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Good evening, and welcome
to the money programme.
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Tonight on the money programme,
we're going to look at money--
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Lots of it,
on film and in the studio
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Some of it in nice piles
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Others in lovely clanky bits
of loose change
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Some of it neatly counted
into fat little hundreds
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Delicate fivers stuffed
into bulging wallets
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Nice, crisp, clean checks
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Pert pieces of copper coinage
thrust deep into trouser pockets
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Romantic foreign money
rolling against the thigh
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With rough familiarity
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Beautiful wayward
curlicued bank notes
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Filigree copper-plating
cheek by jowl
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With tumbling
hexagonal-milled edges
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Rubbing gently
against the terse leather
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Of beautifully balanced
bank books!
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I'm sorry.
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But I love money...
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All money.
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I've always wanted money
to handle, to touch
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The smell
of the rain-washed florin
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The lure of the lira
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The glitter and the glory
of the guinea
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The romance of the ruble,
the feel of the franc
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The heel of the deutsche mark
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The cold antiseptic sting
of the swiss franc
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And the sunburned splendor
of the australian dollar.
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I've got funt90,000
in my pajamas
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I've got 40,000 french francs
in my fridge
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I've got lots and lots
of lira
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Now the deutsche mark's
getting dearer
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And my dollar bills
would buy the brooklyn bridge
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There is nothing
quite as wonderful as money
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There is nothing quite
as beautiful as cash
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Some people say it's folly,
but I'd rather have the lolly
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With money
you can make a smash
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There is nothing
quite as wonderful as money money, money, money, money
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There is nothing like
a newly minted pound money, money, money, money
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Everyone must hanker
for the butchness of a banker
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It's accountancy
that makes the world go round round, round, round
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You can keep
your marxist ways
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For it's only just a phase
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It's money, money, money
makes the world go round
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Money, money, money, money
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Money, money, money,
money, money!
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Now...
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It's...
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Monty python's flying circus.
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I bling a dispatch
flom prymouth.
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"flom prymouth"?
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Flom sil flancis dlake.
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Entel and apploach
the thlone.
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What news
flom prymouth?
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Dlake has sighted
the spanish freet, youl majesty.
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So! phirip's garreons ale hele.
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How many?
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One hundled and thilty-six
men of wal
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Broody herr.
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Is dlake plepaled?
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He has oldeled the whore freet
into the blitish channer.
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So, we must to tirbuly.
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Reicestel!
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Sil wartel lareigh!
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Groucester!
we sharr lide to...
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Groucestel!
groucestel!
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Not "groucester!"
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Come on.
ret's get one light.
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Reicestel!
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That was telliber.
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What?
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Telliber.
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When you have the rine
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Ling your berr.
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Ling my berr?
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Ling, ling.
rike this.
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And cut the
broody herr.
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Erizabeth!
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Yes?
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You should be
on a bicycer.
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Why?!
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You rook odd rike that.
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I do not look odd like this.
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It's that lot
that looks odd.
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It's bleeding weird having
half the tudor nobility
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Ligging around on
motorized bicycles!
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It's vely sullearist.
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Horse feathers!
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Listen, mate, I'm beginning
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To have my doubts about you.
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What you mean?
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I'm telling you
straight, mate.
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I don't think you're
luchino visconti at all.
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Oh, of coulse, I am.
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Me vely impoltant
itarian firm dilectol.
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You are a nip.
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Lubbish!
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Me genuine wop!
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Alliveldelchi loma
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He's bluffing.
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Vo-rale,
oh-oh-oh-oh...
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Oh, is that
the time?
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I must fry.
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Not so fast, yakomoto.
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Shut up!
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Allow me
to introduce myself.
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I am inspector leopard
of scotland yard
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Special fraud
film director squad.
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Leopard of the yard?!
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The same,
only more violent.
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Right, slit-eyes yakomoto,
I'm arresting you
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For the impersonation
of signor luchino visconti
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Famous italian director
of such movie classics
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As obsessione, 1942
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La terra trema, 1948
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And bellissima, 1951--
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A satisfyingly ironic
slice-of-life drama.
