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Jingle bell,jingle bell
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jingle bell rock
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All right.
You're going to be fine, pal.
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Merry Christmas.
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Snowin' and rowin'
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This is the stupidest song
in the world.
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Next.
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One of the patient's
mothers made this.
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I get
the front door.
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Hey. A lot of time
went into that.
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I got
the master bedroom.
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What do we got?
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Take a pick--
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Paul Newman,
Albert Einstein, darth vader.
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Come to the dark side
of the force.
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Could I have
some water?
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He was wandering l.A.X.
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No I.D., no shoes.
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He must've been mugged.
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His head's got a lump.
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Run fingerprints.
Maybe dmv will know who he is.
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He's got
a left hematoma,
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no external wound.
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Luke. I am your father.
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And we'll
rule the empire
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if you tell me
how many fingers are up.
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Two.
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Luke, get father
some water.
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You can't have water
until we run tests.
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Let's get him
to neurology.
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Brrrrr.
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Brrrrr.
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Brrrrr.
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We've got
four more people
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down with the flu,
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so I need volunteers
for tonight.
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Mcguire, howser,
Cooper...
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And Solomon.
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Thank you
for volunteering.
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No way.
You're kidding.
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And don't forget
the annual eastman Santa pageant.
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All residents--
in costume--
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required
to participate.
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Dr. canfield.
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I do not participate.
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I missed
my kid's birthday,
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my anniversary,
and Thanksgiving.
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Christmas is a tradition
in our home.
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Christmas Eve is
a very important night.
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All you can do
is fire me.
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My wife can kill me.
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Trust me,
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I'd rather be fired.
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Anyone else want
to leave and betray their colleagues
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and disappoint
the patients,
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especially
the children and the elderly
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who depend on them?
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Candy cane?
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Let's get her
to observation.
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We lost lord vader.
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But all the exits
are covered.
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You should see
his Tracey ullman.
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And complaining of pains
in his right leg.
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Pants him.
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On three.
1, 2, 3.
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Hook him up
to our monitor,
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get me
a blood pressure.
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I'll draw some blood.
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Call the cardiologist
on call.
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He's been
a patient here before.
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Get me his old chart.
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His rhythm is regular,
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and he has
some t-wave inversion.
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You got my message?
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You look like hell,
and you smell worse.
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I've been on duty
for 30 hours,
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plus now I have to stay
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and hand out presents.
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Take a shower.
That'll be a present.
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Here's my credit card.
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There's a necklace
at Crescent's that Wanda wants.
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Your own
credit card?
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Tell them
it's for Wanda plenn.
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You have your
own credit card?
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Here's a letter
of authorization
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so you can use it.
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This is every cd
you ever wanted,
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every scalper
concert ticket.
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This is freedom
to do what you want.
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I'm going to cry.
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Can I depend on you?
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Yes. Can I buy something
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for susie berlutti
with it?
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I didn't think so.
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Doog, at least
come to Samantha's party tonight.
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I can't.
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This is
a major blowout.
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Samantha is friends
with guys
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who know guys in
the music business.
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I got to work.
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Ditch.
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How?
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You're the genius.
Think of something.
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We're giving away
all those gifts?
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We'll be stuck here
all night,
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but that's what
Christmas is all about.
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Douglas,
are you all right?
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Yeah.
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What's the special?
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Tuna casserole.
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Doog.
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He could've just said
he didn't like it.
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I'm fine. I got
to get to work.
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Don't move.
I'll be right back.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Let's see.
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101.
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You're out of here.
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No, please.
Let me work.
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Doogie,
you're flushed and sweating.
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Go home to bed.
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You're not doing
any good by staying.
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Go on.
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No. I'll be better.
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I'm feeling
better already.
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Let me stay.
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I want to work.
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I want to work.
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Enough people
are sick already.
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If you're sick,
i don't want you infecting others.
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Go home.
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O.K.
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Yeah, yeah,
when do I get to tell you what I want for Christmas?
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Nurse,
can you see about my reindeer?
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They were supposed to
be here by now?
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And do you validate?
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They hired a
real dingaling to amuse the kids.
