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'Have I Told You Lately That I Love You'
Performed by Willie Nelson
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Have I told you lately... that I love you?
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Could I tell you once again somehow?
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Have I told you how with all
my heart and soul I need you?
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Audrey,
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Have I told you lately that I love you?
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What?
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Because I do...
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and a woman as precious as you
as gentle as you should be...
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cherished and nurtured.
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Treated like a hot house flower,
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protected and preserved
in the delicate warmth...
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of her own...
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humidity.
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What?
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Humidity!
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Oh, I'll turn on the fan.
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Because when you love a woman,
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I mean when you really love a woman,
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that's what you do,
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because that's what you should do.
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So will you?
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Will I what?
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Will you marry me?
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Huh... I...
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Till death do us part!
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- Ian, I ...
- Audrey!
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- No!
- The signal!
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No, no, I need more time.
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Passenger 220, Andromeda.
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They're here?
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Who's here?
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Get the hell out of here!
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I have got to go, I can't explain.
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No, wait, what do you mean?
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I'm sorry I ...
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No, no, take me, I'm the dominant species!
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- Ian!
- Argh!
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Ian!
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Ian!
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- So I have your word.
- Yes.
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And you promise.
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I said I promise.
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Very good.
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Let's say you had helped someone...
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and then you swore you would
never help them ever again.
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This is a hypothetical question, right?
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- All right, Ray, sure.
- Okay.
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OK, well, let's say this
hypothetical person...
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had not been entirely honest with you,
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well, as a matter of fact he ...
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all right, he was a pathological
liar but he had helped you...
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and in so doing he had not
helped you, so to speak.
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Do you mind telling me which one of
your friends we are talking about here?
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Well, I thought we'd agreed this
was a hypothetical situation...
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- Oh, that bad, huh?
- Unfortunately.
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Now, do you think you could find it
in your heart to help him again?
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Well, what specifically did
this friend of yours do ...
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- Ours.
- Ours. - Yes.
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OK, what specifically did this
hypothetical friend of ours do...
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that it was so bad and I
would never help him again?
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Well, Let's just say he
ruined your vacation,
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then he caused you to be
attacked by Canadian mobsters...
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which in turn forced you to
shoot and explode your car...
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until it was a seething fire ball, hyp..
hypothetically.
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No... no, no, no.
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- There's no room?
- No!
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Amazing friend you've got, Fraser,
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I mean how many guys would run
a marathon around the world...
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to raise money for an orphanage in China.
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Two hundred fifty thousand miles
(250,000) his feet bleeding,
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[his] heart fit to burst,
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just to buy some poor little
Chinese kids a big screen TV.
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- And ...
- ...a Dumbo video.
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You've got to love a guy who loves Dumbo.
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Ian,
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Ian McDonald.
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Don't tell me this man is
here because if he is...
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I'm gonna have to take my
gun out and shoot myself.
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Hi guys, ... am I glad to see you!
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On second thoughts I'm gonna shoot him.
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Ray, Ray, Please, you promised.
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That was hypothetically.
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- He needs help.
- No.
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Ray, it will take 10 seconds...
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and a person's life may depend upon it.
Look, Ray...
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just because someone
feels compelled to lie,
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it doesn't mean there isn't a grain
of truth in there somewhere...
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and I'm..... fairly certain that
he did intent to go to China.
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Two seconds.
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All right, thank you.
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Ian, tell him.
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My fianc�e has been abducted by aliens.
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- Argh!
- Right, right, right!
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Due South S02E10
"Starman"
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- Argh!
- Fine, don't believe me then.
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- I don't.
- I'm telling the truth.
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Truth? You don't even know
how to spell the word!
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T.R.U.T.H.
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Do I need to remind you what happened...
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the last time we went for
a ride with this clown?
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We were in a bar room shoot out,
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there was mud up to here and we
were in a massive car chase...
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and then he stole my car.
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Borrowed it.
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And he did return it.
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Yes, just in enough time for me to
blow it up to save his sorry butt.
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Now, you should have let me strangle him.
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It wouldn't have worked, the aliens put
a protective force field around me.
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Ray, wait, we should at least hear him out.
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Why, what good will it do?
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He'll only tell us a bunch of lies...
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and you'll believe him and
the next thing you know...
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we're gonna be driving around
in circles dodging bullets.
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See that would never have
happened if you'd let me drive.
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Oh, shut up!
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You know Ray, every piece of
the puzzle that doesn't fit,
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it just gets us closer to finding
that piece of the puzzle which does.
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Well, thank you grasshopper but I
have other business to attend to.
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You!
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You're late, the suspect's heart
beat is probably way to high...
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by now this thing's useless.
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Go and get me a bucket of ice,
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a wet towel and three jars of tomato juice.
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I'll make this man talk if
it's the last thing I do...
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Go man go... there's no time to lose.
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Where's my suspect?
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He confessed.
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I sent his file to the state's
attorney and put him in holding.
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You impersonated a cop?
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You certainly weren't
doing a very good job.
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Come on, all right, that's it.
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Fraser.
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This guys got some serious problems.
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He's probably skipped bail
and is here illegally.
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- I'm gonna arrest him.
- Ray, come on.
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All right, at the very least ...
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At the very least we put him
on a bus back to Winnipeg,
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notify immigration and
we do everyone a favor,
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he's talking aliens for God's sakes.
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Well, I agree he exaggerates...
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but there may be some truth
to what he's saying.
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Let's take the cut on his
forehead for example.
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- Oh, he slipped in the bathroom.
- I'm not so sure.
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The presence of minute paint particles
along with the traces of wood.
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-In the cut, the abrasion.
- Wood?
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Cheap particle board would be my
guess and judging from the angle...
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he made contact with a low
lying piece of furniture...
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- ...perhaps a dresser.
- All right, so he tripped in the bedroom.
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Well, that is possible...
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that would be an assumption...
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which is not all together different
from his exaggeration...
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if you follow what I am saying...
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and if we don't investigate...
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- ...we will never be certain.
- Of course we will.
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Never judge a book by it's cover, Ray.
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Never judge a book by it's cover?
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Nobody says that anymore, Fraser.
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My grandmother did.
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Oh, I knew she was behind this.
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Behind what?
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Oh, never mind.
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Never mind what?
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That your grandmother's behind this.
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You make no sense, Ray.
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I'm ready, ... I'm ready.
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This guy's a moron.
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You wont regret this, Ray.
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I already am.
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OK, I'm gonna give you my lunch hour.
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You got 60 minutes of my time to
waste and that's it. Now let's go.
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- You haven't interrogated me yet.
- Don't push your luck...
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just unhook yourself from
that machine and lets go.
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Err Ray, we're all set up here, shall we?
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Ahem!
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All right, ... please state your name.
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My name's Ian McDonald.
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And what do you do for a living in?
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I operate a touring
business out of Ontario.
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We take Canadians through the United
States on sight seeing tours...
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which is actually where I met Audrey,
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The minute I saw her it was magic,
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like summer lightning.
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I knew, I knew the minute I saw
here that this was the woman...
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that I was gonna spent the
rest of my life with.
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Yes, I'm sure she was,
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but before Detective Vecchio
changes his mind ....
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You should have seen the look on
her face when I gave her the ring,
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it was my mother's,
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the minute it slipped on her finger...
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her eyes lit up like a kid at Christmas.
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You want to get to the point, please?
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She has blue eyes just like my mother.
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And out of the blue... she was abducted.
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Yes,
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there was a bright light
I couldn't see a thing:
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we were on the way to the wedding.
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We'd stopped off for coffee.
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Audrey's father the Dodge of Venice had
flown in from Switzerland for the ceremony.
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The guest's strictly A list, Strictly.
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- Frank, Stallone, Sinatra, Bogart.
- Look, this is useless, all right.
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This guy couldn't tell the truth
if his life depended on it.
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Bogart's been dead for twenty years.
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Frank Bogart, his younger brother.
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People are many mentalists.
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Ah, look, just give me a blunt object
I'm gonna put him out of his misery.
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Oh, yeah, try it...
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my father in law gave
me diplomatic immunity.
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This is very interesting, Ray.
