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I never knew it
could be like this.
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Nobody ever kissed
me the way you do.
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Nobody?
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No, nobody.
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I never knew
it could be like this.
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Nobody ever kissed me
the way you do.
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Nobody?
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No, nobody.
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Your lips are
all wet and spongy.
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It's really disgusting.
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What is this, Janine?
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Shh!
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When it gets down to any
physicality whatsoever,
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you give me the cold shoulder.
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Yeah, that's accurate.
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Well, what's the story?
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We're just friends?
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I don't like you
enough to be friends.
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Someday, way in the future,
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we may work ourselves
up to being friends.
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Well, I've had it with you.
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This relationship is history.
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Vinnie, wait.
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Yeah?
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Don't take the popcorn.
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"Don't take
the popcorn!"
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I should have took the popcorn.
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I paid for it.
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Do you believe she said that?
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Doog, I just
made an important decision.
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As of this moment,
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Vincent delpino
is choosing a life
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of total and complete celibacy.
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How's that different
from Vincent delpino's life till now?
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Up till now,
I've had celibacy thrust upon me.
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In the future,
I'll be denying sex to myself.
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So now you'll be
in the power position.
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Exactly. I'm
finished with women.
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I'm no longer
a slave to my hormones.
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Who is that girl?
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Pardon me, father delpino,
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but what happened to
your vow of complete and total celibacy?
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It wasn't
a lifestyle that worked for me.
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Her name is Bernadette Callen.
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She lost her eyesight
in a car accident.
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She's waiting for
a corneal transplant.
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Where are you going?
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She's the perfect
woman for me. She's blind.
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Vinnie, you can't
go around harassing the patients.
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Dr. howser, can we
see you a minute?
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Right away.
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Come on, introduce me.
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Let go of my jacket.
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Hi, Bernadette.
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Hi, doogie.
I got my beeper.
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They'll beep me
when they get a donor cornea.
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If that happens
while you're off-duty,
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does that mean that
you won't be there?
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Suddenly, i smell garlic.
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We're very close
to the cafeteria.
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Don't worry, I'll be there.
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I left strict
instructions that when they beep you,
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they should beep me.
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That makes me feel better.
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It must be your age
or something.
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You make me
feel a lot more comfortable.
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Doog.
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Well, look who dropped by.
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Bernadette, I'd like
you to meet my lifelong chum Vinnie delpino.
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Well, hello there, Bernadette.
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So, uh, I hear you're blind.
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Vinnie!
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It's ok. It's people
that are afraid to say the word
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that make me crazy.
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Delpino.
What is that,
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sicilian, or is that neapolitan?
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It's Italian.
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We both
like to laugh. Are we a pair?
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Your mother's bringing
the car around.
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I'll take you
to the side entrance.
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It's ok.
I'll take her.
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Can I offer you my arm?
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Sure. Ok.
Let's go.
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Bernadette,
you think I'm funny in a hospital,
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you ought to hear me on a date.
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I am a riot.
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Don't you think
you're moving fast?
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I'd love to go out on a date.
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Being blind
is, like, totally boring.
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How about this Saturday?
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No way.
Since the accident,
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my parents are
completely paranoid.
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They won't trust me
with anybody.
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Vincent delpino knows
exactly what it takes
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to impress a girl's parents.
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Hi. Bernadette,
your date's here.
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Her mother and I are happy
she's going out with you.
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It's alive.
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Come on, don't be afraid.
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What is it, a dog?
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Yes, a six-foot dog.
You see those every day.
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Vinnie, this is scary.
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Wanna stop?
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It isn't going
to bite me, is it?
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Let me look at its fangs.
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It doesn't have fangs.
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I know what it is.
It's a llama.
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Close. It's a goat
with a long neck.
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Vinnie.
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Ok, her name is Lois.
She's a friend of mine.
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How did you ever think of this?
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Well, I figured
you'd be a lousy bowler.
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Thank you. This is
the nicest thing
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anyone's done for me
since the accident.
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Yes!
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Let's get you to the hospital.
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Let's go.
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I'll be right back.
