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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,405 [Fats domino sings] ♪ when whippoorwills call ♪ 2 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,170 ♪ and evening is nigh ♪ 3 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,539 ♪ I hurry to my ♪ 4 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,540 ♪ blue ♪ 5 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,542 ♪ heaven ♪ 6 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:44,977 ♪ you turn to the right ♪ 7 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,680 ♪ you find a little bright light ♪ 8 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,849 ♪ that leads you to my ♪ 9 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:50,917 ♪ blue ♪ 10 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,120 ♪ heaven ♪ 11 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,122 ♪ you'll find a cozy place ♪ 12 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,389 ♪ a fireplace ♪ 13 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,791 ♪ a cozy room ♪ 14 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,193 ♪ a little nest ♪ 15 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,396 ♪ that nestles where the roses bloom ♪ 16 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,632 ♪ just Molly and me ♪ 17 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,301 ♪ and baby makes three ♪ 18 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,270 ♪ be happy in my ♪ 19 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,271 ♪ blue ♪ 20 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,606 ♪ heaven ♪ 21 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,248 ♪ when whippoorwills call ♪ 22 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,517 ♪ and evening is nigh ♪ 23 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,252 ♪ I hurry to my ♪ 24 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,587 ♪ blue ♪ 25 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,054 ♪ heaven ♪ 26 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,591 ♪ you turn to the right ♪ 27 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,427 ♪ you find a little bright light ♪ 28 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,162 ♪ that leads you to my ♪ 29 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,197 ♪ blue ♪ 30 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,499 ♪ heaven ♪ 31 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,066 ♪ you'll find a cozy place ♪ 32 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,302 ♪ a fireplace ♪ 33 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,670 ♪ a cozy room ♪ 34 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,738 ♪ a little nest ♪ 35 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,441 ♪ that nestles where the roses bloom ♪ 36 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,311 ♪ just Molly and me ♪ 37 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,679 ♪ and baby makes three ♪ 38 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,348 ♪ be happy in my ♪ 39 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,349 ♪ blue ♪ 40 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,784 ♪ heaven ♪♪ 41 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:34,755 Good morning. 42 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,759 Watch your back. 43 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,762 All right. I see it. 44 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,503 Ma'am. 45 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,512 This for the living room? 46 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,514 Yeah. 47 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,855 This is one of the nicest houses 48 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,224 we've ever moved anyone like you into. 49 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:13,626 It's got gas heat, air conditioned, 50 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,128 harvest gold fixtures in the kitchen. 51 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:19,366 If you like that kind of thing. 52 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,768 Hey, Linda, what do you think? 53 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:24,304 I always promised you a nice house. 54 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,473 Let's not get carried away, Vinnie. 55 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,807 It's going to be a lot easier 56 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,209 if you two start calling each other 57 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,478 Terry and tod. 58 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,580 It's a nice house, Terry. Okay? 59 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,682 You're Terry. He's tod. 60 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:36,883 Wait for me. 61 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,651 Let's take a look inside. 62 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,653 Come on. 63 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,491 I'll need your social security number 64 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,693 so I can process your payment. 65 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:47,495 My what? 66 00:03:47,496 --> 00:03:48,895 Your social security number 67 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,631 so we can pay you. 68 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,235 2. 69 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,037 2. 70 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,506 1. 71 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:00,640 1. 72 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:01,641 5. 73 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,444 5-dash. 74 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,612 6. 75 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,146 6. 76 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,581 9. 77 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,317 9-dash. 78 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,018 8. 8. 79 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,720 2. 2. 80 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,822 1. 1. 81 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,791 2, 5. 82 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:19,593 2... 83 00:04:19,594 --> 00:04:21,862 That's one too many numbers. 84 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,798 Take off the 5. 85 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,702 If you have any problems, 86 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,138 call my office in San Diego. 87 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,140 They always know where I am. 88 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,408 We'll let you know 89 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,410 when we're going to New York to testify. 90 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,646 Great. Great. 91 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,247 Thanks for everything. 92 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,549 You'll like it here. 93 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,752 I'd live here if my wife didn't... 94 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,153 Hate it. Right? 95 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,555 No, no, no. 96 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,123 Take my word. She'd hate it. 97 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,159 She has to be near town 98 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,127 because she works with athletes. 99 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,896 If you ever want baseball tickets, 100 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,230 give me a call. 101 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,566 Great. Baseball. 102 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,168 The padres play the mets every so often. 103 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,571 Though you might be yankee fans. 104 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,606 Most organized crime people are. 105 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,207 I love the Yankees. 106 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,809 Linda loves the Yankees. 107 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,177 So does Terry. 108 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:12,178 Who's Terry? 109 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,346 You are. 110 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,348 If you have questions, give me a call. 111 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:18,386 Thanks. I really appreciate it. 112 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,355 This is my job. I get paid. 113 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,791 You don't tip FBI men. 114 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,394 Sure, you do. 115 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,763 Yo, Frankie. 116 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,366 You think this guy's for... hey! 117 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,570 There's a 4:00 nonstop out of here. 118 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:42,074 You really going back to New York? 119 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,075 You'll find another wife. 120 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,176 I know. 121 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,345 I could've pulled out months ago. 122 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,747 You wouldn't have gotten the house 123 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,215 or the extra allowance. 124 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,617 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 125 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,218 Next time I see you, 126 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,621 you'll be eating white bread. 127 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,356 It's not bad with egg salad. 128 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,025 It's better than the slammer. 129 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,227 Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. 130 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,896 You might believe it after a while. 131 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:07,634 Stay out of my purse while I'm on the phone. 132 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,436 I wasn't in your purse. 133 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,437 Yes, you were! 134 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,871 You're always accusing me. 135 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,409 Put the visa card back in my purse, Vinnie. 136 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,247 I'd like a cab at... 137 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,483 What the frig is the address here? 138 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,820 How should I know? Number 1 happy street. 139 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,665 You know what the guy tried to do? 140 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,333 No idea. I haven't met a criminal in years. 141 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:44,136 He tried to tip me. 142 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,371 How much? 143 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,139 $100. 144 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,140 $100? 145 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,542 That's not the point. 146 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,943 He proffered a gratuity. 147 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,147 It's against protocol. I can't accept that. 148 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,784 Task completed, coopersmith? 149 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:58,818 Yes, sir. 150 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:03,089 This isn't going to take a lot of my time. 151 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:06,526 Is there anything else I could take on, sir? 152 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,827 Coopersmith, 153 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,328 this is an important government witness. 154 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,964 When you've delivered him to his court appearances, 155 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:15,134 then we'll talk about something else. 156 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,469 Not before. 157 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,071 Very good, sir. 158 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,443 Back to the dangerous world of fha fraud. 159 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:28,047 I don't want to fill out any more forms. 160 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,782 I want to go undercover. 161 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,319 I want to stake out some son of a bitch 162 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,722 and eat a lot of takeout food. 163 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,724 I want to wear a windbreaker. 164 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,726 Once, when I was undercover, 165 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,961 I got to drive a BMW. 166 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,930 I know. 167 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,331 I can't help it. 168 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,536 It was the high point of my life. 169 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:53,005 I'm getting back into undercover work. 170 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,608 Forget it, Kirby. It's against regulations. 171 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,743 There's overtime. 172 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:59,612 You can't catch criminals in the FBI 173 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:00,913 if there's overtime involved. 174 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,515 Something could change. 175 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:03,516 Things change. 176 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,752 Yeah. Right. 177 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,889 This is San Diego all sports radio. 178 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,658 We're talking about last night's game. 179 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,893 Another loss by the home team. 180 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,162 The pads lost in the ninth 181 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,165 when Wally bunting walked in the winning run. 182 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,969 What are we going to do about Wally? 183 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,116 Barney. 184 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,552 Wally. Too bad. 185 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,588 Could've happened to anybody, right? 186 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,990 Yeah. I guess so. 187 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:44,792 Relief pitching. 188 00:08:44,793 --> 00:08:46,559 It's a high risk occupation. 189 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,895 Anybody could blow a 7-run lead. 190 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:49,896 8. 191 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,530 Whatever. 192 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,700 They're sending me down. 193 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,901 To the minors? 194 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:55,703 Wichita. 195 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:57,303 I'm sorry, Wally. 196 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,705 I'm going to miss you. 197 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,807 Margaret will miss you, too. 198 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,810 I mean, therapists aren't supposed to say 199 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,878 that they'll miss their patients. 200 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,480 This is the second relief pitcher 201 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,250 she's lost to the minors this season. 202 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,920 I'm going, too, Barney. 203 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,122 Where? 204 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,456 To Wichita. 205 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,627 Why would you go to Wichita? 206 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,999 How old are you? 207 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,135 26. 208 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,803 I'm sorry, Barney, 209 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,039 but it's just no fun here. 210 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,440 You're no fun. 211 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,942 What do you mean? 212 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,845 You get the oil changed on the second Tuesday, 213 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:42,448 your hair cut on the 11th of the month. 214 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,851 You never ever get a different cut. 215 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,453 Look at how you eat pancakes. 216 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,587 What's wrong with it? 217 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,856 How does he eat pancakes? 218 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,458 He has a system for eating pancakes. 219 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,860 So the bottom pancake 220 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,862 gets as much syrup as the top one. 221 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,464 He has a system for everything. 222 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,667 Wally. 223 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:13,312 The losing streak now stands at four in a row. 224 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,915 Kbaj now ends its broadcast day. 225 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:19,886 The score again... L.A. 5, San Diego 3. 226 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:25,092 [Star spangled banner plays] 227 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:38,671 ♪ take my hand ♪ 228 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:44,110 ♪ I'm a stranger in paradise ♪ 229 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:50,717 ♪ all lost in a wonderland ♪ 230 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:55,755 ♪ a stranger in paradise ♪ 231 00:10:55,756 --> 00:11:01,794 ♪ if I stand starry-eyed ♪ 232 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:07,266 ♪ that's a danger in paradise ♪ 233 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:13,505 ♪ for mortals who stand beside ♪ 234 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,377 ♪ an angel like you ♪♪ 235 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,549 thank you very much. 236 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,785 You're welcome. 237 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,890 Have a nice day. 238 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,425 Good morning, sir. 239 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,693 Would you like to try 240 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,962 a vanilla bran oat crunchie? 