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What?
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Well, it would appear
that there was a girl.
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- Ha, see.
- Shut up!
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And although she may not have
been abducted by aliens...
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according to this she was abducted.
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Of course I suppose we
could choose to ignore it.
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No.
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Let's call the FBI.
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I can't wait to see the expression...
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on Agent Ford's face when he
gets a load of this wacko.
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Yes, you're right, he won't take
the wacko seriously either.
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Although ...
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Ahem...
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he might find this interesting.
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Oh,
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it's a Bee Sting, the Eraptor Bogart...
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killer bees, hundreds of them.
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Oh, thousands, I'm sure.
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I think the stinger's still in there.
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It appears to be infected.
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Great Scott turtles...
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Turtles?
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Argh, Police Brutality!
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- I have removed it.
- I see.
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I expected better of you, sir.
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Sit down.
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I'm calling the Hague.
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Shall we.
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As a political prisoner...
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I demand that you people guarantee my
safety under the Geneva convention.
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So, what was with the turtles?
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Well, there were no turtles, Ray.
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Well, I know there were no turtles.
What were you doin'?
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Oh, I was simply trying to distract
him so I could remove... this.
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A needle.
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So what is he on drugs?
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Oh, I didn't see any signs...
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consistent with prolonged
drug use aka 'track marks'...
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and Ian hardly seems the
type to need help...
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to escape from reality but...
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perhaps we should ask him.
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So he can tell us that it's a immunization
shot for the honeymoon with the Dodge.
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I don't think so.
253
00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:25,849
Well, in that case, Ray, We will have to
ask whoever it is that put this there.
254
00:10:27,201 --> 00:10:28,605
All right, You only got 60 minutes.
255
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:29,566
Why only sixty?
256
00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:30,858
Because that's my lunch hour.
257
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,219
Understood.
258
00:10:32,226 --> 00:10:36,223
OK and under no circumstances is that
little liar gonna set foot in my car.
259
00:10:36,225 --> 00:10:37,394
All right, we'll take my car.
260
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:38,771
You have a car?!
261
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,501
Yes, I have a car.
262
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,372
Well, what do you think?
263
00:10:47,909 --> 00:10:49,274
It's on loan from N.A.S.A.
264
00:10:49,741 --> 00:10:50,986
They were having a financial
difficulty with the...
265
00:10:50,987 --> 00:10:53,109
space shuttle program and
were having a fire sale.
266
00:10:54,146 --> 00:10:55,540
Well, it's very roomy.
267
00:10:58,303 --> 00:10:59,384
Do you mind?
268
00:10:59,715 --> 00:11:02,737
There's a draft, it's
very bad for the lumbago.
269
00:11:03,054 --> 00:11:03,985
No, not at all.
270
00:11:05,157 --> 00:11:05,818
Excuse me.
271
00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:13,939
These are your 'A' list clients?
272
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:14,524
Hey,
273
00:11:14,686 --> 00:11:17,482
just because a person is old doesn't
mean they can't have an open mind...
274
00:11:17,483 --> 00:11:19,159
and a desire to explore the unknown.
275
00:11:19,572 --> 00:11:21,213
Besides with compound interest...
276
00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:24,721
a person's net worth by the age
of 65 is a remarkable thing.
277
00:11:25,487 --> 00:11:26,611
GREY POWER...
278
00:11:27,078 --> 00:11:27,901
You both remember that!
279
00:11:27,902 --> 00:11:31,986
Who needs Myrtle Beach when you can
have the opportunity of a life time.
280
00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:34,805
We took one look at this brochure
and said to ourselves...
281
00:11:34,909 --> 00:11:37,882
if we walk to the market
instead of taking a taxi.
282
00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:40,805
Eat a little less on
Friday, buy whole sale,
283
00:11:41,382 --> 00:11:42,722
we could have this.
284
00:11:43,051 --> 00:11:45,129
Why sit at home watching Donahue...
285
00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,389
and hear about someone else's sightings...
286
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,215
when you have a chance to get of
the couch and see it for yourself.
287
00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:52,273
May I?
288
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,072
- Oh, certainly.
- Thank you.
289
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:57,409
A close encounter.. is
guaranteed in every brochure.
290
00:11:58,408 --> 00:12:00,174
There are all kinds of close encounter.
291
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:01,919
So it would appear.
292
00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:06,439
See base 24 home of hanger 57...
293
00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:10,829
the US Governments top secret
UFO intelligence operation,
294
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,485
tour the base, meet the aliens, take
a ride on a real flying saucer.
295
00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:17,339
You're actually charging money for this?
296
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,852
With a money back guarantee.
297
00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:21,363
It's a line of bull.
298
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:23,705
The best part is the sky watch.
299
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,564
Hundreds of spaceships from every
galaxy gather around in an...
300
00:12:26,565 --> 00:12:29,292
interplanetary display of precision flying.
301
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:33,195
- Norman flew in the war.
- Now dear.
302
00:12:33,662 --> 00:12:35,334
And our son's a pilot.
303
00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:38,397
Ahh, It's been a long
time since I've seen him.
304
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,259
Well, he's probably busy.
305
00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:41,709
I miss him.
306
00:12:45,174 --> 00:12:46,949
What a nice doggy.
307
00:12:47,276 --> 00:12:48,658
Well, he's a wolf actually...
308
00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:50,280
and he's on a diet.
309
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:54,915
That's enough.
310
00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,306
Nice piece of fried chicken, Mr. Glasma?
311
00:13:00,685 --> 00:13:02,532
It gives me heartburn.
312
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,955
I told you you should have made boiled.
313
00:13:06,523 --> 00:13:08,258
Rump roast, honey?
314
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:09,405
Allergic.
315
00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:10,337
Ladies and Gentlemen...
316
00:13:10,851 --> 00:13:13,547
If you look to your left You'll
notice we're passing through Jackson.
317
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:18,926
In 1983 I myself personally
witnessed a spaceship...
318
00:13:18,927 --> 00:13:22,509
suck the milk out of an
entire herd of cows.
319
00:13:23,905 --> 00:13:26,582
Moo.
320
00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:35,355
Rosewell, Illinois
Population 1,280
321
00:13:43,261 --> 00:13:45,961
Constellation Motel
322
00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:54,254
Okay gang, we meet at the mission room
for a briefing at 15 hundred hours.
323
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,617
That's 3 o'clock for those of
you not yet on space time.
324
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:02,049
- Such a nice boy.
- I love his dog!
325
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,387
Space time? ... Several travelers.
326
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:12,271
Yeah, UFOs, ... hundreds... thousands...
of them they all come here,
327
00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:14,711
this is like the Woodstock
of psychic fairs.
328
00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,359
This place is famous. The Constellation.
329
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,455
This is where Mick stays when
'nostalgia' traveling...
330
00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,180
and where Mohammed Ali
and George Foreman...
331
00:14:20,183 --> 00:14:21,779
had their secret meeting before the fight.
332
00:14:22,046 --> 00:14:23,742
But listen, you didn't
hear it from me, Okay?
333
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:25,596
And this is the course where I met Audrey.
334
00:14:25,852 --> 00:14:27,379
This is where you and Audrey had 'coffee'?
335
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:29,744
Hey, that's my Fianc�e
you're talking about, pal.
336
00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,551
- Oh, forgive me.
- Got it.
337
00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,429
It was terrible and when the aliens
ripped her out of my arms...
338
00:14:34,652 --> 00:14:36,898
I fought like a wild man but what
are you gonna say to a space man...
339
00:14:36,899 --> 00:14:39,126
when he's got a laser nerve
destructor pointing at your head?
340
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:40,389
Beam me up?
341
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,815
Hey listen pal, I've had
enough of you, all right?
342
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,309
Why don't you just keep
your sarcasm to yourself...
343
00:14:44,312 --> 00:14:45,352
and your mind on your job?
344
00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:47,141
I'm talking about the woman I love her.
345
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:48,877
OK.
346
00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:50,859
All right, now look,
347
00:14:50,904 --> 00:14:53,264
it's a real disaster area in
there so just keep your cool...
348
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:55,605
I want to preserve the
integrity of the crime scene.
