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Vegas!

Three, two, one. Vegas! Ah!

No, no. Its a good one.

Hold on. Let me try that again.

Its a keeper. Trust me.

Let me see it.

And with that, the seven-year

is officially underway!

Congratulations.

Yeah.

I dont mean

pretty sure I met you seven

half

years ago, cause...

Yeah, but the Manniversary

the first time we met, dude.

Its commemorates

the first time you stopped being

like, for the first six months,

Like, I really wanted

Remember?

Im glad you clarified that.

Anytime. Now,

Lets go get a lint roller

I dont know whats

And wheres your hat?

I thought we were doing

Lets go.

I dont know about the hat.

But I do dig the Rat Pack vibe.

But why are we already

Cause we want to

Like real men. Thats what real

Show that we mean business the

Real men show up

I brought a

Oh.

All you have to do

and enjoy some

Yeah, until Matty calls us in

I got that

All I had to do was explain

the sacred nature

and she promised me

she wouldnt call us

standing in the way

I dont mean

I mean the zombie

The real one.

Oh.

Get fired up.

(chuckles softly)

Vegas!

Baby, lets go.

♪ Bright light city

First, were gonna

JACK:

where Ive reserved the

Then we begin our tour

of the best buffets

Spoiler alert:

Followed up by a ride

on the fastest roller

Wait, wait. Y-You want

after weve eaten

Mm, I love a

Then we put that

to work on the

Nope. We talked about this.

If you get caught.

Stop interrupting. So, after

were gonna celebrate

bone-in, tomahawk porterhouse.

Yeah, and finally, ending

a show, a show

What?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, as long as its the

or the Blue Man Group,

I think there is

Its Legends of Metal

No argument there.

Does this itinerary involve

Id like to do some actual

JACK:

Ah, Mac, were from SoCal.

soaking up rays

This is Las Vegas, baby.

Except we never do any of that,

cause anytime

♪

All right.

Right this way.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Open em.

I thought we were

Just a little detour. I wanted

move-in-ready, one bedroom

coin-operated laundry,

Are you moving out of Macs?

Just tell me

I mean,

uh...

its great natural light.

Oh.

But if youre seriously thinking

there needs to be new

It needs work.

All easily done.

And Im seriously

But only

You move in with me.

Ive never felt this way

And Im ready to take us

Are you?

Well, uh...

"Well."

Notexactly

what I was

(chuckles softly)

Its a big step, Bozer,

and, uh, you know

You just caught me

I need time to think about it.

Go. Yeah, yeah.

Like five minutes?

(phones ringing)

Matty needs us.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

(talking quietly)

Sorry. We were just...

Not now, Bozer.

off to Vegas, Im

Whats going on?

a time-sensitive op.

This is Naveed Bin Dajani,

member of the royal

and a suspected terrorist

over a dozen cells

Phoenix just

that hes been transporting data

detailing his networks

to bankers in Western Europe.

Bin Dajani wont get caught

with this data himself,

Princess Zahra,

Everything we need to crush

or rather,

shall I say, around her neck.

Interesting place

The data isnt on a hard drive.

Her diamond necklace?

6.4 carats.

Worth 200 grand

to any jeweler,

because Bin Dajani used

to encode

his networks data

How is that even possible?

Colored lasers negatively charge

You know what?

The bottom line is

the tech works,

in her possession

LEANNA:

The princess is meeting

with her uncles bankers

in 72 hours, but as a cover,

her trip starts with a two-day

The princess booked a hotel

will privately show her

You three will infiltrate

copy the data off the diamond,

and then permanently erase it

So were stealing

without anyone ever

Yup.

And were going undercover

as what, fashionistas?

BOZER:

Sounds like a trip

Gonna need some new clothes

All youll need

are black polyester pants

Youll be working as

hotel caterers during the

RILEY:

are we doing this

Our lab techs specially designed

this diamond scanner

So just connect

plug your USB into a tablet,

and the encoded data

to a Phoenix server,

erased off the stone.

Wheels up in 20.

Ciao, bellas.

That means bye-bye.

(clanking, high-pitched

(filtered breathing)

(panting)

(coughs)

(groans)

Jack.

Jack!

(grunts)

(sighs)

You okay?

I dont know.

I dont know.

What the hell

Some sort of prison?

Or worse.

(panting)

Its no use.

The shackles are

Theyre what?

Theyre really, really strong.

So I cant break em?

Well, you couldve

before I wore myself out.

