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Here's what you missed
on Shameless last week.
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I got really drunk.
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And I'm not sure
what happened after that.
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What the hell is he doing here?
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I can't afford to live somewhere else
and support you two.
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- Hi, Frank.
- Shit!
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- Who the fuck's Tony?
- Tony, sweet.
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The cars I sell are mainly not mine.
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I like you, Fiona.
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You remember Steve?
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Yeah, how's it going?
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She doesn't care if you have a girlfriend.
Neither do I.
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- I'm getting married.
- You what?
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- Yeah!
- Ha, ha.
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Veronica, will you do me
the honor of being my wife?
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- Yes!
- You don't seem very happy...
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...to be getting married.
- It's because I'm already married.
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I wasn't thinking
about getting married. He brought it up.
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Now I'm, like, obsessed. Phillips.
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Wasn't he drunk when he proposed?
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Oh, yeah, it was like that David
Hasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger.
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- I never saw that.
- Oh, YouTube it, it's a car wreck.
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You can't not watch.
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You want a drunk proposal to be
the story you tell your grand-kids?
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My husband proposed to me
at the top of the Sears Tower.
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Champagne and roses.
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Six months into the marriage
I found out he was fucking my sister.
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- And the moral of the story is?
- My sister's a bitch.
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Other than presents and booze,
give three reasons to get married.
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Lots of people who love each other
get married every day, Fiona.
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I don't know, V. The way things are
between you and Kevin right now...
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...it seems perfect. Why ruin it?
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What do you get for that?
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- What?
- What are they paying...
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...for the neck thing? Disability.
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Six hundred seventy-four bucks
a month.
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That's what I get, heh.
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But look, I can do this:
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While I admire your commitment,
I gotta tell you, it's a bit over the top.
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I told them I get migraines.
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- Genius, huh?
- Huh?
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- Try proving I don't have them, heh.
- Ugh.
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I bet it itches
like you got crabs in there.
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Kev, come out.
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- You done?
- Why are we getting married?
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- What?
- Other than the presents and the booze...
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...can you tell me three good reasons
why you want to get married?
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Not really. Wait a minute.
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This isn't one of those tests, is it? Where
I'm supposed to change your mind?
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Heh, if it is, you just failed.
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You don't want to get married?
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I mean, things between us
are pretty great. I don't want to ruin it.
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- What would we tell people?
- That the wedding's off.
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- No one's damn business why.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Well, great then.
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- Guess I gotta tell Momma.
- Oh, yeah.
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That's gonna suck.
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She's on her way over
to talk about the blessed event.
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I am gonna miss getting
a free KitchenAid mixer.
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Can you register for gifts
if you're not getting married?
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- I got a gift for you. Mm-hm.
- Yeah?
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Here comes the bride
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All dressed in white
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Which I think you can
still get away with, baby.
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Hey, Momma.
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Oh, I can't believe it.
Oh, I can't believe it!
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I can't believe this. What happened?
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- Nothing happened.
- How could you do this to me?
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Look, nothing's gonna change.
Kev and I are still together.
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- Yeah, Momma...
- Don't call me Momma.
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We're just cutting out
all the paperwork. Right?
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You know, and besides,
until gay people...
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...can get married in this state...
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...I'm not gonna.
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This isn't what your father wants.
You know that, don't you?
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Daddy's dead.
He doesn't want anything.
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Your daddy, rest his soul,
wants to see his little girl married.
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- Look, Momma, I...
- He set a little something aside...
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...for you for once
you finally settled down.
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- A little what?
- Daddy left you money...
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...for your first home
once you got married.
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- A house?
- He thought it might keep you...
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- ...from being somebody's baby-momma.
- How much?
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I don't know, he wanted the envelope
opened on your wedding day.
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Now I guess we'll never know.
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I just... I never knew
how much it meant to Daddy.
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The world.
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Maybe we should reconsider, babe.
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Heh, but what about the gay people?
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They got their parades, they can wait.
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It's hot. I'm hot.
Ahem, are you guys hot?
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Hot.
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- Fiona.
- Coming.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Oh, it's fresh?
- And clean as a whistle.
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Thanks, Fiona. You have
no idea what this means to me.
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Means you get to smoke weed and keep
your government job and I get to eat.
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It's lasagna, straight from the oven.
Still warm.
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So's this.
Keep it that way if you wanna pass.
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- Lunch. Eat it or miss it, people.
- Thanks. Bye.
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- What, more piss food?
- You know it.
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All right.
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- Cup-a-lasagna, anyone?
- Right here.
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- Who was on dishes today?
- Uh, I'll get them after lunch.
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Hey, Debs...
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- ...you ready to go to Target?
- Oh, yeah. Sure.
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What's that smell?
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- It's either vomit or fancy cheese.
- It can be both if you want.
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- Target?
- Deb's gonna go help me register gifts.
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Mm, good.
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- I thought the wedding was off.
- Back on.
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- Kev know?
Mm-hm.
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Oh.
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- Hey.
- Damn.
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Tell that girl I will crap on a paper plate
for her if it gets me some of this grub.
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- Francis Gallagher.
- Yeah.
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Drop your pants.
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I don't see how this has any bearings
on my migraines.
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Me neither, but it's on the state form.
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Drop them, sailor.
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- Unh.
- Still cold, ha, ha.
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- Cough.
- Ahem.
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Again.
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Again.
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That's weird.
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Have you ever done
a testicular self-examination?
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Oh, God, no. I say leave those three
bad boys down there alone.
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Yeah, well, that's the problem.
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Should only be two testicles
invited to this party.
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- What's this?
- I need you and your testicles...
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...back here tomorrow for a biopsy.
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So I got an extra passenger on board,
what's the big deal?
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- Normal number's two.
- Not for me.