349
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,125
Come on.
350
00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:18,353
We've found him but he's not alone.
351
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,855
Continue surveillance,
352
00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:21,558
don't let them out of your sight.
353
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:24,893
Right here,
354
00:15:24,894 --> 00:15:27,810
I'm telling you. There was blood
everywhere, the walls the ceilings,
355
00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:28,499
rivers of it.
356
00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:32,038
Ah, You know Ian, ordinarily I am inclined
to believe you but even if this room...
357
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:34,838
had been scoured clean there should
have been a crack in the finish...
358
00:15:34,858 --> 00:15:38,134
and the particle board would
have soaked up traces of blood.
359
00:15:38,642 --> 00:15:40,897
This dresser as obviously
has been replaced.
360
00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:45,243
Excuse me, that could be evidence.
361
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:48,908
Hopeless.
362
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,264
Yeah, get me a taxi.
363
00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:56,629
Chicago, Chicago!
364
00:15:57,407 --> 00:15:59,394
I know it's 60 miles.
365
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,997
I know it's a long trip.
366
00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:04,797
Yes, I have money.
367
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,155
Tomorrow?
368
00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:08,402
Kicked in?
369
00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:09,805
Right off it's hinges,
370
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,906
they must have used their
anti gravity boots.
371
00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:13,661
Yeah, they took the yellow pages too.
372
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,402
The dresser's been replaced, the door
jam has been repaired and painted.
373
00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,312
I'm not listening because
every time I listen,
374
00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:24,356
he says something stupid
and you back him up.
375
00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:26,128
And the aliens took my stuff.
376
00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:28,584
Like my stereo, the closet full of Versace.
377
00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:30,450
Hey, you'd think these higher life forms...
378
00:16:30,451 --> 00:16:32,305
would have a more developed
sense of ethics.
379
00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,887
Maybe they were bad aliens.
380
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,099
Excuse me, sir...
381
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,479
Excuse me. Could you perhaps
tell me if you saw...
382
00:16:39,485 --> 00:16:42,596
anyone going into room
6 within the last ...
383
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,157
- 15 and a half hours.
- Fifteen and a half hours.
384
00:16:45,764 --> 00:16:46,439
Yep.
385
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:50,229
Ah, Could you possibly describe them to me?
386
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:50,918
Yep.
387
00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:55,535
Do you think you could
describe them to me now?
388
00:16:59,007 --> 00:17:01,656
Wait a minute, ... wait a minute,
389
00:17:02,739 --> 00:17:03,654
let me guess...
390
00:17:07,244 --> 00:17:08,408
CIA, right?
391
00:17:08,845 --> 00:17:09,299
No.
392
00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:12,382
Royal Canadian Mounted police,
Constable Benton Fraser.
393
00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:13,709
Bob.
394
00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:16,742
Where's your horse?
395
00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:19,329
Well, I...I don't have one.
396
00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:22,292
I have a wolf if that will help you any?
397
00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:23,769
You ride him?
398
00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:25,509
No, he's deaf.
399
00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:29,409
Two guys...
400
00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:32,701
pulled up in a Ford
Explorer around... ah...
401
00:17:33,109 --> 00:17:34,455
6am, I guess...
402
00:17:35,202 --> 00:17:37,271
I was waiting for the primer to dry and...
403
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,336
went to get a cup of coffee,
404
00:17:39,337 --> 00:17:42,022
couldn't have been gone ooh 20 minutes.
405
00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:45,999
Came back those fellas were
gone nothing missing...
406
00:17:46,659 --> 00:17:47,571
why make a fuss?
407
00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:50,439
Finally a reasonable explanation.
Are you the owner?
408
00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:51,346
No.
409
00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:53,622
Are you the caretaker?
410
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:54,479
No.
411
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,205
What do you do?
412
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,336
I build ships.
413
00:17:57,602 --> 00:18:00,335
When that baby's finished
she'll be an exact replica.
414
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:02,759
An exact replica of...[what]?
415
00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:05,195
The one in my basement.
416
00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:07,709
Ah, ah... thank you kindly.
417
00:18:08,803 --> 00:18:10,557
I'm so glad we asked.
418
00:18:12,907 --> 00:18:14,034
What are you guys doin'?...
419
00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:15,558
that guy is a material witness...
420
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,989
put him in protective custody.
421
00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:21,969
Okay, two aliens in a Ford Bronco:
422
00:18:22,408 --> 00:18:23,581
Simple explanation.
423
00:18:23,672 --> 00:18:26,192
They are exerting mind control
over the Ford Motor Company...
424
00:18:26,193 --> 00:18:27,996
and using them to cover their tracks.
425
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:29,629
How do I get out of this town?
426
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:31,158
Left at the corner.
427
00:18:31,245 --> 00:18:32,179
Well, I don't have a car.
428
00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:33,350
Then you have a problem.
429
00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:34,932
Haha, You have no idea.
430
00:18:35,309 --> 00:18:36,744
Is there a car rental agency?
431
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,549
Apollo 13 rentals...
432
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:39,606
How about a bus?
433
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,422
Last one went through an hour ago.
434
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,565
Does the space shuttle
fly over any time soon?
435
00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:44,581
Ask Bob.
436
00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:47,026
I'd rather gouge my eyes
out with a dull spoon.
437
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,798
No, no, it's just an expression.
438
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,887
Mind control over the Ford Motor Company...
439
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:54,862
what's the matter with you?
440
00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:56,854
You know, Ray, on the surface
it does appear to be slightly ...
441
00:18:56,855 --> 00:19:00,007
Look Fraser, we are talking to a
man who lies with the skill...
442
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,101
equal only to used car
sales men and presidents.
443
00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:02,664
Thank you.
444
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,716
Ray, if you ignore the
facts, you ignore the truth.
445
00:19:05,718 --> 00:19:07,193
Now the fact is we have a witness...
446
00:19:07,195 --> 00:19:09,101
that can co-operate that there
was strange activity...
447
00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:09,964
in Ian's room this morning.
448
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,719
Yeah and I bet if you asked him
who killed Kennedy...
449
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,353
and where Jimmy Hoffa is then
he'd probably tell us...
450
00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:15,153
that little green men
in his basement did it.
451
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,077
No, that was the mob.
452
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,452
All right, now look, if you can
get one truth to come out of...
453
00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:21,406
his mouth I'll stay but
that's the best I can do.
454
00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:22,358
Fair enough.
455
00:19:22,757 --> 00:19:23,397
All right.
456
00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:25,549
Now what about food, can you manage that?
457
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,451
Try the bar.
458
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,359
Thank you kindly.
459
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,769
OK, you guys got however long it
takes me to chomp down a burger.
460
00:19:31,363 --> 00:19:32,348
You guys are gonna love this place.
461
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:32,987
It's four star,
462
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:35,206
they have the best pickled
pork in the Tri State area.
463
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:39,704
Friends of yours?
464
00:19:39,951 --> 00:19:40,756
Security.
465
00:19:41,573 --> 00:19:45,430
Ah, actually Ian I believe that the Tri
State area consists of New Jersey,
466
00:19:45,577 --> 00:19:46,721
New York and Connecticut.
467
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:47,453
Well, they come from there...
468
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,692
- Ian...
- ...and everywhere else to here.
469
00:19:48,702 --> 00:19:50,406
- Yeah?
- Your group is waiting.
470
00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:52,447
Oh! Okay, Could you hold them on the bus...
471
00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:54,686
and just give them some of those
maps to the aliens' homes?
472
00:19:55,105 --> 00:19:55,855
Thanks a lot.
473
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,607
- Isn't she great?
- Uh huh!
474
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,258
Well, ... this is it.
475
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,681
This is where Audrey and I
had our engagement party.
476
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:08,883
It was quite a shindig I can tell you.
477
00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:11,295
Is there anyone you
recognize from last night?
478
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:13,539
You know, it's hard to say... Ah...
479
00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:15,359
all I could see is Audrey.
480
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,579
Well, there probably were
other witnesses, Ian.
481
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:19,906
Yeah, well, maybe we should
ask the space lady here.
482
00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:20,999
She might nose something.