You know, Im feeling

You know,

You feel like

Yeah.

What is that?

My head is throbbing, and...

Yeah.

...judging by the taste

(sniffs)

...pretty sure

the filters in these gas masks

So they drugged us?

There you go.

Thats how they knocked us out

for transport right there.

Im getting a bad feeling

Im telling you, man, somebody

(sighs)

They took our belts,

they took our shoes;

It doesnt make sense.

if they wanted us dead,

Shot us.

If they wanted intel,

to a chair and interrogated us,

in whatever the hell

You know what

That movie,

Saw.

Remember that one?

Like, at any time,

that creepy clowns gonna come

on a tricycle and ask us

Probably not, but

I say we get out of here

In case you hadnt noticed...

Yup, just what

We...

We cant even reach

All right, first

We ditch these chains.

Great.

(mechanical clanking, whirring)

Hey, uh, Jack.

Hmm?

Come here.

The vent.

Theres a camera in there.

Yeah, I know.

And so, how do you want

We act like

Hey, hey,

Ha, ha, ha, we get it.

Very funny. Jokes on us.

I tell you what. Come in here,

Okay? We can

This is ridiculous!

Im glad

Uh, its worth a try.

Debatable.

Come on!

Wait a second.

This is an underground

which means were still

Yeah, but where in the U.S.?

unanswered question.

why someone would do

Whoever it was went to great

Oh. (sighs)

Well, this is definitely not the

Tell you that much.

Hey, Mac.

Why would there be

in an old, dirty

I mean, correct me

arent these sago worms

(sniffs, groans)

Sago worms?

Yeah, whatever.

Whens the last time

Huh?

Wait a minute.

You dont think this is somehow

do you?

This point,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, my man.

There must be some sort of

any barbecue worms

WAITER: Your friend

My friend?

Oh, oh.

One of you, uh, DXS wimps

to try the sago worm.

My apologies on behalf

His sense of humor is... unique.

MacGYVER:

HADLEY:

JACK:

Im just saving em

The CIAs most un-dynamic duo

to have a little something

once me and my boy

Aint that right?

HADLEY: You know, at first,

I was excited to do a joint op

with the DXS, but now

Im starting to wonder

One of yous too scared

The others too scared

GRIGGS:

Its the kids first op.

But Hadleys right

When you sit down

you should be packing

All right, relax.

clandestine operation,

but its not

You werent there with us

And when the sago worms

often do,

our best weapons gonna be

Trust me.

WALLER: Cut the chatter.

Samrozis gonna be here

Once MacGyvers verified

missile system is legit,

to give up the location

And then Griggs

And no mistakes.

That HQ-16 could take down

Oh. Okay. Here we go, boys.

Elvis has just entered

Selamat siang,

Selamat siang, Nigel.

Apa kabar?

Me? Oh, Im doing great.

Yeah. Thanks.

Uh, let me introduce you

to my associate,

And this is Yovan.

Hey. Have a seat. Relax.

So...

Okay. Youre just gonna--

Sammy, youre just gonna

You got a little something

sit here

YOVAN:

Four HE-frag warheads.

40-kilometer range.

Way to go, Sammy.

A little in-person look-see

You guys could text

Well meet you there.

(chuckles)

First, a question.

What have you been doing

Me? Oh, Ive been kicking ass

Yeah.

You know, things got a

We like to go

You know? Ha.

(laughter)

Shooter!

(people screaming)

WALLER: Griggs, Hadley,

Got him.

Lets go!

(screaming continues)

(grunting)

(clicks tongue)

Nice takedown, Mac.

Yovans in custody,

Do we have Samrozi?

GRIGGS: Negative.

We lost him

You know?

Like, we never

So you think ol Sammys

seven years later?

I mean, worms arent exactly

Ah, you know what?

This is enough. Come out from

Be a man. Dont be a coward.

Okay? This-this is stupid.

(quietly): Hey, hey.

I got it.

Well, no, no.

Do it closer

All right, all right.

Listen, Samrozi,

I want you to listen to me now.

You are a dirty little man.

No, no, youre a dirty,

ugly, gold-tooth-wearing

And I want you to come down here

for throwing me

Im gonna start by breaking

Then Im gonna move up

your jaw. Youre gonna be

for three weeks, you hear me?

("Mambo Bacan"

(Marco laughing, applause)

MARCO: Ah, gorgeous,

gorgeous.

Youve said that

about all your designs, Marco.

Thats only because

Mm.

So, what were yall

Uh, the op.

