Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,865
Image, Constable, that's what
we are talking about here.
2
00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:08,700
The bases of all good diplomatic
relationship isn't who you are,
3
00:00:08,735 --> 00:00:10,265
but who the other side thinks you are.
4
00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,952
Now, I've worked very hard to create...
5
00:00:11,953 --> 00:00:13,900
an image of Canadians
we can all be proud of.
6
00:00:13,935 --> 00:00:14,765
Yes sir.
7
00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,800
You, on the other hand, have been doing everything
in your power to wreak havoc on that image.
8
00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:19,465
Sir?
9
00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,700
All this do-gooding, Constable.
10
00:00:21,735 --> 00:00:24,365
Picking up litter, rescuing
kittens, saving people's lives.
11
00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,500
What sore of message do you suppose
that sends to the Americans.
12
00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,865
That we care sir?
13
00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:32,100
Exactly and people don't
fear people who care.
14
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,300
I'm sorry, sir, I wasn't aware that
we wanted the Americans to fear us.
15
00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,465
That's what every country wants, Fraser.
16
00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,065
No one takes you seriously if they
think they can push you around.
17
00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:43,600
Do you think I would have risen this
high if people weren't afraid of me?
18
00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,200
When can it be ready?
19
00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,065
Wednesday.
20
00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,965
Nonsense, I need it this afternoon.
21
00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,400
I'll have to take em with me.
22
00:00:49,435 --> 00:00:52,100
Well, get on with it man. Get on with it!
23
00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,100
There, did you see that, Fraser?
24
00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:58,300
That's another American
tailor that fears me.
25
00:00:58,700 --> 00:00:59,750
I could see that, sir.
26
00:00:59,785 --> 00:01:00,892
That's what Canada needs.
27
00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:02,000
To be feared by tailors?
28
00:01:02,035 --> 00:01:04,000
Along with every other American.
29
00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,065
Do we have a plan to accomplish this sir?
30
00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,765
Yes, but I'm not at liberty
to reveal it at this moment.
31
00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,800
The important thing is that you not undermine
our efforts with all this nice guy stuff.
32
00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,100
Yes sir.
33
00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,400
As to my assignment.
34
00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:18,600
Assignment...
35
00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,200
Yes. I need for you to handle and
deliver a very important document.
36
00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,794
Ah, now I don't want to say that the
relationship between our two countries...
37
00:01:36,412 --> 00:01:37,760
rests on it's safe arrival...
38
00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,300
but if something were to go wrong,
39
00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,800
I can't speak as to the consequences.
40
00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,100
It looks like a party invitation sir.
41
00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,400
Clever, no?
42
00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,700
Just make sure someone gives you a uh, ...
43
00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,700
get a a ...
44
00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:52,100
Signature?
45
00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,400
Signature, yes.
46
00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,933
and get the balloons on the way home.
We're counting...
47
00:01:55,934 --> 00:01:59,400
on you doing your part to make
sure our reception is a success.
48
00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,200
You know your duties?
49
00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,300
Doorman, sir.
50
00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,300
That what you do?
51
00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:05,000
Yes sir.
52
00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,300
Well, keep up the good work. Carry on.
53
00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:12,200
Oh and Constable, God speed.
54
00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,100
Thank you sir.
55
00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,000
Oh.
56
00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:31,700
I have to go out for awhile Diefenbaker
on a very important assignment.
57
00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:34,530
So what I'd suggest....
Is that you to just...
58
00:02:37,856 --> 00:02:38,726
Diefenbaker?
59
00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,500
Oh please, don't do this to me now. Dief?
60
00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:48,500
There's nothing more frustrating than
playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf.
61
00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,600
Jasmine, have you seen Diefenbaker?
62
00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,400
No Fraser, I haven't.
63
00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:06,000
Ah, well, if you do would you tell
him I had to go out for a while.
64
00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,100
Sure thing.
65
00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,000
Can I give you a hand
across the road ma'am?
66
00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,600
Well, aren't you the kind young man.
67
00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,500
Where you from?
68
00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:28,200
Well, ma'am, I'm from...I'd rather not say.
69
00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,100
...Je suis Katherine...
70
00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,800
Could you tell me how to get
to the nearest post office?
71
00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,100
- Two blocks up on your right.
- ...Bien et vous?
72
00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,500
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up.
73
00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,900
I'm trying to learn French and it's
difficult to do two things at once,
74
00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,600
especially if they're in
two different languages.
75
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,400
Two blocks up...
76
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,300
Oh, thanks anyway, I'll find it myself...
77
00:03:55,300 --> 00:04:00,900
Oh damn. "Fermez la porte Jacques. Merci."
"Fermez la porte Jacques. Merci"
78
00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,200
Oh, I beg your pardon. Oof!
79
00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,500
What in God's name do you baby think
you're doing right in broad daylight!
80
00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,192
I don't know where you get the
idea that you can just...
81
00:04:16,193 --> 00:04:17,500
do what ever you please.
82
00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,700
Well, you just tackled
the wrong woman, mister.
83
00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:21,500
Well, actually I think you misunderstand...
84
00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,000
I misunderstand? Oh that's very nice.
85
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,400
That's very nice that you
accuse me of not understanding.
86
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,300
I'm too rash, too emotional,
incapable of reason, huh?