483
00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:24,909
Excuse me, Do you have anything
other than the Skywatch burger?
484
00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:27,009
You're not from around here, are you?
485
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,979
Not unless there are aliens who look
like second generation immigrants.
486
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:30,589
Hey,
487
00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:33,409
I recognize you, you were
behind the bar last night.
488
00:20:33,902 --> 00:20:36,259
Yeah and the night before
that and the one before that.
489
00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:39,389
I haven't seen you here before.
490
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:42,254
No Ma'am, I'm from the
North West Territories.
491
00:20:42,851 --> 00:20:46,406
Now is it possible that if my friend
recognizes you from last night...
492
00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:48,450
that you might also recognize
him from last night?
493
00:20:49,257 --> 00:20:50,358
Why don't you ask him?
494
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,459
Well, that's a long story.
495
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,406
- Yeah, sure, he was here last night.
- What?
496
00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:55,858
Well, the Space Lady was just saying ...
497
00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:56,869
I heard, OK?
498
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:59,194
Yes, he was sat right there, actually.
499
00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:02,076
You were here with... ah...
Audrey McKenna, right?
500
00:21:02,082 --> 00:21:04,149
Yes, Audrey, Audrey McKenna.
501
00:21:04,203 --> 00:21:06,969
Yeah, you had a beer and
she had two cosmopolitans.
502
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:08,719
Audrey never has more than one.
503
00:21:09,378 --> 00:21:10,339
It must have been a good night!
504
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:13,780
What you actually saw this man
with the woman he says...
505
00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,006
he was with and she was
actually being nice to him?
506
00:21:16,353 --> 00:21:17,257
He's a quick one!
507
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:18,879
Well, ordinarily yes.
508
00:21:19,406 --> 00:21:22,602
Ah,... can you tell us where we
could find this Audrey McKenna?
509
00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:23,889
She's not a townie,
510
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,730
she doesn't talk much about
herself or her work...
511
00:21:25,731 --> 00:21:28,408
which probably means she works at the base.
512
00:21:28,435 --> 00:21:30,880
She works at the base,
Audrey works at the base?
513
00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:32,476
This fact never came up?
514
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,294
I've given you my lunch hour.
515
00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:35,448
I've come all the way out here...
516
00:21:35,449 --> 00:21:38,315
to Nutsville USA to check out
your cock-a-maimy story...
517
00:21:38,316 --> 00:21:40,062
and canvas suspected aliens...
518
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,673
only to have the Space Lady here
tell me that Audrey McKenna...
519
00:21:42,681 --> 00:21:45,755
may or may not work at a base of
which you know nothing about?
520
00:21:46,052 --> 00:21:47,892
I knew everything I needed
to know about her, Okay?
521
00:21:47,894 --> 00:21:48,709
Like what?
522
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:51,535
Like the important stuff,
who she was on the inside.
523
00:21:52,008 --> 00:21:53,959
I didn't have to ask her a
bunch of stupid questions.
524
00:21:54,109 --> 00:21:56,405
I took one look at her
and I knew who she was,
525
00:21:56,603 --> 00:21:57,558
in here.
526
00:21:58,544 --> 00:21:59,559
I always have.
527
00:21:59,806 --> 00:22:01,009
God that's beautiful.
528
00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:02,023
Thanks.
529
00:22:03,007 --> 00:22:03,902
How long you know her?
530
00:22:04,048 --> 00:22:06,305
I don't know, I came in here
last night about 10 o'clock...
531
00:22:06,306 --> 00:22:08,047
and she came in about 10:30.
532
00:22:08,048 --> 00:22:09,248
You met her last night?
533
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,927
It only takes a moment...
My mother used to say that.
534
00:22:12,256 --> 00:22:13,661
I thought it was Barbra Streisand.
535
00:22:13,662 --> 00:22:14,593
Oh, you know my mother?
536
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,155
Hey, her next album's gonna be a killer.
537
00:22:16,161 --> 00:22:17,796
All right, that's it.
Come on, I'm going home.
538
00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:20,085
No, no, please, I made a promise.
539
00:22:20,454 --> 00:22:22,751
Yeah and she said yes and
you gave her a ring...
540
00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:24,251
and her eyes lit up like it was Christmas,
541
00:22:24,252 --> 00:22:25,373
- ...and you all lived happily ever after.
- No,
542
00:22:25,486 --> 00:22:26,986
I made a promise to my mother.
543
00:22:27,652 --> 00:22:29,349
She gave me that ring before she died...
544
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,756
and told me to give it to the one
woman I truly loved and care for.
545
00:22:33,378 --> 00:22:34,675
I told her I would give
it to the one woman...
546
00:22:34,675 --> 00:22:36,992
I would be faithful to for
the rest of my life...
547
00:22:38,142 --> 00:22:39,306
not like my father.
548
00:22:39,903 --> 00:22:42,459
Please, You've gotta help me.
I have to find her.
549
00:22:44,007 --> 00:22:45,402
We should go to the base with him.
550
00:22:45,649 --> 00:22:47,209
- The US army base.
- Yes.
551
00:22:47,401 --> 00:22:50,395
Fraser, the army does not like civilians
snooping around their back yards, okay...
552
00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,309
they kind of respond with ordinance.
553
00:22:52,856 --> 00:22:53,505
No problem.
554
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,652
We'll show them the pass
I got from desert storm.
555
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,359
Excuse me Ma'am, could you
direct us to the base?
556
00:22:58,702 --> 00:23:01,458
Yeah, you make a left up the
road it's about five miles.
557
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:02,159
Thank you.
558
00:23:04,268 --> 00:23:05,565
He made a promise, Ray...
559
00:23:06,566 --> 00:23:07,459
to his mother.
560
00:23:08,772 --> 00:23:10,359
These were the last words, she heard.
561
00:23:13,607 --> 00:23:14,202
Okay,
562
00:23:15,058 --> 00:23:16,151
I'll give you an extension.
563
00:23:16,738 --> 00:23:17,372
Till when?
564
00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:19,174
Till I change my mind.
565
00:23:19,351 --> 00:23:20,005
Fair enough.
566
00:23:20,642 --> 00:23:21,429
Thank you kindly.
567
00:23:28,401 --> 00:23:29,609
1984.
568
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,987
10pm, Tuesday.
569
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,093
A little red blip...
570
00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:37,753
appears in the radar screen at the
Illinois Weather Tracking Station.
571
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,369
At first the radar technician
thinks nothing of it,
572
00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:41,629
he thinks that it's an air craft,
573
00:23:41,805 --> 00:23:45,202
but when that little red blip
breaks up into four other blips...
574
00:23:45,203 --> 00:23:47,275
and flies off in separate directions...
575
00:23:47,602 --> 00:23:49,988
he knows something is amiss.
576
00:23:50,705 --> 00:23:53,635
Ladies and Gentlemen I now ask you to
close your eyes and imagine yourselves...
577
00:23:53,659 --> 00:23:55,382
back in that radar station.
578
00:23:56,656 --> 00:23:58,399
Why am I already regretting this?
579
00:23:58,408 --> 00:23:59,539
I can't imagine.
580
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:01,237
We don't even know what she looks like.
581
00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:04,859
Engagement photos.
582
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,451
These're from a dollar photo booth.
583
00:24:07,452 --> 00:24:08,519
Well, Of course they are.
584
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,525
After what happened with her
brother and Princess Di,
585
00:24:10,526 --> 00:24:13,452
Audrey's family didn't want the pictures
falling into the hands of the tabloids.
586
00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:29,959
By the time NORAD received
the mystery signal...
587
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,286
hundreds of fighter
pilots had been deployed.
588
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,095
10:15
Sam Norbutts farm.
589
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,309
Lights of red, green and blue descend...
590
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,959
and encircle his barn.
591
00:24:44,503 --> 00:24:45,729
Hundreds of telephone calls...
592
00:24:45,907 --> 00:24:47,754
swarm the Everstow Police Department.
593
00:24:48,501 --> 00:24:51,109
Our men in blue spray into action.
594
00:24:52,703 --> 00:24:54,608
Squad cars are scattered
all over the city...
595
00:24:55,063 --> 00:24:56,821
responding to reported sightings ...