I thought maybe she was asking

Bozer,

I dont know

but Im friends

so please dont make this weird.

Sorry, Riley. Its just...

Yeah, I do.

But this is a big step.

So, how are we gonna get

if Zahra never takes off

No clue.

You there. American expat.

Uh... canapé, Princess?

Theyre delicious.

You have an opinion

What? No.

Well, you just looked

Everyone here tells

I want to hear.

So, this dress--

yes or no?

Uh...

Its a hard no.

Yeah, I mean, the

but the color palette?

to a tea party for fairies

Well, finally, I hear truth.

Thank you, Marco.

Pack everything.

Were leaving.

(groans) Yeah, great job, Bozer.

You just convinced her

Now what are we gonna do?

LEANNA: Ill take

One of you grab the necklace.

Uh... wait.

Excuse me?

Uh, actually, Your Highness,

I only moved to Milan

I do these gigs

until I land my first

theyre models. Id love

I think youll be blown away.

Can you have them here

The earliest I can bring them

But... itll be worth the wait.

Why not?

Were staying.

(women gasping, chuckling)

(chuckles):

Double-O-Boze

I just bought us another day.

By promising a fashion show?

How we gonna pull this off?

Didnt I just say

Its in the bow tie.

So, come on down here and

in your case, itll be

(quietly): Hey, Jack.

What are you

Home-brew thermite.

And itll burn through chains.

And maybe our feet.

Our feet? Come on, dude.

(groans) I need my feet.

How we gonna... run out of here

(key jangling, lock clicking)

That does not

(gas hissing)

Whats that hissing sound?

(both coughing)

What is it?

Its tear gas.

(zapping, grunting)

(groaning)

(muffled):

One lives...

...one dies.

(both coughing)

(grunts)

What is it? What is it?

I told you

Mac,

youve been staring

What are you looking for?

I dont know. I

(groans)

I am so hungry.

Its not hunger.

What is it?

(sighs) Its dehydration.

Ah.

How long do you think

I dont know. Like, uh...

36 hours, give or take.

You use facial hair

Its a little trick

sniper school.

No kidding.

Thats genius.

(distorted voice,

eight, seven, six...

(speed metal music

(shouts)

(music stops)

(exhales)

(groans)

a little Ozzy

Maybe some Motorhead.

Hes trying to keep us awake.

Yeah, I know.

I went through this

Hes trying to break

Why?

(sighs)

One lives, one dies.

He thinks if he...

keeps us in here long enough,

Well what?

Well what?

One of us is gonna

Mac, come on.

The fatigue

is only gonna get worse.

without food, without water,

the more

will begin to-to,

And well...

(grunts)

Its never gonna

No, were-were never

gonna shoot

You hear me? Never.

I actually dont think

But what about the worms

No, I agree,

this is about Jakarta, but...

...all of this,

out of the CIAs enhanced

Do you remember

Im gonna have to introduce you

Shes a real egghead,

Youll like her a lot.

Unbelievable.

Ill call her right now.

(Yovan sobbing in distance)

That son of a bitch.

GRIGGS: Let it go, Hadley.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You two getting a divorce?

like, the Butch and Sundance

Why arent you in there

Waller pulled rank,

Did what?

Nine years weve been

First time

ever

said we werent fast enough.

Im thinking about

Hey, man, you know I

but Im not sure this

(Yovan screams)

You can make this stop anytime!

(Yovan screaming)

Hey, Waller...

Just tell me

Is this normal?

Not at all. Waller!

Waller! What the hell

Hes playing games.

(screams)

GRIGGS: Look, we all

This isnt the way to do it.

Youre right.

We need an answer... now.

Oh. Waller.

Put the piece away.

(screams) I dont know!

Where is Samrozis warehouse?

Waller, put the

YOVAN:

I dont know!

Tell me now!

All right,

You are useless to me.

No. This is over.

Get your hands off of me!

Stop it.

I outrank you!

You can file it under

Give me the gun.

Get out.

Our after-action report

that got Waller booted

Oh, I agree that Waller

but if this is revenge,

I-I dont get it.

(distant, echoing thump)

(quiet electrical whirring)

Hear that?

JACK: What is it?

Theres power running

Probably a topside generator

thats pumping air

That helps us how?

Its probably gonna get

Oh. Thats awesome.

Yeah, but whats not

In order for this to

cut power to the HVAC,

going to get

A trip to the sauna was on

What do I care?

Thats the spirit.