87
00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,900
- Well, no, I didn't mean that. What I meant was...
- Well, let me tell you something about me.
88
00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:35,100
When I want something, I ask, when
somebody says something, I listen.
89
00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:39,100
I don't grab people and throw them to the ground
when they're trying to learn French and if I do,
90
00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,400
Well, at least I apologize.
91
00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:47,100
Well, I-I-I'm terribly sorry but you misunderstand,
you see you were about to be hit by a truck.
92
00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:52,700
Oh. Why didn't you just say that in the
first place, I'm not a mind reader.
93
00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,400
Oh dear. Um...
94
00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,700
DUE SOUTH S01E18
"An invitation to romance"
95
00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,300
Excuse me did you happen to see a young
lady with a bright blue jacket...
96
00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:33,300
and a floral skirt
carrying a -- post office.
97
00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,700
Thank you, thank you kindly.
98
00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,900
Oh, that's very kind of you.
99
00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:42,300
Excuse me, you don't mind if I cut in
do you? I'm getting married tomorrow.
100
00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,900
Oh, thank you.
101
00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,600
- Excuse me.
- Oh hello.
102
00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,600
This is that man I was telling you about.
103
00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,500
Hello.
104
00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,300
Would you mind if I went in front of you?
105
00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,400
I'm getting married tomorrow
and I'm running very late.
106
00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,500
Oh, thank you.
107
00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,400
I'm afraid you have my letter.
108
00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,200
Your letter?
Oh no, These are my letters.
109
00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,100
Don't you remember they
fell when you tackled me.
110
00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:01,800
Uh, no, you see...
111
00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,400
I had a letter also only mine
didn't have a stamp on it.
112
00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,100
Oh, then you're in the wrong line.
You buy stamps over there.
113
00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,400
- Excuse me sir.
- Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
114
00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,300
Oh, thanks.
115
00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,500
Uh, no actually you don't understand.
116
00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,000
Or rather, let me think of
another way of saying this...
117
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,812
Excuse me.
118
00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,100
Yeah, Sure.
119
00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,000
Now you see...
120
00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,200
Hey, hey, wait your turn, buddy!
121
00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,000
You know I really don't think you should be
cutting in front of all these nice people.
122
00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:26,700
They were generous enough to let me pass
but I'm afraid you're upsetting them.
123
00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,000
Oh here, I'll mail it for you.
124
00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,800
Well, that's very kind of you but
actually I need my letter back.
125
00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,100
But you just gave it to me. Just
a second, this is my letter.
126
00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:36,800
Well, yes, it is...
127
00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,800
What were you doing with my letter?
128
00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,900
Oh, you're following me aren't you.
129
00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:41,500
Exactly.
130
00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,400
Oh, well, that's very flattering but I have
to tell you that I'm already spoken for.
131
00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,100
And I'm afraid my fianc�e is very jealous.
132
00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,800
So I think it's best if we
never see each other again.
133
00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,915
I appreciate this Ray.
134
00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,190
Let me get the door for you.
135
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,700
Look he's a Mountie, okay?
Mounties do not lie.
136
00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,400
If he says it's his
letter, it's his letter.
137
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,400
I don't care if he's Sgt. Preston,
he's not getting the letter.
138
00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,100
Ray perhaps...
139
00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,700
Benny, let me handle this, alright?
140
00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,700
- Let me see your driver's license, pal.
- Hey,...
141
00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,300
- He Looks like a ...
- ...hey, over here. Come here.
142
00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,900
- Look, Once the letter departed
it becomes government...
143
00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:21,200
Are you looking for a letter
from the Canadian Consulate?
144
00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,000
Yes.
145
00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,800
Oh, no, I wouldn't want you
to get into any trouble.
146
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,500
I get off at four.
147
00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:31,100
Well, then I won't keep you. You must
have a lot to do. Thank you kindly.
148
00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,200
So how many times do I have
to tell you it can't be done.
149
00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,700
Yeah well, if I find your mail truck
parked in front of a hydrant,
150
00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,300
don't expect me to cut you any slack.
151
00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:41,500
There's absolutely no way
to get that letter back.
152
00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,800
It's alright, Ray.
153
00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,400
How did you do that?
154
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,200
Did I mention it's my day off?
155
00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,000
Several times.
156
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,500
Consulate line is still busy.
157
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,300
I thought I did,
158
00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,800
but then I became confused when I found
myself driving around delivering mail.
159
00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,600
Well, this isn't just mail Ray,
160
00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,100
this is a highly sensitive
Canadian document.
161
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,200
Oh! You guys planning an invasion?
162
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,900
Well, I'm not entirely sure.
163
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,900
I think I may have said too much already.
164
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,200
Well, don't do it today alright?
165
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,700
Cause I'm going to be sitting on my
couch enjoying the basketball game
166
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,900
and the tip off's in five minutes.
167
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:17,400
7-4-6 West Lakeside Place. That
wouldn't be on your way home would it?
168
00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,400
No.
169
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,600
I'll just be a minute.
170
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,800
Alright, I'm counting down Fraser.
One, two, three, four...
171
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,300
Technically that's counting up.
172
00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,000
Get the hell out of here -- nine, ten.
173
00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,100
This is the place. Third trip today.
174
00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,700
I don't understand what the problem is.
175
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,000
What are you doing here?