596
00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:02,705
sightings of unidentified flying objects.
597
00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:05,109
Ladies and Gentlemen,
598
00:25:05,654 --> 00:25:07,479
to your immediate right...
599
00:25:07,828 --> 00:25:09,589
I present to you the site...
600
00:25:09,601 --> 00:25:12,450
of the first reported
landing of alien spaceship;
601
00:25:12,872 --> 00:25:14,112
Right there beyond the trees.
602
00:25:15,579 --> 00:25:17,589
How does it feel to belong
to the same gene pool?
603
00:25:17,906 --> 00:25:18,850
What do you mean, Ray?
604
00:25:18,857 --> 00:25:20,059
He's bilking them.
605
00:25:20,907 --> 00:25:22,224
Well, they seem happy enough.
606
00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:26,126
Hey, when does the real
estate scam kick in?
607
00:25:26,543 --> 00:25:28,528
These people are from the
Sunset Retirement home,
608
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:28,994
Okay.
609
00:25:29,045 --> 00:25:31,309
Some of these people haven't been
out of their bath robes in 7 years,
610
00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:32,357
right, Murray?
611
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:32,883
8.
612
00:25:33,369 --> 00:25:34,169
Angina.
613
00:25:37,654 --> 00:25:38,288
Warning,
614
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,233
no trespassing...
615
00:25:40,257 --> 00:25:43,297
beyond this point
photography is prohibited.
616
00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:46,396
Oh my, you are a risk taker!
617
00:25:46,398 --> 00:25:49,029
Oh, I love a man that lives on the edge.
618
00:25:49,189 --> 00:25:49,679
Shut up.
619
00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:52,319
There it is, I can read the sign.
620
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,439
Restricted area :
621
00:25:54,931 --> 00:25:55,760
no entry,
622
00:25:56,453 --> 00:25:59,409
use of deadly force authorized!
623
00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:01,989
Oh, this is so exciting.
624
00:26:06,401 --> 00:26:07,657
All right, let me handle this.
625
00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:08,458
Hello?
626
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:10,009
State your business.
627
00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:10,998
Hi, how are you today?
628
00:26:11,089 --> 00:26:12,789
State-your-business.
629
00:26:14,409 --> 00:26:15,805
Is that Brad?
630
00:26:16,401 --> 00:26:18,469
Brad 'the bad' Wilson?
631
00:26:18,754 --> 00:26:20,951
Hey hey, it's me Ian McDonald,
632
00:26:20,952 --> 00:26:22,781
2nd battalion Sports Guard,
633
00:26:23,301 --> 00:26:24,109
how're you doin'?
634
00:26:24,859 --> 00:26:28,551
This is not Brad Wilson and if you do
not clearly state your business...
635
00:26:28,552 --> 00:26:30,249
we will enforce military law.
636
00:26:30,483 --> 00:26:31,053
Oh!
637
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:35,589
Well, I'm here to pick up my
fianc�e Audrey... Audrey McKenna.
638
00:26:36,841 --> 00:26:39,088
We do not have anyone
of that name here, sir.
639
00:26:39,404 --> 00:26:40,574
That's kind of weird I mean...
640
00:26:40,955 --> 00:26:42,735
she told me to meet her right
here by the front gate.
641
00:26:43,378 --> 00:26:45,092
Just... Just tell her I'm here.
642
00:26:45,093 --> 00:26:46,858
Sir, you will proceed no further...
643
00:26:46,859 --> 00:26:48,958
and you will turn that
vehicle around immediately.
644
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,983
Ian, I don't think that's probably what ...
645
00:26:56,985 --> 00:26:58,019
Ian, stop the van.
646
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,644
Security breach at gate 2,
security breach at gate 2.
647
00:27:07,645 --> 00:27:09,589
- Ian, stop the damn van.
- I'm doing it!
648
00:27:13,427 --> 00:27:14,458
We got company.
649
00:27:22,957 --> 00:27:26,610
All those inside the bus exit
with you hands above your heads.
650
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:28,053
You are all under arrest.
651
00:27:28,054 --> 00:27:30,747
OK boys, no need to panic
hold your friendly fire.
652
00:27:33,004 --> 00:27:35,449
All right, everyone stay
calm, just do what they say.
653
00:27:35,607 --> 00:27:36,749
Yeah and you keep talking!
654
00:27:37,349 --> 00:27:38,479
Any luck they'll shoot him!
655
00:27:43,605 --> 00:27:46,383
Good afternoon, my name is
Constable Benton Fraser...
656
00:27:46,771 --> 00:27:49,289
Ah... this is my wolf Diefenbaker. May I?
657
00:27:53,265 --> 00:27:55,741
and now introducing from the left ...
658
00:27:56,988 --> 00:27:57,662
Understood.
659
00:27:57,769 --> 00:27:59,770
This is a maximum security military base...
660
00:27:59,771 --> 00:28:01,977
what part of 'don't move'
didn't you understand?
661
00:28:02,454 --> 00:28:04,476
Brad... you've changed man,
662
00:28:04,856 --> 00:28:06,109
we were simply five. [5 good friends]
663
00:28:06,237 --> 00:28:08,323
Compadres we swore we'd go down together.
664
00:28:08,349 --> 00:28:09,589
Excuse me, could you please shoot him?
665
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:10,455
Back in the line.
666
00:28:11,138 --> 00:28:12,257
If I may explain :
667
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:15,348
- this gentleman's fianc�e ...
- Audrey McKenna.
668
00:28:15,349 --> 00:28:19,858
Yes, she either is or once was
an employee at this base...
669
00:28:19,859 --> 00:28:21,784
and we were wondering
if perhaps you could...
670
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,938
shed some light on a rather
sudden disappearance.
671
00:28:24,054 --> 00:28:26,459
Yes, ... take us to your leader.
672
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:32,869
Take these,
673
00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,156
leave two men with the others.
674
00:28:43,773 --> 00:28:45,255
Have you seen my son?
675
00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:47,495
He's a pilot, you know.
676
00:28:48,578 --> 00:28:49,351
No, Ma'am.
677
00:28:52,141 --> 00:28:52,869
Aliens?
678
00:28:52,873 --> 00:28:54,291
Haha ha...
679
00:28:54,852 --> 00:28:55,752
Well, Mr. McDonald...
680
00:28:55,753 --> 00:28:59,601
if your fianc�e has indeed been captured
by creatures from outer space...
681
00:28:59,602 --> 00:29:01,657
I'm afraid I can provide
you with little comfort.
682
00:29:01,754 --> 00:29:04,501
This base is military, pure and simple,
683
00:29:05,209 --> 00:29:08,395
not withstanding your ah... brochure.
684
00:29:08,402 --> 00:29:10,736
- Haha ha...
- Haha ha...
685
00:29:10,739 --> 00:29:12,006
Well, you can laugh if you want...
686
00:29:12,008 --> 00:29:13,502
but that's a very high quality program...
687
00:29:13,805 --> 00:29:16,228
and what about Audrey,
does she work here or not?
688
00:29:16,229 --> 00:29:17,479
Well, she's your fianc�e...
689
00:29:17,550 --> 00:29:19,187
I would think you would know, huh?
690
00:29:20,108 --> 00:29:20,843
Lieutenant!
691
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:24,455
There is no Audrey McKenna on
the personnel roster, sir...
692
00:29:24,456 --> 00:29:25,915
I've checked the computer back 10 years.
693
00:29:25,916 --> 00:29:26,718
What a shock.
694
00:29:26,905 --> 00:29:28,409
Sorry, we can't help you detective.
695
00:29:28,507 --> 00:29:30,551
No problem Colonel, sorry
for the intrusion.
696
00:29:30,555 --> 00:29:32,675
Is it possible that...
697
00:29:32,807 --> 00:29:35,037
you... might recognize this woman...
698
00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:37,159
perhaps by a different name?
699
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:46,657
I'm afraid we still can't help you.
700
00:29:47,404 --> 00:29:48,338
She's very beautiful though,
701
00:29:48,505 --> 00:29:50,209
you two make a very happy couple.
702
00:29:51,328 --> 00:29:53,132
I err... hope you find her.