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Honey, it's mom.
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Notify Dr. Montgomery
we're here.
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Get a cbc and lytes.
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When did you last eat?
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It's been six hours.
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Anesthesia's waiting.
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Everything's going
to be fine. Don't worry.
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Wait. Vinnie?
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Yeah, yeah.
I'm right here.
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Who's this guy?
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Come on, honey.
Let's go.
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Hey!
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I know you want me, curly.
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I can see it in your eyes.
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But life's been cruel to you.
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I'm out of circulation.
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I don't know how
I'm gonna get over this.
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Lunch, curly?
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Sure.
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He's just a cheap substitute.
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?�huh. Poor kid.
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Doogie.
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Hi, vin.
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Be careful next time.
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So, uh, how's Bernie today?
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Her bandages come off tomorrow,
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and there's
a 90% chance she'll see again.
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I had a dream about her.
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She was just this big
beautiful floating head.
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Usually when I dream
about a girl,
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she's just a big body
with no head.
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Except when it's Janine,
then she's just a big mouth.
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Sounds like you're in love.
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You really think so?
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Why not?
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I don't know. I thought
i was too shallow.
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Now, I always knew you
had it in you, slick.
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Hi, Bernie.
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Vinnie.
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Hiya, Bernie.
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School's over already?
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Already? You didn't
have to sit through seventh period English.
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Mrs. harbin's
on a Shakespeare kick.
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We're reading Romeo and Juliet.
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You'll probably think
I'm real dorky,
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but I love that play.
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Could you read some of it to me?
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All those thous and
whereforths and stuff?
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Wouldn't you rather
listen to music?
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If I listen to whitesnake
one more time,
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I'll need an
ear transplant, too.
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But if you decide to laugh,
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remember, I'm not above
pinching a blind girl.
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Let's see.
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Ahem.
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"But soft!
What light through yonder window breaks?
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It is the east,
and Juliet is the sun."
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Juliet isthe sun.
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"Arise, fair sun, and
kill the envious moon,
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"who is already sick
and pale with grief,
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"that thou her maid art
far more fair than she.
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"Be not her maid,
since she is envious.
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"Her vestal livery
is but sick and green
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"and none but fools do wear it.
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"Cast it off.
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It is my lady,
o, it is my love!"
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"O, that she knew
she were!"
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Vinnie?
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This is hot stuff, huh?
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I told you.
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This guy really
had it bad for her.
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Yeah. Too bad. They were
star-crossed lovers.
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Star-crossed?
What's that?
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It wasn't in their stars
to be together.
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Their love was doomed.
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They never had a chance.
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Oh.
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Come in.
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Mrs. howser,
i got to know something.
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It's very important.
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What is it, Vinnie?
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Do you find me attractive?
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Attractive?
In what sense?
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I mean sexually attractive.
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Uh... Could you
be more specific?
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Mrs. howser, please.
My guts are hanging out here.
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Vinnie, look, lots of boys
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find themselves
attracted to... Unattainable women,
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a teacher,
a friend's parent...
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All of a sudden,
are you, like, 2 inches taller?
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I'm wearing
elevator shoes. What do you think?
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Do they add
to my sexual ambience?
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That's the s-word many
too many times here.
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Vinnie, there can never
be anything between us.
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Ever, ever, ever.
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I can't stress ever too much.
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Well, it's not you,
Mrs. howser.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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I just naturally assumed...
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Well, I mean,
not naturally, but...
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Who is it?
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I'm in love with
a beautiful blind chick.
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Doogie's patient?
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Sure, as long as she's blind.
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But today she'll see me.
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I'm worried she won't
like how I look.
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I mean, I'm no hunk.
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If she can't see
you're a wonderful guy...
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Not the "he's got
a great personality" routine.
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Well, you do.
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Listen, there are
lots of things besides looks
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that make a man
desirable...
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A good sense of
humor, sensitivity.
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I got those.
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I was attracted
to Dr. howser
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because of his passion
for his work.
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So that explains it.
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Anyway...
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The problem is
some girls have to grow up a little
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before they
can appreciate those other qualities.
