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Oh, good, I caught you.
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Do I smell poi?
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I�m making some Hawaiian munchies for our luau tonight.
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Tonight?
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Sabrina, it�s the Other Realm Independence Weekend.
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Hilda and Zelda already left.
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I�m not going.
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I�m tired of the crowds, the exploding quasars are the same every year, and there�s always a traffic jam at the event horizon.
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But I need you to film the fireworks for me.
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I�d do it myself if I weren�t cata-nong grata.
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Sorry, Salem, but my roommates and I have organised the whole thing.
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I mean, we even put a down payment on a pig.
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And once you�ve ordered a pig together, there�s no turning back.
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Well, if this dumb luau�s so important, how about I stick around and film it for you?
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My new mini-cam can do all sorts of effects.
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Oh, well, so can I.
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Um, do you prefer a dissolve, a swish pan or a smash cut?
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You wouldn�t!
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How about the classic fade out?
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Very funny, you�re a regular Alfred Witchcock.
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Oh, shoot!
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I hope that�s a raisin.
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Aloha, luau central.
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Hey, Rox No, I�ve never bought puka shells before.
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Fine, I�ll help you shell the puka�s.
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Oh, my God!
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The, the, the microwave!
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What about it?
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It was floating!
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Really?
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I didn�t know it came with that option.
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No indication of a power-surge.
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The cord looks fine.
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How can a microwave float?
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More importantly, how can it cook a whole salmon in under ten seconds?
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These things are wild!
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I�m serious, Sabrina!
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We just experienced a supernatural phenomenon for which we have no logical explanation!
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Maybe we have a ghost?
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A ghost?
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Wow!
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I�ve always wanted to hunt a ghost.
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You know, I hear they�re easy to bag, but hard to strap to the hood.
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Finally, my chance to go mano a mano with a supernatural being.
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Well if anyone can frighten a ghost, it�s you.
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So, how are your coconuts?
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Well, firm, yet surprisingly comfortable.
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I�m so glad you came.
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Oh, Josh!
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This is a surprise.
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I�m so.
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glad you could make it.
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Hey, roast a pig and I�m there.
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Sabrina, what is my ex-boyfriend doing here?
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Um, he�s my friend.
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And, besides, you said it was OK.
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Oh, I must have been tweezing or waxing at the time.
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You know that you can�t talk to me then!
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Hi, who are you?
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What do you mean by that?
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Let me put this another way.
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Who invited you?
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Stop grilling me!
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What are you, the CIA?
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Miles, your friend is here!
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Garth, you made it!
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Argh, Sabrina, this is Garth.
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Oh, hey, nice to meet you.
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What�s in the bag?
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It�s an Ectoplex five thousand energy detector.
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Oh, well, can it detect when we're out of dip?
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I don�t know, I�ll check.
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Argh, that was a joke.
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After the flying microwave incident I asked for Garth�s help.
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The Ectoplex zeros in on paranormal energy fields and supernatural phenomena.
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Well, that dovetails nicely with the whole Hawaiian theme.
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It will solve the mystery of what�s going on in this house.
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Find out if there are any.
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poltergeists, witches, extraterrestrial�s.
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Witches?
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Yeah, it�s just two clicks up the dial from doppelganger.
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There�s definitely something not normal in this house.
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Oh, you think?
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I gotta' go straighten my poi.
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Oh, what a fantastic evening.
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There is nothing better for the ego than seeing your ex-boyfriend tripping over his grass skirt.
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I can�t believe nobody touched my poi.
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Although, my coconuts were a big hit.
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I have checked all the bedrooms and the closets, and, Morgan, while you do have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity.
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You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer?
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For your own protection!
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Okay, playtimes over.
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Put down the toy and start drying.
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Oh!
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Major paranormal activity in the kitchen.
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Oh, come on Miles, that�s just a black Frisbee on a stick!
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The thing obviously doesn�t work right.
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I mean, look, it�s gone haywire!