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1957 brought
to the silver screen
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His I bianche notte,
adapted by dostoyevsky
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A mannered and romantic
melancholy of snow and mists
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And moonlit encounters
on canal bridges.
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Boccaccio 70 followed
five years later
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And the following year saw...
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The leopard!
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So impressed was i
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With this motion picture
treatment of the risorgimento
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That I went along
to somerset house
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And changed me own name
to "leopard"
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Preferring it to me
original handle, "panther."
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I digress.
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1969 saw the damned,
a gotterdammerung epic
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Of political
and industrial shenanigans
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In good old nazi germany
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Starring helmut berger
as a stinking transvestite
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What should have
his face sawn off
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The curvaceous charlotte
rampling as a bit of tail
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And the impeccable
dirk bogarde as von essen.
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The association of the latter
with signor visconti
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Fructified with dirk's
magnificent portrayal
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Of the elderly pouf
what expires in venice.
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And so, yakomoto...
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Blimey! he gone!
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Never mind.
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I'll have you instead.
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I haven't time to go
chasing after him.
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There's violence
to be done.
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Oh, yes.
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All right, buster.
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Hands up!
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I would like to ask the team
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what they would do
if they were hitler.
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Gerald?
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Well, I'd, uh...
annex the sudetenland
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and sign a nonaggression pact
with russia.
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Norman?
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Well, I'd do the reichstag
bathroom in purples and golds
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and ban abortion on demand.
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Liberal rubbish!
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Klaus, what you want
with your jugged fish?
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Halibut.
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The jugged fish is halibut.
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Well, what fish you got
that isn't jugged then?
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Rabbit.
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What? rabbit fish?
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Yes. it's got fins.
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Is it dead?
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Well, it was coughing up blood
last night.
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All right, I'll have the dead
unjugged rabbit fish.
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Well, that was
really horrible.
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Oh, you're always
complaining.
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What's for afters?
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Well, there's rat cake,
rat sorbet
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Rat pudding or strawberry tart.
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Strawberry tart?!
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Well, it's got some rat in it.
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How much?
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Three.
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It's rather a lot, really.
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Well, I'll have
a slice without so much rat in it.
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Appalling.
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Moan, moan, moan.
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Hello, mum.
hello, dad.
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Hello, son.
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There's a dead bishop
on the landing.
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Where did that come from?
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What do you mean?
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What's its diocese?
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Well, it looked a bit bath
and wellsish to me.
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I'll go
and have a look.
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I don't know who keeps
bringing them in here.
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Well, it's not me.
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I put three
out by the bin
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And the dustmen
won't touch 'em.
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Leicester.
how'd you know?
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Tattooed on the back
of his neck.
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I'm going to call
the police.
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Shouldn't you call
the church?
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Call the church
police.
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All right.
the church police!
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Yes?
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There's another...
there's a dead bishop...
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Suffragan?
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There's another dead
bishop on the landing.
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Suffragan
or diocesan?
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How should I know?
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Its tattooed on the
back of their necks.
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Ere!
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Is that rat tart?
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Yes.
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Disgusting.
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Right!
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The hunt is on.
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Oh, lord, we
beseech thee...
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Tell us who croaked
leicester.
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All right, it's a fair cop
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But society is to blame.
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Agreed.
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I would like the three
by the bin
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To be taken
into consideration.
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Right. and now, I'd like
to conclude this arrest
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With a hymn.
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And did those feet
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In ancient times
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Walk upon
england's mountains green
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And was the holy lamb of god
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On england's
pleasant pastures seen...
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Oh, shut up!
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Thank you.
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What?
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Ere. oh, ooh.
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Ow! oh. ah, oh...
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Oh!
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Oh, oh, whoa! oh.
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Oh! whoa!
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Oh. oh-oh.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh! ooh! oh!
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Whee-hee-hee!
whoa!
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Yahoo!
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Yay!
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Whee!
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00:12:41,392 --> 00:12:46,364
Meanwhile, in the jungle
next door...