176
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,700
I am as surprised as you are ma'am.
177
00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,200
Delivery for Ellis, where do you want em?
178
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,400
Oh, any where.
179
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,000
Please you have to go away.
180
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,900
No, of course not you. You are away.
181
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,500
Do you not understand nothing.
182
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,700
Allow me to explain. I have a letter...
183
00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,200
Oh? The one you accused me of taking?
184
00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:58,600
Yes.
185
00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,000
You see you had it all along.
186
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,100
Well, let's just say you apologized
and leave it at that shall we?
187
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,800
No! No, you see I have to
deliver it into the hands...
188
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,100
You want to give it to me?
189
00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:09,900
Oh, no, we've been through that already,
I'm not going to take it a second time.
190
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,500
Yes, I'm still here.
191
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,700
Listen, we both know why you're doing this
192
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,200
and if I was available I might be intrigued
but I'm not so you'll just have to leave.
193
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,700
I honestly didn't know
this was your address.
194
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,500
Don't be ridiculous, it's written
right there on the envelope.
195
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,400
Ma'am, all I want to do
is deliver this letter...
196
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,900
Alright, I'll take your letter but no matter how
well it's written, I'm not going to change my mind.
197
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,700
I'm getting married tomorrow.
198
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,400
Yes, I know you know that.
199
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,800
Alright, I'll be there at two. Oh -- but
just give me your number incase I get lost.
200
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:40,000
555-0866.
555-0866, 555-0866.
201
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,800
Do you have a pen?
202
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,800
Yes. And if you could just sign?
203
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,300
- Oh dear, what was the number?
- 555-0866.
204
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,200
How do you know the
number of my bridal shop?
205
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,300
Well, I didn't know it was the
number of your bridal shop.
206
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,000
Oh, so you just pulled that
number right out of the air.
207
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,500
Okay, here, now is there anything else?
208
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,800
Uh, no and I assure you ma'am...
209
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,700
Who's down there?
210
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,500
Oh, no, now you've done it.
211
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:04,100
If my fianc�e finds you here, he'll
never understand. He's very jealous.
212
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,500
Well, there's absolutely no reason for...
213
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,400
Well, then you're a lot more broad
minded then he is. Bye bye now.
214
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,900
Have you seen our wedding
license application dear?
215
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,700
I thought I put it... oh, here it is.
216
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,000
Who was that?
217
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:24,100
Oh, no one dear. A Mountie.
He means nothing to me.
218
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,200
And what's that suppose to mean?
He means nothing to you?
219
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,800
You see an envelope with a number
written on it? It was right here.
220
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,400
Just a second. What did he want?
221
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,400
You really have nothing to worry about.
He's a total stranger.
222
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,700
If I hadn't been lying on top of him,
I hardly would have recognized him
223
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:37,700
You were lying on top of him?
224
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,900
What is the number of my bridal shop?
225
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,400
555-0866.
226
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,000
Oh yes! Thank you sweetheart.
227
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,200
Wait, wait. Forget about that.
What's this lying on top of who.
228
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,600
Now don't get all worked up.
229
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,600
He was just being a gentleman.
230
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,200
If he'd landed on top he would have
crushed me. You saw how big he was.
231
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:57,300
422, 423 ...
232
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,000
I'm sorry it took so long, Ray.
233
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,300
Miss Burns is not the easiest person to...
234
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,600
Oh dear. Oh dear.
235
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,600
Ellis, must be her fianc�e, poor man.
236
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,900
Just get out of here.
237
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,500
Alright. No more Mr. Nice Man.
238
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,700
Now see there you go again
jumping to conclusions.
239
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,600
You really need to work on
controlling your temper.
240
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,000
The guy picks you up in the street
I have a right to know who he is.
241
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,100
Is that asking to much?
242
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,600
Dear, if I knew his name...
I would tell you.
243
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,700
You don't even know his name?
244
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,800
Well, I really didn't think it
would be appropriate to ask.
245
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,700
After all I hardly know him and I did
have a few other things on my mind.
246
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,000
- I just wanna ...
- I mean we are getting married tomorrow.
247
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,800
I just wanna know what happen, okay?
What happen.
248
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,100
Nothing dear. But if
it'll make you happy...
249
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:40,100
I promise never to see the man again.
250
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:45,100
Ah, Miss Burns, uh, I just realized I made a
mistake in delivering that letter to you.
251
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,600
Another guy sending you letters?
252
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,700
Uh, no, if I could explain...
253
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,100
Don't you lie to me. You
said you gave it to her.
254
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:52,000
I'm sure it's just an innocent
infatuation, dear. Isn't that true?
255
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:52,500
No.
256
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:52,800
What?
257
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,400
Really?
258
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,600
How long has this been going on?
259
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,800
Just since this morning.
260
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,900
If you don't believe that then
I don't know what else to say.
261
00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,300
Oh there's my cab. Would you
please explain it to him?
262
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,800
Well, I would like to
explain it to someone.
263
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,800
Thank you.
264
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:06,800
You see sir, all I'm attempting
to do is deliver a letter to you.
265
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,300
Then give me the letter.
266
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:14,200
Oh dear, uh, she took it with here didn't she?
This really is not going particularly well.
267
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,820
If you will excuse me sir I have to...
268
00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:18,300
pursue your fianc�e otherwise I
might not be able to catch her.
