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So Come Walk The Night

Come Fly By Day

Something Is Sweeter

'cause We Met On The Way

We'll Walk By Night

We'll Fly By Day

Moonlighting Strangers

Who Just Met On The Way

Who Just Met On The Way

Who Just Met On The Way

Tuesday, 0200.

Am Continuing To Maintain Visual Reconnaissance Of The Subject.

As Yet, No Contact With Hostile Operatives.

If The Information

I Am Safeguarding

Should Fall Into The Wrong Hands...

I Wouldn't Want To Speculate As To The Consequences.

Thursday, 0300 Hours.

As In Past Several Nights,

Status Of The Subject Remains Unchanged.

[Click]

Thursday, 0300 Hours, Continued.

Agnes Is Probably Snoring That Cute Little Snore Of Hers

Right Now.

Forgive Me For Describing Thoughts Of A Personal Nature

In A Field Log, But...

Julius Caesar Himself Often Expressed Private Concerns

In His Journals.

I Believe The Helvetian Campaign

Included Ramblings About Baldness.

I Wish I Was Lying In Bed Right Next To Agnes Right Now.

Wednesday--No, Thurs...

Or Is It Friday?

Who Knows? Who Cares?

The Days All Blur Together After A While.

Concentration Becomes Difficult.

My Mental Acuity Is Being Slowly Eroded

By The Boredom, The Isolation.

Day After Tedious Day.

Oh, Agnes.

Agnes. Agnes.

Your Name Has Become My Only Friend,

My Mantra,

The One Thing Standing Between Me And Total Insanity.

Still No Sign Of Espionage Activity,

Though Our Intelligence Indicates

That Competing Agro-Business Interests

Will Stop At Nothing To Obtain Stamen Samples

From The Bioengineered Strain Of Citrus,

paraditus Antarcticus--

Frost-Proof Grapefruit.

Mr. Viola, How Is She?

How Should I Know?

I've Barely Seen Her In The Last 3 Weeks.

[Beep]

agnes: You've Been Working The Night Shift,

doing Your Job.

but Long Weeks Without You Make A Girl Sob.

don't Worry About Me, Though. My Upper Lip's Stiff.

but A Sweet Night With You, Dear,

would Be Some Precious Gift.

so When The Stakeout Is Over, I'll Still Be Waiting

to Pick Up Again With Some Serious Dating.

in The Meantime, Remember, You Hunk Of A Man,

that Agnes Dipesto Is Your Biggest Fan.

[Beep]

My Biggest Fan.

What A Woman.

So Why Isn't She Here?

Plenty Of Room.

Ahh.

Wonder If She'd Like New Wallpaper.

[Ding]

Excuse Me.

[Telephone Ringing]

Where's Agnes?

In The Bathroom.

All Right. Look.

Can We Just Skip The Nightly Routine, Please?

"You Look Like Hell. You Should Get More Sleep.

It's Night Of The Living Dead."

Some People Are Willing

To Temporarily Sacrifice Their Good Looks

In The Name Of... A Special Assignment.

Psst!

[Whispering] M Left For The Day, Mr. Bond.

Thank You, Miss Moneypenny.

Any Breaks In The Case Of The Century?

Nothing That I'm At Liberty To Discuss

With The Laypeople.

For Your Own Safety, You Understand.

This Case Must Be Kept Strictly Confidential.

Of Course.

Kind Of One, Big, Juicy Secret.

Why Did You Say "Juicy"?

It's Hard To Keep A Fruit That Big A Secret.

Jest If You Will, Macgillicuddy,

But Some Of Us Aren't Content

To Staple Ourselves To A Desk

For The Rest Of Our Lives.

Some Of Us Need To Be Out There,

On The Edge.

If You Know What's Good For You,

You'll Stay Mum About My Case,

Or I'll Have You Drummed Out Of This Business.

Everyone In This Office

Knows About Your Stupid Secret Assignment.

And The Only Reason You're Doing It

Is Because It Takes A Squirt To Investigate A Grapefruit.