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What a simply super
little place.
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Yes. they've done
wonders with it.
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You know, this
used to be one
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Of the most swampy,
disease-infested areas of the whole jungle
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And they've turned it
into this smashing little restaurant.
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Here you are, omkami.
thank you.
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00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:40,819
Well, hello, mr. akwekwe.
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Hello there, mr. spare-buttons-
supplied-with-the-shirt.
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00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:45,723
Nice to see you again.
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These are some
of my fellow explorers.
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Sir charles farquarson,
brian bailey, betty bailey
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And this is mr. akwekwe
who started the whole place.
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It really
is super.
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Oh, terrific idea.
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00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:58,503
Thank you all.
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00:13:58,536 --> 00:14:03,508
May I recommend
the alligator purees?
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00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:32,303
Now then, have you decided?
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00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:35,340
Uh, yes. well, there's two
avocado vinaigrette here
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00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,609
And what are you
going to have, brian?
261
00:14:37,642 --> 00:14:39,978
Uh, quiche lorraine
for me, please.
262
00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:45,283
Right. so that's two
avocado, one quiche.
263
00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:05,403
So, that's two avocado,
one quiche.
264
00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:06,805
And a soup
of the day.
265
00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:09,307
Right.
266
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,209
And to follow?
267
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,778
Uh, two chicken
a la reine, please.
268
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,613
Uh, with sauce provencal,
please.
269
00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:16,948
And one scampi desiree.
270
00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:19,450
And a boeuf bourguignon
with a green salad.
271
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,718
Right on.
272
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,921
Two chicken, one scampi
273
00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:27,225
One boeuf
with the green salad.
274
00:15:27,258 --> 00:15:28,693
There may be...
275
00:15:28,726 --> 00:15:30,028
A little delay.
276
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,664
That's fine,
but we have to be out by 3:00.
277
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:36,701
Yes, sir. yes.
we'll try.
278
00:15:37,302 --> 00:15:40,104
We'll try.
279
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:53,284
The bbc would like to announce
280
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:55,887
That the next scene
is not considered suitable
281
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,021
For family viewing.
282
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,723
It contains scenes of violence
283
00:15:58,756 --> 00:16:01,726
Involving people's heads
and arms getting chopped off
284
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,228
Their ears nailed to trees
285
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:05,797
And their toenails pulled out
in slow motion.
286
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:09,033
There are also scenes of naked
women with floppy breasts.
287
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,903
And also at one point,
you can see a pair of buttocks
288
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:15,140
And there's another bit where
I swear you can see everything
289
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:19,644
But my friend says it's just
the way he's holding the spear.
290
00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:22,514
Because of the unsuitability
of the scene
291
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:24,482
The bbc will be replacing it
292
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:30,822
With a scene from a repeat
of gardening club for 1958.
293
00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:52,744
And now, back to the story.
294
00:16:58,616 --> 00:17:01,252
That was a nasty business
back at the restaurant.
295
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,155
Yes. I thought most places took
barclaycard nowadays.
296
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,591
Where do you think
they're taking us, brian?
297
00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:07,725
God knows.
298
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:08,860
Look!
299
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:11,563
The sacred
volcano andu!
300
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,665
Which no man
has seen before.
301
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:17,535
No, no, no.
next to that.
302
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,304
No, no, no, no.
nextto that.
303
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:21,439
The forbidden plateau
of roiurama.
304
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:22,774
The lost world.
305
00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:25,443
Thrown up
by mighty earth movements
306
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,146
Thousands of millions
of years ago.
307
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:32,050
Where strange primeval creatures
defying evolution
308
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,986
Lurk in the dark,
impenetrable forests
309
00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:38,022
Cut off forever
from the outside world.
310
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,891
I still can't see it.
311
00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:42,961
You don't think that's
where they're taking us.
312
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:46,764
Yes. and god knows
what we'll find there.
313
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:47,999
What page, please?
314
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:49,200
What?
315
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,702
What page
in the script?
316
00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,904
Page seven.