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And a wide-screen
television,
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and I want Larry Henderson
to break his leg in pe.
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And I want you to
give my dad his hair back
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so my mom won't leave him.
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And I want any of the girls
in the Robert Palmer video.
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Well, it looks like
there are no broken bones, sport.
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Just a sprain.
Hop in.
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Merry Christmas.
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Ho, ho.
Merry Christmas, young lady.
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Is there anything special
you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?
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Well, he doesn't have to
look like Mel Gibson,
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but that would be okay.
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He should love children,
skiing and szechwan food.
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He has to understand
nurse's hours.
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And can I meet him fast?
I don't have a date for new year's.
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Piece of cake.
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Which reminds me,
you're out of cookies.
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And which way
is the cafeteria?
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Merry Christmas.
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And I got my mom
an Ethel merman cd.
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She loves show tunes.
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I've got rhythm
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I've got music
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I've got my man
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who could ask for
anything more
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[Blowing]
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Can't get decent lights.
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They're made to
self-destruct.
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How many times
has he tried?
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Once. So far.
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[Groans] Drove all over
the city for these.
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$20 a string.
Checked each one.
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They better work.
I thought you had to work.
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Oh, it turned out
i didn't.
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This year
it'll be different.
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Katherine, son.
Let's see how she looks.
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Good luck, dad.
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[Lights sputtering]
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I better change
for the party.
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I am not
going to get angry.
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I'm going to
put on my jacket,
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get into the car,
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and I'm going to drive to the
store where I bought these,
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and drive through
their window.
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Katherine: Buckle up.
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It's going to bea hot, hot Christmas
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Come on!
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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas!
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How about a little kiss
for santy claus?
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How about a little kiss
for santy claus, ladies?
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Come on,
i got a mistletoe here.
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Ho ho ho ho!
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Merry Christmas!
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Ah, Toni...
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Sit on Santa's lap
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and tell him if you've been
naughty or nice.
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Ho ho--whoa!
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We'll be celebrating
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and spreadingsome cheer
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You want some?
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No, thanks.
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00:10:01,595 --> 00:10:03,768
Do you want to dance?
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Maybe later.
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Doogie, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
Everything's great. I'm happy.
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Right. You've
been moping around
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for an hour.
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That's how
i express happy.
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Are you mad at me?
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No. I've just been
working too hard. Sorry.
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Doog, you're here!
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Can we talk
in private?
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No offense, Wanda.
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Wanda, would
you excuse us for a minute?
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Did you get it?
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I put the card down
and got the necklace.
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What a great country.
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Thanks, Vinnie.
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How'd you get out?
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00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:42,772
I faked a fever.
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Genius!
That's great.
220
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Can you teach me
how to do it?
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Just betray
your colleagues and lie to them.
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Then what?
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You'll go into
a sugar shock.
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I need the rush
to stay up and party...
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With her.
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Mama!
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He's definitely
hyper.
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That's it.
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00:11:05,425 --> 00:11:06,768
What?
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I got to get
back to work.
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00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:10,768
You just got here.
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I know
you'll hate me,
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but I lied
to everyone.
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I told them I was sick,
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and now I feel worse.
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I got a patient
who really needs me.
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It's the right thing to do.
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It's mature and adult...
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And I hope I never have
to do that again.
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Notify X-ray.
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I want an ap lateral,
left leg.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm a lot better.
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Go home.
Merry Christmas.
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Mom, are there
lots of presents under the tree?
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Jack, did--
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did Brian get
more than me?
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O.K. Bye.
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Jack, did--
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Brian
is a delinquent.
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I am a doctor.
252
00:11:59,079 --> 00:12:01,081
He never remembers
mom's birthday.
253
00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:03,767
He never calls
Nana mcguire. I do.
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Brian always
gets everything. I hate him.
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00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:09,772
Did they find the guy
the police brought in?
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He's here,
but no one's caught him yet.
257
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If my diagnosis
is right,
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he could lose
consciousness.
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00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,465
He could die.
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00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,402
This isn't
going to work.
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How will I stay awake
to hand out presents?
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Excuse me.
