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Moving on, let's reviewthe stats for 2018.
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The metrics from December
are now available.
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Looking back over the year,
we've loaded 48 ships
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with 3,200 tons of ammunition.
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That's up nine percent
from 2017.
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Along with a 15% reduction
in workplace injuries.
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Not too shabby.
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Keep doing what you're doing.
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Next, we have
an update
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on the pier replacement proposal
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and its, uh...
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What's that?
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What is what, ma'am?
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Nothing.
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Sorry.
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Back to the proposal.
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The...
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- the pier...
- Is she okay?
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...propo... propo...
What's happening?
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Ma'am, can you
hear me? Ma'am.
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Get some pressure
on the bleeding.
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I'm calling 911.
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LA 10x12 ♪
The Sound of Silence
Original Air Date on January 6,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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♪♪
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How's this possible?
How is every hotel room
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in Kauai booked?
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- Oh, I just found a suite in Maui.
- Oh.
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For $4,000 a night.
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Wow, that's fantastic,
as long as it's
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buy one night,
get 12 nights free.
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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- Hey.
- Change tactics.
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You check out Tahiti,
I'm gonna check out Fiji.
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Okay.
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So, uh, is this a case,
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or are we tracking down rum smugglers?
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No, we're trying to plan
our honeymoon.
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Ah.
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It's getting
kind of late, right?
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It's two
months away.
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Yeah, but isn't March
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the month when everyone
goes on spring break?
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Families, college kids.
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Super helpful. That's what
that is. Just super...
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helpful.
- You know what,
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why don't we
ditch our beach idea altogether.
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Let's go to Italy.
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We'll do, like,
a gastronomy trip.
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There's culture,
there's history.
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What? No.
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That's what people do
when they retire.
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Baby, I want to do
something active.
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You want to surf.
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- Maybe.
- You know, they say marriage
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is about compromise.
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Sam, help us out--
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where's your dream vacation?
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Hit me.
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I want to take the kids
to Egypt.
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That's what I'm talking about.
They get to learn about
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the pyramids, about the Sphinx,
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about the cradle
of civilization.
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Actually, we're gonna
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keep it active.
We're gonna
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go scuba diving in the Red Sea.
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Ha! See, that's what
I'm talking about.
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You know why
he's doing that?
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He's not 107.
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Callen, what's your
dream vacation?
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- I don't know.
- I think you're asking the wrong guy.
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He has 44 days of
unused vacation time.
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What?!
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What do you want me to tell you?
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- I happen to like my job.
- Mm.
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Callen, everybody needs
some time off.
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I took a couple three-day
weekends last year.
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Three...
Buddy, that makes me sad,
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in my heart, for you.
You want to know
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where the happiest people
on the planet are?
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- Where?
- Denmark.
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And you want
to know why?
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Why?
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Because they have
the shortest workdays
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and they have five weeks
paid vacation.
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I would love to go to Denmark.
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T-That's not why I...
I don't want to go
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to Denmark. That's not
why I brought it up.
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Wait, guys, have you
considered Iceland?
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Okay, activity-wise,
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you could hike a glacier.
Or paddle a fjord.
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And, culturally,
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there are these incredible
Viking museums.
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All righty, then.
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We have a case.
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There we are.
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Reykjavik average
temperature in March--
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ooh, it's a balmy 28 degrees.
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I hear the ice hotels
are very romantic.
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This is Commander Valerie
Torres, head of logistics
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at Naval Weapons Station
Seal Beach.
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- Ouch.
- Yeah, she didn't quite
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make it through her
staff meeting this morning.
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That looks like more
than a bump on the head.
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Uh, major concussion. Still
hospitalized and unconscious.
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That sounds like
a medical case.
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Except,
over the past week,
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she's been concerned
someone's trying to kill her.
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Someone in particular?
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Uh, it's all pretty vague.
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She's requested security
escorts to and from her car.
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Could be related
to a personnel issue.
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Or it could be related to all
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the weapons
for the Pacific fleet.
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She's in charge of 500,000
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square feet of
ammunition storage.
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Including Tomahawks for our
guided missile destroyers.
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Yeah, you disrupt command,
you disrupt operations.
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And you could use the diversion
to steal from the weapons cache.
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Which is why
we got the Bat-Signal.
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Well, the good news is it's
no longer rush hour on the 405.
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Well, the good news is also
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that, at low tide,
the weapons station jetty's
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got this killer left break.
I could go surf.
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Sam and I will
take Seal Beach.
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- Oh!
- Why don't you and Kensi
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go down to see Torres
in the hospital?
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Which is in
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Los Alamitos.
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Just a mere six miles
from the beach.
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Yeah, someone's got to be there
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when she wakes up.
- Which could be tomorrow.
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Then you wait.
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Like you do
for the perfect wave.
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That's not funny.
That's bullying.
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That's not bullying.
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Bullying-adjacent.
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It's not bullying-anything.
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Room 112, there,
on the left.
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Commander Torres?
Good morning.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I took a red-eye from
the East Coast last night.
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No problem.
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I'm Special Agent Kensi Blye,
NCIS.
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Uh, Detective Marty Deeks, LAPD.
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Emilio Torres, her husband.
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Has she spoken
to you at all yet?
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Not yet. But the CT scan
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showed no fractures
or internal bleeding.
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That's encouraging.
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Now we just have to wait,
hope she wakes up.
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Do the doctors know
why she fainted?
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They said it wasn't
a heart attack or a stroke.
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Uh, we're investigating
some of her concerns.
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Did she mention or talk about
anybody wanting to harm her?
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Not until I went to Boston.
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- When was that?
- Last week.
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Here's one of her texts.
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"Nausea, headache, fatigue,
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"trouble concentrating,
insomnia.
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"Don't want to sound paranoid
here, but it feels
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like someone is poisoning me."
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Did she see a doctor
for any of these symptoms?
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We decided to wait just a bit
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in case it was a virus
that would pass.
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Did they check her out
for poisoning?
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Did a urine test.
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Negative for drugs
of abuse.
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Well, we have Navy toxicologists
that can weigh in on that.
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Just to search for anything
more exotic,
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like heavy metals
or perhaps a nerve agent.
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Nerve agent?
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Like when the
Russians tried
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to kill the spy
and his daughter in England?
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I think, at this point, we
need to consider everything.
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In terms of
the food,
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I bought the cream
cheese this morning.
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Checked the expiration date.
Nobody else
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who ate bagels got sick.
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Except, I nearly fainted
when I saw
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all that blood,
it's...
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happened to me before.
Jerome,
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have you ever been
on active duty?
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No, sir,
I'm in the civil service.
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Aha.
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That's good to know.
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How long have you worked
for Commander Torres?
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Two and a half years.
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- You answer her calls?
- I do.
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And you attend all
of her meetings?
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Every one, every day.
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You ever heard anyone get mad,
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or say anything
threatening to her?
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Never.
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She's a very polite woman,
even to the guys
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that vacuum the floor
or pick up the trash.
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We need a list
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of everyone who
reports to her.
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- Consider it done.
- Huh.
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We saw security camera footage
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that was shot
from the back of the room.
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Do these cameras
record as well?
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They do.
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We teleconference
with three cameras
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so we can cover
whoever's speaking.
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Can we see this morning's
meeting from that angle?
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Who's that sitting
next to your boss?