Jealous, Macgillicuddy?

Oh, Yeah.

We All Wish We Could Spend Our Nights

Babysitting A Bush.

It's A Tree.

And Writing A Bunch Of Ridiculous Reports

About Nothing.

Well, I Guess Under The Circumstances,

I'm Just Gonna Have To Wait

To Hand This Over To Mr. Addison In Person.

I Guess Safeguarding The Vitamin "C" All Night

Has Made It Kind Of Difficult To Take Care

Of The Vitamin "L," Huh?

Relationship Slipping?

Not In The Least.

I Guess You Haven't Been Around Much To Notice.

Notice What?

Consensus With The Guys

Is Agnes Is Looking A Little...Restless Lately.

I've Been Thinking, Maybe...

Maybe I Ought To Drop By Her Place One Night,

Cheer Her Up.

Oh, Yeah? Well, You're In For A Little Surprise

If You Drop By Her Place,

Because It's Gonna Be My Place.

Agnes And I Are Moving In Together.

You Are?

Why Hasn't She Said Anything About It?

Who's Fool Enough To Confide

Anything Of Import To You?

Maybe It's Because She Doesn't Know.

Maybe It's Because You Haven't Asked Her Yet.

What's To Ask?

She Might Say No.

Ha! Agnes Say No?

Have You Ever Seen What Happens To Ice Cream

When You Pour Hot Fudge All Over It?

Burt, Hi!

Nice Talking To You, Viola.

And Good Luck On That...

Special Assignment We Were Talking About.

You And Macgillicuddy Been Fighting Again?

No.

I Want To Talk To You...

Sweet Potato.

Oh, Burt!

I Missed You So Much.

Good.

Want To Walk Me Out?

Agnes...

I've Had Some Time To Think These Past Nights,

And I Can't Help Feeling

That You And I Were Brought Together

By Some Powerful, Mysterious Force.

A Year Ago, I Walked In That Agency Door

Plucked At Random From A Pool Of Temps.

Could Have Been Anybody,

But It Was Me.

I Never Met A Woman Like You Before.

A Lovely, Intelligent,

Compassionate Woman,

With Untiring Patience

And Homeric Sexual Stamina.

A Woman Who Feels As Deeply About Me

As...I Do Of Her.

And When Two People Feel That Way About Each Other,

Steps Must Be Taken,

Commitments Made.

Agnes...

I Think We Should Move In Together.

Don't Worry.

I Have Smelling Salts,

In Case You Feel The Need To Swoon.

Well?

I Don't Know What To Say.

I Mean...

This Is A Gigantic Consideration,

And It's All So...

Sudden.

Come On.

Do You Really Mean To Tell Me

You Didn't See This Coming

Like A... Heat-Seeking Missile?

Well, Agnes, We Can't Keep Dating Forever.

We Need To Lay Down The Foundations

For A Noble And Recordable Future...

Together.

Herbert, I Can't Just Move In With You.

Maybe You've Been Thinking This Over,

But I Haven't.

And It's Just Not Something You Rush Into.

Well, It Is If You Care.

Well, I Care, But I Can't--

Rush In, Not Move In.

Do I Understand You're Saying No?

No.

Then You're Saying Yes?

No.

No?

Yes, I'm Not Saying No.

No, I'm Not Saying Yes.

It's Just That...

I Need To Think About It.

It's Not A Yes, It's Not A No,

You Know?

It's Just A...

I Don't Know.

You Know?

I Know.

I Know You Know.

Thanks, Burt.

Funny, Viola--

Looks Like Someone Dropped A Load

of Hot Fudge All Over You.

Field Notes On The Consolidated Case.

0400 Hours...Again.

The Hour Of The Wolf...

vargtimen.

The End Of Another Shift.

When I Go Home,

What Do I Have To Look Forward To--

Those Little Touches Of Femininity

That Turn A Cold, Lonely Apartment

Into A Home?