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Third guy's always been there.
He's my lucky charm. Gave me six kids.
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Hmm.
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Probably benign, then.
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You're smart not to worry
until you do a biopsy.
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Gives you something to worry about.
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Uh, you can't bring a baby
into a bar, ma'am.
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You can't get married
if you already are.
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I know, I know.
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- Why the hell doesn't she know?
- Because.
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- I'm afraid to tell her.
- Kev!
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I don't wanna make her sad, Fi.
It would break my heart to hurt her.
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Just tell her the truth, Kev.
If you don't, I will.
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Can you hit me with a milk refill?
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The devil's in my balls, Billy.
And he's coming for the rest of me.
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- Let's hope he can swim.
- Why, Billy?
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Why me?
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- Because you're an asshole, Frank.
- Doc says it's probably benign.
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Look at Lance Armstrong,
he had that ball cancer.
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- Ends up fucking a rock star.
- That's right. That's... See?
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey, hey!
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Mm-hm.
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Okay, I know this is silly.
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But I'm really starting to get excited
about this whole wedding thing.
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The gifts and the wedding,
and being Mrs. Kevin Ball.
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You know old man Parson's place
on 5th?
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- I think we should buy it.
- What?
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The one where the son went crazy
and hit him with an ax?
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It's for sale. We should start
getting our stuff together.
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All the loans
and credit scores and all that.
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What's the matter, babe?
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I'm sure they got the blood
cleaned up by now.
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I can't marry you, Veronica.
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I'm already married.
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She's beautiful.
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She's a head-case.
She used to throw plates at me.
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Couldn't handle her booze.
That's how I got scars on my neck.
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You have no idea how many times
I wanted to tell you over the years.
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But the more time went on,
the more unreal it all seemed.
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You look like a douche bag
with that mullet.
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Oh, I can't believe this.
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Guess I can forget
about buying a house.
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Yeah.
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- Maybe not.
- What do you mean?
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You don't actually have to get married.
Your mom wants a wedding.
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So give her one.
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I could get ordained online.
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Then we don't file the license
with the state.
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- Ha-ha-ha.
- A fake wedding.
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Why not? You'd still be married.
It just won't be legal.
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- Yeah, but what's the point, then?
- All the free shit, baby.
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- Oh, damn. That would've sucked.
- Baby, come on.
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Showing up at your wedding
fucking paralyzed and shit? Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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It looks a bit like Top Ramen
in there, doesn't it?
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Sweetie, would you like me
to come with you to your biopsy?
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No, it's probably nothing.
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Benign cyst. An ingrown hair.
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Yes, I think you're right.
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You're gonna be just fine.
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Why the hell are you crying?
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I knew it was too good to be true.
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You're gonna die.
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Jesus, Sheila. I'm not gonna die.
I haven't even had the biopsy yet.
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It was probably that nut-vise sex toy
of hers that gave you the damn cancer.
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I'm gonna need the house next week
for bible study.
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We're doing the Passion play again.
It might get noisy.
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I have two plots...
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...at Oak Woods Cemetery.
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One was for Eddie.
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Nothing would make me happier
than to bury you in one of them.
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Wait there for me.
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Oh, God.
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I'm gonna die.
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He married your father and I,
Aunt Rochelle, Uncle Bobby.
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And cousin Jimmy with that first wife,
with the cleft palate.
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A cleft palate is merely
the mark God leaves...
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...when he kisses a person
before they're born.
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Girl's momma
just skipped the folic acid.
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I'm gonna need you both to come to my
weekend Engagement Encounter retreat.
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It covers all of the Pre-Cana material...
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...necessary for you to get married
with God's blessing.
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Uh, could you excuse us
for just a second, please?
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Might be fun to do it
at a church outing, huh?
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Veronica, that man in there is a priest.
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He's gonna require a license.
A marriage license.
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I'm pretty sure bigamy
is still a felony in the state of Illinois.
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Why'd you let your mom
drag us here?
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- Momma wasn't gonna take no.
- What about Fiona?
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- Wasn't she gonna marry us?
- Relax, baby, I got this.
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Momma, we already have someone
that's gonna do the wedding for us.
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This some healing hands, voodoo,
wheat-grass jackass?
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Because that's not a wedding
in the Lord's eyes. Tell them, Father.
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Tell them that is not a wedding
in the Lord's eyes.
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Well, I know this. That just like
the honeybee, God has many eyes.
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Look, it has to be a priest.
That's what your father wanted.
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That's what I want.
And that's what the Lord wants.
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- Wedding's not gonna work.
- What happened?
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Momma wants a real priest.
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Sheila said she'd make
your wedding dress.
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Oh, that's nice, but what good is
the dress if I don't have a priest?
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00:15:14,658 --> 00:15:18,536
You could hire an actor. Remember
the guy who played Elmo at my birthday?
235
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:21,080
- You remember that?
- He took his head off.
236
00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:24,250
- It was traumatizing.
- Think an actor could work?
237
00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:27,503
I can probably get Father Pete to do it,
if Carl will help.
238
00:15:27,671 --> 00:15:31,590
- What's it gonna cost me?
- Uh, Karen and I use your place Friday?
239
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,343
- Done.
- Father Pete? The groper?
240
00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:35,636
God willing.
241
00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:39,348
- We got hot dogs?
- Hmm, no hot dogs.
242
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:47,231
What?
243
00:15:52,863 --> 00:15:54,405
Excuse me.
244
00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:55,865
Better late than never.
245
00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:59,034
Even better on time.
What's with the costume?
246
00:15:59,202 --> 00:16:02,079
ROTC.
I made cadet lieutenant colonel today.
247
00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:03,873
- You did? That's great.
- Yeah.
248
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,207
Congratulations.