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Uh, Walter Purdue,
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ordnance officer,
and Cynthia Zhang,
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command safety officer.
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We'd like to speak with them.
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Oh, right now?
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- Yeah.
- Absolutely,
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I'll be right back.
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This time, don't
look at Torres.
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Focus on the other two.
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He looks unsteady
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and she looks like
she's about to vomit.
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So whatever hit the commander
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probably hit
the two of them as well.
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I do remember that.
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Uh, definitely light-headed, uh,
could have been low blood sugar.
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I went for a run
and skipped breakfast.
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There was food
in the room.
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I try to avoid carbs.
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- Mm.
- After the meeting, I had
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a protein bar,
I felt much better.
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And you had an
upset stomach?
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I was a little nauseated.
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Before the meeting?
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After. I had wine
with dinner last night.
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That can give me gastritis.
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Any odors in the room?
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I don't think so.
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Any powders or
liquids on the table?
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Just coffee.
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How about strange sounds?
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Not that I was aware of.
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Uh, I had a little
ringing in my ear,
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but not after
she fainted.
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Anything out of the ordinary?
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Mm-mmm.
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Well, thank you
for your time.
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We're gonna be here, so if you
think of anything else,
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let us know.
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What's the word
from the hospital?
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She's stable for now.
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We'll keep you posted.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Well, more people
would be affected
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if it was in the air
or in the food.
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You had to be sitting right next
to her to get symptoms.
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What if something
came in through the window?
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Hmm. You mean, like,
a directed energy attack?
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Like what hit our embassy
in Cuba and in China.
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Well, the symptoms fit.
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At first they thought
it was a sonic attack.
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Now they're thinking
it was microwaves.
259
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That's a big building.
260
00:09:52,053 --> 00:09:54,487
Microwaves pass through windows,
not walls.
261
00:09:56,424 --> 00:09:58,824
From any floor you have
a direct shot into this room.
262
00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:07,166
Lots of hotel rooms in Acapulco.
263
00:10:07,235 --> 00:10:09,769
Great, go hang
with our cartel friends,
264
00:10:09,837 --> 00:10:11,537
you can drag me
through the desert again.
265
00:10:11,606 --> 00:10:13,966
You know what we should do?
We should just rent an Airstream
266
00:10:14,008 --> 00:10:15,841
and then just hit up
all the national parks.
267
00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:17,042
That sounds fun.
268
00:10:17,111 --> 00:10:18,455
- Hmm?
- Just not honeymoon-worthy.
269
00:10:20,081 --> 00:10:22,314
I think we need to take this
decision out of our hands.
270
00:10:22,383 --> 00:10:23,983
Oh, yeah? How do you
plan on doing that?
271
00:10:24,051 --> 00:10:25,963
I think we write down the name
of all seven continents,
272
00:10:25,987 --> 00:10:27,747
we put it into a hat
and then we pull one out
273
00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:29,099
and whatever that says
we commit to it.
274
00:10:29,123 --> 00:10:31,757
What if we get
something like Antarctica?
275
00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:34,266
I mean, it's like Iceland but
without the cool Viking museums.
276
00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:35,861
We can go hug penguins.
277
00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,496
- Fun.
- Kens, Deeks.
278
00:10:37,565 --> 00:10:39,131
- Yes?
- So, the husband's
279
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,933
trip to Boston
was for a conference
280
00:10:41,002 --> 00:10:42,601
at MIT.
He's a professor
281
00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:44,770
of astrophysics at Caltech.
282
00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:46,372
Wow, he fancy.
283
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,207
Excuse me,
she's waking up.
284
00:10:48,276 --> 00:10:49,575
- Great news.
- Yeah.
285
00:10:51,579 --> 00:10:52,778
- Hey.
- Hey.
286
00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:55,314
Val, these are the folks
from NCIS.
287
00:10:55,383 --> 00:10:56,782
Hi, I'm Kensi Blye.
288
00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:58,784
Marty Deeks.
How you feeling?
289
00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:00,853
Fine.
290
00:11:00,922 --> 00:11:03,455
- Except a headache the size of Texas.
- Yeah,
291
00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:05,691
I'm sure. Are you aware
that you fainted?
292
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,026
Yeah.
293
00:11:07,094 --> 00:11:08,260
And I heard about
294
00:11:08,329 --> 00:11:09,762
the 12 stitches in my attic.
295
00:11:11,265 --> 00:11:12,798
Can we please go home?
296
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:16,368
Unfortunately, they want to, uh,
observe you for a bit.
297
00:11:16,437 --> 00:11:19,104
I'm fine.
I-I don't need to be here.
298
00:11:19,173 --> 00:11:21,407
Let me find your doctor.
299
00:11:21,475 --> 00:11:23,976
Uh, we just have
a few more questions for you.
300
00:11:24,045 --> 00:11:25,744
So, before you fainted,
301
00:11:25,813 --> 00:11:28,080
how were you feeling?
Like crap.
302
00:11:28,149 --> 00:11:29,748
There was this...
303
00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:31,383
high-pitched noise...
304
00:11:31,452 --> 00:11:32,885
but nobody else
seemed to hear it.
305
00:11:32,954 --> 00:11:34,720
And then...
306
00:11:34,789 --> 00:11:37,256
the room was spinning and...
307
00:11:37,325 --> 00:11:39,225
I don't know, I woke up here.
308
00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:41,560
This past week,
at home, y-you said you had
309
00:11:41,629 --> 00:11:42,695
other symptoms.
310
00:11:42,763 --> 00:11:43,907
What is that?
311
00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:46,265
What's what?
312
00:11:46,334 --> 00:11:48,130
Commander Torres?
Commander Torres?
313
00:11:48,131 --> 00:11:48,596
Kens.
314
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,303
Is she having a seizure?
Commander Torres?
315
00:11:50,304 --> 00:11:52,249
- Hey, doc, I need some help in here.
- Commander Torres.
316
00:11:52,273 --> 00:11:53,273
Can you hear me?
317
00:11:54,809 --> 00:11:57,576
Commander Torres.
318
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,350
Ready for an update, Eric.
319
00:12:00,351 --> 00:12:02,681
Um, the incident at the hospital
could be a progression
320
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:05,784
of her head injury, so she's
going in for a repeat head CT.
321
00:12:05,853 --> 00:12:07,245
What about the building?
322
00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:09,989
Well, no suspicious tenants
or businesses,
323
00:12:10,057 --> 00:12:13,025
but if there were attacks
on the conference room and
324
00:12:13,094 --> 00:12:15,995
now at the hospital, that means
that the bad guys are mobile.
325
00:12:16,063 --> 00:12:18,964
We're not completely sure
this was a real attack.
326
00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:21,100
An inner ear infection
could cause ringing,
327
00:12:21,168 --> 00:12:22,868
- nausea, vertigo.
- Yeah,
328
00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:24,536
but so can microwaves.
329
00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:25,938
Pulsed radiofrequencies,
330
00:12:26,007 --> 00:12:28,040
if strong enough, can
cause oxidative stress
331
00:12:28,109 --> 00:12:31,243
to nerve cells,
actual physiologic changes.
332
00:12:31,312 --> 00:12:33,479
In Havana,
they all heard something.
333
00:12:33,547 --> 00:12:34,725
Right, and they still heard
334
00:12:34,749 --> 00:12:36,482
the sounds after
they covered their ears.