241 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,563 What do you think? 242 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,198 ♪ thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom ♪ 243 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,200 ♪ thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom... ♪ 244 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,568 have a nice day. 245 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,870 Fuck you! 246 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:47,073 ♪ ooh-wah, ooh-wah, cool, cool kitty ♪ 247 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,176 ♪ tell us about the boy from New York City ♪ 248 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,179 ♪ ooh-wah, ooh-wah, come on, kitty ♪ 249 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,115 ♪ tell us about the boy from New York City ♪ 250 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,118 ♪ he's kinda tall ♪ 251 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,787 ♪ he's really fine ♪ 252 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,288 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 253 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:07,026 ♪ some day I hope to make him mine, all mine ♪ 254 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,494 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 255 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,063 ♪ and he's neat ♪ 256 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,767 ♪ and oh, so sweet ♪ 257 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,969 ♪ and just the way he looked at me ♪ 258 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,338 ♪ it swept me off my feet ♪ 259 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,340 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 260 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,276 ♪ ooh-wee ♪ 261 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,946 ♪ you ought to come and see ♪ 262 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,480 ♪ how he walks ♪ 263 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,049 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 264 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,617 ♪ and how he talks ♪ 265 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,619 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 266 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,889 ♪ ooh-wah, ooh-wah cool, cool kitty ♪ 267 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,625 ♪ tell us about the boy from New York City ♪ 268 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,628 ♪ he's really down ♪ 269 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,463 ♪ and he's no clown ♪ 270 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,764 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 271 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,633 ♪ he has the finest penthouse ♪ 272 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,502 ♪ I've ever seen in town ♪ 273 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,804 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 274 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,906 ♪ and he's cute ♪ 275 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,876 ♪ in his mohair suit... ♪ 276 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,210 that'll be $12.36. 277 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,079 ♪ and he keeps his pockets ♪ 278 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,481 ♪ full of spending loot... ♪ 279 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,283 wow! A hundred. 280 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,419 ♪ ooh-wah, ooh-wah, come on kitty ♪ 281 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,522 ♪ tell us about the boy from New York City... ♪ 282 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,159 excuse me, sir. 283 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,793 I hope you had 284 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,096 a very pleasant shopping experience. 285 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,097 Yeah. 286 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,066 Good! 287 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,901 Here's a form for our suggestion box. 288 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,802 If there's anything you want 289 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,071 that we don't have, 290 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,672 just let us know. 291 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,806 Arugula. 292 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,376 I haven't had arugula in six weeks. 293 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,377 What's that? 294 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,214 It's a vegetable. 295 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,052 [Siren] 296 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,820 Car 274 to headquarters. 297 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,890 Car 274 to headquarters. 298 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:48,428 Male subject apprehended driving stolen green Chrysler. 299 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,796 Hannah, we've got 300 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,299 a grand theft auto for you. 301 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,366 Let me at him. 302 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,569 He makes the hairs on the back of my neck 303 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,071 stand up. 304 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,573 On the back of your neck? 305 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,608 Yes. 306 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,977 That has never happened to me. 307 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,579 I've never been interested in anyone, 308 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,981 unless I know... 309 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,716 He's a college graduate. 310 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,018 Yes. 311 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,820 Ok, that probably seems quite comical to you. 312 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,422 Fine. Suit yourself. 313 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,626 I did... And look where it got me. 314 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:36,442 Tod wilkinson, I'm Hannah stubbs. 315 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,777 I'm the assistant district attorney. 316 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,879 How you two girls doing? 317 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 What robbery? 318 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,482 I borrowed a guy's car. 319 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:47,086 He gave you the keys. Is that correct? 320 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,956 He was supposed to leave them in the car. 321 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,957 But he didn't. 322 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,891 Right. If he'd left them, 323 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,161 I wouldn't have had to jump-start it. 324 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,130 How do you know how to do that? 325 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,499 I learned it in the army. 326 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,901 I was in the motor pool, 327 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,004 and everyone lost their keys. 328 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,839 The entire United States army wouldn't have moved 329 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,908 if I hadn't jump-started it. 330 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,179 And it came in handy on several occasions... 331 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:18,050 Jump-starting ambulances in order to get invalids 332 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,653 to the dialysis machines. 333 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,998 What was the name of, um... 334 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,799 What was his name? 335 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,534 Eddie. 336 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,469 Eddie what? 337 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,105 I don't know. He drives a blue Nova. 338 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,207 You weren't in a blue Nova. 339 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,808 It was a green Chrysler. 340 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,045 Oh. Well, that explains it. 341 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,880 I jump-started the wrong car. 342 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,083 I was in a hurry. 343 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,852 I was on my way to church 344 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,621 to say some novenas for Thanksgiving. 345 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,956 Thanksgiving isn't a catholic holiday. 346 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,926 Thanksgiving is very big with the Italians. 347 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:04,330 Turkey cacciatore, sweet potato parmigian... 348 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,799 There is no such thing as Thanksgiving in Italy! 349 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,201 It's an American holiday. 350 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,003 And I've been to Italy... 351 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,404 To Florence, right? 352 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,306 Yes. 353 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,741 Ever been to sicily, by any chance? 354 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,044 No. 355 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,047 Thanksgiving is very big in sicily 356 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,016 on account of the large number of sicilians 357 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,417 who went to America 358 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,221 and then got thrown back out. 359 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:33,325 There were two cases of liquor in the back seat. 360 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,626 People drink too much. 361 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,563 Those two cases of liquor were reported stolen 362 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,997 from Kelly's liquor on fifth street 363 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,699 earlier today. 364 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,101 You're kidding me. 365 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,803 I accidentally borrowed the wrong car 366 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,640 of a guy who stole some liquor earlier today? 367 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,042 The car you stole 368 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,512 belongs to the reverend Malcolm dickenson. 369 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,583 He is the minister of the presbyterian church 370 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,186 here in fryburg! 371 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,593 Are you sure he's a minister? 372 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,529 One of my best friends makes his living 373 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,431 as a completely phony minister. 374 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,901 For 2 bucks, I can make you a minister. 375 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,703 Some guys steal your money, 376 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,707 but these guys, they steal your heart. 377 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,288 Now? Can you see him? 378 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,756 What's the license number? 379 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,625 Ma'am? E-n-4... 380 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:40,527 Down the hall, 381 00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:42,261 one flight up to your left. 382 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,196 Thank you. E-n-4. 383 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,497 Call me Vinnie. 384 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,799 It says here your name's tod. 385 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,868 Barney coopersmith, FBI. 386 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:53,939 Hannah stubbs of the district attorney's office. 387 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,174 What's going on, Vinnie? 388 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,009 You've got phony ministers stealing liquor. 389 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,245 Make me a minister. 390 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,247 I'll go undercover, infiltrate them. 391 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,914 We'll nail all these... 392 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,250 What have you got? 393 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,952 Grand Theft Auto. Felony theft. 394 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,854 Where's the car we gave you? 395 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,957 If I knew, I wouldn't have borrowed the other. 396 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,225 We're arraigning him. 397 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,226 No, you're not. 398 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,627 We most certainly are. 399 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,564 This man is in the federal witness program. 400 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,367 He's under the protection of the FBI. 401 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,368 What are you doing? 402 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,969 Just looking. Cute kids. 403 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:24,970 Thank you. 404 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,772 Baseball fans? Yes. 405 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,874 That's your husband? 406 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,178 Not anymore. 407 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,181 Come on, Vinnie. Let's go. 408 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,517 You're a good-looking girl, 409 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,386 except for those army shoes. 410 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,987 No wonder he split. 411 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,255 Come on. 412 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,325 You ought to get a pair of nice high heels. 413 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,894 Spectator pumps, I think they're called. 414 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,329 Where are you going? 415 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,431 This man is a member 416 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,732 of an organized crime family. 417 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,568 It's a stereotype, and I resent it. 418 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,571 He has to testify at two major mob trials 419 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,407 in New York in the immediate future, 420 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:05,010 so therefore you are not going to arraign him 421 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,412 for anything tomorrow. 422 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,515 Now, wait just a minute. 423 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,683 This is not a dump site 424 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,753 for the toxic waste of criminal America. 425 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,288 That's my last mint. 426 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,689 Spit that out! 427 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,228 Spit that out and return it to this woman! 428 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,178 Bring him back here! 429 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,448 This man is much more important 430 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,850 than a couple of petty larcenies. 431 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,852 That's your opinion. You don't live here. 432 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,455 If I did, it would be comforting to know 433 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,056 a narrow-minded fanatic 434 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,858 is looking out for this community. 435 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,059 Oh, really? 436 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,661 Oh, really? 437 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,195 "Oh, really"? 438 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,464 Do better than that. 439 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,065 You're going to lose the argument. 440 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,467 Stay out of this. 441 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,935 How long have you been in this job, 442 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,070 two weeks? 443 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,672 Go to hell! 444 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,340 Just go to hell! 445 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,741 Way to go! 446 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,944 What if he promises not to do it again? 447 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,346 Tell her you won't. 448 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,349 I didn't do anything in the first place, 449 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,553 which is what I was trying to explain. 450 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,492 I am not happy about this! 451 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,928 Lady, this is justice department policy. 452 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,330 Well, they're wrong. 453 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,332 They're wrong, and I'm right. 454 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,733 Let me ask you something. 455 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,703 Have you ever been wrong about anything? 456 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,237 Yes. Once. 457 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,106 The shoes, right? 458 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,443 The shoes are tragic. 459 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,250 Creep. 460 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,852 Disgusting, revolting, creep! 461 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,521 I thought he was cute. 462 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,724 Not that one. The other one. 463 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,764 Listen carefully, fluffy, 464 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,766 'cause I'm only saying this once. 465 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,536 Tommy and I are going down to grandma's house 466 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,137 for Thanksgiving with dad. 467 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,138 Remember dad? 468 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,341 Yeah, he used to live here. 469 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:18,744 We're going to be back on Sunday night, though. 