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For those of you who
were too fucking busy...
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...this is what happened
last week on Shameless.
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- I left them.
- You fuck!
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This your home now?
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First time in my life
I ever felt like I actually belonged.
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What is it like with my dad
living at your house?
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- Weird.
- It's only gonna get weirder.
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- Last night was my first time.
- You mean with me?
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- Virgin?
- Yep.
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Aunt Ginger has to go back?
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- Don't make her go.
- She doesn't belong to us.
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Old guy next door died in March,
which I guess makes us neighbors.
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- Where's my damn toaster?
- Leave me alone.
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You would not be so
pissed off if you didn't care.
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I saw the way you looked at Steve
like a D-O-G in heat.
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My mom heard about it.
She invited you to dinner.
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Hey.
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Aw. Heh.
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Sweet baby.
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Put a scarf on.
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Debbie, come in
and eat breakfast, okay?
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You're up next in the shower.
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I wanna play for a while.
Ask Carl if he'll get in the stroller.
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Last time, you were locked
in the basement for a day.
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On purpose.
We were playing Loser Goes to Gitmo.
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Let's go. And put that
stroller back in the garbage.
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Oh, my God. That's, uh... It's dead.
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- You sure?
- Uh-huh. The element's rusted out.
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Anyone wanna make
some cookies with me?
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- How much to replace it?
- Uh...
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- Two bills used, four new.
- Shit.
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How about pie?
I can get started on the crust.
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Go take your shower.
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I wanna make pie.
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You know what? Hand me the obits.
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Maybe, uh, we can scavenge a dead
person's water heater. Thank you.
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Oh. Mrs. Dombrowski.
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Oh, the, uh, shaky-neck lady? I thought
she drowned a couple years ago.
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No. Mrs. Goga had the shaky neck and
drowned in her own vomit last Easter.
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No pie. Get in the shower.
I'm not saying it again.
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Carl, no.
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I went to school
with Kenny Dombrowski.
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- Think he had a crush on me.
- Shh! Wake's this morning. Let's go.
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- Up, up, up.
- Can I come?
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Um...
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No.
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Debbie, what is going on with you?
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Nothing.
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Oof! Shower. After Debbie.
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Towel and robe upstairs. Go.
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You need to learn
how to change your own diaper.
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It's getting windy.
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Beautiful day for a party.
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It's for kids, Frank. No booze!
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Aw.
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How would you like your eggs,
sweetie?
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- Fluffy.
- Aw.
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They're having a party across the street.
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What, dear?
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Across the street.
Some sort of a party for kids.
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No booze.
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What's the point?
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Dad?
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What the hell is he doing here?
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- Ha, ha.
- Yeah.
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- Debbie?
- Heh. What?
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- What?
- Stay focused.
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Are the Gallaghers in our bathroom?
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- I know what you need.
- Huh? Uh-huh.
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. Right there.
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- They're pretty. Fluffy, fluffy.
- Aha! Woo! Mm.
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Went to see a lawyer.
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Yeah. It turns out I can't afford to live
somewhere else and support you two.
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Three.
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Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray?
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He's got gangrene.
You ever smell a rotting foot?
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Hey, why don't you get me a refill
there, huh, Karen, honey?
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Did you lose your fucking legs?
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That's your teenage
diseased mind talking.
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You know, you tasted penii
and now you're just crazy.
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Oh, shit!
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That's cold!
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What the hell? Veronica!
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There's no hot water!
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What?
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Fucking Gallaghers.
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Look at you letting yourself
into people's houses.
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Tall grande latte, two shots.
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- Sugar?
- Absolutely.
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Kids home?
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Mm.
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Boys are out getting a water heater,
Debbie's at the park...
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...Carl's out looking for defenseless pets
to torture, and Liam's down for a nap.
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So?
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No. I'm up to my ass in housework.
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That's why I'm taking you
to a long, deep, leisurely lunch.
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- Lunch?
- It's a euphemism.
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How quaint.
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Or would you like a demon dog
and a quick fuck over at the Sheridan.
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- Liam?
- Get a sitter.
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- Costs too much.
- How much?
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At least 50 bucks.
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- You're not paying me to fuck you.
- No, I couldn't pay you enough.
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- Did you hear that?
- No.
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You didn't hear that?
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You trying to change the subject?
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Liam?
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He's too lazy to get out of his crib.
He just yells.
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- You stay with Liam.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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Hey. Hey.
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You take the baby. I'll take the bat.
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All right.
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Now. Go.
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Debbie, Jesus.
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I thought you went to the park.
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I came back.
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Are you okay?
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Katie Crasden's having a party.
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Katie Crasden?
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Two streets over.
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And she didn't invite you?
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She's only 3.
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What happened?
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Well, I was just walking
past and her dad, he...
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Her dad did what?
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He was laughing and playing with them
and it just... Just wasn't fair.
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What wasn't fair? What?
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Everything.
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So I, um...
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I stole something.
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Oh.
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- So nobody touched you?
- What?
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You nearly gave me a heart attack.
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00:10:22,324 --> 00:10:24,117
Debbie?
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Who the hell is that?
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We can j... We'll just organize.
It'll be okay.
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He's probably right around here.
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Just relax.
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Oh, here we go.
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No traffic tickets to issue today?
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No one to pull over
for swinging wide on a left-hand turn?
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Or is this a supportive friend party...
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...for a cop who shot some poor fucker
wasn't even armed?
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Leave the people around here alone.
They're good folks.
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Who are the parents?
Let's go, people. Out of the way.
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Um...
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- Your child's missing?
- Yeah.
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I need your names
and the name of the child.
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Uh, Beth and Gary Casden.
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- When was the last time you saw?
- Uh, Casey.
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- About an hour ago.
- Okay.
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Okay. Uh, what was he wearing?
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- Heh.
- Debbie...
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...why would you steal
a little girl?
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Why would you steal a little boy
and dress him like a little girl?