269
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,000
And I Thank you kindly for your patience.
270
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,400
Ma'am! ...
271
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:27,700
We have to follow her.
272
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,300
Who?
273
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,800
She's in that cab.
See if you can catch her.
274
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,000
What was that all about?
275
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,300
Follow her.
276
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,700
Oh come on, Nigel, not again.
277
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:47,300
If there's nothing going on, she's got nothing
to worry about, right? Just follow her.
278
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,300
Excuse me sir, if there's nothing
else I'll be leaving sir.
279
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,600
Alright dear Mrs. McDuffy. Thank you.
280
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,200
I think she's just up ahead.
281
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,000
Fraser, why are we following this woman.
282
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,300
You delivered the right envelope to the
wrong person at the right address.
283
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,600
In my book two out of three
is pretty damn good.
284
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,600
The Consulate line is still busy.
285
00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:32,658
[Basketball game reporter]
...come on, ...did you see that!
286
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,700
No! No! I didn't see it. Why? ...
287
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,200
Because I'm not at home, that's why.
288
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,400
Here give me that form, I'll
sign it. What's his name?
289
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,500
N.J. Ellis but I don't think
that would be acceptable.
290
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,900
Nigel J. Ellis?
291
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,800
You know him?
292
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,600
Yeah, Ellis disposal. The guys
dirtier than the garbage he hauls.
293
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,400
Toxic spills, illegal dumping.
294
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:54,300
We tried to nail him but he's got so many
politicians in his pocket he walks with a limp.
295
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,000
I can't believe that's
the guy you're delivery invasion plans too.
296
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,100
I can't believe it's the same person.
297
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,300
Oh, there. There. There she is.
298
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,900
I promise you I won't be
more than one minute.
299
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,600
Commentate. You're the commentator!
300
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,000
I told you, I have to pick up the
license now, the wedding is tomorrow.
301
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000
And I've told you I can't issue it
unless both parties are present.
302
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,700
Well, if you don't issue it,
we can't get married...
303
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,500
and since we're getting married tomorrow
you have very little choice in the matter.
304
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,000
I don't know why you can't see that.
305
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,800
You see where it says :
306
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,400
"Bride and Groom must appear in person?"
307
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,900
If you keep repeating yourself
we're not going to get anywhere.
308
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,900
Excuse me.
309
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,700
Oh God! Don't' tell me you
want you're letter back.
310
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,700
If you would just look in your purse. I
think you wrote a phone number on it.
311
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,000
This your fianc�e?
312
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,800
Oh, don't be ridiculous, does
he look like my fianc�e?
313
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,500
Then I'll have to ask you to step
aside so I can help these people.
314
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,300
Okay, fine.
315
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,900
If you don't want him, I'll take him.
316
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,900
- Honey!
- Look at him!
317
00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,700
You see what you did?
318
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:04,000
Well, I fail to understand how my not being your
fianc�e prevented you from getting your license.
319
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,200
Oh that's ridiculous, if you were my fianc�e
I'd have the license right now wouldn't I...
320
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,300
and they say men are the logical one.
Alright, you'll just have to do it.
321
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,300
I'm sorry, do what?
322
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,700
The office closes in fifteen minutes.
323
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,700
Nigel can't get down here in that time, you'll
just have to tell them you're my fianc�e.
324
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,600
No, I couldn't do that.
325
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,700
You want your letter back?
326
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,600
Well, yes, but I'm not about
to lie to a public official.
327
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,700
Alright, then don't say anything.
I'll do the talking.
328
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,700
Excuse me, I found my fianc�e.
329
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,700
You just told me he wasn't your fianc�e.
330
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,800
I was mistaken. I didn't recognize him.
331
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,900
What's your name?
332
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,100
He can't hear you, he's mute.
333
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,400
I believe you mean deaf.
334
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,900
Oh yes, thank you sweetheart.
335
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:39,900
You're marrying a deaf-mute Mountie
and you didn't recognize him?
336
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,500
Perhaps I can explain.
337
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,300
If he's deaf-mute, why is he talking?
338
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,600
Now you're criticizing the handicapped?
339
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,900
Well, I think your superior will
be very interested to know...
340
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,300
that you refuse to give marriage
certificates to the physically challenged.
341
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,600
God knows their lives are difficult
enough without insensitive bureaucrats...
342
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,300
like yourself preventing
them from getting married.
343
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,300
And if that's not enough ...
344
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,800
Alright, alright, alright
just take the damned thing.
345
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,795
Oh, thank you, that's very sweet of you.
346
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,600
Thank you kindly.
347
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,000
Excuse me ma'am, you forgot to ...
348
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,900
Ray, I wonder if you followed...
349
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,600
Yes.
350
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,500
If you want to go home Ray...
351
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,300
Na, Na, I'm having the time of my life!
352
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,000
I should be just a minute.
353
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,600
No, no I probably won't you better go home.
354
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,300
No! Wait! Ray?
355
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,800
If you could drop by the Consulate and just
explain to them that I'll be a little late.
356
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,800
Thank you kindly Ray!
357
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,800
Yeah, Nigel it's me,
358
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,800
yeah, she's alone. She's here and she's
alone. Now can I get out of here?
359
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,500
I'm telling you it's a waste of ...
360
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,700
yeah, fine. I'll stick around. Yeah.