470 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,947 Promise you won't flush him down the toilet? 471 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,549 I can't promise anything. 472 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,683 Mom! 473 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,817 I promise. 474 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,952 Come here. 475 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,287 You scared me. 476 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,159 So what's up? 477 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,495 What are you doing today, mom? 478 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,097 I'm working. Just as well you're going. 479 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,766 I wouldn't be here anyway. 480 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,369 Do you still love our dad? 481 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,904 No, but I still love you. 482 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,172 "And your dad loves you. 483 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,907 That's all that really matters." 484 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,309 Mm-hmm. 485 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,045 Hey, everybody ready? 486 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,313 Hi, dad. 487 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,448 Hi. 488 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:59,451 Now go on. Have a good time. 489 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:03,054 We'll talk about this when you get back Sunday. 490 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,189 Bye, mom. 491 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,190 Bye, mom. 492 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:06,324 Hi, dad. 493 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,660 Let's go! 494 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,363 Love you, mom! 495 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,632 Will? 496 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,634 You shouldn't just walk in here 497 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,469 like you still live here. 498 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,805 I'm supposed to ring the doorbell 499 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,673 in my own house? 500 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,474 This is not your house anymore. 501 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,944 I don't live here, but it's mine. 502 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,668 He made me drink. 503 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,202 I'm drinking in solitary. 504 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,204 Look at me. 505 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,608 I-I'm cleaning in solitary. 506 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,611 Of course, you always clean in solitary. 507 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,613 There's nothing new in that, 508 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,449 but still, drinking, muttering to myself, 509 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,418 compulsively scrubbing. 510 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:10,690 Oh! 511 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,494 Oh! 512 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,648 I don't like this, Kirby. Really. 513 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,650 The guy's hanging around a bar. 514 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,052 He's looking to buy stolen credit cards. 515 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,254 Could be a major criminal conspiracy. 516 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,656 I don't know. 517 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,057 We go undercover. 518 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:49,260 We blow this thing out of the water. 519 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,862 Who made you undercover? 520 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:51,798 I did. 521 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:53,398 It doesn't work that way. 522 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:55,668 This is your big chance. 523 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,290 These aren't the good ones. 524 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,692 They got a limit. 525 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,694 They don't all have limits. 526 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,295 They might not be valid. 527 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,697 They're good. 528 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:27,699 I just got them from the post office. 529 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,902 I work at the post office. 530 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,639 [Static] 531 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,942 I don't know your name, though. 532 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,879 My name is tod wilkinson. 533 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,062 Mrs. stubbs! 534 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:58,931 Hey, Mrs. stubbs! 535 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,736 We got one! 536 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,337 We got us a criminal. 537 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,739 No, we don't. 538 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,677 We got us a criminal we already had. 539 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,745 Mrs. stubbs! 540 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,747 As I live and breathe. 541 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,516 It's me, Vinnie. 542 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:22,221 I know who you are. I just met you. 543 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,825 Oh! Oh, darn it. 544 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,362 Brand-new shoes. 545 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,364 No, these are old shoes. 546 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,366 It's a miracle they lasted 547 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,570 as long as they did. 548 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,609 There could be a transfer of stolen goods 549 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,210 happening before our eyes. 550 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,612 Don't be an idiot. 551 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:47,879 What's with you lately? 552 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,480 I'll take care of this. 553 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:52,685 Go home to your wife and family. 554 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,893 Hey, you can drive away. I won't follow you. 555 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,495 I have another errand to run, 556 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,097 if you don't mind. 557 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,498 I don't mind. 558 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,935 It'll give me a chance to thank you 559 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:12,537 for what you did the other day, 560 00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:13,939 the worst day of my life. 561 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,540 That's hard to believe. 562 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:16,808 It's Thanksgiving. 563 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,209 I'm in a community 564 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:21,412 where I know no one but my bartender. 565 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,414 My wife, god rest her soul, 566 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,817 died three years ago to the day. 567 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,218 I'm sorry to hear that, 568 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:30,288 but that's no excuse for criminal behavior. 569 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,690 Like your shoes, 570 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:35,161 it's a miracle she lasted as long as she did. 571 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,834 Aw, jeez! 572 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:44,435 Look at these guys. 573 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,437 Look how cute they are. 574 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,175 Look at them frolic like this. 575 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,844 I'm sorry, Mrs. stubbs. 576 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,314 I miss my dog, too. 577 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:59,117 They made me leave my dog behind. 578 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,321 They wouldn't let you take your dog? 579 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,724 He only answered to his name. 580 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,325 What was his name? 581 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,260 Fungole. 582 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,396 Oh! 583 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,198 [Bell jangles] 584 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,633 Need some help? 585 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,269 Yes. I would like a water turtle, 586 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:21,472 and this gentleman is interested in a dog. 587 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,074 Look at this guy. 588 00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:23,976 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 589 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:26,144 Hey, hey, hey. Boo, boo, boo. 590 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,545 I'm not really. 591 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,247 It'll be a long time 592 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,950 before I can even be with another dog. 593 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,821 What are you doing? All right. 594 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,890 Oh, god. 595 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,759 I wish I could remember 596 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,494 what the other one looked like. 597 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,896 The turtle died, 598 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:47,498 and you're going to pass another turtle off 599 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,500 as the dead turtle, right? 600 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,635 Right. 601 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:51,970 Trust me. 602 00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:54,173 They all look alike. 603 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,309 That one. 604 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:01,212 Pretty bird. 605 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:02,347 Pretty bird. 606 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,982 [Cackles] 607 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,084 Polly want a cracker. 608 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:09,287 It don't say Polly want a cracker. 609 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,989 What do it say? 610 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,324 You're under arrest. 611 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:17,195 I once knew a guy had a parrot said that. 612 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,898 Yeah? 613 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,600 $2.04 with tax. Is that correct? 614 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:23,668 Right. 615 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,303 Thank you very much. 616 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,304 You're under arrest. 617 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:30,308 I'm going to stay and get me a new dog. 618 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:33,478 Excellent. I'm very happy for you. 619 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,747 [Bell jangles] 620 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:41,753 You dirty rat. 621 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:42,754 Snitch! 622 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,122 Stool pigeon. 623 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,490 Informer. 624 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,724 Squealer. 625 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,194 You dirty rat. 626 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,596 I already said you dirty rat. 627 00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,498 Yeah, but I say it better. 628 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,401 Johnny bird! 629 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,604 I thought you was dead. 630 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,606 That was the general idea. 631 00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:02,740 Billy sparrow. 632 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,875 Tod wilkinson. 633 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,877 Ooh, that's a good one. 634 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,478 Who's the dame? 635 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:08,613 As assistant d.A. 636 00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:10,615 I recently made the acquaintance of. 637 00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:12,217 They picked you up? 638 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,185 Misdemeanor. 639 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,620 They don't have misdemeanors here. 640 00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,889 They just have felonies. 641 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,225 Where's Linda? 642 00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:22,027 She couldn't take it. 643 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,629 Jeez, I'm glad to see you. 644 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,497 I was feeling so... 645 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:27,833 Alone. 646 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:30,136 You're not alone. 647 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:35,007 You are really not alone. 648 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,282 [Horn honks] 649 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,650 [Honking] 650 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,253 Toot, toot! 651 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,656 Barney! Barney, what a day. 652 00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:54,125 What a great day! 653 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,127 What are you doing here, Vinnie? 654 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,329 What am I doing here? 655 00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,730 I live here. 656 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:01,599 I live here. 657 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,001 We got to talk. 658 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,003 What's the matter? You seem down. 659 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,471 I'm not down. 660 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,873 You look depressed. 661 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,876 I'm going to take you and buy you a drink. 662 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:13,478 I'm going to buy you a flying zombo. 663 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:14,880 That'll cheer you up. 664 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,882 I got to talk to you. 665 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:19,085 I'm with you. 666 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:21,887 I have a job, ok? 667 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:23,288 I'm with you. 668 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,290 My job's to protect and safeguard you 669 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,893 so you can testify at two major trials 670 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,294 that'll send people to jail 671 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:31,762 who are significantly more important than you. 672 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,164 When you testify, they'll attempt 673 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,765 to destroy your credibility. 674 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,167 Getting into trouble here 675 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:39,537 makes it easier for them to tear you down. 676 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:40,738 I'm with you. 677 00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:42,908 You cannot commit credit card fraud. 678 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,509 Who says I did? 679 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,510 Yo, tod. 680 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,912 Hey, how you doing? 681 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:48,914 We have pictures of it. 682 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,917 I'm trying to tell you, I'm with you. 683 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,319 When I say I'm with you, 684 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,522 I don't mean it like an expression. 685 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,958 I mean, I'm with you. 686 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,527 I'm with the government. 687 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,661 I'm undercover. 688 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:04,896 Who made you undercover? 689 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:06,031 I did. 690 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:08,033 It doesn't work that way. 691 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:10,068 I'm ready to testify. He'll go to jail. 692 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,070 I don't want you to testify. 693 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,838 I want you to keep your nose clean. 694 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,274 Capeece? 695 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,610 You trying to say capisce? 696 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:20,745 Yeah. 697 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,147 Well, don't do it, 698 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,952 because it hurts my ears when you do it. 699 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:32,590 Just out of curiosity, where's your wife? 700 00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:33,724 She, uh... 701 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,126 Got the chicken pox. 702 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:37,328 It's terrible. She's in the hospital. 703 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,529 Really? 