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Do you know
what time it is?
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Almost 7:00.
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I'm waiting.
266
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My sister hurt
her leg skiing.
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I took her and
my nieces yesterday.
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Her leg's
still swollen.
269
00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:45,592
You ski?
270
00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,127
I was an instructor.
271
00:12:47,127 --> 00:12:49,096
Her kids
wanted to learn,
272
00:12:49,096 --> 00:12:52,771
and, well,
I'm a sucker when it comes to kids.
273
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,773
They're
the greatest, aren't they?
274
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:55,773
Mm-hmm.
275
00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:57,772
End of a long day?
276
00:12:57,772 --> 00:13:00,770
Can't believe the hours
you guys keep.
277
00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:03,770
Boy, do I understand
how hard it is.
278
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,768
My mother was a nurse.
279
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:06,768
Curly spaulding.
280
00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:08,482
Mel Gibson.
281
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,683
I know.
282
00:13:09,683 --> 00:13:11,685
It happens all the time.
283
00:13:11,685 --> 00:13:13,771
It's just coincidence.
284
00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:17,457
Tell me, where can a guy
get great szechwan,
285
00:13:17,457 --> 00:13:20,772
and how would
i get you to join me?
286
00:13:20,772 --> 00:13:22,229
Ask.
287
00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:23,730
Will you?
Yes.
288
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,772
This might
be forward. Good.
289
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,773
I'm sure you're booked
for new year's,
290
00:13:28,773 --> 00:13:30,270
but would...
291
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,405
Doctor!
292
00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:33,173
What about new year's?
293
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:39,212
This might burn a little.
294
00:13:39,212 --> 00:13:41,770
Go on. Make my day.
295
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:45,552
If this kicks in,
he should be lucid soon.
296
00:13:45,552 --> 00:13:48,188
Can you tell me
who you are?
297
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:49,771
Paul Newman.
298
00:13:49,771 --> 00:13:51,725
What?
299
00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:53,772
He told me
he's Mel Gibson.
300
00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,770
I can't believe
i was wrong.
301
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:58,699
No. My name
ispaul Newman,
302
00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:01,773
as in Newman bars,
stools, and dinettes.
303
00:14:01,773 --> 00:14:03,537
Oh, god.
304
00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:04,773
What's wrong with me?
305
00:14:04,773 --> 00:14:07,674
That's what we're
going to find out.
306
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:10,711
This has been happening
for over a week.
307
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:12,145
We'll run some tests.
308
00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,715
Draw simultaneous
insulins, proinsulins, and c-peptides.
309
00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:16,183
Order a body ct
310
00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:18,685
with 5-millimeter slices
through the pancreas.
311
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:20,687
I've got to
call my wife.
312
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,723
She thinks
I'm in Chicago.
313
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:23,766
Your wife?
314
00:14:23,766 --> 00:14:26,593
Does this mean
our date's off?
315
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:31,531
Ahh.
316
00:14:31,531 --> 00:14:34,401
Yes!
317
00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:35,773
Yes.
318
00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:38,765
[Sigh]
319
00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:39,771
My turn.
320
00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:42,075
Mmm. Mmm.
321
00:14:42,075 --> 00:14:44,511
Mmm. Uhh.
322
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:47,380
Aah.
323
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,417
Ohh.
324
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:52,765
Gluing that on,
Dr. canfield?
325
00:14:52,765 --> 00:14:55,773
Some kid always tries
to pull it off.
326
00:14:57,491 --> 00:14:59,773
It's a miraculous
recovery you made,
327
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,261
Dr. howser.
328
00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:04,771
I know
it's been a long haul,
329
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:08,771
but we've got a lot
of gifts to give out.
330
00:15:08,771 --> 00:15:10,470
We'll start
at pediatrics,
331
00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:11,771
then go to geriatrics.
332
00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:15,475
If we don't make it
to the psychiatric ward,
333
00:15:15,475 --> 00:15:16,772
we'll just tell them
334
00:15:16,772 --> 00:15:19,446
it's Christmas
on Tuesday.
335
00:15:24,518 --> 00:15:27,220
What a way
to spend Christmas.