703
00:29:53,135 --> 00:29:53,670
Oh, really?
704
00:29:53,672 --> 00:29:55,478
Then why don't you just tell
me where she is then, huh?
705
00:29:55,490 --> 00:29:56,179
Thank you, Colonel.
706
00:29:56,203 --> 00:29:57,327
Can you believe him?
707
00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:58,085
Come on.
708
00:29:58,086 --> 00:30:00,449
No, wait a second, don't
you people see a cover up.
709
00:30:00,827 --> 00:30:02,403
Ohh, you tell me aliens are
just gonna fall out of...
710
00:30:02,404 --> 00:30:02,973
- ... the sky... and ...
- Thank you kindly.
711
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,875
... US army is just gonna
let them snatch people away.
712
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:05,659
Let's go, come on...
713
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:07,656
- and worth things lost.
- You don't want to get arrested.
714
00:30:07,658 --> 00:30:08,882
No, wait a second.
715
00:30:10,857 --> 00:30:12,571
Continue surveillance, sir?
716
00:30:12,837 --> 00:30:13,259
Yes.
717
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:16,279
Keep an eye on them until they leave town.
718
00:30:22,046 --> 00:30:22,969
Give me the lab.
719
00:30:26,351 --> 00:30:27,354
They know her...
720
00:30:27,676 --> 00:30:29,036
or at least they know who she is.
721
00:30:29,053 --> 00:30:31,219
Junior officer, I noticed that,
722
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,533
his eyes right...
723
00:30:32,605 --> 00:30:34,703
just before he talked about
Audrey he looked away.
724
00:30:35,059 --> 00:30:36,295
He didn't even look at the picture.
725
00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:38,197
And what about the colonel,
colonel didn't even blink.
726
00:30:38,198 --> 00:30:38,858
Not once.
727
00:30:39,174 --> 00:30:41,379
- Yeah, bet he's in on it too.
- I think so yes.
728
00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:43,603
So how do you know?
729
00:30:44,269 --> 00:30:45,089
Sweat?
730
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:46,055
No.
731
00:30:46,401 --> 00:30:47,456
Shallow breathing?
732
00:30:47,572 --> 00:30:48,157
N. O.
733
00:30:48,253 --> 00:30:49,609
- Dilated pupils?
- Not that I noticed.
734
00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:50,638
So what then?
735
00:30:51,276 --> 00:30:52,094
His table top.
736
00:30:52,608 --> 00:30:54,509
- Ahh, His table top.
- Yes, his table top.
737
00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:55,357
His table top.
738
00:30:55,359 --> 00:30:56,303
His table top, Ray.
739
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:58,459
Audrey McKenna's file was on his table top.
740
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:03,209
What?
741
00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:05,752
That was Audrey... in the red parka.
742
00:31:05,753 --> 00:31:07,354
I just saw her get into that Bronco.
743
00:31:07,601 --> 00:31:08,555
Oh, come on...
744
00:31:12,055 --> 00:31:13,279
Right, what was I thinking.
745
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:18,609
Mission, the rockets on the loose again...
746
00:31:28,612 --> 00:31:29,459
Get in.
747
00:31:32,456 --> 00:31:33,940
The Colonel wants to see you.
748
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,273
I demand you take me to
the colonels office...
749
00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:41,369
when my grandfather Admiral Nimmits
finds out about this, HOHO.
750
00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:42,523
You people are in some serious trouble.
751
00:31:42,598 --> 00:31:44,058
You guys do not want to
mess with the man who...
752
00:31:44,059 --> 00:31:46,148
beamed up their battle ship
I'll tell you right now.
753
00:31:48,205 --> 00:31:48,750
Audrey!
754
00:31:50,302 --> 00:31:52,197
- Get your hands off me.
- You're not Audr..!
755
00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:53,788
Wha.. what have you done to Audrey?
756
00:31:53,805 --> 00:31:56,191
Gentlemen, I thought we'd
covered this ground.
757
00:31:56,858 --> 00:31:57,719
Do you know this man?
758
00:31:57,721 --> 00:31:58,720
No, sir.
759
00:31:58,721 --> 00:32:01,216
- Have you ever seen him before today?
- No, sir.
760
00:32:01,563 --> 00:32:04,979
Your friend here seems to think that
Specialist Johnson is this person Audrey.
761
00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:07,342
In fact he chased her half
way across the base...
762
00:32:07,369 --> 00:32:09,986
endangering himself and
members of my command.
763
00:32:11,153 --> 00:32:12,339
No, if you don't mind...
764
00:32:12,404 --> 00:32:14,709
my assistant and I have
reports to get back to.
765
00:32:14,711 --> 00:32:15,465
And Gentlemen,
766
00:32:16,077 --> 00:32:18,242
if I catch you or your
friend here on the base...
767
00:32:18,243 --> 00:32:20,624
no matter how good the reason...
I'll arrest you,
768
00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,289
call your superior officers...
769
00:32:22,390 --> 00:32:23,918
and make sure that traffic duty is...
770
00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:27,469
all either of you ever see
for a very, very long time.
771
00:32:28,148 --> 00:32:29,851
Do I make myself plain?
772
00:32:29,962 --> 00:32:31,075
Very plain, sir.
773
00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:31,957
Come on, Ian.
774
00:32:33,253 --> 00:32:35,256
I saw her... It... it's true.
775
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,749
- Gentlemen!
- Yes, sir.
776
00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:38,429
Why! You guys don't believe anything.
777
00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:53,519
You've put this project in jeopardy...
778
00:32:54,654 --> 00:32:56,059
I can not allow that.
779
00:33:04,903 --> 00:33:06,828
Watch the sky Norman...
780
00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:08,380
do you think that's them?
781
00:33:08,707 --> 00:33:09,379
Where?
782
00:33:10,008 --> 00:33:11,959
That little twinkling light.
783
00:33:12,451 --> 00:33:14,656
It's shaped like a flying saucer.
784
00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:16,437
Oh, don't be silly, Edna,
785
00:33:16,855 --> 00:33:18,699
saucers were just made up.
786
00:33:19,008 --> 00:33:22,518
No, it'll look like... like the shuttle...
787
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:26,644
you know a plane with rocket boosters.
788
00:33:26,645 --> 00:33:28,309
- You think so?
- Oh, yes.
789
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,198
Our son flies planes.
790
00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:32,579
Not any more, dear...
791
00:33:33,222 --> 00:33:35,657
Ah,... he died in the war.
792
00:33:35,658 --> 00:33:36,829
That's what they said.
793
00:33:37,756 --> 00:33:40,270
but I think he's up there with them.
794
00:33:40,371 --> 00:33:42,754
What do you think Mr. Gleams?
795
00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:45,794
I think this chair is killing me!
796
00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:46,995
- Oh, it's mine.
- I know it.
797
00:33:47,146 --> 00:33:50,601
No, no, no, no, stay where you are.
798
00:33:51,408 --> 00:33:52,608
It's a star...
799
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,851
I mean you'd think when people
get to a certain age...
800
00:33:54,852 --> 00:33:56,287
they'd stop kidding themselves.
801
00:33:57,254 --> 00:33:58,375
Look who's talking,
802
00:33:58,855 --> 00:34:00,410
like the pot calling the kettle black.
803
00:34:00,412 --> 00:34:02,092
Your story's nothing but full of malarkey.
804
00:34:02,093 --> 00:34:03,753
Hey, my story is not malarkey.
805
00:34:03,754 --> 00:34:04,882
Your Story's full of malarkey...
806
00:34:04,883 --> 00:34:06,719
you know it and I know it and he knows it.
807
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,439
Ray!
808
00:34:08,265 --> 00:34:11,049
Audrey McKenna's file was
on the desk in that base...
809
00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:13,494
and yet no one seems willing to
admit that she was even anyway...
810
00:34:13,495 --> 00:34:15,696
connected to it. Don't you find
that even vaguely curious?
811
00:34:15,697 --> 00:34:18,708
That woman was not kidnapped
by aliens and by anybody else.
812
00:34:18,709 --> 00:34:21,725
She is on that base, she doesn't
want to be found, specially by him.