361
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,300
I don't recall saying
anything about a hoop.
362
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,600
Oh yes, I remember it was on the twelfth
fitting you said put a hoop in it.
363
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,900
Oh, don't be ridiculous, why
would I say such a thing.
364
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,200
Perhaps because you wanted a hoop.
You see I wrote hoop here.
365
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,100
Well, maybe you wanted a
hoop, it's your writing.
366
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,000
How could it be what I
wanted when I don't want it.
367
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,600
That doesn't make any sense now does it?
368
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,300
Which is why I didn't put a hoop in it.
369
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,500
Oh, how cleaver of you. Should I try it on?
370
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,500
Why not?
371
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,800
May I help you?
372
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,000
Yes, I'm looking for a woman.
373
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,100
A particular woman. Her name is Miss Burns.
374
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,700
Would you happen to know if she's here?
375
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,100
I haven't any idea. I don't work here.
376
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,600
Then how could you possibly help me?
377
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,400
- Are you Miss Burns fianc�e?
- No.
378
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,700
You must be very pleased.
She's in the fitting room.
379
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Thank you.
380
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,400
Uh, Miss Burns, it's Constable Fraser.
381
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,200
You know, there's a very thin line
between persistence and obsession.
382
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,900
Well, I-I'm afraid you forgot
to give me the letter.
383
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,700
Oh no! That man works for my fianc�e.
384
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,900
Which man?
385
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,500
There. Oh this is not good.
This is not good at all.
386
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,700
Ah, Miss Burns! It's me Perry.
387
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,200
Which Perry is that?
388
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,500
Perry, Perry ma'am.
389
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,500
Oh! Perry! What a pleasant surprise!
What are you doing here?
390
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,700
I'm following you ma'am.
391
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,200
Oh, this is great. All I need is
just for him to find you here.
392
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,300
I'll just explain to him ...
393
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,200
You met Nigel you think you
can explain it to him?
394
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,400
Who you talking to ma'am?
395
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,000
Oh, you Perry.
396
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,300
There doesn't appear to
be any way out of here.
397
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,900
- Get under my dress.
- What?!
398
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Get under my dress.
399
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,800
You want me to get under
your wedding dress?
400
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,800
Yes!
401
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,900
Isn't that bad luck?
402
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:41,900
Will you hurry up?
403
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,100
Oh no, I'm quite sure most folk lore ...
404
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,600
If Nigel finds you in
here he'll kill us both.
405
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,300
Right.
406
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,400
I don't want to have to come in there ma'am
but I promised your fianc�e that ...
407
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,100
Oh, hello Perry. How are you?
408
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,900
Fine, Miss Burns.
409
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,700
It looks lovely.
410
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,500
I just want to see how it moves.
411
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,500
- Sorry.
- Sh!
412
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,400
You'll have to steer, I
have my eyes closed.
413
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400
Sh.
414
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,100
Nigel? I got some bad news.
415
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,500
Is he following us?
416
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,100
I can't see anything.
417
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:52,900
Your fianc�e he wouldn't be Nigel
Ellis of Ellis Sanitation.
418
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,000
You know him?
419
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,900
Only by reputation.
420
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,400
Oh, he's usually a very sweet man.
421
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,300
It's just that when he gets jealous,
there's no reasoning with him.
422
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,300
Well, you know what the Swiss are like.
423
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,700
Canadian Consulate.
Consulat du Canada. [French]
424
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,400
Bonjour, Please hold.
Attendez it, s'il vous pla�t. [French]
425
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:32,900
Excuse me, I ...
426
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,000
Canadian Consulate.
Consulat du Canada.
427
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,800
Good Afternoon, Bonjour, Please hold.
Attendez it, s'il vous pla�t. [French]
428
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,600
Hi, I'd like to ...
429
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,500
Canadian Consulate.
Consulat du Canada.
430
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:44,500
Good Afternoon! Bonjour! Please hold,
Attendez, s'il vous pla�t.
431
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,700
Thank you for holding.
Merci pour l'attendez. [French]
432
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:52,200
I'm sorry, I don't speak French.
Je ne parle pas le fran�ais.
433
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:14,200
Dear ... Canadians. Constable
Fraser will be a little ...
434
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,600
... arriving any minute.
Where the hell is he?
435
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,900
I haven't been able to reach him sir...
436
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,300
How long does it take to do a simple task?
437
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,700
He said he'd be back soon, sir.
438
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:25,000
Well, if he's not here in five minutes, he
doesn't have to bother showing up at all.
439
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,300
No more excuses. I will not
be made to look like a fool.
440
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,000
Trouble.
441
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,400
I have the emperors clothes.
442
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,000
He's here sir.
443
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,200
Well, it's about time!
444
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,700
Sh.
445
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,800
I can't believe he had me followed.
446
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,600
I mean what does he think I'm going to run off and
have an affair the day before we get married?
447
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,000
I've never given him one
reason to suspect me.
448
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,300
Well, I'm not sure I was entirely
hidden under your dress.
449
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:21,200
I mean even if I was a little bit attracted
to you, I haven't acted on it have I?
450
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,900
No-no-no. You've been -- but this is something
that you could possibly misinterpret.
451
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:26,500
I mean, not that I am attracted to you.
452
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,500
No, I understand.
453
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,020
What am I going to do? I can't go home...
