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[patriotic music]
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- I'm the deputy director
of the FBI.
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I'm gonna look into
this rascal "Deep throat."
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I think I'm gonna vomit.
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- Elvis freaks out.
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He's gonna regret the day
he stole that jewelry, man.
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He--He messed
with the wrong guy.
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- John Wilkes Booth is like,
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Lincoln?
What does it all mean?
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What is he talking about?
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Slavery.
I don't even get it.
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[inhales, exhales]
wha--
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Where are we?
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? ?
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- Um, D.C. Is the greatest
place to live on Earth.
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Um, it's a transient city,
like a stepping stone.
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So that brings
a lot of new people in,
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but it's also--
Brings people who don't know
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what the [Bleep]'s
going on.
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- There's the three branches
of government,
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all of these checks
and balances.
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Judicial, executive,
legislative.
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They all exist
in Washington, D.C.
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[indistinct Muttering]
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- Have you been drinking?
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- Here's the deal.
I have been.
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- Yeah.
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- because that's the part
of the thing
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that I gotta do
for this show.
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Hello.
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My name is Matt Gourley.
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And tonight, we're gonna
talk about watergate.
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Let's begin.
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Washington, D.C.
1970--
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1972.
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Five watergate burglars
are arrested
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in the democratic
national committee headquarters.
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What are they doing there?
Why are they breaking in?
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The young upstart reporter,
Robert Woodward,
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goes to the hearing.
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One of them,
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when the judge is asking
these five burglars,
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who do you work for?
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The cia.
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Excuse me, could you say that
a little bit louder?
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The cia.
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Robert Woodward
is on to something.
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Oh, look at this sweet,
little fat guy.
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Where do you gotta be
right now?
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Okay,
let's go back in time.
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The year is 1970.
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A young Robert Woodward,
a lieutenant in the navy--
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He's sitting next to
this older, distinguished man,
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saying, I'm soon to be out
of the navy.
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What am I gonna do
with my life?
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Am I gonna become a lawyer
like my father wants?
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And this older man
Presents himself as a mentor,
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saying,
so listen to me.
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You're working for truth.
Stay with it.
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And young Robert Woodward
takes away from this thing,
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I can depend on this man.
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I can call on this man
at some point
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to give me information.
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That man is mark felt,
the deputy director of the FBI.
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Let's flash forward
a little bit.
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Robert Woodward
and his partner, Carl Bernstein,
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decide to call on
His old Buddy, mark felt,
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for information
about watergate.
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Felt says, I can't talk to you
on the phone about this.
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I'm mark felt,
and I did spy times and wwii,
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and I know how this works.
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You get the New York times--
Every day at your door.
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At page 20,
I will draw a little clock
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that says what hour
I wanna meet you.
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And here's the thing.
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Anytime you wanna meet me,
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mark felt says,
I need something
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that I could visually
acknowledge.
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Woodward says,
I do have this potted plant
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that I keep out
on my balcony.
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I could move that.
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And mark felt is like,
here's the thing.
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I wanna meet you at
this underground parking garage
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in Virginia.
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But anytime you wanna meet me,
leave out the back stairs.
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Walk a couple of blocks,
get in a cab.
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Take that cab,
get out of the cab,
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walk a couple blocks,
get in another cab,
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get in that cab,
get out of that cab,
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walk a couple blocks
to the Virginia parking garage
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that I previously
talked about.
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Woodward meets felt.
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And he says...
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hold on.
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[whispering]
I think I'm gonna vomit.
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[breathing]
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do you--
[Burps]
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- Do what you gotta do.
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- [vomiting]
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sorry, pal.
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I'm ready to tell the story.
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Woodward meets
with mark felt,
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and he says, could you
tell me a little bit
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about why these guys
might be connected?
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And he says,
put the pieces together,
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you dumbass!
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It's all in front of you.
Do the work!
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Just be careful.
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Watergate is the tip
of the iceberg.
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And when Robert Woodward
took his secret source
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to the Washington Post,
he said,
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my source is deep background.
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That means he cannot be
identified.
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Their editor
at the Washington post--Said,
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yeah, you keep calling him
deep background,
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but I'm gonna call him
"Deep Throat"...
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based on...
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the pornography film
that was very popular,
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which dealt
with natural ladies,
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you know?
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And so Woodward and Bernstein
figure out
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that this money
connected to these burglars
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goes all the way to
the watergate administration--
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to the Nixon administration.
