Door closes] 387 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,685 I need some air. 388 00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:47,799 I'm right, right? He's wrong. 389 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,553 I'm a little wet for this conversation. 390 00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:57,868 You fight and fight 391 00:14:57,869 --> 00:15:01,121 to make sure JJ has a normal life. 392 00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:03,457 Maybe he's not the only one who deserves that. 393 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,001 [Sighs] 394 00:15:10,673 --> 00:15:11,924 Towel. Maya, towel. 395 00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:13,842 Maya, towel. 396 00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:15,302 [Train whistle blows] 397 00:15:15,303 --> 00:15:17,221 Ah. Good evening, commuters! 398 00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:19,348 - [Knock on door] - Ray? 399 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:20,766 Ray? 400 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:24,728 Oh, listen, I know you might want to stay here. 401 00:15:24,729 --> 00:15:28,357 And I know that I do move you around a lot. 402 00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:29,890 Well, come on, love. 403 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,069 [Both scream] 404 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,028 Where's Raymond?! 405 00:15:33,029 --> 00:15:34,363 He went to the fair! 406 00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:36,281 This was my idea. I need you to fire me. 407 00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:37,574 - You are fired! - I can't take it here! 408 00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,701 - You people are crazy! - You are fired! 409 00:15:39,702 --> 00:15:41,011 Ohh. 410 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:43,163 Now, the center's gonna send you an evaluation. 411 00:15:43,164 --> 00:15:44,623 Get out! 412 00:15:44,624 --> 00:15:47,126 413 00:15:50,338 --> 00:15:51,463 [Siren wails] 414 00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:53,757 No, no. That's her again. 415 00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:56,844 416 00:15:59,681 --> 00:16:01,266 This looks fun. 417 00:16:03,643 --> 00:16:05,645 Uh... 418 00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:10,107 Jimmy: Yep. There's Mom's car. 419 00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:12,818 All right, one of you should run with me and stop Mom. 420 00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:14,695 One of you should stay with the van. 421 00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:17,740 Hmm. What might be a good division of labor? 422 00:16:18,658 --> 00:16:20,492 Finger. Fair. 423 00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:22,036 [Door opens] 424 00:16:23,663 --> 00:16:25,330 You look nervous. 425 00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:27,624 I'm not a big heights guy. 426 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,293 I'll keep you safe. 427 00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:32,922 428 00:16:34,465 --> 00:16:35,674 Uh... 429 00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,009 Uh?oh. 430 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,135 Zane: Jill, what the hell? 431 00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:38,969 Zane. 432 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:39,651 Zane? 433 00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,597 There's a boyfriend? 434 00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:43,641 He's my friend. Don't be mean. 435 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:49,105 Up, please. 436 00:16:51,858 --> 00:16:55,360 Kenneth: Come on and sing my song 437 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,821 All... No! Come on! 438 00:16:57,822 --> 00:17:00,240 This isn't a parking space. 439 00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:01,868 [Sighs] 440 00:17:06,164 --> 00:17:09,207 Oh, I know whose kid you are. 441 00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,293 What's up, man? 442 00:17:11,294 --> 00:17:13,588 "You sound cool." 443 00:17:14,881 --> 00:17:16,423 Well, of course I sound cool. 444 00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:17,549 I am cool. 445 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:21,012 "Want a job?" 446 00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:24,348 Are you hiring, Blind Side Jr.? 447 00:17:24,349 --> 00:17:26,141 [Screams] 448 00:17:26,142 --> 00:17:27,809 Oh, it bounces, too?! 449 00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,979 Oh, no. Oh, no. 450 00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:32,481 Oh, no. 451 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,149 Hello, love. 452 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:36,235 [Screams] 453 00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:40,489 Try it out? Sure. 454 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:44,076 "I don't want applesauce." 455 00:17:44,077 --> 00:17:45,786 I don't care for it much myself. 456 00:17:45,787 --> 00:17:52,376 Okay, uh, "Stop leaning on my wheelchair." 457 00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:55,879 What if it was more of a, uh, "Back off, jackass"? 458 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,501 Ah! 459 00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:58,215 "Do I look like a mailbox to you?" 460 00:17:58,216 --> 00:17:59,466 [Laughs] 461 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:02,594 I'm kind of liking this act. 462 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:04,055 Shall we take it out on the road? 463 00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:09,601 All I wanted to do was stay in one place 464 00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:10,686 for, like, a minute. 