The Woman I Love Asleep In My Bed?

A Sandwich In The Fridge With A Note--

"Thought You'd Be Hungry"?

No.

This Investigating Agent Goes To Bed On An Empty Stomach.

Why Would Agnes Not Want To Live With Me?

All Right. Wait A Minute.

Let's Start With Why She Would.

I Am Earnest,

I'm A Voracious Reader,

Courteous To A Fault,

I Always Signal When I'm Changing Lanes.

She Would Be One Lucky Gal

To Live With A Guy Like Me.

But Still, I Must Consider The Possibility,

However Remote,

That She Might Reject Me, That She Might Say No.

There. I've Said It.

And Because I've Said It,

She Won't Say No.

She'll Say Yes.

She's Got To Say Yes!

The Truth Is, The Ball's In Her Court Now.

Whatever She Decides,

It's Out Of My Hands!

Out Of My Hands!

The Die Is Cast!

alia Iacta Est!

It's Out Of My Hands!

Hi, Honey!

Agnes? What Are You Doing Here?

What Do You Mean What Am I Doing Here?

You Asked Me To Move In. So I Did.

You Didn't Have To Do All This.

I Know, But I Wanted To,

Because You Told Me How Hard

You'd Been Working Lately.

Here. I'll Let You Sit Down

In Your Favorite Chair

While I Get Breakfast Ready.

Afterwards...

I'll Run You A Nice Hot Bath

And Rub Warm Almond Oil

All Over Your Body.

Oh, Agnes.

What Did I Ever Do To Deserve You?

Don't Be Silly, Burt.

You're Earnest, A Voracious Reader,

Courteous To A Fault.

I Admire The Way You Signal

When You Change Lanes.

But...

You're Not Exactly A Matinee Idol

Or A Rugged Man's Man, Brimming With Character.

Let's Face It, Burt--

You're Not Really The Type Of Guy

That Gets The Girl.

I Don't Know What I Was Thinking.

Wait!

You've Snapped.

You're Losing Your Mind.

You're Wigging Out.

No. No.

You're Just Tired.

That's All.

Yeah.

Exhausted.

Your Mind's Playing Tricks On You.

What You Need Is Sleep.

Yeah. Sleep.

Sleep.

But You Can't Sleep.

That's How Tired You Are.

You're So Tired, You're Talking To Yourself.

Next Thing You Know, You'll Be Living

In A Refrigerator Carton Somewhere.

Wait. Just Relax.

Just Calm Down.

Chill Out.

Unwind.

Yeah.

That's What You Need To Do.

And Back...

and Now Back To Our Movie, Prince Of The Desert.

You And Me Both, Pal.

[Star-Spangled Banner Plays]

rompity Stompity, Romper Room

romper Room!

Everyone Get Your Pencils Ready.

You Get Your Pencils Ready At Home.

and Now Our Movie, A Special Presentation

of An All-Time Classic, Casablanca.

Another Mountain Dew.

Make It A Double.

Burt, Good Evening.

Too Early To Tell.

Burt, Would You Care To Have A Drink With Us?

I Never Drink With Customers.

Burt, Where's The Restroom?

Cross Your Legs.

Good Evening, Burt.

Captain Renault.

I Understand We're Going To Have A Famous Guest Here Tonight.

Mr. Victor Laszlo.

Yeah? Who's He?

Oh, Just A Hero,

A Hero Of Global Proportions.

A Hero Who By Comparison

Makes Other Heroes Seem Unheroic.

A Hero Who, If I Were A Woman,

Would Be Welcome To Smear Jam--

I Get The Picture, Renault.

Yes, Well.

It Seems That Laszlo

Is Coming Here To Meet Someone,

Someone Who's Going To Try And Help Him Escape.

Help Him Escape?

How?

By Giving Him Two Frequent Flyer Coupons

Valid For Major Vacation Spots All Over The World,

Though Some Restrictions Apply

And Airline Employees And Members Of Their Families

Are Not Eligible.