317
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:55,406
"come on, you dogs.
we have far to go.
318
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,941
We must lose no time."
319
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,310
Come on, you dogs.
we have far to go.
320
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,712
We must lose no time.
321
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:01,713
Come on, you...
322
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:02,914
Come on, you dogs.
323
00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:04,315
We have time to lose.
324
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:08,119
This has gone too far.
325
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:11,189
Meanwhile, back in london
326
00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:15,460
At the british explorers club
in the mall...
327
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:19,497
Any news of betty bailey's
expedition, hargreaves?
328
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,666
Uh...
329
00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:23,034
Uh...
330
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,402
Page... page nine.
331
00:18:24,435 --> 00:18:27,572
Oh, thank you.
332
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:32,143
Uh... the lost world
of roiurama.
333
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,912
That's...
that's my line.
334
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:36,748
Oh. sorry.
335
00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:39,184
Where were they
going, sir?
336
00:18:39,217 --> 00:18:43,388
The lost world of roiurama.
337
00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:47,058
Yes, sir.
we've got a telegram.
338
00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:49,327
Oh.
339
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:55,099
"reads it."
340
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,102
"expedition superb,
weather excellent.
341
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:00,505
Everything wonderful."
342
00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:02,440
I wonder
what's gone wrong.
343
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,075
For god's sake,
be careful...
344
00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:05,877
Wait a minute.
345
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:08,413
I'm going to go after them.
346
00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:12,917
Oh! for god's sake,
be careful.
347
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:26,431
My god, betty,
we're done for.
348
00:19:26,464 --> 00:19:28,566
We'll never
get out of here.
349
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,702
We're completely
lost. lost!
350
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:32,804
Even the natives
have gone.
351
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,405
Good-bye, betty.
352
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,207
Good-bye, farquarson.
353
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,842
Good-bye, brian.
354
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:42,180
It's been
a great expedition.
355
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,016
Great expedition.
356
00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:48,253
All that'll be
left of us is a map, a compass
357
00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:51,990
And a few feet
of film recording our last moments.
358
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,258
Wait a minute!
359
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,660
What is it?
360
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:59,097
If we're on film...
361
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,900
There must be someone
filming us.
362
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,002
My god, betty!
363
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,704
You're right!
364
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,640
Look!
hello!
365
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:10,575
Great to see you!
366
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:12,343
Super to see you.
367
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,579
Super!
368
00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:15,880
How are you, mates?
369
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:16,881
Jolly good!
370
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,349
Wait a minute!
371
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,885
What is it again?
372
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:25,056
If this is the crew
who were filming us...
373
00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:28,760
Who's filming us now?
374
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:31,729
Look!
375
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:32,797
Cut there, man.
376
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,798
Cut there.
377
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,266
No... no good.
378
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,068
How we going to get
that feeling
379
00:20:37,101 --> 00:20:39,504
Of personal alienation
of self from society
380
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,806
With this load
of bulldog drummond crap?
381
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,776
When I was doing la notte
with that monica vitti gal
382
00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:45,877
She didn't give me
383
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:50,882
None of this
empire-building shit, man.
384
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:54,686
Not so fast, akarumba.
385
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,654
Allow me to
introduce myself.
386
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,022
I'm inspector baboon
387
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:01,125
Of scotland yard's special
fraud film director's squad.
388
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,360
Jungle division.
389
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:03,828
Baboon of the yard!
390
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,498
Shut up!
391
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,633
Right, akarumba.
392
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:12,670
I'm arresting you for
impersonating signor michelangelo antonioni
393
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,172
An italian film director
394
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:16,141
Who co-scripts
all his own films
395
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:19,911
Largely jettisoning
narrative in favor of vague incident
396
00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:22,113
And relentless character study.
397
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,849
In his first film
cronaca di un amore, 1915
398
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:28,686
The couple are brought together
by a shared irrational guilt.
399
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,455
Le amiche followed in 1955
400
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:34,225
And 1959 saw the first of
antonioni's world-famous trilogy
401
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:38,029
L'avventura, an acute study
of boredom, restlessness
402
00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:41,332
And the futilities and agonies
of purposeless living.