336
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:32,659
On the first day
of Christmas
337
00:15:32,659 --> 00:15:34,769
my true love
gave to me
338
00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:38,770
an asthmatic
in the E.R.
339
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,765
On the second day
of Christmas
340
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,774
my true love
gave to me
341
00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:45,774
two fatty livers
342
00:15:45,774 --> 00:15:50,766
and an asthmatic
in the E.R.
343
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,612
Seven giant colons
344
00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:54,247
six small intestines
345
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:58,768
five prolapsed
hemorrhoids
346
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:00,587
four gastric ulcers
347
00:16:00,587 --> 00:16:02,389
three yellow
gallstones
348
00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:03,770
two fatty livers
349
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:10,197
and an asthmatic
in the E.R.
350
00:16:10,197 --> 00:16:11,767
Attention allavailable personnel.
351
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:14,434
Level one disastercoming into E.R.--
352
00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:15,774
a four-car accident.
353
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,470
Let's go, people!
354
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:20,507
Tell ct there's
an emergency head coming over.
355
00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:22,773
Put her in observation.
Monitor her.
356
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,512
Take him
to the cast room.
357
00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:26,774
Page the ortho
technician.
358
00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:28,515
Keep the dressing dry.
359
00:16:28,515 --> 00:16:30,383
Hematoma on
the chest wall.
360
00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:31,769
He must have
broken ribs.
361
00:16:31,769 --> 00:16:34,487
No breath sounds
over here.
362
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:36,489
His trachea's
shifted left.
363
00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:38,765
His right chest
isn't moving.
364
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,768
Pulse--110.
365
00:16:39,768 --> 00:16:41,768
We got a tension
pneumothorax.
366
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,496
We have to
decompress him.
367
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:46,066
Give me a chest
setup, stat.
368
00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:48,101
Get me some
local anesthetic!
369
00:16:48,101 --> 00:16:49,536
No time.
370
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:51,538
He'll still need
some sedation.
371
00:16:51,538 --> 00:16:54,574
We're going to need
to hold him down.
372
00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:56,376
Santa?
373
00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:58,211
Don't be afraid.
374
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,321
Breath sounds
are equal.
375
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:09,767
Lung sounds
are clear.
376
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,767
Blood pressure's
coming back.
377
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,769
His pulse
is slowing.
378
00:17:15,774 --> 00:17:18,765
My sister said
you're not real.
379
00:17:18,765 --> 00:17:20,233
She's a dip.
380
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,765
I knew you were.
381
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,238
I am...
382
00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:26,506
Indeed.
383
00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:29,476
[Knock knock]
384
00:17:30,644 --> 00:17:31,765
Mr. Newman.
385
00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:33,713
I may be crazy,
386
00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:36,349
but shouldn't
your head be on the wall
387
00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:38,351
of some lodge?
388
00:17:38,351 --> 00:17:40,587
So give me
the bad news.
389
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:43,690
As I suspected,
you have an insulinoma.
390
00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,191
Something
in your pancreas
391
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,227
is secreting
too much Insulin.
392
00:17:47,227 --> 00:17:49,462
We suspect it's a tumor.
393
00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:50,769
Are we talking cancer?
394
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:53,773
These kind of tumors
are almost always benign.
395
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,774
You weren't getting
enough sugar to your brain.
396
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:59,506
That's what caused
your behavioral changes.
397
00:17:59,506 --> 00:18:04,110
We're going to have
to schedule surgery as soon as possible.
398
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:07,447
I know this isn't
the way you wanted to spend Christmas.
399
00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:08,769
I'm sorry.
400
00:18:11,618 --> 00:18:13,086
Are you kidding?
401
00:18:13,086 --> 00:18:15,773
This is the best
Christmas I ever had.
402
00:18:15,773 --> 00:18:17,490
For the past 10 days,
403
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:20,493
I've been thinking
i was losing my mind
404
00:18:20,493 --> 00:18:23,463
and that my life
was going to fall apart.
405
00:18:23,463 --> 00:18:25,532
I was scared to death.
406
00:18:25,532 --> 00:18:26,772
Now you're telling me
407
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,170
I've got a good shot
at recovering.