You Wouldn't Happen To Know Where They Are, Would You?

Me?

Why Should I Know?

Because We Arrested Ugarte,

The Man We Thought Was Going To Help Him,

And He Didn't Have The Coupons On His Person,

All Of Which Happened In A Scene

Which The Producers Were Too Cheap To Film.

Well, Why Would Laszlo Need Two Coupons?

Oh. They Say He's Traveling With Someone.

A Lady.

A Very Beautiful Lady.

The Kind Of Lady

That Only Someone Like Him Would Travel With.

The Kind Of Lady

That Someone Like You Would Never...

Oh, I'm Sorry.

Was There A Woman Once In Your Past?

No. I Didn't Think So.

You See, The Reason I'm Telling You All This, Burt,

Is Because I Want To Be Sure

You Won't Help Him Escape,

Which Would Allow Him To Form

A Powerful French Resistance Movement.

I Stick My Neck Out For Nobody.

Why Would I Want To Help Laszlo Escape?

Welcome To Burt's Cafe Americain, Monsieur.

Laszlo. Victor Laszlo.

[Singing La Marseillaise]

This Way, Monsieur, Madame,

s'il Vous Plait.

Sam?

Sam, Is That You?

Miss Agnes.

Sam.

How Are You?

Please, Miss Agnes,

Don't Ask Me To Play That Song.

Don't Ask You To What?

You Know What I'm Talking About.

I Do? You Know You Do.

No, I Don't, Sam.

Yes, You Do, Girl.

No, I Don't.

Yes, You Do! I Don't!

You Do! What Song?

This Song.

[Plays Chopsticks]

Sam, I Thought I Told You Never

To Play That--

Why, Agnes...

Hello.

Hello, Burt.

Burt, I'd Like You To Meet Victor Laszlo.

How Do You Do?

vive La France.

Victor Is A Famous Freedom Fighter,

Idealist, Theoretical Physicist,

And A Brilliant Philosopher In His Off Hours.

Agnes, Please.

You Know How I Hate The Word "Famous."

He Risks His Life All Over The World

Fighting Oppression And Dictatorships,

So That People Everywhere

Can Pursue Truth, Justice...

And Unparalleled Pleasure.

I've Always Preferred The Parallel Kind Myself.

Ramon, The Best Table For My Guests

And No Two-Drink Minimum.

beaucoup Thank Yous, Monsieur Burt,

But I'm Off To Find Ugarte And The Frequent Flyer Coupons.

We Must Be On A Plane Tomorrow Morning

For The Sake Of The Free World.

I'm Going With You To Find Him, Victor.

No, Agnes. Wait Here.

It Is Much Too Dangerous To Come With Me.

Danger Means Nothing When I'm With You--

A Real Hero, A Hero Of Global Proportions,

The Kind Of Hero Who'd Be Welcome To--

Let's Get A Bottle Of Jam And Blow This Joint.

Very Well.

It's Good To See You Again, Burt.

Yeah. Swell.

Maybe We'll See Each Other Again.

Yeah. Swell.

Of All The Gin Joints

In All The Towns In All The World,

She Walks Into Yours.

Hey! I'm Supposed To Say That.

Oh. Sorry.

Sorry? It's Only The Best Line In The Script.

I'm Sorry.

How Many Times Do You Get A Chance

To Say A Line Like That?

I Said I'm Sorry.

A Lot Of Good Sorry Will Do Now.

Wait A Minute.

I Still Have The Airport Scene.

What?

Never Mind.

Let's Just Say That She And I

Still Have Something To Talk About.

Evening, Boss.

Sam, It's Been A Long And Tortuous Night,

The Kind Of Night Where Uncertainty

Hangs In The Air Like Cheap Perfume.

When The New Dawn Is Your Only Friend

And Yet, In It's Own Twisted Way,

Your Enemy As Well.

When Lives Are Thrown Topsy-Turvy,

The World Turned Upside Down.

But Even Knowing All That,

I Still Have To Ask You...