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Richard Nixon.
Let's talk about Richard Nixon.
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Do you wanna talk
about Richard Nixon?
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- I would lo--
Yes, please.
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- Yeah, I thought you might.
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Mark felt says to Nixon,
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I'm the deputy director
of the FBI.
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I'm gonna look into
this rascal "Deep throat."
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And further,
I'm gonna set myself up
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as head of the investigation.
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So Nixon's top Aide,
Haldeman, says,
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I think mark Felt
is deep throat.
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And Nixon says,
now, why would he do that?
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And when the watergate hearings
gets to a boiling point,
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Nixon is like,
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I never knew of
this watergate break-in
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to discover information
about the democrats.
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And after that,
he says,
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"I am not a Crook."
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Nixon knows he's [bleep].
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and he says, there's nothing
I can do about it.
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Nobody's gonna trust me
at this point.
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I gotta step down.
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Hand me some cookies.
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All I know is I'm eating cookies
and none of you are.
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Do you guys want some cookies?
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- No, we like watching you
eat cookies.
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- You have no ambition.
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The interesting thing
about this take
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we're taking on it is all
the stories we know of watergate
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is, who's deep throat?
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And now we can tell the STORY
knowing who deep throat is.
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And in the end,
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you can toss aside Richard Nixon
for all his cynicism,
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you can toss aside deep throat
for all his cynicism,
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but you can't toss aside
Robert Woodward,
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and to a Lesser extent,
Carl Bernstein,
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for the truth
that they exposed
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for America.
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Well, we told the story
of watergate.
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There's no way I could
possibly misconstrue it
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as not the greatest
Journalistic endeavor ever told.
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Robert Woodward
would be proud.
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- It's beautiful.
They're at the ford's theatre.
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Until John Wilkes Booth
Comes into their box
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and shoots Lincoln
in the head.
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[bleep].
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[mixed chatter]
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- Abraham Lincoln is,
like, the best.
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Aside from the pro--
The emancipation proclamation,
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freed the slaves--
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Actually, I'm east african.
It doesn't matter.
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But he's [bleep] swag.
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[bleep] great,
Abraham Lincoln.
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Abraham Lincoln is,
like, the best--
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16th-Best president
in America.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- History.
Yeah?
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- When I drank,
it sounded like a fart.
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- [laughing]
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- Hello.
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Today, we're gonna talk
about John Wilkes Booth
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and his brother,
Edwin Booth--
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The Booth brothers.
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Edwin Booth
and John Wilkes Booth
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were born to a british actor
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named Ju...Nius
brutus Booth.
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[laughs]
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Edwin is a favorite
of their Dad.
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Junius was so mean,
he wouldn't even let John Wilkes
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into photographs with him.
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John Wilkes, stay back, man.
Stay away.
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Because you're not cool.
Stop.
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You're kinda weird.
You're weirding everybody out.
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Just back away.
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And he became sad.
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Which establishes
their rivalry.
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In 1858, John Wilkes
and Edwin Booth
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were the most famous actors
in the world.
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Performance-Wise,
everyone loved Edwin Booth.
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John Wilkes Booth--
He was untrained.
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He would knock sets down.
He was so violent.
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So when the civil war
Broke out,
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John Wilkes Booth
is like,
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Lincoln?
What does it all mean?
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What is he talking about?
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Slavery.
I don't even get it.
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That was the moment
his political aspirations
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OVERTOOK
artistic aspiration.
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However, Abraham Lincoln
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was requesting
Edwin Perform shakespeare
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at government functions.
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Am I [bleep] it up, guys?
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What's up, guys?
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What--is it [bleep] it up?
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Okay, okay.
[mumbling]
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okay.
Right, right, right.
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At the ford's theatre,
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when John Wilkes Booth
was gesticulating,
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Abraham Lincoln's sister-In-Law
is like,
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I think he's pointing at you,
Abraham.
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And Abraham Lincoln is like,
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it does seem like
he's pointing at me.
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Uhh...
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This is a little weird.
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He should, uh, you know,
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not be pointing at me
during this particular line
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because it's sort of...
aggressive.
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In november 1864,
Edwin Booth is like,
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hey, you know,
I wanna get to know you better.
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We've had some hard times.
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Let's do a play
together again,
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for one performance only--
Julius Caesar.
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John Wilkes' favorite role
was brutus,
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the man that executes
a tyrant.
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And Edwin Booth is like,
I get to play brutus.