335
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,884
It's called the Frey effect,
or MAE--
336
00:12:38,953 --> 00:12:40,452
microwave auditory effect.
337
00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:42,488
I'm thinking we send monitors
to the hospital.
338
00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:44,290
If there's another attack,
we can catch it.
339
00:12:44,358 --> 00:12:45,958
That's a good plan.
340
00:12:46,027 --> 00:12:48,071
- Any luck with the security cameras?
- Yeah, I just
341
00:12:48,095 --> 00:12:50,462
sent you a shot
of the parking structure roof
342
00:12:50,531 --> 00:12:51,664
outside your window,
343
00:12:51,732 --> 00:12:52,831
right after Torres fainted.
344
00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,204
Can you fit a microwave
weapon into a car?
345
00:12:59,273 --> 00:13:01,740
If there's enough space.
346
00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:03,976
Well, we got a bunch
of SUVs, minivans...
347
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:06,245
And it could be any one of them.
348
00:13:10,451 --> 00:13:12,017
Back from CT?
349
00:13:12,086 --> 00:13:13,585
Yeah, everything's good.
350
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:15,254
Except that's not my wife.
351
00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:16,700
Uh, we've moved her away
from the window.
352
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:19,758
That is a special agent who
will be in her bed, active
353
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:20,568
and walking around.
354
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,128
We're just trying
to bait another attack.
355
00:13:22,129 --> 00:13:23,562
Where can I find Valerie?
356
00:13:23,631 --> 00:13:24,997
Uh, she's in room 209.
357
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,366
But before you go, I have
a question which may sound odd
358
00:13:27,435 --> 00:13:29,768
and unlikely,
but some researchers think
359
00:13:29,837 --> 00:13:31,603
that these symptoms
could be psychological.
360
00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:33,405
That's ridiculous.
361
00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:35,941
Has she talked about maybe
having more stress at work?
362
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,876
No. She always handles it.
363
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,478
What about home life? Kids?
364
00:13:39,547 --> 00:13:41,547
O-Our daughter's a junior
at Harvard,
365
00:13:41,615 --> 00:13:43,349
I just got to see her
in a play last night.
366
00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:46,185
If anything, there's less stress
now with an empty nest.
367
00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:47,497
- Of course, okay, thanks.
- All right.
368
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:48,587
You know where to find me.
369
00:13:48,656 --> 00:13:50,856
Yeah, thank you.
370
00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:55,127
All right,
I'm just gonna say it:
371
00:13:55,196 --> 00:13:56,495
with his background in physics,
372
00:13:56,564 --> 00:13:58,797
maybe he's the person
behind all this.
373
00:13:58,866 --> 00:14:00,799
You think he wants
to hurt his own wife?
374
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:02,512
I mean, think about it.
The attacks at home
375
00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,436
didn't start until he
left town, right? And then
376
00:14:04,505 --> 00:14:06,625
today he leaves the room
and she gets hit again. Boom.
377
00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:08,418
I mean, come on,
he's a tenured college professor
378
00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:10,009
with a perfect family.
379
00:14:10,077 --> 00:14:12,244
Brightest lights have
the darkest shadows.
380
00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:15,347
Well, also, on the flip side,
he travels a lot.
381
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:16,660
She could be
seeing someone else.
382
00:14:16,684 --> 00:14:18,984
Maybe it's her ex,
seeking revenge.
383
00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:20,430
Wow, you have
definitely been watching
384
00:14:20,454 --> 00:14:21,553
too many telenovelas.
385
00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:23,822
Helps me keep my Spanish.
386
00:14:23,891 --> 00:14:25,724
Well, if there is
something fishy going on,
387
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,860
I know just the meerkats
to dig up the dirt.
388
00:14:29,397 --> 00:14:32,264
While Commander Torres is off
duty who's overseeing logistics?
389
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,333
The C.O. gave that
to C.W.O. Purdue.
390
00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:35,634
The ordnance officer?
391
00:14:35,703 --> 00:14:37,403
And I've been assigned
to assist him.
392
00:14:37,471 --> 00:14:40,439
Okay. We requested an increase
in security at the bunkers.
393
00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:43,008
Uh, okay. I'll make sure
that happens.
394
00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,988
You see any more unusual
activity, you let us know.
395
00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:46,012
Of course.
396
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,212
Thanks.
397
00:14:49,784 --> 00:14:51,083
Gentlemen,
398
00:14:51,152 --> 00:14:53,585
can we talk?
- Go ahead, Eric.
399
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,766
So, we've got security footage
from outside the hospital
400
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,624
at the time of the presumed attack.
- I am sending that
401
00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:00,692
to Callen, and Sam's
got the still from
402
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:02,506
the Seal Beach parking
structure this morning.
403
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:03,462
Hmm. Compare
404
00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:04,997
and contrast.
405
00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:07,099
Same minivans in each photo.
406
00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:08,484
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:10,269
It's a silver
Dodge Grand Caravan.
408
00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:11,503
License plate?
409
00:15:11,572 --> 00:15:12,732
Oh, we're still
working on it.
410
00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:14,139
That's got to be them.
411
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,808
Ready to take out
more innocent people.
412
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,240
Can you scoot back
a little bit, 'cause I can't
413
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:31,644
see past the bangs
and your fancy new haircut.
414
00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:34,914
How's it looking
in there?
415
00:15:34,983 --> 00:15:36,415
Well, she's selling it.
416
00:15:36,484 --> 00:15:38,095
Making it look
like she's getting discharged.
417
00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,852
What about the
microwave monitor?
418
00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:41,821
In position, facing the window.
419
00:15:41,889 --> 00:15:44,056
Ready for the next
attack if there is one.
420
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,645
Homina, homina,
homina, homina, homina,
421
00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:47,860
homina-- you ready?
You want to do this now?
422
00:15:47,929 --> 00:15:49,128
We could be here all day.
423
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:50,397
Besides, every passing minute,
424
00:15:50,465 --> 00:15:52,331
rival couples
are dashing our dreams
425
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,278
by booking their honeymoon
packages. Let's get in there.
426
00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:55,679
Okay, but if I pick
something I don't like,
427
00:15:55,703 --> 00:15:57,803
can I pick another one?
- Nope.
428
00:15:57,872 --> 00:15:59,638
How about you pick one,
I pick one, and then
429
00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:00,985
we just decide
which one we like best?
430
00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:02,208
That defeats the purpose.
431
00:16:02,276 --> 00:16:04,010
No. Okay. Fine, fine.
I believe in you.
432
00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:05,578
- Um...
- Big winner, no whammies.
433
00:16:05,646 --> 00:16:07,480
Don't pick Antarctica.
434
00:16:08,282 --> 00:16:10,950
And the winner will be?
435
00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,151
What do you got?
436
00:16:14,055 --> 00:16:16,322
Gonna make the announcement
after the break?
437
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:18,157
South America.
438
00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:20,459
- Oh.
- I can do South America.
439
00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:21,827
I could do Rio de Janeiro.
440
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,763
Galapagos.
Giant turtles.
441
00:16:23,831 --> 00:16:25,042
We could swim
with those iguanas.
442
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:26,932
We could learn to tango
in Buenos Aires.
443
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:28,267
See? Huh?
444
00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:30,736
We're making progress,
we're living the dream.