249
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:09,545
When I get back, I want the stock shelved
with all labels facing the same direction.
250
00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,631
- Where are you going?
- Your head is like a funnel.
251
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:16,218
- The Boy Scout trip is this weekend.
- They have Muslim Boy Scouts?
252
00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:18,220
Similar. Motto is still "Be Prepared."
253
00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:20,055
But you learn how to work
with chemicals instead of tying knots.
254
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,767
The troop is sponsored
by the Baptist church.
255
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:25,978
They give us free outfits
and overnights...
256
00:16:26,188 --> 00:16:29,231
...and we let them think
we're assimilating. Everybody wins.
257
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:31,400
I'll be back Sunday night.
258
00:16:33,737 --> 00:16:36,655
Lieutenant colonel?
I am so proud of you.
259
00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:38,491
It's not that big of a deal.
260
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,826
Linda and the boys are gone
for two nights.
261
00:16:40,994 --> 00:16:43,829
We're gonna have a whole night together
to celebrate.
262
00:17:04,184 --> 00:17:05,976
Unh, oh, God!
263
00:17:06,144 --> 00:17:09,021
- God, I'm sorry.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
264
00:17:09,231 --> 00:17:11,941
Was that the biopsy?
God, right in the...
265
00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:14,151
Here, let's take a look.
266
00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:17,279
- Unh.
- I'm just gonna take a look.
267
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:23,953
Okay, well, that is definitely better.
268
00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:29,208
- I think you're okay.
- Well, now, yeah.
269
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:31,293
I'm just gonna shave you, okay?
270
00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:37,550
I've never been shaved
down there before.
271
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,469
Just doing a small section.
272
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:48,894
Okay. Oh.
273
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,980
I'm sorry about that.
274
00:17:55,318 --> 00:17:58,821
Maybe I could come back later
and you could shave the other two.
275
00:18:02,284 --> 00:18:05,160
- There. All done.
- Ooh.
276
00:18:05,662 --> 00:18:07,997
Feels like spring.
277
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:13,002
Wish I could say
this wasn't gonna hurt.
278
00:18:16,423 --> 00:18:19,883
You don't have to go crazy, Sheila,
but as close to Vera Wang as you can.
279
00:18:20,051 --> 00:18:22,177
You are going to make a beautiful bride.
280
00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:26,056
Oh, Sheila, you're making me
feel like Cinderella.
281
00:18:26,224 --> 00:18:28,726
Screw Cinderella.
Little doe-eyed bitch.
282
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:32,062
Probably one of the worst
role models for little girls.
283
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,690
I think Cinderella was a feminist.
284
00:18:34,858 --> 00:18:39,111
The whole idea of marriage is a useless
vestige of an archaic civilization.
285
00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:42,364
- How would you know?
- I watched one unravel.
286
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:46,368
Oh, so one example of a bad one
makes them all bad? Hmm?
287
00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:50,122
Marriage was nothing more than
a legal exchange of women for property.
288
00:18:50,332 --> 00:18:53,626
- Maybe you're being a little pessimistic.
- Heh, it's just a piece of paper.
289
00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:56,712
A birth certificate is just a piece of paper.
290
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,757
And money.
Money is just a piece of paper.
291
00:18:59,924 --> 00:19:02,926
- But those are pretty valuable.
- True.
292
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:05,804
Hey, Gloria Steinem,
enough of the blah-blah.
293
00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:08,724
- Let's talk bachelorette party.
- I got that covered.
294
00:19:08,892 --> 00:19:10,517
- Oh, you better.
- Mm-hm.
295
00:19:10,685 --> 00:19:12,269
Because we gonna be doing it.
296
00:19:12,437 --> 00:19:14,730
- What the...? Uh-huh. Mm-hm.
- Single ladies, go on.
297
00:19:15,899 --> 00:19:19,234
Feeling sick. Feeling tired.
298
00:19:19,402 --> 00:19:23,364
Seeing more of my oncologist
than I see of my whole family.
299
00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:28,952
The hardest thing for me to accept
is the fact that I can't fix this.
300
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,580
I'm used to being the mom, you know?
301
00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:35,376
The one who takes care
of everyone and everything.
302
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:37,878
The fixer.
303
00:19:38,755 --> 00:19:41,090
And this is breast cancer.
304
00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:43,759
I can't fix this.
305
00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:49,264
Just knowing your tits
are trying to kill you.
306
00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:50,974
That's gotta suck.
307
00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:53,644
I mean, mine's in my balls.
308
00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:56,271
So they've got a reason to be pissed.
309
00:19:56,439 --> 00:20:00,109
Tucked between two legs,
wedged right near your asshole.
310
00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:04,863
There's no good way to sit,
no underwear that's been devised...
311
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:07,866
...to hold them effectively in place.
312
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,869
They're a bizarre appendage.
An afterthought.
313
00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:14,790
Which is why I don't believe
in intelligent design.
314
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,000
There is no God.
315
00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:20,462
We're all gonna die.
316
00:20:24,968 --> 00:20:26,677
Why do I have to do it?
317
00:20:26,845 --> 00:20:29,346
You're the only one young enough
to be an altar boy.
318
00:20:29,514 --> 00:20:32,057
- We'll stop before anything goes down.
- Or anyone.
319
00:20:37,814 --> 00:20:39,815
The Gallagher boys.
320
00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:42,568
If you're here to steal
the basket, you're out of luck.
321
00:20:42,736 --> 00:20:44,319
Already off to the bank.
322
00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:48,407
No, Carl here
is interested in being an altar boy.
323
00:20:48,575 --> 00:20:51,869
- That's a big responsibility.
- Yeah. We tried talking him out of it.
324
00:20:52,036 --> 00:20:54,663
But he cried,
so we thought we'd bring him in.