Okay, big dude one and two,

and move these chairs

I got a show to do.

All right, I got to do

and Ill be right back.

(door closes)

LEANNA: Bozer, when

you spent 70 grand

her heads gonna explode.

More like the intensity

will make his head explode.

Shes only gonna get mad

And if it doesnt, youll come

when Im pulling

to pay back Phoenix, right?

Maybe.

Or... maybe...

Ill be at our

in my PJs...

waiting for you

Wait.

Did you just say...

apartment?

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Hey, guys.

Uh, maybe later?

Kind of need to focus

congrats.

And now, ladies,

♪ Just my size

♪ Youve got that new,

Uh-huh

♪

♪ Aint even looking

Ooh!

♪ Boy, youre just my

♪

♪ Not too loose

♪ Not too tight

♪ Take you home,

♪ Put you on, feels so right

♪ Ill take it all

♪ Youre just my size

♪ Yep, Ill take it all

♪ Yep,

♪ Yep, Ill take it all

♪ Youre just my size.

(dress zipping)

Ready.

I dont want to tell

but that dress

sublime.

I dont know.

Mm-hmm. I think I know

Its the necklace.

Not that its

but the dress

Princess, diamonds are a

not in that dress.

But... these rubies-- now,

Oh!

Gorgeous.

You dont take no

Oh, let me help.

And... matches

I will put this

right on the table for you.

Ah.

Amazing. Now lets take

where everyone

Yes, yes.

(women gasping)

ZAHRA: Ladies.

♪

(rapid beeping)

(quietly):

RILEY: Okay.

The data on the diamonds

JACK (grunting):

MacGYVER:

Its not that easy.

Im trying.

Its not that easy down here,

Oh! Okay.

You got it?

No, well, hold on, hold on.

(grunts)

You know, my faith in you

but I really dont see

are gonna blow up

The electricity

which will then

and since metal expands

and its harder than

Just-just watch, okay?

Now what?

We wait for the A.C.

Oh. (mutters)

(distant, echoing thump)

(electrical whirring, crackling)

Okey-doke.

Get in there and pick.

Hey, hey, get back.

(coughing)

You got to be kidding me.

(sighs)

This room is identical,

(chains clinking)

(sighs):

round two with

The wires barely reached

Mm, mm-hmm.

So how are we

(static crackles)

(distorted voice):

Thats the only way

You sure this is where

I made it clear to Yovan, if

he needed to help us

Okay. Lets go,

♪

Okay, we found em.

Now, how do we

without alerting everyone

Sneak? To hell with that.

I say we just drive the thing

Yeah, Im with Dalton.

If I take out the guidance chips

these things turn into

See there? I told you.

The kids brains

Waller, you with us?

WALLER:

GRIGGS:

Thats what youre

a high-tech missile system?

This little toy

over 500 pieces of ordnance.

WALLER: Guys, you have incoming.

How much longer, MacGyver?

Here we go, boys.

Were almost out of here.

Or we go say hello.

Griggs, lets go buy

Im with you, pal.

Good idea.

Good luck.

(gunfire in distance)

WALLER: Move, now! At your ten!

That doesnt sound good.

Hey, Waller,

are taking a lot of heat

Im gonna go

Negative, Dalton.

This op means nothing

if we dont neutralize

Yeah, but...

(gunfire continues)

Okay, Griggs, Hadley,

Time to wrap things up.

GRIGGS: Aw, but we finally

How we doing here?

Yeah, done.

WALLER: Copy.

All right, Hadley,

Were getting the hell

GRIGGS:

Respond. Fellas,

What do we do?

Guys, you there?

WALLER: Dalton, youve got

Nah, were not leaving

Get out now.

Yeah, we dont have

in the van yet there, boss.

Griggs and Hadley are dead.

Your position is

Get to exfil.

No way. Were not

No!

WALLER: That is an order!

(rapid gunfire)

JACK:

Okay, so-so obviously someone

But that means it

because we wanted

He ordered us out

In his mind, this is a friend

What?

Figure that out, maybe we

Ive had enough of this.

Open!

(grunts)

Here we go. Okay,

Look, look, look,

got to be

You can make something

(gas hisses)

Unfortunately, after

its empty.

But it is 50 pounds

Come on, Mac, I can see

I know you got something.

Okay.

Just tell me.

All Ive got is a Hail Mary.

Whether or not it works

depends entirely... on you.

(whispers): Could you please

LEANNA: Riley, are you done?

Not yet. Why?

Cause youre about

Where is the necklace?