445
00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:32,271
Hey, Kens, Deeks,
446
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,873
we've got your
infidelity report here.
447
00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:36,409
Uh, well, not your
infidelity report.
448
00:16:36,477 --> 00:16:37,888
You know, it's not like
we think you're being
449
00:16:37,912 --> 00:16:40,279
- unfaithful or not getting along.
- Okay, Eric.
450
00:16:40,348 --> 00:16:41,680
I think they know what I meant.
451
00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:43,360
Well, it's important to
chose your words carefully.
452
00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:44,683
Don't you think?
453
00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:47,686
Hmm. I would say.
454
00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,256
- Moving on to Torres' husband.
- Yes.
455
00:16:50,324 --> 00:16:52,792
He had no suspicious activity
at the Boston hotel.
456
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:55,694
One key for the room,
no extravagant charges,
457
00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:57,463
no room service alcohol.
458
00:16:57,532 --> 00:16:59,832
He did, however, have
breakfast at Denny's
459
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:02,101
with a much younger woman.
460
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,302
His daughter.
461
00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:04,804
Oh, I'm sorry,
462
00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:06,505
did you want to tell
them that, Eric?
463
00:17:06,574 --> 00:17:08,307
What about back at home?
464
00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:10,476
Yeah, so we checked
neighborhood security cams
465
00:17:10,545 --> 00:17:12,211
to see if there was
any deviation
466
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,480
from her normal schedule.
She never
467
00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:17,450
got home late at night
or at the crack of dawn.
468
00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:19,318
There's no visitors
coming and going,
469
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:21,053
but there was this one thing.
470
00:17:21,122 --> 00:17:23,556
Yeah, a Dodge Caravan
parked outside her house
471
00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:24,723
every night.
472
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,125
Okay, Eric.
473
00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:27,293
You started it.
474
00:17:27,361 --> 00:17:28,961
No, what I did
was unintentional.
475
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,240
Guys, was the same minivan
476
00:17:30,264 --> 00:17:32,431
outside the conference room
and the hospital?
477
00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,469
Apparently so.
478
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:37,748
So she was getting hit
by microwaves
479
00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:39,805
every night. Explains why
her symptoms were worse.
480
00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:41,173
Oh, and before you ask,
481
00:17:41,242 --> 00:17:43,142
I have not found a view
of the license plate.
482
00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:44,844
Whoa. But I did.
483
00:17:44,912 --> 00:17:47,713
I found it on a
traffic cam four blocks
484
00:17:47,782 --> 00:17:50,316
from the hospital.
- Wow, good for you, Eric.
485
00:17:50,384 --> 00:17:52,585
There's no "I" in "team."
486
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,353
But there is in "Eric."
487
00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:57,690
Just like there's a "U"
in "obnoxious."
488
00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:59,358
Meerkats.
489
00:17:59,427 --> 00:18:00,693
Lock it down.
490
00:18:00,761 --> 00:18:02,228
License plate
491
00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:04,830
is registered to Reza Lajani.
He's a psychologist
492
00:18:04,899 --> 00:18:06,832
living in Santa Monica.
493
00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:09,034
Well, we're stuck
in Los Alamitos.
494
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:10,903
Well, Callen and Sam
are on their way.
495
00:18:10,972 --> 00:18:13,272
- All right.
- Hey, guys,
496
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:16,709
whatever's happening today,
can you please work it out?
497
00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:18,177
Please?
498
00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:19,879
Do some trust falls?
499
00:18:20,848 --> 00:18:22,081
Yup.
500
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,382
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
501
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:28,320
You know with 44 days
of vacation time,
502
00:18:28,389 --> 00:18:30,022
you could take almost
two months off?
503
00:18:30,091 --> 00:18:31,802
Now, did you just do
that math in your head?
504
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,370
'Cause I would've had to use
a calculator for that.
505
00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:34,627
Oh, that's
extremely funny,
506
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:36,562
except you're about to
lose all but 30 days.
507
00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:37,901
Well, then I'd better
take a few days off.
508
00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:38,698
To do what?
509
00:18:38,699 --> 00:18:40,799
- Well, play some golf.
- You don't golf.
510
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:42,268
Binge-watch?
511
00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:43,869
You don't own a TV.
512
00:18:43,938 --> 00:18:45,037
Huh.
513
00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,275
Go to Russia?
514
00:18:49,343 --> 00:18:51,810
That sounds like work, not play.
515
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:56,115
- Hello.
- Hello, ma'am.
516
00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:57,816
Agent Callen, NCIS.
517
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,151
Agent Sam Hanna.
518
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,053
We're looking
for Reza Lejani.
519
00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:02,154
My husband.
520
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:04,323
He's with a client
in his office.
521
00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:05,658
Uh, something wrong?
522
00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:06,825
His car was
523
00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:08,194
at the scene of a crime.
524
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:10,462
- His Lexus?
- No, no, no, no.
525
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:11,664
Dodge minivan.
526
00:19:11,732 --> 00:19:13,299
That's not his car, it's mine.
527
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,067
It's just registered
in his name.
528
00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:17,336
Do you know where that car is?
529
00:19:17,405 --> 00:19:18,837
In the garage.
530
00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:20,906
Where was it
this morning?
531
00:19:20,975 --> 00:19:22,575
In the garage.
532
00:19:22,643 --> 00:19:23,876
What about last night?
533
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,377
On the street.
534
00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:28,280
When we bought our house, this
was a very safe neighborhood.
535
00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:30,783
Now, you leave your car out,
they break the windows,
536
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:34,353
cut the tires, they...
even take the headlights.
537
00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:35,854
Something happened last night?
538
00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:38,691
I was lucky. All they did
was steal our license plates.
539
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,594
- Did you file a police report?
- I called. They said I'd have
540
00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,096
to come in to the station,
and I sent them
541
00:19:44,165 --> 00:19:46,932
our home security video.
- Can we take
542
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:48,001
a look at that?
- Sure.
543
00:19:48,069 --> 00:19:49,435
Yeah?
544
00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:53,339
There's a guy
545
00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:57,042
in the shadows-- he's
wearing a baseball cap.
546
00:19:57,111 --> 00:19:59,044
Facial recognition
can't do anything with that.
547
00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:01,714
- Yeah, but we may be able to get a print.
- Maybe.
548
00:20:01,782 --> 00:20:03,060
Do you mind if we take
a look in the garage?
549
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,283
No problem.
550
00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:06,485
Thank you.
551
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,427
Got something.
552
00:20:15,496 --> 00:20:19,632
Looks like
a thumbprint.
553
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,601
That's a decent print.
554
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:27,072
This guy's got any
criminal past, we got him.
555
00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,546
Lunch is usually
more than just french fries.
556
00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:36,815
Only thing I could trust
in that whole cafeteria.
557
00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:37,816
Ugh.
558
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:39,418
They're ice cold.
559
00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:41,053
Too bad we don't have
a mirowave, huh?
560
00:20:41,122 --> 00:20:42,688
- Really?
- Too soon?
561
00:20:42,757 --> 00:20:44,223
Hey, guys,
562
00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:47,660
the monitor in Torres's room
is screaming off the charts.
563
00:20:47,728 --> 00:20:50,329
It's another microwave attack.
Look for the silver minivan.
564
00:20:50,398 --> 00:20:52,765
I don't see anything on
the street or the parking lot.