325
00:20:54,831 --> 00:20:57,166
See if you thought he had what it takes.
326
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,709
Hello there, Carl.
327
00:21:00,003 --> 00:21:02,212
Be back for you in a bit, bud.
328
00:21:07,343 --> 00:21:09,178
- Whew.
- Wanna watch Scarface again tonight?
329
00:21:09,345 --> 00:21:11,513
Can't, got a date.
330
00:21:11,848 --> 00:21:14,016
Ooh. Mandy date or Kash date?
331
00:21:14,768 --> 00:21:16,393
Kash date.
332
00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:18,854
You're a slut, man.
333
00:21:20,356 --> 00:21:21,732
Shit.
334
00:21:26,029 --> 00:21:27,362
Looks like we have a priest
for V's wedding.
335
00:21:29,491 --> 00:21:31,700
- Fake priest?
- No, no. Priest is real.
336
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:34,036
We're just not gonna file the license.
337
00:21:34,204 --> 00:21:36,371
Immoral, don't you think?
Lying to God's face.
338
00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:38,081
- Really, Mr. Morality.
- Hmm.
339
00:21:38,249 --> 00:21:40,918
- Whose car is this?
- Not like I have a priest in the back.
340
00:21:41,085 --> 00:21:44,087
- Are you still picking up the cake?
- Angelica's Bakery.
341
00:21:44,255 --> 00:21:48,133
Can Kev and V use this car
for their big exit after the reception?
342
00:21:48,718 --> 00:21:52,221
Yeah, think that could work.
I just... I need it back right after.
343
00:21:52,388 --> 00:21:54,139
- Okay.
- Can't do anything bad to it.
344
00:21:54,307 --> 00:21:55,891
And no sex in it.
345
00:21:56,059 --> 00:21:58,143
No sex in it?
346
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:03,357
I just need this thing in perfect condition.
All right, Fiona. I just...
347
00:22:04,818 --> 00:22:05,901
Whoa, whoa!
348
00:22:07,278 --> 00:22:08,445
- Oh, damn it. Damn it!
- Jesus.
349
00:22:08,613 --> 00:22:10,239
Relax. Relax. It happens.
350
00:22:10,406 --> 00:22:12,950
- Okay?
- Yeah, what happens, prison time?
351
00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:24,753
Hey.
352
00:22:24,921 --> 00:22:28,090
- Fiona, I thought that was you.
- Your uniform looks different.
353
00:22:28,258 --> 00:22:30,759
Yeah, they issued new coats.
354
00:22:30,927 --> 00:22:33,178
See you at Kev and Veronica's
wedding tomorrow?
355
00:22:33,346 --> 00:22:34,763
Yeah.
356
00:22:35,306 --> 00:22:37,933
- I need your license and registration.
- What? Why?
357
00:22:38,101 --> 00:22:40,102
Officer, sir.
358
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:41,687
You were doing 35 in a 25.
359
00:22:41,855 --> 00:22:43,689
There was some swerving, kind of weird.
360
00:22:43,857 --> 00:22:46,441
Here's my license,
but I don't have the registration.
361
00:22:46,609 --> 00:22:47,818
It's my friend's car.
362
00:22:47,986 --> 00:22:50,946
You really are supposed
to have that on you at all times.
363
00:22:51,114 --> 00:22:53,198
Lemme see what I can do.
I'll be right back.
364
00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:55,659
Okay.
Why did you give him your license?
365
00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:58,161
- That's not my real license.
- So now what? Run?
366
00:22:58,329 --> 00:23:00,163
No, that never works.
367
00:23:01,374 --> 00:23:04,293
Jesús, you got me?
Yeah, thanks, buddy.
368
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,545
- Who's Jesús?
- Follow car.
369
00:23:06,713 --> 00:23:08,130
Always use a follow car.
370
00:23:21,227 --> 00:23:23,520
Watch your speed.
See you at the wedding, Fi.
371
00:23:23,688 --> 00:23:26,189
- Okay!
- Out.
372
00:23:26,357 --> 00:23:28,025
- What?
- Get out.
373
00:23:33,489 --> 00:23:34,489
What about the car?
374
00:23:35,617 --> 00:23:36,992
Taken care of.
375
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:47,920
- My heart's in my throat right now.
- That's adrenaline. Kind of cool isn't it?
376
00:24:00,058 --> 00:24:01,850
- I'll see you at the wedding.
- What?
377
00:24:02,018 --> 00:24:04,853
- Angelica's Bakery, right?
- Yeah. Right.
378
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,692
I've decided to start
wearing a tie every day.
379
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:13,779
I could die at any moment.
380
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:18,700
I thought it'd be nice to look
my best for the grim reaper.
381
00:24:18,868 --> 00:24:21,370
Son of a bitch.
382
00:24:23,706 --> 00:24:25,958
You know what? Fuck him.
383
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:28,377
Fuck him!
384
00:24:28,544 --> 00:24:31,213
Why give him the satisfaction?
I'll do it myself.
385
00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:34,299
Take my own goddamn life.
386
00:24:36,177 --> 00:24:37,719
You know...
387
00:24:37,887 --> 00:24:39,930
You know what the real shame
of it is, Kev?
388
00:24:40,098 --> 00:24:41,556
The real shame...
389
00:24:41,724 --> 00:24:46,937
...is there are so many things
I still want to do.
390
00:24:47,105 --> 00:24:48,730
Oh, yeah, like what?
391
00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:51,650
Pfft!
392
00:24:51,818 --> 00:24:54,820
Jesus Christ, I don't know.
393
00:24:54,988 --> 00:24:56,488
I don't know.
394
00:24:56,698 --> 00:25:00,659
How sad is that? A man doesn't
even know what he wants to do.
395
00:25:00,827 --> 00:25:01,868
Woo-hoo-hoo!