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Well, that�s because, according to the gauge, it�s closer to the source of the abnormality.
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There�s nothing abnormal about Sabrina!
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Point it at Roxie.
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Maybe Morgan�s the one who�s not normal?
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I�m getting nothing from you either.
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Oh, trust me, you never will.
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This, this is creepy.
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OK.
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You know, Miles, if you turn it off, I�ll explain everything.
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I don�t know how to tell you guys this, but, I�m psychic.
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Are you kidding?
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Half the time you can�t find you own keys.
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This is nothing to do with being psychic.
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There is a supernatural presence here and, I�m guessing it needs a human host to survive.
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Or, in your case, hostess.
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Oh, so, what are you saying?
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That, that, that there�s some paranormal parasite leeching off Sabrina?
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Exactly.
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But, don�t worry, Sabrina, whatever this other worldly thing is, I�m gonna' expose it, annihilate it and blast it out of this house forever.
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Oh, that�s so sweet.
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Um, you know, don�t go to any trouble on my account.
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Salem, I�m in serious trouble.
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Miles got his hands on some paranormal energy detector and he keeps pointing it at me.
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Relax!
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Most of those detectors are a joke.
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There�s only one that really works.
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The Ectoplex five thousand?
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That�s the one.
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It keeps going berserk around me!
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What am I gonna' do?
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I mean, besides get exposed and vaporised?
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I knew this day would come.
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Sabrina, it�s time for the talk.
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Most girls get it from their mother's, I get it from the cat.
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Mortals with Ectoplex machines are only interested in one thing.
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You need to use protection.
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Protection?
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An anti-detection force field.
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You can get it at the Other Realm drug store, aisle seven, and don�t let the clerk intimidate you.
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OK, I�ve got my anti-detection force field.
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To remove child-proof cap, line up arrows, squeeze, twist, push down and.
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I knew I should have gotten the roll-on.
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Here goes.
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Tingly.
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All right, now it�s time to give that Ectoplex a flex.
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OK, if I were a paranoid conspiracy nut hunting a ghost, where would I hide my detector?
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Bingo!
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Ah, this force field is perfect.
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From paranormal to normal in just one easy sprit.
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Wa-who!
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Hey, it looks like we�ve got a squatter in the ceiling.
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Put that thing down!
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Who said that?
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You�re not scaring me!
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All right, maybe just a little.
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Boo!
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A lot!
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Who are you?
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And what are you doing in my living room?
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Your living room?
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I lived in this house for thirty years and I�ve been here for forty.
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That would make you.
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Dead.
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But still a live-wire.
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So, you�re a ghost?
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Excuse me!
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I find that uncomfortable.
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Sorry.
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You should be.
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If you hadn�t used your stupid magic, nobody would have been looking for spirits.
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I could still be floating around in my underwear watching a Celtic�s game.
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Ewgh!
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Oh, look, how was I supposed to know there was a ghost here?
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It�s not like the housing ad said three plus two and a half plus ghost.
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All I know is, your friends wanna' take somebody down and there�s not enough room here for both of us.
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So, mark my words missy, if anyone gets blasted out of here, it�s you.
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What ever happened to the concept of the friendly ghost?
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Urban legend!
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Listen up, and listen good, ghost.
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I can�t get blasted out of here, alright.
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This is the only good housing left near campus.
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Wait a minute, what am I worried about?
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I have a force field and room-mates that like me.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, you�re here.
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We were just leaving.
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No, no, no, no, no wait!
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You don�t have to go.
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Look, everything�s fine.
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Whatever was making this machine go off before is gone.
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Look, see?
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Huh, nothing.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Oh, I guess I should call that breeder and cancel the Doberman.
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And I can stop sleeping with garlic and a cross.
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Here, you got mail.
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What are you doing?
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Argh.
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I�m getting into improv.
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I�m gonna' start a one woman show, I�m gonna' call it, um.
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insane person opens mail.
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Oh, I get the isnae part.