565
00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:56,902
- There it is.
- Yup.
566
00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:01,640
- Lot of bystanders.
- Duly noted.
567
00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:04,910
Gun!
568
00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:10,582
Well, whoever owns this car
is gonna be a little upset.
569
00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:12,685
- We need to be surgical.
- Agreed. You first.
570
00:21:12,753 --> 00:21:14,720
Oh... Mm, okay.
571
00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:23,128
Ah... You think
we got him?
572
00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:25,431
Either that or
they're reloading.
573
00:21:25,499 --> 00:21:26,965
Let's find out, shall we?
574
00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:28,934
Federal agents!
Driver, roll down your window!
575
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:31,036
Oh!
576
00:21:31,105 --> 00:21:33,105
There's at least
two men still inside.
577
00:21:33,174 --> 00:21:34,518
Rear passenger,
palms out the window.
578
00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:36,542
Driver, roll down
your window,
579
00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,811
throw out your keys.
580
00:21:38,879 --> 00:21:40,245
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
581
00:21:42,483 --> 00:21:44,383
Down! Get down! Get down!
582
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:47,419
- They never listen.
- Eric and Nell,
583
00:21:47,488 --> 00:21:48,854
they're headed north
on Prospect.
584
00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:51,890
Damage, side window.
Armed and dangerous.
585
00:22:01,288 --> 00:22:03,355
Hey, Kens, we ID'd
your dead guy.
586
00:22:03,424 --> 00:22:06,077
Actually, Nell ID'd
your dead guy.
587
00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:07,459
She did all the heavy lifting.
588
00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:09,928
Wow. Thank you, Eric.
589
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:11,797
You guys are sounding better.
590
00:22:11,865 --> 00:22:13,665
You want to talk about
what was going on?
591
00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:16,001
Oh, it was nothing.
592
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:17,736
Sounded like something.
593
00:22:17,805 --> 00:22:19,571
Okay, it was
lunchtime...
594
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,773
- And Eric gets hangry.
- No, I don't.
595
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,075
Okay.
596
00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:25,744
Last night Eric stayed up
late making tuna salad.
597
00:22:25,813 --> 00:22:27,612
Not just any tuna salad,
all right?
598
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:28,454
Well...
599
00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:30,983
This is an award-winning
blend of parsley,
600
00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:33,185
dill, Bermuda onions, capers,
601
00:22:33,253 --> 00:22:34,820
cranberries, almonds,
602
00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:37,489
and Dijon mayonnaise.
603
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:40,125
Sounds delicious.
Thanks, Angel.
604
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,526
Well, it
could've been.
605
00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:42,961
I said I would grab
the sandwiches.
606
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,430
I was running late.
607
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:47,299
I forgot the
sandwiches.
608
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,568
You know what?
It took some time,
609
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,136
but we worked it out.
610
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,637
Way to go, you two.
611
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,439
I got to be honest,
if Kensi did that to me,
612
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:55,707
I'd be back on Tinder.
613
00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:57,209
Stop.
614
00:22:57,277 --> 00:22:58,877
What do we know
about our guy?
615
00:22:58,946 --> 00:23:00,011
Okay, so,
Daniel Barnet,
616
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,114
he's an unemployed
electrical engineer.
617
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,983
He's now lost two jobs
due to hostile behavior.
618
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:07,085
So he has the skills
to build an energy weapon
619
00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:08,320
and the anger to use it.
620
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,866
Was he a match to
Callen's fingerprint?
621
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,556
Uh, negative on that.
622
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,865
So why's he attacking the Navy?
623
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:14,526
Well, on social media,
he's got a ton
624
00:23:14,595 --> 00:23:16,506
of anti-immigration posts,
and with all that hate,
625
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:18,263
he and his buddies
may be looking to--
626
00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:19,898
I don't know--
acquire weapons.
627
00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,500
Do we know who
he's working for?
628
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,568
Well, he made three calls
to a burn phone today
629
00:23:23,637 --> 00:23:25,137
and sent a few
cryptic text messages
630
00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:27,806
to another anti-immigration guy
named Hayden York.
631
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,275
We got a Pasadena address
coming your way.
632
00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:41,019
Mr. York, it's the Department of
Water and Power.
633
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,133
We got some complaints.
We'd like to check your faucets
634
00:23:43,157 --> 00:23:44,856
for impurities.
- Who you looking for?
635
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:48,760
Oh, my.
Uh, Hayden York.
636
00:23:48,829 --> 00:23:51,363
Out of luck. Dude moved out
three days ago.
637
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,666
- And you are?
- Tangerine. Landlord.
638
00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:55,834
Got a light?
639
00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:58,537
No, I don't.
Detective Marty Deeks, LAPD.
640
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,206
I'm Special Agent
Kensi Blye, NCIS.
641
00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:03,742
Whoa, was he, like,
a serial killer or something?
642
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,244
Not quite. Did he leave
a forwarding address?
643
00:24:06,313 --> 00:24:07,579
Maybe at the post office.
644
00:24:07,648 --> 00:24:09,047
Did he ever have any visitors?
645
00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:11,583
No, guy was a loner,
646
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:12,918
never looked you in the eye.
647
00:24:12,986 --> 00:24:15,453
Had what they call a, uh,
"lack of social skills,"
648
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:16,621
you know what I mean?
649
00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,290
- I do.
- No.
650
00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:21,626
Weird thing was, he packed
his apartment into a 26-footer
651
00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:22,928
from Move and Groove.
652
00:24:22,996 --> 00:24:26,298
You could've fit
a mansion in that thing.
653
00:24:26,366 --> 00:24:28,333
- Really?
- Whole mansion, huh?
654
00:24:28,402 --> 00:24:29,968
Yeah.
655
00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:32,604
Tell us what you got.
656
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,439
Well, first off,
Hayden York used
657
00:24:34,508 --> 00:24:36,274
a fake driver's license
with a fake address
658
00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:37,609
to rent the
moving truck.
659
00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:40,378
That's big enough to cart off
a ton of weapons.
660
00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:41,780
They have a plan.
661
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:45,050
Notify Seal Beach. They need to
deny entry to any rental trucks.
662
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:47,452
That might not work.
The dead guy in the minivan--
663
00:24:47,521 --> 00:24:50,055
he texted York and also called
a burn phone today.
664
00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:52,257
And we traced that burn phone
665
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:54,226
to a mini-mall in Long Beach.
Buyer used cash.
666
00:24:54,294 --> 00:24:58,396
And look who we have exiting
the mall at 7:25 this morning,
667
00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:01,433
right after
the time of the sale.
668
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:04,002
Walter Purdue,
Ordnance Officer.
669
00:25:04,071 --> 00:25:05,170
Hmm.
670
00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:06,838
What's in the bag, Walter?
671
00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:08,740
Something bigger
than a breakfast burrito.
672
00:25:08,809 --> 00:25:10,508
Perhaps a box with
a prepaid phone?
673
00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:13,178
We wanted Purdue to lock down
all of the bunkers for us.
674
00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:16,481
Well, I'm not so sure
he's following orders.
675
00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:25,323
Castor.
676
00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:26,992
- All set.
- Thank you.
677
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:27,993
Thank you.
678
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:29,461
Hello again.
679
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:32,097
I'm curious to know
what's so important.