403
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,168
In l'eclisse three years later
404
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,437
This analysis of the sentiments
was taken up once again.
405
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:50,041
"we do not have to know each
other to love," says the heroine
406
00:21:50,074 --> 00:21:52,477
"and perhaps,
we do not have to love."
407
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:55,947
The eclipse of the emotions
finally casts its shadow
408
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:59,984
When darkness descends...
409
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:13,331
Signor antonioni first makes use
of color to underline...
410
00:22:13,364 --> 00:22:14,999
And now on bbc 1
411
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:21,206
Another six minutes of
monty python's flying circus.
412
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:23,007
Yes, sir.
413
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,076
I'd like to have
an argument, please.
414
00:22:25,109 --> 00:22:26,144
Certainly, sir.
415
00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:27,645
Have you been here before?
416
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,113
No. this is
my first time.
417
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,649
I see. do you want to have
the full argument
418
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,985
Or were you thinking
of taking a course?
419
00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:35,520
Well, what would
be the cost?
420
00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:36,788
Well, yes, it's five...
421
00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:39,023
It's one pound
for a five-minute argument
422
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:41,292
But only eight pounds
for a course of ten.
423
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,394
Mmm... well, I think
it's probably best
424
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,662
If I start with the one
425
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,664
And see how it goes
from there, okay?
426
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,000
Fine. I'll see who's free
at the moment.
427
00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,535
Uh... mr. du-bakey's free
428
00:22:50,568 --> 00:22:52,604
But he's a little bit
conciliatory.
429
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:53,638
Mmm.
430
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:55,707
Yes, uh, try
mr. barnard-- room 12.
431
00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:58,543
Thank you.
432
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:04,716
What do you want?!
433
00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:06,284
Well, I was told outside...
434
00:23:06,317 --> 00:23:07,452
Don't give me that
435
00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:09,921
You snotty-faced heap
of parrot droppings!
436
00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:10,922
What?
437
00:23:10,955 --> 00:23:14,259
Shut your festering gob,
you tit!
438
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,628
Your type makes me puke!
439
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:20,365
You vacuous, toffee-nosed,
malodorous pervert!
440
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,366
What?!
441
00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,468
I came in here
for an argument!
442
00:23:23,501 --> 00:23:24,736
Oh! oh, I'm sorry.
443
00:23:24,769 --> 00:23:25,737
This is abuse.
444
00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:26,738
Oh. oh, I see.
445
00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:27,939
That explains it.
446
00:23:27,972 --> 00:23:29,908
No. you want 12a next door.
447
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:30,909
I see.
448
00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:31,910
Sorry.
449
00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:32,911
Not at all.
450
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,412
Yeah, that's all right.
451
00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:37,315
Stupid git.
452
00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:39,884
Come in.
453
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,021
Is this the right room
for an argument?
454
00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:44,589
I've told you once.
455
00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:45,890
No, you haven't.
456
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:46,624
Yes, I have.
457
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:47,759
When?
458
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:48,326
Just now.
459
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:49,460
No, you didn't.
460
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:50,562
Yes, I did.
didn't.
461
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,396
Did.
didn't.
462
00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:52,263
I'm telling you I did.
463
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:52,964
You did not.
464
00:23:52,997 --> 00:23:53,965
I'm sorry, is this
465
00:23:53,998 --> 00:23:55,200
A five-minute argument
466
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,734
Or the full half hour?
467
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,736
Oh! oh. just
the five-minute one.
468
00:23:58,770 --> 00:23:59,737
Fine.
469
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:00,738
Thank you.
470
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:01,739
Anyway, I did.
471
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,575
You most certainly
did not.
472
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,144
Now, let's get one
thing quite clear.
473
00:24:06,177 --> 00:24:07,979
I most definitely
told you.
474
00:24:08,012 --> 00:24:09,080
You did not.
yes, I did.
475
00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:10,081
You did not.
yes, I did.