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What�s with you, Spellman?
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Nothing!
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I�m argh, I�m just gonna' put this over here for um.
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for safe keeping.
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Argh, you know what, I.
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I need a soda.
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On second thought, you know, water sounds really good today.
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I can�t believe I�m gonna' say this, but, Miles is right, there�s something very weird going on with you.
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No, no, no it�s not!
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But, argh.
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who are you gonna' believe?
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What, a kook like Miles, or the most level headed person in this house?
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Never buy conditioner at a garage sale.
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Paranormal extermination.
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Here�s one.
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Gary�s unwanted energy removal.
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Licensed and bonded in both realms� Perfect.
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Gary, at your service.
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What seams to be the phenomenon?
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Got a ghost,Gary and if I don�t get rid of him I�ll be thrown out of this house and lose the best friends I�ve ever had.
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Oh, yeah.
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Huh-hu.
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You�ve definitely got yourself a ghost.
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But, don�t worry, you�re in good hands with Gary.
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At least, you will be when I come back first thing Monday morning.
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Whoa!
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What�re you talking about?
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I need an exterminator now!
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I�d love to help you out, but it�s Other Realm Independence weekend.
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Fireworks start in two hours.
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Family's waiting for me.
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It�s little Gary�s first big bang.
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Oh, forget about little Gary.
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What about me?
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All right, OK, OK.
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Argh, here�s what I can do for you.
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A kazoo?
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How�s this gonna' help me get rid of a ghost?
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It won't, but, you know, I�ve always found, that in stressful times, funny music can be very therapeutic.
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Hey, he�s right, this is kind of soothing.
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Obviously, you�re not a big fan of funny music.
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Hey, Sabrina!
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Hey guys, what�s that?
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Your salvation.
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That is the E.X.T.Paranormal Ion Eliminator.
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With turbo.
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Lock and load.
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Whatever�s living inside you is going to be blasted to smithereens.
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According to the manual, you may feel a slight pinch.
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Oh, well, you know, as, as much as I wanna' be saved, I, I think I can wait until Monday.
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It�ll only take a second.
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She blew up the Ion Eliminator!
253
00:12:09,581 --> 00:12:12,040
What kind of all powerful, supernatural force are we dealing with?
254
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:16,212
One that can give us a nice tan.
255
00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,465
Sabrina, you�re brighter than the core in a refinery!
256
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,466
But I don�t want you to panic.
257
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That�s my job.
258
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,519
Let�s go.
259
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,899
I think I feel that pinch you were talking about!
260
00:12:25,903 --> 00:12:26,812
That was me.
261
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,652
And now they�re afraid of me and I don�t know what to do.
262
00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:31,734
Are you even listening to me Salem?
263
00:12:31,737 --> 00:12:33,616
You�re talking on the phone to your cat?
264
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:36,037
Oh, it�s my uncleSalem.
265
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,079
Give my best to Aunt Newport.
266
00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:39,960
What are you wearing?
267
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:41,632
Anti-contamination gear.
268
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:43,013
We felt this situation warranted it.
269
00:12:43,015 --> 00:12:43,554
We?
270
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,924
Aren�t they darling?
271
00:12:44,926 --> 00:12:46,885
Oh, yeah, they�re real cute.
272
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:47,726
Stand back.
273
00:12:47,728 --> 00:12:50,187
These suits are guaranteed against nuclear spills.
274
00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:50,649
Not you.
275
00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:52,109
OK, this is ridiculous.
276
00:12:52,111 --> 00:12:53,820
I�m the same Sabrina that I always was.
277
00:12:53,822 --> 00:12:55,611
Your roommate, your friend.
278
00:12:55,614 --> 00:12:57,743
We pulled all-nighters together.
279
00:12:57,745 --> 00:12:58,994
We just had a luau, remember?
280
00:12:58,996 --> 00:13:04,545
I made the poi, Miles, you peeled papayas, Roxie, you filleted the pig and Morgan.