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I wanted a girl,
but there weren't any.
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Wha...? Then back to my initial question.
Why would you steal a baby at all?
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I miss Ginger.
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- What?
- Who?
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You took away Aunt Ginger.
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Who is Aunt Ginger?
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Somebody from V's nursing home.
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- What?
- She was my friend.
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We have to take him
back right away, okay?
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Where are his boy clothes?
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I washed them.
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Oh, my God. It shrunk.
You put it in the dryer?
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That's what you do
after you wash something.
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Um...
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We can put him
in some of Liam's clothes.
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We can't bring a missing kid
back wearing different clothes.
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I mean, people will say we did
something to him. Something bad.
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Attention, this is...
Attention, this is the Chicago...
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- Push...
- I know what to push.
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Attention. This is the...
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- No, no.
- What are you doing?
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- We have to get the information out.
- Then let me drive.
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No.
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I've been a cop a lot longer than you.
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You don't get to drive and talk.
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What, are you gonna call your uncle?
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Attention. This is the Chicago Police.
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We are looking
for a missing 2-year-old...
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- Come on in.
- So we're just gonna wait?
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He's a chain-smoking pothead
in a stress-inducing situation.
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He'll be out soon.
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What are we supposed to say?
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I don't know. Just play it cool.
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Play what cool?
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Things people play cool. Jesus, Ian.
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You got your own cell?
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- No, some kid left it in the cafeteria.
- Ah.
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Hey, Kar.
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I'm at some dead lady's house trying to
see if I can score a water heater.
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Meet me after?
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Hey, V?
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I'm in the bathroom.
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Hey. I'm in a bit of a jam.
Can you watch him for 15 minutes?
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- Damn, Fi. I'm in the middle of...
- Thanks.
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Okay. Sure.
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Hey, Li...
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Who the fuck are you?
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, Fiona.
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Hey, Tony.
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You remember Steve?
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Yeah. How's it going?
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Uh, hear about the missing boy?
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No. What happened?
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Got taken from a birthday party.
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Think he might have
just wandered off?
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We got everybody out looking.
Choppers, SWAT...
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...extra units, Amber alerts.
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Wow. Really?
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We're gonna catch the bastard that took
Casey and chop his pedophile nuts off.
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Less than two hours ago,
a young boy only 2 years of age...
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...was abducted from his front yard.
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You see this? This is what happens
when the world goes crazy.
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People steal kids.
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And Rastafarians
are allowed to roam free.
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I don't mean real Rastafarians.
I mean Rastaman Goldbergs...
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...from Lake Forest with rich parents
who get dropped off in town cars...
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...then go beg for money on the streets.
What a load of crap.
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Obama-care my ass!
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What the news people don't tell you:
They love it when kids get stolen.
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They're just looking for a good story
to saturate our airwaves with.
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00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:46,420
And why are all
the news ladies Chinese?
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They should stick to what they know:
Railroads, sushi and dim sum.
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Frank. Guess what.
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I made muffins using
a bunt cake batter.
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I didn't even need to add another egg.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- The shithead gone?
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- He just left for work.
- I'm still here.
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- I'm just getting my coat.
- I just had some delicious penii.
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- What?
- Little Casey up the street.
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Gone missing right from
his own backyard.
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Hmm. That's terrible.
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You missed...
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- Yes, ma'am.
- But my husband...
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- I know you're all concerned.
- Of course.
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Just everybody calm down.
I'll get to all of you, okay?
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- Uh, you first, okay?
- All right.
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I wasn't sure what size,
so I bought three just in case.
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Oh, slow down.
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00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:56,907
- What?
- Stop the car.
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- Hey! Hey.
- Hey. Almost new.
248
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Debbie stole a baby.
We have to return it.
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- Debbie stole a baby?
- Yeah.
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00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,876
- Why?
- It's Debbie.
251
00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:09,211
I did not see that coming. Um...
252
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:12,798
- Can't we just give it back?
- I wish we could. It's too late now.
253
00:16:12,966 --> 00:16:15,176
- Wow.
- Find Carl and get home now.
254
00:16:15,343 --> 00:16:17,553
Yeah.
255
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:25,478
We're looking for a missing
boy named Casey...
256
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:27,646
...last seen
wearing a Superman costume.
257
00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:31,442
Two years old. Any information
would be greatly appreciated.
258
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,693
No questions asked.
259
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,737
Why the fuck wouldn't
we ask questions?
260
00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:36,864
Because we want
people to feel safe.
261
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:39,867
How do you find out
what happened if you don't ask?
262
00:16:40,035 --> 00:16:42,369
You understand the premise?
People feel safe.
263
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,413
They give information.
We find the kid.
264
00:16:44,581 --> 00:16:47,041
Safe my ass. I'm asking questions.
265
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:50,044
- Okay. Yeah. No. Go ahead. Yeah, sure.
- That's what you do.
266
00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:51,337
- You do what you want.
- Uh...
267
00:16:51,505 --> 00:16:54,590
Casey Casden. Uh, last seen
wearing a Superman costume.
268
00:16:56,176 --> 00:16:57,760
Kev, stop.
269
00:16:57,928 --> 00:16:59,136
What's Liam doing here?
270
00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:00,971
It's not Liam.
271
00:17:01,598 --> 00:17:04,767
- Who the hell is this?
- I don't know. Fiona dropped him off.
272
00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:07,603
Attention, all residents.
There's a child still missing.
273
00:17:07,771 --> 00:17:09,396
Approximately 2 years of age...
274
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:12,024
...wearing a Superman costume.
If you've seen...
275
00:17:12,192 --> 00:17:13,943
Fucking Gallaghers.
276
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,737
When I was a kid,
we could go to a birthday party...
277
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,782
...and our parents wouldn't worry
that we were gonna get...
278
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,785
...stolen out of the front yard
by some perv.
279
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:25,287
That's when America had values.
280
00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:30,626
Before Walmart, Dukakis,
peanut butter and jelly in one jar.