813
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,109
You're wrong about that my friend.
814
00:34:23,110 --> 00:34:25,552
I am not wrong and I am
not your friend, OK.
815
00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:27,596
This whole thing is a
figment of you imagination.
816
00:34:28,403 --> 00:34:29,378
No, man.
817
00:34:29,804 --> 00:34:31,269
No. She made a big mistake...
818
00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:34,113
and when she realizes it she's
gonna come running back to me.
819
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,349
All right, that's it, that's it.
Time to make a call, pal.
820
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:38,967
Well, you don't think she's
crying her eyes out right now?
821
00:34:38,968 --> 00:34:40,289
Not unless she's cutting onions!
822
00:34:41,256 --> 00:34:43,683
- Your harsh man, you're really harsh.
- Ray!
823
00:34:43,684 --> 00:34:45,955
Look, sooner or later he's gotta [going
to have to] face the facts, all right.
824
00:34:46,261 --> 00:34:48,898
Now, look kid, you're not the first
guy to be taken to the cleaners.
825
00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:51,524
- What Ray is trying to say is ...
- What Ray is trying to say is...
826
00:34:51,525 --> 00:34:53,829
a girl sees a guy in a bar namely you.
827
00:34:53,831 --> 00:34:55,680
She's got maybe half an hour to kill.
828
00:34:55,681 --> 00:34:57,429
Now your not the best
looking guy in the joint...
829
00:34:57,430 --> 00:34:59,118
but compared to the
locals you're Brad Pitt.
830
00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:00,330
She bats her eyelids,
831
00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:02,715
she gets you into bed and after
your fifteen minutes are up...
832
00:35:02,716 --> 00:35:05,086
she takes your ring on the way
out the door as a souvenir.
833
00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:07,401
It happens. We've both been there.
We all know the drill.
834
00:35:12,306 --> 00:35:12,819
Yeah,
835
00:35:13,448 --> 00:35:15,429
yeah, I...I forgot about the drill.
836
00:35:24,959 --> 00:35:26,829
Well, that...that really,
837
00:35:27,131 --> 00:35:28,579
really seems to have helped, Ray.
838
00:35:31,265 --> 00:35:33,359
Yeah, great, great.
Go ahead, You too, go,
839
00:35:33,807 --> 00:35:35,569
leave me here to look for aliens.
840
00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:37,654
No such thing.
841
00:35:37,655 --> 00:35:39,696
They're gonna miss the skywatch.
842
00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:45,334
Such a good eater.
843
00:35:46,338 --> 00:35:48,273
Do you like dogs?
844
00:35:48,390 --> 00:35:49,409
Fur,
845
00:35:49,461 --> 00:35:51,208
gives me hives.
846
00:35:56,147 --> 00:35:56,895
Son?
847
00:36:04,105 --> 00:36:05,131
That's it then.
848
00:36:06,358 --> 00:36:07,179
He's right,
849
00:36:08,009 --> 00:36:08,895
I'm an idiot.
850
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:12,977
I know a girl for 5 minutes and all
of a sudden I want to marry her...
851
00:36:12,978 --> 00:36:14,653
and then I give her my
mother's ring, just like that.
852
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,429
So you're packing it in,
you're gonna leave?
853
00:36:18,270 --> 00:36:21,114
35 years she wore that ring and she did not
take it off of finger once,
854
00:36:21,115 --> 00:36:22,319
until the day she died...
855
00:36:22,574 --> 00:36:24,055
and I gave it away for nothing.
856
00:36:26,177 --> 00:36:27,571
How do you know it was for nothing?
857
00:36:27,887 --> 00:36:29,283
Because she told me, OK?
858
00:36:29,409 --> 00:36:30,751
Oh, she did.. when?
859
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:31,556
In the bar?
860
00:36:32,342 --> 00:36:33,489
She told me.
861
00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:35,479
When,
862
00:36:35,505 --> 00:36:37,351
while she was being abducted by aliens?
863
00:36:37,352 --> 00:36:39,952
- She told me when ...
- When Ian? When did she tell you?
864
00:36:43,753 --> 00:36:45,502
You see she didn't tell you anything.
865
00:36:48,158 --> 00:36:49,804
Now I would imagine that you're...
866
00:36:50,901 --> 00:36:52,259
that your afraid to find out...
867
00:36:52,265 --> 00:36:55,009
but your alternative is that you
live the rest of your life...
868
00:36:55,233 --> 00:36:55,903
wondering.
869
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:01,791
Now we will find Audrey...
870
00:37:03,973 --> 00:37:06,239
and when we do you can
ask her for yourself.
871
00:37:15,244 --> 00:37:16,759
OK, That's good, that's enough.
872
00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:19,312
I wanna,
873
00:37:19,468 --> 00:37:20,856
I have something for you...
874
00:37:22,803 --> 00:37:23,407
just hang on...
875
00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:25,308
Dude, would you stay here?
876
00:37:26,168 --> 00:37:26,609
don't peak,
877
00:37:26,655 --> 00:37:27,828
close your eyes, close your eyes,
878
00:37:28,403 --> 00:37:28,963
don't peak.
879
00:37:28,979 --> 00:37:29,642
All right.
880
00:37:39,268 --> 00:37:41,825
No, no, Ian, that's not what I meant!
881
00:37:47,276 --> 00:37:48,855
Oh, great!
882
00:37:48,932 --> 00:37:49,732
WARNING - Restricted Area
Use of Deadly Force Authorized
883
00:38:00,038 --> 00:38:01,138
Secure Area
884
00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:07,587
OK, we've got something coming up here,
885
00:38:07,754 --> 00:38:08,824
this could be it.
886
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,640
'See The Light' Performed
by Jeff Healey Band
887
00:38:32,507 --> 00:38:34,137
Can you see the light,
888
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,281
Can you see the light of
need shinin' in my eye?
889
00:38:39,284 --> 00:38:41,058
Stop the truck!
890
00:38:41,563 --> 00:38:42,833
Can you see the light,
891
00:38:43,491 --> 00:38:46,859
- Can you see the light of need shinin' in my eye?
- Pull over.
892
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:51,481
Well, you know I need you baby,
893
00:38:51,856 --> 00:38:55,245
And I sure ain't gonna tell you no lie
894
00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,774
Can you see the light,
895
00:39:00,543 --> 00:39:03,889
Can you see the light of
want shinin' on my face?
896
00:39:06,251 --> 00:39:08,232
- Pull over and stop.
- Can you see the light,
897
00:39:09,374 --> 00:39:12,728
- Can you see the light of want shinin' on my face? hey.
- Stop the truck.
898
00:39:14,457 --> 00:39:15,757
- Ah, Ian!
899
00:39:16,451 --> 00:39:17,441
Pull over.
900
00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:19,747
I think right now might
be quite a good time...
901
00:39:20,244 --> 00:39:20,948
Stop!
902
00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:49,352
Look!
903
00:39:50,301 --> 00:39:52,762
Gerry! sorry, I can't chat,
904
00:39:52,883 --> 00:39:53,752
nice to see you.
905
00:39:57,108 --> 00:39:58,373
Excuse me, have you seen a...
906
00:39:58,401 --> 00:39:59,474
Oh, Thank you.
907
00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:02,257
Let's hope it's not
another weather balloon.
908
00:40:02,258 --> 00:40:04,009
No, this looks like the real thing.
909
00:40:04,146 --> 00:40:05,735
We've got contact,
let's get ready people.
910
00:40:05,747 --> 00:40:06,281
Yes.
911
00:40:06,408 --> 00:40:07,992
7 miles and closing.
912
00:40:08,109 --> 00:40:09,885
Tracking craft out to boundary markers.
913
00:40:09,891 --> 00:40:11,506
You'll have to speak to the Colonel, sir,
914
00:40:11,533 --> 00:40:13,771
He's 5 [foot] ten one sixty five...
915
00:40:13,772 --> 00:40:15,751
all I ask is you let me shoot him first.
916
00:40:16,408 --> 00:40:17,993
Come on guys, we don't have to do this.
917
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,555
- You'll have to speak to the Colonel.
- I know, I know, the Colonel.