476
00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:11,082
Didn't.
yes, I did.
477
00:24:11,115 --> 00:24:12,083
Didn't.
yes, I did.
478
00:24:12,116 --> 00:24:13,852
Look, this isn't an argument.
479
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:14,986
Yes, it is.
no, it isn't.
480
00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:16,754
It's just contradiction.
no, it isn't.
481
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:17,755
Yes, it is.
it is not.
482
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,257
It is!
you just contradicted me.
483
00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:20,258
No, I didn't.
484
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:20,925
Oh, you did.
485
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,293
No, no, no, no.
486
00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:22,994
You did just then.
487
00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:24,462
No, no, nonsense.
488
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:25,430
Oh, well, this is futile.
489
00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:26,364
No, it isn't.
490
00:24:26,397 --> 00:24:27,365
I came here for a good argument.
491
00:24:27,398 --> 00:24:28,900
No, you didn't.
you came here for an argument.
492
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:30,435
Well, argue is not the same
as contradiction.
493
00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:31,703
It can be.
494
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:32,937
No, it can't.
495
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,939
An argument's a collected series
of statements
496
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,541
To establish
a definite proposition.
497
00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:37,775
No, it isn't.
yes, it is.
498
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,210
It isn't just contradiction.
499
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,411
Look, if i
argue with you
500
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,147
I must take up
a contrary position.
501
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,481
But it isn't just saying,
"no, it isn't."
502
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:44,482
Yes, it is.
503
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:45,517
No, it isn't.
504
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,452
Argument's
an intellectual process.
505
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:50,021
Contradiction is just
the automatic gainsaying
506
00:24:50,054 --> 00:24:51,923
Of anything
the other person says.
507
00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:53,324
No, it isn't.
yes, it is.
508
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:55,860
Not at all.
now, look...
509
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:56,861
Thank you.
510
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,596
Good morning.
511
00:24:58,630 --> 00:24:59,597
What?
512
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:00,598
That's it.
513
00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:01,633
Good morning.
514
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,701
But I was just getting
interested.
515
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,603
Sorry. the five
minutes is up.
516
00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:07,939
That was never five
minutes just now.
517
00:25:07,972 --> 00:25:08,973
Afraid it was.
518
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,042
No, it wasn't.
519
00:25:11,075 --> 00:25:13,211
Sorry, I'm not allowed
to argue anymore.
520
00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:14,212
What?!
521
00:25:14,245 --> 00:25:15,980
If you want me
to go on arguing
522
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,516
You'll have to pay for
another five minutes.
523
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,885
But that was never five
minutes just now.
524
00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:23,888
Oh, come on!
525
00:25:23,988 --> 00:25:25,757
This is ridiculous.
526
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,560
I'm very sorry,
but I told you
527
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:30,595
I'm not allowed to
argue unless you pay.
528
00:25:30,628 --> 00:25:33,665
Oh, all right.
529
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,066
There you are.
530
00:25:35,099 --> 00:25:36,067
Thank you.
531
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,802
Well?
532
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,604
Well what?
533
00:25:39,637 --> 00:25:41,139
That was never five minutes
just now.
534
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:42,740
I told you, I'm not allowed
to argue unless you pay.
535
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:43,875
I just paid.
no, you didn't.
536
00:25:43,908 --> 00:25:46,344
I did. I did! I did!
537
00:25:46,377 --> 00:25:48,012
Look, I don't want
to argue about that.
538
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,448
Well, I'm very sorry,
but you didn't pay.
539
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:53,318
Aha! well, if I didn't pay,
why are you arguing?
540
00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:54,319
Got you.
541
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:55,153
No, you haven't.
542
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,187
Yes, I have.
543
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,622
If you're arguing,
I must've paid.
544
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:58,957
Not necessarily.
545
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,458
I could be arguing
546
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,060
In my spare time.
547
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,394
I've had enough of this.
548
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:07,732
No, you haven't.
oh, shut up.
549
00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:10,201
I want to complain.
550
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,470
You want to complain?
look at these shoes.