281
00:17:30,794 --> 00:17:32,670
You're too young to remember this...
282
00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:35,548
...but there was a time
when policemen were respected.
283
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:38,175
When young men
wanted to fight for their country.
284
00:17:38,343 --> 00:17:41,971
When you could go vote twice
for Mayor Daley down at the 11 th Ward.
285
00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:47,560
Before some liberal pricks elected
a Muslim who isn't even American.
286
00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:50,229
We need to get your story
straight for the police.
287
00:17:50,397 --> 00:17:51,981
Why did you take the boy?
288
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:54,692
He was crying for his mom
and his mom wasn't around.
289
00:17:54,859 --> 00:17:56,235
Did you try to find his mom?
290
00:17:56,403 --> 00:17:59,029
No, he was crying and nobody cared.
So I took him.
291
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:01,407
- You can't say that. What's with you?
- Fi.
292
00:18:01,575 --> 00:18:06,120
Debs, was he inside or outside
of the yard when you grabbed him?
293
00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:08,122
Inside.
294
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,542
- Okay, so how did you get him out?
- I waved a Snickers bar at him.
295
00:18:12,544 --> 00:18:13,794
Did anybody see you?
296
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,964
- I don't think so. We just ran.
- That wasn't suspicious.
297
00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:20,217
- So you were running down the street...
- I used a stroller.
298
00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:21,885
- What stroller?
- Liam's old one.
299
00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:23,721
The one I told you to throw out?
300
00:18:23,888 --> 00:18:27,266
I fixed it. For emergencies.
301
00:18:30,437 --> 00:18:31,854
Open up! Hurry!
302
00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:33,355
Shit.
303
00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:36,317
What in the hell is going on?
304
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:38,277
- Is this that kid?
- Debbie stole him.
305
00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:41,822
We have to give him back
without getting her in Juvie.
306
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,907
- Why in the world would she steal...?
- Hmm.
307
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:47,328
There must be
a couple hundred cops out there.
308
00:18:47,495 --> 00:18:51,040
I know. I'm so sorry.
Debs, will you watch him for a second?
309
00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:52,416
Come with us.
310
00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:54,585
Casey, we're gonna play games, okay?
311
00:18:54,753 --> 00:18:56,170
I'm not sure what's going on.
312
00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:59,173
Maybe it's because your mom bailed
and Frank's a big drunk.
313
00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,509
What, I'm the asshole now?
She stole a baby.
314
00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:03,886
She obviously planned it.
315
00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:07,139
I mean, she took a stroller
out of the garbage and she fixed it.
316
00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:10,768
Hey, Debbie still is a little kid.
Worst thing is she gets help.
317
00:19:10,935 --> 00:19:12,353
- Help?
- What kind of help?
318
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,313
- She stole a baby.
- She's not crazy.
319
00:19:14,481 --> 00:19:16,899
She just sort of
accidentally took a kid.
320
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,234
Not if she lured him with a candy bar.
321
00:19:19,402 --> 00:19:21,862
- What are you suggesting?
- Some professional to...
322
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,239
- A shrink?
- Gallaghers do not do therapy.
323
00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:26,950
Missing 2-year-old boy,
Casey Casden.
324
00:19:27,118 --> 00:19:29,411
He was last seen wearing
a Superman costume.
325
00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:31,872
If you have any information, call 911.
326
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,291
Look, we need a plan
to get that boy back.
327
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:36,627
Family Services
is gonna have a field day.
328
00:19:36,795 --> 00:19:38,253
Family Services?
329
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:42,508
If they find out Frank's moved,
they'll take the kids, split them up.
330
00:19:42,676 --> 00:19:43,884
Remember last time?
331
00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,850
Shit.
332
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:53,018
Exactly.
333
00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:57,314
You know that payphone
that's outside the Kash and Grab?
334
00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:58,732
- Yeah.
- Get on your bike...
335
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,943
...go to the payphone
and call the police.
336
00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:06,281
Tell them that you saw a little boy
walking down Southport Avenue at 2:45.
337
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:07,574
- Okay?
- Why should I?
338
00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:09,576
You wanna be
in a children's home?
339
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:11,620
Group home on Union
has a climbing wall.
340
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:13,914
- Carl.
- Ugh, I don't have a bike.
341
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,457
Wire cutter's in the drawer.
342
00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:28,053
What?
343
00:20:28,221 --> 00:20:31,306
Steve, Fiona, you guys have to get
Debs to take that kid back.
344
00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:33,434
I don't know
that I can make that happen.
345
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,269
You have to or we're all fucked.
346
00:20:35,854 --> 00:20:37,229
Okay.
347
00:20:37,397 --> 00:20:38,647
Why do I have to do it?
348
00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:41,400
We've already told the police
we didn't know anything.
349
00:20:41,568 --> 00:20:44,194
- I'm not a good liar.
- You can do this.
350
00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:47,281
- I'm not. You always say so.
- All right. Hey. You know what?
351
00:20:47,449 --> 00:20:50,784
It's been hours and Casey's parents
are really worried about him.
352
00:20:51,995 --> 00:20:55,289
Remember that pie you wanted to make?
Let's do that tonight.
353
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:58,584
What do I have to do?
354
00:20:58,752 --> 00:21:02,337
I saw a little boy walking down
Southport Avenue at like 2:45.
355
00:21:02,505 --> 00:21:05,883
- Two forty-five?
- Yeah, 2:45. Asshole.
356
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:09,011
Got a sighting. A kid saw the boy
walking down Southport.
357
00:21:09,179 --> 00:21:11,430
I was walking up Southport Avenue...
358
00:21:11,598 --> 00:21:13,140
...when I saw little Casey.
359
00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:14,767
You didn't know his name.
360
00:21:14,976 --> 00:21:16,059
- A little boy.
- Yeah.
361
00:21:16,227 --> 00:21:17,978
- All alone.
- All alone.