Its right there.

No.

Yeah.

The diamond pendant.

What is this?

(glass shatters)

Riley, was that a thump?

Uh, yes. Yes, it was.

And, uh, keep stalling.

so many accessories

Telling you now, Meghan Markle

asking how you look so good.

Shed be like,

Youd have to say,

Just a little longer

ZAHRA:

Ive seen this dress

from every angle,

Im taking it off.

But I want to show you

Oh, oh, dont worry.

Im buying it.

Excellent.

(chuckles)

Let me help you change,

ZAHRA:

(dress unzips)

He was supposed

RILEY:

Too many, uh, canapés.

(clears throat)

Where is my necklace?

Oh, its right there.

(rapid beeping)

No, its not here.

Its not here.

Its not here.

My uncle will kill me

Oh, my gosh.

It was right here.

BOZER:

its been a honor.

I dont want to take up

so thank you again

Were gonna go.

but a blessing

I wish you nothing

Youre most welcome.

Hey.

Ah, were leaving.

RILEY:

All right.

ZAHRA: Wait.

For the dress.

Of course.

You know, I got a feeling

the whole worlds gonna be

ZAHRA:

Bye.

Yeah. When she finally gets

At least shell be heading

Double-O-Boze.

Its working.

(grunts)

Again.

(grunts, laughs)

You know, its actually

stored in the metal limbs of the

not the elasticity of the wires.

Mac, will you stop?

Please, just stop.

I-Im too exhausted

Okay, bro?

(sighs)

Its working.

Slowly.

But, yeah.

Yeah.

(grunts)

Jack!

(groaning)

I cant breathe.

I think the impact broke some of

I got a punctured lung.

Yeah, uh, yeah, actually,

I think its worse than that.

From what Im hearing,

you may have

Whats that mean?

(sighs) It means that your lungs

are gonna start filling up with

You can fix me.

Fix me.

Im gonna be right back.

Ill be right back.

Come back.

(Jack groaning, muttering)

(grunts)

Okay. I got to make

No? No. No, uh, needle.

Maybe I can, uh,

use my knife to open your chest.

(gasping): No.

No. Im not gonna do that.

Ow!

Idiot! Theres nothing here!

Mac, please.

I know...

What?

You can use that.

Please.

(Jack grunting weakly)

One lives, one dies.

Come on.

Mac, I-Im dying.

You cant expect me to do that.

Bet you could.

(crying):

Please.

(sobbing)

(groaning)

♪

♪

Im so sorry.

Do it!

♪

You got what you wanted!

One dies!

Im unarmed

and you cant even face me?

Guy I knew years ago

Now open the door, Griggs.

Youre not completely unarmed.

What about that knife of yours?

Mm.

Howd you know it was me?

Only you wouldve left me

Why all this?

You and Dalton,

you abandoned me and

You ran away.

What are you talking about?

We were told that you were

Im sure thats what

so you could sleep at night.

Dying...

that would have been easier.

The blast only wounded us.

Samrozis men grabbed us.

The bastard nursed

just so he could torture us

for intel on the Agency.

We were locked in

kept awake for days,

starved, beaten.

You and Dalton

but for me...

it lasted years.

(chuckles) And only

did Samrozi

Mm-hmm.

One lives, one dies.

I thought I could be

And I shot Hadley.

I killed my best friend

And now, so have you.

(chuckles)

So now you understand.

What now?

You die.

(exhales)

(coughs, wheezes)

Dalton.

Griggsy.

Okay, I know

MacGYVER:

How did we pull this off?

Zip guns have been around

Compress a bed spring

You set a pin,

like the lead slug

which, once youve removed it

leaves you with a blank

But making a squib?

to bleed into a bag

The takeaway?

Its amazing

when facing certain death.

Next time, were faking

cause getting killed hurts.

It hurts a lot.

Amen.

I would, but I dont know

if I could do any better

Well, thank you.

But I could probably use

You know, playing

as easy as it sounds.

Griggs is still alive.

There you go.

You know, we only got a sample

That still dont make it right.

Hmm. What-what do you

We could leave him down here

Kidding.

Kind of.

(sighs)

You know, what happened

couldve happened to us.

Any op can go bad.

Dont I know it.

(Jack grunting)

See this is exactly

to Las Vegas

I mean, in this

you got to celebrate

You never know what

You know, I think

to teach me that

Have I?

Well, youre a smart guy,

but its never too late to learn

(MacGyver and Jack panting)

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