408
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:33,673
I left my mom's gift
in the locker room,
409
00:18:33,673 --> 00:18:37,177
and it's gone.
You see it?
410
00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:40,280
Who'd want to take
an Ethel merman cd?
411
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,249
I've got music
412
00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:45,118
I've got rhythm
413
00:18:45,118 --> 00:18:46,619
I've got my man
414
00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:49,765
who could ask
for anything more
415
00:18:49,765 --> 00:18:52,559
Uh, nurse, he'll need
another 50cc of glucose.
416
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:55,767
You won't find him
around my door
417
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,263
hello...
418
00:18:57,263 --> 00:19:00,133
I have restrung
every string,
419
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:02,168
made four trips
to the store,
420
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:04,371
spent $180
on Christmas lights,
421
00:19:04,371 --> 00:19:06,373
and everything
is working.
422
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:09,770
Doogie,
would you plug in the tree for me?
423
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:12,512
Darling,
turn down the lights.
424
00:19:14,765 --> 00:19:18,218
Shall we stand back
and raise our glasses
425
00:19:18,218 --> 00:19:21,388
and toast our tree?
426
00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:27,193
Boy, it's past
my bedtime.
427
00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:29,696
This is one
of those moments
428
00:19:29,696 --> 00:19:32,772
when a man needs
to be alone.
429
00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:48,581
Wanda!
430
00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:50,770
My parents will kill me
if they know I'm gone.
431
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,685
My parents
will kill me
432
00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:54,721
if they find out
you're here.
433
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,689
So you're not mad at me?
434
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:58,224
No, I understand.
435
00:19:58,224 --> 00:20:00,768
I didn't want
to go back to work.
436
00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:04,164
I think you did
the right thing.
437
00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:07,467
Thanks for understanding.
438
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,569
Oh, wait.
439
00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:17,277
Merry Christmas.
440
00:20:18,772 --> 00:20:21,147
Hurry. Here.
441
00:20:27,765 --> 00:20:30,457
I love it.
442
00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:32,766
How did you know?
443
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:35,595
It's just one
of those things.
444
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:44,671
Oh! This is how I felt
when e.T. Left.
445
00:20:44,671 --> 00:20:45,672
Vinnie.
446
00:20:45,672 --> 00:20:48,608
You guys look so good
when you kiss.
447
00:20:48,608 --> 00:20:51,711
You don't close
your eyes when you kiss.
448
00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:53,179
That's very sexy, Wanda.
449
00:20:53,179 --> 00:20:54,180
Vinnie!
450
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:57,083
Look. I got
a Christmas hickey.
451
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,551
Isn't that a zit?
452
00:20:58,551 --> 00:20:59,774
I think
it's dirt.
453
00:20:59,774 --> 00:21:02,388
You're right.
It's a zit.
454
00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:03,768
It's a hickey!
455
00:21:03,768 --> 00:21:06,769
I'll never tell
who gave it to me.
456
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:07,770
Ellen pressman.
457
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:08,770
Vinnie!
458
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:10,430
Hey, merry Christmas, doog.
459
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,771
Thanks, Vinnie.
460
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,500
On, donner!
461
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,534
On, blitzen!
462
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,535
On, ViXen!
463
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,536
On, guido!
464
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,238
Guido?
465
00:21:19,572 --> 00:21:23,768
So, do you want
your present now or tomorrow?
466
00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:24,768
Now.
467
00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:26,513
No. Tomorrow.
468
00:21:26,513 --> 00:21:28,515
No. Wait. Today.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
469
00:21:28,515 --> 00:21:30,517
Because then
after I've finished
470
00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:31,772
opening presents
here,
471
00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:36,556
I'll have one more
to open with you. I love presents.
472
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,092
Me, too. I got to go.
473
00:21:39,092 --> 00:21:41,327
I love the necklace.
474
00:21:41,327 --> 00:21:43,129
I'll see you tomorrow.
475
00:21:43,129 --> 00:21:46,031
I love you,
doogie howser.
476
00:21:46,081 --> 00:21:50,631
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