362
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,314
And crying. I asked her
where her mom was.
363
00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:21,565
Not "her."
364
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:25,319
Oh, um, I asked him where his mom was
and he didn't know.
365
00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:28,655
He seemed upset,
so I gave him some chocolate.
366
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:31,450
Good, Debs. You're doing great.
367
00:21:31,618 --> 00:21:34,286
Veronica, go to the cleaners,
ask Mrs. Bergdoll...
368
00:21:34,454 --> 00:21:36,789
...to use the phone.
- That woman's a cold bitch.
369
00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:39,041
I've got something for that.
Don't worry.
370
00:21:39,209 --> 00:21:43,086
Hey, Mrs. B.
Can I use your phone really quick?
371
00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:45,047
I got some green bud
for your glaucoma.
372
00:21:45,215 --> 00:21:46,673
Hmm...
373
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,219
I saw a little boy with a Superman suit
walking down Grand.
374
00:21:50,386 --> 00:21:52,846
- And what time was that?
- About 15 minutes ago.
375
00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:55,849
I thought maybe this is the boy
everyone's talking about.
376
00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:58,143
I'm sorry. A Spider-Man suit?
377
00:21:58,311 --> 00:22:00,270
I didn't say Spider-Man.
I said Superman.
378
00:22:00,438 --> 00:22:02,231
He had a cape and he was with a girl.
379
00:22:02,398 --> 00:22:04,566
- Can you describe...?
- Asshole.
380
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:09,154
So I went to the phone outside
Connie's Pizza to call the police...
381
00:22:09,322 --> 00:22:13,075
...but I couldn't use the phone,
because it was broken.
382
00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:19,581
- And did you try to call anyone else?
- Yes, I did.
383
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,626
Oh. Right. I was standing on the street...
384
00:22:22,794 --> 00:22:26,129
...and I asked people who were passing
if I could use their phone.
385
00:22:26,297 --> 00:22:29,174
I said it was an emergency,
but no one listened.
386
00:22:29,342 --> 00:22:32,302
I don't know
if it was because I was young...
387
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:35,055
...or poor.
388
00:22:46,943 --> 00:22:48,610
Ha-ha-ha-ho!
389
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:55,701
Okay, let's see.
390
00:22:57,871 --> 00:22:59,788
Oh.
391
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,584
Frank?
392
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:05,168
Uh-oh.
393
00:23:05,336 --> 00:23:07,796
What am I gonna do?
394
00:23:09,424 --> 00:23:10,966
Stop?
395
00:23:27,817 --> 00:23:30,736
- Hi, Frank.
- Shit! Sorry, Karen.
396
00:23:30,904 --> 00:23:33,864
- I thought you were gone.
- Frank?
397
00:23:34,032 --> 00:23:35,157
Pass me a towel?
398
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,250
You got it all wet.
399
00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:49,171
A hand towel's fine.
And don't throw it, please.
400
00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:11,985
Casey!
401
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:16,406
- What time do you go into work today?
- Uh...
402
00:24:16,574 --> 00:24:18,283
- I go in at 6.
- You're going in early.
403
00:24:18,451 --> 00:24:21,078
Tell them you saw a little boy
in a Superman costume...
404
00:24:21,245 --> 00:24:22,913
...walking down Grand Avenue.
405
00:24:23,373 --> 00:24:25,332
What are you doing?
You're not on till 6.
406
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,585
I'm here now, what's the harm?
Gary, how you doing, man?
407
00:24:28,753 --> 00:24:30,671
- Another Old Style?
- Yup.
408
00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:36,134
Gosh, you know what?
I am feeling nostalgic today.
409
00:24:38,596 --> 00:24:41,056
Hear what I said?
I said I was feeling nostalgic.
410
00:24:41,224 --> 00:24:43,642
- What's "nostalgic"?
- Well, I'm glad you asked.
411
00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:48,188
I was walking to work and I saw this cute
little kid wearing a Superman costume.
412
00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:51,817
You know, with a cape and everything?
Takes you back. He was a cute kid.
413
00:24:54,195 --> 00:24:58,240
Yeah, Superman costume.
Cute little kid.
414
00:24:58,408 --> 00:25:01,785
- A little kid in a Superman costume?
- Superman costume, sandy hair.
415
00:25:01,953 --> 00:25:04,037
That's the boy that's missing. Where?
416
00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:06,373
On Grand.
I just passed him five minutes ago.
417
00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:10,502
- Well, we have to call that in, Kev.
- Yes, we do.
418
00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:13,005
How's my favorite lady?
419
00:25:13,172 --> 00:25:15,257
She'll be better
when her numbers come up...
420
00:25:15,425 --> 00:25:17,509
...and Allied Shippers
can kiss her fine black ass.
421
00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:21,471
- I got a good feeling.
- You say that every week.
422
00:25:21,639 --> 00:25:23,557
- Four vodka tonics?
- Only three today.
423
00:25:23,725 --> 00:25:25,183
Marilyn wants a virgin colada.
424
00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:29,187
She blacked out last night,
so she a little nervous.
425
00:25:30,148 --> 00:25:33,483
No, no, no. If I can't buy my girlfriend's
mom drinks, what good am I?
426
00:25:33,651 --> 00:25:34,901
No damn good.
427
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:38,238
- That's right. Can I get these for you?
- No, I got them.
428
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:40,449
Yes. He took it out.
429
00:25:42,744 --> 00:25:46,204
- You were right there. Yeah.
- I was. No, I was.
430
00:25:46,372 --> 00:25:48,665
Ladies, I'm just gonna
grab these glasses, okay?
431
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:51,668
You can grab anything of mine you like.
What's your name?
432
00:25:51,836 --> 00:25:53,295
- Kev.
- Kev.
433
00:25:53,463 --> 00:25:56,882
Well, that's nice and short
and easy to whisper.
434
00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:58,133
Like, "Do it again, Kev."
435
00:25:58,301 --> 00:25:59,551
- Heh.