396
00:25:02,036 --> 00:25:04,329
- Hey, buddy.
- What's going on?
397
00:25:05,248 --> 00:25:07,416
- What's this?
- You gotta wear it tonight...
398
00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,960
...for the bachelor party.
Everyone's gonna wear one.
399
00:25:10,128 --> 00:25:12,629
- Andy, get the fuck out...
- Don't be a dick, dude.
400
00:25:12,797 --> 00:25:15,298
- Fucking wear it.
- Bachelor party?
401
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,927
Yeah, if you wanna go, you can come.
402
00:25:19,345 --> 00:25:21,179
What's the plan?
403
00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:24,141
Uh, me and my friends are gonna get
wasted and do stupid shit.
404
00:25:24,308 --> 00:25:26,768
But we gotta get you one of these.
405
00:25:29,647 --> 00:25:31,231
Awesome.
406
00:25:32,442 --> 00:25:35,527
Is the blindfold for surprise
or so I don't know where you live?
407
00:25:35,737 --> 00:25:37,738
- Little of both.
- Ooh.
408
00:25:40,616 --> 00:25:42,909
- Ah.
- Ta-da.
409
00:25:44,245 --> 00:25:45,787
Oh.
410
00:25:47,665 --> 00:25:49,291
Oh.
411
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:52,544
Wow, yeah. This is your house.
412
00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:54,713
Where you live with Linda.
413
00:25:54,881 --> 00:25:58,008
- And the kids.
- Right now, it's our house.
414
00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:23,992
- What's wrong?
- Sorry, it's just... It's too weird.
415
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,578
- What is?
- All of your shit, it's...
416
00:26:26,788 --> 00:26:29,915
It's freaking me out.
And it smells like goats in here.
417
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,292
Ian, wait.
418
00:26:50,937 --> 00:26:53,563
Why would she do it
in the first place?
419
00:26:53,731 --> 00:26:55,190
Because she could.
420
00:26:55,358 --> 00:26:58,693
She was, like, one of those
weird Chinese acrobats.
421
00:26:58,861 --> 00:27:01,404
No, those girls are all tiny
and cute when they do it.
422
00:27:01,572 --> 00:27:04,032
She was like Pippi Longstocking
kissing her own ass.
423
00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:09,371
- Jesus.
- Dad, what the hell happened to you?
424
00:27:09,539 --> 00:27:12,874
Cord was too long. I got three nuts.
425
00:27:13,042 --> 00:27:14,960
Gonna die.
426
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,359
Fuck.
427
00:28:18,274 --> 00:28:21,359
- Marty?
- Surprise, heh.
428
00:28:21,527 --> 00:28:24,196
I'm maid of honor
and I didn't know you had a brother.
429
00:28:24,405 --> 00:28:27,032
- There's a reason for that.
- He busted out of prison?
430
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,117
- Last night.
- What was he in for?
431
00:28:29,285 --> 00:28:33,330
- Aggravated assault, larceny and arson.
- Arson? Who you talking about?
432
00:28:33,497 --> 00:28:34,664
V's brother.
433
00:28:34,832 --> 00:28:38,501
Oh, is that, like, a sibling brother,
or just a black-guy brother?
434
00:28:38,669 --> 00:28:41,296
Remember the fire at Curves
in the mall? That was him.
435
00:28:41,464 --> 00:28:44,132
He loves setting fire to things
and he hates women.
436
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,134
- It was the perfect storm.
- He's nuts.
437
00:28:46,302 --> 00:28:49,804
Serious, he's nuts. He came at me.
I had to fight my ass off.
438
00:28:49,972 --> 00:28:52,641
Then one time I'm having a brew,
he came up to me, all:
439
00:28:52,808 --> 00:28:55,644
- "Ass cunt fuck!" on me.
- Is he retarded?
440
00:28:55,811 --> 00:28:59,231
I wish. Tourette's coupled with bipolar
disorder and a drinking problem.
441
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,483
He's a shrink's wet dream.
442
00:29:01,984 --> 00:29:04,819
- What are we gonna do?
- Kick his ass back to prison.
443
00:29:04,987 --> 00:29:09,074
If there's one person you can always
count on to fuck things up, it's Marty.
444
00:29:09,242 --> 00:29:12,035
- Bungee jumping, eh?
- From the L tracks.
445
00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:15,872
Good news/bad: Your biopsy
results came back negative.
446
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,501
Tumor was benign, so you're not
gonna die of testicular cancer.
447
00:29:19,669 --> 00:29:24,547
Oh, thank God. So I can keep it?
448
00:29:24,715 --> 00:29:26,925
Yeah, but the swelling on your brain...
449
00:29:27,093 --> 00:29:30,345
...you probably got going on in there
might end up doing you in.
450
00:29:30,513 --> 00:29:32,055
- What?
- I'm fucking with you.
451
00:29:32,682 --> 00:29:34,724
Bump looks pretty superficial.
452
00:29:34,892 --> 00:29:37,727
If you vomit more than twice,
have any seizures...
453
00:29:37,895 --> 00:29:40,605
...or experience memory loss,
call 911.
454
00:29:40,773 --> 00:29:46,361
Well, what if I vomit while I'm having a
seizure, and have no memory of it?
455
00:29:46,529 --> 00:29:47,821
Tree in the forest, my friend.
456
00:29:49,365 --> 00:29:50,991
What?
457
00:29:54,203 --> 00:29:57,497
You know you can't stay, Marty.
You gotta go back to prison.
458
00:29:58,082 --> 00:30:01,418
Ron, it's bullshit security.
They practically give you your own key.
459
00:30:01,585 --> 00:30:04,087
Aren't you risking parole?
How long do you have left?
460
00:30:04,255 --> 00:30:06,089
Eighteen... Cocksucker! ...months.