What Are You Doing In This Scene?

You Told Me To Bring The Coupons.

Oh! That's Right. I Did.

We Skipped A Couple Of Extra Scenes.

I Need You Around

So I Can Catch Everybody Up

On The Exposition

Without Talking To Myself.

So, Ask Me What It Means,

The Coupons, Me At The Airport.

So What's It Mean, Boss?

The Coupons, You At The Airport?

It Means That We're Approaching

The End Of Another Chapter, Sam,

The Final Chapter.

Closing The Book On A Story

That's Run It's Course.

English, Boss.

She's Getting On The Plane With Laszlo.

What? Just Like That?

Yesterday's News, Tomorrow's Blues?

Another Notch On History's Bedpost?

Can It, Sam. You Got It All Wrong.

She's Leaving, All Right.

But She Doesn't Think She's Leaving.

She Thinks She's Staying.

But She's Not Staying.

She's Leaving.

And She's Not Leaving

For The Reason You Think She's Leaving.

She's Leaving

For The Reason I Want Her To Leave,

Which Has Nothing To Do

With The Reason That She Thinks She's Staying.

Are You With Me, Sam?

Somebody's Got To Be.

I Told Her I'd Meet Them Here With The Coupons,

But She Loves Me, Sam.

She's Not Gonna Want To Get On That Plane.

She Has A Chance To Make It Up

For Leaving Me That First Time,

And Knowing Agnes, She'll Grab It.

Say What?

The Chance, Sam! She'll Grab The Chance.

I'm Not Going To Let Her.

There Are Lots Of Ways Of Being The Kind Of Man

That Women Love.

Not All Of Them Include Getting The Girl.

Agnes.

Victor, Could You Put The Luggage On Board?

Burt And I Have To Speak.

Of Course, Dear.

Trust Is The Key To Any Relationship.

Burt--

Agnes, There's A Time For Talking

And A Time For Listening, And The Way I See It,

It's Time For Me To Do The Talking For Both Of Us.

What We Feel, What We Need,

None Of That Matters Anymore.

Maybe Someday You'll Understand

That The Problems Of 3 Little People

Don't Amount To A Hill Of Beans In This Crazy World.

Maybe Someday I'll Understand Why I Always Talk Like That.

But For Now...

Here's Looking At You, Kid.

Here's Looking At Me?

What Does That Mean, "Here's Looking At Me"?

Never Mind. I'm Just Telling You

We've Got To Put Aside Our Own Desires, Our Own Needs.

You've Got To Do The Right Thing.

You've Got To Get On That Plane

Where You Belong.

Of Course I'm Getting On The Plane.

It's Leaving Any Minute.

Besides, Victor's On Board.

Where Else Would I Go?

Ohh. You Thought...

You And I.

Well, That's All Right.

I...I Understand.

You're Trying To Be Strong.

I Respect That.

If It's Any Help,

Just Remember, We'll Always Have Paris.

We Were Never In Paris, Burt.

Burt, I Think

You Should Rethink This Whole Approach.

This Role Just Isn't You.

I Don't Want To Be Mean, But The Truth Is

Some Guys Just Can't Pull This Off.

Noble Good-Byes Are Only Good

If You're The Kind Of Man Who's Hard To Leave.

Don't Be Upset.

Being The Guy Who Wins The Girl's Love

Isn't Everything.

There's Always Comic Relief.

Well, Got To Run.

If You're Ever In Monte Carlo.

Agnes, Wait.

You Can't Leave Me Like This.

You've Got To Give Me Another Chance.

Who Cares About France?

We're Not French. The French Are Rude.

I Was Lying When I Said You Should Do The Right Thing

And Go With Victor.

You're Right. I'm Not That Noble.

You Should Do The Wrong Thing

And Stay With Me!

Please, Agnes, Please!

I Was Making It All Up.

Just One More Chance. I'm Begging You!

Anything You Want, I Tell You.

Anything!

I'll Pay You!