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[trumpets sounding]
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for one performance only,
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in the production of
Julius Caesar,
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Edwin said,
"Sic Semper tyrannis,"
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and Everyone loves it.
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Critics said that it was
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the most important show
of all time.
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So John Wilkes Booth
started getting involved
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with a secret
confederate society
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and had masterminded a plan
to kidnap Lincoln.
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Uhh...
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Mm-Mm.
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So John Wilkes Booth
went to the ford's theatre
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to pick up his mail,
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and John Ford's brother
is like,
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hey, are you gonna come see
our American cousin--Tonight?
256
00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:03,045
Our american cousin?
257
00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:05,515
You guys are doing
our American cousin--Tonight?
258
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,552
Yeah.
259
00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:10,722
Abraham Lincoln's
gonna be here.
260
00:12:10,727 --> 00:12:12,292
You should come.
261
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:16,795
And John Wilkes Booth
is like, uh, what?
262
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:19,735
Abraham Lincoln's gonna be
at the theatre tonight?
263
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,805
Oh, my God.
264
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:27,408
I'm gonna change my plan
from kidnapping him...
265
00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:29,651
to assassinating him.
266
00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:32,488
[laughter]
267
00:12:34,595 --> 00:12:40,061
So Abraham Lincoln's at the play
our American cousin
268
00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:42,435
with his wife, Mary Todd.
269
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,073
It's beautiful.
270
00:12:44,076 --> 00:12:48,275
Everything's
going perfectly...
271
00:12:48,282 --> 00:12:51,747
until John Wilkes Booth...
272
00:12:51,753 --> 00:12:54,687
Comes into their box.
273
00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:06,245
- Welcome back
to drunk history.
274
00:13:06,248 --> 00:13:08,614
- My dad is a senator.
275
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:17,691
- Wha--
Where are we?
276
00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:21,397
John Wilkes Booth
Comes into their box
277
00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:24,335
and shoots Lincoln
in the head.
278
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:27,406
After he shot Lincoln,
he jumped from the balcony,
279
00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:29,411
breaking his ankle.
280
00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:32,414
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
281
00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,518
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
282
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,021
Oh, my--I'm hurting!
283
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,623
- Really?
284
00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:39,059
[laughter]
285
00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:41,128
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
286
00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:42,898
In raising his knife
in the air,
287
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:48,133
he said,
"'t' pluribus...unum."
288
00:13:48,142 --> 00:13:49,574
I don't remember what--
289
00:13:49,577 --> 00:13:50,943
Ah, [bleep].
290
00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:52,245
I can't remember
what the [bleep] it was.
291
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,580
Oh, I wish I could remember.
292
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,982
Wa--
Wait, wait!
293
00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:58,985
Sic teramis tempest.
294
00:13:58,991 --> 00:14:00,724
No more tyranny...
295
00:14:00,727 --> 00:14:03,132
You know...
basically.
296
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:05,403
That's John Wilkes Booth.
297
00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:09,939
And he's saying a line
from [bleep] Julius Caesar.
298
00:14:09,947 --> 00:14:12,613
And he's like,
this is [Bleep] perfect,
299
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,951
and everybody gets
what I'm doing right now.
300
00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:24,828
After Abraham Lincoln's
assassination,
301
00:14:24,835 --> 00:14:29,201
Edwin Booth decides to write
a letter to America,
302
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:32,308
saying,
I'm retiring from acting
303
00:14:32,313 --> 00:14:36,012
as a penance
for what my brother did.
304
00:14:36,019 --> 00:14:40,518
His horrifying act,
I'm done.
305
00:14:40,525 --> 00:14:45,357
Five months after
Abraham Lincoln is buried,
306
00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:48,064
Edwin Booth is like,
I'm back!
307
00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:52,301
Everybody Relax,
I'm doing our american cousin.
308
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,007
I know that's the one
309
00:14:54,011 --> 00:14:57,310
that my brother assassinated
Abraham Lincoln during.
310
00:14:57,316 --> 00:14:58,682
[chuckles]
311
00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:00,151
but that's what I'm gonna do.
312
00:15:00,154 --> 00:15:03,526
And everyone loves it.
313
00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:06,231
And he's back,
314
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:09,668
because he's kind of
egotistical.
315
00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:12,107
No one ever talks
about Edwin Booth.
316
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,343
- [laughing]
317
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,081
[speaking Indistinctly]
318
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,651
- Do you guys want me
to put a pizza in the oven?