704 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,598 Did you tell somebody she was dead? 705 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,568 Who told you this? 706 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:47,372 Ok, ok. Maybe I said it. 707 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:50,008 She left me, Barney. Walked out the door. 708 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:53,011 Yeah, well, my wife left me, too. 709 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,612 When did this happen? 710 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:55,746 In October. 711 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,116 That's when mine broke up. 712 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,118 What is it about October? 713 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,719 I don't know. 714 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,121 The pressure of Halloween? 715 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:05,924 You never know what to go as. 716 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:09,027 That cute d.A. 717 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,628 That's who I told. 718 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,430 Hey, you and her maybe? 719 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,865 Better chance of you and her 720 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,634 than me and her. 721 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,036 No, not my type. 722 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,638 I like them a little, uh... 723 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:21,739 I don't know. 724 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,641 Kind of dirty or something. 725 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,044 You ought to take her out. 726 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,645 You ought to marry her. 727 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,047 I'm still married. 728 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,449 A guy in Reno will marry you 729 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,052 even if you're married. I'll arrange it. 730 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,653 Don't arrange anything. 731 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,055 Don't do anything. 732 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:40,058 Just lay low until we get through New York. 733 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:41,659 Stay out of trouble. 734 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,661 I'm with you. 735 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,263 What's this? 736 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,365 Oh. 737 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:01,812 Surprise! 738 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,415 Surprise! 739 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,386 Rocco bamonte! 740 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:09,954 Peter Baker. 741 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:12,658 Peter Baker? That's fantastic. 742 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,093 Richie paolucci. 743 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,095 No, no, no. Michael Peterson. 744 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,696 I was your pallbearer. 745 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:20,499 I appreciate it, Vinnie. 746 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,833 Vinnie! 747 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,235 Nicky the fish! 748 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,237 What are you doing here? 749 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:28,439 It's great to see you, vin. 750 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,341 Hey! 751 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:31,342 Dino! How are you, dino? 752 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,943 Boy, Vinnie, you look good. 753 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,313 I can't believe this. 754 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:46,624 What the frig is this? 755 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,093 A popover. 756 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,727 There's nothing in it. 757 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:53,331 Last week I drove 43 miles to a restaurant 758 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,933 I heard had good marinara sauce. 759 00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,535 How was it? 760 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,104 Please. 761 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,972 This is where you go when you die. 762 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:03,908 Everything's so clean. 763 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,243 Everybody's so nice. 764 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:07,912 Good we're not broke, or we'd be miserable. 765 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:09,214 I'm broke. 766 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,282 But you get your check every week 767 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,784 from the government, right? 768 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:18,156 How long you think you get your check? 769 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:19,824 Forever. 770 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:20,958 Yeah? 771 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,528 Here's to forever. 772 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,032 What are you saying? 773 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,434 Read the fine print. 774 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,836 They only send you the check 775 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,238 till you testify. 776 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,273 Then they actually expect you 777 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,176 to go to work. 778 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:39,944 Bastards. 779 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:41,147 Creeps. 780 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,581 What the hell? 781 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,183 We should go into business. 782 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:48,487 There's enough of us to start a crime wave. 783 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,374 Hold it. 784 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,816 Come on, come on. Bring it in. 785 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,419 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 786 00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:30,429 Hijacking. 787 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,236 See you guys later. 788 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,837 Good night, Vinnie. 789 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,239 Take care, vin. 790 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,241 Have a good one, Vinnie. 791 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,243 Now, vin, remember, no speeding! 792 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,377 Watch yourself. 793 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,147 Ok, boys, back to work. 794 00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:03,795 [Siren] 795 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,969 We are not accusing you of anything but speeding 796 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,971 at the moment, Mr. wilkinson, 797 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,973 but I'd like to know 798 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,576 about the items in your trunk. 799 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:19,644 Which items? 800 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:22,513 Well, let's start with the cassette players. 801 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,115 I don't know anything about cassette players. 802 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,685 There were 40 of them in your trunk. 803 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:31,689 Oh. A guy I know won those in a contest. 804 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,124 They were part of a shipment 805 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,893 hijacked four days ago. 806 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,295 Oh, that's terrible. 807 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:38,896 And the swordfish? 808 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,298 I know this guy. 809 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:43,301 His whole life is fishing, 810 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:45,903 but he caught too many fish, 811 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,572 so he asked me, 812 00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:50,575 would I keep some fish in my freezer, 813 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:53,578 but I don't have room in my freezer 814 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:56,180 on account of another guy I know 815 00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:58,583 giving me a side of beef. 816 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:01,586 So he put the fish in my trunk 817 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:05,491 while the weather's cold, unbeknownst to me. 818 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,665 Mr. wilkinson... 819 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,370 Put the ball away and sit down! 820 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,579 The books. 821 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,348 You got something against books? 822 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,750 I have nothing against books. 823 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,852 I'm curious about the books 824 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:36,687 in your trunk. 825 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,757 You see, I was thinking of writing my story, 826 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:43,528 so I bought this book on how to do it. 827 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,564 Why do you need 25 copies? 828 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:55,573 In case I want to read it more than once. 829 00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:58,976 I'm sure it will come as no surprise to you 830 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:02,480 to learn these books were part of a shipment 831 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,081 that was hijacked yesterday. 832 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:05,215 No! 833 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,184 Yes! Mr. wilkinson... 834 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,521 How's the turtle, Mrs. stubbs? 835 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,722 Fine, thank you. 836 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,725 Did your kids figure out you switched turtles? 837 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:17,328 I know it would be a major disappointment 838 00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:19,398 for them to find out. 839 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,733 Did you have a warrant? 840 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,402 Know what this lady did? 841 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,803 She whacked the turtle... 842 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,406 This man appears to have been 843 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,808 in at least three major hijackings, 844 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,411 based on what we found in his trunk. 845 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:37,014 Did you have a warrant to search his trunk? 846 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,148 No. 847 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,550 Didn't even have probable cause. 848 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,552 You had no right to search. 849 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:42,720 Probable cause. 850 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,889 Jefferson put that in the constitution. 851 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,290 Not for you. 852 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,893 I'm exactly who he put it in for. 853 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,294 I admire your zeal. 854 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:51,662 Don't patronize me. 855 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,432 I'm the worst-case scenario of Jefferson's dreams. 856 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,600 This way. 857 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,568 Presumably, the statute of limitations 858 00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:59,570 will not have run out... 859 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:02,172 I've been thinking of advising this man 860 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,574 to get involved with you, 861 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,175 but I'm afraid I can't, 862 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,276 because you're losing 863 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,578 your sense of humor. 864 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,179 You can't touch him. 865 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,581 I can, too. 866 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:13,584 If you ever had a sense of humor. 867 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,186 After you testify, all bets are off. 868 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,455 Everybody thinks they're humorous, 869 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:18,856 but they're not. 870 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,458 You commit so much as a misdemeanor, 871 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,460 I'll throw the book at you. 872 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:24,462 Ok, here's a test. 873 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:27,031 What's the difference between a light bulb 874 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,634 and a pregnant woman? 875 00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:31,736 What? 876 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:34,840 You can unscrew a light bulb. 877 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,748 See? No sense of humor whatsoever. 878 00:39:57,496 --> 00:40:00,097 Care for something to drink, ma'am? 879 00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,231 No, thanks. 880 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,633 Something to drink, sir? 881 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,836 Let me borrow that pen again. 882 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,506 What can I get you gentlemen 883 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,107 to drink today? 884 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,509 Ginger ale for me. 885 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:12,910 Two double scotches, please. 886 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,913 We're only allowed to sell you two drinks. 887 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:19,116 Two double scotches would be four drinks. 888 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,250 I see. 889 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,252 All right, how about this? 890 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,254 Sell me my double scotch 891 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,657 and my friend his double scotch. 892 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:29,059 Instead of putting his on his tray, 893 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,929 put it on mine, and I'll pay for both. 894 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:35,132 You look fantastic in red and blue... Pam. 895 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,534 All right, then. 896 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,135 That'll be $12. 897 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:39,537 Ok, and, uh... 898 00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:40,938 Keep the change, please. 899 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,541 We're not allowed to accept tips. 900 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,543 Not allowed to accept tips. 901 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,545 So your change is $8.00. 902 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:48,879 Thank you. 903 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,815 Thank you. 904 00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:52,416 Can I get you something, ma'am? 905 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:55,019 Would you like something to drink? 906 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:55,954 Bye. 907 00:40:55,955 --> 00:40:58,155 You tip a flight attendant? 908 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,557 I tip everybody. 909 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:00,958 That's my philosophy. 910 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,161 See, actually, it's not tipping I believe in. 911 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:05,329 It's overtipping. 912 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,732 I think this is the kind of thing 913 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,333 people would like to know. 914 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,537 Give me that pen again. 915 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,876 American airlines flight 550 916 00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:20,878 for San Francisco is now boarding... 917 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,479 Vinnie, tomorrow morning 918 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,481 you'll be seeing the prosecutors. 919 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,650 Tomorrow morning 920 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,484 I have an appointment with my tailor. 921 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,886 You're going over testimony. 922 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:30,487 Gaetano's expecting me at 10:00. 923 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,222 The next day you'll testify, 924 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,624 after which we'll go back. 925 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:36,226 Don't let anyone know who you are 926 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,628 or that you're in town. 927 00:41:37,629 --> 00:41:39,029 You'll telephone no one. 928 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:41,599 If anyone looks like they know you... 929 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,600 Vinnie! Vinnie! 930 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:43,734 Welcome home! 931 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,335 We love you, Vinnie! 932 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,804 Welcome home, Vinnie! 933 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:49,406 I don't believe this! Are you crazy? 934 00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,109 Nobody knows I'm here but them. 935 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,011 Shh! 936 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,747 Shh! 937 00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:08,927 Mama. 938 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,766 Vincenzo. 