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And if Bernadette
is one of those girls...
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It might hurt.
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So I just have to
take my chances.
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Mm-hmm.
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Thanks, Mrs. h.
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And try to remember this
isn't your only chance.
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You're going to
find love many times in your life
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in the most unexpected places.
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Anything else?
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Yeah.
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86 the shoes.
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It'll probably take
a moment or two
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for your eye to focus.
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Don't be upset if things
seem blurry at first.
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Doogie?
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Yeah.
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You're so cute.
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Thank god.
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Thank you.
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Where's Vinnie?
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What honey?
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I want to see Vinnie.
Where's Vinnie?
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00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:28,589
Over here.
264
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,558
How you doing?
265
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,202
You're Vinnie?
266
00:15:38,098 --> 00:15:39,666
Hi.
267
00:15:44,202 --> 00:15:47,773
Well, uh, look...
268
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:49,008
Um...
269
00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:51,077
I got my car
double-parked and...
270
00:15:51,078 --> 00:15:54,203
You probably got things
you want to look at,
271
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:57,084
so maybe I'll see you later.
272
00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:03,856
Vinnie, she's under
lots of stress in there.
273
00:16:03,857 --> 00:16:05,791
It's a confusing time for her.
274
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,204
You and I both saw it.
275
00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:09,962
She don't want me.
276
00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:12,064
Just give her a chance.
277
00:16:12,065 --> 00:16:13,800
She don't want one.
278
00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:24,844
That cornea's
healing beautifully.
279
00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:27,204
We'll do your other eye soon.
280
00:16:27,205 --> 00:16:29,203
You've got great hair.
281
00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:32,204
Thanks. All I do
is blow-dry it
282
00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:34,053
once in the morning.
283
00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:35,721
Ahem.
284
00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:37,590
Hi, Vinnie.
285
00:16:37,591 --> 00:16:39,725
Hello.
286
00:16:39,726 --> 00:16:41,204
It's after visiting hours.
287
00:16:41,205 --> 00:16:44,199
I'm just going to be a minute.
288
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:49,204
She needs her rest, sport.
289
00:16:52,072 --> 00:16:53,806
How's the new eyeball?
290
00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:55,541
It's great.
291
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,943
They say my vision's
going to get even better.
292
00:16:57,944 --> 00:16:59,645
That's good.
293
00:16:59,646 --> 00:17:03,203
You know, Bernadette,
it's not right to string somebody along.
294
00:17:03,204 --> 00:17:06,204
Sometimes you got to
hurt their feelings.
295
00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:07,887
Vinnie, I'm...
296
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,522
So that's why I'm here.
297
00:17:09,523 --> 00:17:13,092
We've been having
what I'd call a hospital romance.
298
00:17:13,093 --> 00:17:15,561
Like people meeting
during a war.
299
00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:17,163
Something about the excitement
300
00:17:17,164 --> 00:17:19,204
makes their feelings
seem real strong.
301
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,202
When the war's over...
302
00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:26,573
I'm really glad
we feel the same way.
303
00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:31,143
I hope I fall in love
304
00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:33,612
with somebody as nice as you.
305
00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:37,084
That would be great.
306
00:17:39,152 --> 00:17:40,208
Vinnie.
307
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:43,689
Want to kiss me goodbye?
308
00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,758
Uh, better not.
309
00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:49,062
It'll just make it
harder for you.
310
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,801
I'm really glad
you can see again.
311
00:17:55,802 --> 00:17:56,803
Honest.
312
00:18:12,786 --> 00:18:15,554
Come on, doog.
Put it up.
313
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:17,857
Put it up. Hook shot.
Come on, shoot.
314
00:18:17,858 --> 00:18:19,158
Would you shut up?
315
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:23,662
My strategy is to dazzle you
with my mouth work.
316
00:18:23,663 --> 00:18:26,203
Try to get it away.
317
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,198
Ho, ho.
318
00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:30,204
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
319
00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:32,004
I'm sick of this.
320
00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:34,140
I need some male bonding.