319
00:15:25,431 --> 00:15:28,030
- And a good day
to you, sir.
320
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:30,466
Oh, dude,
I heard you have absinthe.
321
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,937
- Yeah.
- I've never had it.
322
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,605
Elvis!
- Yeah, man?
323
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:37,043
- What album do you wanna
listen to right now?
324
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:39,112
- You pick, man, you pick.
- Well, you--
325
00:15:39,117 --> 00:15:41,250
- Any of those albums
is damn good, man.
326
00:15:41,254 --> 00:15:43,219
Live at Madison square garden,
man,
327
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:44,821
with the [bleep] thing, man...
328
00:15:44,825 --> 00:15:49,291
with the deal of the--
of the--of a girl.
329
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:50,730
Hello!
330
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,466
Today, we're gonna talk
about the day
331
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:55,836
that the king met Nixon.
332
00:15:58,178 --> 00:16:00,143
My favorite story
of all time
333
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:04,253
is Elvis was out in l.A.
And they were at a dinner.
334
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,992
And the people he was with
were like,
335
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,629
hey, that guy over there
is huge
336
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,931
in the voiceover
animation world.
337
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:13,034
But he is a federally licensed
narcotics Officer.
338
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,772
It's the ultimate badge.
You can do anything with it.
339
00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:18,609
You can pull over any car,
anything in the world.
340
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:20,313
And Elvis becomes obsessed.
341
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,815
He walks up to the guy,
introduces himself.
342
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:26,686
The guy shows his badge.
I am the--guy.
343
00:16:26,693 --> 00:16:29,525
I can arrest everyone in here
right now.
344
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:33,196
And suddenly, Elvis is like,
I have to have that badge.
345
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,868
I need that badge.
How can this guy--
346
00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,505
If he has a badge--
347
00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:39,740
Mr. Do the crazy-Funny
Woodcock voice?
348
00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:41,544
No. I can do it.
349
00:16:41,547 --> 00:16:42,813
It drove him nuts.
350
00:16:42,816 --> 00:16:44,182
We're going to Washington,
351
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:45,484
and this badge
is [Bleep] happening.
352
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:49,153
Let's go.
353
00:16:51,496 --> 00:16:54,361
So Elvis Had police lights,
would pull people over.
354
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,699
And Elvis is--
The whole way, he's been like,
355
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:57,501
I'm gonna interrogate
his ass.
356
00:16:57,505 --> 00:17:00,511
He's gonna regret the day
he stole that jewelry, man.
357
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,193
[glasses clink]
- Cheers.
358
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:14,362
Mmm!
That's got a good taste.
359
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:17,334
That's--That's a lot
to do a shot.
360
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:20,505
- You're insane!
Whoo!
361
00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:21,910
- Yeah, we should've
just sipped that.
362
00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:23,879
- Whoo!
363
00:17:23,883 --> 00:17:26,882
- Ready?
- Okay, Buddy.
364
00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,786
Elvis writes a letter to Nixon
while on the plane.
365
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:32,690
They land, and he drops it off
at the front of the white house.
366
00:17:32,696 --> 00:17:34,228
It was shocking.
367
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:37,097
No celebrities want
to hang out with Nixon.
368
00:17:37,102 --> 00:17:38,801
So when he reached out,
they're like,
369
00:17:38,805 --> 00:17:40,104
Elvis wants to meet with you.
370
00:17:40,106 --> 00:17:41,705
This can't hurt matters.
371
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,741
Don't you wanna see
what Elvis has to say?
372
00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:45,444
Why not?
373
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:47,646
He's like, yeah, arrange it.
Yeah, I wanna meet him.
374
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,249
Let's see what's going on.
375
00:17:49,253 --> 00:17:51,552
And Elvis comes in.
376
00:17:51,556 --> 00:17:53,955
And Nixon looks at him
like, uh,
377
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,326
this is crazy, man.
You dress really crazy, man.
378
00:17:57,332 --> 00:17:58,664
He's like, hey,
you have your get-up,
379
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:00,332
I have mine, okay?
380
00:18:00,336 --> 00:18:02,741
Nixon's like,
yeah, I'm glad you came by.
381
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:05,278
I wanted to meet you,
and good to see you.
382
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:06,848
And Elvis does
the hard sell thing.
383
00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:08,417
He needs the badge.
384
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,020
Well, I care, man.