939 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:21,573 [Speaking Italian] 940 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:30,447 Undo my cuffs so I can hug my own mother. 941 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:31,849 I can't do that. 942 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:34,551 Don't make me look like a criminal 943 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,921 in front of my mother. 944 00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:38,089 Mama. 945 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,828 Mama. 946 00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:48,600 Oh, mama. 947 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,169 Mama. 948 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,906 MIO bambino. 949 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,042 Mama. 950 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:01,012 Barney. 951 00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:19,865 Hey, hey, hey, mama, mama, mama. 952 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:48,994 I thought wankel invented the rotary engine. 953 00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:53,664 Vinnie? 954 00:43:53,665 --> 00:43:54,665 Vinnie? 955 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,001 Vinnie! 956 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:00,238 Vaca. 957 00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:25,529 Where the hell where you all night? 958 00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:30,500 ♪ these little town blues ♪ 959 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,970 ♪ are melting away ♪♪ 960 00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:34,238 Vinnie, we're late. 961 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,340 We have an appointment downtown. 962 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,709 You see what I mean? 963 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:39,877 Tragic. 964 00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:43,447 Barney, take a look at the two of us. 965 00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:45,350 Take a look. 966 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:49,619 You see, we don't match. 967 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,088 You dress like this, 968 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,190 you attract attention to me. 969 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:54,458 That's dangerous. 970 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,461 Wait till you see this. 971 00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:02,300 Wow. The worst. 972 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,002 It's a pair of socks. 973 00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,603 Just try something different. 974 00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:08,873 Vinnie, I'm not interested in this. 975 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:11,641 Of course you're not. We know this. 976 00:45:11,642 --> 00:45:13,010 If you were interested, 977 00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:15,479 we wouldn't be having this conversation. 978 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,748 No wonder your wife left you. 979 00:45:17,749 --> 00:45:20,417 She didn't leave me because of my socks. 980 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:24,021 The wardrobe is a symbol of how you are. 981 00:45:24,022 --> 00:45:26,456 Now what do you think? 982 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,226 Barney, listen to me. 983 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,627 It's very hard 984 00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:32,897 for a human being to change. 985 00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:35,732 I am an expert on this. 986 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,034 So, sometimes 987 00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:39,303 in order for a human being to change, 988 00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:42,974 you have to change from the outside in. 989 00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:46,777 Wow! 990 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,645 You look beautiful. 991 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:50,081 Come on. 992 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:52,082 Tomorrow, 993 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,051 as the provolone trial continues, 994 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:55,352 the U.S. attorney's office 995 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:57,888 is expected to call Vincent antonelli, 996 00:45:57,889 --> 00:46:00,757 one of the chief lieutenants to gazzo 997 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,359 until September, 998 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,062 when he entered the federal witness protection program. 999 00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:08,866 Look how young I look in that picture. 1000 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:11,735 What do you want from room service? 1001 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:12,870 Nothing. 1002 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,738 You got to eat something. 1003 00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:17,407 What I want is Linguini at Bruno's. 1004 00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:20,010 A little Linguini, a little scungilli. 1005 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:22,612 I'll get you some Italian food. 1006 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:25,015 You think I like hotel rooms? 1007 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:27,484 I'd like to order room service. 1008 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:28,618 Room 606. 1009 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,753 Do you have any Italian food? 1010 00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:31,455 What does that Italian dressing 1011 00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:32,857 come on, salad? 1012 00:46:32,858 --> 00:46:34,458 Ok, I'll take one. 1013 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:36,326 Do you have pasta? 1014 00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:37,828 Macaroni and cheese. 1015 00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:40,230 Ok, I'll take one of those. 1016 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:42,566 What's this chicken volavent? 1017 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:43,968 Can you make that 1018 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:45,970 without the silky cream sauce? 1019 00:46:45,971 --> 00:46:50,307 I just want it in a flaky pastry. 1020 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,809 Ok, fine. Then... 1021 00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:53,978 What are you doing? 1022 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:55,279 I'm wrinkling your jacket 1023 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,347 like you're wrinkling your pants. 1024 00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:58,482 What? Why? 1025 00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,284 You bought a $1,200 suit. 1026 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:04,889 You hang up the jacket, but lay around in your pants. 1027 00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:06,356 You're wrinkling the pants. 1028 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:07,757 Give me your pants. 1029 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:09,226 I'll hang them up. 1030 00:47:09,227 --> 00:47:12,029 What happens, the pants go to the dry cleaners 1031 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:14,164 more than the jacket. 1032 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:17,167 You end up with a suit that doesn't match. 1033 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,169 I'll use the pressing machine. 1034 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,438 Order me the macaroni and cheese, 1035 00:47:21,439 --> 00:47:24,808 and get one of those little bottles of wine. 1036 00:47:24,809 --> 00:47:27,144 I don't want to drink too much. 1037 00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:29,713 Will I need change? No. No. 1038 00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:30,915 They'll have change there. 1039 00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:33,952 I'll be back in about five minutes, ok? 1040 00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:47,932 Vinnie! 1041 00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:49,400 Vinnie! 1042 00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:52,270 Vinnie! 1043 00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:55,973 We open up the truck. 1044 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:58,242 What is there but 6,000 watches? 1045 00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,810 I think, great, 6,000 watches. 1046 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:02,112 What I don't realize 1047 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:05,115 is that each watch is worth 10 grand. 1048 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,716 Now do your multiplication. 1049 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,585 May I help you, sir? 1050 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:10,188 I'm meeting somebody. 1051 00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:13,323 Vinnie! 1052 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,659 $60 million would buy the bar. 1053 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,461 Eddie, make me a drink 1054 00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:20,064 you made the night Mary was shot. 1055 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,066 I think it was a bloody Mary. 1056 00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:24,402 Psst! Vinnie. 1057 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:26,972 Who's that? 1058 00:48:27,805 --> 00:48:29,140 Come here. 1059 00:48:31,076 --> 00:48:32,209 It's Louie! 1060 00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:34,678 Louie vinchenzi from San Francisco. 1061 00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,914 What are you doing here? 1062 00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:42,819 This man's so fast, he doesn't wear pants. 1063 00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:45,555 It slows him down. How was she? 1064 00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:46,957 Give me the suit. 1065 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:49,359 I can't believe you did this... 1066 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,562 A $1,200 suit on my credit card. 1067 00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:54,364 18% on my credit card. 1068 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:58,735 I'll be paying it off the rest of my life. 1069 00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:00,137 Champagne for everybody? 1070 00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:01,738 What a fantastic guy. 1071 00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:03,707 I could've bought a new car. 1072 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:06,376 Don't get him mad. 1073 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:08,912 I can't believe you did this. 1074 00:49:08,913 --> 00:49:10,514 Let's go. Right now. 1075 00:49:10,515 --> 00:49:11,915 This is my territory. 1076 00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:13,317 Back to the motel. 1077 00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:15,919 I want to show you something. 1078 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,521 You see those guys? 1079 00:49:17,522 --> 00:49:19,123 Yes, I do. 1080 00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:21,725 If they find out you're FBI, 1081 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,727 we have a problem. 1082 00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:25,129 So, what'll it be, 1083 00:49:25,130 --> 00:49:27,131 the motel and TV 1084 00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,267 or drinking and girls? 1085 00:49:38,743 --> 00:49:41,011 Know what I noticed about you? 1086 00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:43,880 You never look them in the eye. 1087 00:49:43,881 --> 00:49:45,015 Who? 1088 00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:47,151 Girls. You're a good-looking guy. 1089 00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:50,020 You're a better-looking guy than I am, 1090 00:49:50,021 --> 00:49:52,556 but I always look them in the eye. 1091 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:55,559 Therefore, I'll always get laid more than you, 1092 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,295 which is fundamentally unjust, am I right? 1093 00:49:58,296 --> 00:49:59,896 You're into justice. 1094 00:49:59,897 --> 00:50:02,366 This argument should appeal to you. 1095 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:03,500 Come here. 1096 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:04,634 What? 1097 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,237 Leave your celery. 1098 00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:11,441 Hiya, girls. How ya doing? 1099 00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:13,910 My name's Vinnie. What's your name? 1100 00:50:13,911 --> 00:50:15,045 Angie. 1101 00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:16,646 What's your name? 1102 00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:17,615 Marie. 1103 00:50:17,616 --> 00:50:19,916 Marie, meet my brother-in-law Barney. 1104 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:21,785 He invented that valve doohickey 1105 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:23,187 on the artificial heart. 1106 00:50:23,188 --> 00:50:25,455 Don't ask me to explain it. 1107 00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,324 Barney. What a great name. 1108 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:28,925 They always say that. 1109 00:50:28,926 --> 00:50:31,395 Look her right in the eye. 1110 00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:32,629 Hi, Marie. 1111 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:33,531 Hi, Barney. 1112 00:50:33,532 --> 00:50:36,200 What do you say we all dance? 1113 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,802 Oh, Vinnie, no. I'd rather not. 1114 00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:40,204 I want to dance. 1115 00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:42,806 Do a little merengue for us. 1116 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:44,208 Merengue. All right. 1117 00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:47,211 Don't take it easy on her. Let's go. 1118 00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,212 ♪ yeah ♪ 1119 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:50,415 pull it up. Pump up. 1120 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:57,087 What are you doing? 1121 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:58,955 You're too stiff. You're slouching. 1122 00:50:58,956 --> 00:51:00,224 Stand up like this. 1123 00:51:00,225 --> 00:51:02,192 Buckle your knees a little. 1124 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:04,562 Move your hips. 1125 00:51:21,246 --> 00:51:22,379 Hey, Barney. 1126 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:25,183 Put your hand here like this. 1127 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:28,852 Ohh. 1128 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:30,155 Do it. 1129 00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:37,595 Now watch this. 1130 00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:45,802 Do it. 1131 00:51:45,803 --> 00:51:46,871 Do it. 1132 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:05,456 ♪ la merengue ♪ 1133 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:14,465 ♪ ioye! ♪ 1134 00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:17,468 ♪ asi, mami, asi ♪ 1135 00:52:23,007 --> 00:52:24,642 ♪ suave, suave ♪ 1136 00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:32,583 ♪ yeah ♪ 1137 00:52:56,073 --> 00:52:57,875 ♪ suave, suave ♪ 1138 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,250 ♪ ay, mama, ay... ♪♪ 1139 00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,274 Vinnie! 1140 00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:32,710 Aah! Aah! 1141 00:53:49,994 --> 00:53:51,762 Hey, Barney. 1142 00:53:52,997 --> 00:53:54,299 Yeah, Vinnie? 1143 00:53:57,134 --> 00:54:00,305 Where'd you learn to shoot like that? 1144 00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:04,008 In the bureau. 1145 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:08,479 Really? 1146 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:10,748 Yeah. 1147 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:14,619 You saved my life. 1148 00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:19,489 You saved my life. 1149 00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:22,091 We're in each other's debt forever. 1150 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,894 That's so great. 1151 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:30,033 Good night, Vinnie. 1152 00:54:30,034 --> 00:54:31,636 Good night, Barney. 1153 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:36,440 And what happened then, Mr. antonelli? 1154 00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:38,442 Mr. capelli left the room. 1155 00:54:38,443 --> 00:54:41,210 Did Mr. gazzo say anything 1156 00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:42,913 at this point? 1157 00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:48,318 Mr. gazzo said, "kill the fart." 1158 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:50,053 I apologize, your honor, 1159 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,921 but that's what he said. 1160 00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:54,057 To whom was he speaking? 1161 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,059 Sonny, Frankie, Richie, al... 1162 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:57,861 The guys who were there. 1163 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:00,464 Then they had a little eggplant 1164 00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:02,065 Benny's mother made. 1165 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:03,467 She puts capers in, 1166 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,335 which I think's a mistake. 1167 00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:07,804 Then they killed Nicky capelli. 1168 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,474 One behind the ear with a .22. 1169 00:55:10,475 --> 00:55:12,342 Richie loved to use .22s. 1170 00:55:12,343 --> 00:55:13,743 The bullets are small 1171 00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:16,145 and don't come out the other end 1172 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,481 like a .45. 1173 00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:19,883 A .45 will blow a barn door 1174 00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,485 out your head. 1175 00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:23,086 Lots of dry-cleaning involved. 1176 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:24,421 A .22 will just rattle around 1177 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:27,491 like pac-man until you die. 1178 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:29,093 Thank you, Mr. antonelli. 1179 00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:31,461 You're welcome. 1180 00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:33,096 Your witness. 1181 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:34,297 Mr. antonelli, 1182 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:36,099 where exactly do you live? 1183 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,233 Nowhere. 