Would You Like That?

I'll Give You Money!

I Can Change. Whatever It Takes.

Just Tell Me What You Want!

I Can Dress Differently.

I Can Shave.

I Can... Be Taller!

Burt, Get A Hold Of Yourself.

The Answer Is No. N-O. No.

And It Will Be Best For Everyone

If You Would Just Let Go Of My Ankle

And Accept It.

You're Not Enough Man For Me!

Lost Her Again, Hmm?

Too Late For Me To Stop Them.

France Has Her Champion,

And So Does Agnes Dipesto.

My Life Is Over.

And You Know Why?

Because You Let Her Say No.

You Were On The Right Track,

But You Didn't Close The Sale.

You Folded.

You Let Her Take Over.

You Gave Her The Chance To Reject You.

Always, I Repeat,

Always Say No Before The Woman Can,

Or You Will Likely Suffer A Humiliation

From Which You Will Never Recover.

Always Say No Before The Woman Can.

[Ding]

Where's Agnes?

At The Dentist.

Listen. I Know You're Busy

Trying To Make The World Safe For Grapefruit,

But I Wonder If I Could Ask You Something?

What Is It?

Well, Me And The Boys

Were Kind Of Wondering What The Outcome Was.

The Outcome?

The Outcome.

We Can't Collect On Our Wagers

Until We Know What The Answer Is.

The Answer To What?

To The Big Question,

To The Kind That Only Comes Along

Once Or Twice A Year.

Will Poindexter Implicate The President?

Will Leonard Take Hagler?

Will Agnes Consent To Move In With You?

Don't You People Have Some Blocks

You Could Play With?

I Knew It.

He'd Tell Me If She Said Yes.

She Said No, Didn't She?

nein. Negativo.

Have A Nice Life.

You Couldn't Be More Wrong, Macgilicruddy.

Actually, Not That's It's Any Of Your Business,

She Beat Me To The Punch.

And I Wish She Hadn't.

You Know, A Man Gains A Ton Of Perspective

Out There On The Firing Line,

In The Dead Of Night,

Just You And The Dark Dagger Of The Unknown.

You Learn To Think Pretty Clearly

When The Only Thing

Standing Between Yourself And Nothingness

Is Your Nerves And Your Knuckles.

You Might Have That Experience Someday.

She Dropped Him Right On His Head.

What I'm Telling You Is, I Tested My Mettle,

And My Mettle

Can Do A Lot Better Than Agnes Dipesto.

I Wonder How Your Mettle Would Do

On A Polygraph Test.

Hell, The Girl Got Down On Her Hand And Knees

And Begged Me.

I Was Afraid She'd Do Herself In.

I Told Her I'd Think It Over,

But What I Was Really Trying To Figure Out

Was How Was I Gonna Let Her Down Easy?

I Mean, After Steno Skills, What Does She Have To Offer?

I Ask You.

Let's Face It.

Shacking Up Together

Would Be Strictly A Mercy Proposition.

Nothing More.

Agnes Dipesto Does Nothing More For Me

Than A Brillo Pad.

Sorry I'm Late.

Well! Agnes, I Need To Talk To You!

I Never Needed To Talk To Anybody This Much!

So How Did The Dentist Go?

No Cavities.

Great. Fantastic.

your Health, Agnes, It's Numero Uno.

If You Have Good Teeth,

Nothing Else Matters.

Agnes...

When Two People Set Sail

On A Course Together,

It's Important That That Course

Be Right For Both Of Them.

Wouldn't You Agree?

Well, Agnes,

I Have Done You A Great Disservice.

You Have?

A Tremendous Injustice.

I Don't Understand.

I Hastily Placed A Massive Burden

Upon Your Shoulders Yesterday,

Which, Upon Reflection,

I Feel Duty Bound To Lift.

Herbert, What Are You Blabbering About?

Is This About Moving In Together?

I'm Afraid So.

Herbert.

I Thought About It All Night.

I Soaked In The Bathtub.