385
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,422
I care about what's going on
with these people.
386
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,091
And I care about the hippies,
387
00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:15,326
and everything that's
being said right now, man.
388
00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:16,663
It's terrifying.
389
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:18,665
People that are saying
things about you
390
00:18:18,669 --> 00:18:21,668
and, uh, the people
that are saying things about me.
391
00:18:21,673 --> 00:18:24,506
And that's why I'm happy
to be here...man.
392
00:18:24,511 --> 00:18:27,043
But I need this badge.
This is so big for me.
393
00:18:27,048 --> 00:18:28,680
I need it.
394
00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:30,382
And Nixon really takes it in,
kinda asks his Aide.
395
00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:32,219
He's like, can we do this?
396
00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:33,954
And the Aide comes back, says,
I'm sorry, it's done.
397
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,324
We cannot give this badge.
Sorry, Mr. Presley, we cannot--
398
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:40,493
You have no qualifications
in our mind to have this badge.
399
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,833
[burps]
400
00:18:41,836 --> 00:18:43,701
Mm.
Sorry, brother.
401
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,471
I'm lovin' it.
402
00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:47,674
And Nixon decides
to give him this badge.
403
00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:49,677
So Elvis goes back
to get photos taken,
404
00:18:49,681 --> 00:18:51,980
but then Elvis is
405
00:18:51,984 --> 00:18:55,250
a licensed and registered
federal narcotics agent.
406
00:18:55,256 --> 00:18:58,088
So Elvis Had police lights,
would pull people over.
407
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,532
You have any idea
how fast You were going?
408
00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:05,404
Another time,
he saw this crazy lunatic guy.
409
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,076
The guy was allowed inside.
410
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,912
And Everyone's like,
why is this crazy person
411
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,681
being allowed inside?
This is--
412
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,383
He's like, no, no!
He's all right, man.
413
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,586
He's okay.
He's part of this team.
414
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,289
We're gonna work with him, man.
He's funny.
415
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:17,791
And then Elvis liked him,
loved him,
416
00:19:17,795 --> 00:19:19,361
and then got tired of him.
417
00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:20,896
So he said
he had to go home.
418
00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:23,298
Elvis was gonna pay
for his flight home.
419
00:19:23,303 --> 00:19:26,302
Come back,
some jewelry's missing.
420
00:19:26,307 --> 00:19:28,640
So they figured out this guy
Had stolen some jewelry.
421
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,609
Elvis freaks out.
422
00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:32,546
He's gonna regret the day
he stole that jewelry, man.
423
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,482
He--He messed
with the wrong guy.
424
00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:37,386
The guy was
about to take off,
425
00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:40,956
and then he sees Elvis running
next to it in a jumpsuit,
426
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,494
holding a real federal
narcotics badge.
427
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:47,566
So the plane stops,
they pull the guy out.
428
00:19:49,841 --> 00:19:52,107
Elvis pulled the plane over
429
00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:54,578
to pull this guy off
and interrogate him...
430
00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:58,947
of which Elvis had
a couple random questions.
431
00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:00,520
Where'd you get
the jewelry, man?
432
00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:04,463
And he just cried and said,
I got the jewelry here.
433
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,101
I'm so sorry.
434
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,604
You shouldn't have taken that,
but you're car--
435
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,206
[stammers]
All right.
436
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,608
So we're good, man.
437
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:12,310
Gives him like 200 bucks,
438
00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:15,247
and then buys him
another ticket out.
439
00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:17,284
And you know, everything's
just a little bit safer
440
00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:20,554
in that part of memphis.
441
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,792
Do you feel it?
442
00:20:22,796 --> 00:20:25,795
Hey!
Do you feel it?
443
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,900
Thank you.
444
00:20:27,904 --> 00:20:30,836
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
445
00:20:30,841 --> 00:20:34,208
- Thank you.
- Okay, Bye.
446
00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:40,083
[patriotic music]
447
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:48,021
? ?
448
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,719
- He's funny.
449
00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:09,720
And then Elvis liked,
loved him,
450
00:21:09,722 --> 00:21:10,721
and then got tired of him.
451
00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:12,156
So he said he had to go.
452
00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:13,725
Elvis was gonna pay
for his flight home.
453
00:21:13,728 --> 00:21:16,994
Come back,
some jewelry's missing.
454
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,732
- Crap.
[laughing]
455
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,433
[laughter]
456
00:21:20,483 --> 00:21:25,033
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