680
00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:35,133
There's been a new development
in the case.
681
00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:37,335
Okay.
682
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:40,839
Yeah, we think we know
who attacked Commander Torres.
683
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:43,275
Did you make an arrest?
684
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,716
This one's at large.
685
00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:55,420
This one-- he's dead.
686
00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:59,457
Either of them look familiar?
687
00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:02,627
- They don't work at Seal Beach.
- Hmm.
688
00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:05,497
Their accomplice does.
689
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:11,169
The dead one, Daniel Barnet,
690
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,370
made three phone calls
691
00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:14,372
to that burn phone you
bought this morning.
692
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,546
And?
693
00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:25,150
They said they
wouldn't hurt Valerie.
694
00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,819
It would just get her
off duty for a day.
695
00:26:27,888 --> 00:26:29,321
Why would they
want her off work?
696
00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,523
So I'd take over logistics.
697
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:32,591
And you cooperated?
698
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,726
I had to.
699
00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:37,162
My son is 27.
700
00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:38,930
No health insurance.
701
00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:40,732
Got addicted to methamphetamine
last year.
702
00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:44,235
I'm sorry to hear that.
703
00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:46,905
We tried county rehab.
704
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,907
It was terrible. He relapsed.
705
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,343
I wanted him
to get his life back,
706
00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:53,912
so I paid for the best
90-day residential program.
707
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,814
It worked.
708
00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,918
- Sounds like you did the right thing.
- Yeah.
709
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:02,253
But it cost me
about a hundred grand.
710
00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:04,055
Money I didn't have.
711
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,725
And with my mortgage, I...
712
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,294
I couldn't qualify for a loan.
713
00:27:09,363 --> 00:27:10,695
So how'd you pay for it?
714
00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:14,666
I borrowed it
from a friend of a friend.
715
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,036
Not a bank.
716
00:27:18,105 --> 00:27:19,804
A loan shark?
717
00:27:19,873 --> 00:27:22,273
I paid off half,
718
00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,275
and then he sold the loan
to a guy
719
00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:26,277
who demanded payback
in a week.
720
00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:28,480
I couldn't do it.
721
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:30,715
He said either pay,
722
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:31,916
or he'd hurt my family.
723
00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:33,385
Or...
724
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,287
...I could tell him.
725
00:27:37,391 --> 00:27:39,324
You could tell him what?
726
00:27:39,393 --> 00:27:42,394
Something that only
the chief of logistics knows.
727
00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,230
Which is?
728
00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:47,165
The routes and schedules
729
00:27:47,234 --> 00:27:49,434
for cruise missile
deliveries this week.
730
00:27:50,971 --> 00:27:52,303
You gave that up?
731
00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:54,050
It's not a security breach,
because they're stupid.
732
00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:55,640
You can't steal
a cruise missile.
733
00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:57,308
They-they weigh 3,000 pounds.
734
00:27:57,377 --> 00:28:00,178
They're tracked and escorted.
Any deviation
735
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,013
triggers an immediate response.
736
00:28:02,082 --> 00:28:04,060
I can have my guys add
extra security to the convoys.
737
00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:05,383
Well, that'd be a great idea,
738
00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,412
but I don't think
you're going back to Seal Beach.
739
00:28:08,255 --> 00:28:11,589
You mean today or... longer?
740
00:28:12,893 --> 00:28:14,726
That's a question
for the lawyers.
741
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:19,431
Hey, guys,
can we talk in private?
742
00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:22,901
We need you to wait in
the other room. Castor.
743
00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:24,736
Come with me.
744
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:35,313
So, a cruise missile truck
heading for Seal Beach
745
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:38,016
unexpectedly exited
the 15 freeway
746
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:40,452
while traveling through
the Angeles National Forest.
747
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,721
Highway patrol is responding.
Kensi and Deeks are en route.
748
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:45,870
Both driver and passenger
reported nausea and vertigo
749
00:28:45,926 --> 00:28:46,958
right before the detour.
750
00:28:47,027 --> 00:28:48,293
They got hit with microwaves.
751
00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:49,961
What about the security escort?
752
00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:52,297
Same symptoms.
And Seal Beach lost contact
753
00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:55,099
with both vehicles.
754
00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:09,948
What do we know?
755
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:12,884
Well, two drivers
in each vehicle.
756
00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:15,019
All four unconscious,
bound and gagged.
757
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,128
Apparently assaulted after
they jumped out to vomit.
758
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:19,190
- What about the payload?
- Gone.
759
00:29:20,961 --> 00:29:22,405
They worked fast.
They must have backed
760
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,661
the rental truck right to it.
761
00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:25,875
So, how many guys does it take
to move a cruise missile?
762
00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:27,899
Two, if it's on wheeled tracks.
763
00:29:27,968 --> 00:29:30,201
They also left
a little something else behind.
764
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,175
Same device
765
00:29:37,244 --> 00:29:38,654
that hit Torres took
out the caravan.
766
00:29:38,678 --> 00:29:41,079
Well, I guess they're done
shooting their microwaves.
767
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,258
Yeah, why use a slingshot
when you have
768
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,781
a weapon of mass destruction?
769
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,262
- Could they even fire a cruise missile?
- They don't need to.
770
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:47,719
Could set it off
with a detonator,
771
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,987
take down a high-rise
772
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,788
with 200 feet
of lethal injuries.
773
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:53,558
We know they have
anti-immigration views.
774
00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,365
That doesn't exactly
narrow down their target.
775
00:29:55,366 --> 00:29:57,673
Well, if they don't like Latinos,
they go where they gather,
776
00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,230
so, Olvera Street,
soccer games,
777
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:00,698
downtown churches.
778
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:02,078
It could also be
an Islamic center,
779
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:03,535
Coalition for
Immigrant Rights,
780
00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:05,381
I mean, any consulate from
the Middle East, Africa.
781
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,005
We need Kaleidoscope
to find that truck.
782
00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,973
before they pull off
another Oklahoma City.
783
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,027
Eric, anything
from Kaleidoscope?
784
00:30:22,096 --> 00:30:22,733
Nada.
785
00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:24,900
These country roads have,
like, zero traffic cams.
786
00:30:24,968 --> 00:30:26,968
Did you look deeper
into that fingerprint?
787
00:30:27,037 --> 00:30:28,748
Yeah. So, the guy who
stole the license plate
788
00:30:28,772 --> 00:30:30,739
had no criminal record,
so we took your advice,
789
00:30:30,808 --> 00:30:33,275
and we checked into all the
administrative databases.
790
00:30:33,343 --> 00:30:34,676
Got a hit.
791
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:36,411
He's a commercial truck driver
792
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,213
named Richard Matts.
- Address?
793
00:30:38,282 --> 00:30:40,215
Apartment in Pacoima.
794
00:30:40,284 --> 00:30:43,919
Oh. And he also owns a
cabin near Lytle Creek.
795
00:30:43,987 --> 00:30:45,353
In the Angeles National Forest.
796
00:30:45,422 --> 00:30:46,488
How far is that from us?
797
00:30:46,557 --> 00:30:47,923
Uh... three miles.
798
00:30:47,991 --> 00:30:49,631
That's where they're
prepping the missile.
799
00:31:02,973 --> 00:31:05,273
What do you see?
800
00:31:05,342 --> 00:31:07,609
They backed the truck
into the driveway.