I Stared At The Ceiling,

Trying To Figure Out What To Do.

And I Kept Coming Back To The Same Answer.

Yes.

Yes?

Yes.

It'll Take Some Adjusting

And Some Compromising, But...

I've Never Loved Anyone As Much As I Do You.

Really?

Really.

I Can't Wait To Tell Everybody.

Don't!

Agnes...

Let's Get New Jobs.

Huh?

Yeah! We're Launching A New Life Together.

Let's Just Crack A Bottle Of Champagne

Against The Whole Deal

And Leave Blue Moon Behind, Too.

There's An Unemployment Office

On The Eighth Floor.

In Two Hours,

We Can Not Only Be Living Together,

We Can Be Animal Handlers

That Are Living Together.

This Is Sleep Deprivation, Isn't It?

Herbert, Why Don't You Go Home And Lie Down

With Your Special Blanket?

Agnes...

You Are A Chamber Pot In A 42 Long!

I Couldn't Listen To Her Sing Your Praises

After What You Said About Her.

O'neill,

Send Macgillicuddy's Dental Records

To The Morgue

So They'll Know What They're Looking At.

Brillo Pad, Huh?

Brillo Pad?

A Pet Name, Sweetheart.

Hypocrite.

Oh, Agnes, Be Fair.

Coward!

That's Pretty Fair.

So I Was On My Hands And Knees Begging You?

So You Told Me You Had To Think About It?

I Don't Recall Saying--

This Was All Just A Way Of Puffing Yourself Up

In Front Of The Boys, Wasn't It?

I Feel Sorry For You,

That Your Life Is So Empty

That You'd Resort To Belittling The Woman

Who Loves You.

I Don't Want To Live With A Liar,

And I'm Not Gonna Spend Any More Time

Where I've Become A Laughingstock.

Agnes, Don't Go.

Agnes, You Can't Go.

Why Not?

Because If You Left,

I'd Never Be Able To Live With Myself,

Because This Was All My Fault.

I'm The Butt Around Here, Not You.

I Was Always Afraid To Believe

That A Woman Like You Would Want To Live With Me.

And Why Should You?

All I Do Is I Strut Around Here

Pretending To Be

Some Hotshot Young Junior Investigator,

Some Renaissance Man.

But All I Am...

All I Really Am Is A Blowhard,

Waiting For The Next Crumb Mr. Addison Will Toss My Way.

You Shouldn't Go, Agnes. I Should.

I Should Just Crawl Back Into The Temp Pool

And Never Show My Face Around Here Again.

I Don't Know What Ever Made Me Believe

That I Deserved Someone Like You.

Where Are You Going?

Somewhere Where I Can Stay Out Of Everybody's Way.

How About My Place?

Agnes, Why Are You Being So Nice To Me?

I Can't Stop Now, Burt.

I Told You I Wanted To Live With You.

I Wasn't Lying.

I Never Lie.

I Just Wish That You Didn't Feel

You Had To.

That Was The Worst Thing I've Ever Done

In My Whole Life.

I Betrayed Everything We Have...

How I Feel For You.

That Was A Pretty Crummy Thing To Do, Herbert.

But I Think I Understand Why You Did It.

You Do?

Well...Obviously I'm Not The Hardcase

I Appear To Be.

The Fact Is...

Deep Down, I'm Insecure,

Especially About You.

You Got To Trust Me, Burt.

We Got To Trust Each Other.

I Want To.

It's Just Sometimes My Imagination...

This Morning On The Tv,

I Lost You Twice.

This Isn't Tv, Burt.

This Is Just You And Me.

I Love You, Agnes Dipesto.

I Love You, Herbert Viola.

[Chopsticks Playing]

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So Come Walk The Night

Come Fly By Day

Something Is Sweeter

'cause We Met On The Way

We'll Walk By Night

We'll Fly By Day

Moonlighting Strangers

Who Just Met On The Way

Who Just Met On The Way

Who Just Met On The Way

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