281
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,509
you supervised.
282
00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:10,260
We�re friends with Sabrina, not the evil spirit that dwells within her.
283
00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:11,303
So, what�s the deal?
284
00:13:11,305 --> 00:13:15,064
Are you some kind of goblin thingy, or an alien life-form trying to colonise earth?
285
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:17,356
Is that why you lent me your red sweater?
286
00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,278
To collect my human DNA?
287
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,409
I never lent you my red sweater.
288
00:13:21,412 --> 00:13:23,701
I withdraw the question.
289
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,912
Look, what are you guys gonna do?
290
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Wear those suits whenever you�re around me?
291
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:28,965
This is only a stopgap measure.
292
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:30,506
Until you�re cage arrives.
293
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:31,337
What cage?
294
00:13:31,339 --> 00:13:34,098
The one that will hold you until your bubble has been built.
295
00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:35,510
I�m not living in a bubble!
296
00:13:35,512 --> 00:13:36,471
Yet.
297
00:13:36,472 --> 00:13:43,271
But, in the mean time, I�ve contacted a prominent paranormal researcher who�s interested in meeting you and perhaps dissecting you.
298
00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:44,736
I�m not a frog.
299
00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:46,197
Can you prove that?
300
00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:47,908
Okay, you know what?
301
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,619
You guys don�t have to worry about being contaminated anymore.
302
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:54,422
I think it would be better for all of us if I just moved back in with my Aunts.
303
00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,478
We still get to keep the outfits, right?
304
00:14:04,902 --> 00:14:06,521
Hey, Sabrina, that luau rocked!
305
00:14:06,524 --> 00:14:12,153
I�ll tell you, there�s nothing better for the ego than seeing your ex-girlfriend jealous about how great you look in a grass skirt.
306
00:14:12,158 --> 00:14:12,957
That�s nice, Josh.
307
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:13,957
What�s wrong?
308
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,078
You don�t seem like yourself today.
309
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,839
Oh, you�re not the first person to say that.
310
00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:17,840
Oh, yeah?
311
00:14:17,842 --> 00:14:18,631
Anything you wanna' talk about?
312
00:14:18,632 --> 00:14:19,881
It wouldn�t do any good.
313
00:14:19,883 --> 00:14:23,012
There�s somebody living in my house that says it�s not big enough for both of us.
314
00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:24,184
Oh, I hear you.
315
00:14:24,186 --> 00:14:25,895
Morgan can be really selfish.
316
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,816
It�s not Morgan, and who it is doesn�t matter.
317
00:14:27,819 --> 00:14:31,318
The point is, if I don�t figure out a way to deal with this, I may never live in that house again.
318
00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:34,320
Well, Roxie is a tough nut to crack.
319
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:36,622
Why don�t you just sit her down and have a heart to heart?
320
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:41,664
It�s not Roxie and I have a feeling that the person I have a problem with really isn�t into heart to hearts.
321
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:46,427
I think if the two of you could just discuss your feelings, I�m sure you could come to an understanding with Miles.
322
00:14:46,432 --> 00:14:47,391
Would you stop guessing?
323
00:14:47,392 --> 00:14:49,761
I have to stop, I just ran out of roommates.
324
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,683
This person is impossible.
325
00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:55,274
I, I tried to work it out, but there�s so much hostility I�m dealing with.
326
00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:59,907
I�m not a psychologist, but anyone that angry probably has unresolved issues.
327
00:14:59,911 --> 00:15:00,660
Huh.
328
00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:02,791
Unresolved issues, there�s a thought.
329
00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:03,832
Thanks Josh.
330
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,923
Hey, just tell me one more thing.
331
00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:07,544
Is this new roommate male or female?
332
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:09,596
Argh, well, he used to be male.
333
00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:13,018
He�s got a lot of unresolved issues.
334
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:27,578
OK, Mr.Ghost, we need to talk.
335
00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:29,250
I�m indisposed.