801
00:31:07,678 --> 00:31:09,044
Nobody visible.
802
00:31:09,112 --> 00:31:11,046
They're probably
working in the back.
803
00:31:12,349 --> 00:31:14,616
Callen, we got
eyes on the truck.
804
00:31:14,685 --> 00:31:16,718
There's only one road out
from the cabin.
805
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,453
Be ready in case they run.
806
00:31:18,522 --> 00:31:20,055
Copy that.
807
00:31:31,535 --> 00:31:33,401
G.
808
00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:35,871
Raccoon's in bad shape.
809
00:31:35,939 --> 00:31:37,272
What do you think-- rabies?
810
00:31:37,341 --> 00:31:38,907
What the hell?
811
00:31:38,976 --> 00:31:41,443
Block your ear.
812
00:31:41,511 --> 00:31:43,545
It's still there.
813
00:31:43,614 --> 00:31:45,146
Microwaves.
814
00:31:45,215 --> 00:31:46,281
You good?
815
00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:47,515
It's not too bad.
816
00:31:47,584 --> 00:31:48,650
Kensi, Deeks,
817
00:31:48,719 --> 00:31:49,818
engage, but stay covered.
818
00:31:49,887 --> 00:31:51,327
They've got another
microwave weapon.
819
00:31:51,355 --> 00:31:53,255
Go.
820
00:31:58,028 --> 00:31:59,308
It's coming
from behind the wall.
821
00:32:09,973 --> 00:32:12,107
Getting worse?
822
00:32:12,175 --> 00:32:14,142
Oh, a little bit of pain.
823
00:32:24,021 --> 00:32:26,354
Okay, that's vertigo.
824
00:32:26,423 --> 00:32:28,023
Same.
825
00:32:28,091 --> 00:32:30,659
Give it a minute.
Maybe it'll pass.
826
00:32:35,098 --> 00:32:37,198
Aah!
827
00:32:37,267 --> 00:32:38,199
Aah!
828
00:32:38,268 --> 00:32:39,801
You hearing that?
829
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:42,304
Yeah, it's like the morning
after an Iron Maiden concert.
830
00:32:42,372 --> 00:32:43,872
- It's microwaves.
- Well,
831
00:32:43,941 --> 00:32:45,385
maybe that means
they're out of bullets.
832
00:32:47,411 --> 00:32:48,610
- Or not.
- Yeah.
833
00:32:48,679 --> 00:32:50,211
Evidently not.
834
00:32:57,854 --> 00:32:59,454
How's your vertigo?
835
00:32:59,523 --> 00:33:02,357
It's easing up a bit.
836
00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,126
Kensi, Deeks,
837
00:33:05,195 --> 00:33:06,361
give 'em everything.
838
00:33:06,430 --> 00:33:07,430
With pleasure.
839
00:33:07,464 --> 00:33:08,496
Yippee ki-Kay.
840
00:33:15,038 --> 00:33:16,972
Oh.
841
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,974
Let's do this!
842
00:33:23,046 --> 00:33:24,179
Oh, my gosh.
843
00:33:30,087 --> 00:33:32,487
Aah!
844
00:33:32,556 --> 00:33:33,888
Are you... are you spinning?
845
00:33:33,957 --> 00:33:36,191
Son of a bitch.
Where's that coming from?
846
00:33:36,259 --> 00:33:38,393
Think it's the microwaves.
847
00:33:38,462 --> 00:33:41,997
Pretty sure this is how
my mom spent the '60s.
848
00:33:42,065 --> 00:33:44,232
Just keep your head down, okay?
849
00:33:44,301 --> 00:33:45,781
Are you gonna be pissed
if I throw up?
850
00:33:45,836 --> 00:33:47,602
Just don't get shot.
851
00:33:47,671 --> 00:33:49,404
Oh, no me gusta.
852
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,261
Two guys, two shots.
853
00:34:17,034 --> 00:34:18,533
Microwave disabled.
854
00:34:21,705 --> 00:34:24,072
Shooter down!
855
00:34:24,141 --> 00:34:25,707
There could be more
inside the cabin.
856
00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:31,146
Kensi, Deeks,
truck's headed your way.
857
00:34:31,214 --> 00:34:32,247
Got it.
858
00:34:35,185 --> 00:34:37,886
Serious firepower.
859
00:34:37,954 --> 00:34:39,320
Sam.
860
00:34:39,389 --> 00:34:40,622
That could come in handy.
861
00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:41,923
Like now.
862
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:52,100
Sorry, gentlemen. We just didn't
feel like paying for valet.
863
00:34:52,169 --> 00:34:54,669
Guys, you need
to clear away
864
00:34:54,738 --> 00:34:55,937
in a hurry.
- How far?
865
00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:57,472
At least a hundred yards.
866
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,641
Let's go.
867
00:35:05,715 --> 00:35:07,449
Why is he backing up?
868
00:35:07,517 --> 00:35:10,077
Probably trying to make a run at
the Audi, knock it off the road.
869
00:35:11,855 --> 00:35:13,499
I don't mean to be
a back-seat shooter,
870
00:35:13,523 --> 00:35:15,243
but you might want
to avoid the cargo space.
871
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,216
Thanks.
872
00:35:19,496 --> 00:35:20,929
Moving target.
873
00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:22,931
- You got it?
- I got it.
874
00:35:41,218 --> 00:35:44,519
Well, the Audi may be a little
dinged up from the shrapnel,
875
00:35:44,588 --> 00:35:47,355
but, otherwise,
I'd say it's pretty good.
876
00:35:47,424 --> 00:35:49,524
Pretty good indeed.
877
00:35:54,397 --> 00:35:55,630
One, two, three.
878
00:35:58,168 --> 00:36:00,301
Wow.
That could have caused
879
00:36:00,370 --> 00:36:01,469
some real damage.
880
00:36:01,538 --> 00:36:02,682
Do we need to render it safe?
881
00:36:02,706 --> 00:36:04,072
No.
882
00:36:04,141 --> 00:36:05,907
They didn't have time
to rig the detonator.
883
00:36:05,976 --> 00:36:07,775
Okay, thanks.
884
00:36:07,844 --> 00:36:09,911
Commander Torres
is headed home.
885
00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:12,191
Purdue is gonna be downgraded
to a non-classified position.
886
00:36:12,215 --> 00:36:15,517
The U.S. attorney will offer
him a year of weekends in jail.
887
00:36:15,585 --> 00:36:17,418
Well, that sounds reasonable.
888
00:36:17,487 --> 00:36:19,387
Anybody else's
ears still ringing?
889
00:36:19,456 --> 00:36:21,356
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, definitely.
890
00:36:21,424 --> 00:36:23,758
Short-term effects should be
gone within 24 hours.
891
00:36:23,827 --> 00:36:25,326
We're lucky,
892
00:36:25,395 --> 00:36:27,529
unlike the diplomats
who got hit every day.
893
00:36:27,597 --> 00:36:29,442
Oh, we're still gonna have
to have our hearing tested.
894
00:36:29,466 --> 00:36:31,232
- What?
- Hearing tested.
895
00:36:31,301 --> 00:36:32,712
We'll have to have
our hearing tested.
896
00:36:32,736 --> 00:36:34,313
Well, in the meantime,
I think I can offer
897
00:36:34,337 --> 00:36:36,371
some symptomatic relief.