- Uh-huh.
436
00:25:59,719 --> 00:26:01,219
Yeah, heh.
437
00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:03,138
Mr. Barkeep...
438
00:26:03,306 --> 00:26:06,433
...a large boilermaker.
439
00:26:07,852 --> 00:26:09,895
And keep them coming.
440
00:26:10,855 --> 00:26:13,190
Did you bring in the water heater
from the porch?
441
00:26:13,357 --> 00:26:15,150
- No.
- Well, it's not on the porch.
442
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:18,153
Seriously?
443
00:26:22,366 --> 00:26:24,993
Bunch of fucking animals.
444
00:26:25,161 --> 00:26:27,954
Steve, Debbie, Liam, we gotta go.
Fiona, you got Casey.
445
00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:29,831
I'll see you at Sheila's after.
446
00:26:29,999 --> 00:26:32,042
Hey, don't worry,
she's gonna be great.
447
00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:35,837
- She doesn't even seem sorry.
- She is, she's just a kid.
448
00:26:36,005 --> 00:26:38,507
She can't tell lies. She never could.
449
00:26:38,674 --> 00:26:40,217
We're all going to jail.
450
00:26:42,095 --> 00:26:43,887
Why can't I just take Casey back now?
451
00:26:44,055 --> 00:26:47,140
We can't let anybody see you with Casey
leaving our house.
452
00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:49,643
Fiona is gonna take Casey
to the rendezvous spot.
453
00:26:49,811 --> 00:26:52,729
She'll give him to you
and you'll take him back to his house.
454
00:26:52,897 --> 00:26:54,397
Otherwise, the plan won't work.
455
00:26:54,565 --> 00:26:57,859
Fiona is gonna go to Sheila's
to make sure she has an alibi.
456
00:26:58,027 --> 00:26:59,611
I don't think I can do this.
457
00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:05,200
Yeah, you're gonna be great, Debs.
Just don't fuck it up.
458
00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:12,124
- Hey, Debs?
- Yeah?
459
00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:15,794
Do you know why doctors, lawyers
and nurses are great liars?
460
00:27:15,962 --> 00:27:18,713
- No.
- Because they lie to help people.
461
00:27:18,881 --> 00:27:21,675
A doctor wouldn't tell a sick patient,
"You're gonna die."
462
00:27:21,843 --> 00:27:24,886
He would say, "We're doing
everything we can." Wouldn't he?
463
00:27:25,054 --> 00:27:26,388
Yeah?
464
00:27:26,556 --> 00:27:30,559
So pretend you're being a doctor today,
and tell a doctor's kind of lie.
465
00:27:30,726 --> 00:27:33,103
Can you be a doctor for me?
466
00:27:33,271 --> 00:27:35,313
Can I be a nurse?
467
00:27:35,481 --> 00:27:37,732
That's my girl.
468
00:27:40,444 --> 00:27:43,446
In a moment we will take you live
to the scene of the crime...
469
00:27:43,614 --> 00:27:46,324
...with our head correspondent,
Charles Catino.
470
00:27:46,492 --> 00:27:48,660
But first,
if you have any information...
471
00:27:48,828 --> 00:27:51,079
...regarding the whereabouts
of Casey Casden...
472
00:27:51,247 --> 00:27:53,915
...please call the number
at the bottom of your screen.
473
00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:55,083
Charles, are you there?
474
00:27:59,213 --> 00:28:00,881
Shots on me.
475
00:28:03,593 --> 00:28:05,552
You are soaking wet.
476
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,762
- Wipe it up.
- Get it. Get it.
477
00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,764
Check, please.
Can we have the check?
478
00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:16,605
Uh, so...
479
00:28:16,772 --> 00:28:18,732
...fixing up the basement?
- Mm-hm.
480
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:22,194
Gonna try.
Sheetrock that corner space for my bed.
481
00:28:22,361 --> 00:28:24,863
The other half's already paneled,
so I'm good there.
482
00:28:25,281 --> 00:28:27,824
Got a spot for the sink.
Toilet's already in.
483
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:32,162
So just run some cable
for the flat screen and I'm all set.
484
00:28:32,622 --> 00:28:34,706
So...
485
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:39,002
...that Sheila, she's something, huh?
Heh.
486
00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:41,379
That's one way to put it.
487
00:28:43,716 --> 00:28:45,383
Does your ass ever stop hurting?
488
00:28:46,844 --> 00:28:52,557
No. Advil's your best bet.
It helps with the inflammation.
489
00:28:53,517 --> 00:28:55,227
Hey, Kev.
490
00:28:55,394 --> 00:28:56,895
- Hey.
- See my friend?
491
00:28:57,063 --> 00:29:00,273
I know she acts like she hits
on everyone, but she doesn't.
492
00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:01,942
She likes you.
493
00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:03,860
Well, I'm flattered, but I can't.
494
00:29:04,028 --> 00:29:05,946
Kev, you wanna get to it?
495
00:29:06,113 --> 00:29:07,864
Oh, come on,
what could one little drink hurt?
496
00:29:08,032 --> 00:29:11,368
Um, you know. Really, no.
497
00:29:11,535 --> 00:29:14,412
Look, she doesn't care
if you have a girlfriend.
498
00:29:14,664 --> 00:29:15,789
Neither do I.
499
00:29:16,749 --> 00:29:18,959
Can you handle two?
500
00:29:21,963 --> 00:29:23,046
What, the both of you?
501
00:29:26,384 --> 00:29:27,926
Uh, I can't, really.
502
00:29:28,094 --> 00:29:31,137
Actually, I'm getting married.
503
00:29:31,305 --> 00:29:33,723
Wha...? What's that, now? Married?
504
00:29:33,891 --> 00:29:36,685
- No, no... Frank, can I get you a shot?
- Veronica?
505
00:29:36,852 --> 00:29:40,188
- Frank...
- Hey, Jess, roll out the champagne.