1184 00:55:37,234 --> 00:55:38,368 Objection. 1185 00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:40,370 Mr. levine knows perfectly well 1186 00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:43,106 the witness is unable to answer that question. 1187 00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,508 I withdraw the question. 1188 00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:45,909 Aren't you currently 1189 00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:48,378 in the federal witness protection program? 1190 00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:49,513 Yes. 1191 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:51,515 You're living somewhere in America 1192 00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:53,383 under government protection. 1193 00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:56,252 You agreed to testify against Mr. gazzo. 1194 00:55:56,253 --> 00:55:58,154 In exchange for this testimony, 1195 00:55:58,155 --> 00:55:59,523 you've been given immunity, 1196 00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,991 a nice house, and a weekly paycheck. 1197 00:56:01,992 --> 00:56:03,159 That correct? 1198 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,430 That's not all I get. 1199 00:56:06,431 --> 00:56:08,698 Perhaps you could enlighten the jury 1200 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,800 as to what else the government's giving you 1201 00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:13,002 in exchange for this testimony. 1202 00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:14,138 Sure. 1203 00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:19,175 I get to never see my parents again 1204 00:56:19,176 --> 00:56:20,810 or my loved ones. 1205 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:24,414 I get to live in a place... 1206 00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:27,016 It's ok. Don't get me wrong. 1207 00:56:27,017 --> 00:56:28,518 The air is clean. 1208 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,119 The people are nice. 1209 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,789 But for a guy like me, 1210 00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,391 who was raised on the sidewalks 1211 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,561 of a city that never sleeps, 1212 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:39,463 it's a living hell. 1213 00:56:39,464 --> 00:56:40,564 There were times 1214 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:42,699 I thought of giving it up, 1215 00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:45,301 particularly when my wife left me. 1216 00:56:45,302 --> 00:56:47,704 They gave us a nice house 1217 00:56:47,705 --> 00:56:49,305 with flowers in front. 1218 00:56:49,306 --> 00:56:50,707 It made her sick. 1219 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:53,910 But I made a deal with the government 1220 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,378 to tell the truth. 1221 00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:57,380 If you think I'm saying 1222 00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:58,482 what I'm saying 1223 00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:00,383 about Mr. gazzo killing Nicky 1224 00:57:00,384 --> 00:57:02,385 only because of the deal, 1225 00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:04,087 you got a point, 1226 00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:06,423 but it's still the truth. 1227 00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:19,235 What's the difference between a light bulb 1228 00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:20,504 and a pregnant woman? 1229 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:21,905 I don't know. 1230 00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:24,508 You can unscrew a light bulb. 1231 00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:27,511 Michelle, a drink here for my friend. 1232 00:57:27,512 --> 00:57:28,912 Oh, I couldn't possibly. 1233 00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:31,515 Have a Brandy. Monks make it. 1234 00:57:31,516 --> 00:57:34,518 Vinnie, we'll have to work so hard 1235 00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:37,386 next time we come to New York 1236 00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:39,188 so it won't be a letdown 1237 00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:40,657 after this trip. 1238 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:43,126 What a fabulous time I had. 1239 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,928 Although I got to admit, 1240 00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:47,931 it will be good to get back home. 1241 00:57:47,932 --> 00:57:49,533 Barney, I've been thinking. 1242 00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:51,535 It doesn't make any sense 1243 00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:54,871 for you to have a problem with that d.A. 1244 00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:57,541 Get off my back about the d.A. 1245 00:57:57,542 --> 00:57:59,408 I'm not talking about romance. 1246 00:57:59,409 --> 00:58:00,810 I'm talking in general. 1247 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,146 Why make war with the d.A.? 1248 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:04,948 You're out of your mind, 1249 00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:07,551 especially in your line of work. 1250 00:58:07,552 --> 00:58:09,553 Try and make peace with her, 1251 00:58:09,554 --> 00:58:12,556 a little gesture to show you're friendly. 1252 00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:13,957 Why make war? 1253 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:17,561 I mean, that's my philosophy anyway. 1254 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:20,130 That's my philosophy. 1255 00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:29,706 Hi, Mr. wilkinson. 1256 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:31,307 Hi, Mr. wilkinson. 1257 00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,309 Hi, kids. How ya doing? 1258 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:34,443 Hi, tod. 1259 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:35,845 Hi, Debbie. Hi, Brodie. 1260 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:38,948 What a day for a mow, huh? 1261 00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:39,750 Hey, tiger. 1262 00:58:39,751 --> 00:58:41,585 Where'd you get that jacket? 1263 00:58:41,586 --> 00:58:43,587 You look sharp. 1264 00:58:43,588 --> 00:58:45,522 Hey, baby. 1265 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:48,959 Way to go, coopersmith. 1266 00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:51,728 Coopersmith. 1267 00:58:51,729 --> 00:58:53,129 Good morning, sir. 1268 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:57,167 You could use a little help yourself. 1269 00:59:10,815 --> 00:59:12,917 Who gave me this? 1270 00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:31,500 Hi, kids. My name is tod. 1271 00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:33,436 I'm a friend of your mom's 1272 00:59:33,437 --> 00:59:34,971 from the office. 1273 00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:36,105 I'm Jamie. 1274 00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:36,907 I'm Tommy. 1275 00:59:36,908 --> 00:59:38,775 What are you doing here? 1276 00:59:38,776 --> 00:59:41,177 We have to leave right away. 1277 00:59:41,178 --> 00:59:43,379 Otherwise we'll miss batting practice. 1278 00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:44,380 Let's go. 1279 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:45,982 Hey, we can't go. 1280 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:47,416 We can't go. 1281 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:48,517 Why not? 1282 00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:49,919 Of course you can. 1283 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,320 Now parking's always a problem 1284 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:52,656 at the stadium, 1285 00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:54,658 so I've taken the Liberty, 1286 00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:56,259 if you don't mind, 1287 00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,761 of hiring a limousine. 1288 00:59:57,762 --> 00:59:59,362 A limo! Oh, yes! 1289 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:00,630 Where is it? 1290 01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:02,531 Does it have a TV? 1291 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,633 Awesome. 1292 01:00:03,634 --> 01:00:04,668 Rad. 1293 01:00:04,669 --> 01:00:06,971 Oh, yes! 1294 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,110 We can't possibly. 1295 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:15,244 Oh, mom. 1296 01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:16,380 Why not? 1297 01:00:19,483 --> 01:00:21,417 Please, mom. 1298 01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:22,451 Yeah, please. 1299 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,855 Come on. 1300 01:00:27,557 --> 01:00:29,025 Oh, thank you. 1301 01:00:29,026 --> 01:00:29,960 Yes! 1302 01:00:29,961 --> 01:00:33,429 ♪ if everybody had an ocean ♪ 1303 01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:36,232 ♪ across the usa ♪ 1304 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:39,102 ♪ then everybody'd be surfin' ♪ 1305 01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:40,569 ♪ like califor-ni-a... ♪♪ 1306 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:41,838 hey, mom. Vodka. 1307 01:00:41,839 --> 01:00:43,306 Put that away now. 1308 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:45,809 Hey, you got any vodka? 1309 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:47,811 Put your seat belts on. 1310 01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:52,116 Hey, you don't have to put them on in this. 1311 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:56,585 Hot dogs! 1312 01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:58,587 These good seats or what? 1313 01:00:58,588 --> 01:01:00,456 Here's a program for you. 1314 01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:02,125 You keep track of everything. 1315 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,861 Never take your wallet out at the ball game. 1316 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:07,230 Didn't your mother teach you this? 1317 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,397 No. 1318 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:09,799 Put this away. 1319 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,002 How many hot dogs do we want, two each? 1320 01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:15,004 Real men always have two. 1321 01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,606 Ok, and two for your mother. 1322 01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:19,675 I don't want a hot dog. 1323 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,677 She's probably on a diet. 1324 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:24,580 My wife was always on a diet. 1325 01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:26,482 My mother used to say, 1326 01:01:26,483 --> 01:01:28,885 be careful of women on diets. 1327 01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:31,254 They're always in a bad mood. 1328 01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:32,621 She was right, too. 1329 01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:35,024 My wife walked out on me. 1330 01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:37,360 I thought your wife died. 1331 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:38,762 I only wish. 1332 01:01:38,763 --> 01:01:41,164 2, 4, 6 hot dogs, please. 1333 01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:42,498 Keep the change. 1334 01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:43,967 Remember this section. 1335 01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:46,635 Pass one to your mom. 1336 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:48,637 Barney coopersmith, what a coincidence. 1337 01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:50,239 What do you mean? 1338 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,640 You invited me. 1339 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:53,242 It's an expression. 1340 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:54,911 You sit next to her. 1341 01:01:54,912 --> 01:01:57,646 Everything doesn't have to be a war 1342 01:01:57,647 --> 01:02:00,649 with you j. Edgar hoover types. 1343 01:02:00,650 --> 01:02:01,985 Hi. 1344 01:02:01,986 --> 01:02:03,020 Hi. 1345 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:07,723 The reason you never take your wallet out 1346 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,325 at a ball game or anyplace else 1347 01:02:09,326 --> 01:02:12,195 is that someone's gonna steal it from you. 1348 01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:13,629 [Star spangled banner plays] 1349 01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:16,032 When you wave your wallet around, 1350 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:18,334 they watch where you put it. 1351 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:21,805 When you get up to go to the bathroom, 1352 01:02:21,806 --> 01:02:24,673 they follow you in and use a bumper. 1353 01:02:24,674 --> 01:02:26,542 They always use a bumper. 1354 01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:27,944 Bump into your brother. 1355 01:02:27,945 --> 01:02:29,946 This is how it works. 1356 01:02:29,947 --> 01:02:31,948 Feel anything? Look at this. 1357 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:35,819 So always protect your wallet. 1358 01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:39,856 ♪ o'er the ramparts we watched ♪ 1359 01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:44,127 ♪ were so gallantly streaming ♪♪ 1360 01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:47,330 play ball! 1361 01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:48,397 Yeah. 1362 01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:50,034 Play ball. 1363 01:02:55,739 --> 01:02:56,973 Padres! Padres! 1364 01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,774 Padres! Padres! 1365 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,343 Padres! Padres! 1366 01:03:00,344 --> 01:03:02,079 Padres! Padres! 1367 01:03:04,181 --> 01:03:05,314 What? 1368 01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:07,184 He was safe. 1369 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:21,965 Nice day, huh? 1370 01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:25,268 ♪ take me out to the ball game ♪ 1371 01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:28,737 ♪ take me out with the crowd ♪ 1372 01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:30,739 ♪ buy me some peanuts... ♪♪ 1373 01:03:30,740 --> 01:03:32,442 that's it! 1374 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:36,980 That was awesome. 1375 01:03:36,981 --> 01:03:38,481 Yeah, how about that? 1376 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:39,883 You kids play baseball? 1377 01:03:39,884 --> 01:03:42,886 We play in the field behind the mall. 1378 01:03:42,887 --> 01:03:44,487 I know that field. 1379 01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:45,889 It's in bad condition. 1380 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:48,892 Every time it rains, it gets all yucky. 1381 01:03:48,893 --> 01:03:51,294 A dome is what you need. 1382 01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:54,898 The first little league in America with a dome. 1383 01:03:54,899 --> 01:03:57,833 You ought to raise money for it. 1384 01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,235 It's a cocktail party 1385 01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:00,769 for law-enforcement personnel 1386 01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,771 in the San Diego area. 1387 01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:05,774 If you'd like to come with me. 1388 01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:06,910 Yes. 1389 01:04:06,911 --> 01:04:08,377 I would. 1390 01:04:08,378 --> 01:04:10,047 I'll call you. 1391 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:59,828 You know, it's dangerous for you to be here 1392 01:04:59,829 --> 01:05:01,830 in the frozen food section. 1393 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,232 Why is that? 1394 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:07,370 Because you could melt all this stuff. 1395 01:05:07,371 --> 01:05:08,438 Ahh. 1396 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:15,111 By the way, 1397 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:16,712 my name's shaldeen. 1398 01:05:16,713 --> 01:05:17,981 Hiya, shaldeen. 1399 01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:19,448 What's yours? 1400 01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:20,849 My name's tod. 1401 01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:24,453 Tod. That's a beautiful name. 1402 01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:26,455 It's Italian for... 1403 01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:28,658 Extra special. 1404 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:37,968 [Telephone rings] 1405 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:41,471 [Ring] 1406 01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:43,872 Hello. 1407 01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:45,274 Barney, how ya doing? 1408 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:46,909 What's going on, Vinnie? 1409 01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:48,511 I'm in Reno. 1410 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:49,912 I just got married. 1411 01:05:49,913 --> 01:05:50,980 Got what? 1412 01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:52,015 Married. 1413 01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:53,416 Say hello to shaldeen. 1414 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,919 Shaldeen, say hello to Barney. 1415 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,021 Hi, Barney. 1416 01:05:58,022 --> 01:05:59,155 Hi, shaldeen. 1417 01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:01,290 Put Vinnie back on, please. 1418 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,192 Bye. 1419 01:06:02,193 --> 01:06:03,626 Love her or what? 1420 01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:06,162 I don't understand. You're already married. 1421 01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:08,897 I didn't marry her under my real name. 1422 01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:12,568 I said, Vinnie, you're already married. 1423 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:13,902 He said, don't worry. 1424 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:15,572 I didn't marry her under my real name. 1425 01:06:17,907 --> 01:06:20,443 You're not going to book him for bigamy? 1426 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:23,646 Hannah doesn't find him as funny as I do. 1427 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:25,648 I see that it's funny. 1428 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:28,051 I have a sense of humor. 1429 01:06:28,052 --> 01:06:29,452 Of course you have. 1430 01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:31,054 Everyone thinks they have, 1431 01:06:31,055 --> 01:06:33,990 even people who don't. 1432 01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:41,131 You look nice. 1433 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,767 Thanks. 1434 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:47,203 Do you want to dance? 1435 01:06:47,204 --> 01:06:48,671 I'm a terrible dancer. 