461
00:30:06,257 --> 00:30:09,426
- Jesus, Marty. That's no time at all.
- It's your wedding day, Ron.
462
00:30:09,593 --> 00:30:13,596
Why don't you turn yourself in? Tell them
it was a mistake. Blame the Tourette's.
463
00:30:13,764 --> 00:30:16,808
Tell them it won't happen again.
You know it's for the best.
464
00:30:17,018 --> 00:30:18,560
Faggot!
465
00:30:19,228 --> 00:30:21,896
We'll have you back
before they even know you left.
466
00:30:22,064 --> 00:30:23,606
I'm not going back, Ron.
467
00:30:23,774 --> 00:30:28,403
It's your wedding. I'm not gonna miss
your... Shit-pisser! ...wedding day.
468
00:30:35,786 --> 00:30:37,662
This is the dress...
469
00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:40,790
...that I will wear this afternoon.
470
00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:44,836
And it will protect me...
471
00:30:45,046 --> 00:30:47,255
...like this house protects me.
472
00:30:47,923 --> 00:30:50,550
This is the dress.
473
00:30:51,177 --> 00:30:53,428
And today is the day.
474
00:30:53,596 --> 00:30:56,264
And the day is good.
475
00:30:56,432 --> 00:30:59,184
You look nice.
Where are you pretending to go?
476
00:30:59,352 --> 00:31:02,270
I'm going to a wedding today.
477
00:31:02,813 --> 00:31:05,315
I am really gonna do it this time.
478
00:31:05,483 --> 00:31:08,777
And it's supposed to be
a beautiful day today.
479
00:31:08,944 --> 00:31:13,198
Beautiful and safe and sunny.
480
00:31:13,366 --> 00:31:18,787
The sun's just a burning ball of fire that
could plunge from the sky at any time.
481
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:25,835
Maybe we should just let him come.
482
00:31:26,003 --> 00:31:28,546
No way, I'm not having
that nutcase at my wedding.
483
00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:31,341
Can you imagine the service?
"Do you, Veronica...
484
00:31:31,509 --> 00:31:34,052
Fucking bitch! ...Fisher, take this man...
485
00:31:35,471 --> 00:31:37,472
Fucks dick! ...Kevin Ball?"
486
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,765
Uh-uh, no.
487
00:31:38,933 --> 00:31:40,266
I'm taking him to prison
where he belongs...
488
00:31:40,434 --> 00:31:42,227
...if I gotta drag his ass
back there myself.
489
00:31:42,395 --> 00:31:45,313
Always happens
when he's off his meds.
490
00:31:46,315 --> 00:31:50,110
- Give me your dress so I can steam it.
- Behind the door.
491
00:31:53,656 --> 00:31:56,825
- Nope.
- The bathroom door.
492
00:31:57,326 --> 00:31:59,494
It's a real pretty dress, Roni.
493
00:32:01,497 --> 00:32:03,790
It'll burn nicely with all this taffeta.
494
00:32:05,626 --> 00:32:07,127
Oh, Jesus.
495
00:32:07,294 --> 00:32:08,628
You send me back to jail...
496
00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:11,965
...this dress goes up,
this house goes up, we all go up!
497
00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:15,135
Marty?
498
00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:17,137
Marty, open the door.
499
00:32:17,304 --> 00:32:19,139
Open the goddamn door.
500
00:32:19,306 --> 00:32:21,808
You're not getting married without me.
501
00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:24,519
Cock fuck!
502
00:32:27,189 --> 00:32:31,025
He's not doing anything.
Just sitting in there. Lighting a lighter.
503
00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:34,112
Oh, my God, this is what he did
at Granddaddy's funeral.
504
00:32:34,321 --> 00:32:36,739
- Gutted half the hospice.
- We should call the cops.
505
00:32:36,907 --> 00:32:39,701
If the house goes up
we're not gonna get him out.
506
00:32:39,869 --> 00:32:41,369
Call the cops on my own brother?
507
00:32:41,537 --> 00:32:44,456
It's always like this.
Nobody can be the center of attention.
508
00:32:44,623 --> 00:32:47,542
It's always gotta be about him.
You should be in a nuthouse!
509
00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:50,753
- What's going on?
- Veronica's brother is threatening...
510
00:32:50,921 --> 00:32:52,964
...to burn the place down.
- Cool.
511
00:32:53,132 --> 00:32:57,635
He's saying that he's gonna light the
dress and the shit-sack house on fire.
512
00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,721
What's a shit-sack?
513
00:32:59,889 --> 00:33:04,559
All I wanted was to own my own home.
Maybe some small kitchen appliances.
514
00:33:04,727 --> 00:33:06,895
For you, for me. For our home.
515
00:33:07,062 --> 00:33:10,440
- Maybe some kids someday.
- I thought you didn't want any kids.
516
00:33:10,608 --> 00:33:12,901
- Based on what?
- Saying how much you hate them.
517
00:33:13,068 --> 00:33:14,736
Uh, yeah, other people's.
518
00:33:14,904 --> 00:33:17,614
But I might not mind
having a baby Kev running round.
519
00:33:17,781 --> 00:33:19,449
A little tomorrow person?
520
00:33:20,409 --> 00:33:21,451
What?
521
00:33:21,619 --> 00:33:24,746
That's what I call little mixed-race
babies. Tomorrow people.
522
00:33:24,914 --> 00:33:27,415
Little people of tomorrow.
523
00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:30,418
What are we gonna do?
524
00:33:30,586 --> 00:33:33,254
- Maybe we should just call it off.
- No! Not a chance.
525
00:33:33,422 --> 00:33:35,423
Baby, listen, this is our time.
526
00:33:35,591 --> 00:33:39,302
We're gonna get fake married,
and nothing's gonna stop us.