454
00:24:29,021 --> 00:24:31,300
until he calms down. And we
can't just keep driving around.
455
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,500
Well, you must have some friends.
456
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,300
In Connecticut.
457
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,200
What about family.
458
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,300
Hong Kong, Gestad, Portoffino
and Terminal Island.
459
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,400
Uh, tax evasion. It's
all a misunderstanding.
460
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,000
I-I can see how that can happen.
461
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,300
Now we'll just have to go to your place.
462
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,800
No! I don't think that
would be a very good idea.
463
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,300
You don't?
464
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:48,200
No! I have a wolf.
465
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,800
Oh. Shame.
466
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,200
Could you recommend a hotel?
467
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,000
Yeah, I know just the place.
468
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,700
Should I wait until...
469
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,400
No. That's okay.
470
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,500
Oh, you almost forgot your letter.
471
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,800
Oh, thank you.
472
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,400
You're not going to come back and
ask me for it again, are you?
473
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,200
- No ma'am.
- Oh.
474
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,000
Oh. I was sorta getting used to it.
Goodbye.
475
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,300
Goodbye.
476
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,800
Thank you.
477
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,300
Where to?
478
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:55,500
The Canadian Consulate.
479
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,700
We have to go back.
480
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,552
'Beautiful newlywed Suites'
481
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,600
I believe you have a Katherine
Burns registered here?
482
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,700
I figured you'd be here soon. Can't
have a honeymoon without a groom.
483
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,500
Oh, no, no. I'm not the groom.
484
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:04,500
My name is Constable Benton Fraser,
Royal Canadian Mounted ...
485
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,600
The Mountie and the damsel in distress.
My wife and I used to play that.
486
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,800
Uh, perhaps if I showed you my I.D.
487
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,400
Oh no-no no-no no need. I booked
you into the honeymoon suit.
488
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,500
Heart shaped waterbed, private lava pool
and complimentary champagne and oysters.
489
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,700
You see it says right here "RCMP".
490
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,900
Nice touch.
491
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,400
No, you don't understand.
492
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,100
No, no. Have a good night.
493
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,200
Thank you.
494
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:44,900
- Bernie, what does that remind you of?
- DeBuke?
495
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,400
Miss Burns?
496
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,300
I don't need any more champagne. Thank
you these two are quite enough.
497
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,600
No, it's me Constable Fraser.
498
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,900
I'm afraid you gave me the wrong letter.
499
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,800
Oh, I was hoping you'd say that!
500
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,600
Uh, no, I , uh, think you are misreading...
501
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Where are they?
502
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,800
Honeymoon suite.
503
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,900
Come on Nigel, let's go home, huh?
She isn't worth it!
504
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,800
Out of the way.
505
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,900
Nigel, Don't listen to me.
Come on, I'm serious man.
506
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,800
Alright. It seems to be stuck on the material.
Perhaps I could get one of the maids to ...
507
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,700
You know what I'm thinking Constable?
508
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:35,600
Oh, there we go.
509
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,200
It would serve him right
if I did have an affair.
510
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,200
No, that's just not gonna come off.
Well, goodnight now.
511
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,700
What about your letter.
512
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,000
Uh, it's not very important.
513
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,500
Won't you at least have one drink with me?
514
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,200
Well, thank you but I don't drink.
515
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,700
This door seems to be ...
516
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,100
... locked.
517
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,200
Ah, yes. Safety first. Perhaps
I'll check the fire routes.
518
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,800
You don't even drink champagne?
519
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,100
No, I just never felt the need.
520
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:03,600
You see I think all to often people
drink in order to escape from uhh ...
521
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,800
Well, uh, perhaps just one bottle.
522
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,900
That one's empty. The
other ones by the bed.
523
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,979
But we really should discuss this.
You see in times of...
524
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:17,600
emotional stress people
tend to act irrational.
525
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,500
You seem to be under a
lot of stress yourself.
526
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,100
Well, that me be so.
527
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,700
So you may be acting irrationally.
528
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,000
Oh dear!
529
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:26,000
I sense you lied about my zipper.
530
00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:33,900
Thank God!
531
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:38,500
She loves me,
she loves me not.
532
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,200
Nigel? Is that you?
533
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,100
Jump!
534
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,200
I think we're safe.
535
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,900
Oh, I could be mistaken.
536
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,700
Oh! Oh! I think the worse of it is over.
537
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:55,300
Coffee break.
538
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,700
My mother wanted me to
wear her wedding dress.
539
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:36,400
Of course, always the rebel I had
to go out and have my own made.
540
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,600
Now look at it.
541
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,700
Well, you know, dry cleaners can do uh ...
542
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,800
absolutely nothing with that.
543
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:48,000
I can't believe I'm spending the eve of
my wedding riding in a garbage truck...
544
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,200
with a total stranger.
545
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,000
I just tried to seduce in order to
escape being shot by my fianc�e.
546
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,500
I mean it doesn't get much
worse than that does it?
547
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,800
Unfortunately it may. We haven't
picked up any more garbage.
548
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,600
Oh, not having garbage
dumped on us is a bad thing?
549
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,000
In out care, yes.
550
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:06,200
It means the truck has finished it's rounds
and it should be returning to the city dump.
551
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,800
Which means it should be going due South.
552
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Like my life.