321
00:18:34,141 --> 00:18:36,142
Can't you talk
about your feelings
322
00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:37,977
without us having
to sweat together?
323
00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:40,513
No words describe how I feel.
324
00:18:40,514 --> 00:18:42,202
Try.
325
00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:45,684
Ok. I feel like
she punched a hole
326
00:18:45,685 --> 00:18:47,202
in my chest,
327
00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:48,921
ripped out my heart,
328
00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:51,857
sliced it, diced it,
put it through a blender,
329
00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:54,093
and set it on fire.
330
00:18:54,094 --> 00:18:56,595
There you go.
That was good.
331
00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:58,731
Oh, yeah, that was soothing.
332
00:18:58,732 --> 00:19:00,633
I'm a new man.
333
00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:05,200
I wish I never met that girl.
334
00:19:05,201 --> 00:19:08,073
It's kinda your fault
for introducing me.
335
00:19:08,074 --> 00:19:10,203
Vinnie, usually with girls,
336
00:19:10,204 --> 00:19:13,846
you're a lecherous,
insensitive, pushy, feel-copping, horn dog.
337
00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:14,847
Yeah, that's correct.
338
00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:17,199
But you acted
differently with Bernie.
339
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,199
Instead of trying to get
what you could get,
340
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,688
you tried making her happy.
341
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,690
That's what love is.
342
00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:26,559
You were good at it.
343
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,062
Didn't do me much good.
344
00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:33,532
You never know.
345
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,135
It may come in handy sometime.
346
00:19:36,136 --> 00:19:37,202
Hi, doogie.
347
00:19:37,203 --> 00:19:39,004
Hi, Vinnie.
348
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,539
Well, hi, Janine.
349
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,205
Mind if I talk to Vinnie alone?
350
00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:45,010
No. I'll go to my...
351
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,979
I can't go to my room.
352
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,198
I'll go to somebody else's room.
353
00:19:49,199 --> 00:19:53,199
So, uh, what are you
doing around here, slumming?
354
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,021
Your mother said you were here.
355
00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,201
There's a movie at the fox
356
00:19:58,202 --> 00:20:00,025
I thought you'd like to see.
357
00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:03,062
The incredible shrinking man.
358
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:05,030
No offense.
359
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:08,101
Wait. You're asking me
to a movie? Why?
360
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,904
I know this is going to sound...
361
00:20:11,905 --> 00:20:13,839
Bizarre.
362
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,941
But...
363
00:20:15,942 --> 00:20:17,510
I missed you.
364
00:20:17,511 --> 00:20:19,111
You missed me?
365
00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:21,714
Go ahead. Rub it in.
366
00:20:21,715 --> 00:20:24,205
Did you miss
my grabby hands or my spongy lips?
367
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:28,207
Do you think I'm happy
about this? I'm not.
368
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,200
I've searched for a reason,
369
00:20:31,201 --> 00:20:34,160
and I don't
understand it, either.
370
00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:36,629
All I know
371
00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,864
is I found out you had a date
372
00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:41,200
with this other girl,
373
00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:42,935
and I was jealous.
374
00:20:42,936 --> 00:20:45,037
You were jealous?
375
00:20:45,038 --> 00:20:48,841
Are you going to repeat
everything I say?
376
00:20:48,842 --> 00:20:52,200
What should we do about
these warm feelings?
377
00:21:06,203 --> 00:21:08,994
Are you going to puke on me?
378
00:21:08,995 --> 00:21:10,964
Uh-uh.
379
00:21:21,641 --> 00:21:23,109
Wow.
380
00:21:24,844 --> 00:21:26,207
So...
381
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,207
Does this mean
we're going together?
382
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,584
Yes.
383
00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:34,207
It's really going to
kill my reputation, but...
384
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,156
Yes.
385
00:21:37,201 --> 00:21:39,859
Then let's go to the movies.
386
00:21:45,031 --> 00:21:47,133
Careful, Janine.
387
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:52,199
Oh, darling,
388
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,774
could you lend me
a couple of bucks for the movie?
389
00:21:54,824 --> 00:21:59,374
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