1436 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,073 So am I, 1437 01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:52,475 but I can do the merengue. 1438 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,711 They're not playing the merengue. 1439 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,014 They will. 1440 01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:10,093 Thank you. 1441 01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:11,461 1, 2. 1442 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,810 She's a therapist. 1443 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,712 He owns a lumberyard. 1444 01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:12,715 She left me for one of her patients. 1445 01:09:12,716 --> 01:09:16,819 He left me for someone I car-pooled with. 1446 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:20,356 Jamie, the 9-year-old, is the serious one. 1447 01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:22,491 That's how it is with brothers. 1448 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,360 One's serious, the other's funny. 1449 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:26,829 Like with me and my brother. 1450 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,231 You're the serious one. 1451 01:09:28,232 --> 01:09:29,832 I'm the funny one. 1452 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:30,933 Really. 1453 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:32,235 She moved to Wichita. 1454 01:09:32,236 --> 01:09:34,237 I haven't seen her since. 1455 01:09:34,238 --> 01:09:35,638 I see him constantly. 1456 01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:40,042 He walks into the house without even knocking. 1457 01:09:40,043 --> 01:09:42,378 Would you like to come in 1458 01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:44,247 for some coffee or something? 1459 01:09:44,248 --> 01:09:46,682 Well, if it won't wake up the kids. 1460 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:49,719 The kids are at my mother's. 1461 01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:55,925 Your kids are at your mothers? 1462 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:47,142 Good morning! 1463 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,611 Guys! 1464 01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:49,745 Hiya. 1465 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:50,746 Hey. 1466 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:51,681 Oh! 1467 01:10:51,682 --> 01:10:54,283 You want to come into this house, 1468 01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:55,851 you ring the damn bell! 1469 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:56,820 I'm sorry. 1470 01:10:56,821 --> 01:10:58,854 Do you mind getting the door, please? 1471 01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:00,222 Thank you. 1472 01:11:00,223 --> 01:11:01,223 Oh! 1473 01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:02,224 Aah! 1474 01:11:02,225 --> 01:11:03,627 Oh! Ooh! 1475 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:28,517 You've chosen the right agent, sir. 1476 01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:30,218 Barney, I've got you 1477 01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:32,456 the assignment of your dreams! 1478 01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:34,923 You're going undercover, buddy. 1479 01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:36,091 Congratulations. 1480 01:11:36,092 --> 01:11:38,461 We're launching a major sting operation tomorrow. 1481 01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:40,062 Step into my parlor. 1482 01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:41,464 At 1300 hours. 1483 01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:43,065 Synchronize your watches, men. 1484 01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,467 We get to be Canadians! 1485 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:47,069 I still have the witness to look after 1486 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:48,471 until he appears in court. 1487 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:50,673 He has one more court appearance. 1488 01:11:50,674 --> 01:11:51,475 When? 1489 01:11:51,476 --> 01:11:52,608 In three weeks. 1490 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:54,343 This is a very important assignment. 1491 01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:57,346 You'll be out for as long as it takes... 1492 01:11:57,347 --> 01:11:59,147 Four weeks, eight weeks, however long. 1493 01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:01,750 I'll make sure someone's assigned to your witness. 1494 01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:04,353 I assume that he'll stay out of trouble 1495 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:05,754 in the meantime, coopersmith? 1496 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:07,756 He just fell in love, sir. 1497 01:12:07,757 --> 01:12:10,959 You know how it is when you fall in love. 1498 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:11,961 Sir? 1499 01:12:13,296 --> 01:12:14,731 Undercover! 1500 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:19,101 Undercover. 1501 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:20,503 You can't even call? 1502 01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:22,104 We'll be stashed away. 1503 01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:23,506 You can't use the phone 1504 01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:25,908 for anything that's not related to the job. 1505 01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:27,910 Someone could be tapping the phone. 1506 01:12:27,911 --> 01:12:30,714 You could jeopardize the entire investigation. 1507 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:35,018 But you just got here. 1508 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:49,765 Ok, fellas, this is it. 1509 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:50,767 Let's go! 1510 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,302 You're Harry redleaf, and you're dicky thorson. 1511 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:55,704 You're from Vancouver, 1512 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:58,306 and you're in town to buy stolen goods 1513 01:12:58,307 --> 01:12:59,908 from a major hijacking ring. 1514 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:01,309 They'll contact you 1515 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:03,912 when they're ready to fence their goods. 1516 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:05,113 When will that be? 1517 01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:08,316 Not today. It will be whenever it will be. 1518 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:10,919 So, me and Barney just sit here waiting? 1519 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,721 That's right. 1520 01:13:11,722 --> 01:13:13,321 It will be much easier 1521 01:13:13,322 --> 01:13:14,490 if you start calling each other 1522 01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:15,724 Harry and dicky. 1523 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:18,126 So, dicky and me just sit here waiting? 1524 01:13:18,127 --> 01:13:21,431 I hate that name. I really hate that name! 1525 01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:26,970 Have a nice day at the office, honey. 1526 01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:31,073 See you later, darling. 1527 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:32,207 Bye, honey. 1528 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:33,341 [Blows kiss] 1529 01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:35,343 Jesus, look at this shit! 1530 01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:37,680 Oh, look at this rain! 1531 01:13:37,681 --> 01:13:40,849 Bring it back here, Epstein! 1532 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,250 Back it up! 1533 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,252 Pull it a little to the left, 1534 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:45,654 just a little bit! 1535 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:48,458 Take it easy! That's it, hold it! 1536 01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:55,464 Ah, what the hell is this? 1537 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:56,865 Where are the stereos? 1538 01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:59,468 How are we going to fence this shit? 1539 01:13:59,469 --> 01:14:00,869 Guys, what do you got? 1540 01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:03,472 We got two big spenders in town. 1541 01:14:03,473 --> 01:14:05,474 We got nothing to sell them. 1542 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:09,679 What the hell are we supposed to do with these? 1543 01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:16,019 How many of these we got? 1544 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,291 See, you guys see a problem. 1545 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:24,794 I see potential. 1546 01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:31,868 Have a nice day. 1547 01:14:33,537 --> 01:14:35,137 How you doing? 1548 01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:36,304 Would you mind us 1549 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:37,540 leaving this bottle here 1550 01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:38,641 to raise money 1551 01:14:38,642 --> 01:14:40,543 for the fryburg little league? 1552 01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:42,145 Huh. Not at all. 1553 01:14:49,285 --> 01:14:51,120 Have a nice day. 1554 01:15:08,437 --> 01:15:09,806 Hiya, kids! 1555 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,282 I'll see you next week. 1556 01:15:24,988 --> 01:15:27,590 Lost track of how long we've been in here. 1557 01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:28,991 Give me some idea. 1558 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:30,593 I don't know what's happening. 1559 01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:31,994 We lost contact temporarily. 1560 01:15:31,995 --> 01:15:33,996 What are we supposed to do? 1561 01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:36,599 I'm wasting the best years of my life. 1562 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,500 I got a wife and a family 1563 01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:40,002 I'm not with, dicky. 1564 01:15:40,003 --> 01:15:41,604 You don't hear me complaining. 1565 01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:43,840 [Video game sound effects] 1566 01:15:45,474 --> 01:15:48,476 You call me dicky one more time, 1567 01:15:48,477 --> 01:15:49,878 and I'll kill you. 1568 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:52,081 [Electric razor buzzes] 1569 01:16:05,261 --> 01:16:06,562 Thank you. 1570 01:16:09,432 --> 01:16:11,034 Hi, tod! Hi, tod! 1571 01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:14,637 Hiya, Tommy. Hiya, Jamie. 1572 01:16:14,638 --> 01:16:16,840 What's all that money for? 1573 01:16:20,343 --> 01:16:21,944 I don't know. 1574 01:16:21,945 --> 01:16:22,746 Race ya! 1575 01:16:22,747 --> 01:16:24,146 I'm first, I'm first! 1576 01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:26,749 I don't know what kind I'm getting. 1577 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:29,351 What can I do for you? 1578 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:30,753 I don't know yet. 1579 01:16:30,754 --> 01:16:32,354 Got to look around. 1580 01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:34,389 That looks really good. 1581 01:16:34,390 --> 01:16:35,992 Take your time. 1582 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:39,127 I'll get chocolate chip. 1583 01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:40,128 Coming up. 1584 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:41,130 Okey-doke. 1585 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:45,668 It's $1.00, right? 1586 01:16:45,669 --> 01:16:47,837 Mm-hmm, 1 dollar. 1587 01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:51,607 Chocolate chip. 1588 01:16:52,976 --> 01:16:55,177 You want the cone or what? 1589 01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:57,046 I changed my mind. 1590 01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:59,082 Sorry. 1591 01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:02,184 Maybe he'll put in night lights! 1592 01:17:02,185 --> 01:17:04,787 No, he'll put in a dome and astroturf. 1593 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:07,189 Mom, you should've seen the money in the bottle. 1594 01:17:07,190 --> 01:17:08,791 There's like trillions of dollars. 1595 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,392 It was our idea. 1596 01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:11,794 Well, not exactly our idea, 1597 01:17:11,795 --> 01:17:14,396 but we told him how awful the field was. 1598 01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:15,998 He might put in bleachers. 1599 01:17:15,999 --> 01:17:16,800 Oh, yeah! 1600 01:17:16,801 --> 01:17:18,400 And astroturf again! 1601 01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:20,203 And maybe even a dome. 1602 01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:46,329 All right. 1603 01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:00,275 It's the first time in my life 1604 01:18:00,276 --> 01:18:02,878 I try to do something for someone, 1605 01:18:02,879 --> 01:18:04,612 repay my debt to society, 1606 01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:06,614 and you arrest me for it. 1607 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:08,616 He might be telling the truth. 1608 01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:10,618 It was all for the community. 1609 01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:12,620 I swear on my mother's life. 1610 01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:14,222 Let me do this. 1611 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,623 I live here. 1612 01:18:15,624 --> 01:18:17,525 This is my home. 1613 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:18,927 For better or for worse. 1614 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:20,328 I love it here. 1615 01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,931 And you were going to give the money 1616 01:18:22,932 --> 01:18:24,532 to the community, weren't you? 1617 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:25,801 Yes. Yes! 1618 01:18:25,802 --> 01:18:27,302 He was going to give the money 1619 01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:28,804 to the community. 1620 01:18:28,805 --> 01:18:30,705 When were you going to give the money 1621 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,207 to the community? 1622 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,810 When I had all of it, obviously. 1623 01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:37,179 Listen, Mrs. stubbs... 1624 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:38,546 Over here. 1625 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,548 Against the wall, sir. 1626 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,550 I'm a new man. 1627 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:44,953 This is not the old me. 1628 01:18:44,954 --> 01:18:46,955 This is the new me. 1629 01:18:46,956 --> 01:18:49,825 He seems like a completely different person. 1630 01:18:49,826 --> 01:18:51,259 He seems totally different. 1631 01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:53,261 Anyway, I'm not your problem. 1632 01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:56,464 You have major crime going on right here 1633 01:18:56,465 --> 01:18:57,866 under your nose. 1634 01:18:57,867 --> 01:18:59,601 You're wasting your time with me. 1635 01:18:59,602 --> 01:19:00,803 I'm nothing. 1636 01:19:00,804 --> 01:19:02,405 I'm small potatoes. 1637 01:19:05,809 --> 01:19:07,209 What I could tell you 1638 01:19:07,210 --> 01:19:08,743 about what's going on around here 1639 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:10,445 if I wanted to, 1640 01:19:10,446 --> 01:19:11,579 it's big. 1641 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,715 Come on, buddy. 1642 01:19:13,716 --> 01:19:16,118 What if he's telling the truth? 1643 01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:18,354 At least listen to him. 1644 01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:27,629 Ok. 1645 01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:28,832 What? 1646 01:19:29,999 --> 01:19:32,600 Two of the biggest fences in north America 1647 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,003 are sitting right here in fryburg, 1648 01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:37,005 ready to make a deal 1649 01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:39,407 on everything in town that isn't nailed down. 1650 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:42,010 They're looking to buy a ton of swag 1651 01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:45,214 and ship it out of here in boxcars. 1652 01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:49,352 Hannah! 1653 01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:54,023 Are you trying to make a deal with me? 1654 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,829 I don't know. Am I? 1655 01:20:03,332 --> 01:20:05,800 There's no deal if they're not here. 1656 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,002 They're here. 1657 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:09,337 If he said they're here, they'll be here. 1658 01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:11,273 Yeah. Harry redleaf and dicky thorson. 1659 01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:12,340 From Vancouver. 1660 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,943 Did I tell you they were from Vancouver, 1661 01:20:14,944 --> 01:20:17,545 or did I tell you they were from Vancouver? 1662 01:20:17,546 --> 01:20:18,546 Let's go. 1663 01:20:18,547 --> 01:20:19,948 First left out the door. 1664 01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:21,716 Here you go. Thank you. 1665 01:20:21,717 --> 01:20:23,718 They never leave the room. 1666 01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:25,120 They just sit there 1667 01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:26,721 like they waiting on something. 1668 01:20:26,722 --> 01:20:29,824 Did I tell you, or did I tell you? 1669 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,226 What about male customers 1670 01:20:31,227 --> 01:20:32,827 buying things for their wives? 1671 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:35,064 They all watch Oprah Winfrey. 1672 01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:39,234 Police! 1673 01:20:39,235 --> 01:20:39,936 Police! 1674 01:20:39,937 --> 01:20:41,870 Police! Freeze! 1675 01:20:41,871 --> 01:20:44,140 You're under ar... Rest. 1676 01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:46,409 Hannah. 1677 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,846 Bastard. 1678 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:53,281 You bastard! 1679 01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:54,682 I had no idea! 1680 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:57,085 For once in my life, I'm telling... 1681 01:20:57,086 --> 01:20:58,686 The deal is off! 1682 01:20:58,687 --> 01:20:59,787 I'm arresting you 1683 01:20:59,788 --> 01:21:01,089 for a scam moneymaking scheme 1684 01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:03,091 to build a little league park. 1685 01:21:03,092 --> 01:21:04,292 And furthermore, 1686 01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:07,362 I'm indicting you under your real name. 1687 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,164 Cuff him! 1688 01:21:09,165 --> 01:21:12,167 He has to testify in New York in three days, 1689 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:13,768 but he won't make it 1690 01:21:13,769 --> 01:21:14,869 because by tomorrow 1691 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,171 this story's in the newspaper 1692 01:21:16,172 --> 01:21:18,773 and every hit man in America will be here. 1693 01:21:18,774 --> 01:21:20,375 I seriously doubt that. 1694 01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,776 You want to bet? 1695 01:21:21,777 --> 01:21:24,179 I never bet when I'm sure I'm right. 