506
00:29:40,356 --> 00:29:43,316
- Our boy here's getting hitched.
- What?
507
00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:46,528
- Kev is marrying Veronica.
- Frank...
508
00:29:46,696 --> 00:29:48,905
- Carol. Carol, come here.
- Ahh!
509
00:29:49,073 --> 00:29:50,323
- No, Frank...
- Carol.
510
00:29:50,491 --> 00:29:52,242
- No, no, no.
- Carol.
511
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:53,535
No, no, no. Frank...
512
00:29:53,703 --> 00:29:56,121
Kev's making an honest woman
out of your daughter.
513
00:29:56,289 --> 00:29:57,622
- You what?
- Yeah!
514
00:29:57,790 --> 00:29:59,165
Oh, my God! Ha, ha.
515
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:01,501
To think I was drinking,
worrying about that missing boy.
516
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,837
- Who gives a shit about that now?
- Hey!
517
00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:06,965
- My daughter's getting married!
- Kev's getting married to Veronica.
518
00:30:08,634 --> 00:30:13,596
And I got the oldest bottle
of Asti Spumante.
519
00:30:13,973 --> 00:30:17,892
You have made me
the happiest woman in the world.
520
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:20,228
- I'm gonna go call Veronica.
- Wait, wait! No.
521
00:30:20,396 --> 00:30:22,856
She'll wanna call you.
Don't ruin the surprise.
522
00:30:23,024 --> 00:30:25,900
Okay, everybody, drinks on the house!
523
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,822
Here we go. One for the mama.
There you go.
524
00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:35,035
All right, one for the big daddy.
Now for the mama. There we go.
525
00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:36,953
Yeah!
526
00:30:37,121 --> 00:30:39,956
You're getting married!
527
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:44,252
Woo-hoo!
528
00:31:04,899 --> 00:31:06,608
Fiona Gallagher?
529
00:31:07,193 --> 00:31:08,234
Yeah.
530
00:31:08,694 --> 00:31:10,820
- Yeah, what about her?
- Nothing.
531
00:31:10,988 --> 00:31:12,864
Good.
532
00:31:17,203 --> 00:31:20,580
You really wanna hook up with her?
A lot of kids over there, man.
533
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:24,042
Heh. You're kidding, right?
Your marriage only lasted six weeks.
534
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:26,336
- Seven.
- And she wound up with the house.
535
00:31:27,171 --> 00:31:29,089
My car's paid off!
536
00:31:29,256 --> 00:31:31,674
You giving me advice is ridiculous.
537
00:31:51,153 --> 00:31:57,117
Fiona, what a pleasant surprise.
538
00:31:58,494 --> 00:31:59,536
They haven't found him yet?
539
00:32:01,414 --> 00:32:05,750
I can't stop thinking about
what his parents must be going through.
540
00:32:05,918 --> 00:32:07,669
I know.
541
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:11,256
Less than two hours
ago, a young boy only 2 years of age...
542
00:32:11,424 --> 00:32:13,716
Do you want a drink?
543
00:32:13,884 --> 00:32:17,220
I've got a lot of booze. No mixers.
544
00:32:17,388 --> 00:32:18,847
Cup of coffee would be great.
545
00:32:19,014 --> 00:32:21,808
Will not rest
until the little boy is returned home.
546
00:32:21,976 --> 00:32:23,226
Why don't I make it?
547
00:32:24,311 --> 00:32:27,021
Oh, don't mind me.
548
00:32:27,189 --> 00:32:31,151
I accidentally took three of my pills
instead of one.
549
00:32:31,318 --> 00:32:34,821
In just a moment we will take
you live to the scene of the crime...
550
00:32:34,989 --> 00:32:36,865
Hey, wait a second.
551
00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:41,077
Hi, mister. Hey there.
552
00:32:43,164 --> 00:32:45,206
How about giving me a big hug?
553
00:32:45,374 --> 00:32:48,543
I quote, "The city will not rest..."
554
00:32:54,675 --> 00:32:56,634
I'm gonna blush and then they'll know.
555
00:32:56,802 --> 00:32:59,596
I can't be a nurse.
I'm not patient, I hate bed pans.
556
00:32:59,763 --> 00:33:04,267
I can't walk in clogs,
and let's face it, I'm too small.
557
00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:07,896
Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
558
00:33:11,317 --> 00:33:13,443
- Peekaboo. Peeka...
- Oh, my God.
559
00:33:18,824 --> 00:33:19,908
Mommy!
560
00:33:20,409 --> 00:33:22,869
- Casey's back!
- I don't believe it.
561
00:33:23,037 --> 00:33:24,329
- Is it him?
- Mommy!
562
00:33:24,497 --> 00:33:27,373
- It is. It is.
- It's him, he's back.
563
00:33:32,213 --> 00:33:34,464
My baby. My baby.
564
00:33:34,632 --> 00:33:37,008
Where have you been?
We've been worried sick.
565
00:33:37,176 --> 00:33:38,384
Where did you find him?
566
00:33:38,552 --> 00:33:41,429
He was walking all by himself.
I didn't know where he lived.
567
00:33:41,597 --> 00:33:44,724
- Thank you, you're an angel.
- I don't... I don't...
568
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:47,685
I don't know how to thank you.
Uh, here, just, um...
569
00:33:48,521 --> 00:33:53,149
Here, take all... Take it. Take all of it. Just
take everything. Thank you. Thank you.
570
00:33:55,653 --> 00:33:57,070
I told you we'd find him.
571
00:33:57,238 --> 00:34:00,198
My Debbie found him.
A Gallagher saved the day.
572
00:34:00,366 --> 00:34:02,617
You bunch of losers. Heh.
573
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:07,080
Bye.
574
00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:10,625
That's Debs'.
575
00:34:10,793 --> 00:34:13,878
No, I'm just helping her.
576
00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:18,383
You're on my hand. You're...
577
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,178
All right, I am your father.