527
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:47,477
- Tomorrow people?
- Tomorrow people.
528
00:33:52,441 --> 00:33:54,609
Can you sign in for me
at detention today?
529
00:33:54,777 --> 00:33:56,986
Mrs. Pinder won't notice,
she's almost blind.
530
00:33:57,154 --> 00:33:58,530
You ditching?
531
00:33:58,697 --> 00:34:01,032
Kash has something planned.
532
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,951
I thought that was last night.
533
00:34:03,118 --> 00:34:06,162
Was supposed to be,
but, uh, he took me to his place...
534
00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:07,956
...and it sort of freaked me out.
535
00:34:08,123 --> 00:34:12,794
I mean, I always knew he had a wife
and a life and everything, but seeing it...
536
00:34:12,962 --> 00:34:14,337
...and smelling it...
537
00:34:14,505 --> 00:34:17,298
I mean, his life actually has an odor.
538
00:34:21,887 --> 00:34:23,346
What was that for?
539
00:34:23,514 --> 00:34:26,349
I just felt like kissing my boyfriend.
540
00:34:27,059 --> 00:34:30,186
Have fun fucking Kash.
541
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,867
Remember when we were little?
542
00:34:45,035 --> 00:34:48,621
And you'd always tag along with me
wherever I went?
543
00:34:49,373 --> 00:34:52,041
I always looked after you,
didn't I, Marty?
544
00:34:53,002 --> 00:34:54,961
And you know why?
545
00:34:55,462 --> 00:34:57,505
Because I'm your big little sister.
546
00:34:57,673 --> 00:35:01,259
And I didn't want you to get in trouble,
because I love you.
547
00:35:02,094 --> 00:35:04,178
That's why I want you
to go back to prison.
548
00:35:07,433 --> 00:35:09,100
Do you know what?
549
00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:12,854
I've been thinking about my wedding,
and you know something?
550
00:35:13,022 --> 00:35:14,856
You were right.
551
00:35:15,441 --> 00:35:18,735
Because my wedding day
wouldn't be my wedding day...
552
00:35:18,902 --> 00:35:21,154
...without my little big brother there.
553
00:35:25,576 --> 00:35:29,871
In fact, I'd like you to be
the one to give me away.
554
00:35:31,915 --> 00:35:33,458
Marty?
555
00:35:40,674 --> 00:35:43,509
- You mean it?
- Cross my heart.
556
00:35:43,677 --> 00:35:45,428
Come here, you little nut.
557
00:35:51,143 --> 00:35:54,812
Bitches! You bitches lied to me.
558
00:35:55,773 --> 00:35:59,233
I'm gonna burn down your...
Cock-sucking, cock-fucking...
559
00:36:13,582 --> 00:36:15,750
Damn. That shit does dry fast.
560
00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:29,347
Lip. My boy.
561
00:36:29,515 --> 00:36:33,601
- My oldest boy.
- Yeah, here to pick up Karen.
562
00:36:33,811 --> 00:36:37,522
- What's with the vest?
- Sheils made it.
563
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,192
Wow. Look at you.
564
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,111
- You look beautiful.
- Thanks.
565
00:36:43,278 --> 00:36:44,529
- Hi, Lip.
- Hi.
566
00:36:44,697 --> 00:36:46,489
Does my head look bigger?
567
00:36:47,616 --> 00:36:48,658
Um...
568
00:36:48,826 --> 00:36:52,495
- I don't think it can get any bigger, Dad.
- I have to keep an eye on it.
569
00:36:52,663 --> 00:36:55,790
- Watch for memory loss and vomit.
- More so than usual?
570
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,333
Know what?
571
00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:59,877
- I have a second chance at life.
- Mm-hm.
572
00:37:00,045 --> 00:37:03,548
I'm not gonna surround myself
with negative energy.
573
00:37:03,716 --> 00:37:07,802
How about you just show up at this
wedding and do what you do best:
574
00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:10,263
Drink free booze and look happy.
575
00:37:10,472 --> 00:37:13,141
- Yes?
- Heh.
576
00:37:13,308 --> 00:37:16,602
All right, Frank. I am ready.
577
00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:17,854
You're coming, Mom?
578
00:37:18,021 --> 00:37:19,355
She's not going anywhere.
579
00:37:19,523 --> 00:37:20,732
Yes, I'm coming.
580
00:37:20,899 --> 00:37:25,027
I've got my purse, and my gift,
and my gloves.
581
00:37:25,195 --> 00:37:28,573
And my selective serotonin
re-uptake inhibitor.
582
00:37:28,741 --> 00:37:31,409
And my monoamine oxidase inhibitor.
583
00:37:31,577 --> 00:37:34,871
And I have my anti-anxiety
disco biscuits.
584
00:37:35,038 --> 00:37:40,251
And I am ready to go.
I am really ready.
585
00:37:57,853 --> 00:38:00,480
I'll just get you a piece of cake, Mom.
586
00:38:10,032 --> 00:38:12,033
That would just be...
587
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,535
...wonderful, sweetheart.
588
00:38:14,703 --> 00:38:17,830
There's just so much
I've gotta get done here.
589
00:38:31,887 --> 00:38:33,721
Ah, that bitch.
590
00:38:33,889 --> 00:38:37,725
What kind of cock-suck
does this to her brother?
591
00:38:50,113 --> 00:38:52,615
May daily problems
never cause you undue anxiety...
592
00:38:52,783 --> 00:38:56,327
...nor the desire for earthly
possessions dominate your lives.
593
00:38:56,995 --> 00:39:00,832
But may your hearts' first desire
be always the good things...
594
00:39:00,999 --> 00:39:03,417
...waiting for you in the life of heaven.