553
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,800
But we've been traveling
consistency northwest.
554
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,800
I think someone's
commandeered this vehicle.
555
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,100
Oh.
556
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:35,400
- [game is still on: ...game like this in my life!]
- Yeah, me neither.
557
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,400
Do you know what the score is?
558
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,600
Shut up and get inside.
Come on, come on...
559
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,100
ain't got all night!
Let's go!
560
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:52,600
Mental note. Send Fraser
north for a little R & R
561
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,600
I think he's been spending too much
time with the Chicago policeman.
562
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,400
What are you looking at? You've
never seen a Canadian before?
563
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,200
How does he do this all day?
564
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,400
And where the hell is he? Something must
have gone wrong. He'd never be this late.
565
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,400
What's the matter, your arms broken?
Open the door yourself!
566
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,400
Let me think this through.
567
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,400
Fraser were with a beautiful
woman, where would he end up?
568
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,600
No,no,no that's you and me.
569
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,600
Come on, think. Okay,
570
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,600
what is the most unglamorous unromantic
place you could possibly take a woman?
571
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,600
Oh, come on. A garbage truck?
Not even Fraser is that...
572
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,000
Hold on Benny!
573
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,600
Tell me something Constable.
574
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,200
Why is it everywhere I go disaster follows.
575
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,100
Maybe it's the company you keep.
576
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,000
I sure know how to pick em, don't I?
577
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,600
Wee, I don't really know Nigel so
it wouldn't be fair for me ...
578
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,400
What's wrong with you? A
man is trying to kill you.
579
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,900
You're suppose to hate him!
580
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:13,600
A woman throws herself at you, you're suppose
to... you're suppose to do something.
581
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Miss Burns, you are engaged to be married.
582
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,200
Were you always so good and
honorable and perfect and...
583
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,700
what the hell are you doing?
584
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:25,300
It's just a loose thread. You wouldn't
happen to have a pair of scissors ...
585
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,100
of course not.
586
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:27,200
Just yank it off.
587
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,600
Well, the button might fall off.
588
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,400
It's a button. Take a risk!
589
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,500
Alright!
590
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,140
Huh.
591
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Oh. Don't you ever do anything
reckless or stupid or wild?
592
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,100
No.
593
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,600
Oh... no.
594
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:51,900
I guess that's what first
attracted me to Nigel.
595
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:56,000
He was just so... dangerous...
596
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,200
I can see how you'd find that exciting.
597
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:03,800
On our first date it was January and we
drove to Atlantic City with the top down.
598
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,900
He took me to this high stakes crap
game in the back of the bar...
599
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:09,500
and we drank much to much champagne.
600
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:13,100
And ended up jumping off the
pier with all of our clothes on.
601
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:21,500
It was just...it was romantic.
602
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,600
I thought I was in love once.
603
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,900
And then later I thought maybe it
was just an inner ear imbalance...
604
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:44,100
We spent an evening snowed in on the side
of a mountain watching the northern lights.
605
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,800
It was probably the most
dramatic moment of my life.
606
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,900
But in the end I realized
I'd learned two things.
607
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:59,200
The first is... that it's easier
to think you're in love...
608
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,500
than it is to accept that you're alone,
609
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,100
and the second is...
610
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:08,900
that it's very easy to confuse love with
subatomic particles bursting in the air.
611
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:13,500
Well, I also learned that I should
have my ears checked more regularly.
612
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,900
Funny the things that
attract you to somebody.
613
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800
God I hate my life.
614
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,300
Good evening.
615
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,400
You got a lot of nerve, for a Canadian.
616
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,500
Ah yes,
617
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:05,800
and it's quite reasonable that you're angry,
given your understandable confusion but ...
618
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,100
I love him!
619
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:08,400
No she doesn't.
620
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,000
Yes I do.
621
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,200
No she doesn't. She's just angry and
attempting to make you jealous.
622
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,100
Which at this particular moment would
seem to be a rather poor choice.
623
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,600
You know what?
624
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,400
It worked.
625
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,000
Whoa!
626
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,500
Detective Vecchio, Miss Burns.
Miss Burns, Diefenbaker.
627
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,900
Hello.
628
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:49,800
Congratulations. Hear
you're getting married.
629
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,100
Why do I never learn, Perry.
630
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,100
Shoot first, talk later.
631
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,800
Shoot first, talk later.
632
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,700
You don't want to know why
I'm wearing your uniform?
633
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:05,000
I just assumed it was something personal.
634
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,100
Come on Nigel, there are three of them now.
635
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:12,200
What are you going to do, kill them all
because some woman was running around on you?
636
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,300
Yeah, watch and learn.
637
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Mr. Ellis! I want to assure you Katherine
has been completely faithful to you.
638
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,600
Except the part on the waterbed.
639
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,400
Waterbed?
640
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,700
It was entirely innocent.
641
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,100
Yeah, big shock there.
642
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:35,300
Unfortunately if you don't believe this there's
nothing I can say to convince you of it.
643
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,400
What? No Mountie stories? No Inuit tales?
644
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,200
You can never know what's
in another persons heart.
645
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,200
You can only know what's inside your own.
So look inside your heart, Mr. Ellis.
646
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,100
Do you love Katherine?
647
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,100
Why do you think I want to kill her?
648
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,100
Ah.
649
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,200
That's it?