578
00:34:22,346 --> 00:34:24,847
Hey, Deb. Good job.
579
00:34:25,015 --> 00:34:27,684
- Fiona, you wanna come with us?
- Where?
580
00:34:27,851 --> 00:34:30,770
- We need to take Deb to the station.
- What for?
581
00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:32,564
We need to take a statement.
582
00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:36,693
She found him.
I mean, isn't that enough?
583
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,946
We need a statement.
You can stay with her.
584
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:43,408
Nurse Debbie can handle it.
585
00:34:43,617 --> 00:34:46,911
What I'm trying to tell you is...
586
00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:51,457
...that I have never seen her love
anybody...
587
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:54,752
- I mean, anybody...
- Come on.
588
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,881
No. Anybody as much as she loves you.
589
00:34:59,049 --> 00:35:00,967
- For real?
- Mm. For real.
590
00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:04,929
- Including her daddy. Mm-hm.
- No.
591
00:35:05,097 --> 00:35:06,681
Come on.
592
00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:11,894
Ooh, and, honey, she love him like...
Mm.
593
00:35:13,314 --> 00:35:15,940
Ooh. Mm.
594
00:35:18,819 --> 00:35:20,862
Shit.
595
00:35:28,787 --> 00:35:30,705
V!
596
00:35:31,373 --> 00:35:33,583
V!
597
00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:37,503
- V!
- Hey!
598
00:35:37,671 --> 00:35:40,089
V!
599
00:35:40,591 --> 00:35:43,885
You hear me?
I need to speak to Veronica Fisher.
600
00:35:44,053 --> 00:35:46,804
- What the hell?
- Would you shut up out there?
601
00:35:48,807 --> 00:35:52,518
- What are you doing?
- I'm here to tell you something.
602
00:35:52,686 --> 00:35:55,688
I mean, I'm here to ask you something.
603
00:35:55,856 --> 00:35:58,191
How did you get so drunk
in the afternoon?
604
00:36:02,363 --> 00:36:06,074
Veronica Fisher, will you do me
the honor of being my wife?
605
00:36:07,201 --> 00:36:11,287
- Yes, heh. Yeah! Yeah! Yes.
- Oh.
606
00:36:11,747 --> 00:36:14,082
- I love you, baby.
- Ha-ha-ha.
607
00:36:16,335 --> 00:36:17,752
I first saw him on Southport.
608
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,422
He caught my eye because
my baby brother Liam loves Superman.
609
00:36:21,590 --> 00:36:24,759
After I noticed he was alone,
I took his hand. He's a good walker.
610
00:36:24,927 --> 00:36:26,761
Very well-mannered for a toddler.
611
00:36:26,929 --> 00:36:29,722
I thought for sure
someone would let me use their phone.
612
00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:32,100
I'm just so shocked
at the lack of humanity.
613
00:36:32,267 --> 00:36:33,393
Yes, I'd love a cookie.
614
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,354
I remembered Grand Avenue
from my Aunt Ginger.
615
00:36:36,522 --> 00:36:40,233
Do they require you to wear a jacket
and tie, or is that your choice?
616
00:36:40,401 --> 00:36:42,193
I find it very sexy.
617
00:36:57,084 --> 00:37:00,128
- Big day.
- Yeah.
618
00:37:00,295 --> 00:37:01,337
Happy ending.
619
00:37:03,382 --> 00:37:04,799
Yep.
620
00:37:06,844 --> 00:37:11,514
You missed a good pot roast last week.
My mom really, uh, pulled out all the stops.
621
00:37:13,058 --> 00:37:14,892
Yeah.
622
00:37:16,395 --> 00:37:18,521
Sorry about that.
623
00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:30,700
That's so great about Debbie
finding that little Casey.
624
00:37:30,868 --> 00:37:34,996
Yeah, I know. He's lucky it was her
and not some crazy fucker.
625
00:37:36,582 --> 00:37:37,623
Like your new jeans.
626
00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:40,960
Oh, thanks. They didn't cheer me up
as much as I'd hoped.
627
00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:44,589
My house is so fucking weird.
I wish I'd been kidnapped.
628
00:37:44,757 --> 00:37:45,882
Is it that bad?
629
00:37:46,049 --> 00:37:48,009
You should have seen them
at breakfast.
630
00:37:48,177 --> 00:37:50,428
I can't imagine
what dinners are gonna be like.
631
00:37:50,637 --> 00:37:52,972
In fact, as soon as he gets down
to the bottom...
632
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,808
...I look back and there are
all these people behind us.
633
00:37:55,976 --> 00:37:59,353
- And I start yelling, "Go back! Go back!"
- Why? Heh.
634
00:37:59,521 --> 00:38:02,440
Because he stepped off of the thing
and just stopped there...
635
00:38:02,608 --> 00:38:05,234
...and there are all of these people...
Thank you, love.
636
00:38:05,402 --> 00:38:08,946
You know,
your house is Frank's wet dream.
637
00:38:09,114 --> 00:38:11,282
- Never gonna get him out.
- Mm-mm.
638
00:38:11,784 --> 00:38:16,204
Wanna sneak into my backyard
and do it on the tire swing?
639
00:38:17,414 --> 00:38:20,041
- Lip?
- Wait, I'm thinking.
640
00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:23,085
Well, I guess
sometimes there are happy endings.
641
00:38:23,253 --> 00:38:25,505
Casey Casden,
the little boy who disappeared...
642
00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:29,217
...from his own front yard earlier today,
has been delivered home...
643
00:38:29,384 --> 00:38:30,593
...safe and sound.
644
00:38:30,803 --> 00:38:31,886
Thank you, Lisa.
645
00:38:32,054 --> 00:38:34,764
- That is indeed great, great news.
- Fiona.
646
00:38:34,932 --> 00:38:37,225
In other matters, a medical...
647
00:38:41,438 --> 00:38:43,105
What's up?
648
00:38:44,233 --> 00:38:45,233
Um...