336
00:15:29,252 --> 00:15:31,541
And the name is Marv!
337
00:15:31,544 --> 00:15:34,343
Well, when you�ve finished up, I�d like to have a word with you.
338
00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:36,175
What do you want?
339
00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:43,066
Marv, argh, you know, I don�t mean to sound critical, but you seem to have a lot of pent-up frustration, and I�m just wondering what happened to make you so hostile?
340
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:47,611
Well if you must know , I lost my wife.
341
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,364
I�m sorry.
342
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,165
She died?
343
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:52,166
No, I died, stupid!
344
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,247
Keep up.
345
00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:55,548
So, she�s still alive.
346
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,839
Yes.
347
00:15:56,841 --> 00:16:05,100
That�s why I keep hanging around here, hoping that Betty will get nostalgic for our life together and come back.
348
00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:07,186
So, that�s all you want, to see your wife again?
349
00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:08,148
Oh, yes.
350
00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:10,488
And to give her the present I made for her.
351
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,240
It�s been collecting dust up in the attic for ten years.
352
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:14,742
Let me ask you something.
353
00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:19,003
What if, I found Betty, brought her here, and gave her your gift?
354
00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:21,086
I�d be eternally grateful.
355
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,587
Grateful enough to leave this place forever?
356
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,339
Yes.
357
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:26,850
The paranoid kid with the ukulele is driving me crazy.
358
00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,144
I�ll bet this house brings back memories for you.
359
00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:33,355
What a dump.
360
00:16:33,357 --> 00:16:35,196
Well, we find it quaint.
361
00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:39,827
I mean, sure, the mouldings crooked, the windows stick and, you know, there�s a few leaky fixtures.
362
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,121
That�s Marv for you.
363
00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:42,622
Thought he could fix everything himself.
364
00:16:42,624 --> 00:16:44,173
He was all thumbs.
365
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:48,554
Oh, well, what gifted thumbs they were, and look what he built with those little, chubby things.
366
00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:51,227
I found this in the attic, and I think it belongs to you.
367
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:52,769
Looks like Marv�s handy work.
368
00:16:52,771 --> 00:16:55,810
Painstakingly crafted with popsicle sticks and gum.
369
00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:59,692
Well, you know, it�s not easy to make a jewellery box with no right-angles.
370
00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:01,285
Plus, it�s the thought that counts.
371
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,576
What in the world?
372
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:06,167
Twenty thousand shares of the Microsoft Corporation.
373
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,209
Are they the baby-powder people?
374
00:17:08,212 --> 00:17:10,132
They�re the people who�ve just made you rich!
375
00:17:11,424 --> 00:17:12,513
I can�t believe it.
376
00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:15,514
Marv never picked a winner the whole time we were married.
377
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:16,896
He picked you.
378
00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:20,228
Oh, thanks, doll, but don�t think you�re getting your hands on any of my money.
379
00:17:21,731 --> 00:17:24,490
Right, well, it�s nice meeting you too, Betty.
380
00:17:24,493 --> 00:17:27,453
Now I know why he loved you so much.
381
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:32,667
Oh, thank you Sabrina.
382
00:17:32,669 --> 00:17:35,298
I can�t tell you how good it was to see her again.
383
00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:37,130
Isn�t she an angel?
384
00:17:37,132 --> 00:17:38,932
OK.
385
00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,353
Oh, well, a deal�s a deal.
386
00:17:42,356 --> 00:17:44,395
I guess I�ll be moving on.
387
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,236
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
388
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:45,817
Wait a minute.
389
00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:47,987
I need you to help me fix things with my roommates.
390
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:50,239
I mean, they think I�m some sort of supernatural freak!
391
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,490
Right, I have an idea.
392
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:55,622
What if they all have supernatural powers?
393
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,124
Then we could write a comic book about them.
394
00:17:58,127 --> 00:18:00,676
Oh, the living.
395
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,929
You guys kill me.