465 00:18:10,687 --> 00:18:12,062 [Screams] 466 00:18:12,063 --> 00:18:13,897 Oh, and you should make all our decisions. 467 00:18:13,898 --> 00:18:16,942 I mean, you are the adult, after all... I am the child. 468 00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:18,527 I don't think that. 469 00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:20,278 You said I wasn't allowed to get a dog. 470 00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:22,656 It's a big responsibility! 471 00:18:22,657 --> 00:18:25,826 You don't know everything, little boy. 472 00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,828 Do you realize, before you ran away, 473 00:18:27,829 --> 00:18:30,706 I came to tell you that I gave up on this place too soon? 474 00:18:30,707 --> 00:18:32,624 You were going to apologize? 475 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,711 Oh, must we put a label on it? 476 00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:39,631 Look, yes, JJ gets a lot of my attention. 477 00:18:39,632 --> 00:18:41,425 Maybe it's because he needs me, 478 00:18:41,426 --> 00:18:44,428 and maybe it's because you're so damn sure that you don't. 479 00:18:44,429 --> 00:18:46,930 But I hear you, Ray, I do. 480 00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,557 And I love you. 481 00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:52,561 And if you don't feel that every minute, 482 00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:54,980 then I'm not doing my job properly, 483 00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:57,399 and for that, I am truly, truly... 484 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,194 [Screams] 485 00:19:01,654 --> 00:19:03,113 Again, please. 486 00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:04,532 Last time, kid. 487 00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:12,330 "Ray needs help. We should fight them." 488 00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:14,458 Oh, we should do that? Interesting. 489 00:19:14,459 --> 00:19:16,460 How many are you gonna take on? 490 00:19:16,461 --> 00:19:19,421 "I have an idea." 491 00:19:19,422 --> 00:19:21,715 So, I think we should give this place a shot. 492 00:19:21,716 --> 00:19:24,301 Great, but I think you were about to say, "I'm sorry." 493 00:19:24,302 --> 00:19:26,762 Oh, I did. You missed it. 494 00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:28,263 Mm. 495 00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:30,974 Kenneth: [Over P.A] Would all students report to the stage? 496 00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:33,351 Please report to the stage. 497 00:19:33,352 --> 00:19:35,020 Now! 498 00:19:35,021 --> 00:19:36,773 Think I'm playing with y'all?! 499 00:19:39,859 --> 00:19:43,195 All right, um, the kid would like to say something. 500 00:19:43,196 --> 00:19:48,075 "My name is JJ DiMeo... 501 00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:52,537 student, inspiration..." 502 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:53,914 [Chuckles] 503 00:19:53,915 --> 00:19:58,126 "...the Wheeled Avenger, the Quiet Storm, 504 00:19:58,127 --> 00:20:00,420 butt?high lady candy." 505 00:20:00,421 --> 00:20:02,798 [Laughs] 506 00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:03,757 Little less? 507 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,383 Okay. Sorry. All right. 508 00:20:05,384 --> 00:20:07,135 "... And as of this moment, 509 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:09,971 candidate for student council president." 510 00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:12,182 [Cheers and applause] 511 00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,227 [Crowd chanting "JJ!"] 512 00:20:15,228 --> 00:20:17,562 Hey, don't write yourself off yet 513 00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:20,398 This is such an open?minded community! 514 00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:23,860 Yeah, you should see them during Black History Month. 515 00:20:23,861 --> 00:20:27,155 [Chanting continues] 516 00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:30,075 It just takes some time 517 00:20:30,076 --> 00:20:32,369 You're in the middle of the ride 518 00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:35,664 Everything, everything will be just fine 519 00:20:35,665 --> 00:20:40,127 Everything, everything will be all right 520 00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:42,045 It just takes some time 521 00:20:42,046 --> 00:20:45,215 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride 522 00:20:45,216 --> 00:20:48,635 Oh, it would seem that you're staying. 523 00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:51,304 May I say that I'm thrilled? 524 00:20:51,305 --> 00:20:54,308 None of these rides have ramps. 525 00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:59,683 - It could go bouncier. - Yeah, come on, bouncier! 526 00:20:59,686 --> 00:21:02,423 Or the next bouncing she's gonna do is on your head! 527 00:21:02,424 --> 00:21:03,439 Yeah, what she said! 528 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,036 Go on. Bouncier. 529 00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:06,770 Whoo! 530 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:09,148 It's quiet. I'm alone. 531 00:21:09,149 --> 00:21:13,527 Can I do this again, but for, like, a week? 532 00:21:13,528 --> 00:21:15,279 How did you get me to do this again? 533 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,504 Well, actually, darling, I'm quite surprised you did. 534 00:21:17,505 --> 00:21:19,617 Like this, JJ? Yeah. 535 00:21:19,618 --> 00:21:21,674 [Chuckles] Here we go. 536 00:21:21,819 --> 00:21:22,745 Aah! 537 00:21:22,746 --> 00:21:25,174 He says, "Aah!" 538 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:31,673 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 539 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:36,273 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36785

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