1696 01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:26,181 Presumably you haven't done much betting, 1697 01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:27,649 since you've only been wrong 1698 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:28,783 once in your life. 1699 01:21:28,784 --> 01:21:29,986 Twice. 1700 01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:34,924 Hannah. 1701 01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:40,996 There you are. 1702 01:21:40,997 --> 01:21:42,397 Barney! Thank god! 1703 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:45,000 You got to get me out of this mess! 1704 01:21:45,001 --> 01:21:47,602 That's the way it's been your whole life. 1705 01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:49,004 You spill your milk, 1706 01:21:49,005 --> 01:21:51,006 and somebody else cleans it up. 1707 01:21:51,007 --> 01:21:53,608 I'm not cleaning up your mess this time. 1708 01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:54,609 Lighten up. 1709 01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:56,011 Is that your solution, 1710 01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:57,412 that it's somebody else's problem? 1711 01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:59,014 You steal a little swordfish, 1712 01:21:59,015 --> 01:22:00,415 and Hannah should lighten up? 1713 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:03,418 You pretend to raise money for the little league, 1714 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:05,620 and the community should lighten up? 1715 01:22:05,621 --> 01:22:07,022 Hannah turns against me, 1716 01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:08,423 and I should lighten up? 1717 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,625 Barney... I've upset you. I'm sorry. 1718 01:22:10,626 --> 01:22:12,427 What kind of jail is this? 1719 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:15,030 Oh, I don't like to use this bathroom, 1720 01:22:15,031 --> 01:22:17,632 so they let me use the office bathroom. 1721 01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:19,034 Isn't there a guard? 1722 01:22:19,035 --> 01:22:20,435 Everything all right, Vinnie? 1723 01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:23,038 Oh, Jimmy, yeah. No problem. Thanks. 1724 01:22:23,039 --> 01:22:25,641 Come on in. Come on in. 1725 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,277 Sit down. 1726 01:22:32,481 --> 01:22:33,881 You have a pillow 1727 01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:36,084 with your name embroidered on it? 1728 01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:38,620 Yeah, crystal made that for me. 1729 01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:40,289 It's nice, isn't it? 1730 01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:46,961 Hey... 1731 01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:49,364 At least you never got involved with her. 1732 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:51,966 I can't believe I even suggested it! 1733 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,568 Don't you understand, Vinnie? 1734 01:22:53,569 --> 01:22:54,769 I'm in love with Hannah. 1735 01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:58,373 And now she hates me, and it's all your fault. 1736 01:22:58,374 --> 01:23:01,576 I'm so pissed at you! I'm really pissed, ok? 1737 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:02,578 Ok. 1738 01:23:04,547 --> 01:23:06,348 Why is it my fault? 1739 01:23:06,349 --> 01:23:08,950 Because you are a blight on this community, 1740 01:23:08,951 --> 01:23:12,687 and I put you here, so she blames me. 1741 01:23:12,688 --> 01:23:17,692 Barney, I am sorry. 1742 01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:18,760 Yeah, right. 1743 01:23:18,761 --> 01:23:21,163 I am. Really, I am. I owe you. 1744 01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:22,630 You saved my life 1745 01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:24,032 that night in New York. 1746 01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:25,833 I could never shoot at anyone. 1747 01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:28,236 I never touched a gun in my life. 1748 01:23:28,237 --> 01:23:30,838 It doomed me forever to middle management, 1749 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,441 and that's the truth. 1750 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:36,744 I should do something. What could I do? 1751 01:23:36,745 --> 01:23:38,146 Vinnie, don't do anything. 1752 01:23:38,147 --> 01:23:40,449 Please, stop doing things. 1753 01:23:41,817 --> 01:23:44,386 I have to make a phone call. 1754 01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:45,321 Now what? 1755 01:23:45,322 --> 01:23:47,655 I am entitled to make a phone call, 1756 01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:48,923 am I not? 1757 01:23:48,924 --> 01:23:50,359 Oh, jailer. 1758 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:54,129 Should I use the office line 1759 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,763 or the coffee room line? 1760 01:23:55,764 --> 01:23:57,165 Our position, your honor, 1761 01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:58,566 is that we be permitted 1762 01:23:58,567 --> 01:24:01,436 to hold Mr. antonelli without bail. 1763 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:04,038 Every day he is on the streets, 1764 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,440 he commits a crime. 1765 01:24:05,441 --> 01:24:08,042 And while that may be all right 1766 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,444 in places like New York 1767 01:24:09,445 --> 01:24:11,446 where people are used to it, 1768 01:24:11,447 --> 01:24:14,048 here in fryburg, every citizen is a victim. 1769 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,049 Hear, hear! 1770 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,050 That's right. 1771 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:18,853 [Applause] 1772 01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:20,188 Mr. coopersmith. 1773 01:24:20,189 --> 01:24:21,389 Your honor, speaking 1774 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:23,358 for the federal bureau of investigation, 1775 01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:25,960 our position is that Mr. antonelli 1776 01:24:25,961 --> 01:24:27,695 must not spend another night in jail. 1777 01:24:27,696 --> 01:24:28,763 He's in danger. 1778 01:24:28,764 --> 01:24:31,766 He must be protected so that he can testify. 1779 01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:33,568 We ask that you Grant bail 1780 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:36,371 and release him in our custody. 1781 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:39,374 Your honor, this is exactly what the FBI does. 1782 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:42,043 It pretends this man is in danger 1783 01:24:42,044 --> 01:24:44,446 when no one cares about him one bit. 1784 01:24:44,447 --> 01:24:45,847 There's all this melodrama, 1785 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:49,451 as if cartoon hit men in white-on-white ties 1786 01:24:49,452 --> 01:24:53,188 are going to walk in and try to kill him. 1787 01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:55,190 Obviously, this is preposterous scenario, 1788 01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:57,392 the sort of paranoid fantasy that... 1789 01:24:57,393 --> 01:24:58,826 Duck! 1790 01:24:58,827 --> 01:25:00,663 Duck! 1791 01:25:02,765 --> 01:25:04,065 Hannah! 1792 01:25:04,066 --> 01:25:05,568 Get down, get down! 1793 01:25:08,704 --> 01:25:10,306 You ok? 1794 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,243 Move! Go to the stand! 1795 01:25:16,245 --> 01:25:19,448 I got to get out of here. 1796 01:25:22,084 --> 01:25:23,286 Follow me. 1797 01:25:29,057 --> 01:25:30,458 Get going, coopersmith! 1798 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:33,328 Vinnie! Ah, where is he? Vinnie! 1799 01:25:33,329 --> 01:25:34,929 It's all right, everybody! 1800 01:25:34,930 --> 01:25:36,164 They're gone! 1801 01:25:36,165 --> 01:25:37,765 Use my car. 1802 01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:38,766 Great. 1803 01:25:38,767 --> 01:25:40,168 Oh, take my keys. 1804 01:25:40,169 --> 01:25:41,169 Thanks. 1805 01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:42,770 Take my gun. 1806 01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:44,105 Wow. 1807 01:25:44,106 --> 01:25:45,507 You saved my life. 1808 01:25:45,508 --> 01:25:47,108 I'm in your debt forever. 1809 01:25:47,109 --> 01:25:48,711 That's how it works. 1810 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,423 Take me! 1811 01:26:01,624 --> 01:26:02,625 Get in. 1812 01:26:05,461 --> 01:26:07,896 Just pretend I'm your hostage. 1813 01:26:31,887 --> 01:26:33,688 I can't believe it. 1814 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:35,891 You're actually building this. 1815 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:39,927 Yo, Vinnie! Yo, look at this! 1816 01:26:39,928 --> 01:26:42,597 Hey, dino, Nicky, Benny! 1817 01:26:42,598 --> 01:26:45,668 Looking good! Looking good! 1818 01:27:01,617 --> 01:27:04,218 Oh, mom! Guess what he built. 1819 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:06,821 I know. Ok, hold on a sec. 1820 01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:08,222 It's so awesome. 1821 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:10,224 Hannah, Hannah! Isn't he wonderful? 1822 01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:11,626 Why didn't you say anything 1823 01:27:11,627 --> 01:27:14,228 about this ball park when I arrested you? 1824 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:16,230 What, and ruin the surprise? 1825 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:18,633 You didn't say anything about this ball park 1826 01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:21,002 because there was nothing to say. 1827 01:27:21,003 --> 01:27:24,339 You arranged all this from jail 1828 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:27,141 to avoid prosecution for embezzlement. 1829 01:27:27,142 --> 01:27:29,243 Now that hurts. 1830 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:31,112 Because this was my intention 1831 01:27:31,113 --> 01:27:32,647 from the very beginning. 1832 01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:34,882 The children needed a ball park, 1833 01:27:34,883 --> 01:27:36,585 and I responded. 1834 01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:38,721 See... 1835 01:27:40,423 --> 01:27:43,691 I know how it feels to be disappointed. 1836 01:27:43,692 --> 01:27:46,694 When I was 7 years old... No, 8... 1837 01:27:46,695 --> 01:27:48,896 All I wanted for Christmas 1838 01:27:48,897 --> 01:27:51,132 was a new red bicycle. 1839 01:27:51,133 --> 01:27:54,569 My favorite uncle, uncle alfresco, 1840 01:27:54,570 --> 01:27:59,474 swore to me that he would buy me that bicycle. 1841 01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:03,511 I counted the days until Christmas. 1842 01:28:03,512 --> 01:28:05,347 5:00, Christmas morning, 1843 01:28:05,348 --> 01:28:06,948 I run down... 1844 01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:08,917 All right. Nobody move. 1845 01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:13,220 This is just between Vinnie and us. 1846 01:28:13,221 --> 01:28:16,157 Guys, I'm in the middle of an anecdote. 1847 01:28:16,158 --> 01:28:18,693 Come here and nobody gets hurt. 1848 01:28:18,694 --> 01:28:19,595 Ok, ok. 1849 01:28:19,596 --> 01:28:21,596 Come on, kids, move back. 1850 01:28:21,597 --> 01:28:24,366 And everybody just get out of the way! 1851 01:28:24,367 --> 01:28:25,367 Take Vincent! 1852 01:28:25,368 --> 01:28:27,201 Go, Vinnie! 1853 01:28:27,202 --> 01:28:28,302 Aah! 1854 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:29,904 All right, freeze! 1855 01:28:29,905 --> 01:28:31,607 Hold it right there! 1856 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:35,142 Nice action. 1857 01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:36,143 Thanks. 1858 01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:37,144 I thought... 1859 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,145 I lied. 1860 01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:40,548 Now, where was I? Oh, yes. 1861 01:28:40,549 --> 01:28:41,949 5:00, Christmas morning, 1862 01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:44,552 I run downstairs and look under the tree, 1863 01:28:44,553 --> 01:28:46,454 and what do I find? 1864 01:28:46,455 --> 01:28:50,291 Uncle alfresco dead on the floor, 1865 01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:53,495 shot through the back of the head. 1866 01:28:53,496 --> 01:28:55,797 Plus, no bicycle. 1867 01:28:55,798 --> 01:28:57,399 It was a disappointing Christmas 1868 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,866 on many levels. 1869 01:28:58,867 --> 01:29:02,069 So you can accuse me of many things. 1870 01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:03,871 But never for one moment 1871 01:29:03,872 --> 01:29:07,676 did I intend to rip off these beautiful children. 1872 01:29:08,611 --> 01:29:10,813 Isn't that right, Barney? 1873 01:29:12,247 --> 01:29:13,648 Yeah. Vinnie told me 1874 01:29:13,649 --> 01:29:16,651 about this little league thing months ago. 1875 01:29:16,652 --> 01:29:18,252 And the only reason 1876 01:29:18,253 --> 01:29:20,054 I didn't say anything about it 1877 01:29:20,055 --> 01:29:23,257 was 'cause it was supposed to be a surprise 1878 01:29:23,258 --> 01:29:25,359 for the kids. 1879 01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,564 Do you expect me to believe this? 1880 01:29:31,467 --> 01:29:34,101 Yes, I do. 1881 01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:35,704 How about it? 1882 01:29:40,342 --> 01:29:41,743 Nice. 1883 01:29:41,744 --> 01:29:43,811 Very nice. 1884 01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:44,812 Hey, hey! 1885 01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:47,214 Now, when you guys are laying this sod, 1886 01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:48,282 remember, 1887 01:29:48,283 --> 01:29:49,917 green side up. Green side up. 1888 01:29:49,918 --> 01:29:50,886 Ok. 1889 01:29:50,887 --> 01:29:53,320 Hey, crystal, I want to show you this. 1890 01:29:53,321 --> 01:29:55,758 Now, what's going to happen here... 1891 01:30:13,509 --> 01:30:15,711 Fresh peanuts! 1892 01:30:23,151 --> 01:30:25,252 Get ice-cold soda! 1893 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:26,821 Hot dogs! 1894 01:30:26,822 --> 01:30:28,389 Car radios! 1895 01:30:28,390 --> 01:30:30,224 Peanuts! Peanuts! 1896 01:30:30,225 --> 01:30:31,459 Cds! 1897 01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:33,060 Get your cannolis, zeppoli, 1898 01:30:33,061 --> 01:30:35,196 veal cutlet hero! 1899 01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:38,833 Get the new best-seller, how I got here... 1900 01:30:38,834 --> 01:30:41,435 Adventures in a life of crime and punishment. 1901 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:42,837 Autographed by the criminal himself. 1902 01:30:42,838 --> 01:30:45,473 Are you going to read it or buy it? 1903 01:30:45,474 --> 01:30:48,476 I can't believe I'm back in this crummy town. 1904 01:30:48,477 --> 01:30:51,479 I must be working out some screwed-up Karma. 1905 01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:52,614 Who would've thought 1906 01:30:52,615 --> 01:30:54,882 we'd each have two husbands in a row 1907 01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:57,485 who were in the federal witness program? 1908 01:30:57,486 --> 01:30:59,086 You know, this lawn reminds... 1909 01:30:59,087 --> 01:31:00,154 Here, sweetie. 1910 01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:02,156 Let's have a good game. 1911 01:31:02,157 --> 01:31:03,457 Hey, umpire. 1912 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:04,660 Yeah? 1913 01:31:06,995 --> 01:31:10,197 I got a little proposition to make you. 1914 01:31:10,198 --> 01:31:12,233 The fryburg turtles... 1915 01:31:12,234 --> 01:31:14,435 They're going to win, hmm? 1916 01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:15,469 Hmm? 1917 01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:18,606 And now, fryburg city council's 1918 01:31:18,607 --> 01:31:20,374 man of the year, 1919 01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:22,877 Mr. Vincent antonelli, 1920 01:31:22,878 --> 01:31:25,681 will throw out the first ball. 1921 01:31:27,282 --> 01:31:29,483 Hey, all right, all right. 1922 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:30,686 Thank you. 1923 01:31:34,022 --> 01:31:36,691 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1924 01:31:36,692 --> 01:31:40,563 Hey, come here, kids. Come on, come. 1925 01:31:48,671 --> 01:31:52,541 Whoa, look at these guys! Looking good! Whoa! 1926 01:32:01,249 --> 01:32:03,651 Huh? How about that, huh? 1927 01:32:03,652 --> 01:32:06,053 [Playing merengue] 1928 01:32:06,054 --> 01:32:07,655 Whoa! 1929 01:32:07,656 --> 01:32:09,857 Merengue! 1930 01:32:09,858 --> 01:32:11,225 Oh! 1931 01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:13,227 My boy Vinnie! 1932 01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:15,096 Oh, good boy! 1933 01:32:15,097 --> 01:32:16,899 Hey, yeah! 1934 01:32:20,135 --> 01:32:22,136 Ooh! Ohh! 1935 01:32:22,137 --> 01:32:24,006 Yes! 1936 01:32:28,143 --> 01:32:28,977 Thank you. 1937 01:32:28,978 --> 01:32:31,680 Thank you very much. Thank you. 1938 01:32:34,516 --> 01:32:37,118 Hey, crystal, how's our little one? 1939 01:32:37,119 --> 01:32:39,020 Turtles all the way! 1940 01:32:39,021 --> 01:32:41,323 Play ball! 1941 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:45,026 You know, 1942 01:32:45,027 --> 01:32:48,163 sometimes I even amaze myself. 1943 01:33:57,399 --> 01:34:00,401 ♪ when whippoorwills call ♪ 1944 01:34:00,402 --> 01:34:02,937 ♪ and evening is nigh ♪ 1945 01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:05,372 ♪ I hurry to my ♪ 1946 01:34:05,373 --> 01:34:08,142 ♪ blue heaven ♪ 1947 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,712 ♪ you turn to the right ♪ 1948 01:34:10,713 --> 01:34:13,547 ♪ you find a little bright light ♪ 1949 01:34:13,548 --> 01:34:15,683 ♪ that leads you to my ♪ 1950 01:34:15,684 --> 01:34:19,053 ♪ blue heaven ♪ 1951 01:34:19,054 --> 01:34:21,288 ♪ you'll find a cozy place ♪ 1952 01:34:21,289 --> 01:34:22,489 ♪ a fireplace ♪ 1953 01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,658 ♪ a cozy room ♪ 1954 01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:25,960 ♪ a little nest ♪ 1955 01:34:25,961 --> 01:34:28,896 ♪ that nestles where the roses bloom ♪ 1956 01:34:28,897 --> 01:34:31,498 ♪ just Molly and me ♪ 1957 01:34:31,499 --> 01:34:34,001 ♪ and baby makes three ♪ 1958 01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:36,270 ♪ be happy in my ♪ 1959 01:34:36,271 --> 01:34:39,074 ♪ blue heaven ♪ 1960 01:34:59,127 --> 01:35:01,595 ♪ you'll find a cozy place ♪ 1961 01:35:01,596 --> 01:35:02,596 ♪ a fireplace ♪ 1962 01:35:02,597 --> 01:35:04,565 ♪ a cozy room ♪ 1963 01:35:04,566 --> 01:35:05,933 ♪ a little nest ♪ 1964 01:35:05,934 --> 01:35:08,702 ♪ that nestles where the roses bloom ♪ 1965 01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,972 ♪ just Molly and me ♪ 1966 01:35:10,973 --> 01:35:12,706 ♪ and baby makes three... ♪♪ 1967 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:15,509 captioning made possible by Warner bros. 1968 01:35:15,510 --> 01:35:19,147 Captioned by the national captioning institute ...www.Ncicap.Org... 127305