396
00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:06,481
All right, everybody�s home.
397
00:18:06,483 --> 00:18:07,732
Are you ready to wreak some havoc?
398
00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:09,194
My speciality.
399
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:17,707
I miss Sabrina, but it is nice to have the house back to normal.
400
00:18:17,711 --> 00:18:19,961
Anyone wanna' split a pig salad sandwich?
401
00:18:22,794 --> 00:18:24,383
I take back what I said about normal.
402
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:25,464
Roxie, don�t move!
403
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:27,885
I�m the only one in the kitchen, right?
404
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:30,438
Yeah, yeah, except for the spirit possessing you!
405
00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:33,270
Hey!
406
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:34,691
I was gonna win that game!
407
00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:36,362
It looks like you�re possessed too!
408
00:18:36,364 --> 00:18:38,533
All you women are freaks of nature!
409
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,654
I knew it.
410
00:18:39,656 --> 00:18:41,286
And I like it!
411
00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:47,301
Oh, this is not good.
412
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:53,433
I have a very sensitive inner-ear!
413
00:18:56,518 --> 00:18:58,727
Well, it looks like my work here is done.
414
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,529
It�s been a pleasure haunting you.
415
00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:01,610
Thanks, Marv.
416
00:19:01,612 --> 00:19:04,701
You know, just out of curiosity, where are you off to?
417
00:19:04,704 --> 00:19:06,333
I have to see a man about a bright light.
418
00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:08,295
right after I make a pit-stop.
419
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,639
Hey, guys, what�s going on?
420
00:19:14,641 --> 00:19:16,010
We�re clearing out of here.
421
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:17,051
Grab all you can carry.
422
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,312
It turns out it wasn�t just you.
423
00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:19,432
The whole house is possessed.
424
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:23,353
And unlike scantily clad teenagers in slasher movies, we know when to leave!
425
00:19:23,357 --> 00:19:23,986
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
426
00:19:23,987 --> 00:19:26,406
My Aunt Zelda explained why all these strange things have been happening.
427
00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:32,408
She says it�s due to massive solar flares, argh, miss-alignment of the planets and, argh, some inflamed asteroids.
428
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:37,712
So, you�re saying it�s a rare convergence of celestial events that has disrupted electro magnetic fields?
429
00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:38,426
Exactly!
430
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:41,347
And it�s not going to happen again for like another kagillien years.
431
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,849
So, it�s gonna be over soon, and we don�t have to leave here?
432
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:44,350
That�s right.
433
00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,851
Oh, thank goodness.
434
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:49,232
I was dreading the thought of packing up all my skin-care products.
435
00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:50,984
I might as well give this back to Garth.
436
00:19:50,986 --> 00:19:56,495
I�ve gotta� say, I�m a little disappointed, I was really hoping to finally encounter a supernatural entity.
437
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,249
I�m beginning to think it�s never gonna happen.
438
00:19:58,252 --> 00:20:00,131
Oh, don�t despair, Miles.
439
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,553
You know, I�d be willing to bet you�re a little closer than you think.
440
00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:16,241
Hey, I�m Gary, and I�m here to flush out your ghost.
441
00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:19,244
Unfortunately we never had a ghost.
442
00:20:20,627 --> 00:20:24,126
Wow, that�s a great rig you got there Gary, where did you get it?
443
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:25,459
The Other Realm.
444
00:20:25,461 --> 00:20:27,050
The Other Realm?
445
00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:31,511
Hey, that�s code for a covert CIA operation in Central America, isn�t it?
446
00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:32,684
Oh, jeez!
447
00:20:32,686 --> 00:20:33,225
You�re, argh.
448
00:20:33,226 --> 00:20:34,725
you�re not from the Other Realm, are you?
449
00:20:34,727 --> 00:20:36,646
No, but I'm willing to sign up.
450
00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:38,399
Don�t call us, we�ll call you!
451
00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:45,124
What do you know?
452
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:49,724
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