650
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,000
Well, unfortunately there's nothing
you can do to prove a virtue, Ray.
651
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,600
I'm out of shells. Give me your gun.
652
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,300
No.
653
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,300
Second hoe.
654
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:01,800
No.
655
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,300
He's not going to listen to reason.
656
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,800
How many bullets you got left, Ray?
657
00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:06,801
One.
658
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,300
I'm not shoot my car. I blew up the last
one for you and I'm not doing it again.
659
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,500
Well, actually, that's
not what I had in mind.
660
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,100
Good, cause I wasn't going to do it anyway.
661
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:15,900
Well, I know that, Ray...
662
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,700
what I had in mind was you and I
creating some kind of diversion...
663
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,600
while Katherine made a run for that shoot
over there and slide down to safety.
664
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,900
Well, unfortunately you're out of bullets.
665
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,500
I lied.
666
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:29,800
Oh well, in that case do you think you
can get a clean shot of the rear bumper?
667
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,600
No!
668
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,600
- I said it can't be bro...
- No.
669
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,100
They look up here and see us like
this, what are they going to think?
670
00:39:38,845 --> 00:39:40,750
Here's what we're going to do. On the count
of three, I'm gonna come up shooting.
671
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:44,300
You throw a head of lettuce or whatever you
do and the lady runs for the log ride.
672
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:46,000
You Ready? One. Two...
673
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,700
Oh, this is ridiculous.
674
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:48,800
Three.
675
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,100
You want to shoot me Nigel go ahead.
676
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,500
You say you love me then
threaten to kill me.
677
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,800
I mean what the Hell does love mean to you?
678
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:10,400
Just a bunch of particles
bursting all over the place...
679
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,500
and when you try and touch it?
There's nothing there.
680
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:16,900
That's not love Nigel, that's a light show!
681
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:21,400
Um, perhaps I should explain
what she's alluding to.
682
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,500
Well, what do you expect?
683
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,900
Alright, look at you. You're running around with
this guy. You're in - you're in the wedding dress.
684
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,400
I catch you in a motel together. Come on.
685
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,400
I wasn't the one who didn't trust you.
Had you followed.
686
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,700
Do you know how that feels? To love
someone who doesn't even trust you?
687
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,100
You make me nuts.
688
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,700
I'm sorry, you know that. You do
that to me. You make me crazy.
689
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,600
No, you do that to yourself.
690
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,800
You really didn't do anything with
this guy in the red jacket there?
691
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,300
I'm not gonna tell you, Nigel.
692
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:50,600
Tell him!
693
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,500
You either believe me or you don't
there's no way to prove a virtue.
694
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,400
Perhaps you should try.
695
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:10,200
Ok, I believe you, okay?
I'm sorry, okay?
696
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,000
You ever hear me say it before, Perry?
697
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,400
- No.
- No, no, never before.
698
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:28,800
I-am-sorry... okay?
Come on baby, let's just go home.
699
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,800
We gotta get married.
700
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:35,600
Oh, thank you Nigel. You don't
know what that means to me.
701
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,100
Unfortunately I've realized
I don't love you so, no.
702
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,300
What?
703
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,600
What did you say?
704
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:52,300
I stand up here, I pour my heart
out to you. I apologize to you.
705
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,700
I even offer to take you back
and you throw it in my face.
706
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:56,300
Is that right Katherine?
707
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:59,900
Well, guess what? To hell with you.
708
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,100
Hey, uh, I'm just along for the ride.
709
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,127
I can't believe you threw your hat.
710
00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:15,800
Well, it's got an incredibly stiff brim.
It's actually ...
711
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,100
We're in the middle of a
crises and you throw your hat.
712
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,200
- I'm sorry, Ray.
- Hey! Look what I found.
713
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,000
Remarkable.
714
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,300
Would you sign for this please.
715
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,900
Good night ma'am. Goodnight sir.
716
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:02,700
And don't try to tell me you were attempting to
circle around behind him because you never showed up.
717
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,400
I thought you'd have
nothing to say about that.
718
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,600
Am I too late?
719
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:25,500
No. no, uh, I think the
band is still playing.
720
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:27,204
Nigel couldn't use it.
721
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:30,300
I was hoping maybe I could
steal you away for a dance.
722
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,600
I'd love to but I ...
723
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,800
Duty calls?
724
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,800
Such as it is.
725
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,200
Well,... maybe another time then.
726
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:52,000
That was quite the buffet.
727
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,800
No what I love most about Canadians?
728
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,300
They're real easy to elbow out of the way.
729
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,700
What are you doing?
730
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,200
Just a loose thread. You
wouldn't happen to have a...
731
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,500
Ray, could I impose upon you?
732
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,700
Yeah, go ahead. I'm kinda
getting the hang of it anyway.
733
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:24,600
Thanks.
734
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200
May I?
735
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,200
- You folks have a good time tonight?
- Yes, thank you.
736
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,400
That's great. That's nice.
Excuse me, wait a second ma'am,
737
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,700
do you have dinner rolls in that purse?
738
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:48,200
Don't put under hood.
Yes sir, you - up against the car.
739
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,000
Come on, empty your pockets, let's go...
740
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:52,650
By : Reza Fa. Many thanks to
[duesouth.blogfa.com] for script.
741
00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:57,250
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
59445
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