551
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,538
I've only had them three weeks
552
00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:14,772
And the heels are worn
right through.
553
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:15,840
No, I want
to complain about...
554
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,941
If you complain,
nothing happens
555
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,076
You might just as
well not bother
556
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:19,077
And my back hurts...
557
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:20,645
I want to com... ow!
558
00:26:20,678 --> 00:26:22,280
No, no. hold
your head
559
00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:24,516
Like this and
then go, "wah!"
560
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:25,517
Try it again.
whoa!
561
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,218
Better, better,
but, "wah! wah!"
562
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,419
Hold your hands here.
563
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,421
No.
now...
564
00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:32,357
No, that's it,
that's it! good!
565
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:33,825
Stop hitting me!
what?
566
00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:34,893
Stop hitting me.
567
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,394
Stop hitting you?
yes.
568
00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:38,396
Well, uh, what did
you come in here for?
569
00:26:38,429 --> 00:26:39,531
I came here to complain.
570
00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:41,132
Oh, I'm sorry.
that's next door.
571
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,301
It's being hit on the
head lessons in here.
572
00:26:43,334 --> 00:26:44,402
What a stupid concept.
573
00:26:44,435 --> 00:26:45,470
Right. hold it there.
574
00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:46,471
What?
what?
575
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:48,239
Allow me to introduce myself.
576
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,442
I'm inspector fox of the
light entertainment police
577
00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:53,478
Comedy division,
special flying squad.
578
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:54,946
Flying fox of the yard?!
579
00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:55,947
Shut up!
oh!
580
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,649
No, no, no, no.
"wah!"
581
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:58,683
And you!
582
00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,185
He's good.
583
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,353
You could learn
a thing or two from him.
584
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:05,223
Right, now you two, me old
beauties, you are nicked.
585
00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:06,691
What for?
586
00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:10,528
I'm charging you under section
21 of the strange sketch act.
587
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:11,529
The what?
588
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:12,864
You are hereby charged
589
00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:15,500
That you did willfully take part
in a strange sketch.
590
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,535
That is a skit, spoof
or humorous vignette
591
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:18,937
Of an unconventional nature
592
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,239
With intent to cause
grievous mental confusion
593
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:22,640
To the great
british public.
594
00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:24,242
Evening, all.
595
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,243
It's a fair cop.
596
00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,244
And you tosh!
597
00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:27,245
Wah!
598
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:28,246
That's excellent!
599
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:30,315
Right, come on
down to the yard.
600
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:31,316
Hold it, hold it.
601
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:32,717
Allow me
to introduce myself.
602
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,319
I'm inspector
thompson's gazelle
603
00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:35,954
Of the programme
planning police
604
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,523
Light entertainment division,
special flying squad.
605
00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:40,525
Flying thompson's
gazellle of the yard?
606
00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:41,526
Shut up!
607
00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:42,527
Ahh!
608
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,528
He... he's good.
609
00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:44,596
Shut up.
wow!
610
00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:45,597
Rotten.
611
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:46,598
Ahh!
612
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,266
Good.
613
00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:50,635
Right. I'm arresting
this entire show
614
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:51,736
On three counts:
615
00:27:51,769 --> 00:27:54,372
One, acts of self-
conscious behavior
616
00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:56,674
Contrary to the "not in front
of the children" act
617
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,410
Two, always saying,
"it's so and so of the yard"
618
00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:00,945
Every time
the fuzz arrives
619
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:03,081
And three-- and this is
the cruncher--
620
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:05,583
Offenses against
the "getting out of sketches
621
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:07,752
Without using
a proper punch line act."
622
00:28:07,785 --> 00:28:11,356
Namely simply ending
every bleeding sketch
623
00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:14,993
By just having
a policeman come in and...
624
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,928
Wait a minute.
625
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:17,929
Hold it.
626
00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:21,232
It's a fair cop.
627
00:28:21,432 --> 00:28:22,801
And now on bbc 1
628
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:26,771
One more minute of
monty python's flying circus.
629
00:28:26,821 --> 00:28:31,371
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