649
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,442
For Debbie.
650
00:38:48,946 --> 00:38:51,030
Okay. Mm-hm?
651
00:38:54,493 --> 00:38:57,245
Hey, Debs. Look what Steve bought.
652
00:38:57,412 --> 00:38:59,247
Oh, my God. For me?
653
00:38:59,414 --> 00:39:03,042
Absolutely.
For doing such a great job today.
654
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,211
- Thank you.
- What are you gonna name her?
655
00:39:06,588 --> 00:39:11,008
Gin-Gin. After Aunt Ginger.
Let's go up to my room. We can play.
656
00:39:13,053 --> 00:39:16,973
Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so funny, heh.
657
00:39:17,641 --> 00:39:20,434
Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so much fun.
658
00:39:32,698 --> 00:39:37,243
Kev, babe, wake up.
It's time to get drunk again.
659
00:39:39,079 --> 00:39:42,874
Six-ninety, 700, 710...
660
00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:46,961
...715 exactly.
661
00:39:51,466 --> 00:39:53,175
Hmm... Ah!
662
00:40:03,645 --> 00:40:07,356
- Thanks for buying her that doll.
- Not a problem.
663
00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:11,986
- You know what'd feel great right now?
- Hmm?
664
00:40:12,154 --> 00:40:14,488
A long, hot shower.
665
00:40:14,656 --> 00:40:16,991
I'll wash your back.
666
00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:23,497
Shit.
667
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:26,918
No hot water.
668
00:40:29,463 --> 00:40:32,381
You really are beautiful.
669
00:40:34,176 --> 00:40:36,052
Like...
670
00:40:37,971 --> 00:40:41,223
I hope I'm not fucking up the kids.
671
00:40:43,143 --> 00:40:45,394
Fiona?
672
00:40:46,897 --> 00:40:49,857
Fiona, where are you?
673
00:40:52,569 --> 00:40:53,736
Here.
674
00:40:54,237 --> 00:40:55,613
Fiona!
675
00:40:56,907 --> 00:40:58,950
- Hey, hey.
- Mommy.
676
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:04,163
What the hell? Champagne?
677
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:05,456
I'm getting married.
678
00:41:06,249 --> 00:41:07,541
Oh, my God!
679
00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:15,925
Bitches, start planning
the bachelorette party.
680
00:41:16,093 --> 00:41:18,344
- Congratulations.
- Are you drunk?
681
00:41:18,512 --> 00:41:20,888
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
682
00:41:21,056 --> 00:41:23,933
She's just happy
you're getting married.
683
00:41:24,393 --> 00:41:25,768
She's great.
684
00:41:25,936 --> 00:41:30,272
Yeah, man. She's a good egg.
She deserves it.
685
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,358
Yes, but does she deserve you,
you bastard?
686
00:41:34,486 --> 00:41:38,322
No. Nobody does.
687
00:41:58,593 --> 00:42:02,304
Take the Advil now.
You wanna stay ahead of the pain.
688
00:42:15,527 --> 00:42:16,569
Congratulations.
689
00:42:20,782 --> 00:42:24,118
- Penny for your thoughts.
- Really, Grandma?
690
00:42:24,286 --> 00:42:29,123
I know. I'm a 60-year-old lady
with the vaj of a newborn.
691
00:42:33,378 --> 00:42:35,087
You know I love you guys, right?
692
00:42:35,255 --> 00:42:37,423
I couldn't raise these kids
without you and V.
693
00:42:37,591 --> 00:42:42,553
They borrow your shit all the time.
I'm sorry. I know it's lame. But thanks.
694
00:42:43,305 --> 00:42:46,390
I don't know how I'd do it
without you guys. I love you so much.
695
00:42:46,558 --> 00:42:48,059
I'm just so happy for you both.
696
00:42:48,226 --> 00:42:52,063
Yeah, yeah. You know that Jägermeister
really makes you chatty, right?
697
00:42:52,230 --> 00:42:53,272
You know that?
698
00:42:56,359 --> 00:42:57,651
Look at V.
699
00:42:58,653 --> 00:43:00,529
Isn't she beautiful?
700
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,492
Yeah. She sure is.
701
00:43:08,538 --> 00:43:09,914
What the hell is that?
702
00:43:14,127 --> 00:43:16,003
- Sign right there, please.
- Debbie?
703
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,843
What is this?
704
00:43:23,762 --> 00:43:26,097
It's our new water heater.
I got it on sale.
705
00:43:26,264 --> 00:43:27,681
- All right, Deb.
- Ha, ha.
706
00:43:27,849 --> 00:43:29,350
And free delivery.
707
00:43:29,518 --> 00:43:33,354
- They said because I'm a hero.
- That you are, my girl.
708
00:43:34,189 --> 00:43:36,148
- Oh, man.
- Heh.
709
00:43:36,316 --> 00:43:40,194
You're gonna go to the back and make
a sharp left and install it in the kitchen.
710
00:43:40,654 --> 00:43:42,530
- Right on back.
- Yeah, straight down.
711
00:43:42,697 --> 00:43:44,031
Bump.
712
00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:47,952
- By the way, I call the first hot shower.
- How much did that set you back?
713
00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:50,287
That was something, huh?
714
00:43:51,123 --> 00:43:53,040
Yeah.
715
00:43:54,543 --> 00:43:56,585
You know,
for a guy who just got engaged...
716
00:43:56,753 --> 00:43:59,588
...you don't seem very happy
to be getting married.
717
00:44:03,051 --> 00:44:05,469
It's because I'm already married.
718
00:44:50,974 --> 00:44:52,766
Debs, you gotta get ready for school.
719
00:44:53,935 --> 00:44:55,978
I can't go to school.
720
00:44:56,897 --> 00:44:57,938
Why not?
721
00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:03,068
Gin-Gin had me up half the night
with diarrhea.
722
00:45:03,236 --> 00:45:04,695
Oh.
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