595
00:39:03,585 --> 00:39:05,753
- Amen.
- Amen!
596
00:39:05,921 --> 00:39:08,256
- You may kiss the bride.
- Woo-hoo!
597
00:39:16,306 --> 00:39:17,515
Oh, yes!
598
00:39:17,766 --> 00:39:19,308
Yay!
599
00:39:19,601 --> 00:39:22,270
It's on tonight
Ride that thing like a motorbike
600
00:39:22,437 --> 00:39:23,938
Get it out!
601
00:39:24,106 --> 00:39:25,439
We could get it on the dance floor
602
00:39:30,279 --> 00:39:31,279
Yeah!
603
00:39:34,324 --> 00:39:35,950
What's going on?
604
00:39:36,118 --> 00:39:37,368
Get some, Father!
605
00:39:44,543 --> 00:39:46,669
Come on, Dad, work it.
606
00:39:47,462 --> 00:39:49,463
Go Liam! Go Liam! Go Liam!
607
00:39:50,048 --> 00:39:52,091
Say what you gotta say
608
00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:54,844
Take it down, take it down.
609
00:39:55,304 --> 00:39:59,807
Take me away
Say what you gotta say
610
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,313
Oh!
611
00:40:06,315 --> 00:40:08,816
If I was out of your reach
Would you jump for it
612
00:40:11,486 --> 00:40:14,989
If I was out of your reach
Would you jump for it
613
00:40:16,658 --> 00:40:19,660
Uh... Folks, let's face facts.
614
00:40:19,828 --> 00:40:23,539
When it comes to good things,
most of them come in pairs.
615
00:40:23,707 --> 00:40:28,419
Like your favorite jeans,
new socks, and Kevin and Veronica.
616
00:40:28,587 --> 00:40:29,629
Aw.
617
00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:33,007
And as it turns out,
most people's testicles.
618
00:40:33,175 --> 00:40:37,053
So here's to the happy couple.
619
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:41,015
Kevin, Veronica,
may you always only have...
620
00:40:41,183 --> 00:40:44,644
...two testicles between you.
L'chaim!
621
00:40:49,358 --> 00:40:52,193
Oh. Oh, sweetheart.
622
00:40:52,361 --> 00:40:55,863
May the good Lord watch over you
in your new home.
623
00:40:56,031 --> 00:40:59,533
- Oh, thank you, Momma.
- Thank you.
624
00:41:00,494 --> 00:41:04,080
Say it like you mean it, boy
Say it like you want it
625
00:41:04,247 --> 00:41:07,208
Five hundred dollars?
Are you fucking kidding me?
626
00:41:10,671 --> 00:41:13,089
We're getting a Barbie house, baby.
627
00:41:14,549 --> 00:41:18,219
Maybe you're making yourself
too available?
628
00:41:18,387 --> 00:41:19,428
You think?
629
00:41:19,596 --> 00:41:22,431
Hey, lady friend,
where the hell is my cake?
630
00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:26,102
Steve is supposed to be here
with the damn thing.
631
00:41:26,269 --> 00:41:28,312
That's the trouble with the exciting ones.
632
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,315
The unpredictability
is what makes them so exciting.
633
00:41:31,483 --> 00:41:35,236
But it's also what makes
them so damned unpredictable.
634
00:41:35,404 --> 00:41:38,948
He may not be Steve, but he's here.
635
00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:45,997
- Hi.
- Hi.
636
00:41:46,164 --> 00:41:48,082
Do you wanna dance?
637
00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:51,836
- The bible is the word of God.
- How can it be the word of God...
638
00:41:52,004 --> 00:41:55,423
...if it was re-written by King James?
- Passed down from generation...
639
00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:58,426
...to generation!
- Uh-uh-uh! It doesn't make any sense!
640
00:41:58,593 --> 00:42:03,264
Aw. This was really a perfect day.
641
00:42:03,432 --> 00:42:06,934
I only wish little Marty
could have been here.
642
00:42:38,467 --> 00:42:41,302
You're late, Dr. Sherman.
643
00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:51,729
I'm...
644
00:42:53,231 --> 00:42:55,232
I can't...
645
00:42:56,693 --> 00:43:01,405
Okay, Gallaghers, you're the only
family I got, so let's put this on film.
646
00:43:04,534 --> 00:43:05,743
- Wait. Wait.
- Is it on?
647
00:43:05,952 --> 00:43:08,829
- It's on, it's on. Wait.
- Did it go?
648
00:43:09,623 --> 00:43:10,998
Oh.
649
00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:14,418
Again, set it up again. Here we go.
Ready?
650
00:43:14,586 --> 00:43:15,753
- Okay.
- Let's go.
651
00:43:18,924 --> 00:43:21,217
- Wait, where's Lip?
- Where...? Oh.
652
00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:23,010
Yeah.
653
00:43:23,178 --> 00:43:25,054
Oh, yeah.
654
00:43:25,222 --> 00:43:27,765
Oh, yeah. Give it to me. Oh, yeah.
655
00:43:28,892 --> 00:43:32,103
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Give it to me!
656
00:43:32,270 --> 00:43:33,854
- Want me to give it to you?
- Yes.
657
00:43:34,523 --> 00:43:36,732
Yeah, she said
she wants you to give it to her.
658
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:39,902
So just give it to her already! Okay?
659
00:43:40,070 --> 00:43:41,529
Cock and balls!
660
00:44:03,051 --> 00:44:06,387
It really was like a fairy tale.
661
00:44:11,893 --> 00:44:14,311
And she was a real princess.
662
00:44:15,939 --> 00:44:17,773
Yeah, well, she's dead now.
663
00:44:17,941 --> 00:44:20,776
How's that for happily ever after?
664
00:44:26,575 --> 00:44:27,616
Asshole.
52397
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