918
00:40:21,062 --> 00:40:22,310
- Five and closing.
- Where's the Colonel?
919
00:40:22,311 --> 00:40:23,885
- On his way.
- Four and closing.
920
00:40:23,886 --> 00:40:24,818
Secure the doors
921
00:40:24,826 --> 00:40:25,755
Securing doors.
922
00:40:29,353 --> 00:40:30,310
Audrey!
923
00:40:31,712 --> 00:40:33,152
I want the ring back.
924
00:40:33,355 --> 00:40:34,309
You know him?
925
00:40:34,456 --> 00:40:35,909
Tracking craft in position.
926
00:40:35,910 --> 00:40:37,821
It was my mother's ring, I made a promise.
927
00:40:37,825 --> 00:40:38,779
two and closing.
928
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:40,616
I want it back.
929
00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:50,194
Well, I asked her I want a straight answer.
930
00:40:53,403 --> 00:40:54,128
Gentlemen,
931
00:40:55,054 --> 00:40:56,702
in aggregate these charges...
932
00:40:56,703 --> 00:40:59,994
normally carry penalties
of upwards of 30 years.
933
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:03,908
Providing we strike intent
to sedition from the list.
934
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,247
A charge that typically involves
electricity in concentrations...
935
00:41:07,248 --> 00:41:10,235
which I assure you, you do not
want to experience first hand.
936
00:41:11,451 --> 00:41:14,032
Now you have been spared the
full wait of these penalties...
937
00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:16,732
thanks to the intervention
of the city of Chicago...
938
00:41:16,733 --> 00:41:17,869
and the Government of Canada.
939
00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:21,505
Both of whom have requested leniency...
940
00:41:22,203 --> 00:41:23,461
claiming ah...
941
00:41:24,447 --> 00:41:26,493
diminished mental capacity.
942
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,259
No in the light of the manifest
truth of these claims...
943
00:41:31,454 --> 00:41:34,708
we have no choice but to
process and release you.
944
00:41:35,505 --> 00:41:36,529
Thank you, Colonel.
945
00:41:37,008 --> 00:41:37,852
You're welcome.
946
00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:40,391
And now...
947
00:41:41,059 --> 00:41:42,209
Mr. McDonald,
948
00:41:43,799 --> 00:41:44,659
on a more...
949
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,199
private note...
950
00:41:53,472 --> 00:41:56,251
If I so much as catch
sight of you within...
951
00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:59,758
five miles of this United
States Military installation...
952
00:42:00,537 --> 00:42:04,049
I will personally shoot you
right between the eyes...
953
00:42:04,051 --> 00:42:05,859
with the largest caliber weapon...
954
00:42:05,861 --> 00:42:08,971
we are currently developing
in our research labs,
955
00:42:11,081 --> 00:42:12,184
is that understood?
956
00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:24,494
Boy oh boy...
957
00:42:25,101 --> 00:42:28,498
when Billy Carter appointed my uncle to
the head of the joint heads of staff...
958
00:42:28,499 --> 00:42:31,959
that is exactly the kind of threatening
behavior he was trying to root out.
959
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:32,514
Ian!
960
00:42:33,626 --> 00:42:34,896
God damn, That makes me mad.
961
00:42:35,376 --> 00:42:35,819
Ian!
962
00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,199
- Audrey!
- Ian.
963
00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:42,154
- It's you!
- Yeah.
964
00:42:43,338 --> 00:42:44,313
Why did you...?
965
00:42:44,339 --> 00:42:45,474
I had to go to work.
966
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:47,477
In the middle of a marriage proposal?
967
00:42:48,143 --> 00:42:50,279
Ian, something very important
happened here tonight...
968
00:42:50,285 --> 00:42:52,281
something I have been
working on for a long time.
969
00:42:52,307 --> 00:42:52,753
What?
970
00:42:54,349 --> 00:42:56,285
It's not something I want to talk about.
971
00:42:56,851 --> 00:42:57,763
You mean that,
972
00:43:00,355 --> 00:43:01,851
you mean that they came,
973
00:43:02,357 --> 00:43:03,539
they actually came?
974
00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:07,319
Well, that's the funny thing
about the truth, isn't it?
975
00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:08,007
I mean,
976
00:43:09,163 --> 00:43:12,381
You can look at a cloud from
one angle and see err...
977
00:43:12,397 --> 00:43:13,102
a camel...
978
00:43:13,468 --> 00:43:16,046
but you can look at the same
cloud from a different angle...
979
00:43:16,047 --> 00:43:17,089
and you see a...
980
00:43:17,441 --> 00:43:18,341
Barbecue...
981
00:43:19,274 --> 00:43:21,951
but no matter how you look
at it it's still a cloud.
982
00:43:22,277 --> 00:43:23,751
Until it rains and then...
983
00:43:23,952 --> 00:43:24,773
...it's gone.
984
00:43:26,408 --> 00:43:27,618
Yeah, I think I understand that.
985
00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:31,879
So that's the way it's gonna be, huh?
986
00:43:32,146 --> 00:43:34,902
Me and the kids waiting,
dinner on the table cold,
987
00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,104
family always the last priority.
988
00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:40,509
None of us, none of us ever knowing
when you're gonna tell the truth.
989
00:43:40,654 --> 00:43:41,732
That's the way it's gonna be?
990
00:43:45,158 --> 00:43:46,295
Do you want your ring back?
991
00:43:48,462 --> 00:43:48,807
No.
992
00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:51,859
I kept my promise,
993
00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:53,869
you keep that.
994
00:43:57,471 --> 00:43:58,309
You know,
995
00:43:58,652 --> 00:44:00,369
- when we met...
- It was like magic,
996
00:44:00,374 --> 00:44:01,308
like summer lightning...
997
00:44:01,475 --> 00:44:03,010
you took one look at me and
you knew right away...
998
00:44:03,011 --> 00:44:05,999
I was the one man you were gonna
spend the rest of your life with.
999
00:44:07,489 --> 00:44:08,253
No.
1000
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,909
I thought you were cute.
1001
00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:13,279
You see for me it takes
more than 42 minutes.
1002
00:44:14,846 --> 00:44:16,369
Maybe if we had 43?
1003
00:44:22,053 --> 00:44:23,909
I'm gonna be at the constellation later.
1004
00:44:24,856 --> 00:44:27,988
If somebody, say some guy
wanted to buy me a...
1005
00:44:27,989 --> 00:44:30,309
Cosmopolitan I probably wouldn't say no.
1006
00:44:32,564 --> 00:44:33,559
I'll be there.
1007
00:44:34,356 --> 00:44:35,786
Then I'll probably see you.
1008
00:44:43,045 --> 00:44:44,195
Yes!
[silently mouths]
1009
00:44:44,576 --> 00:44:45,609
Colonel's orders.
1010
00:44:52,241 --> 00:44:53,309
Thanks for all your help guys.
1011
00:44:53,443 --> 00:44:55,099
Hey, every guys could
you lend me some money?
1012
00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:56,501
What's in it for me?
1013
00:44:57,557 --> 00:44:58,656
Well, you can have the bus.
1014
00:44:58,858 --> 00:45:00,479
What bus, it's been confiscated.
1015
00:45:00,485 --> 00:45:01,967
So we'll steal it back.
1016
00:45:01,968 --> 00:45:02,353
Ian!
1017
00:45:03,253 --> 00:45:04,648
Perhaps we could recover it, Ray.
1018
00:45:05,194 --> 00:45:06,862
Well, I ain't driving back in that bus.
1019
00:45:07,009 --> 00:45:07,619
Fraser ...
1020
00:45:08,214 --> 00:45:10,094
- I'd rather hitch hike.
- And risk arrest?
1021
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:11,395
You've already been arrested.
1022
00:45:11,396 --> 00:45:12,659
- Shut up.
- Ray!
1023
00:45:13,163 --> 00:45:13,608
And you,
1024
00:45:13,639 --> 00:45:15,649
next time you ask me a
hypothetical question.
1025
00:45:15,701 --> 00:45:16,250
Yes.
1026
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The answers : no.
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That makes no sense, Ray,
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hypothetically.
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Good bye son.
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