898
00:36:36,439 --> 00:36:38,806
- Shall we?
- Shotgun!
899
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,449
Thanks, Mama B.
900
00:36:48,518 --> 00:36:50,451
This is like Star Wars,
901
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,254
you guys getting shot at
with particle beams.
902
00:36:53,323 --> 00:36:55,423
Uh, they were microwaves.
903
00:36:55,492 --> 00:36:57,425
Like my microwave oven?
904
00:36:57,494 --> 00:36:58,760
Any chance
905
00:36:58,828 --> 00:37:00,028
that could fry my brain?
906
00:37:00,096 --> 00:37:01,763
Only if you get inside.
907
00:37:07,204 --> 00:37:09,288
All right, round two
if you're ready for it.
908
00:37:09,312 --> 00:37:10,206
Yes, please.
909
00:37:10,207 --> 00:37:11,284
- Thank you.
- You making
910
00:37:11,308 --> 00:37:13,541
any progress
with the honeymoon planning?
911
00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:15,087
- Hmm?
- Well, funny you should ask,
912
00:37:15,111 --> 00:37:16,878
because we got it all dialed in.
913
00:37:16,947 --> 00:37:18,213
That was quick.
914
00:37:18,281 --> 00:37:19,814
Yeah, real quick.
915
00:37:19,883 --> 00:37:21,249
We've decided on Peru.
916
00:37:21,318 --> 00:37:22,717
Nice.
917
00:37:22,786 --> 00:37:24,252
They've got diseases in Peru.
918
00:37:24,321 --> 00:37:25,386
Mama,
919
00:37:25,455 --> 00:37:26,788
they got diseases everywhere.
920
00:37:26,856 --> 00:37:29,490
I watch this cable show--
Bizarre Infections.
921
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:30,792
Oh, God.
This woman came back
922
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:35,129
from Peru with Zika, malaria,
and river blindness.
923
00:37:35,198 --> 00:37:37,065
- Mm.
- Yeah. No, we'll be careful.
924
00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:38,600
Just don't get pregnant
down there,
925
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:39,968
okay?
- Okay.
926
00:37:40,036 --> 00:37:40,902
I know honeymooners.
You two are gonna be
927
00:37:40,971 --> 00:37:42,804
doing it like bonobos.
- Oh, my...
928
00:37:42,872 --> 00:37:43,950
Mom! - I'm serious.
929
00:37:43,974 --> 00:37:47,275
Just think about two forms
of contraception--
930
00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:49,510
belt and suspenders,
rubbers and a raincoat.
931
00:37:49,579 --> 00:37:51,012
- Okay!
- Oh, God.
932
00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:52,925
You know what? That delivery in
the back ain't unpacking itself.
933
00:37:52,949 --> 00:37:54,415
You need help with that,
or you good?
934
00:37:54,484 --> 00:37:55,962
- No, I don't need help with anything.
- Okay.
935
00:37:55,986 --> 00:37:57,396
- Do you need any help?
- No, I'm good.
936
00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:59,020
Why don't you work on
that cash register.
937
00:37:59,055 --> 00:37:59,836
You know how to work it?
938
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:00,689
I'll... You know what,
if something goes wrong,
939
00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:01,867
I'll call you.
It's not digital. Okay.
940
00:38:01,891 --> 00:38:03,758
Oh, my God,
I can't believe this woman.
941
00:38:03,827 --> 00:38:05,927
This is the best idea ever.
942
00:38:05,996 --> 00:38:07,929
- So, Peru, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
943
00:38:07,998 --> 00:38:09,764
What is that, uh,
Machu Picchu?
944
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:12,700
Hmm. Uh, yeah, maybe,
if we have time.
945
00:38:12,769 --> 00:38:14,213
Yeah, we're actually
making a volunteer trip.
946
00:38:14,237 --> 00:38:15,436
We're gonna stay
at a village.
947
00:38:15,505 --> 00:38:16,716
- Huh.
- So we're building houses
948
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:18,172
and digging irrigation ditches,
949
00:38:18,241 --> 00:38:20,174
and, you know, teaching English.
950
00:38:20,243 --> 00:38:22,010
Mm.
Oh, that sounds romantic.
951
00:38:22,078 --> 00:38:24,012
Good for you.
952
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,780
How did you
finally decide?
953
00:38:25,849 --> 00:38:27,615
Oh, well, we picked it out
of a hat.
954
00:38:27,684 --> 00:38:28,099
Hmm.
955
00:38:28,123 --> 00:38:29,184
Compared
with the rest of the world,
956
00:38:29,185 --> 00:38:31,686
we have everything,
so we thought this would be
957
00:38:31,755 --> 00:38:35,056
an amazing opportunity
to make a difference.
958
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,325
Yeah. We might have
to hold off on it, though,
959
00:38:37,394 --> 00:38:39,727
because, um,
this place needs a pick-up.
960
00:38:39,796 --> 00:38:41,029
- Oh.
- Yeah, it is
961
00:38:41,097 --> 00:38:43,865
a little quiet tonight,
but I think
962
00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:45,166
the solution
could be karaoke.
963
00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:47,001
Want to sing
some Neil Diamond? No.
964
00:38:47,070 --> 00:38:48,703
No. no, kar... no karaoke.
965
00:38:48,772 --> 00:38:50,004
How about lucha libre?
966
00:38:50,073 --> 00:38:52,240
Mexican masked wrestling?
967
00:38:52,309 --> 00:38:54,220
See, now, that is a genius idea.
I like it.
968
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:55,244
Put a ring right there,
969
00:38:55,312 --> 00:38:56,389
luchadores flying
through the air--
970
00:38:56,413 --> 00:38:58,179
this place would be packed
in no time.
971
00:38:58,248 --> 00:39:00,148
- Are you serious?
- No!
972
00:39:00,216 --> 00:39:01,849
- Oh!
- It's a terrible idea.
973
00:39:01,918 --> 00:39:02,918
Stop!
It the worst idea
974
00:39:02,986 --> 00:39:04,519
I've ever heard in my...
975
00:39:04,587 --> 00:39:05,753
I don't want any gimmicks.
976
00:39:05,822 --> 00:39:07,355
I don't want trivia night,
I don't want
977
00:39:07,424 --> 00:39:08,890
game night.
I just want
978
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,458
this place to...
979
00:39:10,527 --> 00:39:12,694
I just want it
to feel like home, you know?
980
00:39:12,762 --> 00:39:14,529
Mm. That it does.
981
00:39:14,597 --> 00:39:15,997
That's because it is your home.
982
00:39:16,066 --> 00:39:17,243
- You live upstairs.
- Yeah.
983
00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:18,499
And that is a good point.
984
00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:19,934
Well, it feels
like home to me.
985
00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:21,769
Yeah, but you live
on a boat.
986
00:39:21,838 --> 00:39:24,572
I think that automatically
disqualifies you.
987
00:39:24,641 --> 00:39:26,541
You know what,
how about a toast?
988
00:39:26,609 --> 00:39:30,445
To the bar with no name.
989
00:39:30,513 --> 00:39:31,913
♪ You can't stop... ♪
990
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,704
- No Name Bar. Cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
991
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,973
There's no place like home.
992
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,775
CALLEN, SAM and DEEKS:
Mm-hmm.
993
00:39:40,393 --> 00:39:47,393
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